10x10 - Black Ties and White Lies

[bunniefuu]

- Previously on

"The Real Housewives
of Beverly Hills"...

- A friend of mine
introduced me to a guy.

- What?
- Uh-oh.

- How's everything going?

- Just trying to organize
for Saturday night.

My husband and I
throw so many parties.

We were thinking
black and white theme

because the truth is, it looks
prettier in pictures.

- I heard you guys
arguing about threesomes.

- This has been
a lesson for me.

I will be mindful of them

being earshot with all of us,
that's all.

- You're no longer comfortable

bringing your kids
in our presence?

- You are
a sh... .....ing stirrer.

I wanna talk to you privately.
- Okay.

- Well, if you're gonna be

the moral high ground
everywhere...

- Moral high ground...really?
- Yeah.

- Do you really wanna go there?

- I mean, do you wanna
go there?

- Do you?

[dramatic music]

[upbeat music]

- Around here,

there's more than just dresses
in everyone's closet.

- The secret to life?

Dance like everyone
is watching.

- I won't settle
for anything less

than everything.

- Life is an audition,

and honey,
I am getting that part.

- You never know
what to expect

when I'm expecting.

- Break a leg?

Not in these heels, honey.

- My life may not
be a fairy tale,

but I'll always get
a happy ending.

♪ ♪

[lively music]

♪ ♪

[doorbell buzzes]

[light dramatic music]

- Hi.
- Hi, Camille.

- Welcome to my home.

Come in.
- Hi!

- Nice to see you.

How are you?
- I'm good, honey.

- So this is
your permanent place, right?

- Mm-hmm.
- This is really beautiful.

- This was all torn out,
I think.

I don't even think
I took out the ceiling,

just made it look lighter...
- So this is the master.

- This is the master.

- And you have
this whole thing here.

I mean, this is a great place
for honeymooners to live.

- Yeah, well...

- Right...I mean,
not honeymooners,

newlyweds, I meant.
- Newlyweds, yeah.

- Newlyweds, newlyweds,
that's what I meant.

- Dave and I've definitely been
living it up out here.

We love it, and I love
looking at the seals.

- My God.

- This has been
a very good place to heal,

especially after the house
burned down.

Mason looked at me.

What did you say
when we were walking out?

- I was, like,
"This house is going down."

[objects cracking]

- Kimber will get some water.
Would you like some here?

- Some ice in it?

- No, I actually don't
want ice, thank you.

- I'll have some wa...

oh, maybe I'll have some...
a little wine.

I can't really drink.

You know when I drink,
bad things happen.

- [laughs]
They really do!

I have not spoken
to Camille in months,

since she alienated
every single person

that she could have
a friendship with.

- Why can't I say a nice thing
about Lisa Vanderpump

without you, the Witches of
Eastwick, coming after me?

- Oh, my God.

But Camille reached out to me

and said that she really wanted
to meet with me.

Hello?

I'm sorry, I'm just
a little bit

taken aback right now,

but I'd actually like to hear
what you have to say.

- I'd like to know
what's going on,

'cause I haven't been around.

- Well...
- It's been a crazy...

- Yeah.
- Oops, thank you.

[light tense music]

♪ ♪

So thank you for coming over,
and I know there's things that

the both of us wanna get
off our...our chests,

'cause we've both been hurt,

and I just wanna hear...
hear you out.

- Well, if we're gonna,
you know,

just dive right into it,

honestly, I don't where
the anger towards me came from.

I mean, the tweets.

Every time someone tweeted
something mean or hurtful,

you were liking and saying
the rude things about

every single one of us
across the board.

- I was so upset at you girls.
- You were, like,

coming through
and annihilating everybody.

You tweeted something about
Denise drinking or something...

- I was so angry at Denise.

The whole issue about drinking,
and...came up with her.

Well, [BLEEP],
I did say those things.

- Is she on something?

- So I really was
confused by that...

- Okay, that's fair.

- And it made me not trust
what comes out of your mouth,

because, like, I don't know if
you're saying something nice

if it's genuine, or if...
if you say something mean,

you really feel that, even.
- Mm-hmm.

- You're saying one thing
to one person,

and one thing to someone else.
- And you've never done that?

- I pretty much stick
to how I feel.

That's what friends do.
I say that to your face.

Camille has this big opinion
on Twitter,

and then when she sees you,
says nothing to your face.

"Everything's fine."

No.

Saying how you feel,
like we're doing right now.

- Okay.
- That I-I can respect,

and I understand that,
you know?

- But I did feel
that I was on the attack.

I felt like,
"Okay, who's gonna take

their turn next
to go after Camille?"

And after a while,
it's like, enough is enough.

I just lost my house.

There's so much
one person can take.

I felt like they were
the witches that came together,

like that "Macbeth" play,
you know,

stirring their cauldron,
and then saying,

"We're all together on this,

and our common enemy
is Camille."

You did not stand up for me.
That's why I got hurt because...

- I had a very hard time
standing up for you

because of the things that
were coming out of your mouth.

♪ ♪

- I wanna say that I'm sorry
about the mean tweets.

I was very, very upset,
but that's no excuse for them.

- Well, thank you.
I appreciate that.

- You're welcome.
- And listen.

We've been down
this road before.

We've had way bigger problems,
and we've gotten through it,

and we can do it again,
you know.

You and I both don't hold
onto things, I don't think.

- I know I don't.
- No, I don't either.

- How can we get
to a place where

you're okay with everyone
in the group?

Because I know there are
a lot of hurt feelings.

I care about Camille.
And we've gone through a lot.

So I would like to be
able to get past this.

And if Camille genuinely
wants to fix things

with these ladies, I think
that they would be open to it.

But she's gonna have
to do some work.

We gotta figure out a way
where we can all, you know,

be okay in a group, and I'm
happy to help facilitate that.

- How do you think
that happens?

- Well, let me think about it.

- Okay.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Hi, welcome.
- Thank you.

There's two of us, please.
- Okay, right this way.

- Thank you.

- I'm Jesse.
I'll be taking care of you.

- Hi, Jesse, I'm Denise.
Do you have any fresh juice?

- I do...I have orange juice,
grapefruit juice.

- Is the grapefruit ruby red?
- I believe so, yeah.

It's the pink one in the...
- I'll take that one.

- Grapefruit, sure.
- Thank you.

- Hi.
- Hi, how are you?

- Good!
Mm!

I'll love a water.

- I just got a grapefruit juice
right now.

- Juice for you.
- Do you have fries?

- Yeah, we have
our regular skinny fries,

or I have truffle fries.

- I'll do the skinny.
- Can I share with you?

- Yes.
- All right, thank you.

- You're very welcome.

[soft tense music]

♪ ♪

[both laugh]

- So I wanted to meet
with you privately

because you and I have a really
long history and, you know,

I didn't wanna get
into anything

with the entire group.

- Mm.
- When I got to Santa Barbara,

it hurt my feelings when you

called me a hypocrite
in front of everyone.

- We've done films.
We have posed for "Playboy."

We have to .....ing own that,

is what I'm really
trying to say, Denise.

- I do, I...I...
of course I do.

- 'Cause you can't be
a hypocrite about it.

- I'm not being...
- You have to .....ing own it.

Where's the line
that we can be ourselves

and talk to you and be open...
where's my bar?

- I'm very open, but I still
have a line with my kids that...

what I share with them
of my adult life.

- Of course, of course.
- And that was it.

- I have your skinny fries.
- Thank you.

- Thank you.
- You're very welcome.

- You've been very open and
honest with everyone

about, number one, how big
your husband's p*nis is,

happy endings...

- I haven't been honest
with my daughters.

- No, but you're open
and honest with this group.

- So but then am I not able to
share with you guys

moments with our kids

without it turning into
what it turned into?

- Well, why did it
turn into that?

If you had never said
anything to anyone else

and just kept it between you
and your daughter,

none of this
would be happening.

Sami mentioned threesome.

I would at least be aware
of your children

if I'm at your home.

- Listen, I need you to take
some form of responsibility

that you continued this
conversation,

and you...you used the kids,
you brought the kids into it.

The Denise I know
is open, honest,

"I am who I am,
take it or leave it, baby."

And all of a sudden,
she's offended

by a threesome conversation,

and she's using her kids
as the course of it.

That doesn't ring true for me.

- If I was pissed
about something,

I would .....ing say it.

You know me.
I'm not upset, I never was.

- I would think so.
- I'm not.

- So, I'm, like,
what the [BLEEP] is going on?

- This doesn't bother me.
- I have to be honest with you.

Your energy is not matching
what you're saying.

I feel that you're hostile
and angry about this.

- Coming up...

- Camille's coming.
- Well!

I know it's fire season.

I didn't realize
the snakes were out as well.

- I feel you're hostile

- I feel you're hostile
and angry about this,

and I felt that
on Saturday night

when you were talking to Kyle.

Why aren't you being honest
with Kyle and...

and saying, you know,
"I don't like you, Kyle"?

- Listen, do you know...
I do like Kyle.

- Are you .....ing kidding me?
Come on!

- Kyle always brings it
back to her.

She wants to be the center
of the .....ing attention.

She's very judgmental,

and I feel like she talks
at us, not to us,

and she doesn't .....ing listen.
Out of everyone,

I have the least connection
with her.

- Honey, you can't run.
You said it.

Okay, well, let's talk
about where we are now, though,

because now people seem pissed
from the other night.

So tell me what happened.
- They started going at Aaron.

- Listen.
This...these girls can be rough,

and...and I'm one of them,

but they usually don't
just come at someone.

Something had to have been said
to create that in 30 seconds.

- I don't know,
but all I know is,

I did not want to be there
with paparazzi outside.

This is Sutton's event.
- Yeah.

- It's, like, I'm not
gonna do this right here.

- Well, it's not helping
when Aaron has been there,

when you guys have gotten up
and left the group.

- This is
the dumbest thing ever.

Find something else
to fight about, honestly.

- No.
- No, it's...it's ridiculous.

[talking over each other]

Are we done?
Okay, well...

- You guys, Aaron,
I thought we were gonna talk

through it
instead of doing this.

- Well, I...I'm trying
to talk through it.

- If you huff off
and you guys...

- I didn't...
I don't feel like I huffed off.

Whether everyone believes me
or not, that's on them.

You and I have had
a long history,

and you know
everything I've done

in sacrifice for these kids.

- I do.

- So of all of the women there,

for you to not
have my kids' back...

Not mine, I don't care.
I can take it.

But as does this go on and on,

my kids are gonna hear this
on and on.

That's why I wanna
.....ing drop it.

- Denise has had so much out
in the press about Charlie,

and she's tried to protect
her kids for so many years.

So I understand you don't want
your kids to hear things.

I get that.

But you know that your kids
watch television and saw you

and heard you talk about
Aaron having a happy ending.

- I'm now dealing with
that part of their life,

and it's...it's awkward.

- I think Denise may be
using the show

to change her image
from last season.

But guess what?
This show is about us

being honest
and showing our feelings.

Good, bad, ugly, all of it.
You can't control it.

Okay, so where are you now?

Are you coming to Kyle's
black and white party?

- If I can make it, I will.

- Well, let's leave it
where it is, you know,

and it's just...I think
it's a lesson learned, I do.

- Oh, I've...
I learned a lesson.

- Okay.

- My lesson learned is, I know
where I stand with Lisa Rinna.

And I don't feel like I can
trust her like I used to.

- Well...
There's that.

[light tense music]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- What are those long tables?
- Oh, gosh.

- It looks like a school room.
What's happening?

- Oh, here we go.

- What I'm worried about
right now is that's...

that looks really small.
That's the whole dance floor?

- Yup, that's the whole thing.
- No.

- No, we're setting it up now.
- He's just setting it up.

- Oh, oh, oh, okay.

So what do we do
with the chandelier?

- They're gonna go above...
above the column.

- These better be secure.
I don't wanna k*ll anyone.

I just feel more pressure
for it to be a success

for Children's Hospital,

wanting to make them
proud too.

I couldn't sleep last night
thinking about the flower room.

- I couldn't sleep
last night either.

- I know, I know,
I don't sweat it.

- When Mauricio was born,
he had

a blood disease
called neutropenia,

and he spent a good part
of his life

in children's hospital.

So when we think about where
we wanna put our energy

and our appreciation into,

it's Children's Hospital
Los Angeles.

Oh, let...let me test this out.
[laughter]

- How's that...how's that
working out for you?

- I think it feels good.

And then this...
how do we get up here, hop?

- No, no, I have stairs.

- Hello?
- Is Dorit here?

- Is my friend Kyle here?
- How are you?

- There she is.
Oh, you look beautiful.

- Thank you.

- Do you wanna have
a glass of wine, or...

- Sure, whatever you want.

- We all need to just take
a little Ashley...cheers, girl.

- Oh, cheers.

- Ashley's been working
her butt off.

Wait, everyone look in the eye.
k*lling it, k*lling it,

k*lling it, I know.

I haven't really told
everybody who's coming.

With everyone, I know there's
so many weird situations.

- Oh, boy.
- Like, for example,

Camille's coming.

[dramatic music]

- Well!

I know it's fire season.

I didn't realize
the snakes were out as well.

- [laughs]

I went out to her house,
and she acknowledged a lot

of mistakes she made and
things she said, what she did.

She really wants to make it
right with everyone.

- I feel bad
for what I said about...

- Dorit?
- Dorit.

Because that was uncalled for,
and it was just...

I really hit below the belt.

- I think that she's
a rational person,

and I think that if you were
to say that to her,

she would appreciate that.
- Mm-hmm.

- I can be civil,
I can be cordial,

but I-I just can't.
I'm sorry, I can't.

You can't believe
anything she says.

Camille has crossed
way too many lines.

There's no moving forward
for us now.

- Your husband owes out
a lot of money

to somebody
very, very close to me.

- Camille, don't you dare
threaten me, sweetheart.

- I'm not threatening,
I want...I'm protecting you.

- You're a little snake.
- Oh, yes.

- I would be the biggest idiot
imaginable if I would tell her,

"No problem.
We can be friends."

So, auction items.

Are you all set?
Everything good?

The silent auction's
gonna be in here?

- Silent auction's
gonna be in there.

- Do we have everything?
- I do.

I'm gonna be throwing
an auction,

and not just a silent auction.
Also a live auction.

I've never done
something like this before.

Dorit's been helping me
with the live auction.

I was scrambling,
and then I tell her,

and not even kidding,
it must've been ten minutes.

"I got this, I got this,
I got that,"

I'm, like, "What?"

- You know, like, high-ticket,
really good items.

- Really good items.

- There's a doctor that gave
the $25,000 procedure.

Stay at a hotel.
- Seven nights, six days,

breakfast, lunch, and dinner,
massage every day.

- Can you believe?
- No, I really can't.

- Kyle's pretty lucky
to have a friend like me.

- Do you think Denise
is gonna come?

I feel like
she's not gonna come.

- Back at Sutton's,
when I walked out

to speak to her and Aaron...

Denise feels they were in the
right, everyone's in the wrong,

and the more it keeps
being brought up,

she's just not gonna
deal with it.

I just don't want what
happened the last two times

we were together with Denise
happen again tomorrow night.

- She's avoiding confrontation.
- I know.

♪ ♪

Mm.

- Coming up...

- Aaron started to speak
condescendingly to the women.

- Well, you know
how I feel about husbands

interfering with things.

It always comes off
a little bullying.

- Okay, well,
that's what's happening.

[cheerful music]

♪ ♪

- Hello.
- Hi.

- Hi.
Garcelle and Lisa.

- I'll let them know
you're here.

- Thank you.

- Hi.
- Good to see you guys.

- Great to see you too.
- Yeah, how are you doing?

- We're so excited
that you're here.

- Yes, thanks for having me
here.

- Yeah.
- I'm excited.

- Excited to hear your idea
of our script.

- Mm-hmm.

- I have created my career
my whole life,

from, you know, modeling
to acting to producing.

- We're gonna be
in this conference room

if you guys are ready.

- Yeah.
- We're ready.

- Awesome, okay.

- I feel like
you can't box me in.

- There they are!
- [screams]

[laughter]
Hi, hi!

- This is how
I support my family.

I'm a single mom,
I'm in my 50s,

I'm a black woman,
if you hadn't noticed.

All those things
drive me to work

until I'm dead in the ground.

So we're excited not only
to be here with you guys,

working on this project
that we love,

and hearing your take
on our script is exciting.

- Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I guess I'll just start
from the beginning

and kinda tell you the story...
the way I reformulated it.

- Perfect.

- The setup of the story is...

Lorraine as we know is, like,


And then she's gonna meet
Christian at a party,

who's polished
and sophisticated.

He has a knack
for wining and dining

and using his money
to lure in women.

He's there with a much
younger woman named Suzie.

And even while he's
kind of there with Suzie,

he makes an active kind of,
you know, pursuit of Lorraine.

[light music]

They end up having sex,
and it ends up

being very compelling and fun,
and their chemistry is strong.

And Lorraine says, "I want
a threesome with Suzie."

- Come on.
You read our script.

We want you to tell us how
you're going to sh**t it,

not make
a completely different movie.

- Suzie slowly reveals that
she's actually pregnant.

Lorraine and Christian
were once married.

He also has
a whole other family.

Christian's violent side
comes out.

She starts getting crazy.
He starts to go insane.

He doesn't know
what's going on.

He brings Suzie on
to try to m*rder Lorraine.

- Hell, no.

Nuts.

Nuts!

Um, I love the story.

I feel like it's diverted
from the script a lot,

and that's an issue for me.
I don't know.

I love that she goes away,
she sort of gets...

she comes back for revenge,
but I also feel like,

are we too different
from the script?

- Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- For me, it was a big deal
to learn how to, like,

have my voice
and be able to speak up.

Even when I started taking
acting classes,

I remember it was so hard
for me to get mad

that I had to get
those muscles going

so that I could stand up
for myself.

That's my only thing.

If we can try
to merge somehow...

I just feel like it's not
the script that we wrote.

- Mm-hmm, yeah.

- Thank you so much
for coming in.

- Thank you.
- Really appreciate it.

Having this power now...
I never dreamt it.

And now you can't shut me up.
[chuckles]

- Okay, good.
Come back in.

Is she gone?
- She's getting validation.

So don't yell.

[laughter]

- I think she's down
to make, like,

the version of the movie that
exists right now on the page.

- I don't know that.

We're fine with collaborating
about rewrites,

but we weren't sure, because
she's a writer-director.

Does she feel like
she should be rewriting it?

- Right.

- Oh, my God, no.

Don't put another thing
on my plate.

[laughter]

Thank you very much.
- Triple threat.

[laughter]

[lively music]

♪ ♪

- Oh, my God.

So there's
a black and white theme.

Black or white, I should say.
oh, my God.

Should I wear
a long, white, sexy dress

or a black tuxedo suit
from my line?

Say my line.
- Yeah.

[laughter]

- Your hair is strong.
It wants to break away.

It's fighting me today.

Let me just dry it
with a dryer just for a minute.

- Oh, my gosh.

♪ ♪

- Baby, I love these shoes
you bought me.

Gonna leave everything
to you from now on.

- You need to leave it to me.

- Just wear all black,
my new shoes, everything.

Body's all black.
- I love it.

Only all black?

- You look gorgeous,
by the way.

- Thanks, honey.
- Give it a shake.

- [scoffs]

Honey, if I do that,
it's gonna start coming apart.

I've gotta keep it intact at
least for half of the night.

- That's true.

- Tonight's gonna be
interesting.

Aaron's kind of got himself
in a little bit

of a sticky situation
with the girls.

In an attempt
to defend his wife,

he kind of has inserted
himself in a way

that it's made
some of the girls

feel a little uncomfortable.

- Let us .....ing go.
It's ridiculous.

Why are we nitpicking
on people?

You keep poking the bear.

- Tonight, maybe pull him aside

and have a quiet word,
and just say,

"Aaron, listen,
it can get tricky

if you're talking down
to a group full of women."

- What he needs to do,
honey, is...

which I've learned
from my own experience...

is help his wife
by supporting her,

not by fighting for her.
There's a big difference.

It's very frustrating for
a guy to watch his wife

go through something
if he feels

that she's
an innocent victim.

With me, I was very convinced
of my own position

until actually I see it unfold

and think,
"Why...why did I do that?"

- Why are you here
to defend her?

- 'Cause I know
what her intentions were,

and I know she's not
a nasty person.

- I'm not calling her
a nasty person.

I'm calling you a nasty person
for saying that sh... about me.

- But, you know,
whether or not he listens,

some guys have
to find out the hard way.

- We're happy
you're here tonight.

- Thank you.
- Really, really happy.

- Yeah.
- Yeah, cheers!

- Cheers!
- Cheers!

- Are you working?
Are you not working?

- I'm starting a movie
in two weeks.

- What do you mean?
- What is it?

- I'm doing
a little independent movie,

which is why
I had to go brunette.

- Great!

- It's a really sweet
Christmas movie,

but it's not
a Hallmark movie.

- Oh, Denise just did
a Hallmark Christmas movie.

- What's going on with Denise?
- You know Aaron, don't you?

- I do.

- We were having
dinner at Kyle's,

and Aaron started to speak
condescendingly to the women.

- Well, you know how I feel
about husbands

interfering with things.

- "I'll make it better,
hold on."

- 'Cause it always comes off
a little bullying.

- Okay, well,
that's what's happening.

- Yeah, of course.
- You sure?

- Yeah, you're good.
- Okay, I'm just, you know...

- Am I throwing you
into the lion's den?

- Hey, I can hold my own
anywhere I need to.

- You really can.
- Yeah.

- I really liked her.

- So do we.
We still like her.

I still like Denise.
I still like Aaron.

I just don't understand
where this is coming from,

and I'm not going to be
accepting any more guilt,

especially when I apologized
in the moment.

I apologized the next day,
and so...

- And she doesn't
understand that.

She thinks he's just
talking normally to us.

- Right.

I'm not looking
to say hello to Aaron.

Listen, I live
with a really smart man,

so I'm over being
mansplained to, okay?

Especially by
anybody else's husband.

- Just say hello
and be happy-positive,

and just let it go.

- I'm always happy-positive.
- I know.

If these women are willing
to have a two-way conversation

and hear me, I'll be here
all night and talk to them.

Maybe they'll be happy tonight.
- Yeah.

- I don't know.

I was wondering that
the last eight times.

- We should check
on this stuff,

just to make sure.
- I know.

- Coming up...

- Camille.
- Yeah?

- It's nice to see you.
- Okay.

- But you're an as*h*le
on Twitter.

[upbeat music]

- How's it all looking?

♪ ♪

Moe!
Moe?

Oh, honey, can you please
put a blue light on?

- We could not get
the blue light on.

- You're lying to me.

- I have been working on it
for 2 1/2 hours.

- You're lying to me.
- Nope.

- Well, who do I call?
- Ghostbusters.

- No, come on, honey.
I'm not kidding.

Don't [BLEEP] around.
I need to talk to somebody

who has more knowledge
of the situation.

All these high-tech things
that you do...they don't work.

Why can't we just have
an on-off button

like the olden days?

Hi, Portia.
Is your hair done?

- Sh...
Sorry.

- I'm so busy, honey, and
the pool lights won't go on,

and I have people arriving.

Do the little bun we do
in the morning

when we drive to school,
when we're, like, twins.

- Please, please,
please help me, I beg you.

[upbeat music]

Just the pretty platters,

and that
with the flowers in here.

- In here.
- Yes, thank you so much.

Are those guests arriving
right now?

Honey, please go get
presentable.

Jeez, Louise.
Okay.

♪ ♪

How are you?
Good to see you.

Check out the auction
on the left.

You'll see the table
and everything there.

Look at these from XIV Karats.
How beautiful.

I'm wondering if my husband
will bid on these for me.

I have a feeling he won't

because I spent too much money
on this party.

The party cost me six figures,

and my original goal was to
make $200,000 for the hospital.

And if I don't make money,
then I should've just

given this money to them
instead of the party.

[dynamic music]

♪ ♪

- Oh!
Cool.

- Well, I guess it's time
to have a c*ck.

- Wow, this looks great.

"b*tch, please!
You could never be me..."

That's awesome.
This looks great...

- Hi!
- Hi!

- How are you?
- You look beautiful.

- Wow, that looks amazing.
You guys look beautiful.

- You look so good.

- Let's go get a drink.
- Okay, that sounds great.

- Let's go get a drink.
Okay.

- What is the drink
for the night?

- I can try...
I'll try the Harvest Moon.

- I'm gonna have
a little alcohol, not a lot.

- Cheers to you, Kyle.
- Thank you.

- Thank you for the invite.
- I'm glad you're here.

- Cheers.
I'm glad to be here.

- I'm so glad you're here.
- Aw, it makes me happy.

- Are you a little bit nervous?
- Yeah, I am.

I'm nervous to see the girls.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- "b*tch, please!
You could never be me..."

- Hi.
- Hi, how are you?

- Good, how are you?
- This is Victor.

- Hi, how are you?
Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

- It's on?
Blue.

Oh, it's on?

- Oh, my God.
Moe, I love you.

- You fixed it.
- Now I can go shower.

- Love you.

- [laughs]
- Thank you.

Clean up.
Sharpen up.

- Done. Bye!

- I need to check quickly
in the mirror

because I bumped my head and...

[light dramatic music]

♪ ♪

Hi, Kimber, how are you?

- Hi, sweetheart.
You look beautiful.

- Thank you.
So do you.

- Oh, my God.
This dress is stunning.

- Thank you, thank you,
thank you.

- How are you?
Oh, my God.

- I know.
Let's get a drink, my love.

- Okay, okay.

- Where's Kyle?
- Probably outside, honey.

- Oh, there's Moe.

- Oh, we got the cold shoulder
from Dorit.

- Did we ever, wow.
- It's okay.

[lively music]

♪ ♪

- Wow.

Hi.

- Hi!
- Hi!

- [screams]
- Yeah!

- Hi!
- Hi.

- Hello, stranger!
- Look at here!

- How are you?
- Oh, my God!

- Girls, make your way
over here so I can come say hi.

We're going to look
at the auction items.

- Ooh, XIV Karat!
- That's three!

- Four VIP passes to Coachella.
Four days in Aspen right in...

This is from Kurt Rambis
from the Lakers.

Kris Jenner and Kylie
sent this over.

$25,000 stem cell procedure
for your face.

I mean, stem cell...

- No, not just for your face,
Kyle.

It can be for your whole body.

[talking over each other]
- Even for joints for your...

- Right, no, I know.
For joints and everything.

- Oh, and by the way,
Camille's here.

- Oh, she's here?
- Oh, she's here?

- [laughs softly]
- Oh, Camille's here?

- Talk about quieting a room.
- Camille's here, oh.

- Everybody's, like...
[strangled gasp]

- Oh!
- Yeah, yeah.

- Right?

- What is this?
- Remember my godson?

- Oh, I love it!
- Yeah!

- I love it!
- So cute.

- Oh, I...come on.
- Oh.

- And it says "fake" in here
'cause it's faux fur.

- That's funny.
I know who to give that to.

Camille.

[laughter]

- It's so pretty.
- Mmm.

[light tense music]

♪ ♪

- It'll be nice to see them.

- Are you good?
- Yeah.

- Oh.
Hi!

- Let's go outside
and see what's going on.

How cute this is.
Look how good the pool looks.

- Are you on good terms
with Camille?

- Well, that's interesting.

- How disgusting are you?
And that's disgustingly petty.

- You know what?

- So let's figure out who
the mean girl really is, huh?

Seems like it's you.

- I don't know if I wanna
go over there right now.

- Okay, that answers
my question.

- I might let you
go over first.

- That looks like Rinna.
- Is it Rinna with longer hair?

- Well, yeah!

- Are you okay going
over by yourself?

- Absolutely.
[laughs]

- They know we're
talking about them.

We're, like, so obviously
talking about them.

- I'm not afraid.
- Me neither.

- Let me tell you.
I .....ing know you.

I know.
Let's just talk it out.

Listen, I'm with Eileen.
What am I gonna do?

- Oh, my God!
- Hi, girls.

- Hi!
- You look stunning.

- Oh, my God.
How are you doing?

- Hello, Camille.
How are you?

Camille.
- Yeah?

- You were an as*h*le
on Twitter.

I'm gonna say that to you,
but it's nice to see you.

- Okay.
- I don't have beef with you,

but you were an as*h*le
on Twitter.

[tense music]

- Coming up...

♪ ♪

- Oh, my God.

- Camille.

- Camille.
- Yeah?

- You were an as*h*le
on Twitter.

I'm gonna say that to you,
but it's nice to see you.

- Okay, okay.
- I don't have beef with you,

but you were an as*h*le
on Twitter.

I didn't like that.
- Okay.

- I don't like
the trash comment,

I don't like the "you guys
are like a coven of witches."

- Well, it felt like that.
- Okay.

- I mean, I'm gonna be
honest with you.

You girls were
really nasty to me.

- But you didn't have to do it
in a public way.

- Well, I was kinda
dishing out what I got.

I didn't like a lot of the
stuff that you did last year.

[light dramatic music]

- I'm not gonna rehash
anything.

I'm not gonna rehash
anything.

- Okay, that's fine.
- So we're good?

- No, we're not.
Obviously, we're not good.

So there you go.
You just called me an as*h*le.

That's not a great hello.

"Why, hello,
you're an as*h*le."

Thank you.

I think I'll pass on that,
thank you.

- Okay, all right.
That's good, all right.

- There you go.
That's what happened.

- Okay.
- Uh-oh.

- Did I come here for everybody
just to attack me?

Because I'll leave.

- Have a drink and [BLEEP] it.
- Exactly.

Who's the as*h*le?
Uh, Rinna, it's you.

If you don't wanna talk
to me now,

I guess I'm just gonna
have to tweet about this later.

- Into the pool.
- Yeah, it's great, isn't it?

- Hi.
That didn't go so well.

- Didn't it?
- What?

- I had a little moment
with Camille.

It didn't go so well
right out of the gate.

Much like Denise,
Camille's another person

who doesn't take responsibility
for her own bad behavior.

- She can continue to be
a nasty mean girl.

- Bye-bye, bye-bye,
see you later, bye-bye.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Isn't this beautiful?
- Beautiful.

- Well, hello.
- Yay!

- Hi, baby.
- Hi!

- Hi, so do you.
- I'm Michael.

- I'm Dorit.

It's so nice
to meet you, Michael.

- This is Michael.
Mama's got a new boo.

Apparently,
I love the name Michael.

My ex-husband was Michael,
but there's a difference.

There's white Michael,

and then there's
chocolate Michael.

This is Michael, PK.
- How you doing?

- Nice to meet you.
- Good to meet you, man.

You okay?
- I'm good.

- When I married Mike Nilon,

I got a lot of flak
from black people.

They felt like I was selling
out from my kind,

so after my divorce I felt like
I had to prove my blackness.

But honestly, I feel
a connection with Michael

no matter what color
his skin is.

But black is good.

- So you guys dating?

[indistinct chatter]

- [laughs]
- Sorry, am I...just asking.

- Eight days?
- Our first date.

- No, no, no, no.
No, hold on.

- You have not pulled him
here on your first date.

- No.

- Okay.

[lively music]

- Want me to hold anything?
- No, I got it.

- Okay.
- Thank you so much.

- Thank you.

♪ ♪

- No, it's beautiful.
- Thank you.

- Like, a great setup.

- Whenever I have
a couple friend

that goes through a divorce,
you're made to feel

like you're supposed
to choose a side.

I'm so excited you're here.
- Yeah, we're gonna have fun.

- Thank you.
- It's gonna be a great night.

- Mauricio and I really try
to keep a balance

of being friends
with both Paul and Adrienne,

which was a little
challenging at times.

I don't think it would be
a stretch to say

they were enemies.

- These are dinner...
- Make yourself useful.

- No, these...these
are dinner plates.

- That's okay.

- He's not gonna want
these plates here.

- God bless you.
We want our plates here.

Hi, hi.
- Hello.

- How are you?
You look gorgeous.

- I love your makeup.

- Yeah, I didn't do it,
but thank you.

- So it's nice to see them
finally come together

and actually be friends.

[upbeat music]

- Thank you.

- Do you love this?
So stunning.

Isn't that so cool?
- "b*tch, please."

♪ ♪

- My sister's here.
Hi.

- Hi, honey.

Oh, my God,
that looks so pretty.

- These are from my line,
you guys.

- [indistinct]
- Isn't it great?

- Yeah.
- You love it?

- We...we all need this.

- Look at the stress
of this whole thing.

I'm...I'm coming unglued
from the stress.

- Nobody is...Kathy?

No, nobody was even
coming in the room.

- Thank you.

[light dramatic music]

[indistinct chatter]

- Oh, my God.
Brandi.

- Wait, I was just gonna say
hi.

Oh, my God!
Hi!

- How are you?
You look gorgeous.

- I'm, like, you have bangs.
I didn't know you had bangs.

- I have bangs.
You guys look great.

- Oh, thank you.
- You look beautiful.

- Thank you.
- You good?

- Yeah.
Yeah, I'm a little nervous.

I don't know why.
- Well, it's a lot.

It's funny that Brandi and I
are in such a good place now

because for so many years,

it's safe to say that we
couldn't stand each other.

You are trashy,
and you're classless.

- Seriously, you're a b*tch.
[BLEEP] off.

- No, I wanna talk to you
for a second.

- Stop it.
- Don't you .....ing...

- Wow, really?
- Don't .....ing touch me.

Don't .....ing do that.

- Don't pretend to be a .....ing
good friend to her, okay?

- Are you kidding me?

- You're gonna let this person
come between us?

But she posted this video
of herself crying.

- You see your friends
with their perfect husbands,

and they have their kids
full time,

and, you know,
I don't have that.

- It really broke my heart

seeing her
break down like that.

I realized Brandi
is a good person.

I think that she's just
very misunderstood.

- What's that?
- Oh, it's one of your dresses.

- Oh, it's falling apart,
Teddi.

- Uh-oh.
- I see it all over the place.

- Oh, my God.

- Are you dropping beads?
- Everywhere.

I'm, like,
dropping it everywhere.

- If everyone can just make
their way to the tent,

grab a drink.

- Don't be shy
about those bids, guys.

I wanna see a lot of bidding
going on tonight

because it's important.

[upbeat music]

- I got you.
- The tent looks so beautiful.

- I know.
I thought the same thing.

- [yells]
- Oh, my...how are you?

You look amazing.
- Thank you.

You look so good.

Kim, you totally pulled it
together.

You look gorgeous.

- Yes, you look amazing.

- I'm gonna try to get...
- Is that for me?

- No.

- That's nice.
Oh.

Thank you.

- I love this.

- Attico.
It's, like, falling apart

as I speak.
- It's so good.

[light tense music]

♪ ♪

- Oh, there's Garcelle.

- Two vodka on the rocks,
please.

[indistinct chatter]

- Denise and Aaron
just got here.

- Pardon me?

- I saw Denise and Aaron.

- Oh.

- Coming up...

- To be honest,

you don't have to go through
the pleasantries with me.

I don't really trust
what you have to say.

- Denise and Aaron

- Denise and Aaron
just got here.

- Pardon me?
- I saw Denise and Aaron.

- Oh, cool!

- I have no urge to go out
of my way to talk to Denise

because she's not
being honest with me.

I had lunch with Denise,
and she made it sound like,

to me,
the ladies came after Aaron.

- They felt
definitely threatened.

- See, this is what
I'm talking about.

- It's not adding up.
- It's messy.

She kept talking
about the paparazzi.

- I did not want to be there
with paparazzi outside.

There was paparazzi,
was outside.

- Excuse me,
there was no paparazzi.

- I don't wanna do that
with the paparazzi out here.

[crickets chirping]

- What Sutton said
is very different

from what Denise
was telling me.

It's completely opposite,
basically.

- I don't know where we sit.

- Denise!

- Looks like the group's
all up in front there.

- Oh.
How are you?

- How are you?

Hi, Aaron.
- Where's all the...hello.

- You know when you
get on a plane,

and you have to, like, eyeball
where the exit is?

That's Denise when she
comes into a party.

♪ ♪

- How are you, honey?
Good to see you.

- You too.
Oh, hi!

Aw, how are you?
- Hi.

- How's it going?

- Incoming!

- Nice to see you.

- Good to see you.
You look phenomenal.

- Thank you.

Where...I didn't know where...
- We're here, we're here.

- Oh, good.
It's happening.

- Things are happening.

- Oh.
- Hi, Denise.

- Oh, hi!
- Hello, everyone.

- Hi!
- You guys look beautiful.

- Thank you.
All right, get in here!

Get in the middle!

[light tense music]

♪ ♪

- Hi, everybody.
- Hi, Kyle!

- Hi, Kyle!
- Whoo!

- Tonight is a little different
because we're here

to support Children's Hospital
Los Angeles.

But that does not mean we're
not going to have so much fun.

We have
some amazing auctioneers.

This is gonna be fast.
There's paddles on your tables.

There may not be enough
for everybody.

- Hello, everybody.
Thanks for being here tonight.

- [indistinct]
Hi.

- All right, we have
a five-night stay

at the Fairmont Mayakoba
in Rivera Maya, Mexico.

- Mexico!

Looking at $5,000
for this one.

Looking at 5,000...5,000.
And 7,500 right here.

- I heard you've been
getting involved

in a bit of drama here.

- Not really.
- Little bit.

- Steady, calm, cool.
- You okay?

- Yeah, it's all good.

- Sold!
You got it for $5,000.

- Whoo!
You stole it!

- Show them your hand.
There you are.

- Oh, me?
- Yes, you!

- [screaming]

- All right, we have
the Masters Championship

around 2020
in Augusta, Georgia.

This is a $23,000 package.
- Wow.

- How about $10,000
to get started?

- Tell them, now.

- 10,100, thank you.
- Thank you so much!

- I got 10,000.
Now give me 12,500.

I got 10,100, but 12,500...


Any $15,000 here?


I got 15,000 there,
but looking at 17,000.

- Pause it at 17,000!
Yes!

- Dorit!
[cheering]

- Yay!

[cheering]

- Yay, Dorit!

- Is there anybody in the house

that could get us $25,000
as a donation, 25,000 bucks?

- Thank you so very much.
- Thank you.

[cheering]
- Thank you very much.

- Thank you, thank you.
- 25,000.

All right,
thank you very much for that.

- I could use two fives.

- Rinna!
[cheering]

- Thank you!
- Thank you, Lisa.

- Wow, very,
very thoughtful tonight.

- You're right.
Always from that point of view.

- I think so, Aaron.
- Yeah, I agree.

- What...what action?

- I get the feeling that my
input isn't necessarily wanted.

- If someone asks a question,
do you answer?

- He didn't really appreciate
my brilliance.

- Literally like that.

- You guys, thank you so much.
I'm so grateful.

I love you all.

[cheering and applause]

[upbeat music]

- I like it.
- Do my boobs look good?

- Yeah.
- They're good.

- Oh, thank you.
- Nice and perked up.

- Well, you know,
they were expensive,

so they need to earn
their keep once in a while.

- Right, exactly.
Cheers to t*ts.

- Yeah, right?

- Kim, do you see any ice
back there I can put in this?

- Can I talk to you a second?
- Yeah.

- Let's go over here.
- Yeah.

- Otherwise,
we won't be able to.

- I'm, like...

- [grunts]

[light dramatic music]

- So it's been told to me
by several women

that you guys were upset
that I walked away.

- How's Jennifer doing?

- And it's been going on
for almost a month.

Do you know what I'm saying?
- Denise?

- Yes?

- Did you and Camille
say hi yet?

- Sure.
I just wanted to...

- Hi.
- Hi, how are you?

- Hi.
- Nice to see you.

- Nice to see you.
- How are you doing?

- I'm...I'm good.
I'm good.

- Where the escape hatch
on this couch?

I need outta here.

- Congratulations
on all your success.

- Thank you.
- Really.

- And Teddi, congratulations.
- Thank you.

- You are adorable.
- Oh, thanks.

- You look great.
- Do you wanna sit down?

- So...yeah, for a sec.

♪ ♪

- What month are you in?
- I am six months next week.

Yeah.
- You don't look six months.

- Oh, thank you, but...
- How's it been going?

- You know, to be honest,

you don't have to go through
the pleasantries with me.

I know you don't like me.
- No, no, no, no, no...

- So we can just leave it
with just, like, "Hey."

- I actually...

- I don't really trust
what you have to say.

- You just don't want
the compliment?

- I don't need it.
I don't need it.

- Okay, fine.

- I-I don't have anything
I need to get off my chest.

♪ ♪

- Okay.

- Next on "The Real Housewives
of Beverly Hills"...

- What, what, what?
- Wait here.

- As much as you guys are
codependent-ish,

and I like it...

- We're not codependent.

- I wanna be a thruple
with you guys.

- I love
a pretty kitchen island.

I love marble.
I need to have a doorman

that are, like,
cool with the cabanas.

- Look at the monsters
I've created.

Are you kidding me?

I wanna take all of us on
a trip, a getaway for a week.

So I have arranged something
in Rome, Italy.

[cheering]

- Everyone says,
"Be honest, be honest."

- When Aaron gets involved,
it becomes something else.

- All right, I'll get to that
in a second.

- I mean, what are we doing
now?

- Denise wants to run
from the truth.

She has these feelings,
but she doesn't wanna say it.

- You guys need
to be careful with her

because she's not
who she pretends to be.

[dramatic music]

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