10x11 - Kiss and Tell All

[bunniefuu]

- Previously on

"The Real Housewives
of Beverly Hills"...

- When Aaron has been there,

when you guys have
gotten up and left...

- Stand up.
We're leaving.

- No, I'm done.
- As long as you feel good

about yourselves...

- Find something else
to fight about.

I'm done.

- Your energy is not matching
what you're saying.

- If I was pissed
about something,

I will .....ing say it.

- How can we get to a place

where you're okay
with everyone in the group?

Because I know there are
a lot of hurt feelings.

[upbeat music]

How's it all looking?
- Yeah, yeah, we're having fun.

- How are you?
- Cheers.

I'm glad to be here.
- Brandi.

- Yeah, I'm a little nervous.
I don't know why.

- Camille?
- Yeah?

- You were an as*h*le
on Twitter.

- Well, I was kind of
dishing out what I got.

- Do you know what I'm saying?
- Yes.

- Did you and Camille
say hi yet?

- Hi, how are you?
Nice to see you.

- I'm Teddi.
- You are adorable.

- You don't have to go through
the pleasantries with me.

[tense music]

[lively music]

♪ ♪

- Do you guys know Kris?
- Yes.

- We met in line
at the Met Gala...

- Of course you did.
- I know.

- Hi, Gorgeous!

- You look so pretty.
How are you?

- I'm great, great.
You look fabulous.

- I don't really trust
what you have to say

'cause I feel like
it's not genuine.

Just don't even bother.
Just wave and keep it moving.

- You just don't want
the compliment.

- I don't need it.
- Okay.

I am trying to be nice.

I'm trying to apologize,
and again,

Teddi's just
a rude little b*tch.

- Well, I mean...

- What were you hurt about?

That right there...

- Why are you so angry?
Take it down a notch.

- Denise, shut up.
- Calm down for [BLEEP] sake.

I was honestly
concerned for you.

- I was in a lot of pain.

I just was overwhelmed at
that time that I hurt people.

- Yeah.

- So again, I'm sorry,
and I know time heals.

- It's nice to see you.
- Good to see you, okay.

- All right, bye.
- I know.

- Bye.

- Yeah, it's okay.
She needs her time.

I respect that.
- I need a little time.

- What you been up to?
Were you in Atlanta?

Were you in my hometown
this week?

- Yes, so that project is done.
- Nice.

- I have two more trips
with "Tell Me a Story,"

which...I'm gonna miss
your "ShoeDazzle" event.

- Oh, that's okay, honey.
- No, it's not okay.

I really wanted to be there.
- It's totally okay.

Don't even sweat it.
No big deal at all.

- So where do you
wanna go from here?

- I wanna go with...

if something's you
with me, tell me.

- I already told you.
- Yeah, so great.

It's not that I have
a huge problem with Denise.

I have a huge problem
with Aaron.

- Um, all right.
Well, we should go.

- Yeah.

In all of the time
that I've known Denise,

we've had fun together,

so of course I wanna
be able to move on.

- [screams]

Hi.
- Hi, Gorgeous!

- I thought I saw you
outside.

- You showing up here today
knowing everyone was

gonna be here is
the first step...

- Yeah, I mean,
I'm gonna be honest.

I was nervous to show up.
- Of course, yeah.

- Rinna came up to me, but...
- Rinna did?

Listen, the first time
seeing everyone's

always gonna be hard, but then
you're gonna get past that.

- But thank you
for inviting me

and allowing me...
- Thank you for, you know,

showing up even though
you were uncomfortable.

- I came in wanting
to resolve some of the things

that I went through
with these women.

That's amazing.
- Thank you.

- So good to see you.
- Thank you.

- I'm gonna go home and see
my hubby, but thank you again.

- Go say hello to
your husband.

- After tonight, I feel good

that I can move on now
with Denise and Kyle,

but with the other ladies,
I don't know.

I have to go home.

At some point, we have
to put the past in the past.

[groans]

[lively music]

♪ ♪

- Oh.

- Where do you wanna go?

- Hi, Mama.
How are you?

- Amazing...good to see you.
- I'm good, how are you?

- This is Mike.
- Hi, how are you?

- Hello, how are you?
- Good, how are you?

- Good.
- Nice to see you.

- You look gorgeous.
- Thank you, you too.

- The women
that I'm friends with,

it's important for us
to support one another.

I think I've been
in that situation

where I've been in a group, and
everybody's, like, attacking me

and I have to fend for myself.

But I was in middle school.

I'm glad you came.
- Thank you.

- [laughs]

- Hello, everybody
come out from inside.

Come into the tent.

I am so excited to introduce
a very good friend of mine.

A charity event
has to be fun and exciting

so people want to come
and want to spend money.

Ladies and gentlemen,
Wilson Phillips.

[cheering]

The first person
that popped into my mind

is my friend, Carnie Wilson.

And you've been sober how long?
- 12 years.

I'm a foulmouthed,
crazy mother.....er.

- And that's why I love you.
- But I'm sober as hell.

I love you.
- I love you, mwah.

- ♪ I know this pain ♪

♪ ♪

all: ♪ Why do you lock yourself
up in these chains ♪

- Surprise concert?
What a great idea.

Ladies and gentlemen,
Culture Club!

- Hi, beautiful people!

- Wait, I've already
had that idea.

all: ♪ Oh, someday somebody's
gonna make you ♪

♪ Wanna turn around
and say goodbye ♪

♪ Until then, baby,
are you going to let 'em ♪

♪ Hold you down
and make you cry ♪

- I'm a lightweight.
Please not much.

- I mean, I get it.

all: ♪ To go your way,
if you hold ♪

- What are we celebrating?
- Oh, this is the fun room.

- Welcome to our vaginas.

- Brandi's very shy,
in case you didn't notice.

- Let's do it, Adrienne.

We're the...
[indistinct chatter]

- Wait, why are you
toasting to that?

- Exactly.
- Yeah, why are you

drinking that?

- What?
Everyone else gets...

Hold on.
That's not fair.

- Brandi.
- Here.

- That's gonna be
a good morning.

- No, I'm good.

- She's not gonna wake up
tomorrow feeling good at all.

- Here's to old times.
Welcome to old times.

- Here's to surrogacy.

Surrogacy,
and pretending about babies,

and then ultimately
just loving each other.

[light music]

With Adrienne Maloof,
I said she had a surrogate.

She said I was a liar.

- What really did go down
between you and Adrienne?

- There's been so many things
that you guys don't know about.

- You lied!
- [BLEEP] you.

- You're a piece of sh...
- No, we did not.

- I run into Adrienne
all of the time,

and she's always lovely to me
and she's always sweet,

but I don't think I've ever
given her a proper apology.

It was not my idea.
- I know it wasn't, yeah.

- For her to forgive me is
something I really needed

'cause I don't know
if I was in her shoes

if I could forgive me.

I love you.
Love you.

I really do.
- I know, I know.

- You can't say it back.
- Yeah.

- No, she can because she's
always been lovely to me.

both: ♪ I don't wanna think
about it ♪

♪ Don't wanna think
and lose myself in your kiss ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Oh, whoa ♪

[cheering]

- Thank you so much.
- Thank you.

- We're rolling out.
We're rolling out.

Whoa...wait, what?
- Wait here.

- I'll take that.
- All right, here's these.

- Cheers.
- Cheers.

As much as you guys are
codependent-ish and I like it...

- We're not codependent.

- I wanna be a throuple
with you guys.

[playful music]

- What is a throuple?

- Mm-hmm.

- What is that?

- Like a threesome?

- Oh.

- You have the moment
right now to say,

"We just got married
and I love her vag*na."

- Right.

- Aaron's giving me the look.

"Let's get the [BLEEP]
out of here."

- That was like a word
I go to sleep with.

♪ ♪

[indistinct shouting,
crowd chatter]

- Ready to head out, honey?
- Yeah.

I'm taking this with me.
It's mine.

No, hey.
Don't do it.

[upbeat music]

- Oh, hi!

♪ ♪

[laughter]

It's no secret that
Brandi loves to party.

But tonight for some reason,

she took "hot mess"
to another level.

- Coming up...

- Look at that cake.

- Is that a cake?
- It's a cake!

- [screams]

[dynamic music]

♪ ♪

- What are you doing?

- I'm trying to get that out.
It was a present from Denise.

How are you?
- Good.

You look good.
- Thank you.

I'm, believe it or not,
heading to the airport soon.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

Ooh, can you help me?

I hate checking things in
at the airport.

Why'd you make that
look so easy?

- Um...
- [laughs]

And you broke every one.
Oh, my go...

Oh, my God.
Denise is gonna k*ll me.

- Talk to me.

- Okay, so I was thinking of
the pendants that we're doing

over the tables.
- Beautiful

Maybe you can consider...hey.
What is this?

Hey, who wants to go
try some new food?

- But I wanna...
- Me!

- [laughs]

- If your pants
are falling down,

then you definitely
need to eat.

[exciting music]

- So we're doing a major
transformation on you.

Like sex b*mb...wigs, big hair,
big makeup, really fabulous.

- Fabulous...sounds like
right up my alley.

I think I was born
a drag queen really.

♪ ♪

- Oh, wow.
Look at the house.

- Yeah, we're entering
the world

of Erika Jayne, of course.

- [gasps]
- Holiday edition.

- Cool.
This is great.

- I mean, we have shoes hanging
from the ceiling.

- Look at that.

- Why don't we take a shot
and get in the mood?

- Yeah, let's do a shot.
- That looks good.

- First drink of the night.

- Can I have a shot
of vodka, please?

Once you get something,
there's always more.

And then you want more.
And then you want more.

Icy, something just...
ice it up real quick.

That'd be nice.

Moving to New York,
the experience at Shakers...

- I used to work here.

Getting married to Tom
turned into

Erika Jayne shoe lines,
and now Broadway?

I mean, there are no limits.

[festive music]

- Ooh, this is pretty.
- Oh, this is pretty.

Have you ever been here?
- No.

- What a cute place
to have a party.

Look at that.
- I know.

♪ ♪

- Ooh, look at this.
- Aw!

- Nice to see you.
You look beautiful.

How are you, baby?
Nice to see you.

Oh, I love it!
What size is that?

- I love it.
And it works, right?

- Oh, my God.
That is so fun.

- Hi.
- Who's that girl?

- No, no, no!

- Dorit is like, "Wait, what?"
- I just, I just...you cannot

keep taking me to these levels.
- How are you...I love it!

- Feel it.
It's real hair too.

- And I like that it's lighter.
- Hello, hello, hello.

- Hi, how are you?

- Look at you.
- Thanks, you're sweet.

- Here, come in.
Look at how cute this is.

- What is that?

- The Queen E c*ck
on the Rocks of tequila.

Look at us all
with black leather jackets.

- I know!
- This is a vintage Chanel,

like, from the '80s, I think.

- I don't think it looks
very good on you.

I think you need
to give it to me.

- Cheers, ladies.
all: Cheers.

- You guys, thank you
for coming.

- There she is.

- There she is!
- The woman of the hour.

- Whoo!
- Thanks for coming.

- Congratulations.
- Thank you.

- Look at that cake.

I love it!

- Oh, [BLEEP].
[laughs]

- Is that a cake?
- It's a cake!

- Wow.
[screams]

May I?
- Yeah.

- All right, um, first off,
thank you to everyone,

my friends, and everybody
that came out tonight.

I really appreciate it.
Thank you for letting me be me.

And I can't believe
this is a cake.

Thank you guys.
Enjoy, have some drinks.

Thank you all for coming.

[cheering]

[lively music]

♪ ♪

- Oh, sure.
- Yeah, let's do it.

[overlapping chatter]

- I love it.
- Whoo!

- I'm pumped!
Thank you.

- While I have everyone here,
I wanna mention something

'cause I need you all
to check your schedules.

Erika's going to do Broadway,
as we know...

- Yes, yes.
- For four months.

So I wanted...take
all of us on a trip,

get away for a week,
so that Erika can have

great food, great wine,
great shopping.

So I have arranged something
in Rome, Italy.

[screaming]
- No!

- Rome?
- Rome.

- This is freaking epic.
- Pasta and wine.

- Okay, I haven't been there
since I was 19.

- Dorit speaks fluent Italian.
She lived there for ten years.

- You did?

- I feel we're gonna
hear this a lot.

- Oh, yes.

- I haven't told Garcelle yet,
so I need to check with her

like ASAP 'cause of her work
schedule, but she'll do it.

- If we go tell her
she's gonna meet the pope,

she'll do it.
- [laughs] She'll do it.

- Should we invite the pope
to one of our dinners?

- I think so.
Let's do this.

- I feel like he would
enjoy it, you know?

- Yeah, let's have the pope
come hang out with us.

- I had a threesome
a long time ago.

- No girls touched
this hoo-hoo ever.

- I've never been with a girl.
I've only been with a couple.

- What is the difference?

- There's a p*nis
and two vaginas.

[laughter]

- "Hello, Mr. Pope?"

So check your schedules,
talk to your husbands,

get those kids situated,
and come on to Rome.

- And bring your black Amex.
- All right, you guys.

Have some drinks,
enjoy the party.

I'm gonna go do some mingling.
To Rome, and we will be there.

- To Rome.
I'm so...super excited.

[upbeat music]

- Vodka club, three squeeze
lemon, part curacao.

- Okay.
- I'm on a bar run.

Hi.
- Hello.

You must be coming too.
- Huh?

- To Rome, you must be.

I'm gonna work
on our pope, though.

- Do you wanna see the pope?

- Do you have pull
to where we could meet him?

- No, I don't have
any pull with him.

- Erika and Denise never spoke
at my party, not one word.

- I think I just saw them,

Erika and Denise,
talking just now.

- I wanted to tell you, uh,

the reason why I walked away
the last two times.

I feel that I've talked about
this since Santa Barbara,

and what gets confusing is just
because I'm an open person

doesn't mean I don't have
boundaries with my children.

- Here's what makes it
interesting is that, um,

when Aaron gets involved,
it becomes something else.

- All right, I'll get
to that in a second.

- Okay.
I mean, okay.

- But you're...I feel like
you're getting upset.

I just wanna clear the air.
That's all.

- Well, I mean, you wanted
to talk, so let's talk.

And now I bring up Aaron,
and you wanna shut it down,

so I guess that's
what we're doing.

Any time we've tried
to discuss it,

you're like, "Hey, I don't
wanna talk about it.

I'm gonna shut it down."
- No, that's not true.

Erika...

- Why are we here
talking about it now?

- Because I can feel there's...
- What are we doing now?

Well, it's difficult to have
a conversation with Denise

because if she doesn't like
what she's hearing,

she shuts you down
or she leaves.

Nothing's gonna be
accomplished here.

- I wanted to clear the air
with you before we go on a trip

because I don't want
things awkward,

otherwise that's gonna be
a very awkward trip for myself.

That's all.

I like you a lot, and I have
a lot of respect for you,

- Thank you.
- And I have a lot of fun

with you, and that's all.

- Okay, cool.

I like Denise.
I think that she's a good time.

- All righty, thank you.
- Okay, thank you.

But it takes work
to be a good friend.

It requires two people
who really want to be friends

and who want to communicate.

- Are you excited
to go to Rome?

- I don't get
to speak Italian anymore.

- Well, now you're about to.
- I know.

People will come up to me
and they're like, "Oh..."

[speaking Italian]

I say...
[speaking Italian]

And they said to me,

"Oh, well, you know, I only
know, like, the swear words."

- Yeah, and you're like,
"No, you're not," yeah.

- I know pizza, pasta.
- Okay.

So far, you're an American.
- ¿Zapato?

- ¿"Zapato"?
That's Spanish.

- Spanish for shoe.
- Scarpe... shoes.

We'll be shopping for
le scarpe.

- Coming up...

- The way I was brought up,
you don't talk about money,

you don't talk about...
- Right.

- But I wanna know...
how'd you get your money?

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Hey.
- How's it going?

- Good, how are you?
- Right this way.

- Thank you.
- Yeah.

- I am starving.
- Here's our menu.

We have the c*ck
on the back, all right?

- What's good here?

- c*ck?
- Yeah.

- Do you like something
spicy or more sweet?

- I like a little bit of spice.

- Thank you.
Okay.

[energetic music]

♪ ♪

Hi, Honey Bunny.

- We are channeling...hi.
- How are you?

- Good, how are you?
You smell good.

- Oh, well, that's always good.
- Yup.

- Can I get you a drink

or do you need a second
with the menu?

- Yes, I'm having a drink.
- Okay.

- I'm gonna have a white wine.
Thank you.

I'm on a vodka freeze
right now.

- Are you?
- I am.

- Did you pass out somewhere?

- Oh, hell no.
I don't do that.

- How was Erika's thing at
her ShoeDazzle collaboration?

- It was nice.
We missed you.

- Aw, I know.
I don't wanna miss anymore.

- I know.
You're never around.

- I...I know.
I'm not around enough.

You know, to keep it real,

my work schedule stops me
from having a social life.

I just got back
into town this morning.

I literally...I land,
I turned on my phone...

- Your schedule is,
like, nutty.

- I'm sh**ting "Coming
to America" and two TV shows,

and it's hard for me
to connect with these women

'cause I'm away a lot,
but as a single mother,

Mama's gotta work.

- I can't wait to go to Rome.
I started packing.

- I just found out about Rome.
Rinna sent me a text.

She's like, "Oh, by the way,
do you wanna come to Rome?

Are you free?"
I said, "Am I free?

Of course I'm free."
- I love Rome.

It's gonna be raining.
- Good to know.

You know, black hair and rain
is not very good.

- Excuse me,
it's not just black hair.

I have really curly hair.
- Do you?

- Yes.
- I'd like to see it.

- Oh, but my kitchen gets hot.
My kitchen gets hot.

- You did not say kitchen.
Shut up, Sutton.

What do you know
about a kitchen?

- I know lots about a kitchen.

- The "kitchen"
to a black person

is the back of your neck.

So Sutton knowing that...what?

Do you have a hot comb too?
- Yes.

I'm from Augusta, Georgia.

- So I've heard.
All right, Sutton.

That gave her a little
cool factor just then.

- Still doing all right?
- Oh, gosh.

We haven't even looked
at the menu.

- If you need more time...
- No, we're good, we're fast.

- Nope, nope.
The mac and cheese.

I wanna do the tuna tartare.
- That's a really good one.

- I might do
the tuna tartare as well.

- Thank you.
- Uh-huh.

- Are you taking glam?
- I don't know.

- I'm a single mom.

I can't bring glam
everywhere I go.

- I can.
- Yeah, so I heard.

- But I guess...
[laughter]

- The way I was brought up,
you don't talk about money,

you don't talk about...
- Right.

- But I wanna know...
how'd you get your money?

[mischievous music]

- What do you mean?

- Like where did all
this money come from?

- I don't like talking
about money.

I'm Southern.

- Did you inherit money?
Did you marry money?

Were you born with money?
Like, I'm curious.

- No, I got married, and my
ex-husband, he did well, so...

- Wow.

Sometimes I can rub people
the wrong way

because I'm so blunt,
but all the other women

are afraid to ask
really deep questions,

but that's the only way you're
gonna get to know someone.

How long were you married?
- 17 years.

- Wow.
- Yeah, so...

- That's a long time.

I didn't ask her
for the balance

in her, you know,
savings account,

which I would love to know.

- Honestly, I've known him
since I was 13 years old.

- Really?
- I have.

And I hope that I can get
to a place where...

- Did he take your virginity?

[light music]

- Why you wanna go there?
Why you wanna go there?

- You know that is who I am.
- That is wrong!

[laughter]

I am not gonna answer
that question.

- Okay.

[lively music]

♪ ♪

- What's wrong with your bum?
Do you wanna be wiped?

Well, let's get a wipe for you.

- Lady, you can't do that
with your butt.

- Well, let's wipe it.
You have dirt.

Anyway, she's gorgeous.
Who cares?

She's chunky.

- No, she was born wide.
She has a beautiful body.

[mischievous music]

♪ ♪

Hi, how are you?
- I'm good, how are you?

- I'm good.
- Hi!

- Hi, thanks for having me.
- Hi, gorgeous, hi, sweetie.

Thank you so much for coming.
Oh, my God, would you take her?

- Me...look, she's, like,
shedding like crazy...oh!

- You guys,
let's go sit outside.

Do you want a iced tea?
Do you like iced tea?

- Sure.
- Do you want a water?

Amelia Gray was in New York,

and it didn't quite go
as planned.

Amelia started
to miss her classes,

- Okay.
- She started to have

panic attacks.
I don't know if she can do it.

I can't imagine if you were
still in New York.

- I'm just so much
happier here.

Amelia is in her safe place
where she grew up.

Her family's close by,
friends are close by.

Even saying it,
I'm much more relaxed.

It must be a lot easier
for her.

Are you loving doing this?

- This is a job that
I'm so obsessed with.

My only complaint is
it's such a long process

to learn and get
to where I want to be.

- But that's life.

Now she can't just come home.
It's not a vacation.

So getting an apartment,
going back to school...

these are the steps
she needs to take

to continue moving forward.

- I'm so happy
to find you guys a place.

I'm excited
to go look for places.

- I'm so excited.
- Let's start with area.

- West Hollywood,
Beverly Hills...that area.

Um, I have major anxiety.

I can't even sleep
in this house

without freaking out.

My thing is security.
I need to have a doorman.

- Even though that comes with
a price tag of, like, $5,000.

- I love a pretty
kitchen island.

I love marble, I love white.

I like
like a pretty refrigerator.

Something with big windows
to make me happy.

My mood is easily changed
by my surroundings.

Everything needs to be right.

The, like, pool
with the cabanas.

- My first apartment
was so gross.

- Closet space...very important.
- Yeah.

We lived in a 900-unit
apartment building.

And what were there?
Roaches...so gross.

- Two-bedroom, like really
modern and contemporary.

You know, gym.

I just can't be
on ground floor.

I will freak out.

- I was lucky
to have an apartment

with hand-me-down furniture
and a door that locked.

I didn't have help financially,

and I think that is a driving
force in getting what you want.

- I want to avoid having racks
all over my apartment.

Racks will k*ll my vibe.

- Amelia can have a list of
all the things that she wants

because Amelia is paying
for this apartment.

I think $1,000
would be fair for help.

The rest is on her.
- I do have a couple ideas.

There's a one-bedroom.
It's so adorable.

Pets are allowed.

It doesn't have a doorman,
but it's one of those key code,

like, you can't get in
unless you know the code.

- Oh, that's nice.
- Um...

- I'll do, like, a code
as long as the door

goes from the ground
to the ceiling

and you can't,
like, jump a fence.

- She's always been like this.
- I'm just crazy.

[light music]

- Anyway...

Look at the monsters
I've created.

Are you kidding me?
[sighs]

- Always gotta do
what makes you happy...

- Exactly, well,
I'm so excited to look.

- Great.
- Coming up...

- Denise...she has
these feelings,

but she doesn't wanna say it.

- I just think you guys need
to be careful with her

because she's not
who she pretends to be.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- I think that's everything
for that bag.

But now, can we close it?
- Yeah.

- Oh, no.
- Uh-oh.

- [sighing]
- Wait.

- Here I'll sit, you zip.
I'm panting.

Hot Mess Express over here.

- Who is this?

- That's Dolce and Gabbana
Ultimate,

and I'm bringing that for sure.

Isn't it good?
- Stunning.

- And I think we're gonna go
shop at Dolce and Gabbana

which might be fun.

I think we're going to be doing
a bunch of sightseeing.

I'm hoping we'll hit
the Colosseum.

- Uh-huh.

- And there's great little
cafes that we can go to,

and restaurants, and the
Spanish Steps are beautiful.

- [gasps]

- Are you listening to me?
- I'm listening.

You just always have
so many great things.

- Okay, just try to focus.
- Okay, okay, sorry.

I don't know if I'm helping
or shopping.

- I don't wanna help you pack.

[laughs]
I just don't.

I'm so .....ing sick
of packing.

- This place is a mess.

- This place is
an expl*si*n of excess.

Is this the wig?

Tiago.
- Tiago.

- Don't you wanna be
Roxie Hart?

Aren't you, huh?
Everybody does.

[bright tone]

You're Roxie.
- Amazing.

[laughter]

- Oh, my God.

- Oh, yeah.

- I love you.
Oh, my God.

All right,
pack this sh... up.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- Hello?

- Hello?

- The dogs didn't even
come ream me out.

What's going on?

- It's that pink light.
It relaxes them.

- Oh, it's relaxing me too.
- Come up.

I'm, like, doing
a million things at one time.

I'm finishing up my packing,
so I, you know...

- Is this your packing?

- Teddi, I know.
It's a problem.

Anyway, the reason I wanna
do this now is because

we need to get invitations out
for your shower.

I'll throw you a baby shower.
- It'll be fun.

- You know what?
I won't say no.

- I've been so busy trying
to organize

my Children's Hospital event
and getting ready for Italy.

Teddi is ready to pop,
and I haven't even begun

to organize her shower yet.

What we need to figure out is
do we do it here?

I mean, you know
I'm always open

to having my home
for parties.

So we can do it here,
we can do it at a restaurant.

- Well, I just want it to be
the easiest thing possible.

And it's not an "I don't care"

that people are gonna
get mad at me about.

I really just want it to be the
easiest for all of you guys.

Nothing gives me more peace

than not having to invite
any of the ladies to anything.

Here's the thing, guys...

truthfully, I really don't care
if y'all come or don't come.

- Wait a minute...I'm coming.

And if you don't give a sh...,
then why am I coming?

- Do you like games?
- I like games.

What I don't like...

I honestly would rather cut
my own face off

than sit at a party
and watch people open my...

- Well, now you know
I'm gonna make you do that.

And I'm gonna sit there and go,

"Oh, my gosh,
another hooded towel."

- Please, no.

- Sorry, Teddi, now we are
definitely doing it.

- Knock, knock, knock.
Hello.

- Who is that?
- Uh, it's your sister.

- She's dropping off dresses
that she borrowed.

- Hi, look how cute you look.
- How are you?

Hi, you're all decked out.
What are you doing?

- I'm taking, um, Brandi
to dinner for her birthday.

Her birthday was
a few days ago,

and I didn't get to take her
to dinner, so...

- Aw, that's cute.

- Well, these are not good
for Italy anyway.

- No actually,
I didn't try this one.

- What about...this would
be good for Italy.

- Well, I forgot to tell you
guys Brandi's in the car.

- Why is she in the car?
She's outside?

- 'Cause I was gonna
take her to dinner, so...

- Why is she waiting outside?

- Yeah, tell her to come in.
- [sighs]

- We're discussing her shower.

- Oh, my God.
Okay, let me get her.

I don't wanna leave her
in the car then.

- Kim and Brandi have
a very unique friendship.

I mean, they were
absolute enemies before.

- Your sister is wasted out
of her .....ing mind.

- You're a pig.
- Okay, enough.

- You're a sl*t pig.

I will never like you.
- Okay.

- After everything you did.
- Are you kidding me?

- "Are you kidding me?"

- But then they became
very, very close.

- My favorite part of the trip
was actually with Kim.

I feel a new love for you,

and I feel like hopefully,
we can be friends.

- But now, they genuinely
have a good friendship.

- Kyle wants to know
if you wanna come in

for a few minutes.

They're talking
about Teddi's shower.

- Yeah, are you gonna go
back in and say no?

- Imagine..."Brandi said
she doesn't wanna come up."

- No, she's good, all right.
- Okay, wait, hang on.

- Kim was friends with Brandi
when Brandi and I were

in a very, very bad place.

This isn't even
about you and me.

You and I are okay.
This is about us right now.

Can you leave for a second?
Just go.

- I came with her.
I'm leaving with her.

- You're not wanted.
- Excuse me, neither are you.

Ask your husband.
- This is my .....ing...

- Hello.
- The birthday girl.

Happy birthday.
- Happy belated birthday.

Only a day, or even two.
- Oh, my God.

- Hi, how are you?

- Even when Kim and I
weren't getting along,

I was always happy knowing that
Brandi is a good friend to her,

and I think that says a lot
about her character.

I mean, they have come a long
way since the sl*t pig days.

- I got my results back today.
- You did?

- You have a fair amount
of your own breast tissue,

so I think we'll
remove the implant,

we'll remove all the scar
tissue around the implant.

If there's abnormal tissue
in there,

we will send it for a biopsy.

- And?
- 100% perfect, yeah.

- Congratulations.
- I'm so excited.

- Do you feel so relieved,
just like...

- Yeah.
- What are you guys doing here?

- First, we were doing
shower stuff,

and now I'm laughing
at Kyle's packing.

- I cannot.

Like, I'm just throwing things
in the bag that I like.

- Well, Garcelle sent us
a text, and she's like,

"Who's bringing glam to Rome?"

I'm like, "I am
the cheapest human alive."

- Wait, why are you guys
going to Rome?

- Well, we thought, you know,
we'll do our annual girls' trip

and then Rinna was like,
"Well, Erika's leaving

to do Chicago in New York
for, like, four months."

But yeah, there's been
some little, you know,

stuff in the group

- Always.
- Per usual...yeah,

because there was something
that happened with, um, Denise.

And...

So then later, she said,
"Well, my kids were there."

And we were like, "Uh, your
kids were at another table."

- Uh, Charlie Sheen
is their father.

- That's what...
I actually said that.

She's like, "You're a .....ing
sh... talking sh... stirrer."

- You are a sh...
...-ing stirrer.

You really are.
- Okay.

- Denise said this to you?
- Yeah.

- Rinna said to me,
"She doesn't like you."

And I was like, "Oh," but then
she's, like, very nice...

- She never says anything.
- She doesn't want...

She has these feelings,
but she doesn't wanna say it.

- We have a whole...I...it's...

I don't even wanna get
into right now.

- She did something to Brandi,
which I just think is...

♪ ♪

I won't.
It's your thing.

[tense music]

- What?

I thought you guys
were friends.

- No, we are friends.

We're...I don't know
what we are.

Honestly, I...I just think
you guys need to be careful

with her because she's not
who she pretends to be.

♪ ♪

- Coming up...

- We just, like,
we kind of hooked up.

And then...
- Who's "we"?

- Denise and I.

- Denise wants to run

- Denise wants to run
from the truth.

She has these feelings,
but she doesn't wanna say it.

- I just think you guys
need to be careful with her

because she's not
who she pretends to be.

♪ ♪

- She did something to Brandi
which I just think is...

I...I won't.
It's your thing.

- I don't wanna go,
like, totally into it,

but...what you see is
not what you get.

She doesn't like you at all.
At all.

She's said horrible things
about you.

You're obnoxious, you'll do
anything to be in this group

because you've lived under your
dad's shadow your whole life,

and you...it's...it was
just, like, just mean.

- I gave her the opportunity

to come clean
on however she's feeling.

- Where do you wanna go
from here?

- I wanna go with...

if something's you
with me, tell me.

- I already told you.
- Yeah, so great.

Say it to my face because
I know the way

that I've been feeling
I've said to your face.

- Rinna said
she doesn't like me.

I'm like, what did I do?
- Well, apparently

she doesn't like anyone.
She doesn't like Rinna either.

She's like, "Erika's
a cold-hearted b*tch."

But then, she's around
you guys, and she's like,

"Why do they all
wanna fight with me?"

- And she always acts like
she, like, idolizes Erika too.

She plays this chill,
laidback, cool person,

and she...but she knows
what she's doing.

- Knowing how open
and honest you are,

she doesn't think
that's gonna get out?

- She feels like
she can tell me things

because she has something
on me.

[dramatic music]

You know what,
do you have water?

Do you have a water?

- I haven't even
offered you anything, yes.

- Oh, my God.
Sorry, I'm like...

- Do you want water,
wine, anything?

- Maybe both.
- I'll have water.

- Jessie?

[speaking Spanish]

I've never seen Brandi
so nervous.

Normally, if she's upset,

it just comes spilling out
of her mouth.

- I'm saying what she did
to you is wrong

and she's not your friend.

- Hold on, hold on, hold on.
I need to hear this back.

Wait, she has something on you?

I feel like no one
has anything on you.

I feel like you're
like such an open book.

- When we met, we just
hit it off right away.

Hi, Gorgeous.
- How are you?

- I'm good.
Oh, my gosh.

I'm gonna start hooking
on the side.

- Oh, well, you know what?

Those girls make good money.
I think I am too.

- All right,
let's [BLEEP] together.

I thought she was, like,
just the coolest chick.

And I saw her in April,

and then I didn't see her again
until your party.

And some sh... went down
over those nine months

that was really .....ed up.

It's bad.
It's really bad.

- What is the story?

It would help
if we knew the story.

- You know 'cause we talked
about, like, cheating

and all of that stuff.
- Yeah.

- I heard Brandi Glanville
did your podcast.

- She did.
She has no filter.

- We're talking
about, of course, cheating.

- Do people
in good relationships cheat?

- And do women cheat
more than men?

The whole cheating thing
with me...it's so personal,

and I was so broken
for so long.

[solemn music]

When I was married
and I was cheated on,

it destroyed me.

He was the love of my life.

I go, "You have
to get your sh... out.

I'm done."

That day, my friend that worked
at "Us Weekly" called me

and said, "Eddie's in Malibu
with LeAnn Rimes

on his motorcycle."

It broke my life,
so I would never,

ever, ever do that
to someone else.

I had a friend who was dating
a married guy,

and I didn't know it,
and when she told me,

I've not ever talked
to her again.

So like, I'm just...
I'm very sensitive to it,

and she kind of put me
in a situation

where I was the cheater.

- It's the reverse.

I don't know why
you think she's got...

I don't even know
why you think that.

- What does that mean?
- I don't know.

[lightly tense music]

I had been out
with her and Aaron,

and, like, I knew that
they have an understanding.

Like, she could be with girls
if she wanted to.

♪ ♪

And as long as, you know,
it wasn't with a guy.

The first night we met,
something happened.

Denise and I went out,
and we had dinner.

- I'm so glad that
Alec introduced us.

Brandi and I have
a mutual friend.

That's how the two of us met.

We went to dinner one night,
hit it off.

- We completely click,
we get absolutely wasted.

We go to the restroom,
and all of a sudden,

we're making out.

But she wasn't with, like,
Aaron at that time, so...

Well, I was not expecting it,
but I was like,

"All right, I'll go with it.

I'm wasted, you're pretty.
Let's do this."

In April, she invited me
to go to her set

in northern California
to do my podcast.

She really wanted
to hang out a lot,

and she's like,
"Just come here."

And I was like,
"Okay, I'll just go there."

I went, and I was
gonna get my own room,

but Denise said,
"No, just stay here.

"It's fine.

"I'll get you, like,
a rollaway bed.

"You can stay in the room
with us.

There's plenty of room."

Her middle daughter was there
with a friend

and we did the podcast.

That first night, the girls
were sleeping in a room

downstairs with a door,
and Denise had a room upstairs.

There was no rollaway bed
conveniently,

and so, I just slept
in the bed with Denise.

The first night I was there,
like, we just had a good night,

we're hanging out,
and then the next night,

we got really drunk and we were
just so .....ed up, and...

[suspenseful music]

We just, like,
we kind of hooked up.

We hooked up, and then...
- Who's "we"?

- Denise and I.

♪ ♪

- Like kiss?
- Like everything.

I don't want you guys
to judge me because...

- I'm not judging you.
I'm just literally like...

- No, because, like,
honestly, like...

- She's open about it.
- I'm totally not judging you.

- She's already been
very open about it.

- I'm bisexual.

Everyone knows that,
my kids know that.

- I did not.
- I didn't know that.

Not that it matters.
- No, it doesn't matter.

I mean, um...
I was uncomfortable.

The kids were downstairs,
and we were in a loft,

and there was no door, and
I just couldn't get into it.

And the next day, she just
said to me, she's like,

"No matter what you do,
you can't tell Aaron.

He will k*ll me."

- Denise said to me,

- Denise said to me,
she's like,

"No matter what you do,
you can't tell Aaron.

He will k*ll me."

I'm like, "What the [BLEEP]
is happening right now?"

In the moment,
I was just like,

"I'm everything that
I have always hated,"

because my books are both
about hating cheaters,

not being cheaters,
being loyal.

I will never be
the other woman.

- So you didn't think
it was cheating.

- It wasn't because she...
they already talked about it.

I would have never slept
with Denise

if I thought that Aaron
was not okay with it.

And he knew I was going out
of town with her,

he knew we had made out before.

There was no question
in my mind

that Aaron was okay
with all of this.

- And what happened after that?

- It was kind of like
I never really existed,

but then she would text me
and stay in touch

to make sure that, like,
everything was kosher.

I never wanted to see her
in that way again.

She made me believe that
I did something wrong.

Then I had a breakdown,
and I told Kim,

and Kim's like,
"She tricked you."

And I'm like, "No."
And I was ashamed of it.

I don't know.
I just felt horrible.

- She never called her until
the night before your charity.

- She heard that Kim was
hanging out with you guys,

and she was like, "We're..."
she was like, "Are you going?"

I'm like, "Yeah, I'm going."

And she's like, "You haven't
told anyone anything, right?"

- That was hard on her
the other night.

- You're good?
- Yeah.

Yeah, I'm a little nervous.
I don't know why.

But I wanted it to be very...
a calm night,

and then I just kept drinking.

And now, she's calling me and
telling me sh... about Erika,

sh... about you, and I'm going,
"Who is this crazy person?"

- She tried
to make you feel like

you guys are close right now.
- Yeah, of course.

- Because she's scared.
- Yeah.

- She'll say to me, like,
"I just want you to know,

"like, my private life is,
like, super private.

I would never tell
your secrets."

That's what she said to me
after your party.

That just, to me,
was like a threat.

[tense music]

It's just the whole thing
is weird.

- I don't think you should, um,
beat yourself up about that.

- I'm gonna do some reiki
on her later,

and I'm taking her
to a meditation sound bath.

That's what you're gonna do
for your birthday.

- Brandi can be
a lot of things.

She can be mean,
she can be a b*tch,

but I honestly don't believe
she's a liar.

Happy birthday.
- Thank you, babe.

- I love you.

Don't stress about
that whole things.

Don't stress, you know?

I mean,
that's between you guys.

- Yeah, well, not anymore.

- I think I'm
just realizing that

I don't think any of us
really know Denise at all.

I'll see you after Italy.
- All right.

- And you'll have the invite
for the shower.

- Have a safe, um...
- All right, bye, guys.

- You guys both look so pretty.
- Thank you.

- Love you.

[dramatic music]

- [mouths]
I don't...

♪ ♪

- I mean, I don't feel
good right now, but...

- And now, I have to, like,
look at this chick that, like,

blatantly hates me...

- That's, like, the least
of the worries right now.

- I know, but also, we're going
on a .....ing trip with her.

[exciting music]

- Maybe I'll ride with you.

- Yeah, let's go back here.
- And we'll go right here.

- So far we're two hours away.
- Wow.

- "Probably."
- Probably for the best.

- What?
- Yeah.

And then Brandi said
things happened between...

- You are?
- Of course.

I'm excited and a little,
you know, like...

[laughter]

- So they .....ed?

[wheezes]

- Right, we're almost here.

- Oh, I cannot wait.

- Next on "The Real Housewives
of Beverly Hills"...

- We're in Rome!
- It's pretty epic.

[cheering]

[squealing]

- What is that?
- Holy sh...!

- The stores.
- All of my friends are here!

- I am pathetic,
you can't stand me.

You didn't say these things
to Brandi Glanville?

- You didn't tell Brandi
I was a cold b*tch?

- I never said that.

- She has told us
a lot of things

that are now out there
about you guys.

- Why don't you just say it?
- She said you two had sex.

[suspenseful music]

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