11x06 - The Liberation Of Erika Jayne

[bunniefuu]

Previously, on
"The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"...

- You're going kind of slow.
- Okay, wait.

- I'll give her a little kick.
- Yeah! Oh, my God!

[laughing]
Okay.

Cheers to a classy...

[laughs]
Trip.

Oh, that's Crystal's coat.

And do you know
what I'm gonna go do?

When you came in my room,
I was naked.

I just want you to know
that that's what happened.

- And I'm sorry.
- Thank you.

Don't ever talk to me
like that again.

Okay.
Well, then we're good, Kyle.

Good.

Well, why are you
walking away?

Because I'm done.

After 22 years...

It's Erika, so whatever's
going on,

she had to do it like this.

She couldn't tell anybody.

It's a long time to spend
with someone

to all of a sudden be done.

It's sad.

Do you think
she really filed?

Yes, she did.

- No one knew in Tahoe?
- No, no one knew.

We did not know in Tahoe.

[dramatic music]

[♪ ♪]

*THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS*
Season 11 Episode 06

Episode Title: "The Liberation of Erika Jayne"
Aired on: June 23, 2021.

Erika!
[cheers and applause]

- I'm here.
- And she makes an entrance!

Look at you, beautiful.

- How are you?
- Oh.

Hello.

- We're so happy to see you.
- Hi, guys.

Come sit down.

Sutton, I'm sorry I didn't
bring a hostess gift, but...

Oh, my God.

You are the gift!
You are the gift.

I have no idea Erika's state
of mind right now.

Vodka, champagne,
whatever you want.

I'll have a champs.

Does she want
to be left alone?

Does she want to share
with us today?

You don't always know
with Erika.

- To you.
- Thank you.

- Nice to see you all.
- Thank you.

- Cheers.
- Thanks.

- Hand that to you, ma'am.
- Thank you. Thank you.

- Cheers, beautiful.
- Thanks, guys.

I'm so into this dress.
It's so good.

- It's really pretty.
- Thank you.

So what's going on, ladies?

Well, we're in France today.

- It's a good day.
- Yes.

- It's a happy day.
- Yes.

I mean, you're getting
a divorce

and didn't tell your friends,

and you're walking in asking,
"What's going on?"

So, yeah.
That's a very good question.

Y'all, do you want
to come in to lunch?

I think they're ready for us.

Let's do it.

[upbeat music]

Oh, my God, it's stunning.

Oh, my God, there's
so many pretty things.

Look at how
beautiful this is.

Sutton, this is gorgeous.

- Thank you.
- Do we have place cards?

I don't see my...
Oh, yeah, we do.

Is that...
I can't see now that...

She said I was up here, but...

This is
absolutely beautiful, Sutton.

Thank you.

Oh, this looks delicious.

Come on. Are you kidding me?
It is a good day.

It's a good day.

I feel free
as a breeze today.

I literally feel, like,
lighter.

And Mercury was in retrograde.

- I believe in that stuff.
- Oh, 100%.

- Me too.
- Wholeheartedly.

I can't help but think
that had a little something

to do with Dorit
and me on the plane...

The Mercury in retrograde.

Are we gonna fix this,
though?

Let me say this.

Something with Dorit and me
is almost sisterlike,

where we'll be having
the best fun and whatever,

and then sometimes your sister

can snap at you,
and you're like...

- Wait. Do I snap at you?
- Not right now, but you have.

- Have I?
- Of course. Our whole lives.

Let's fix one problem
at a time.

I have that with my sister.

Right. Like, I know
we'll be okay, and by the way,

I do want to have
a conversation with you.

- We will.
- Should you give her a timer?

'Cause we all love you,
and you're long-winded

in your conversations,
but I think it's because...

- What?
- You want to get...

She's long-winded.

- Oh, you are?
- Yes.

- Kathy talks in shorthand.
- I love a good shorthand.

Kathy will say,
"I'm gonna tell you one thing.

"I was talking to, you know,

"and I was like,
you know what I mean?

"And I thought to myself... you
know what I'm saying?

"And I was ready to...

I'm telling you, so..."

That's the funniest.

"I just said,
you know what I'm saying?

I'm not gonna do it, Kyle."

And I'm like, "Who the hell
are we talking about?"

- It's so true!
- It really is, so good.

Aah!

Sometimes I do talk in code.

I made something very clear

to... the powers that be.

Okay. Got it.

Oh, I just said
I personally...

Oh.

You do what you want.

- But you weren't...
- Right.

Oh, okay. Got it.

It's better to allude...

to the situation

'cause you never know
who's listening.

Kathy, we're doing
something special for you.

Kathy requested the caviar
served at the table,

and whatever Kathy says goes.

Oh, wow. Really?

What happens is it gets gluey
even if it's waiting a minute.

This is so delicious.

I wanted to
bring Paris to us.

Sutton, it's really good.

Mm. So sweet.

He is.

I don't know if Erika
will open up about anything.

Love him.
You know.

- He's a good boy.
- He's a good boy.

But I think we need
to allow the space for Erika

to speak to us

and share with us how she feels
when she needs to.

Oh, yes, the meat.

Are we gonna say anything
about what we did yesterday?

What did you do yesterday?

Well, I bought
a car yesterday.

- You did?
- Yes.

Well, I need a ride,
so how about pick me up?

I'm picking you up, for sure.

- Did you get a new car?
- I did. I got a new car.

- What'd you get?
- What'd you get?

- Range Rover.
- Oh.

Yeah.

Well...
[chuckles] Okay.

Let's discuss the elephant
in the room.

- Oh.
- Um...

Yeah, so my life
drastically changed this week.

I let go of my Lamborghini.

I let go
of my 16,000-square-foot home.

I let go of my marriage.
I let go of everything.

I literally made
a decision that...

I had to.

I left because he pushed me
further and further out.

The conversations that I used
to have were now reduced

down to a sentence or two.

[somber music]

I just kept walking
around that house, and...

knowing that this marriage

was headed down
a really ****ty path,

I had to make a choice
to do what was right for me.

I couldn't live
that way anymore.

None of you knew on purpose

because it would put you
in a bad position

if I were to give you
information

that you had to hold.

And I didn't want to do that,
and that's the truth.

It also doesn't serve me
to talk a lot

about what is happening legally
or will happen legally

'cause I am married

to somebody
who's very good in that area.

Yep.

I struggled for a long time

knowing that I had to leave.

But once I made my decision,

I spent a good 30 days

closing out certain parts
of my life.

This room gives me stress,
but we just don't have enough...

Space.

I mean, we have,
like, 18 racks.

These are all my clothes
I put up on Vestiaire.

But why would you
get rid of this?

Hold on.

I cried every day.

This was the end
of a massive part of my life...

and stepping into...

basically a void.

I thought about this
and tried and tried

and tried to talk and tried
to work it out and tried.

And I was met
with such resistance...

such resistance.

My marriage
was never conventional.

You know, he was successful.


You're the c*ck waitress

that made good
with a young son.

In my marriage,
if I wanted to open up and say,

"You, Tom,
have hurt my feelings,"

there was none of that.

It was always dismissed.

I can't do this by myself.

I cannot convince someone that,
you know...

Of anything.

And so I said, "Okay.

Well, I have to take this step
on my own."

In my marriage,
everything was great.

Everything is perfect,
and I don't know what you're

ing complaining about,
Erika.

I have to tell you, you were
like clockwork with your...

You have that... you were like...
[laughing] It was like...

- But, Kyle, I have to.
- I know. You have to.

I have to.

I filed on Election Day 'cause
I wanted it to get buried.

I was thinking, "This is great.

"This is the most important
historic election

"in modern times,

"and this is gonna be
a blip on the radar.

And I will slide through,
and nobody'll know."

[dramatic music]

Not happening.

Just so you know,
I keep really good secrets,

if you haven't noticed.

- I know you do.
- I'm like a vault.

- And you're a good sport.
- That's right.

You were wonderful
that weekend.

I'm really content
to let people be who they are,

and that's one of the one
things I love

about Tom the most...
Is he lets me be myself.

You guys are a vision.

You just smiled and carried
on like a lady.

Thank you.

Well, you know,
timing is everything,

and as soon as I get a handle
on what's, you know,

coming for me...

and it will be coming for me.

[♪ ♪]

Coming up...

God forbid I be long-winded.

[all screaming]

As soon as I get a handle
on what's, you know,

coming for me...

and it will be coming for me.

- And we are here for you...
- Thank you.

- In all of it.
- It's a brave step.

It is such a brave,
courageous step.

- It's a very brave step.
- It really is.

I'll tell you guys this.

I did not see
it ending this way.

I was gonna hold
that man's hand till he died,

but, you know, life...

- Life happens.
- Life.

Listen, Erika has a reason

for every single step
she's taking.

She's methodical about it.

I mean, the second lawyers
get involved it's vicious,

and, I mean, Tom's a lawyer,
so how vicious will it get?

I mean, I worry.

I just worry about
the whole thing for Erika.

You're all welcome over
to my new, little,

tiny, baby doll house.

And, you know,
we'll have drinks, and...

- I love it.
- Cannot wait.

So how did you
find your place?

Looked online. It's a rental.
It's cute.

Did you have
to buy furniture?

- Oh, okay.
- Okay.

I took my furniture.

I didn't take a lot of things.

It wasn't like two 18-wheelers
pulled up, and we loaded it up,

and there it went.

I took a sofa and two chairs.

I still don't have
a kitchen table.

When someone's on the cover
of a magazine,

- it's never a good thing.
- No.

- You know?
- Yeah.

I mean, whether
it's true or it's not.

- Yeah.
- It's out there.

You're never gonna
see something

you're gonna be happy with.
Both: No.

- You're not.
- And that's why a lot

of the big,
big people you don't really...

This is shorthand,
by the way.

- Happening right here.
- [laughs]

Wait. God forbid
I be long-winded.

[all screaming]

[laughter]

We will be
having dessert outside.

Come, come, come for dessert.
Come for dessert.

- Pretty.
- Look at this.

Who wore it better,
by Kyle and Rinna.

[laughs]

- Whoo!
- Whoo!

Here's the opera cake.
Look at that.

Crystalized dessert.

That is so pretty.

Mmm.

- Dorit, should we talk?
- Yeah.

- A minute?
- Yeah.

I just want to talk
to you for a minute.

You guys, work this
out please.

Work it out.

I really didn't want to have
the conversation

election night,
and I'm sorry for leaving.

I just wanted to nip it
in the bud

and not have it become
a bigger thing.

- Go inside. It's too cold.
- Yeah.

We did the outside justice.

Thank you so much
for dessert.

Kyle, you and I both know

that this is not the first time
you've done this to me.

Well, Garcelle
just said it now.

What did she say?

She said
you could be long-winded.

That's, like, a thing,
whatever, and like I said,

it's something I find endearing
about you most of the time.

I just didn't feel
like I deserved

to be snapped at like that.

Do you not think that you
snapped right back at me?

- Oh, I 100% did.
- Okay.

- 100% did.
- But that's... so...

And I will snap back
if someone hurts me.

So I think,
just moving forward,

I'm hyperaware of you saying,
"Don't cut me off."

Hopefully, you know,
we don't let this happen again,

because you're
too important to me.

Well, I feel the same way,
and I will be very aware

to make sure that I don't
dominate the conversation.

I'm glad Kyle has taken
a deep breath

and come down a little bit.

And given what's going on
with Erika right now,

it just feels like our stuff
is not that big of a deal.

[sighs]
It took a lot to get here.

Like, a lot of, like,
mental fortitude.

We're so glad
you're here, though.

Thank you.

Hopefully things
will get better now.

- Oh, right. Right. I'm hoping.
- Things will calm down.

You don't seem
to be attached.

Like, leaving your other...
It's just like...

- Well, you know...
- You move on.

Can I be honest with you?

It wasn't my house
to begin with.

I'm the third wife
that lived there.

- Oh, wow.
- And so when I think of...

Do you think he'll
stay there?

- Oh, yeah absolutely, 100%.
- He won't leave?

He would never leave,
and he shouldn't.

- It's his home.
- Right.

So I think they're okay,
even though

I don't think they're
ever gonna be besties.

No.
So here's the thing.

Crystal was telling me about
why she didn't come to dinner.

- Sutton didn't mean any harm.
- She didn't? I don't know.

Walking into someone's room
and they're undressed.

Apparently, she didn't knock.

But even if you don't knock,

you know there's
no ill intention.

But I feel like when you know
they're not dressed,

- you walk out.
- She did.

- You have respect.
- She gave the coat,

and Sutton left...
She didn't hang out.

Well, I was, like, naked
in my room, and she's like,

"What are you doing in here?"

While I'm crouched
on the ground naked,

and she's, like,
laughing at me.

And she sort of tried to, like,
shame me, and it was weird.

And I'm like...

- It was so creepy.
- Oh, my God.

She felt like
she was violated.

Well...

I think it's
a dangerous implication

to say you felt violated.

The word "violated"
sounds a lot worse

than the conversation I had
with Crystal in Lake Tahoe.

Last night Sutton walked in.

Like, she was
returning a jacket.

- Yeah.
- But she doesn't knock.

She just comes over, and, like,
I'm naked in my room.

So, anyways, I'm just like...

You didn't want to come
to dinner because of that?

- Yeah.
- But Dorit is implying

that maybe there was
something sinister,

like Sutton had
weird intentions or something.

It was an awkward moment.

They were both
feeling uncomfortable.

I mean, I would hate

for something to be made
of something

that's absolutely nothing
to be made of.

Coming up...

If you could just visualize
Mr. Right.

- Okay.
- Kind. Loyal.

Not too big.

Oh.
[laughs]

That's a thing!

[upbeat music]

[♪ ♪]

[knock at door]

Coming.

[♪ ♪]

- Garcelle!
- Hi!

- Oh, good to see you.
- Good to see you, too.

- Thank you for having me.
- Of course.

Are you gonna be comfortable?

'Cause we have
some talking to do.

Oh, God. Girl, I'm scared.

Where am I gonna find time
for this man, anyway?

Well, that's
another question,

but I'm just gonna tell you
who he is

and where to find him,
and then the rest is up to you.

Okay. Do you want tea?
Do you want water?

Water is great.

In the dating department,
nothing has happened.

Do your fishies have names?

The black one is Dorit.

- The goldfish is Kyle.
- Ah!

Chocolate Michael and I...

He just wasn't the right fit
for me.

- Do you want to talk diamonds?
- Let's talk diamonds, baby.

Mm-hmm.

I just feel like maybe
my picker's been off,

and so how do
I meet the husband?

[chuckles]
How do I meet the soul mate?

- So thank you for coming.
- Yeah.

I feel like dating
is a learned skill,

and we watch so many rom-come,

and we think,
especially as women,

it's supposed to just happen.

- Right.
- Like, I'm a beautiful woman,

and men will just
come up to me,

and Prince Charming
will sweep me off my feet.

And it just doesn't happen
like that.

That's what we were fed,
though.

Yes. I give you options,

and then I help you figure out
how to find your man.

Matchmakers... they're
going to bring you the fish.

- I'm teaching you how to fish.
- How to fish.

- So let's dream up Mr. Right.
- Okay.

If you could just visualize
the perfect guy.

He walks in the door right now.

- Oh, my God.
- "Honey, I'm home."

- I would say kind.
- Kind.

Loving. Loyal.

Monogamous.

Sweet. Sexy.

- Sexy.
- Not too big.

Oh.
[laughing]

- I was like...
- That's a thing!

You caught me off guard
for a second.

There is such a thing
as too big of a diamond.

Okay, okay, so looking
at this board here,

I want to talk about your past
patterns in a relationship.

I think the way I show up
when I'm dating...

I think I have to stop leading
with my career.

Yeah, your stuff.

I think sometimes guys
would probably want me

to be more needy, and I'm not...
I think that's a thing.

I want you to be you.
It's all about authenticity.

It's being your most
authentic self.

I left home
when I was 17 years old.

So I've been taking care
of myself for a long time.

Mm-hmm.

The opportunities that
I'm getting I have to take,

because that's the privilege.

[voice breaking]
That's the privilege

that my mom brought me
to this country for,

and so I have to take it.

I have to do well, so it's
always been I take care of me.

I take care of myself.

Mm-hmm.

Letting someone completely
have my back

is me relinquishing my power.

I'm always like,
"I got it. I can do it."

And I think it's because
I don't trust somebody

will truly have my back.

But what would it feel like,
Garcelle,

if you could let go,
for a second

and let somebody else
tell you, "I got you"?

I want to get to there.

This is all part
of the process.

On the other side of it is
the relationship that you want,

and that's what you deserve.

Thank you.

This is therapy.

I didn't know
it was gonna be like this.

Well, I like
to surprise.

Ay-yi-yi.

[chuckles]
Oh, my God.

[♪ ♪]

Are you here?

Okay. I'll come right out.
All right. Bye-bye.

[♪ ♪]

Hey, guys.

- Hey, babe.
- Hi.

- Special delivery.
- Yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah!

- Grab her.
- We have her. Good.

- All right.
- Yeah.

Did you bring your tools?

- I got my tools.
- Yeah.

- Have tools will travel.
- I love it.

You brought your toolbox.
All right, well, come on in.

- Great.
- It's looking good.

- Oh, wow.
- It's looking really good.

Right?

Look, it's
gonna be incredible.

- So perfect.
- Put the stuff down.

Sorry.
It's just kind of, like, nuts.

Let's... okay.

I think the best thing to do
is walk through,

and then we'll start
doing our odds and ends.

Grab your pad.




I left all of that behind.

[dramatic music]

[breathes deeply]

So, once this rug comes in,

this is gonna bring this room
completely together.

It's gonna be great.

- Yeah.
- It's gonna be gorgeous.

I can't wait.

After finding a place
to go to,

I dropped Tom off at work,

and I went home and moved out.

I was out within the day.

It's frightening, you know,
when you think about it.

I love this bathroom.

This is the whole reason
I rented the house.

I have to have
the Martinique wallpaper.

Hello.

It's the uncertainty
and the instability...

of being, you know,
really out on your own.

So, to all of a sudden
live somewhere else

and know that you're
never going home...

You know,
for now, this is home.

Hope you chose wisely.

This is it.

You know the print from inside
my book with no clothes on?

- Yeah.
- Would she look good there?

- Probably.
- Right?

- Talk to me.
- Okay. I feel like the dream

would be... is to make this room
all of the clothes.

- Mm-hmm.
- Okay.

And then I think if we take
a walk across the hallway,

that should be
your shoe palace,

your bags, your accessories.

- Yeah.
- You know?

That's a great goal.

I love that you think we can
get all of that in there.

You know, just getting up the
courage to leave is a big deal.

This was my home
for over 21 years.

This tree is, like, 100...
Well over 100 years old.

- It looks good.
- No. It's dead, babe.

Happy birthday.

Wait.

- I'm really proud of you.
- [crying] Thank you.

- I really am.
- That's all I ever wanted.

[sniffles]

I'll never forget one time
I was joining Tom

and five other guys
for dinner, and I said,

"I'm sorry I'm late.
I was in traffic."

And one of them said,
"Well, if you were married

to a better man,
traffic would be no problem."

And Tom straight looked at him
across the table and said,

"Well, if you think you can
afford her, you can have her."

And it flew right out
of his mouth,

like it was...

you know.

- Pool doesn't look too bad.
- No.

There's some leaves over there.

- Yeah. There's some there.
- You can clean it up a bit.

But I didn't tell anybody,

because he supported me
when there was nothing.

There's always
that underlying pressure

of wanting to please someone
that's provided for you.

And I felt always
that I should shut up

and be grateful, to an extent.

- Tiago?
- Oh, go to Mommy.

- Got these treats...
- Treats.

- With some CBD.
- Oh, no way.

Look, is it great to be able
to wear this jacket?

Is it great to be able
to live in a big house?

Is it great to be able
to have a Lambo?

Is it great to be able
to do all this ****?

Yes, but at what human cost
at some point?

- He's super attached.
- Home is where Mommy is.

He did pee on the sofa,
but we're gonna let that slide.

Eh, we're gonna
let that slide.

He's adapting.

He's adapting,
like we all are.

Yeah.

- It's a learning curve.
- It's all new.

It's gonna be fine, Tiago.

[sighs]

Don't worry.

Coming up...

Look, I'm sorry if she felt
violated by me

knocking on the door
and bringing her coat to her.

It's being way blown
out of proportion.

[upbeat music]

- You'll be okay.
- I know.

I'm just a scaredy-cat.
That's all.

I know.

I'm gonna do it. I promise.

It's okay. Come on over.
Nice and close.

- Okay, so...
- I don't like this at all.

- Here we go, okay?
- Okay.

She seems like she's
going real fast. That machine.

I'm not gonna do
any pressure at all.

Oh, Lord.
What is wrong with me?

This is zero fun!
Zero!

How did I put myself
into this situation?

[sighs]

[echoing]
Hold still.

Why did I tell Kyle

that I have never been
to get a mammogram?

- Are you kidding me?
- No.

What the heck is wrong
with you?

I don't like doctors.

That was a huge mistake,
because Kyle is very annoying.

- [grunting]
- You got this.

I really don't like you
for this...

- We've got this.
- At all.

We're gonna do it.

And dragged me tooth and nail
to the doctor.

If I did not have Kyle,
there's no way

that I would be squishing
my booby into a vise.

- How bad is it gonna hurt?
- It's not gonna hurt.

Why did I bring that up?

Breathe and relax.

You can move back,
and your clothes are here.

And you're all done
to change, okay?

- Okeydokey. Sorry...
- Sweetie.

Mariah, that I am
the worst patient ever.

[laughs]

Where am I going?

This is Dr. Moss.
She's our radiologist.

Sutton, I'm Dr. Moss.
Nice to meet you.

- Hi. Nice to meet you, too.
- The radiologist.

- Okay.
- Have a seat.

Well, y'all,
you're freaking me out.

Just say yes, no, like...

Okay. We'll say yes.

Everything's good.
[laughter]

- Congratulations.
- Y'all had me, like...

You made it through
your first mammogram.

You had very serious looks
on your faces,

and I was...
Okay, Good.

I am, like... I'm kind
of embarrassed,

because I really did make
a bigger deal out of this.

When someone is anxious,
I can relate to that.

- Are you okay?
- Yeah, I'm okay.

- What happened?
- I just got freaked out.

Oh, honey.

I'm actually really good
with people

that are anxious and nervous

because I know
what it feels like.

No calcifications.
It looks perfect.

- Thank you so much.
- Thank you.

- I really appreciate it.
- We'll be right back.

Okay. Sounds good, Heather.
All right.

So now they'll give you
the paperwork.

- Okay.
- You give it

- to your other doctor.
- Okay.

So you'll take
that paperwork...

- they're gonna give you.
- He's gonna be so happy.

Well, I don't want
to stress you.

I just don't know
if this is a good day for me

to talk to you about this.

Well, look, when it rains
it pours. Bring it on.

How did you and Crystal
leave things in Tahoe?

We were fine.

I'm asking this because
she brought up you

bringing the jacket
into her room to Dorit.

Dorit was saying that,
you know, she was really upset,

that she felt violated.

[dramatic music]

Okay.

You know, look,
I'm sorry if she felt violated

by me knocking on the door
and bringing her coat to her.

Crystal, are you up?

[♪ ♪]

It was really,
truly innocent.

I know it was innocent...
I'm only saying this

because I didn't know
where you guys left it.

When I talked with her

the last morning
before we left...

- She told me the story.
- She said,

"I'm not gonna bring it up
to any of the other girls."

So then I just want you to
know that that's what happened.

I'm not talking about it
with any of the other girls.

Okay.

I just want you to know
it's, like, not...

- Yeah.
- A big deal, at all.

I was just doing something
to be nice,

and now all of a sudden,

it's being way blown
out of proportion. Like...

I just don't like the nature
of the conversation.

I just think you need
to nip it in the bud...

- I'll nip it.
- So it doesn't come up again.

I'm gonna put the jam on this
old, stale piece of toast.

Okay.

[upbeat music]

[♪ ♪]

Wow, to go
to a hotel restaurant.

- What a treat.
- What a treat.

- All right. Let's see.
- Oh, this is cute.

- I'm so excited.
- This is pretty.

Oh, how cute. I love it.

[sighs]

Okay.
Let's have a drink, shall we?

I was gonna have a hot toddy,
because...

I thought
of a hot toddy, too.

- Can you make a hot toddy?
- Yes.

- Sure can.
- You can?

- Yeah.
- Great. Two, please.

- I had thought of that, too.
- Yeah.

- Great.
- Got it.

So what's been going on?
How's Rinna Beauty?

- Rinna Beauty's so exciting.
- I'm so excited for you.

The website goes live
on Sunday.

Sh...

My lip line is getting
so close to launching.

Here is the website
as of right now.

There we go.

- Oh!
- Hey!

This is a first for me.
I have not done

a direct-to-consumer
business before.

Oh, this is yummy.

Got a cinnamon stick
and everything, honey.

So it's really sitting
on my shoulders

to get that message out.

Exciting and terrifying
at the same time.

Cheers to new...

- both: Beginnings.
- Oh, my God.

Yep. Mmm.

- Mmm.
- That is nice.

See, this is the kind
of drink that you have,

and then before you know it,
you're like...

- Whoo!
- So, Lisa...

Yes, Erika?

Let me tell you
what's really going on.

It's insanity.

I've not felt
this vulnerable...

- Mm.
- In...

- maybe never.
- Oh, I know.

I really tried and talked
and attempted,

and so he left me no room.

[clicks tongue]

And that's the only way
I can say it right now.

I get it.

I don't know a lot,
but over the years,

we all clock
each other's relationships

and the power balance in it.

And Tom was definitely
the boss.

- That could be very...
- What about my web?

- Excuse me.
- You're right.

- Pardon me.
- You're right.

I think
I'm talking right now.

I'm running
the operation, baby.

- No ****
- Pardon me, Erika.

[dramatic music]

Tom was the one
in charge, for sure.

You know, I almost floated
the idea

of trial separation,
but I knew it wouldn't work.

- Yeah.
- Like, there's no...

You know, that's that
old-school generation,

which is, "Get your ****
And get the [BLEEP] out."

Yeah, no.
It's either you're...

- You're in.
- Or you're out.

Yeah, I totally get it.

And when you're out,
you're dead.

- I didn't leave a note.
- You just left?

And then served?

He got served.

[gasps] Wow.

I drove him to work,
and I told him I loved him.

Oh.

And he said, "Thanks, hon,"
like I was an employee.

"Oh, thanks, hon."

Turned around
and walked into the firm.

And it's the last
I've seen of him.

I went home...

and started putting everything
in the moving van.

[♪ ♪]

I drove off.

Went to my new place.

Spent the night there, and he
was served the next morning.

Wow. That must have been
a scary night.

Yeah.

Wow.

We're not playing games
over here.

I totally...

And he's not gonna be
playing games with me.

You know, I think that he's
probably just like,

"[BLEEP] it.
She's on her own then.

"She left me. [BLEEP] her.

"You want to be big-time?

"Oh, you want to go out
on your own?

****ing go."

That's what I'm guessing.

So I expect nothing
but the worst

- and hoping for the best.
- Yeah. Okay. Well...

And he's got some
real challenges ahead of him.

[♪ ♪]

Coming up...

But it's a little defamatory
to say that I violated you.

[upbeat music]

You guys, I'm so happy
that you're here.

I know. It's been
a long time.

Honestly, thank you guys
for doing this.

Like, remember when
you were in college...

Yeah.

And Angie would
come over, too,

and we would just make
dumplings...

- Yes.
- With my mom?

Yeah, but your mom's, like,
the ultimate cook.

Yeah.

My cousins and I grew up
making dumplings

with our grandma at her tiny,
little kitchen in Alhambra.

- Have they ever made...
- both: Dumplings?

No. None of them have.

Dorit... she's super excited
about it.

She texted me today, like,
all these dumpling emojis.

I would love for you guys
to come over.

I thought it would be fun

to teach you guys
to make dumplings.

- [all shout]
- Fantastic.

Everyone has their style.

The problem for me, the water...

Is because
then it makes the dough...

You didn't buy dough.

It's okay.
It's okay. It's okay.

Rob?

Rob!
Oh, my God!

You have to go to the market!
I forgot the skins!

You have to go
to the market right now!

[♪ ♪]

[line trilling]

Hello. What are you wearing
to Crystal's tonight?

Do you think
that I need a coat?

[laughs]
You big pervert.

Don't be bringing me
any coats in the night.

[♪ ♪]

- I'm here.
- Is that my husband?

- Did I make it in time?
- Love you.

You're, like,
the best Postmates...

- I know.
- Or whatever they're called.

Uber Eats.

I'm gonna go get changed.

- Yeah. You go change.
- Okay.

[doorbell rings]

So I'm gonna bring her
outside, okay?

So I don't want her
to see everything.

- Hi!
- Hi!

- Oh, my God. You look so cute.
- How are you?

This is fabulous.
Thank you for having us.

Of course.
Do you want to go outside?

- Oh, this is beautiful.
- Thank you.

- Sit.
- This is lovely.

- Yeah.
- Yay.

Hi. How are you?

- Hi.
- Hello, beautiful girl.

- And hello, beautiful girl.
- Are you ready?

- I'm so ready.
- She's so cute.

She texted me today
super excited about...

I'm so excited about this.

[♪ ♪]

[doorbell rings]

- Hello. Good evening.
- How are you?

I'm good. How are you doing?

I'm Sutton. I don't know
if you remember me.

- Of course.
- Hello.

- Well, hello, Sutton Stracke.
- Hello, hello, hello.

Was it a long drive for you?

It's, like, honestly
embarrassing to drive here.

- You look so pretty.
- Thank you.

I brought you
a little tequila.

Thank you so...
Oh, my God. Beautiful.

- Love that dress.
- Thank you.

You know, this is
a really short skirt.

- No. You look good.
- Thank you.

She has
a really pretty house.

- Does she?
- Yeah. It's really pretty.

It's really lovely.
It's definitely nice.

- Hi, everybody.
- You look so pretty.

- We're here.
- Awesome.

Thank you, Jake.

- Hi. Hi.
- Hi. Hi.

- Have you met?
- We've not met.

- Oh, Erika.
- Hello.

Hi, Erika. I'm Rob.

- Beautiful.
- Thank you.

- Yeah.
- Thank you. Thank you.

Stunning.

Hi. How are you?

- Hi.
- Hi, everybody.

- Wow.
- [laughs]

Wow. When my life started
unraveling with my divorce,

I didn't want to do anything.

But Erika walks
in like sex in heels.

I was... you know,
she's got a new moment going.

She is down for whatever.

I don't know what she's down
for, but she's down for it.

I'll be right back.
Please excuse me.

- I'm so sorry.
- What are you guys drinking?

- Scooch by.
- Can I get you a drink?

Yes.
Can you make a hot toddy?

- I believe we can.
- Thank you, sweetheart.

- I would like to tell a story.
- Oh, okay.

Oh, that little present
you gave me, I used it.

- Which present?
- Which present. The oil.

- Oh!
- I am lit.

- Right now?
- Right now.

There is this intimate oil
that Kyle gifted...

- Is it CBD?
- It's THC.

She's been telling us
about this oil

that she and Mauricio
have been enjoying.

- So I said, "Hook a girl up."
- Okay.

I put it all over my cl*t
and all over my va-jay-jay.

[all scream]

Yes!

I think it's working.

You're like, "I'm lit."
[laughter]

I think it's working.
I think it's working, guys.

All I want to know is,
how do I get my hands on some?

I'll be back in five minutes.

- Sutton.
- What's up?

- I want to talk to you.
- What's up?

So the reason I just wanted
to pull you aside

is because
it was brought up to me

that people are still
talking about us, right?

Oh, I was gonna bring it up.

I have to imagine
it's annoying you,

and it's annoying me.

See, here's the thing...
I think it's very dangerous

when we talk about each other
behind each other's backs.

I agree.
Like, I had promised you,

and you promised
we wouldn't talk about this.

You didn't do your promise.

No, people keep bringing
it up to me.

Can I ask what happened?

I would love to never talk
about this again,

but everyone keeps asking me
about it, so I have to respond.

If she didn't want
to talk about it,

she wouldn't talk about it.

You know,
I don't want to fight.

Agreed.

Can you hold this
for one second

while I don't have
another Sofitel moment?

Erika, sorry, but Kyle
needs some underwear.

- I don't have any.
- Oh!

[laughter]

Your tweeter is escaping.
[laughing]

- Listen, it has not.
- Aah!

- I want to see it!
- But it's about to.

Let's just have
clarification...

- That's all I want.
- And walk away.

- So why don't we...
- Yeah.

- Go out there?
- Yeah.

And then we'll
be done with it.

- Let's do it.
- Okay.

- I'm cool.
- That's all I wanted.

I'm giving myself 90 days.


- 90 days for what?
- No sex.

It's the last thing on my mind,

but in 90 days,
I'm sure I feel different.

- Yes.
- Hi, girls.

- Hi.
- [laughs]

That was honest
of you, though.

Yeah. I'm glad you
shared that with us.

Oh, look at me
being just so honest and open.

- It's great.
- It is.

Crystal and I have something
to share with the group.

- Oh, yes.
- Oh, okay.

So, in Tahoe, I went to go
take

Crystal's coat back to her.

- It was an awkward moment.
- Yes.

And it's something
that we talked about privately.

Yes. And, look, like I said,
it is over.

And it's important for us to
let the girls know it is over.

Well, see,
but if it's over,

you have to stop talking
about it to other people.

I'm not talking
about it anymore.

But it's a little defamatory
to say that I violated you.

It is over,
and it's important for us

to let the girls know
it is truly over.

Well, see,
but if it's over,

you have to stop talking
about it to other people.

I'm not talking
about it anymore.

But it's a little defamatory
to say that I violated you.

I don't really understand
why Sutton wants

to keep bringing it up.

Sutton, I am trying
to do you a favor

by making this thing go away.

I felt like there was
no boundaries in that moment.

- She was crouched down.
- I had no privacy.

- And she felt like Sutton...
- Hold on, Dorit.

Dorit, I don't know
why you got your paws in this.

I've only had a conversation
with Crystal.

I never heard your side,

and I tried to put myself
in her shoes.

Her entire experience
with you was bad.

- Was in Tahoe.
- Yeah.

But it's over.
It's really over.

That's great.

So, while we're on this topic,

we struggled in Tahoe,
but I'm not crazy.

- Sure.
- Calling me manic...

I don't trust
being around you.

I don't trust your reactions.
It feels like kind of manic.

We had had a really nice
conversation about my father...

Yes, we talked
about our fathers.

And his suicide.

It took my mom a long time...

My dad committed suicide,
so it's...

I'm sorry.

You used the word "manic."

I don't have those issues
in my life.

Sutton is harmless.

She's a little odd and a little
kooky, but manic, crazy...

Those are really strong words

to be throwing
at another woman really.

I had a bad two days.

I'm going to...

I'm going to believe you.

- Right.
- Yeah.

"I'm gonna believe you."
[sighs]

She's a mean girl.
I'm sorry.

She is
a mean high-school girl.

I see these things.

Like I said, I promise you,
I don't bring it up.

I believe you.
I believe you.

Look at me.

Picture of normal health
right here.

- Sure.
- [laughter]

Why are y'all laughing?

That's pushing it
a little bit, but okay.

I want to move forward
and have fun tonight.

Let's do it.

- Let's do it.
- Let's go... dumplings!

[upbeat music]

Hi.

Garcelle.
Nice to meet you.

This is my cousin...
Angie and Tiffany.

- Hi.
- Hi.

Hi, guys.

You guys have
your own aprons...

- Oh, wow.
- And plates.

Look at this,
and they're so cute.

Lisa, you are cute
as a dumpling.

Thanks, Sutton.

Are you putting that

over your cute
little Flintstone outfit?

[laughter]

Do you want to show...

So this is a skin,
a dumpling skin.

So you fill it up...

and then on the edge,
you're gonna pinch.

You seal it.
It just has to be sealed.

- I think I may have done it.
- Yes. That's right.

- That's really good.
- Yeah, that's really good.

You've been dumpling
making before.

This is so exciting.

I can't wait to do this for PK.

It feels like a lot of work.
[laughs]

- It is a lot of work.
- It's done. That's a dumpling.

- There you go.
- I did it! I did a dumpling.

- Yay.
- Now what?

So we're gonna pan-fry,
just for a few minutes,

and then we'll put water in.

Uh-huh.

I need a facial.
Salons are not open.

[chuckles]

- Delicious.
- Here you guys go.

Little snackling.

Oh, my God, Lisa.
These look like your lips.

- Look.
- Ah!

It's Rinna Beauty.

Oh, my God.

Crystal,
this is so delicious.

I can't stop
eating these dumplings.

Me and Kyle are just, like,
stuffing our faces.

[slurps]
Delicious.

These are beautifully cooked,
you guys.

- They are.
- Look at these.

- I know.
- Holy ma-loley.

It's so delicious. Wow.

My dumplings were
some of the tightest.

Mm.

Okay.
I know you're not ready.

No.

But I would love for you
to meet my dating coach

and just see
what the new world is like.

You've been married
for a very long time.

- Yeah. Two decades.
- Yes. That's a long time.

I'm not...
Mm, I don't know.

- I'm not doing it.
- You may.

- No.
- I said the same thing, girl.

Probably just gonna have
to have a lot of anonymous sex.

Do you guys want
to get some dessert?

- Yes!
- Outside?

Ladies, thank you so much.

It was amazing, amazing,
and amazing.

- You guys were awesome.
- Okay. We're gonna go pee.

- Dessert is ready.
- Okay. We're coming.

Ooh!
[shouts indistinctly]

This looks amazing.

I think my son Jax
would really love that.

Do I just grab?

Just grab.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Okay, he would...
- We just go for it.

Really appreciate that.

Oh, my God.
It is a lighter Erika.

- It's a lighter Erika.
- It's a lighter Erika.

She understands what it feels
like to move on on her own.

Yeah, and you know what?

I think I have issues
with trust,

but I trust you guys.

- We all do. We all do.
- I really trust you guys.

- I do.
- You're a good person.

Even if you make fun of me.

We're always gonna
make fun of you.

We make fun of each other.
That's the sport.

- Yeah, exactly.
- That's what we do.

I can tell you this.
You all can make fun of me.

But God damn it,
someone outside of this group

better not make fun
of any of y'all.

- It's like...
- Exactly!

Don't ****ing talk
about those girls.

You know, I feel like
I would stand up

for any one of these women.

I trust them, and I know they
all want to be supportive,

but I just have so many
challenges in front of me.

And there's so much
that these women don't know.

[dramatic music]

[♪ ♪]

Next time

on "The Real Housewives
of Beverly Hills"...

[gasps] Aah!
Oh, my God!

- [gasps, screaming]
- Who is that?

How would you guys feel
if I got married again?

I wouldn't like it.

My daughter is linked
to a guy named Scott Disick.

- So there's something to it?
- Yes.

Oh.

Crazy dude
on the street coming.

Hey. Nice.
Straight right. Left hook.

Roundhouse. There we go.

She needs to get
a sense of humor.

You've not seen it yet?

[laughs]

- The reality is what it is.
- See, now I'm getting angry.

You do not want me
getting angry.