12x06 - High Cries and Misty Demeanors

[bunniefuu]

Previously on

"The Real Housewives
of Beverly Hills"...

PK said, "Dorit,
why don't you take the girls

and get out of town,
in Punta Mita, Mexico?"

all: Whoo!

Diana's gonna make a call
and fire up the PJ.

- Yay, we landed!
- Yay! Whoo!

♪ We are the gringos
both: ♪ Gringos

[lively music]

- Welcome, guys.
- Pretty.

Arriba. Arriba.

Do you think I have
enough clothes for two days?

- Yeah.
- Look at the sunset.

It's beautiful.

My mom passed in hospice,

and it's really hard.

It hasn't really hit me,
I don't think.

She lived 93 and a half years
of an incredible life.

Cheers, Lois.

There was a lot more said
that was very dark.

They were sitting
in the jacuzzi, and I'm like,

there's my white child
with Black girls in there,

a Chinese girl, and I'm like,
this is what it should be.

What would Crystal
find so dark

about a bunch of kids
being in a pool?

Do you think
you made something up?

I'm not making anything up.

I just don't want any
insinuation about my character.

It's not good for you.

- No, it's not.
- It's not good.

I said nothing wrong,
and I said nothing bad.

And this is the truth.

Not .....ing fair.

- I didn't bring it up.
- Yes, you did!

[devious music]

I don't need the spotlight.

I shine just fine.

Hi, I'm karma,

and yes, I am a b*tch.

You can take all my things

and you won't have taken
a thing that matters.

The only thing better
than having it all

is having even more.

If you want a seat
at my table,

you best mind your manners.

They say talk is cheap,

but in Beverly Hills,
it can cost you.

I have nothing to hide
and nothing to lose,

and that makes me dangerous.

When you're the real deal,

you don't have to pretend.

♪

[upbeat music]

♪ He says, "I love you"

♪ I say, "Te amo"

♪ He says, "I love you"

♪ I say, "Te quiero"

Hi, honey.

Hi, honey.
How are you?

I do not like being in Mexico

without my Mexican husband,
let me tell you.

We were doing
a tequila tasting.

And you would...
- Ooh, fun.

I know.
You would have liked it.

Cheers, everybody.

- I ain't cheers-ing that.
- [laughs]

both: What?
- Viper venom.

How fitting tonight.

- I love you. Bye.
- I love you. Bye.

Bathing suit
was a one-piece.

- No.
- She's cute.

No?
- What do you mean "no"?

I mean, if you're gonna be
on the beach, surfing...

- I'm not surfing.
- [laughs]

Ooh, the topless hat.

[gasps]
Yes.

- Like this, right?
- Yeah.

How far is it
supposed to go down?

[chuckles]

You can downsize,
and we've downsized, right?

Certain things,
you don't downsize on,

and that's your glam.

Fashion.

Hair.

Makeup.

To me,
it's art...

living art...
and I enjoy that.

And it shouldn't be judged
any other way.

Nobody judges if people
want to have big families.

I want to buy
a bunch of clothes.

I don't even want to pay
for my own hotel room.

I'm not trying to pay
for other people's,

and their flights,
and their food,

and paying them.

I can just put on
some lip gloss, and I'm good.

I would just never
go out with glam.

Why spend the money?
It's ridiculous.

- [whistles]
- I hear a whistler.

Hello.

I knew
that was you whistling.

- [whistling]
- I can't take that.

Who is whistling?

That was me.

Was I whistling?
- You were whistling.

That's how I knew.
How do you feel?

- I don't know.
- How'd you sleep?

That's gonna be
my normal answer.

"I don't know."
- "I don't know."

I felt really nice
waking up to the ocean.

I like the morning better
than I like the nighttime.

- Oh, that last nighttime?
- Yeah.

[tranquil music]

♪

It's pretty out.

So pretty here.

I love the sun.
It's just really bad

for my skin.
- It doesn't bother me.

You know,
I do like an hour of sun,

and then I'm done.
- Well, I figured,

if I'm gonna be surfing,

that's gonna be my hour.
- Yeah.

- Oh, this is lovely.
- Ooh, this looks delicious.

- Good morning, ladies.
- Buenos días.

- Buenos días.
- Buenos días.

Good morning. Good morning.
Good morning. Good morning.

- Hi.
- Hi.

Wow.
This looks amazing.

Can I steal bacon?

Shut up.
[laughter]

I never should have
invented that.

I haven't eaten meat
in so long,

but there's something about
bacon that I cannot resist.

A lot of vegetarians
secretly eat bacon.

What are you saying

right now?
- It is a true fact.

Even in my English,
you are not vegetarian.

[laughter]
- You are crazy.

Thank the good Lord
I'm crazy.

- There she is.
- Hi, Dorit.

The hostess
with not the mostest.

Me. I said that.

How are you?
How'd you sleep?

- How are you, Dorit?
- I did not sleep.

Dorit, what are we going
to do with you?

I'm never on my own
right now,

certainly not going to sleep.

And I can try to relax myself,

and I can't...
I can't get there.

Like, I'm hyperventilating.

- I'm so sorry.
- It's beyond.

I'm shocked.

I had a lot of anxiety
going into this trip.

I really wasn't sure
if I could do it.

Why don't you
take a few days off,

bring a few of the ladies,
and go and have some fun?

Punta Mita.

That's where you go.
Go there.

- What if I feel anxious, bub?
- Then, you'll come home.

I'm struggling,
and my anxiety

was through the roof.

I have teetered

with the idea
of going back home.

Oh, this looks so good.

It took
a lot of conversations with PK

to help get back to a place

where I could get through
this trip and feel safe.

Do we have
some coffee cups coming?

Oh.
También azucar.

Azucar.

Erika, I love
the way you talk.

I know,
these new antidepressants

are really k*lling it.

Last year,
I was waking up,

like,
with this hopeless feeling.

Every day, I woke up,
and I dreaded waking up,

so I called a psychiatrist
and I went on Lexapro.

There's a lot of sadness
still here,

but there is happiness

in the form of having some fun
with some friends,

having some sex,

and just trying
to stay in the moment

and not stay in the past.

Would we be able to know
if you didn't take them?

Yeah. Yeah,
if you think I'm irritable now,

I was really mean.

[dramatic musical sting]

- Borderline bully?
- I'm...

oh, honey, they called me
a bully in court filing today.

Do you think I give a [BLEEP]?
- They did?

I wear that sh...
like a badge of honor.

They told me that I was on...
along the lines of my husband

and I use his tactics
of bullies, threatening,

and all those other sh...

And I said,
"I'll take it."

I've been called worse.

Women are supposed
to be polite, quiet, sweet,

and agreeable, until you get
your .....ing a*s handed to you,

and then you're...what,
are you supposed to take it,

like, lying down?

No, you have
to fight for yourself,

'cause no one else is going to,

and if that makes you a bully,
then so be it.

I think that's useful
in the courthouse.

Maybe you should go
to law school like Sutton.

When we were all
in quarantine,

my friend Jeff
was staying with me.

So we were like,

"Maybe we should
take the LSAT."

Who knows?
- You have fun with that.

I'm a bad test taker,
but I'm gonna try it.

I'm learning all the tricks.

- Let me tell you something.
- Yeah?

Tom made a perfect score

on one of the pieces
of the bar,

and used to grade the bar.

[tense music]

Tom Girardi grading the bar.

That can't be good.

[laughs]
That can't be good.

♪

I will help you, tutor.

Okay.

- Wow.
- How about that?

I know some tricks, b*tch.

Can you imagine Erika
helping Sutton take the bar?

Lisa, how are you feeling
this morning?

I felt good
waking up to this.

I felt good.
And you know what?

We were speaking to a medium
when my mom was passing.

She said,
"Look for a flock of birds."

That's a sign.
I just see birds.

So we're
in my mom's hospice room.

There are these
beautiful paintings on the wall

that we've been looking at
for two days.

What's in the paintings?
- Birds.

- Birds.
- Oh.

And...so I'm getting
my makeup out...

I've got chills.
What's in my bag?

I open it up.

A ceramic baby bird.

I swear to you.
- She put it in there.

- Birds.
- I believe that 1,000,000%.

I believe it too.

I actually feel her more now
than I did.

We all have an idea of what
grief is supposed to look like

and what you're supposed
to go through,

and that all goes
out the window

when you're actually
going through it yourself.

And I'm trying to be honest
and open about it

and share everything
with everyone,

and just be like, "You know
what, I'm having a bad day,"

or, "You know what, I'm
actually having a good day,

and that's okay."

- Here's to Lois.
- Yeah.

Oh, my God, Kyle,
you just took the words

out of my mouth.
- Cheers to Lois.

- Cheers to Lois.
- Cheers, Lois.

Hi, Lois.
- Hi, Lois.

She's everywhere.

Coming up...

Crystal, get this wave!

Whoo!
[laughs]

Whoa!
Whoa...

Go, Eri...oh.
[laughs]

[upbeat music]

Come on, Sutton.
Let's get in the water.

In my bathing suit?

Well, what else
are you gonna wear?

Okay.
God, you're bossy.

Those that want
to go surfing,

the surfing instructor's
over here.

I might need some help.

Come here,
little toddler.

Let me undress you.

Oh, my God.
She's so skinny.

Whoo!
Let it go, Kyle!

Let it go!
- Something touched my butt!

It was something slippery.

I did...I gotta tell you,
I did see a fish.

Ah.

I mean,
it's just lovely.

- Come on, guys!
- It's beautiful.

I find that traveling
is really biggest privilege

one can have.

First 18 years of my life,
I couldn't travel,

living in Sarajevo,
in Yugoslavia.

To be able to be underwater
is such a luxury.

It's incredible.

That was so good.

Are you going shopping?
- Yes.

Let's go surfing.

So look at what we have here.

We have the surfboards, paddleboards.

Hold on.
Hold on.

Get over here, b*tch.
Get on your board.

I have no upper arm strength.
This is gonna be so hard.

- You guys wanna go into town?
- I wanna.

Even if we don't shop,
we can at least go into town

and look around.
It's so cute.

I'd love that.

Have you done yoga before?
all: Yes.

We're from LA.
You know.

Y'all look real cute.
You look like real surfers.

- Thank you.
- Yeah, that's okay.

I'd rather go shopping. Thanks.

So this position
is like chaturanga.

both: Yeah.
- Okay.

Check this out.
all: One, two, three.

- Flat.
- Chaturanga.

- Whoa!
- Okay!

- Easy.
- Easy?

I've never
attempted surfing ever.

Just because I lived
in California?

No, to be honest.

No one's even ever asked me
if I surfed.

I consider myself athletic.

I've tried surfing
once or twice.

No, I can't surf.

I can couch surf.

Remember to feel the edge
of the board.

Then, paddle a couple times.

And then, pop up.

- [laughs]
- All right.

Remember to align your feet
a little bit more...

- Right here, baby.
- On the sole of the board.

- Whoa!
- Perfect. Muy bien.

All right.
Let's go.

Let's just put it in the water
and see what happens.

[bright music]

♪

The water's really gorgeous.
- It's really nice out here.

I'm really glad we got in here.

Crystal, get this wave!

Whoo!

[laughs]

♪

Go, Eri...oh.

[laughs]

Ready?
Big wave.

- Whoa!
- Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!
Whew.

I have, like,
a risk taker in me.

I always have.

I don't know where I get that,

'cause neither of my parents
were really that way.

Whoo...

Probably like a drug for me.
I bet you it is.

It's just, like, serotonin
and dopamine go, "Whoop!"

Whoa! Aah!

But I don't want
to break my neck.

I've got lipstick
to sell, okay?

Whoo!

♪ Vamos, vamos

♪ Oh, vamos, vamos

♪ Oh, vamos, vamos, oh, oh

You know that

the family and I...we spent
a lot of time

in Punta Mita this summer.

Kyle's been to Punta Mita,
what, a hundred times?

I mean, we literally...

I've been
many, many times too.

This honestly is...
like, we're here so often

we have offices here.

Hello, everybody.

I want to introduce you

to la gran
Mariachis Continental!

[mariachi music]

Is that your husband
on the bar?

Is he doing
the Mexican hat dance?

- Oh, my God, he is.
- Oh, my God.

- That's amazing.
- We bought this property here.

We bought it. We were
gonna build on the beach.

My husband's dream
was to build a home.

My friend lived right near us.

They had an alligator
in their pool.

[both gasp]

So we got offered
a lot of money

over what we paid
for this piece of property.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- So I was like, "Take it.

Take it. Take it,"
because of the alligator.

[laughter]

[lively music]

♪

This is what I love
about Punta Mita.

It's so...like,
we're in the jungle here.

Holy Toledo.

Look how cute this is.

Oh, my God.
It's a bar and a boutique?

That's called smart.

You need to put this
outside of your store.

- A bar?
- Yes.

Can I get a rum
and pineapple juice?

I think
I'm gonna do that too.

I'll have a margarita
on the rocks, no salt.

Okay, if I buy
some furnishings

for my new beach house,
can we leave one of your bags?

Sorry.
Whoa.

"My new beach house"?
Just back up one second.

I bought just a little,
tiny thing that I'm redoing.

Let me show you what
we're going to knock down.

- Okay.
- So there's a bathroom

in here.
- All right.

I mean, everything
basically is going.

And literally,
the beach is right there.

- That's beautiful.
- But for me...I know!

- That's great, Garcelle. Yeah.
- So exciting.

I mean, it's really gonna
be little, but I'm so excited.

It's yours,
and you worked for it.

- Yeah.
- Yes.

With the beach house, my idea
right now is the weekends

and maybe, you know,
family's in town or friends,

but I really want it
to be sort of communal.

I say that now.
[laughs]

Guys, it's time
to concentrate.

This is serious business.
- Okay.

[exciting music]

♪

Oh, my God.
I'm getting nervous.

It's too small,
and there's too many of you.

Get away.
- And we're here in the summer.

Look at this.

- I think it's gorgeous.
- So cute.

These are good caftans.

So cute.

I had my reservations
when I first got here.

There were a few ups and downs.

Now, I'm in my element.

Nothing like
a little retail therapy.

[raspingly]
Step right up.

Everybody, get your peanuts.

[hums carnival music]

- Step right up.
- Oh.

Is that that walk?
- That's your walk.

- This is real pretty too.
- Yeah.

That is...

- 5,000.
- $5,000.

This and the two rings.

You guys went too fast.
I was gonna buy y'all presents.

Oh, I haven't paid
for this one, Kyle.

- Okay, good.
- I have one just in mind.

- [laughs]
- Well, not that one.

I'm not buying $5,000 presents.

Don't be silly.

Are you kidding me?

How about a pair of pajamas?

What is the best price
for this ring?

It's the highest item
in the store.

- [laughs]
- That's the problem.

We're trying to get it lower.

I like the most expensive
thing in the store, usually.

- Crystals have powers.
- Yep, they do.

- 100%.
- Yeah.

It just happens.
It's a gift.

I'm gonna get it.
All right.

[upbeat music]

♪

- We can say that we surfed.
- Oh, sh**t.

I attempted it.
I didn't actually surf.

- No, we can say we surfed.
- Okay.

- There's Ms. Jenkins.
- Look at her walking in.

- Whoo!
- Hottie!

- Supermodel!
- Hottie on the beach!

Hottie on the beach!
Watch out!

- She looks great.
- I know. She looks great.

That pink Balenciaga.

We got beat up out there.
We did.

I got a scratch
to prove it, honey.

- Those are w*r wounds.
- Yeah, you got a w*r wound.

They went shopping.

They pussed out.
They went shopping.

Yeah.

So I have the hat,
the black bodysuit.



We should all go in
on this ring for me.

Dorit, this is you, right?

- Yes, please.
- Okay.

- And the hoops?
- You are...

yes, please.
- Okay.

- Oh, my.
- I thought we'd sit over here.

It's so cute.
- That is cute.

I'll do the margarita.

What do you guys think
about this?

- I see another baby coming.
- Nice.

- This is so cute.
- This was so fun.

Isn't this cute, Dorit?

- It's sexy.
- I think so, yeah.

You always do that, though.
You like the lingerie

with a jacket on top.
- I do.

I wear the jacket
with nothing.

Yeah. I...I do that too.

You know,
'cause I can do that.

But you have small boobs.

- I know.
- Yeah.

But it...
I think it looks okay.

I mean, last night,
they...you know,

they were really...
- They were out.

They were out.

Hi, ladies.

You're scaring me
with the dress.

Don't trip.

Oh, no.
That's gonna be the problem.

What I'm curious about
is that last night,

you had real strong feelings
with Crystal.

Do you feel okay?

We're at zero ground...

[quirky music]

Level.
- Ground zero?

- Whatever you say.
- Right.

Y'all know
I don't know these things.

I always get them mixed up.
- I don't know.

Ground level zero?

- Right now, you're at zero?
- Zero.

We're at zero.
We're at the beginning again.

Last night,
she did a complete 180.

She twists words sometimes.

I don't even think
it's about twisting words.

It's something else.

It's something bigger
than that.

[tense music]

Okay, Crystal.

Let's have
this hard conversation.

What is going on?

♪

Coming up...

I feel like
she makes you scared.

I'm not scared.

I am not scared of her.
I'm not scared of Erika.

Okay, Crystal.

What is going on?

She called you a liar
last night, Crystal.

You make up lies about your
friends behind their backs,

and you need to stop it.

She's never gonna stop
coming at her.

- Who, Sutton?
- Yeah, she's not.

I don't want conflict.

I know,
but she invited it.

She called you a liar
last night, baby.

- Aw.
- It's okay, Crystal.

I want you to fight
for yourself, baby.

It's okay, sweetie.

If you don't open your mouth,

you allow others
to fill in the story for you.

[dramatic music]

That's true.

And that is
what you cannot do.

We did talk about that.

I'm just trying
to do my best.

- I know. And you are.
- You are.

Crystal, you are
doing your best.

I don't care what the truth is,
but you know what I do know,

is that if you don't stand up
and fight for your side,

you will be run over.

♪

I feel like I'm working
not to lose at this point,

and I've never had that
in my life.

Like, I just can't...

Last night...

Don't be afraid
to stand up and say...

- That energy came at her.
- "You know what,

that's not okay."
- And I felt like...

I felt really like
I just wanted to hug her

'cause she felt like
a little girl.

- Yeah.
- It's okay.

You're gonna be all right.

I feel that Erika
is straight to the point.

She doesn't mince her words,

and I respond very well
to that.

You can't let someone
across the table say to you,

"You're a liar,"
and take it on the chin.

You live in LA.
It's not an easy city.

Girl, you're strong.
- Yes.

Crystal, she needs
to grow a pair of ba*ls.

You got to stand up
for yourself.

There's something about her
that I see that could be good.

Are you sure you're not
just trying to fix things

because you don't
want a problem

and that you're...
she makes you nervous?

- Absolutely not.
- That's how I feel.

I feel like
she makes you scared.

I'm not scared.
I am not scared of her.

I'm not scared of Erika.
I'm not scared of anyone.

No, but Erika's different.

Erika doesn't do things.
Erika will say things...

- Is reactive.
- Is reactive,

where Crystal, I feel like,
is more manipulative,

and it makes you more ner...
actually, she's scarier.

But I also want to help her.

- Help her be a better person?
- Yeah.

Friends don't do that
to friends.

They don't go behind
a friend's back and tell a lie.

- When you said last night...
- Yeah.

- About how you had heard...
- Mm-hmm.

That she's done that
with other friends...

- Mm-hmm.
- That was really powerful.

That was really powerful.
- I've heard it many times.

What I've heard from many,
many, many different friends

that I know that are
also friends of Crystal's,

this is her behavior pattern.

This is what she does
in friend groups.

She is wanting to be liked,
wanting the approval,

so she wants to look good,

and in doing that,
she has to make you look bad.

But if you truly
love yourself,

you don't need to hurt others.

I have heard about this group
of friends and this problem.

I have no intentions
of talking about it.

And while I do want
to give Crystal

the benefit of the doubt,

it's kind of matching up.

Look, when she says
you're a liar

and your group of friends...
that's not okay.

[somber music]

Crystal has told me
that she had a falling out

with, like, 14 of her friends.

She knows I know these girls.

I don't know all of them.

I mean, it's a lot
to be dropped by 14 friends.

I don't even have
.....ing 14 friends.

[laughs]

Calling me a liar is, like,

the worst thing
you can do to me.

Don't ever say I'm pretending,
'cause I'm not pretending.

I'm telling you the truth.
I don't remember saying that.

Don't ever say that
to me again.

- Okay.
- Don't [BLEEP] with me

like that.
You don't want that.

- Okay.
- Don't.

Don't ever, ever do that to me.

You ever call me a liar again,
I'm coming for you.

♪

And I've torn up a few people
over it.

But my point is,
I need another drink.

Go get a drink.
Go on.

Go with...go with Mama Erika.

So what does she gain
from that, though?

From throwing you
under the bus?

That's what I was trying
to figure out last night.

What was she gaining from
all this storm she created?

- She must have a lot of hurt.
- What she was gaining is

she was defending herself
to Garcelle,

trying
to win Garcelle's approval.

When you and Sutton
had your thing,

I felt like,
no matter what she said,

you were going to say,
"Are you that girl?"

There was a lot more said
that was very dark.

But she threw you
under the bus...

- She did.
- In order to get that.

Is it that she's wanting
to be liked by all of us,

and she wants to look like
a victim at the same time?

Yes.

We're gonna let go
of all of that,

and you're gonna be
in this moment,

and you'll be just okay.

- Yeah.
- Thanks. Oh, she needs limes.

- Limón. Thank you so much.
- Oh, whatever.

- And margarita spicy, right?
- Thanks so much...yes.

Please. A little spicy.
- Okay.

But you're gonna be
just fine.

And I'm not gonna let you quit.

I'm not gonna let you run away.

And you just
tell your truth, honey.

Do I think Erika is biased

because of her history
with Sutton?

For sure.

Just a little spicy, right?

Yes, just a little.
Not a lot.

I'm just, like,
an easy target.

- Not too spicy.
- No.

You're not an easy target.

But I do think
that her advice to me

comes from a very good place
and wanting to protect me.

Sutton can be relentless, and
I think she just doesn't want

to see me
get walked all over.

Cheers.

To your resolve.

Do you think she's going
to admit and say that,

"Okay, I created this whole
thing, and I'm sorry"?

'Cause by the way, if she did,
we'd all be great.

- Well, that's what I mean.
- Exactly.

But see, I can't do that.
- I know.

- That's up to her.
- That's up to her.

Coming up...

Was Crystal in a good mood?

Was she okay?
- No.

No, she cried
the entire time.

What was she saying?

What was the worst part
for her?

- Oh...
- [chuckles]

[laughter]

[lively music]

♪

Aah!

Is that a bug?

[gasps]
Oh, my God.

Aah!

Oh, my God. Aah!

Note to self:
Shut the door when you leave.

Next, it's gonna be an iguana.

[roars]

[tranquil music]

I think I still have
saltwater in my nose.

I didn't swallow water,
but somehow or another,

I ended up with sand
in my mouth.

Today was a nice distraction
for me, I would say.

- Yeah.
- Great distraction.

Yeah, you're doing...
yeah, you're doing good.

I came back to my room.
I had a nice cry.

Good. Good. Good.
That's therapeutic.

- Yeah, that's...
- What's your look tonight?

- My look tonight...
- Mm-hmm.

It's just, like,
a long, flowy, silk red.

- Lady in red.
- Ooh!

- And you're wearing?
- A sheer dress...

- That's right.
- And some mint pumps.

And some mint pumps.

- Mint.
- New 120s.

[line trilling]

- Hi.
- Hi.

What are you guys
doing together?

I'm all by myself.

She's right above me,
so I just come and hang out.

You were much smarter
to go shopping.

We got our asses kicked.

I don't need to do that.

Was Crystal in a good mood?

Was she okay?
- No.

No, she cried
the entire time.

After the surfing,
she cried, cried,

and cried, and cried, and
cried, and cried, and cried...

Listen to me.
Listen to me.

- Aw.
- It's okay.

It's your truth,
and that's that.

Crystal, wipe your nose.

She cried, and cried,
and cried, and cried,

and cried,
and cried, and cried.

I'm not kidding.
- We're not kidding.

I can relate
to ugly-crying in Punta Mina.

And now, I have
to .....ing deal with this.

And I never cry.
[BLEEP] you.

I mean, I just want to go home.

I just want to go home.

I want to go home.

Join the club, Crystal.

I give the baton.

What was she saying?

What was the worst part
for her?

- Oh...
- [laughs]

She's very emotional.

And maybe
she'll be fine at dinner,

but we saw her cry

for a long time.
- A long time.

I was with her a long time.

Like, I at least cried
through three margaritas

with her.

- b*tch.
- What? I did.

You didn't have three,
did you?

I had a lot.
[laughter]

Get your a*s over here
and help me iron, girls.

- Oh, no, I'm not very good.
- I don't know how to do that.

We're not very good ironers.

I have to go.
I've got to iron my outfit.

- Okay, bye. See you later.
- Bye.

Go.

♪

Maybe a little bit more
on top

and just do it higher.

- Like a liner?
- Yeah, just a little bit.

[iron hissing]

Ready?
One, two, three.

- [laughs]
- Okay.

What would I do without y'all?

Oh, man.
Guess I have to do both sides.

Sh...

[gentle music]

Hello, moon.

Hello, moon!

♪

- This is beautiful.
- Yeah.

Ah!

Hey, we're with them.

Ooh, yes, lady in red.
Get it.

- [chuckles]
- Oh, no.

- Hi, Rinna.
- Hello!

- Hi.
- Look you beautiful.

Thank you.
So do you!

- Wow.
- Wait, Rinna.

I want to tell you something.
- What?

I'm wearing these
in your mom's honor tonight.

- Oh! Birds!
- Aw, let me see.

- Oh.
- That's sweet.

- Oh, they're so beautiful.
- Let's see those.

- That is so pretty.
- I love that.

Thank you.
They're gorgeous.

I've seen birds all day.

Hi. Good night.
all: Hi.

- How are you?
- Good. How are you?

Excellent. Thank you.
all: Thank you.

Would you like to start
with something to drink?

- Oh, wow.
- Oh, yeah!

I'm sorry, but this vision.
- Oh!

all: Wow.
- [laughs]

You guys look great.
- Wow!

Gorgie, gorgie, gorgie.

Wow!

I love this.
all: Hi!

- Gorgeous.
- Wow.

Thank you.
Hummingbirds for you.

- She wore them as well.
- She's got birds in her ears.

Lois would totally love

that my friends
were representing her

through fashion,
especially earrings,

'cause Lois loved
a fancy earring.

Loved it.

Diana, you're giving me
Brigitte Bardot vibes.

- Yes.
- Yes!

Look at, with this hair.

Have you guys seen her book,
"Room 23"?

all: No.
- It's really sexy.

So beautiful, this book.

What is it?
Tell me.

Diana, do you want to tell
the story about the book?

Yeah.

She did the beautiful book
called "Room 23."

That's the one you were in!

- Yes.
- So that was my book.

It's such a sex-positive,
woman-positive.

Yeah.
I look in there.

I was like, everybody's naked.
I was like, right on.

Tell it again.
We forget things.

I don't particularly want to
talk about the book tonight,

because it took a lot of money,

a lot of time to achieve
what I did, but it backfired.

Ready to order?

All these rumors started.

It was like a offense
of my character.

Oh, come on.

It's honestly so ridiculous
that I can't even believe

that actually
it could have caught on.

Did you think
that, like, you know...

that she didn't want
to talk about the book?

- Yeah.
- Oh.

She doesn't want
to have the conversation?

It's very, very dangerous.

All you need to do is leak
a bunch of fake rumors,

and you can actually
destroy somebody's life.

It was just
a very painful time,

but truth revealed.

Everybody knows now.

- Oh, my God, look at this.
- What's happening here?

Wait, what is this?
- What's happening?

Can I have your attention,
please?

- Yes.
- Hi.

- Oh.
- Ceremony?

If I can have all
of your attention...

- Oh.
- Okay.

- Great.
- Thank God!

Where have you been
all our lives?

- Oh.
- What is it?

- Okay.
- To cleaning the energy.

Whatever it takes.
I'm gonna down the drink.

I'm gonna pour it on my head.

I will do anything.
I'll bathe in it.

Like, I need
to cleanse this energy badly.

[low chimes]

I highly doubt
this will cleanse the energy

and we'll have a good dinner,
but I'm here for the try of it.

Why not?
- Yeah.

There's not enough sage
in all the Sageville

to cleanse this place.

[low chimes]

[blowing on conch shell]
- Aah!

Oh, my God.

The [BLEEP]?
[laughter]

Are you kidding me?

[blowing on conch shell]

Oh, my goodness gracious.
Great ba*ls of fire.

- Gracias.
- Thank you so much.

- Gracias. Yeah.
- Thank you.

I did not expect it.

Did that scare anyone else,

or was it just me
that screamed?

You both really jumped.

So what did you guys do
after surfing?

Uh, we chatted,

talked on the beach,
the four of us.

On anything interesting?

Yeah, we talked
about last night.

- Oh.
- That's fun.

- And what about last night?
- And?

We talked about Crystal,
and I said,

you know, for Sutton
to say that you're a liar

in your friend group...
you didn't say anything.

I said, if it were me,

I would have asked
who said that.

Of course Erika's
not gonna like what I said.

[tense music]

I could say

that I had a conversation
with Jesus Himself,

and Erika would not like it.

Ah, this is gonna be
a fun dinner.

♪

Coming up...

- I'm a very good person...
- You told us that already.

And we know that.
- Yeah, I'm gonna say it again.

- How is that helping...
- I'm going to say it again!

[dramatic musical sting]

[pensive music]

♪

Last night,
when you said, at the table...

you said, "Crystal, you've
talked about other people,"

and there's a group of friends.

- Yeah.
- Now, that pricked my ears...

- Yeah.
- Because I'm thinking,

who is this group of friends,

and what have they told you
about Crystal.

- Well, I...
- And hold on.

- Yes. Okay.
- And then, one more thing.

How does that fit in here?

Because I think

when you have a reputation

for doing this...

[tense music]

Okay, I guess
my question is...

♪

I know this of you.

- What does that mean?
- You've heard of this.

It's the same thing
that you did to me.

But you heard this.

- I have heard this.
- You don't know this of me.

You've heard it.
- I've heard it.

- Yeah. Okay.
- Yes.

Sutton has no idea
what happened with my friends.

In fact, she's never met them
and doesn't know them,

so I don't want to breathe
life into the fact that, like,

there's these people who...

that she found out that
I'm lying, 'cause I don't lie.

And other people at this
table have heard it as well.

We've heard it.

Are you willing to say
who told you?

Well, they're not sitting
at this table, though.

Yeah, but then
why bring it up at all?

[music swells]

Crystal was very upset today.

- Crystal was.
- For a very long time.

- For a very long time.
- Very long time.

♪

She said to me that
she feels like an easy target.

Why are you a target?

That's
what we were saying today.

- Oh, you were?
- Yes.

And she also feels like
anything she says

is never going
to be good enough.

Oh, please.

I'm sorry, ladies.
I am not buying this.

You just don't like Sutton.

Just be honest.

This is...
look, I'm not being...

And we don't need
to talk for her.

She told me.

Y'all could have been
talking about a lot of things,

Lisa and Erika.

Like, I don't know, Lisa,
why don't you ask Erika

where she is on
all of her legal stuff.

Why didn't y'all
talk about that?

Well, Crystal,
speak up for yourself.

If you don't feel like...
if you feel like

something's happening...
- But I did that last night.

I said, you know, if I...

Because when you stay quiet,

it makes it feel like
we're ganging up on you.

I totally understand

that sometimes my choice
of words is, like, confusing.

And that's on me.
And I'm sorry.

Like, I'm really trying.

When you keep
attacking my character...

You're gonna
attack my character...

- No.
- Which is untrue.

Okay,
then I will apologize for that.

I will apologize
for what I said last night

about hearing that
and having hearsay.

Rumors.

That was unfair.

Okay?

- Yeah.
- That, I will take back.

But I will not take back

that you have done this
repeatedly to me,

and I need for you
to stop that.

I understand
how you feel, and...

No, I need for you
to stop that,

and I need for you to tell me
that you're going to stop that.

- I think she's trying.
- Yeah.

- I think she's trying.
- "I understand how you feel"

is not saying
"I'm going to stop it."

- Let her finish, though.
- Erika, you're bugging

the sh... out of me.
- Why?

Because,
why are you all in this?

Like, let them figure it out.

Why shouldn't I be in this?

I think Erika is tired
of talking about Erika.

Last year, she didn't talk
about anybody's stuff.

She was focused on her.

This year, she's making up
for lost time, honey.

She is talking
about everybody else

and getting all in the mix.

Moving forward in our
friendship is important to me.

And you're not going
to do that to me again.

Yeah, I can say that. Yeah.

- Then say it.
- Yes.

I just said it. Yes.
- I know.

But you need to say it out loud

so everyone can hear

you're not going
to do that to me again...

I'm not gonna do that
to you again.

So that I can trust you.

I just...Sutton,
I just said it very clearly,

and it's genuine.

I would take that.

I do want to be friends.

I genuinely really like you.

[hopeful music]

Last night, you said
you hated me and then liked me.

- Excuse me.
- And then, you said...

and I said...
- That's not what I said.

I heard it.
You said,

"I hate you.
I like you."

I did hear that.
- No.

- I like Crystal.
- It comes down to trust.

I like her.

As much as I hate her,
I like her.

I said "I hate what you did
to me," not "I hate you."

No, I heard you.
I heard it.

What I was saying was...

I brought
to everybody's attention.

Here she goes
with the clumsy words again.

"I hate you.
I like you."

What I'm just witnessing is
a bacon-eating vegetarian.

She just
contradicted herself again.

And I'm just realizing

that there is lot more to her
than I thought,

and not in a good way.

Here's the thing, Diana.

I'm a good person. I...
- I didn't say you're not.

You need to let me finish
for a second.

Girl, I've been
listening to you, like, a lot,

and I'm trying
to find a solution that...

You need to let me
finish my sentence, please.

Do I need to, or...

I'm going to finish
what I'm saying.

I'm a very good person...
- You told us that already.

And we know that.
- Yeah, I'm gonna say it again.

- How is that helping...
- I'm going to say it again

until you can hear me.
- Sutton. Sutton.

Sutton, wait. Hold on.
- No.

You're putting your finger
in her face.

She's just asking.

Her reaction is shocking.

Embarrassing.

To turn on somebody
who's trying to help you is...

it's really not
a normal behavior,

not are if you are
a stable person.

She's trying to help
and diffuse the situation.

Okay, "diffuse the situation"
because I...

This is actually really good,
'cause she told me

on our first lunch together

that she doesn't respond well
to yelling,

she doesn't like violence.

I don't mind confrontation.
I don't like screaming.

I just don't like that.

So you just screamed at me.

I gotta take a break.

Okay, take a little minute.
Go to the bathroom.

Do you need someone
to go with you?

Yeah.

[tense music]

♪

I just, like,
want a .....ing break.

I want a break. No, off.
- No.

Wait, hold on. Hold on.
- Uh-uh. Nope.

I want a .....ing break.

No, no.
- Hold on, Sutton.

Sutton. Sutton, look, it's
not even that big of a deal.

- Yes, it is.
- Take a breath.

Take a breath.
Sutton, take a breath.

I just, like,
want a .....ing break.

I want a break. No, off.
- No.

Wait, hold on. Hold on.
- Uh-uh. Nope.

I want a .....ing break.
No, no.

It's not even
that big of a deal.

Take a breath.
Sutton, take a breath.

I'm trying to be calm

'cause I don't want
to look crazy.

Listen to me, last night
was worse, and you kept calm.

Keep it together
like you did last night.

Whatever aggression,
she was taking it out on you.

It was very misdirected.

And in the way
you were saying it,

it actually felt extremely
genuine and very kind,

in a very...what's the matter?

Are you kidding me?

This is the most vulnerable
I've been

in a...in many, many years.

I'm full of hormones.

When you're hormonal
and when you have

all those post-pregnancy
hormones breastfeeding,

you're a little bit
more vulnerable...

softer, I guess.

She's genuinely
trying to help.

I think that was a lot.
I'm sorry.

I usually like to appear
like I got it together,

even if I don't.

- Hold your head high.
- I lost it for a second.

And now I'm fine.
- Okay.

You did nothing wrong, Diana.

- I love you.
- I love you.

Oh, good Lord.

I can't.
I just can't.

Everybody's just way too much.
I cannot.

I'm eating my artichoke.

You can't accept
any of that energy.

You're just trying to do
the right thing, honey.

Hey, look.

We're good.
- No, it's not.

I'm sorry.

Okay? Yeah?

I'm sorry for losing my cool.
- No worries. No worries.

She started crying.

Well, I'm sorry.
I lost my cool.

It's just a very heated topic.
- Yeah, I get it.

You know.
- And I'm sorry.

- No, babe, it's all good.
- Okay?

All good.
It's, like, just...

- It's a lot.
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Do you have any makeup
in your bag?

- No. Let's go to the bathroom.
- Let's go to the bathroom.

- Do you have any in your bag?
- Let's go. Yeah.

You guys, I know you had
a moment with Crystal today

and she was crying...
- She was.

But you have to understand

that she put herself
in that position.

What I don't like is I feel
like Crystal just takes it

and she sort of caves in...

her body language,
the whole thing...

and it makes it feel like
we're coming for her

as opposed
to her standing up for herself.

That's a victim card.
I'm sorry.

She wants it to be like that.

Well, that's exactly
what I feel.

Really?
Do both of you think that?

- Yeah, it's intentional.
- I do.

It feels intentional.
- Okay.

Crystal wants our sympathy,

and, to me,
that tells me

she doesn't really
feel comfortable in the group

and maybe that's the best way
to get our attention.

Guess what?
It's not.

Do you guys really believe
that that girl, Crystal,

is that manipulative?

Because basically
that's what you're both saying.

Well, what do you believe,
now that you have the facts?

I don't think she's ever
been challenged like this

in any other peer group.
- Right. Exactly.

No. Well, maybe it was the


Do you believe
those 14 friends over her?

I didn't
until I saw this behavior.

When you hear something like
that about someone you know,

I let it go in one ear
and out the other

because it's hearsay

and you don't know for sure
what's true.

But 14 friends drop you
like a hot potato?

You must have done
a little something wrong.

Now, that gives credibility
to what I've been hearing.

And what were you hearing?

'Cause I really don't know
what the...

That she does stuff
like this.

- Okay. Okay.
- That she's not to be trusted.

'Cause it's not
black and white.

It's murky intentionally...

You look perfect.
I promise.

- They're coming here.
- To get everyone...

I'm just gonna tell you
they're walking toward you,

so I'm not gonna let you,
like, not say something

you don't want to be heard.

She said, "I will not do that
to you ever again."

- I know. Right.
- And now, we need to move on.

- We need to move on now.
- No, I take it. We're...

Don't say "we're great,"
"we're friends."

Please don't say that.
- That's bullsh...

Are we talking
about our friendship?

Yeah, we're just...
we're back to base level,

and we're gonna grow
from there.

- Okay.
- I will tell you this, though.

You will get past
whatever this is.

- Yeah.
- And you just gotta stick up

for yourself,
and gotta be yourself.

No, I did hear Crystal say
tonight, "I'm sorry."

To me, it felt genuine.

- Yeah.
- And I think you accept it.

I'm willing to start over
and really build a friendship,

because I want to.
- Yeah.

[muffled]
Lovely.

[laughter]

Rinna, shut up.

Bullsh...

- No, but I love that.
- "Lovely."

You're like,
"I don't care about anything."

"Lovely."

[laughter]

Next time

on "The Real Housewives
of Beverly Hills"...

Sutton talking to you
like that really threw you off.

I was really surprised
that that's how she came at me.

She could have
gotten head-butted.

Denise is coming to my party,

and I can't believe
you're not gonna be there.

I did reach out to Denise
about a month ago.

[ambient music]

Welcome to your boat.

♪ Tequila, cerveza, fiesta

I got stung by jellyfish.

- She jumped off the boat?
- She got stung by a jellyfish.

- Oh, sh**t.
- Do you want me to pee on her?

Like, I'd probably get

some kind of fetish sh...
out of it.

- What?
- Yeah, you heard me right.

Oh, my God.
I'm lit.

Erika's mud pie messy.

Is she alive?

Like, seriously.

Oh, my God.