12x15 - Disco Inferno

[bunniefuu]

Previously on "The Real
Housewives of Beverly Hills"...

I'm glad you have Sheree
because I think

Sutton is a liability for you.

- Really?
- Yes.

- No, I don't.
- And you know what?

[BLEEP] you.

Get out of my house.
If you're gonna talk

like this, you should leave.

Lisa blew up at me.

Do you want to resolve it?

Do you want it to be over with?

This is on her.

It's not on me.

I want to eat a meal
and, like, be okay with it.

I mean, she told me
she's vomiting every day.

What? She said that?

And I had asked her
if she had

ever sought professional help.

And she said no.
- Hi, Garcelle.

Hi.

You look beautiful.

That's super cool.

The charity
is Homeless Not Toothless,

as I've told you.
- What is it called?

Homeless Not Toothless.

That's great.

My pain is not about Sutton.

I'm trying to figure out
how to live without my mom.

And I don't know how to do it.

You guys, I'm so sorry.

Okay. [sighs]

[somber music]

♪

I did not think I was
gonna be crying tonight.

But I actually am very
grateful that it came.

What's wrong with all of us?

Leave it
to Melissa Etheridge.

Okay, everyone.
Let's lighten the mood,

even for 30 seconds,

so we can sing Happy Birthday
to Kyle Richards.

[cheers and applause]

Kyle, we love you.

Happy birthday, my darling.

This is our chance to be able
to wish you a happy birthday.

Let's sing together.
- Yes.

- Yay, in C minor.
- 1, 2, 3.

all: ♪ Happy birthday to you

♪ Happy birthday to you

♪ Happy birthday, dear Kyle

♪ Happy birthday to you

[cheers and applause]

Well, we put on a beautiful
dinner party, all dressed up.

So far we've had rage,
tears, laughter.

And at this point in the night,

I'm looking for a little bit
more laughter.

Happy birthday.

Now what?

What do you want now?

Just...Kathy's like,
what's next?

[laughter]

I'm reversing into
a New York Stock...

it's public company with my
new real estate business,

which is crypto-based
blockchain.

How is the crypto...

It's too complicated.

If I told you, I'd
have to k*ll you.

You guys have zero
interesting things going on.

- Zero interesting...
- You are looking...

You have nothing interesting.

You are looking, Mo,
at a conceptual genius, mate.

You have nothing
interesting...

What you've got to understand
is, as much as you are

the king of real estate,
you're gonna have to

now bow to the emperor.

Of what?

Of real estate.

Oh, okay.

Just saying, mate.

I thought you were
the king of rock.

I like that.

Thank you all for being
here for me in this moment.

Because the moment I was having
with Sutton across the table,

that is what triggered it.

Why is it your .....ing
problem and not Garcelle?

Hold on.

That's the answer I want.

When I get it,
I will let it the [BLEEP] go.

I didn't like that
at all either.

Listen, I think there's
a lot of other things

going on in this group
that take a little bit more

to get to.

I think there's other issues
going on deeper.

So what is the deeper stuff?

I think you guys can get up.

Oh, do you guys
want to leave?

We're not saying that,
like you need to go.

We're saying don't...
- We don't care.

Okay.

I'm just having dessert.

I want to address
my eating disorder.

- Yes, please.
- Okay.

So Rinna and Diana came over
a couple of days ago.

And I saw Sutton yesterday.

And we were talking
about the wine party,

about my eating disorder.

You guys maybe thought
I never saw anyone.

I've seen someone
since I was 13.

Do you think you're seeing
the right people to help you

with this, if that's the case?
[indistinct chatter]

I spent hours today
interviewing different people.

I talked to Rinna yesterday,
sent me...

I've sent her...yeah.

Yeah, different,
very specific people.

Look, my hope for Crystal
is that she finds a way

to effectively deal
with her eating disorder

so that she can enjoy her life.

Go get someone
that can help you.

Put this to bed.

Be done with it.

I'm on it.

I'm on the journey.
- Good.

Anything else we need
to clear up, while we're here?

Yeah, well,
I had a rough day on Saturday.

You did?

Yeah.

I didn't really like
being called

a friend with liabilities.

I don't like that...
that I've been called

a liability as a friend.

I don't like that at all.

And you know what?

If you felt like that,
you can tell me that.

Don't tell her that.

I think of myself
as a good friend.

But there's something that has
happened to me that I haven't

talked to you all about.

And it's something about
friends with liabilities.

I did get called

by an attorney

about Tom and Erika's...

one of the lawsuits
that you're involved with.

- For what?
- What?

What did you get called for?

- Witness?
- To what?

Because the attorney thought
that I had information.

I received a letter
from an attorney

who is involved in a lawsuit
with the Girardis.

They want information
from me that I don't even have.

So whatever.

I'm not getting subpoenaed.

I'm not going to Chicago.

I mean, Chicago's
a nice town and all.

Was that like a subpoena,
a deposition?

It wasn't...
it wasn't a subpoena yet

because I hired a litigator
to answer questions.

Attorneys are not cheap.

And you know who knows that?
The Girardis.

I know what they're
gonna ask you.

What?

Sutton, you said that one
of Tom's former partners

left the firm because of shady
business practices.

That was a rumor
that I had heard.

- Yes.
- You said that sh...

You're like, that's a rumor.

They're gonna ask you,
what was that?

What I've learned is Erika

has a lot of lawsuits
in front of her.

Yes.

My point is more,
you were a liability

to all of us last year.

I don't want my name
in an article

that's associated with this.

So you're not worried
about the legalities.

You're worried about
your reputation.

- I'm worried about both.
- Oh.

That's why
you are a liability and not me.

You've proven that.

It's not my fault.
I told you to be quiet.

No, I didn't.

I told you to be quiet.

No, you didn't.

Would you like to get sued?

[tense music]

No.

If you want to talk
about someone,

and you think that that person

isn't gonna come after you,
think again.

Do you feel that
because they targeted you

and came after you
and nobody else in this group...

Right. No one else.

Is because you
were the only one...

- I have no idea.
- That was questioning Erika.

She wasn't the only one.

Did you guys share
everything, like,

in terms of both on the house,

both on finances.

All of that is kept
very far away from me.

Holy sh...

When you're reading about

the victims and the orphans
and the...

that's very hard to digest.

How do you think I feel?

- Everybody was like, wait.
- Right.

Do you know where
that money is coming from?

Was it a loan?

Was that over time?

Right, so...

That was the biggest...

I had that question as well.

She wasn't the only one.

And I'm not being
her bodyguard.

Can I just say something?

I feel like out of
all the women here,

you're the most guarded one.

Like, how did we get from
liability to lawyers to me?

- That's where we started, no?
- No.

What do you want to know,
Diana?

I really, really like you.

But I feel like,
for your friendship,

I had to work extra hard.

And I got nowhere.

And then I go, like,
well, why am I doing it

when she's shutting me down
every single time?

At your Christmas party,
I was leaving.

I came and said goodbye.

And you said to me, I feel
like we got on the wrong foot.

- I really...I do apologize.
- Thank you for that.

I always feel like
there's a part of Garcelle...

I see it in your eyes
that you like me.

- Yeah. Yeah.
- Deep down.

So you can't say
that I shut you down

because I was also open
in that conversation.

Yeah, but I haven't
seen you since though.

Well, I haven't seen you
since either.

When did she try
to get to know me?

She trashes me in a group text.

She comes to my birthday party,
and she's a total b*tch.

Google me if you want
to get to know me.

Google me.

Do you hear her?

Do you hear
where she's coming from?

[scoffs]

Just for a second.

What do you hear?
What do you hear her say?

[laughter]
- I think she's...

I think she's sad

and in pain about whatever
happened between you two.

I'd just like to know you
better differently.

I would like
to know you better

differently as well, Diana.

That's all I'm saying.

How do you feel
about that, Rinna?

[tense music]

♪

I feel good about it, Garcelle.

But why do you have to say it
like that?

Because the way
you said it to me.

Like, why didn't you say,
Diana, do you hear Garcelle?

Because I think
you're defensive.

And I don't hear her
being defensive.

So I go, Garcelle...
- Why am I defensive?

- Why are you defensive?
- Why...you tell me.

You seem to know everything.

You tell me.

Fear.

What am I fearful of?

Well, that is something
that you have to ask yourself.

I think we all have fear.

- Amen.
- You know?

And I think that
when we come from love,

we don't come
from that defensive place.

So I go, why...

You're telling me
about coming from love?

- Yeah, I am.
- That's bullsh...

I don't really know if Rinna
is in the position to say

"come from love" after she was
just screaming her head off.

Why is it your .....ing
problem and not Garcelle's?

Why is it your .....ing problem?

Hold on. Hold on.

We don't have to go
to that level.

I mean, you kind of have
to practice what you preach.

Just once in a while,
I'd like somebody to go,

oh, you know what?

Garcelle is right.

Just once in a while.
- Garcelle, you are right.

No, not about right,
it's not about right.

- I'm just saying...
- I know.

You just want
to feel supported.

Yes, that's all I'm asking.

I don't know
what's happening.

But I totally agree
with Garcelle.

[laughter]

We're good, Kyle.

You girls
are out of your mind.

You ready to go home?
- I am.

Take me out of here.

[laughs]

Coming up...

How many people do you think
you guys want

at the wedding?
- No idea.

You guys, I'm not gonna be
a high maintenance...

You're not gonna be
a bridezilla?

[upbeat music]

♪

Hi.

How's it going?

I'm switching
your drinks out.

Thank you.

I appreciate that.

Oh, nice.

Breaking out the good stuff.

That's your favorite, right?

It is. Cheers.

Are you drinking?

Oh, yeah.

They're both for me.

I wouldn't mind. Cheers.

Happy weekend.

- Happy weekend.
- Oh, man.

It's good.
- Right?

- Yes.
- It's really good.

So how was...
how was last night for you?

Well, it started fun.

Right.

And then I saw
Rinna screaming.

And then I was
talking about when

Rinna and Diana were here.

And then I stopped by
Sutton's store the other day.

Yeah.

They both told
me that, you know,

the girls had been talking
about my eating disorder.

Why...
why did they bring it up?

Why were they talking about it?

Well, because, you know,

when I posted
a couple of months ago,

just sort of like,
I'm struggling today, you know.

So they were concerned because
they saw...they saw the post.

And they were like,
we didn't know how bad it was.

Right.

But I'm like, why would you?

Honestly, I was
sort of surprised

the way you posted about it
too because you don't always...

- Talk about it.
- You don't talk about it.

You know, you always,
sort of, hold it inside.

And you carry yourself
as if everything is okay.

The truth really
is this group,

they want me to get help.

But I don't want them
to push a timeline on me.

No.

That I have to do this
to make them feel better.

Then I'm okay.
- You don't.

But I feel a little bit
of pressure from them.

And I don't want
to do it for them.

Of course not.

And I feel like I
have to answer to them.

You don't.

And that...you shouldn't...
that should not

be what you focus on.

The truth is you should
focus on yourself.

And if there's
something that you

can do to make it better
for yourself,

then you owe it to yourself
to do that.

[somber music]

[sobbing]

♪

Like, I want to be recovered
from this more than anyone.

I'm just...I'm not used to it.

Yeah.

I don't want people
to, like, pressure me.

No.

When someone just assumes
that it's so easy,

you know, it just makes you
feel like you're failing.

And I'm not.

I'm not failing.

I'm trying.

Maybe it's time
to actually go find somebody

to talk to about this.

Okay.

Okay?

[whispering indistinctly]

[laughter]

Have some wine.

Let's drink to it.

[laughter]

Hello.

Hello, hello.

Hi, honey.

Look how cute you look.

Look how cute you are.

You look like a little doll.

[indistinct chatter]

- Hi, how are you?
- Good.

How are you?
- Long time no see.

I know, right?
It's been...

[indistinct chatter]
- Do you want a glass of wine?

- No, I'm good.
- Are you sure?

Are you sure because, like...

I know.

I love that.

I'm happy you stopped by.

I was just talking
about the eating disorder.

Well, I mean, you
know, I'm always gonna say

if I feel strong
about something,

whether I'm asked or not.

I really feel, truthfully,
that, A, the girls love you.

They are coming
in a...from a very

good place in their heart.

But we're not lawyers.

We're not doctors.

We're not therapists.

And it's just, to me,
I don't think

that you should feel
the pressure of having

to answer all the questions.

And it's okay to be strong
and say, you know what?

Yes, I have an issue.

And I'm working on it.

And that's really between
me, myself, and I.

See, Rob, we've been friends
for so long.

Do you have a cr*cker?

[quirky music]

Yes, what do you want?

- I just...I'm a little hungry.
- Oh, my God.

Well, we've got
this whole beautiful basket

that just arrived today.
- Yeah.

Just something to nibble on.

Some almonds, perhaps?

- Yeah, whatever.
- Crackers.

That's you.
- Good.

Would you like some cheese
with those crackers?

- Just a little bit.
- Are you a blue cheese person?

- No.
- Gouda?

- Mm-hmm.
- Okay.

Do you have a Diet Coke
or something?

Yes.

A little napkin.

Would you like it in a glass?

- Sure.
- I love this.

You come over, and we eat.

I drive all the way here.

This is all I get,
a couple of nuts?

A couple of nuts
and some cheese and crackers?

[laughter]

[upbeat music]

♪

What is this from Garcelle?

Ooh, wow.

Look at this from Garcelle.

Oh, wow.

That's beautiful.

Look at that bottle.

Honey,
these are from Kris Jenner.

Did you see the ones
that I got you right there?

These are so beautiful, honey.

Thank you. I love you.

Happy birthday, my love.

You look beautiful.
- Thank you.

So I'm opening up
a bottle of 1999 Dom

for the turn of the century.

It was the oldest one
I could find.

I couldn't find anything
your age.

[laughter]

Cheers.

Thank you, honey.

Hi, cute woman.

Hello.

Look at us, all cute.
- Ooh.

You want some champagne?

Yes.

Where are your pajamas?

I don't own pajamas.

I bought them all
for you guys for Christmas.

I would either have to
be naked or like this.

You can wear your boxers.

Oh, look at Portia.

Mom, this is not from me.
Guys, stop.

This is not from me.

Who's that from?

This is from Sofia,
not from me.

But I just wrapped it for her.

Happy birthday, mom.

You're my favorite person
in the world.

[laughter]

I hope you have fun
with your new...skates?

Oh, my God.

You guys...oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Those are so cute.

Those are so beautiful.

Oh, my God.

I'm so excited.

This is so fun.

I have to remember how
to use my toe stoppers.

Move.
- Smokey.

Smokey.

Mom, why are you
so good at that?

I used to compete.

I'm telling you.

You used to compete?

Oh, my God, whoa.

At the roller skating place,
I used to race.

We'd go, like, during the week.

And I would always win.

As a little girl,
I feel like I never didn't

have roller skates on my feet.

There was this place that
my sisters and I used to go to

with kids from "Diff'rent
Strokes" and "Facts of Life,"

all the Jackson family.

It was my favorite thing to do.

And I was really good at it.

Hi, guys.

Oh, my God.

- Hi.
- Happy birthday.

Oh, oh.

Oh, my gosh!

Look at those roses.

I grew them in my garden.

[laughter]

That is unbelievable.

Wow.

Happy birthday.

Thank you.

I know that, for me,
I felt intimidated

going into Mauricio's
family, knowing

that they were not
pro Kyle and Mauricio,

especially the grandparents.

I wasn't Jewish, divorced
with a child and an actress.

So now when I think of my
daughters meeting somebody,

I don't ever want them
to feel like that.

You guys, the food's ready.

Food's ready.

Your favorite,
Joe's stone crab.

We're doing a little pasta,
a little salad.

All right.

Well, a loving happy birthday.

Bon appétit.

[tapping]

This is one of my
favorite meals.

Me too.

Hey, you guys,
what are you thinking,

time-wise, for the wedding?

I was hoping for maybe
sometime in the fall.

Getting married
in the desert in La Quinta

would be gorgeous.

[upbeat music]

I remember going through
my wedding process

and getting very annoyed
at times.

There were so many people,
you know,

throwing in their two cents.

It was driving me crazy.

I don't need some, like,
huge, big ordeal situation.

My family was Catholic.

My husband's family was Jewish.

There was a whole thing
about the chuppah and people

wearing kippahs/yarmulkes.

And my family was like,
why do we have to wear those?

And I can remember thinking
I just want to plan this

myself and not have so
many people weighing in.

You guys, I'm not gonna be
high maintenance

at all about this.

You're not gonna be
a bridezilla?

No.

Who do you think
will be more zilla?

Bridezilla or groomzilla?

- Bridezilla.
- Yeah?

You sure?

Positive?

[laughter]

Famous last words.

[laughter]

Coming up...

Yes, I know, I'm difficult.

Especially
when you're arguing.

I know.
I like to debate.

And I like to be right.

[laughter]

[upbeat music]

♪

I've never been here.

I love it here.

In all the years
I've lived here.

I've only been here one time.

This is nice.

Thank you.

Oh, how nice.

I'll pull mine out myself.

Just...

- It's pretty.
- Thank you.

Your welcome.

Thank you.

Well, hi.

Hello.

- How are you?
- I'm good.

How are you?

So far, so good.

We just did the cutest thing.

We shot for People magazine.

And we did something
for the couples issue.

- Adorable.
- It was really fun.

It was cute.

So what...and you're
feeling good, today?

- Good today.
- It's a day-by-day thing.

It's a day-by-day thing.

I really didn't expect
to have that breakdown.

I got to be honest. You know,

I have to say,
it was probably really

important to get it out.

I'm trying to figure out
how to live without my mom.

[sobs]
And I don't know how to do it.

I don't know how to do it.

I'm doing the best I can.

I think what precipitates
being hurt and pain, for me,

is the anger.

Right now, Sutton seems to be

the trigger for that for me.

That's what's...you know,
and maybe for you too.

You think?

But that's what triggers me,
you know?

Would you like to grab
a c*ck, glass of wine?

Can I have an Arnold Palmer?
Do you make...do you have that?

Sure.
Yeah, of course.

Oh, I will have that too.

Should we get a charcuterie?
- Yeah.

- Let's get a charcuterie.
- That'd be nice.

Thanks so much.
- Of course.

I'll leave one menu
for you guys.

Besides my breakdown
the other night,

why did she have to say that
about you, in that moment?

Why did she choose to say that
in that moment?

Well, she...she said that.

She said,
"You call me a liability

when actually you are."

And I said, "No,
your mouth is a liability."

Obviously, she was contacted by
somebody but did not tell me,

and then chose to keep that,
and then throw it out

in a public forum.

See, because
that's what she does.

And then there are moments
where, you know what?

She's kind of fun.
- You know what?

I...there are moments
when I really like her.

And we have
a very nice connection.

- And then she flips.
- And I always say that.

But at the end of the day,
she pokes the bear.

And she just
is her own worst enemy.

She really is.

Charcuterie...

Oh, yay.

So what else is happening?

I don't know.

Oh, we got
my Rinna Beauty party.

It's gonna be the disco '70s.

- I love that.
- So we'll have fun.

Last year, there was gonna be

a big, huge launch party
for Rinna Beauty.

And it ended up
in Crystal's backyard.

- Hi.
- Hi.

Oh, my God.

This is so beautiful.

This year, we're gonna
have a big, huge launch.

COVID, again, re-hit.

You have to be creative
in the time of COVID.

I'm kind of looking
forward to it.

I'm feeling Jerry Hall,
Studio 54.

I was thinking maybe
jumper vibes.

Go with your gut.

I want to see
what everybody comes up with.

We have a venue.

And we have a theme.

So it's a little bit uplifted,

but it's the same
- ing people.

[laughs]

We deserve a good time.

We do.

We need some fun.

In the midst of it all,
after I've torn everybody...

You haven't
torn anybody down.

I've been a little hard
on Sutton.

[laughs]

[upbeat music]

♪

Hi.

How are you?

Oh, no.

Yeah.

Have I seen her?

I don't know.

I was trying to...

she has only come out
maybe once, or maybe once.

- Oh, she's very pretty.
- Thank you.

It's the new Birkin.

I love...

It's more structured
like the Kelly.

Thank you for my present, again.

I really love that.
- Oh.

I really love it.

Those are old golf sweaters.

I know.

So these are
old golf sweaters.

She did pockets on them.

I love it.

It's a little groovy, anyway.

Good evening, ladies.

What is your
most buttery chardonnay?

I have a Patz & Hall
chardonnay from Sonoma.

Okay.

What are you having?

Um, can I get Ketel One
on the rocks?

And do you have
grapefruit juice?

Yes, I do, fresh squeezed.

Oh, that's perfect.

Can I get that on the side?
- Of course.

Thank you.

Thank you so much.
So how are you feeling today?

You feel good?

I feel good today. What?

You really threw everyone
for a loop

with that comment about Erika.

For me, it wasn't
about the legality stuff.

It was about calling me
a liability as a friend.

The fact that she used that
word, I found it ironic.

I found it hypocritical.

I thought that Erika
and Sutton were heading

into a better direction.

And now Sutton drops this b*mb.

She takes no
accountability for it.

And that really bugs me.

Sutton, I love you.

But you are definitely
stirring up sh...

What was it? A letter?
Or an email? I don't get it.

It was a letter.
It was a letter.

My attorney, my personal
attorney, received a letter.

Was it they wanted
you to go to court?

I don't understand.

They wanted to call me
as a third party witness.

Oh, okay.

They wanted to call you
as a third party witness

for the prosecution.

There's so many different
cases that they have

against them right now.

So I'm not gonna talk
about which case it was

because I'm not involved.

But here's what bothers me.

There's a woman in this group

that put us all
in a bad position.

And y'all don't want
to talk about it.

All you do is defend her.

Ah...first of all,
why are you acting

like you're on the defensive
with me?

You got all these things
you don't let people

finish their sentence,
and it really...

I'm just...I'm trying
to make it very clear

that the two things
are very, very different.

You can get so defensive when
I come and just ask questions.

I...well...I mean,
can you give me a second?

Can you give me a minute?
- No.

Nobody's got time for that.

I know.

I got a date tonight.

- What is this date situation?
- I don't know.

He's kind of cute.

Do you think
it's good to show up

with, like, expensive jewelry
on these dates?

Don't you kind of want
to come off a little poor?

This is poor.

[laughter]

- Like, I feel like...
- I think this is subtle.

You kind of want
to look like...

not like, help me, I'm poor,
but like, I'm vulnerable.

I need someone
to take care of me vibes.

Let me see the bag.

Let me see what he's gonna see
when you walk in.

That's really subtle.

Well, it's not a...
it's not a Hermes though.

- No.
- I think I look cute.

You have to be
who you really are.

But you don't want to look
like, you know,

you're looking to, like,
take care of somebody.

When was the last time
you went out on a blind date?

I only went on one blind date
in my whole life.

Well, I mean,
it's just kind of...

And that was in 1990...
[laughs]

'90...maybe.



You have to know
what you're getting into.

Like, this is not easy.

I'm difficult.

You think?

Yes, I know I'm difficult.

You are...you are
a little difficult.

Yes, I know I am.

Especially
when you're arguing.

I know.
I like to debate.

And I like to be right.

[laughter]

Coming up...

All right, Bubba.
Sit down, honey.

You don't need to hurt
yourself before the party.

Phoenix, daddy's in charge.

If she breaks her neck,
it's your fault

because you're making her
less confident.

You definitely told me.

[upbeat music]

♪

So it's a disco party
tonight on a rooftop.

And tonight, we're gonna
pull off a '70s look,

a Jerry Hall homage.

I'm gonna have one good drink
and a few dances, and...

Just one?

Yeah, just one.

♪

We're lucky it came in a box.

I wonder, what is this?

I didn't open this yet.

Smokey.

She just ate
the Rinna Beauty Box.

She got stuck in it.

Smokey, bring back
the Rinna Beauty Box.

♪

- Baby.
- Daddy.

You're not serious.

Honey, you're gonna break
your neck.

This is a bad idea.

See, he's not even giving me

a vote of confidence.

Daddy, I'm here to help her.

But you're not gonna be
at the party to help her.

No, I'm not gonna wear it
to the party.

- Yeah.
- All right, Bubba.

Sit down, honey.

You don't need to hurt
yourself before the party.

No.

Phoenix, daddy's in charge.

If she breaks her neck,
it's your fault

because you're making her
less confident.

- You definitely told me.
- Thank you, Phoenix.

She sure did.

Thank you for giving me
the confidence, Phoenix.

Do not go down to the stairs.

Okay.

You got it.

[both scream]
I got you.

Okay, let's try it again.

[upbeat music]

♪

[laughing] Oh.

Hi!
- Ahh!

This is so cute.

Look at the disco ba*ls. Okay.

This is so chic, Cheryl.
- Yes.

We have a fun photo booth, gifts...

- Great.
- For the girls.

A little dessert, sweet bar.
- Awesome.

And then the bar, of course.

Bar? Let's get a drink.

Oh, my gosh, how fabulous.
- Hi.

Purple Pucker,
Life's a Peach, Jet Setter.

Let's do Jet Setter
with lemon, please.

Are you guys bartenders?

Um, no, these two ladies
are from the brand.

So we need a bartender.

I need a real bartender here.

Yeah. He's gonna come.

I need real lemons.

And we...

I don't do
this funky dry sh...

I need real lemons
and real limes.

I'll drink it.
But I need real, real,

real lemons and real limes
for my ladies.

I'm not a big party planner
to begin with.

Harry does it all at our house.

All the things that we've had
at our house, it's Harry.

I don't have Harry here.
[laughs]

I don't have Harry.

I have Cheryl. [laughs]

- Yummy.
- It's still a good drink.

Thank you.
- Delicious drink.

But we'll get
a bartender, yes?

- The bartender is coming up.
- Promise?

- Okay. Yes. Yes.
- Promise?

I need lemons, please.

♪

Hi, welcome. Muah, muah.

Oh, I love the glasses.

You know, I went to Studio 54.

I got to go one time.

Yes, Sheree.

Bring it.

Hi, baby.

It was a trip.

I mean, there were
communal bathrooms.

I mean, I'd never seen
anything like that before ever.

I've arrived.

Now we can have a good time.

This is fun.

- Disco.
- Oh, yeah.

Yes, I remember going
to Studio 54 in New York.

I was modeling.

It was, like, the place to be.

Andy Warhol...
everybody was amazing.

I normally am not a theme
person, but I'm like, no.

Are you kidding?

You need to be a theme person.

But I remember I went
and sat at a table.

And they had coke on the table.

And I thought, oh, sh...,
what am I gonna do?

And they said,
do you want some?

And I didn't want to say no.

But I went to do it,
and I spilled it.

And they were pissed.

And they said, never mind.

And I said, thank you, God.

I didn't have to do it.

You guys, we have
a photo booth over there too

if you want to take photos.
- Should we do it?

- Yeah, let's do it.
- Let's do it now.

Let's get some in.

Hello.

[shrieking, laughter]

Oh, my God.

Wear your hair
like this more.

Oh, my...I want to get in
here, quickly, with you.

Let me get one. Come on.

Let's go.

For hair.

No, you're gonna scrunch.

Just squat.

Don't block my hair.
- No.

Sutton, can you squat
a little bit more?

See?

[shouting]
Stop touching our hair!

I'm trying to get my face in.

Oh, my God.

It's just a photo.

Oh, my God, we look hot!
We look so hot!

Cute, Crystal.

Yes.

Oh, Kathy's here.

Yay.

There's Diana. All right.

Who wants a drink?

Coming up...

I said, does Erika seem like

something's happening with her?

But is that to make
Erika look bad

or is that out of genuine...

Erika, I don't have
to make you look bad.

You can do that on your own.

♪

[disco music]

♪

Oh, now, that's a good drink.

They were kind of fake before.

- Rinna?
- What?

I thought I would take
this opportunity

to let you guys know that

I am inviting you all to Aspen.
- Whoo!

Now, my house there is small.

Where else can we stay if
we don't stay at your house?

Is there a hotel sitch?
- So no, we...

there's a house, close,

like 10 minutes from my house,

that you guys can all stay at,
we have for you,

and then my house as well.

I want to stay at your house.

I'd like a room
where I can lock my door.

Are you afraid that I'm
gonna keep you up all night?

No, I'm afraid
of other things, not you.

I'll stay at the other house.

I'm gonna stay at a hotel.

What?

You're not staying
in a hotel.

- I am.
- Oh.

I am a great hostess.

I'm not a great guest.

I'm very demanding.

So in staying in a hotel,
I feel like

I'm saving everybody
a lot of stress.

Yes. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh, how cute. Whoo!

What is this?

I mean, nothing's gonna beat
Melissa Etheridge.

But it's cute to have the
Solid Gold Dancers come out.

Sutton wants a dance.
Sutton wants to dance.

Yes, she does.

It's very slippery out there.

It is.

It's very slippery.

Yes!

I love this so much.

[disco music]

♪

Back it up.
[cheers]

To the left.

I'm not good at that.

You know what?

Dorit's got some moves.

She does.

She's cute.

Dorit, whoo!

Let me tell you something.

You let me know before
the date, and I will do that.

So Rick, the other night,
we're going to bed.

He goes, now, are you doing
Garcelle's show tomorrow?

[laughs] I love Rick.

What's the secret, Kathy?

I think it's keeping
the right people around,

not having the wrong influence.

That's important.

He's an old-fashioned
Catholic guy.

He comes from a family of...

his parents have been married
all those years.

And he had to always be
on his best behavior.

I mean, he even said,
like, especially today,

you get caught doing the wrong
thing, you're canceled.

Oh, done.

Can I ask you a question?

Yes.

How are you feeling
since when we spoke

at the dinner after Dorit's?

Here's what bothers me.

There's a woman
in this group that

put us all in a bad position.

And y'all don't want
to talk about it.

All you do is defend her.

Hi, darling.

We're just talking
about Dorit's...

We're talking about Dorit's
house the other night.

What is that?
Oh, I'll have that.

That looks delicious.

Wait, are we going out
tonight or not?

Let her finish her story.

But I'm just wondering
because you're

filling your trap.
- I need to talk.

It's important, Kathy.

Oh, okay, sorry.

I'm gonna get my drink.

What just happened to her?

Is she okay?

Okay. I'm listening.

I was just wanting
to make a point,

because Erika called me
a friend that was a liability.

I don't really know
what that means.

What did she mean
by saying that?

I don't know.

Why don't you ask her?

- Listen...
- Erika...

Yeah.

What did it mean
when you said

that Sutton is a liability?

Hindrance.

Hindrance
to the rest of the group

for her making friendships.

- Am I a hindrance to you?
- No, not at all.

So what you're saying
is it's that their relationship

is keeping us from getting
closer to Garcelle?

- Yes.
- Okay.

Instead of you
seeing me for me,

you're gonna see me
through those eyes.

You can't treat me well
and treat my friend bad

and for me to be okay with you.

Not all of it
has to do with Sutton.

But if I saw Erika
treat anybody the way

she treated Sutton,
that would make me pause.

Just last week, at my
Homeless Not Toothless dinner,

you said to the group, Erika,
you have a lot of lawsuits.

That was below the belt.

That was .....ing mean.

No, it wasn't.

Yes, it was.

Don't play dumb.
- It's aggressive.

Let her talk.
Let her talk.

I don't care
if I'm aggressive.

I'm not having your
back right now.

And I'm not having your back.

You've never had my back.

Have your own .....ing back,
Sutton Stracke.

Okay. okay.

So after we had dinner,
at Dorit's house,

and we had the whole
conversation with Sutton...

At the Toothless
and Homeless Foundation?

Not toothless and homeless.

Don't laugh. Don't laugh.

This is a really important
charity, Kathy.

- What?
- Homeless Not Toothless.

Homeless Not Toothless.

Yes.

And Garcelle...
[laughter]

You know it's a really
important charity.

- Are you talking to me now?
- Yes.

You're laughing.

Well, I'm laughing
because she's funny.

It's not about your charity.
Come on.

It's not about your charity.

The name is not amazing.

But they do good work.

That's all that matters.
- They do amazing work.

Forgetting about

the Toothless Not Homeless
charity...

- No, it's Homeless...
- It's not Homeless...

- Not Toothless.
- Homeless Not...

You just said Toothless.

[quirky music]

♪

Hold on.

Let me think about it
for a second.

I have to say it out loud in my
head, Toothless Not Homeless.

It's Toothless Not Homeless.

They're fixing their teeth,
right?

So it's homeless...
no, it's toothless.

No, Homeless Not Toothless.

They should maybe rename
that organization.

[laughs]

[BLEEP].

It's Homeless Not Toothless.

Honey, I'm so sorry.

I have worked
with the homeless.

I have worked
with the toothless.

"I have worked with homeless.

I worked with the toothless."

That is what just
came out of her mouth.

That's not funny.

Homeless, toothless,
toothless, homeless.

I mean, it should be given
another name.

After the charity night
at Dorit's house,

you, and I thought Sutton,
had a moment.

Yeah.

But then you have very
strong feelings about Sutton

and your opinion of her.

I do.

Yeah, great, Lisa.

Lisa, you're the one that keeps
telling me, "I forgive you.

We're friends."

Clearly, that's not true.

Lisa's doing...
it's like a '70s dance.

She's doing the back pedal,
the back pedal.

Listen, I get it.

But when it's supposed to work
out between Sutton and myself,

it will.

I know that we are trying
to make that happen.

If I come across and say
I love someone one minute

and then I'm, you know,
angry the next minute,

I'm gonna cut myself some slack
on that right now.

And I think I have every right
to do that because

I'm trying to work out grief.

Well, listen, I can be
a bit of a loose cannon.

I'm a colt.

A cult?

That's a baby horse.

- Oh, a colt.
- However...

Sutton, your tangent-ing.
Just...

Hang on. No, I'm not.

- Okay. Okay.
- I've got this.

I don't want to take away
from the fact

that I was making a point.

This is the truth though.

I should have said
what I said...

hang on.

And I have
a drinking problem.

[laughter]

Oh, sh...

Well, we can get
to that one later.

- Oh.
- Oh.

[dramatic music]

This is the truth though.

I should have said
what I said...

hang on.

And I have
a drinking problem.

[laughter]

Oh, sh...

Well, we can get
to that one later.

- Oh.
- Oh.

Ma'am?

You have a drinking problem?

No, I don't have
a drinking problem.

Neither do I.
But you tried to push it.

[clicks tongue]
- Have I said it about you?

Yeah, I thought you did because
there were so many instances

where you were out of control.
- There were three.

Three.
- Okay?

Excuse me, you know exactly
what I've been going through.

And I told you straight up
what happened.

But you tried to push
that false narrative

that I had a problem.
- I did not try

to push that narrative.
- Yeah, you did.

You kept talking about it.
- No, no, no.

What I did, Erika,
is that I said...

- Yes, Garcelle.
- You need to figure...

you need to figure out your
medicine and drink ratio.

- I did. I did.
- That's what I said.

It's a narrative,
but just because

you don't like it,
doesn't make it false.

Are you trying to get over,

or are you trying
to be helpful?

That's how I felt.

And when I had drinks with you,

I said I was worried about you.

- Are you though?
- Yeah.

My point is this, it's
just that if I had a problem,

you would kind of be
the last person to know

because these women
are the closest to me.

Oh, I know.

God, you guys say that
almost every other day.

What I meant by that is that
they would notice my behavior

and probably pull me aside
and be like,

"Hey, what's going on with you?

What's wrong with you?"

All of that aside,
it felt as if you

went to different people in
this group and talked about,

does Erika have a problem?

It makes me feel like,
I'm like, "Oh, my God.

Let's get together so
we can talk about Erika."

So I saw Erika last night.

And she totally said,
"I'm not allowed to drink

when I'm on these meds."

Did you feel concerned?

I did.

She's gone through
so much,

it's sort of like being
a little more free with us

and letting her hair down

and showing
a more vulnerable side to her.

And you don't think that
could lead to an alcoholism?

I got together
with these ladies, and I said,

does Erika seem
like something's

happening with her?

Okay.

But is that to make
Erika look bad,

or is that out of
genuine concern?

Erika, I don't have
to make you look bad.

You can do that on your own.

And you can make yourself
look like a liar right now.

Oh, so now you're
calling me a liar?

It makes it feel like you had
some other ulterior motive.

You just wanted me
to have a problem.

You having a problem doesn't
change my life in any way.

And it doesn't...
and it shouldn't.

- Good or bad.
- Or anybody else's.

And it's my life
to destroy or rebuild.

Then destroy it.

[sighs] Blow up your life.

It's your prerogative.

It's not, like, coming
from a helpful place.

Like, hey, Erika
is in a really bad place.

Well, that's...

And you know that she's
going through this stuff.

That's probably
the perception

you got from the other women
you were talking to.

I said to her that you had
said, "Are you not concerned?"

And I said to you, "Garcelle,
I've known her for so long.

She's never, ever
been like this."

And you said, "Don't be Kyle.

Don't be Kyle. Don't be Kyle."

Yeah, okay.

Now, see, you're exaggerating.

I said, "Don't be Kyle."

Don't be Kyle.
Don't be Kyle.

I guarantee you said it
more than once.

What's wrong with being Kyle?

Ladies, we're supposed
to lift each other up.

And it's a good conversation.

Kathy, Kathy, we need to also
have real conversations.

I'm gonna tell you right now
that Erika and Sutton,

there's a love/hate.

And you guys need
to probably start over.

Erika, I'm gonna call you tomorrow.

I am.

Just between me and you,
I'm going to call you

just so that you understand
what's going on.

I am.
- Please don't.

Thank you.

Well, do we have
a little more clarity tonight

about everyone's relationships
here?

Yeah, I think it's all good.

♪

Boy, did I get snapped at

about the Toothless
and Homeless Association.

What difference is it?

Toothless and homeless,
homeless and toothless,

I'm gonna be calling you
tonight with...

toothless and homeless,
homeless and toothless,

toothless and homeless,
homeless and toothless.

What...it's the same thing.
- I'm not taking your call.

Toothless and homeless,
homeless and toothless,

toothless and homeless,
homeless and toothless,

toothless and homeless...

Next time on "The Real
Housewives of Beverly Hills"...

What?

Oh, my dad drew that
of my mom pregnant with me.

I love that.

Cheers, everybody.

all: Cheers.

My husband is here.

Do we get to share him?

Kyle, oh, my God.

This is so cute!

This is literally
the Aspen house.

- Wow, this is for...
- Yes!

Are we going to be able
to work out our issues

and have a good time
on this trip?

Ooh!

I was really hurt
being called a liar.

I was emotional about it.

And I did something about it.

And that was to unfollow her.

Erika, we don't
have to be friends.

♪