15x03 - Bed-Swapping Begins

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- SARAH: Previously on "The Real World."

- Melanie. - Melanie? Karamo.

- What's up? What's your name?

- Sarah. - Hi, I'm Willie.

- SHAVONDA: Do you have a girlfriend?

- Not really. There's, uh...

- [laughs] - Really?

- LANDON: No boyfriend for you? - No, I have a boyfriend.

I love Shaun to death. He's my best friend ever.

- Welcome to our palace. MJ.

- MJ has one of the best bodies that I've ever seen in person.

- MJ: I only like blondes.

We can be friends, but not lovers.

- Thank you for that privilege.

- I have somebody back home. - I know.

I really want to jump your bones, though.

- This is the true story--

- --of seven strangers--

- MJ: Oh, my god!

- --picked to live in a house--

- --work together, and have their lives taped--

- --to find out what happens-- I'm over it.

- --when people stop being polite--

- WILLIE: Oh, shut up!

- --and start getting real.

- ALL: "The Real World: Philadelphia."

- ♪

- SARAH: I just need a night in.

I honestly--like, I had a great time last night.

I'm just tired.

I like spending time with MJ.

I feel, like, this sense of...

I don't know, like, comfort with him.

- MJ: You're gonna be okay. - SARAH: I know.

When I drink too much, I get depressed the next day.

- MJ: Well, that's what it does.

I think Sarah's, uh, pretty hot.

But I really can't figure out Sarah because I don't know what

Sarah wants or what Sarah needs.

- ♪

- MJ is just so funny. - I have a crush on him so bad.

I think he's really serious with Ashley.

He just won't talk about it.

Knowing MJ and knowing the brief history of their relationship,

Ashley has a very unrealistic view of what MJ is ready for

in terms of relationships right now.

They did just meet, and maybe it was serious,

but she needs to be a little bit more understanding as a female.

I would be.

I'm just the type of girl, like, I hook up with my friends.

It's just--my guy friends. who are attractive, whatever.

Like, I'm not gonna be weird about it in the morning.

But, like, let me know.

I don't wanna [bleep] anything up.

And I will, like, be aggressive. Like, that's the way I am.

I think Landon's much cuter, though.

- SHAVONDA: Oh, me too. I love Landon.

Oh god.

If I didn't have a boyfriend, I'd go out after him.

I even told my boyfriend. I'm like, "Landon's hot."

Thinking that I may have a crush on Landon

is very scary for me because I feel like I'm disrespecting

or being unfaithful to my boyfriend.

Even thinking it.

- ♪

- [screams] Ow!

- Well, it's all right.

It's okay. - Don't you know we're not--

- ♪

- I don't see you with a dude like this, sorry.

- What do you see me as? Don't say MBA basketball player.

Shaun is just, like, the perfect boyfriend.

And I've grown so dependent on him,

mainly because he wants to take care of me.

And I have not been able to let go yet.

- This guy just must be like,

"How did I ever get a chick like this?"

I think this process is gonna put a lot of stress

on Shavonda's relationship.

And seeing that they've only been going out a year,

I think that might play into it even more.

I mean, like, maybe he's a great guy.

He's just, like, a punk.

- SHAVONDA: You think he's a punk rocker?

- Yeah.

- SHAVONDA: But at the same time, he's, like, hip-hop.

- But, like, if you walk into a hip-hop club, they're, like,

hot black chick-- what are you doing here?

- SHAVONDA: Exactly! - [laughs]

Right now I'm having kind of a tough time thinking

that it's a good idea to start something with a roommate.

But I definitely do sense that, you know,

there is a crush coming both ways

from her and from me for her.

- ♪

- [phone rings]

- SHAUN: Hello? - Hey.

- SHAUN: What's up?

- This is not as easy as I thought it would be.

- SHAUN: Why? - [hums "I don't know"]

- SHAUN: You'll be fine.

I never said you couldn't have fun

and talk to people who are out there.

- I know. I can do whatever I want.

It's just that I feel like

if I do anything that you don't like...

then it's over.

I need to--to free myself from this burden of--of

responsibility and pressure that if I do something wrong,

and I'm still with Shaun, I'm a cheater, and I'm a liar,

and I'm unfaithful, and I'm a horrible person,

and he's gonna break up with me.

- SHAUN: The only thing I'm telling you you can't do

is get with someone. It's not that hard.

- Okay, that's great!

So let's say that I just want a [bleep] break

and I don't get with anybody else.

- SHAUN: For what? What do you need a break from?

We don't see each other. A break from talking to me?

- No. I'm just worrying about--

- SHAUN: Worried about what? Getting with someone?

That's the only thing you could possibly be worried about.

- I'm , and I'm very young,

and if I'm gonna come back to Shaun

and make the commitment to being with him,

what better time to take a break and say, let me date around?

And then I can come back to you and be satisfied

in being with you for the rest of my life.

I feel like I gotta call you right when I get home.

- SHAUN: You should've wanted to call me.

[bleep] - I--babe!

- SHAUN: You should want to call me.

No [bleep]. This is [bleep].

You're really pissing me off right now.

- Forget it. - SHAUN: How do I forget that?

- Just forget it, babe.

- ♪

- Well, I'm solids!

- You're a liar! I'm solids.

[sighs]

Me and the boyfriend just had a fight.

[giggles] Such an a*s-- - Why?

- He's like, "You're trying to pick a fight tonight."

I was like, "No, you're just being Ret*rded."

- Is he worried about everything?

- SHAVONDA: I don't know. - MJ: Yes, you do.

- Get up off it.

- MJ: Shaun and Shavonda are in the same boat

that Ashley and I are in right now.

It's very hard on a relationship

whenever you're almost , miles away from them,

and you only get to talk to them a few times a day.

I'm an honest person.

If I feel like I'm about to cheat on you,

I'll tell you before I do it.

- SHAVONDA: Amen. That's what I say.

- MJ: I--I definitely will.

I don't care if it's right in my face.

Imma flirt. I'm gonna hit on girls.

But I'm not gonna take it to that level.

One of the biggest strengths

of my relationship with Ashley is the honesty.

I told her before I moved here to Philadelphia

that if something could happen negative in our relationship,

I would tell her.

- Our air conditioner broke.

And we are hot, and sticky, and sweaty,

and just plain miserable.

- LANDON: The AC's broke,

and MJ and I have the coolest room in the house.

- MJ: Whenever Sarah sleeps in my bed,

it's more of a--a comfort thing to her,

and also to just get away from the heat.

- LANDON: Shavonda, come on.

- Me? For real?

This is the longest span I have been single.

And it is hard at night.

Like, missing that warm body next to me.

I'll sleep on the floor. You sleep here.

- No! I want your bed.

Rock, paper, scissors. I won.

- There you go. Up in here. - Okay.

I think she's hoping that, like, maybe he'll roll over

on top of her in the middle of the night,

and they'll have wild, passionate sex.

- KARAMO: Shavonda has a boyfriend.

I know that the house has been hot.

But sleeping in another man's bed is never cool,

whether it's sexual or not.

- ♪

♪ Waiting for you

♪

- SARAH: [laughs]

MJ will flirt with me, and then, in the morning, say he forgot.

MJ knows that he kissed me. He knows it.

- LANDON: I think there might be a little, like,

under-cover play between MJ and Sarah that I am unaware of.

- ♪ I'm waiting for you

- ♪

- MJ: Yeah, I've been sensing a little flirting.

- Well, like, what do you think of, well, Vonda?

- MJ: Who? - Vonda.

- MJ: What about that? - What do you think about that?

- Would you do that?

- Ahh... - Look at you!

I can definitely see Landon and Shavonda

doing more than just hooking up. Landon is a comforter,

so I can see Landon definitely being a--

the new rock for Shavonda.

Well, I don't--I don't see Vonda and freakin' Shaun

making it through the whole thing.

- They were going on for, like, a couple months

when this whole process started.

- It was the same deal that Ashley and I were in.

I'm gonna be here for four months.

And I Ashley and I have only been together for two months.

And with what I'm going through and what she's going through

back home, the timing really just isn't right right now.

- You need to tell her how you're feeling.

- It'd be the best thing to do,

because now that I've opened my mouth about it...

I don't need to let it just keep rolling on.

- It's just gonna keep building up, you know?

- [phone rings]

- ASHLEY: Hello? - Hello?

- ASHLEY: Hello? - MJ: So I'm gonna get this out,

and I'm gonna just tell you straight up.

My biggest fear is, is that when we get back,

that I would've been walking on eggshells,

making sure that I haven't done anything wrong

and worrying about every time a girl comes up and talks,

oh my gosh, Ashley's gonna get pissed.

She's gonna dump me whenever I get back home.

And she's gonna be embarrassed.

Cheating is something that I don't do,

and that's something I don't wanna do.

But I realize that the possibility is out there.

It's like you've given me, like, a...an ultimatum.

It's either, well, you either stay with me and yeah,

when we get done, I'll be with you,

which that's not guaranteed, or--

- ASHLEY: No, no, no, no, no. I'm not saying that.

I'm just saying there's no guarantee.

- MJ: This is the hardest thing

that I think that I've ever had to do

because when there's nothing that's happened

and you're still absolutely crazy about somebody,

and you're wanting to tell them that the timing's not right,

it sucks, man.

- ASHLEY: Have a great life.

- BOTH: [laughing]

- Hey, hey, you just--you just keeping on truckin'.

- ASHLEY: All right, maybe I'll talk to you

when I see you in hell. - [laughs] It's been real.

- ASHLEY: Okay, I'll talk to you.

- Alrighty. Bye bye.

Whew!

- [zapping on video game]

- [door opens] - [laughs]

- MJ: Guys? Newsflash. - What?

- I think Ashley and I are...

I don't want--I don't want to say totally done,

but I told her everything. - MELANIE: [gasps] That sucks.

She thinks that'd never happen.

- No, because she admitted that she has a problem with that and,

like, she needs that--

- MELANIE: So when you get home--

- MJ: Yeah.

- MELANIE: I think MJ's scared of

what he could possibly give up with Ashley.

But I also think MJ...

wants to have fun and wants to party.

- ♪

- LANDON: Now that MJ and Ashley are kind of on the rocks,

I think MJ might...dabble a little bit with a roommate.

So, we'll see.

- ♪

- Get up. - MJ: I was just feeling good.

- You were touching me all over this morning.

Mm, mm!

I liked it.

- I thought I was trying to hang on to the bed.

- Uh...

MJ is still on the fence with Ashley.

And that's why he has to be so shy

about him being attracted to me.

- The house does mysterious things.

- It makes you kiss a girl that's not blonde?

- I don't know what you're talking about.

- BOTH: [laughing]

- ♪ Rrrum, dum, dum

♪ Duh-da-dum, dum, dum, dum

♪ Rrrum, dum, dum

♪ Duh-da-dum, dum, dum, dum

- [shouting, indistinct chatter]

- ♪ Get low, get low, get low, get low ♪

♪ Get low, get low

- MJ: I can do what I wanna do.

Ashley, she can do what she wants to do.

So, it's fun.

- ♪ To the window, to the window ♪

♪ Get wild, get wild

- I like the blondes.

That's the first thing I look at.

That's what catches my eye.

- SARAH: I get bitter towards MJ

when there's girls circling around.

Not because I'm jealous, but just because...

how is this fun for me?

MJ claims that he forget who he kissed.

That's fine. - SHAVONDA: No, he remembers.

- SARAH: How do you know? - SHAVONDA: He told me.

- SARAH: Why did he tell me he forgot?

- SHAVONDA: He thought that you guys kissed in the house.

Did you guys? - SARAH: Yes, we did!

- Um...there's this thing in the house that I'm feeling

called sexual tension.

Sarah has already, like, marked her territory.

And she's like, "Yeah, that a*s is mine."

- Hey, hey.

Go find out what the really hot, big--the blonde-headed girl?

Find out what her name is.

- Oh, how are you finding these girls, man? Seriously!

- I'm a single man. - Yeah, you are!

- ♪ Oh

♪

♪ Oh

♪

- I slept with MJ last night.

And he comes up to me tonight and he says,

"Do you have the phone number for the house?

Because there's this girl I want to give it to."

Why does he have to come up to me and ask me that?

He's doing it on purpose!

- Sarah, when she's drunk, she becomes emotional,

where she wants to cry and have a hissy fit.

- Sarah's like, "I don't want to hang out with them

and their--their bottle blonde."

She's like, "I want to go home, I don't want to be here,

I'm sexually frustrated"

just loud enough so that MJ hears it.

- ♪

- SARAH: I'm just being a hater.

But you know what? She's fat.

- When Landon and I had came out tonight,

we had a couple of the girls,

and they got mad at us. So they left.

- Just because he's so mesmerized by

badly dyed blonde hair. You know?

It's all bottle blondes.

- ♪ I'm

♪ Eating my own heart out

♪ But I'm not full yet

- SARAH: I just needed somebody to cuddle with.

That's all I wanted. And he had to ruin it for me.

- ♪ Now

♪ Banging my head again

♪ Against the wall

- BLONDE: I had a good time tonight.

- ♪ Brains and all

- MJ: I'm having a great time.

I'm not worried about what the--the girls who live in

the house are thinking right now.

- ♪

- I hate him.

- Good. This guy is a pimp.

- MJ, did you find our phone number out?

- MJ: Yeah.

- I'm sorry--I'm sorry I couldn't give it to you

to give to other girls. - WILLIE: Hey, Sarah?

- MJ: I really don't know what she's upset about.

And then I realize what it is. And I'm like, what?

- SARAH: Just have a [bleep] thought in your head

for a second.

Don't ask me for a number to give to another girl.

- ♪

- SARAH: Have a thought in your head for a second.

Don't ask me for a number to give to another girl.

- MJ: [unintelligible] to me, babe.

- SARAH: It's disrespectful.

If I were to come up to you and go, "MJ, can I--

can I have a number for this [bleep] hot guy over here?"

You know? - I'll give it to you and say--

- Yeah, okay, fine, that's you.

And plus, MJ, she was chubby and she had bad roots!

- She was obviously looking at the wrong girl.

This girl had a very nice figure and very nice roots.

- ♪

- Sarah is being a drama queen about this whole situation.

I feel like everything that happened tonight is ridiculous.

- I have a certain level of respect for myself.

And I'm not gonna, like, hook up with you one night

and give you a phone-- - But we didn't hook up, though.

We kissed.

Sarah's a sexual girl. I'm a sexual guy.

But if she's wanting more from me,

it's something that I'm not really willing to give.

- It's not like I thought that it wasn't gonna happen again.

If you never wanna hook up again, that's fine.

- What Sarah needs to know is that it's not me trying to have

a relationship with her.

It's just, um-- it's a friendly kiss.

- It's just, you know, like, I want you, you know?

And it hurts me, like, to see you, like,

wanting to get a*s in another place.

- I did not know that you had... that you wanted me.

- SARAH: I don't have feelings for you, like, as a boyfriend.

But yeah, like, what do you think?

Are you stupid? - No, I'm not stupid.

I just have broken up with a...

girlfriend of mine, like, yesterday.

I don't want to have a relationship while I'm here.

And I think that this is something that has hurt her.

And all I can do is say I'm sorry and go on from there.

- SARAH: I'm sorry.

- MJ: You don't have to be sorry.

I'm sorry.

Like, I never want to insult anybody.

- ♪

- GUYS: [shouting, laughter]

- [laughs maniacally]

- Landon is nuts when he's drunk.

- Aaah! Aaah!

- He doesn't act right when he's drunk.

- [glass shatters] - LANDON: Oh!

- It's starting to get really old.

You're drunk. I don't wanna talk to you right now.

[bleep] it!

- ♪

- You know, MJ is pimp, man. He gets all the girls.

I want the nice girl. I--that's what I want.

- So? - LANDON: So I'm gonna get her.

How are we doing right here? - Fine.

- [chuckles] Do you want something to eat?

- No, I'm cool.

- [whispers] She's not hungry. - So what?

- [laughs] I don't know. - Maybe she ate.

- I've never hit on a girl.

- You never hit on a girl? Please.

- No! - Come on.

- Not like this. - Not like what?

- Not, like, hard, like, for real, like, formal.

- Maybe the way to find out how to talk to a girl

is to do it sober.

- [laughs] Mm...I knew you were gonna say that!

- WILLIE: Well... - Argh!

- Landon has a crush on freakin' Vonda,

and Vonda has a crush on Landon. - We do.

- But Vonda doesn't want to open up and--and say it.

- I think she's a sweetheart and I love her.

I--I really do. And I think the fact that--

- You love her? - I do.

- Wow. - I do! [laughs]

I don't have a--a major problem

falling in love with her.

And that is exactly what has happened.

- You farted, didn't you? - I did. And I--

- It smells like--in this heat--

- And I also farted, but that's beside the purpose.

Like, I--I really do like Vonda a lot.

- ♪

- SARAH: It's my fault, partially.

You're making it look like you hurt me

and, well, uh, and, like--

- Well, that's what I felt like, you know?

I wasn't trying to. - But it's more of my pride.

I'm a [bleep] egomaniac. You know?

But I could rock your world. You're missing out.

- MJ: [chuckles] - That's all I have to say.

You know it. You know it, MJ.

- I just want everything to be great.

- ♪ For me

- I just want to make out with you right now.

Come here. Come here.

Close!

- I think that Sarah puts me in situations that are sexual,

and it's just human nature.

I mean, you have somebody who's touching you or--or kissing you,

you're gonna respond.

- SARAH: You're sexy. Like, right now, come here.

[laughs] Come here.

- ♪

- KARAMO: Next, on "The Real World."

- Willie's bringing someone in the house right now.

- WILLIE: What's up, guys? This is my friend Dan.

We miss y'all.

- MJ: I mean, I wake up from a nap,

and I have g*y pride America walking into my house.

- LANDON: Willie and Dan are doing a little pajama dance

of their own. - Ooh!

- What's going on in there?