15x07 - Ivana Have Some Fun!

[bunniefuu]

- LANDON: Previously on "The Real World"...

Don't see you with a dude like this, sorry.

- SHAVONDA: Landon's cute,

so now I'm starting to think, maybe?

This is not as easy as I thought it would be.

- SARAH: Tell me.

Sarah puts me in situations that are sexual.

It's just human nature, you're gonna respond.

- WILLIE: This is the true story.

- SARAH: Of seven strangers.

- WILLIE: Oh my god!

- MJ: Picked to live in a house.

- KARAMO: Work together and have their lives taped.

- MELANIE: Find out what happens.

- SARAH: I'm over it.

- SHAVONDA: When people stop being polite.

- MJ: Oh, shut up!

- LANDON: And start getting real.

- EVERYONE: "The Real World: Philadelphia".

- MJ: Ahh!

Sarah and I constantly flirt with one another.

- I showed you my boobs today.

- MJ: Yes, you did show me your boobs.

- Just act like I don't.

What do I want with MJ?

I mean, I don't want a boyfriend,

but at the same time, you know,

I want him to be there every night.

I hate you.

I'm never, ever showing you my boobs again. [laughing]

- MJ: We've fooled around a couple times,

but there's no true feelings for one another.

It's kind of a fun thing to do.

[laughing] - Here comes Ivana.

- MELANIE: Oh, no! - Ivana, don't ruin your thing.

- MELANIE: Your hat.

- MJ: All you need is a big necklace of diamonds.

- SARAH: Ivana is my Swedish alter-ego.

Ivana loves white bikinis, vodka, and furry white hats.

- WILLIE: MJ! - What's up?

- WILLIE: Video phone. - Who is it?

- WILLIE: Some guy. - Tell him I'll call him back.

- SARAH: No wait, tell him I'll get it.

Hello?

- Hey, what's going on?

- Nothing, who's this?

- I'm Jordan.

What's your name?

- My name is Ivana, and I'm the Swedish girl.

- MJ: Sarah!

- SARAH: Yeah? - MJ: Who is it?

- It's Jordan, your friend from America.

- Oh, [bleep]!

- He didn't want whoever it was

on the other side of the line to meet Sarah,

and I think that was kind of symbolic of

the way he feels about her and the fact that

it's fine if they hook up, but once they're out,

he doesn't want people to know that they're hooking up.

- MJ, he is so crazy!

I showed him my boobs the other day,

and he says, "Ooh!"

[laughing]

Oh, there! - How you doing?

- Are you from Sweden too? - I showed him my boobs.

- Show him your chest. Show him.

- [Sarah screaming]

- [MJ laughing]

Every time that Sarah and I have fooled around,

it has been an intoxicating thing.

But I don't wanna have a relationship with Sarah.

Sarah had the damn thing like, "I'll give some boobs."

Everybody's just going...

- MELANIE: Sarah's wild when she's sober,

but when she gets drunk,

she does things to attract attention.

Like, more intensely than she normally would.

- MELANIE: It's not that I don't get it generally, you know.

- MJ: Look down, y'all. Look down right now.

- MELANIE: No, I can't try to understand it.

Like, I'm just like, I don't do that,

so it's like, hmm, I wonder why she's doing that.

Of course it's fun to be flirty and sexual,

but Sarah does it over the top.

- SARAH: Well, I know I have issues when it comes to sex.

I mean, there's good reasons for that.

'Cause I am so sexually strong, and whatever that it's like,

well, because there's this thing in my past.

I started dating this guy, and he was my first, like,

boyfriend and we'd fool around a lot, and, um, one day,

he, um, [sniffling] he r*ped me.

[sniffling] And, uh...

So, like, I didn't tell anyone.

I never told anyone.

I hate how it has to be that way.

And I've tried working on it.

I mean, I don't know

if it helps you understand me better.

- MELANIE: It does.

Sarah needs so much attention because she was r*ped

when she was younger,

so she's felt not in control in situations.

I understand a lot more of her than I did before.

- MELANIE: Ew, he's licking it?

- Ew, do you know how dirty that is?

- MELANIE: You better wipe that off with your shirt!

No. - [chuckling] Ew!

Landon's funny.

Like, I enjoy hanging out with Landon.

Oh, great, it's smeared.

- MELANIE: Oh!

- SHAVONDA: We're both quick.

- LANDON: Cleaned that glass with my a*s!

- We make snappy comments.

Me and Landon generally enjoy each other's company.

- [g*n squirting]

- Are you kidding me? [laughing]

Oh my god! Stop! Help!

- ♪ Searching

- I'm being attacked!

- ♪ For a girl

♪

♪ Trying to find the sweetest, sweetest in the world ♪

♪ I'm asking strangers, "Anybody seen my girl?" ♪

- SHAVONDA: [screaming]

[screaming]

- LANDON: Ha, ha!

[laughing]

Sorry!

[screaming]

- [laughing]

Oh.

- LANDON: I'm trying to figure it out what there is

between Shavonda and myself.

There is a crush there in between us,

but Shaun is Shavonda's boyfriend.

- ♪ Sweetest in the world

- SHAUN: So you gonna talk?

- Like, in a way, I feel kind of bad because,

like, before I came out here, like, a lot of people were like,

"You need to be, like, single when you go out there."

And I was like, "No, no, no, it'll be fine."

Now that I'm in this situation, things are different.

- SHAUN: Uh.

- What if I'm starting to have a crush on someone?

- SHAUN: Are you? - I don't know.

- SHAUN: Tell me if you are. - Well, I don't know!

That's why... - SHAUN: Is it Landon?

- Not...

- SHAUN: The least you could do is be honest with me.

- Okay, then let me ask this.

It's not possible for us to just take a break?

- SHAUN: Like, then how?

I don't understand, like, the rules around taking a break.

- It's me being able to not feel like

you're on my shoulder every move I make

and that feeling in the back of my head

every time I do something.

"Is Shaun gonna like this?"

"Is Shaun gonna hate this?"

"Is Shaun gonna break up with me over this?"

I would like that feeling to be gone while I'm out here.

- SHAUN: So you'd rather end it now than take a chance

of you screwing up later and ending it then?

- SHAVONDA: Yeah, it's very complicated.

- SHAUN: Like, I've gotten really close to you

the past, like, four months, and then now all of a sudden

you want to take break, which is gonna suck for me,

but I'll get over it.

I don't wanna have to get over it

and then jump back into something

where I'm gonna take a chance of something happening again.

- It's not gonna happen again.

- SHAUN: How do I know that?

I think you told me we're gonna be together.

How am I supposed to, like, trust you now?

- All right, don't trust me then.

- SHAUN: No, but you understand...

- Then you definitely shouldn't be with someone

you don't trust, so we should break up.

- SHAUN: See, you just tried to switch it around

and put it on me again. - No.

I know, I'm saying, obviously,

we are very big on trust, me and you, very big on it,

and you're being honest if you can't trust me then,

and that's the--

- SHAUN: No, I'm saying, if this happens,

I wouldn't be able to after that, you know?

- Right, I understand.

- SHAUN: Are we done or what?

- If you're trying to be a hard-a*s right now,

yeah, I guess you could say we're done.

- SHAUN: All right, I guess I won't talk to you then.

- Are you -- kidding me? - SHAUN: Bye.

- [dial tone]

- [sirens blaring]

- KARAMO: I think Landon has a crush on you.

- SARAH: No, he doesn't.

I know who he has a crush on.

- KARAMO: Who? You think so?

- SARAH: Oh, definitely. Mm-hmm.

- Well, you know what, I think she has a crush on him.

- SARAH: Oh, definitely.

I think it's a little dangerous,

but I'm not gonna put my business into it.

- Well, I think she should stop it because

her boyfriend is in love.

I'm a big traditionalist when it comes to relationships.

If you're committed, you need to do everything

to make sure that this relationship works

and that you don't step out of the boundaries

and disrespect the relationship.

Oh, they have everything in common--

- They're very similar, and, I mean,

her personality is everything that he wants.

- [screaming]

- [indistinct chatter]

- Shovanda and Shaun have apparently broken up.

Right now, Shavonda is free to do whatever she wants.

- SARAH: I think that Shavonda is confused,

and I think Shaun gave her a lot of comfort,

but I don't think that comfort is necessarily

the makings of a long-lasting relationship.

- Two Goldschlager and two Red Bull vodkas.

- I think being here, Shavonda is realizing that

there's more out there, and that's something that

Shavonda needs to explore.

- I can do that!

- LANDON: It's a pretty good target.

- Let's do it! - LANDON: Ready?

- CROWD: [cheering]

- LANDON: Yeah!

Whoo!

Shavonda!

Go, Vonda!

Come on, girl!

- KARAMO: Whoo!

- Can't use your hands and you can't bite.

- LANDON: Be gentle!

- MAN: And you gotta go slow.

- [whistle blowing]

- LANDON: Yeah!

- [cheering]

- I am on top of the world!

I got us free drinks.

- LANDON: You ate that banana like a chimp!

- SHAVONDA: Did I go down? Like, was it, did I go far down?

- LANDON: You went to the whip cream

and I was proud of you for that.

- SHAVONDA: I didn't think I could do it.

I was like, "I'm scared."

- LANDON: I was [unintelligible] a little turned on

after you did it.

- Landon is telling me that he has a crush on me,

and I'm thinking, maybe I have a crush on you too.

- You took one for the team. - SHAVONDA: I did.

- You got us a bunch of free drinks.

- I was oblivious and I did it. - Free shots.

- Everyone looked when you blew the whistle

and that was kind of embarrassing because,

you know, I don't like a lot of attention.

- [sirens blaring]

- MJ: How are you doing, beautiful?

- ASHLEY: Doing great.

- What are you doing?

I really do miss Ashley a lot.

Just even hearing her voice

is something that's soothing to me.

- ASHLEY: [unintelligible] - MJ: You're beautiful, Ashley.

Like, can I just tell you something?

- ASHLEY: What?

- There is a person in the house

that keeps throwing themselves at me.

- ASHLEY: What in the world are you talking about?

- MJ: Yeah, Sarah.

But I'm crazy about you, so don't worry about it.

- ASHLEY: Then what do you do?

- MJ: Just don't even worry about it.

- ASHLEY: MJ, quit.

- Ashley.

- ASHLEY: MJ.

- I love you.

- ASHLEY: Don't... - No, I didn't mean it.

I didn't mean it, I'm drunk.

I'm drunk.

- ASHLEY: Don't do that.

That's not very nice.

- I'm sorry, I don't.

I'm sorry, I don't.

I do, but I don't.

My feelings for her probably go even deeper than

I even want to admit.

You know what, I still do, but I don't.

We're not together,

and we're free to do what we want to do,

but it's still something that it's always

in the back of my mind.

All right, never mind. I have to take it all back.

- ASHLEY: Hey! - No, I take it all back.

- SARAH: I actually have a friendship with him,

so if him and I were to have something,

it could be viewed as being more than just physical

on Ashley's side of things.

Maybe that's why MJ is shy about him being attracted to me.

When MJ's drunk, he has said to me that

I should watch out for him in a sexual way,

and I of course don't. [laughing] I'm very naughty.

You know that.

I love to be naughty, I love to be sneaky,

I love to be bad.

It just gets me all riled up.

- I've been sleeping in MJ's bed because his room is

the coolest room in the house,

and because, you know, I'm attracted to MJ.

But we did not have sex, trust me.

You would know.

- [birds chirping]

- [bell ringing]

- [horn honking]

- ASHLEY: You lay?

- I'm about to lay down and take a nap.

- ASHLEY: Interesting!

- What is?

- ASHLEY: Tired after a long night.

- Yeah, I was very drunk.

- ASHLEY: A drunken phone call.

Does MJ remember what he said last night?

- What did I say?

- ASHLEY: [laughing]

- We are all victims of doing the late-night drunk call.

What did I say?

I probably opened up and said some stuff

that's kind of out there.

- ASHLEY: You would say, "I love you--no, I don't!

I mean, I just realized that I love you, I do."

[laughing]

- Oh, [bleep]

That's the stuff that's gonna get my a*s in trouble.

- ASHLEY: Oh, yes, it will.

- MJ: What's so good about our relationship is that

the next day we can talk about it and kind of laugh.

She's in my speed dial.

What can I say?

- Our job is working with the Philadelphia Soul,

and what we do there is we're kind of like interns.

Hi, this message is for Shawn Scott.

This is Shavonda.

- SARAH: He doesn't want us to be in his bed?

Is that what he's saying?

He's just like, it's hard having somebody, you know?

He should say something to me.

- MELANIE: MJ had talked to me about Sarah sleeping in his bed

and how he didn't like it anymore because, like,

she rubs up on him and it's hot

and he can't get comfortable with her in the bed.

- SARAH: I do feel like he wants his cake and eat it too.

- MELANIE: Sure he does, you know, and you do too.

- SARAH: I do too but I'm not having it for him.

- You're in the situation because you're letting him.

You sleep in his bed You're letting him.

- SARAH: Yeah. - You know?

- SARAH: True. It doesn't just stop.

- MELANIE: You know? - Right.

I'm pretty much aware of when I'm not doing

the right thing for myself,

but sometimes it just takes that one little statement

from somebody else to just make me realize

that it just needs to stop.

- SHAUN: You wanna know that you have dated

and just seeing what's out there?

Do you wanna know that you could put % into it?

- Yep. - SHAUN: With, like, no regrets?

- Yep. - SHAUN: I'm cool with it.

Like, if you want to do it while you're out there

and if you end up kissing a boy,

I just hope it doesn't go past kissing.

- Yeah.

- SHAUN: 'Cause that would totally, like, k*ll me.

- SHAVONDA: I know, baby. - SHAUN: I could deal with that,

and I would be with you when you get back.

- SHAVONDA: Happy to hear that.

- SHAUN: The only issue I'm having is that

I just don't want it to be Landon.

- To be honest, he's the only person

I've really opened up since I've been out here, so.

Like, if I thought to myself right now...you know,

who would I, like, put my time into out here,

to be honest with you, it'd probably be him.

- SHAUN: if you start putting time and effort into him,

you're going from one relationship to a new one.

- SHAVONDA: You can't really put a specification though

on something like that, Shaun.

- SHAUN: Just, Shavonda, you have to, like,

look at it from my point of view.

- I'm looking at it, but we're broken up, Shaun.

You can't request things from me now.

And then, like, I appreciate... - SHAUN: I know.

- Shaun, I appreciate you saying, you know,

"You can be free, you can do this," blah, blah, blah.

But you are putting a limit on what I do while I'm single!

- SHAUN: Shavonda, listen to me. Listen to me.

- SHAVONDA: Don't wanna answer to him.

Basically, I just want the freedom to do whatever I want.

- SHAUN: This thing has totally caught me off-guard

because I've never thought of you being, like,

this type of person.

- Someone who needs space, Shaun.

- SHAUN: No, it's someone who needs attention, Shavonda.

The first person who gave you attention is Landon.

That's why you have a crush on him.

- I...

I'm not going to compromise.

I'm single.

I shouldn't have to have limits on what I do out here.

- SHAUN: So I can cuddle with people?

Like when Jenny comes into town next week,

I can cuddle with her?

- You better not -- cuddle with Jenny!

She's your ex -- girlfriend!

- SHAUN: Oh, we're just friends, though.

- [scoffing]

Okay, you're starting to piss me off.

You're just trying to make me mad.

I'm just not gonna get mad. Do what you gotta do.

I'm not gonna argue. Who am I to talk, you know?

We're not together.

- SHAUN: Not my girlfriend right now.

- SARAH: Do you know what he said to me now?

- WILLIE: What?

- SARAH: He doesn't like me sleeping in his bed.

- WILLIE: No!

- SARAH: This is the thing.

Seven o'clock in the morning, who's taking my shirt off?

Who is playing around with me?

- WILLIE: Right.

- SARAH: He's not making it very clear

that he doesn't want me in his bed

if he's, you know, fooling around with me

at seven in the morning, so.

The reason I'm getting with him has nothing to do with me, like,

thinking he's fabulous.

like, it has to do with convenience, right?

- WILLIE: It has to do with accessibility.

- SARAH: Yes, and you guys understand that.

So he's, like, oh, he thinks he's, like, this great catch,

blah, blah, blah,

and I'm the girl who's going into his bed every night.

- WILLIE: Right.

- And I need to stop,

because I like having the upper hand.

I'm not offended by what MJ says, at all.

It's just a wake-up call for me, that's all.

- [bell ringing]

- ♪ And so the game is played

♪

♪ With the richer world we've made ♪

- MJ: I never really had a chance to tell Sarah

that I didn't want her in my bed.

Melanie took it upon herself to tell Sarah,

and I'm still trying to figure that one out.

- ♪ I know we won't

♪ Ever learn

- So done. So over it.

- ♪ These things

♪ They'll never change

- No, I'm not.

Like, I know myself, and I like you a lot,

and if I'm living in the same house as you,

and we go out,

every time you talk to a girl, you know,

so I need to do my own thing

like you need to do your own thing.

Girls like who like to think of themselves

as being independent tend to lend their emotions

into situations that they didn't think

they were going to put their emotions into,

and I was kind of using MJ as a source of emotional support

and that's false.

It's empty, and MJ's not gonna fulfill that for me right now.

- ♪ This is why

♪ I stay

♪ But this is why

♪ I must go

♪♪

- MJ: On the next "Real World"...

- MELANIE: This is so not cool, you guys.

- Okay, we know! We're done.

- Okay, I hate being late, I'm sorry!

- I heard you the first time!

I just am annoyed and compelled to just tell her to shut up.

- KARAMO: I'm sexually frustrated,

I need the affection of a man very soon.