15x23 - Willie's Love Triangle

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- SHAVONDA: Previously on "The Real World"--

- Let's say that we all were stranded on an island.

What roles would we all play?

- I'd become a hunter, and I'd slit Landon's throat.

- It's painful for me to watch Karamo do things that make the

others push themselves away from Karamo.

- I liked you.

I liked you a lot.

I met Daniel in New York almost two years ago.

I have no idea what's gonna happen with Dan.

I'm enjoying the moment and happy that I get to make out

with a hot boy.

- ♪

- This is the true story--

- --of seven strangers--

- Oh my God!

- --picked to live in a house--

- --work together, and have their lives taped--

- --to find out what happens-- - I'm over it.

- --when people stop being polite.

- Oh shut up.

--and start getting real.

- ALL: "The Real World: Philadelphia"!

- [bell dings]

- WILLIE: There are people that I am attracted to that I do see,

but I don't want to...like ruin anything with Dan and I.

And it's like really tough, because I'm like

dying over here.

I'm dying, I'm dying, I'm dying for some love.

I live for him!

Whoo!

- ♪

- SARAH: So last night as fun at Shampoo?

- WILLIE: Oh, we had a blast.

I met really hot guys.

It's kind of hard like staying away, because I like Dan.

I only want Dan, you know?

And...I don't know if I told you but...we're not exclusive,

but we don't wanna see other people.

Dan and I don't have any sort of commitments towards each other,

but I know that there probably won't be someone to come around

that I am more interested in.

How long are you in L.A. for?

- DAN: 'Til Thursday, and then we go to Wyoming.

- So you guys are flying straight from L.A. to Rome?

- DAN: But we're gonna have like a stop in Eastern Canada.

- You didn't get my email, did you?

- DAN: We're in Nassau.

- I wanna kiss you. - DAN: Come to Rome.

Just hop on a plane.

- Dan is a personal flight attendant.

And he's gonna be just flying to different cities for quite some

time, and I'm not sure when the next time I'll see him.

- DAN: There's a lot going on right now.

I really would like to continue seeing you,

but I think that you should also have your experience

at the same time.

- I'm not hurt by his permission to date,

but it is the first time that I'm like, "Oh my God,

does he like me?"

- DAN: You're so amidst your thing right now,

you know what I mean?

And I don't wanna intrude on it.

- I'm very--I'm very--I'm very amidst my thing,

but you are involved in my thing.

- [car horn honks]

- ♪

- We're very comfortable with each other, and I don't know.

Even though like Karamo now...they're probably the

people we have the most problems with,

just because Karamo's just so weird.

Just weird.

- WENDY: Why is he weird?

- Like when we--we were at a farewell dinner in Fiji,

like a beautiful dinner.

During the dinner three times,

he told me that he'd slit my throat.

- WENDY: Does he not like you?

Or does he just not say that-- - I don't know.

He has no reason to dislike me other than like Shavonda and I

are really good friends.

- SARAH: What'd you do today?

- Nothing.

I did nothing today, nothing productive.

I never do anything productive here.

Big loser here.

If I'm in a pool, I'm in the deepest of the deepest of the

ends of the right, because that's how far out of my comfort

zone I am, you know, living here.

I need to start causing some problems.

- That's not gonna fix anything.

- It makes you feel better.

Mischievous mind.

- I think you're a softie.

- Let me tell you what it is.

And this has been my problem my entire life.

It's like I have a very mischievous and vicious mind.

- SARAH: Uh-huh.

- But...my intent is--it's like something that comes over

me that makes me [bleep] do good.

- Karamo is unique and that I've never really met anyone

like him in my life.

But Karamo just keeps on keeping on like a weirdo.

I don't like to hurt people.

- Yeah, I don't like to physically hurt people.

- I don't like to mentally hurt people.

- Oh, you're on your own there.

- [helicopter whirring]

- ♪

- Just to say in his--in his behalf, I guess.

Like, yeah, he'll say he's weird and evil and whatever to kind of

just like joke around and play around,

like doesn't really take it that seriously that they really think

he's that weird, you know what I mean?

- I don't feel sorry for Karamo in that sense, at all.

- MEL: I don't feel sorry for him--

- Because I know him better than anyone in the house does,

'cause he'll have conversations with me that he hasn't had with

anybody in the house.

And he has to say to me straight out, serious--dead serious,

not joking around--that he likes to [bleep] things up,

that he would prefer to be evil, and he tries so hard to be

manipulative and evil, but his good side

just always takes over. He is dead serious.

He is not kidding around.

Watching from the outside situation,

everything--it's not sad, because Karamo

has pushed everybody away.

- Karamo's back to the way he was when he first

got here--just weird.

I honestly don't care. [laughs]

If I cared, I would have confronted him already.

- Well, it is fair that they're being like this to Karamo?

Yes, it's absolutely, positively fair.

'Cause he doesn't allow them. - Yeah.

I just don't know, you know?

- ♪

- I don't know, sometimes I feel like Dan likes me,

and then sometimes I feel like...he's not sure.

- I think maybe the reason he is weird is because maybe he's

like--can't be around as much as he wants to.

Dan is never around.

Dan's job makes it very difficult for Willie and Dan to

have anything.

- 'Cause he wants to like take it slow and take it easy

and see where it goes. - Maybe because--

- But the thing is that seeing where it goes and taking it easy

is a lot of time, effort, and patience,

and investment into this potential relationship.

And it would really blow if I'm like, you know,

being celibate and faithful and like wanting to be with him and

giving him my attention.

And you know, when I get back to New York,

he decides that he really doesn't wanna be with me.

That would -- suck.

I mean, it's not like I can't go out and there get some a*s,

you know?

Hormones are raging, raging, raging.

I feel like I'm .

- ♪

- ALL: [laughing]

- ♪

- We're having brunch tomorrow.

What are you doing tomorrow morning?

- Tomorrow morning? Sleeping.

- WILLIE: Do you have my number? - No.

- Do you have a cellphone?

- I have a cellphone, yes. - Type my number.

Willie is my name. - I know what your name is.

I'll call you for sure, %.

- I'm a very like passionate person.

And I feel that missing.

And if I'm in Philadelphia to have fun,

some romance in the picture wouldn't hurt.

Third and Arch, please.

How cute is Neil?

- He's gorgeous. - He's gorgeous.

- I like Dan better, but-- - I know, but he's gorgeous.

- But Neil's here.

But I saw him before I saw you two together,

and I saw him and I was like, "He's hot."

- He's hot.

I think I need to get laid.

- SARAH: [laughs]

- It's not funny.

[laughs] Sorry.

- WILLIE: He's hot!

- ♪

- Later, ladies.

- Bye, Willie.

- Where you going?

- I'm gonna go have dinner with a cute boy.

- ♪

- When did you get here? - Like ten minutes ago.

- Really? - I wanted to make sure I was

early, since you're like, "Don't be late."

- Neil and I are getting to know each other.

And I'm pretty fond of him.

When I got here, I reunited with someone that I had dated--like

no sex or anything--two years ago in New York.

We like each other a lot, but we're not together right now.

- Yeah, I think I remember seeing you with him one night.

- At this point, I guess I wanna be just a little bit

cautious just as to how I handle seeing both Dan and Neil,

because I don't want there to be like any awkwardness.

Like he's the first person like I've kissed like in two years.

- NEIL: You haven't kissing somebody in two years?

- WILLIE: I know. No one's come around, you know?

- ♪

- My taste in men is always more masculine than feminine.

Neil is sexy guy guy.

Mm, he's so cute, I can't stand it.

- ♪ When we kiss

- Everything that I've heard Willie say about Neil has

completely and entirely to do with Neil's looks.

That is it.

I have not heard Willie say one thing about Neil's personality

at all.

- ♪

♪ Danger, danger ♪

- [boat horn blows]

- ♪

- Talk to me.

- Okay, well, I-- - You have--you have to--

- This is the thing.

I have such high standards for you. You know what I'm saying?

And I know like that's not what you're looking for right now.

- WILLIE: Likewise. Oh my God. - No, and this is the thing.

And like for me, it's like when I'm with you out,

like if Neil's gonna be there every time,

it's just like so disappointing.

I know Willie is going through things right now,

and he's lonely and he's looking for some--someone

to fill that void, and that's Neil right now.

When you're with someone, like I wanna know them.

And I've made attempts. - You're not stimulated.

- I'm just like, "Okay." Yeah, like--

- Are you bored by him? - WILLIE: At times, yes.

He's not like multidimensional.

I'm in a weird place.

I don't know where Dan and I stand.

He lives in New York.

I adore him.

- Dan's fabulous.

I mean, he is just the prefect g*y man.

And regardless of whether it's Dan,

Willie should be in a relationship with somebody who

is...just as great as Dan.

- I like Neil a lot. - [phone ringing]

- He's in Philly.

I can call him, I can talk to him.

- He fills the void. - What's up, man?

When are you coming? - DAN: Um, I don't know.

- WILLIE: Come tomorrow.

And come hang out with me tomorrow night.

- DAN: Okay, where are you going?

- Maybe we could do a late dinner

and wherever you wanna go.

- DAN: Alright, we'll figure it out tomorrow.

- WILLIE: At this point, I am dating two guys.

How it's actually gonna come out, I'm not sure.

But I really don't anticipate any drama.

Bye. - DAN: Bye.

- ♪

- MEL: Yeah, really?

That's so funny, 'cause Sarah's like, "I'm closest to Karamo,

and I know Karamo the best and like whatever."

And I'm like, "Well, maybe I don't know him."

Because like they tell me things that you say...that are like

very off the wall and odd.

And I'm like, "I don't know, I've never heard that."

- What it is is that when one of my little weird corny jokes

in, which no one gets, and I think they think

I'm being serious.

- MEL: That's what I said.

And they said, "No, he's being serious."

And I said, "Well, are you sure he's not joking?"

They said, "No, he's being serious."

- No.

- I try to take Karamo for what he's worth,

I think that he's a really good guy.

And deep down inside, he has a lot of care and emotion

for these people.

But I think Karamo's extremely lonely,

and I don't think that he's made a huge,

deep connection with like any of the roommates.

- ♪

- KARAMO: Just so disgusted with these people in this house.

Have you ever like spent time trying to have--trying to have

people figure you out?

Or trying to, you know, get people to understand you or

getting people to understand your motives and so forth?

You know what I mean?

And you're explaining it to them,

and then totally not picking it up.

It's like you're damned if you do and you're damned

if you don't.

- I mean, the people aren't gonna understand you

all the time anyway.

- KARAMO: I know, but--and you know what?

That's why I'm not as hurt or disgusted, you know what I mean?

Because I understand that people are not always gonna get me.

- Don't let it get to you.

- It does.

I can't help it. - ED: I know.

- ♪

- I've never dated two guys at the same time.

It's sort of like different for me to like juggle.

- NEIL: Hey. - Hey, it's me.

- NEIL: What's up?

- Nothing much. I have to tell you something, but I don't

want you to be weirded out. - NEIL: Okay.

- My friend, Dan, from New York,

the guy that I was seeing before, he's in town.

- NEIL: Right.

- And he kinda wanted to hang out.

And I know I made plans with you,

but--I just don't know what I'm supposed to do.

Like do I not see Dan on his only night in Philadelphia when

I haven't seen him in like six weeks?

Listen, I'm not gonna be able to chill with you necessarily

because he's in town.

So, I'll give you a call later.

- NEIL: Okay. - Okay.

- NEIL: Bye-bye.

- ♪

- Worse comes to worse, we're a block--

- Mr. Dan...is back in town.

He's been gone now.

Willie's been dating around.

We're gonna see what happens.

- Missed you. Mwah.

- Oh my God, you guys are awesome.

- Your hair's so short. - I know.

- It looks so good.

Let's go.

Mwah, I miss you.

- I missed you too.

This past month has been very--

- ♪

- Do we have a reservation? - WILLIE: Yes.

- DAN: Okay.

- ♪

- I met someone that I've been seeing.

It's not supposed to be awkward for Dan,

because that's the deal with us.

You know, we're free to do anything.

I really don't anticipate any drama.

- Wait a minute.

- WILLIE: No, no, it's just like--

- No, no, no, we need to back up for a second.

So you're seeing somebody?

- We're not doing anything.

We're just hanging out.

My roommates don't like him.

They say he's boring.

- I just wanna make sure that you take full advantage of this

opportunity at hand.

So that's-- - WILLIE: What does that mean?

- Dating people, et cetera.

- ♪ Straight ahead

♪

♪

- ♪

- I'll be right back.

Neil!

Are you really mad at me?

- What? - Talk to me.

- I mean, we clearly had plans.

- I know, but it's different because like...

he's never in town.

I am pretty surprised that Neil is so livid.

That maybe a little bit tacky, but I'm not willing to not see

Dan just to spare your ego.

On our first date, I told you that I'm seeing someone else.

- NEIL: No. - Yes, I did.

- No. - WILLIE: Yes, I did.

I never told you I was dating someone else?

I swear that I remember specifically telling him that

I'm still currently dating someone.

I promise you that I did tell you,

and that it should not be a surprise.

- NEIL: That was a surprise.

I had to be drunk, because I don't remember that at all.

- May I call you tomorrow?

- You can call me tomorrow, yes.

- Okay, I will.

- Let's go that way. - Okay.

- ♪

♪ I'm holding my breath 'til you come around ♪

♪ For a happy ending

♪ After all, you're still my favorite ♪

♪ Despite it all, you're still my favorite ♪

♪ Thing ♪

- [goose squawks]

- He said it was like or :.

Are you gonna be able to sleep more?

- ♪

- WILLIE: Dan and I are still in the same place, you know?

We definitely care a lot about each other

and are very into each other.

And I look forward to possible future

of getting to know him more in New York.

- ♪

- [phone ringing] - NEIL: Hello?

- WILLIE: Hey, it's me. - NEIL: Hey.

- I understand that it would seem kind of shady.

But at the same point, you know, um--

- NEIL: Seem kind of shady?

- Listen to me. - NEIL: No, it wasn't shady.

- Listen to me.

From the beginning, you knew that there was someone else.

I understand how he feels and the awkwardness

of the situation.

- NEIL: And you said you were seeing someone.

You definitely did not make it seem like you currently were.

And I don't like being made to look like an idiot or--

- I did not make you look like an idiot.

- NEIL: --or one of your tricks, your daytime trick,

and then the nighttime trick comes along.

No, that's not okay.

I really do have to go.

Like they've been waiting on me.

- ♪

- SHAVONDA: [laughs]

- Dude, you dribbled twice.

- And then like with these two dudes,

like when I first got here, we was hanging out tight,

because you know, used to play sports and ball and stuff.

So they're like the closest thing I got and so--but I flexed

off of 'em...like hard.

And so now, you know, I'm just trying to like, you know,

go ahead and let 'em know that we still cool and--I'm gonna see

if I can make this thing work.

You inspired that, by the way.

Since Ed has been in my life, it's allowing me to be myself,

feel comfortable in myself, feel confident, feel reenergized,

and feeling so good that I can come back in this house and deal

with my roommates, deal with the situation at hand.

Yeah, I'm trying to go ahead and work it out.

And like the thing that I have not tried to do here is try to

get these people to understand who I am.

- ♪

- Not saying a name, not to start any drama,

but so I can look at myself and maybe think and change and--

- Sometimes you just act strange.

- Like what do you mean? Give me an example.

- Like farewell dinner was perfect example.

- What?

- When you're like, "I'd slit Landon's throat,"

you said it three times.

- What happens is I get stressed out, and--

- Because of what?

- I mean, just everything, like it gets so overwhelming that I

have to go outside and get air.

That's why I go outside on my bench.

- Instead of going outside and for us to be like continually

stumped like...like, "Does he hate me?"

Or like, "What's going on?"

For you just to be like, you know, "This is pissing me off."

At least we know, you know?

And I think that's one thing I think we're missing

from you is that... "This is me."

You know, "This is where I'm from."

And like we don't get that.

All we get is what we see and hear.

It's hard to base anyone's personality off being here.

- The talk with Landon is very helpful.

He's given me some good words of advice,

and he's helping me to see some things about myself that maybe

the roommates are seeing.

- You know, people now are just kinda like--kinda let you do

your own thing, and it's like whatever.

- See that's the thing, I don't wanna do my own thing anymore.

I actually wanna like to try to get back in.

- That's cool.

I think it's really neat that Karamo came to me with his

problem about all the roommates.

I like having people feel like they can come to me,

that I'm not gonna judge them, and I'll try to understand him

and not write him off.

- Well, anyway, I appreciate this.

- You just relax. This man, thanks for the talk.

- Nah, thank you, man.

- ♪

- Karamo has just come up with the best idea he's had since

he's been in the house.

Karamo's wanting to go out and strike up a friendly match

of dodgeball.

- Introducing the Olympic Dodgeball Team.

- Yeah! - Game on!

- ALL: [laughing and screaming]

- ♪

- After the conversation that I had with Landon,

I realized that in growing, you have to do a lot of

self-evaluations.

I'm ready to get back to the positive things about myself.

I'm ready to get back into the essence of me.

- Took one for the team!

- ♪

- KARAMO: On the next "Real World"--

- Landon? - Yes.

- So tell me.

What are the issues that you have with me?

- I feel like you give me half of who you are.

- Don't be mad at me.

- I'm furious.

- As much as I want things to work out between Ashley and I,

I'm frustrated.

And I don't know what to do.