17x16 - Zach's Girl Trouble

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Previously onThe Real World...

[over radio]: The management has ordered a mandatory evacuation.

The hurricane wasn't really that bad.

Nothing is flooded, and basically we get off

really, really lucky.

How's your dad?

He's breathing on a tube right now.

I'm going home

because Martin's dad is very, very, very ill.

The trip is going to be a lot of tears.

JOHN: Janelle is very intriguing.

John, you don't want to play with me when it

comes to this,' cause I'll play right back.

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ALL: The Real World: Key West.

RICKY: I think we should

start thinking about Fantasy Fest.

JOHN: I've heard that next to Mardi Gras,

it's like the biggest party in the United States. Yes.

Fantasy Fest is coming up.

It takes place once a year,

and it is basically what Key West is known for.

How many days is Fantasy Fest? Is it just...A week.

TYLER: The island population here is between and ,.

During Fantasy Fest, it swells to about ,.

This is huge. This is an opportunity

for us to have a lot of fun.

I want you to have fun on Fantasy Fest. I want this

to be the best week you've ever had here.

I was hoping we would do something really big on the parade.

JOHN: A float. All we'd have to do

is-- we'd have a person

in, like, a bathing suit, like one of the girls.

We'll make like a little mock-up, little net tanning booth.

They'll walk in and then someone dressed in drag will walk out.

[laughing]

'Cause it's Freaks, Geeks and... Goddesses.

Goddesses.Now thatsounds fun. Yeah.

JOHN: From what I've heard, this parade

is just off the chain, so I want

our float to be a spectacle.

Are we supposed to have beads?

They have to be really cool, though.

We have to get like little Mystic Tanning globules inside

so they get smashed and they can, like, get tanned.Like paintballs.

That's what we can do-- we could put Mystic Tanning solution

in paintball g*ns and sh**t people walking on the float.

That's a good idea.I don't think that's legal.

Great idea.[laughing]

JOHN: Where's that store, Janelle?

Oh, it's that way.Just right down, right here.

I absolutely love to dress up.

And the thought of getting

to put on, like, ten costumes for Fantasy Fest is

so great to me.Oh, here it is, guys, right here.

Oh, that is awesome.Imagine getting drunk

and falling over on this thing.

You'd never get up.

How cute. I want to be this.

This is huge.

Are you kidding me?

♪ Do you see banana man ♪

♪ Hopping over on the white hot sand? ♪

See, I got my costume, dude.

JANELLE:Yeah, you would put that on.

John in a keg costume.

I'll seriously buy this right now, dude.

JANELLE: John, he's loud. He's obnoxious.

I can't jump up.

I'm not wearing underwear under this.

He says rude comments.

I look so much hotter than you.

But he's fun to be around.

I am the ugliest woman ever.

If he wants to act like an a*s,

fine by me.

♪ Do you want a banana? ♪

♪Do you want a banana?♪

♪ Mm-mm-mm-mm ♪

♪ Do you want a banana? ♪

♪ This banana for... ♪

JANELLE: Cheers.

Guys, this is going to be seven nights

of... Craziness.

Insanity.Yeah.

Like, I don't know if I'm gonna be

alive after seven days.Yeah.

This is our week.This isourweek.

Do you want oysters?

I've never had an oyster in my life.

They're gonna make you really horny, so...

We're gonna have to tie you down tonight.

[laughing]

JOHN: Janelle is very intriguing.

If something was gonna happen,

drunk, sober...

um, naked, clothed, it would be with her.

You horny yet?

Yeah.

I see your legs shaking down there.

Is that why you kept trying to feed me more?

Hey. John, that's not going to work.

You better believe it.

JOHN: Taking part in this parade, dude--

like everyone said, it's like the most amazing...

like beinginthe parade, you know?

It's gonna be so much fun.I feel like everyone

else has stepped up and has had

their own little project.

Dude, you know, Zach's was the grand opening.

You know, you did your thing and it's just like

I want to... I want to do something, dude.

JOHN: I think this float is really going to say

a lot about my integrity.

I'm really going to-- hopefully--

show them what I'm capable of doing.

We've got a week.

It's going to be awesome, man. We're gonna...

impress the[bleep]out of some people. They're gonna be

like, "There's nothing these kids can't do."

[store alarm beeping]

[laughing]

I was like, "Are h*m* not allowed?"

Yo, we got blue and we're getting

white lights, too, now dude. Sweet.

JOHN: Me and Tyler, we've basically split

the floor up in two different parts.

Can I just raise my hand and have, like, an attendant help me?

JOHN: I'm in charge of design and the fabrication.

Screws, nails, check.

Plumber's putty, check.

You got the plumber's putty, too?

Yeah. Really.

And Tyler is gonna, you know, put

some flowers in here and some glitter there.

Traffic jam.I don't know how Tyler thinks he can do it.

He's got huge pieces of Styrofoam.

All right, I'm going to go get some twine for that.

FITCH:This is never going to work.

TYLER: It will.

Though what we could do because I don't know...

[wind whooshing]Whoa, watch it!

[laughing]

Hold on to that side.

Oh, my mascara.

You take one moment off and...

[wind whooshing] No!

No, no, no! No![laughing]

FITCH: Hurricane Katrina.

Hurricane Home Depot.

[saw buzzing]

Right here? Yeah.

JOHN: The design that I have

kind of concocted in my head is going to be

a fabricated Mystic Tanning booth.

TYLER: The main theme of the float

is a mystical forest.

So we're doing very, like, Shakespearean

A Midsummer Night's Dream.

Do you like these?Ooh!

This is the saving grace of our float right here.

Those are mystical.JOHN: When someone walks into

the booth, we want this light show, we want all this fog.

It's good, man.Yeah.

Like, these all over in the Styrofoam.

You just stick it in there.

TYLER: Grass with sequins on it.

There's leaves with beads on it.

Ilovethese.

In that case, we'll take them all.

I'm not worried at all about it flying apart. I'm just

worried about it falling over.Tipping over. That would suck, dude.

TYLER: And what we're gonna dois once we have it all set up and all

the grass and all the wildlife put up on there, I'm just gonna

douse it with about a pound or two of glitter.

I think this could stand up to like

at least a category three.Oh, yeah.

Yeah. It's on there, buddy.

TYLER: Johnny represents

all that straight manhood should be.

And, so it's funny that his main project

while we're down here

is to make the gayest float ever.

I kind of enjoyed the irony.

[Styrofoam squeaking]

JOHN: Is that how you're gonna have it layered, like that?

Yeah. That looks cool, dude.

'Cause, I mean, I'll kind of like hash it off

a little bit so it kind of looks like rocks. Yeah.

PAULA: That looks so good.

That is so fun.

TYLER: You want a mystical forest.

I will not disappoint.

[phone ringing]PAULA: I'll get it.

Hello?Hey, who's this?

Paula.Paula, it's me, Svetlana.

Hey, what's up?Sorry I didn't call.

It's just really like hectic...I really understand. I was gonna call,

but I was like, "I don't want to bother her."

You know, I... I feel really, like, sad.

PAULA: Fitz is in Philly with Martin's family.

Um, I'll tell you everything when I get home.

Okay.I couldn't imagine losing a parent

or being with a boyfriend that is losing a parent.

It's just something that would be so devastating to me.

So I was just calling to see

if anybody could pick me up tomorrow.

Yeah, what time?

:.

Okay.

All right, thanks a lot.

All right, I'll see you tomorrow.

Okay, bye.Bye-bye.

"Tropical Depression

"continues to swirl.

"Pressure is drifting west

at two miles an hour."We just had to deal with

a hurricane three weeks ago, and here we are all over again.

"Tropical Depression should become a tropical storm

"within the next to hours,

and if it does, it will be named Wilma."

"Wilma" is not fierce.

"Katrina" is though, right?

And Rita-- you knew she was pissed.

♪ ♪

♪ Oh, I been heading out to the gym every day ♪

♪ Been working out for a while. ♪

I used to kick box.

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh ♪

♪ I'm in such great shape ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh ♪

♪ I'm in such great shape ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh ♪

♪ I'm in such great shape ♪

I'm so sweaty.

Know what I'm saying?

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh ♪

♪ I'm in such great shape ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh... ♪

I just want to go home and get... I just want to get

out of these clothes.

[gasps]

JOHN: I want to help you, dude...I don't need any help, thanks.

JOHN: I know,' cause I know

when you sleep, your clothes stick to you more.

Yeah.I'm just saying, if you need help,

that's what I'm here for. Oh, all right.

Seriously, I want you to know

if you ever have trouble getting your pants off...

anything, even sports bras, like, whatever, I can do it.

I can unclasp a bra one-handed.

That is talent. I know. I know.

That right there, Johnny. I've done it with my toes once,

but I woke up in a coma.

JANELLE: John...

is sort of coming from a more sexual perspective,

a more physical perspective.

And he's sort of throwing

the idea out, you know, just to make it physical.

Ah!

That felt good.

Let's go get those pants off.

I don't really need a guy right now.

Sorry.

Janelle... let's go get those pants off.

No, let's not. Come on. No, seriously.

No.

[jet engine droning]

Thank you so much. No problem.

How you been? I haven't seen you in...Good, good, I know.

Everything all right? Yeah, it's okay.

All right.

His dad passed.

Oh, wow.

First time I saw somebody so sick.

First time I saw an open casket... Wow.

First time for a lot of things.

Man, that's tough.

No, it was... it's beyond tough.

I didn't expect it to be this painful.

How is he dealing with it?

Oh, are you kidding?

Martin doesn't speak, he doesn't his emotions.

And for him to say the things that he was feeling,

my heart just, like, crumbled.

For Martin to let his guard down,

and for me to be there,

and for him to open up to me,

we both realized a lot of things.

I bet, man, I bet.

SVETLANA: Martin and I

got over a huge mountain...

and it's just bumps in the road left.

Today we sold one to Marsha,

Pauly bought four tans for friends.

Fat Tuesday's is going to buy $ worth of tans, too.

Shut up!

Right here. Put her there, put her there.

Hey, did you hear about the storm?

It's mile- an-hour winds.

And going up.And going up.

It's supposed to be a hurricane.

Right now it's a hurricane, right?

With that?It is a hurricane, absolutely.

They're projecting it to be here by the weekend.

A Category Three by the weekend.

ZACH: And it's going to plow right into Key West,

and it's going to ruin Fantasy Fest.

No hurricane.

[wind whistling]

JOHN: Girls, please.

JANELLE: In a minute.

This seafood place, it's a restaurant,

and they want to get rid of

all their seafood and stuff

before the hurricane hits.

So, they're just having, like, drinks and food.

JANELLE: Here I come, Johnny.

Right behind you.

Who knows where this place is?

Yeah, where is this place?

JOHN: Louie's Backyard Barbeque is

kind of hidden away in the south side of Key West.

Let's do this.

It's going to give us a chance

to get off the beaten path a little bit,

and experience something new.

[laughing]

So, you're a conch and you're a conch? She is.

No. My God!

The thing is, we're not normal.I know.

JOSE: Go, Zach!

♪ ♪

[cheering]

Is that sand? Is it sandy?

Yeah, it's sandy.

We all sort of decide to jump into the ocean.

Oh, my God! You're getting butt-naked?

Tyler and John decide to get all willy-nilly

and skinny-dip.

Whoo!

Do you see your friends? They're amazing.

They're in the water?

Your friends are naked.

They're completely naked in the water.

No, they're not.

SVETLANA: Is shebutt-naked?

With no bra?

Janelle, are you topless?

No.

Are you not?

No. I'm not topless. Help!

Johnny, don't you dare!

Now she is!

Oh, my God!

Janelle.

SVETLANA: Is she butt naked with no bra?

Johnny, don't you dare!

Now she is! [laughs]

♪ Is this okay? ♪

♪ Is this okay? ♪

JANELLE: I clearly stated to him not to touch my top.

And he did so anyways.

♪ No ♪

♪ Means ♪

♪ Yes ♪

♪ No ♪

♪ Means ♪

♪ No, no, no, no, no, no, no, yes, yes, yes, yes... ♪

I'm very confused what would ever

make Johnny think that it would be appropriate

to take my top off.

Dude, I'm ready to go.

Yeah.

That was a night.

♪ No ♪

♪ Means ♪

♪ Yes ♪

♪ No ♪

♪ Means ♪

♪ Yes ♪

♪ Oh, no! ♪

[sighs]

She wouldn't even talk to him over there.

That's why I was like, I'm not,

I just know how girls get about that.

Mm-hmm.

I've been to enough parties to know that...

I'm not taking anyone's top off.

The thing about John that irks a lot of people

is his inability to know when to stop.

In that situation, it's tough to know when someone's being serious.

I know. That's why I don't mess around.

That's why you don't mess around.

I don't mess around ever.

Johnny, why would you do that?

I, in no way, meant to, like, upset you, dude.

I really didn't, Janelle.

I seriously was just totally messing around.

You were laughing, and it was like,

ha ha, everyone's having fun and, like, whatever.

But I wasn't laughing when you were trying to take my top off.

When I was in the water... Yeah.

...Johnny, I said don't do that.I know.

And I was like, Johnny, I'm so serious right now.

Do not take off my top.Yeah.

I hear you, dude.

I don't understand, like, what...

Janelle, it was just......what was unclear about that.

JANELLE: When it comes to, you know, female and male relationships,

when someone says "no," you stop.

It just, everything got carried away, dude.

Honestly, it really did.

JOHN: I do realize

that what I did, um, was wrong.

It was inappropriate.

And I feel like I disrespected a person who is one of

the most important people in this house to me.

I was wrong. I'm apologizing.

I'm not trying to make excuses, I'm not trying to justify

why I did what I did, okay?

It happened. I'm... I really am, dude.

I'm sorry.

Okay?

All right.

JANELLE: It was stupid, and I can forgive him.

I just hope it doesn't happen again,

because if it does,

he's out of here or I'm out of here.

Come here. Come here.

Honestly, Johnny, that was...

All right, well, give me a hug.

It was, dude, and I'm sorry.

That was not cool.

It wasn't.It wasn't.

Not cool, not cool.

I... I'm telling you, dude.

Janelle, I seriously love you like,

you're like one of my sisters.

And, I mean, I wouldn't take my sister's top off,

but at the same time...

Johnny...

Don't be mad, Janelle, please.

Do you want to go skinny dip in the pool or what?

Funny guy.

JOHN: I'm just kidding.

[thunder rumbles]

PAULA: You just get down-poured on?

Yeah. It was fun, though.

Here's the thing that I'm thinking.

Okay.I think it'd be

an amazing experience to be here for a hurricane.Not this one.

Rita, maybe, but this one, no.

Yeah. With Rita, I was actually,

I was like, I'll stay.

But you didn't seem like...

But this one, if they're saying it's the biggest...

ZACH: It's just classic, you know.

Here's Wilma

bearing down on southern Florida.

This storm is going to turn into the biggest hurricane

ever.

PAULA:I think we should go to Miami.

Here, you want to call the house,

see what they think?Yeah.

JOSE: Yo.

Yo.

So what's people's feeling on staying and going and all that?

I mean, this is a category five; we're not staying.

JOHN: This is what I think we should do.

Maybe go to a place in

South Beach or Miami or even Fort Lauderdale--

somewhere closer for a day,

see how bad it's getting.

'Cause it might shift past, dude.

ZACH: We should be taking this

extremely seriously, but at the same time,

we have Fantasy Fest still to deal with.

We have an obligation back at Mystic Tan.

It's just one more thing on our plate.

ZACH: I guess we're going to keep watching, but...

this sucks.

All right, bye.

Bye.

[thunder rumbles]

JOHN: Can you imagine if this one hits Florida, we will have been here

for the three worst hurricanes ever recorded in history?

Why couldn't this have happened

on a different weekend, you know?

I mean, like, on a different week.

Why does it have to [bleep] Fantasy Fest now.

Why, Lord?

Why me?

All I want is to see some [bleep] for Fantasy Fest, man.

God.

Next onThe Real World:

Mandatory evacuation, :.

JOSE: Where we going?Fort Lauderdale.

JOSE: Hurricane Wilma is forcing us to leave.

I hear you talk about me when I'm not around.

TYLER:You're crazy. I'm sorry, you're crazy.

Get the [bleep] out of my face!

Oh, my God!

[indistinct shouting]

Should we all do it in sections?Yeah.

Okay.

[laughing]

What the hell is that thing?

This is the Aggressor.

I think sound makes the things move around.

Boom, boom, boom!

[laughing]

Boom, boom...

[grunting and groaning]

Lights, lights...

[groaning and shouting]

Yeah!

[laughing]