01x03 - Gekitotsu haran hisshi no shiai (hoissuru) kaishi!

[bunniefuu]

- Dodgeball is the ultimate ball sport.

- COMBAT

- Its history is full of legends.

And a new chapter is about to be narrated.

Hiyah!

COMBAT

NIKAIDO FAMILY STADIUM

There you are at last, Danko.

You seem to have practiced a lot.

For me.

Just to fight me!

- THE CONFRONTATION! THE
BEGINNING OF A TUMULTUOUS MATCH!

- The Confrontation! The
Beginning of a Tumultous Match!

We're here, Peiko!

I'm glad, Danko.

We can compete without
restraint on this field.

You had the courage to come, well done.

Try not to be disrespectful to
the gentle ladies of Saint Arrows.

They're on their side, while
they're our teachers...

The faculty kneels to
Saint Arrows' wealth.

Damn Yids...

Go and get ready, please.

I reckon we're good to go!

We already did our dailies!

In that case, let us get our reps in.

Juri!

Watch how Saint Arrows will
reduce your club to molten ash.

Rev up those fryers!

I thought you said we were warming up?

That was like an atomic b*mb!

Though, I've had my
share of those already.

Sayo!

Have some respect for our creators, Akari.

They couldn't withstand such a thing!

Saint Arrows had to endure small
bombs to build up resistance!

Rin!

Alright.

I exist only to serve my mistress.

Urara!

Hai~tsu!

Like a Fedex delivery, Rin-chan!

Juri-san!

Easy! Akari!

I can't see diddly squat!

If this is a warm up, we're cooked!

This is like watching DBZ!

This is...

Saint Arrows Dodgeball
Club's star formation!

My lady,

if we had one more member, we
could make a Star of David!

She looks like she's
ready to put belt to a*s!

Good! That's what I want to see!

If she's not even going to watch,

what was the point of
practicing that formation?!

She's all in on Danko...

We're about to start.

Assume the position.

Eh? This gorilla is the referee?

I'm the gym teacher.

You already know I don't like you brats,

so you better believe I'm
going to play favorites.

We're going to play super
dodgeball with local rules.

Super dodgeball!

It's like regular dodgeball

but super!

It's a cross between dodgeball
and life-or-death games!

You put your best four players on
the court, and the rest get to watch!

This ain't FIFA, there's no time limit.

It's go time once the puck drops!

When you blow a player's sh*t
smoove off on the field,

they're swapped out with the scrubs.

You should still k*ll steal
from the sidelines if you can.

Everyone that gets tagged
goes to scrubsville.

Once you've blasted everyone on the field,

you'll be declared the winners!

Jumpball!

Gibs me dat!

She's roid raging!

Let me handle this!

I'll bury these womanlets 3 feet under!

Say it, don't spray it, jeez.

I'll take that as a yes.

Danko.

I'm going to crush you like a tomato!

Axe Shot!

She's busy aura farming!

Like I just said,

you womanlets will get ripped apart!

It's like they got shot by a 12 gauge!

This ain't my first rodeo!

That Axe Shot ain't sh*t!

Hammer Throw Shot!

It's a headshot!

We...

We got her!

You did it!

The pool episode did the trick.

How's that, you ogre?

There's no I in team!

This is going on Worldstar.

Susan Canon. She's an American,
so she's genetically stronger.

Mochiko Etai. Her a*s could fill a bench.

Lastly, ch*nk Kobotoke.

This little slant stole one of Peiko's
special moves after seeing it once.

They must think they're hot sh*t now.

However... They've dug their own graves.

Ow... Ow... Ow...

I'm dying!

Now you've done it...

How could you aim for her head?!

It's time I show you why Danko
and I are the main characters.

Is she allowed to k*ll them?

Well, the rules don't allow for that.

Though, I won't stop her if she tries.

This sport isn't as
dangerous as I thought.

Good work!

Ogreashi, I'll get revenge for you.

Peiko...

Peiko...

You need to get away
from those horses now!

You're even stronger than humans!

Haven't you been on sadpanda?!

Where are you going?

To see if those H manga are accurate!

Hold on! I won't let you do that!

I think this horse has rabies!

Yare, yare.

Peiko!

Haha, there's no way I would ever
lower myself to an animal, Ogreashi.

Dad.

What's up, Juri?

I...

I need something stronger than GOMAD!

My girl...

Work hard for your master!

Peiko! I'm strong too!

You don't need a horse with me around!

Anyways...

This twisted game needs to be reset.

The one who spiked my friend's cortisol...

ch*nk! It's your fault!

ch*nk! It's your fault!

She's going to k*ll ch*nk!

Remember the basics of CQC!

That doesn't work!

They believe in her!

We might be on their turf but they
didn't buy out our classmates!

Get ready, ch*nk.

Not so fast!

She thinks she can take me!

Danko, I want you to keep your eyes
peeled for how free this will be.

Leave the commoners to us, ojou-sama.

We'll get rid of 'em!

You will? Then go ahead and get to work.

Let's boogie.

- Hi~ssu!

- TN: I don't know why she's saying
hi halfway through the episode.

You spin me right round.

Baby, right round!

Last Waltz!

Like a record!

Here it comes!

It hit the ground, strike!

ch*nk!

You've brought Peiko's piss to a boil...

Get back to the fields!

Like a whip!

But ch*nk doesn't even have any melanin!

Ora, ora, from the top rope!

The People's Elbow!

We can dance...

if we want to, yo!

Blame it on the misfortune of your birth!

We're not going to ten-count you out!

ch*nk!

I've had enough of these annoying b*tches!

God damn it!

Das right! Our ch*nk isn't a sl*ve!

Here I come, Peiko!

It's an eephus pitch!

Her wrists must have been destroyed!

ch*nk, I'll bury this
hatchet in one clean throw.

What is that?

One and done,

Break Shot!

Block ch*nk!

Like an SS bolt?!

Chi...

ch*nk!

That's my name...

Don't wear it out...

Triple k*ll!

I hope someone clipped that!

A triple k*ll!

A shot where the ball
collates two other players!

ch*nk, Mochiko and Suzy are benched,

and the three literal
whos now replace them.

Thank you for burying them for me.

It's almost your turn, Danko...

Peiko!

Only the three wood league players

before I get to tango with Danko!

Danko! Honey!

The boys will handle this!

There's no way we can lose to a girl!

Literally whos!

Bottomfeeders.

Tamagawa loses whoever those were!

I should have known!

Almost everyone on Tamagawa
has gotten sniped.

They're stuck on the sidelines, so...

It's down to Danko

and her!

She's going to k*ll you, Honey!

She's scoped in on you, Honey!

I need to lock in!

I finally have friends.
It can't end like this!

Bring it!

Just like that, Honey!

Make yourself look big!

It'll scare them away!

It will definitely work!

With my staggering 80 IQ...

Axe...

Honestly, I don't remember
squat from physics.

If we're talking about
kinetic energy, it's E = mc2,

but I just need to remember
what else was in the equation!

Shot!

Energy equals mass multiplied
by the speed of light...

Wait, that doesn't apply! I'm f*cked!

Damn you, Albert Einstein!

Honey!

Nani?!

Danko!

It was supposed to be
you and I in the finals!

Danko!

Why did you protect little ol' me?!

I'm the MC, I have to protect my nakama!

Now that you've touched
grass, you can win this!

Danko!

The ball is still in play!

She can res her!

Our hard carry is down, because of me...

I've gotta make things right!

The air ball...

She caught it!

Safe!

She teleported to the ball?!

Geez, that almost gave me a stroke.

I'm the bottom frag.

I'm being carried by the rest of the team.

Still!

That's why I did aim training in private.

To stand alongside them,

I'll play fy_iceworld
as much as necessary!

I can't drag the team down!

I'll keep our team...

and my rank safe!

Honey Homing Shot!

She's firing her lazer!

Rin!

Are you alive?!

If I stop this, we're back in business!

I'll get it done with hard work and guts!

Honey sh**ting Star!

Never mind, I'm good!

Oh wow!

Honey's wrecking them!

Honey must have toggled her hacks!

Holy crackers, Honey!

Genocide them all like that!

Phew... Danko's still in the running.

Oy, oy, Moai.

You gave us fake news.

That girl is a k*ller.

It's back to the fields for you.

You're wrong.

I'm like PunkBuster for Saint Arrows.

My anti-cheat knows all your secrets.

Hey, are you deaf?

I'll expose your tricks,

and kick you from our server!

Danko and...

- ch*nk's!

- DANKO AND ch*nk'S OMAKE CORNER!

- Omake Corner!

TAIGA NIKAIDO'S FRIENDSHIP WITH DANPEI

I've been waiting for this, Danko!

Eh?! Peiko?

She's even in the bonus segment...

Allow me to introduce to you
my father, Taiga Nikaido!

He led the Saint Arrows Dodgeball
Club as Danpei-sama's fated rival!

People would later share tales of
the many epic battles between them!

But that was not all there
was to their relationship.

Their reciprocal encouragement allowed them
to improve and get back on their feet!

Ah, what a beautiful
friendship they shared!

She's wriggling all over the place.

Don't mind her. That's just how she is.

My father's special move is the Sky
Shot, as well as the Hyper Diving Shot!

Woah, that's so cool!

I see. You inherited his techniques
and honed them into your own.

Exactly! The Dancing Sky Shot!

The score between Tamagawa
and Saint Arrows was never settled,

and my father was sent to study in Europe.

However, few are aware that
our fathers had a one-on-one.

Having sworn to settle the score once
and for all, they went their separate ways.

They would have their rematch
after they became stronger!

Danko-chan's dad and Taiga-san
became eternal rivals.

This is exactly why we
were destined to meet.

P-Peiko...

Danko-kun!

We should follow in
our fathers' footsteps,

and have a private
showdown! Just you and me!

What're you getting at?!

Don't run, Danko-kun!

Get away from me!

I'll follow you to the ends
of the Earth! Danko-kun!

Be quiet!

Don't run from me!

Why are you running?

Wait for me!

Don't bother, Danko-chan.
That's just how she is.

We'll, uh, be going all
out next time as well.

Danko-kun!

Go away!

TO BE CONTINUED

- NEXT EPISODE

- Next time, on Flaming
Dodgeball Girl Danko:

- Rainy Showdown! Danko Awakens!

- Rainy Showdown! Danko Awakens!

- I'm going all out!