02x01 - The Treat Goblin/Baby Super Shark

[bunniefuu]

- ♪ Baby Shark, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ Baby Shark, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ Baby Shark, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ Baby Shark ♪

♪ And this is my show, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ That's my mom, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ That's my dad, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ That's William! ♪ - Whoo-hoo!

- ♪ We live here ♪

♪ We do fun things ♪

♪ And through it all ♪ - ♪ Do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

- ♪ We dance and sing ♪

♪ This is Baby... ♪ - ♪ Baby... ♪

all: ♪ "Shark's Big Show" ♪

- ♪ Do, do-do, do-do-do ♪

- And then my parents made me clean my room!

[all gasp]

- Gasp, indeed.

- Oh. Hey, Goldie.

- Greetings and salutations, my dear, devoted fans.

[chuckles]

- Ooh, merci.

- You are all cordially invited to my captivatingly

creepy costume party.

- Awesome! - Cool.

- Your parties are legendary, Goldie.

- They are?

- Oh, yeah.

You're famous for throwing the best fiestas.

- Then will you attend?

There will be treats and games and treats and music.

And did I mention treats?

- Shh.

You had me at "treats."

[cackling]

- Oh, Jack-o-leen, isn't this exciting?

My friends said I throw the best parties in town.

Nay, in the entire ocean.

What's that, Jack-o-leen?

Am I nervous about disappointing them?

Not in the least.

I know the secret to any great party--

yummy treats.

[gasps]

I forgot to get my treats.

I can't have a party without them!

[ominous doorbell rings] [gasp]

Oh, no. My guests have arrived.

And my doorbell is so ominous.

[tense music]

I suppose I could simply tell them what happened,

but my party would be the laughing stock of the town.

Huh?

What's that, Jack-o-leen?

If I distract them with fun and games,

they'll forget about the treats?

Brilliant.

I'd hug you if I weren't so afraid

of squishing your insides.

Ooh.

Ahh.

Welcome to my costume party.

- Wow. - Fancy.

- Ooh, Baby. Are you a skeleton?

- Yep, and they're all funny bones.

- [chuckles]

- And William's a giant bag of chum-yums.

- Mom says you are what you eat.

- I'm a daring adventurer.

Call me Findiana Jones.

[laughs]

- And I'm Little Flo Peep.

Rocky's my sheep fish.

- [bleats]

- Vola, are you a mad scientist?

- Nope, I'm a rad scientist.

And according to my calculations,

this party's gonna be off the hook.

- Then let's play some ghoulish party games,

and forget all about the treats.

All right, Hank, stick the tail

on the Loch Ness lobster.

- Whoa.

- Ah. - Whoa!

- Red light.

Green light.

Red light.

- Goldie, how exactly is Red Light

Green Light a ghoulish game?

- Because traffic's a nightmare.

[laughs evilly]

Voila.

Consider your face painted.

- It's beautiful.

[laughter]

- You're right, Jack-o-leen.

They've completely forgotten about the treats.

- I'm having fun!

[stomach grumbles] Oh.

But my tummy sounds angry.

- [laughs] You're hungry, Hank.

[stomach grumbles] Hm.

I'm kind of hungry, too.

- Me too. - Me three.

- Ditto.

- Where are the treats, Goldie?

- [gasps] The treats?

You mean the treats that I didn't forget?

The treats that will make or break my party?

- Yep. Those are the ones.

- Coming right up.

Jack-o-leen, whatever shall I do?

Oh.

Huh? What's that, Jack-o-leen?

You think I should act my way out of this mess?

That just might work.

Now who's laughing, Dame Guppy Dench?

- Friends, the most terrible thing has happened.

- The sea level is dropping?

- Worse.

Our treats have been stolen by the Treat Goblin.

[all gasp]

- The Treat Goblin?

Who's that?

- Why, you don't know who the Treat Goblin is?

It's the most notorious street thief of them all.

[upbeat jazzy music]

♪ ♪

I'll show you.

♪ Just beyond the coral reef ♪

♪ Taking unsuspecting fishies' treats ♪

♪ There's a thief, a goblin fish ♪

♪ A hungry beast ♪

♪ And that's why there's nothing left to eat ♪

♪ Well, there's a Treat Goblin taking party snacks ♪

♪ And we're never ever getting them back ♪

♪ It comes for the yums ♪

♪ But great parties always have risks ♪

♪ The tale of the Treat Goblin ♪

♪ It comes for the yums ♪

♪ The Treat Goblin totally exists ♪

And that's that. - What does it look like?

- Uh. [chuckles]

♪ With venomous spines and angry eyebrows ♪

♪ They say it once made an onion cry out ♪

- Ah!

- ♪ Every year or so it comes ♪

♪ And a massive goblin fish steals the chum-yums ♪

♪ There's a Treat Goblin taking party snacks ♪

♪ And no fishy ever gets them back ♪

♪ It comes for the yums ♪

♪ But great parties always have risks ♪

all: ♪ The tale of the Treat Goblin ♪

- ♪ It comes for the yums ♪

all: ♪ The Treat Goblin totally exists ♪

[applause]

- The treats are gone forever.

So sad, but nothing can be done about it.

Now, who's up for karaoke?

- Karaoke can wait.

We have to find the Treat Goblin

and get those treats back.

- But we can't.

Didn't you hear my song?

- The Treat Goblin took your treats without asking,

and that's not fair.

- We have to get those treats back.

- Yeah. - All right.

- Yay, a field trip!

- Or we could stay in and play charades.

[sighs] I'll be right back.

Jack-o-leen, help!

They're going to search for a monster that doesn't exist!

What shall I do now?

[gasps] Why, Jack-o-leen,

you little devil fish, you're right!

[suspenseful music]

♪ ♪

If I plant clues that show just how terrifying

this Treat Goblin is, my friends will be forced

to give up their hunt.

I'm so glad I thought of it.

I mean, we thought of it.

[laughs evilly]

[thunder cracks]

- For Goldie!

all: For Goldie!

- It's working.

[eerie music]

♪ ♪

These scary noises will send them swimming

right back to my party.

[spooky noises]

- Oh.

What's that scary noise?

- Up ahead is Treat Goblin territory.

And it sounds like it's angry.

Perhaps we should turn back.

- Are you kidding me?

We can't give up now.

Let's go!

- Ugh.

[munching]

These huge chomp marks should change their mind.

My, look at those huge chomp marks!

[all gasp]

- Oh, no. - [gulps]

- The Treat Goblin must be pretty big.

- Why don't we just give up?

- Because you're our friend.

all: For Goldie!

- Hmm.

Oh, Jack-o-leen, it's not working.

There's only one thing left to do.

I must become that which I fear.

I'm going to dress up like the Treat Goblin.

[eerie music]

♪ ♪

- Now, where is that Treat Goblin?

- [growling]

- Um, right there.

[snarling]

[all gasp]

- Behold, 'tis I, the despicable Treat Goblin.

- Oh, it's even more horrifying than I thought.

- Why, thank you.

Cease your foolhearted attempt to regain your treats,

or else! - No.

You took those treats from our friend!

- And we won't stop until we get them back.

- [snarls]

- Well, when you put it that way...

[fearful cries]

- That's right. You should scream.

Swim away back to the greatest party of your lives!

The Treat Goblin is ferocious.

The Treat Goblin is unstoppable.

The Treat Goblin is-- - Goldie?

- Ah. Oh.

- Whoa.

Plot twist!

- Goldie, what's going on?

- My dear friends and devoted fans,

I'm sorry I deceived you, but I must confess.

I forgot to get treats for the party.

I didn't want my party to be a flop,

so I put on this charade.

I'm sorry.

- Oh, but, Goldie, we didn't come

to your party for the treats.

- You didn't?

- No, we came to have fun with you.

- And that's what we did.

- Yep. - Uh-huh.

- Treats or no treats.

- I--I don't know what to say except--

it's time to party!

[laughter]

[upbeat music]

- Whoo-hoo! - Oh, yeah.

- Bullseye!

[laughter]

[ominous doorbell rings]

- I wonder who that could be.

[dramatic music]

[all gasp]

- The--the Treat Goblin?

You're real?

- Oh, I'm real.

And I brought treats!

- Yeah! [laughter]

- Yeah!

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

[baby laughing]

[dramatic music]

- Oh, look at those little babies, Costello.

They're adorable, sweet, and totally powerless.

[laughs]

- I don't know, Vigo.

Babies are full of surprises.

- [burps]

- And gas.

- Pfft.

Trust me, if every fish here were a baby,

I'd be able to rule the ocean.

[cackles]

Luckily, I have just the invention

to enact such a nefarious plan.

A-ha. Behold, my Baby-Ray.

It has the power to turn any fishy into a baby.

- [cackles]

- Now, without further ado,

let Operation Turn Every Fishy into Adorable Babies commence.

- No way.

Super Shark and Captain Kelp are here to save the day.

- Now, drop that ray, Hugo.

- First off, it's Vigo.

Ouch.

Second, how did you know about my evil plan?

- Costello just updated his status on Evilgram.

[keyboard clacks]

- Oh, was that a secret?

- Oi.

You know, I really need to limit his screen time.

OK.

So you know about my evil plan.

Big whoop.

You'll never be able to stop me.

In fact, first come, first serve.

[energy blasts]

[both gasp]

- [gasps] Super Shark and Captain Kelp

are totally adorable!

- [burps] - [laughs]

- Exqueeze me.

- A-ha.

What did I tell you, Costello?

This half-baked plan is foolproof.

So what are you going to do now, super babies?

both: Baby bounce!

- What?

[lively music]

♪ ♪

- ♪ Something's bubbled up inside of me ♪

- ♪ Yeah, you got to let that out ♪

- ♪ Even the teeniest tiny fishies ♪

♪ Can make the biggest sounds ♪

♪ Bounce, baby ♪

- ♪ Bounce, bounce, baby ♪

both: Whoo!

♪ I'm a teeny, tiny fishy ♪

♪ What do I do? ♪

♪ Bounce, baby, bounce ♪

♪ I got little mini fins and a good attitude ♪

♪ Bounce, bounce, baby, bounce ♪

- ♪ There's no need to worry ♪

♪ Don't you think of saying sorry ♪

- ♪ 'Cause we're letting all the good times flow ♪

Whoa. - ♪ We rolling with the tides ♪

- ♪ And keeping up the vibe ♪

both: ♪ Keep bouncing till we say so ♪

- What? No!

both: ♪ I'm a teeny, tiny fishy ♪

♪ What do I do? Bounce, baby, bounce ♪

♪ I got little mini fins and a good attitude ♪

♪ Bounce, bounce, baby, bounce ♪

- Ooh, a shiny thing.

- Your youthful vigor is surprising.

both: ♪ Bounce, baby ♪

♪ Bounce, bounce, baby ♪

♪ Bounce, bounce, baby, bouncy, bouncy baby ♪

♪ I'm a teeny, tiny fishy, what do I do? ♪

♪ Bounce, bounce, baby, bounce ♪

♪ Bounce, baby ♪

♪ Bounce, bounce baby ♪

♪ Bounce, bounce baby, bouncy, bouncy baby ♪

♪ I'm a teeny, tiny fishy, doo-doo, doo-doo-doo ♪

♪ Bounce, bounce, baby, bounce ♪

[dramatic music]

- Ooh, shiny.

- Wait. Don't touch that!

[upbeat music]

- Here, cutie patooties.

Come to mama Costello!

Oof.

- Oh, shiny!

[beeping]

- No!

[muttering]

[all gasp]

Agh!

Those super babies stole the crystal

for my Baby-Ray and my evil blimp!

- And your favorite teddy fish.

- [gasps]

- Oh, I love snuggling.

- No, not Mr. Blinky.

Come on, Costello.

We have to catch them.

- Wha?

[ominous music]

- Hi!

- Splish, splash.

Teeny tiny babies are piloting a villainous blimp.

How adorable.

- I'm starting to develop swimmer's tentacle.

Hurry, Costello.

We need to get back the crystal for my Baby-Ray.

Blast.

My handsome blimp is just too fast.

We'll never catch it.

[panting]

- Don't worry.

I brought our diabolical diaper bag!

There's got to be some gizmo in here

to catch those super babies.

- Excellent work, Costello.

Hand me the Paci-Plungers.

Ready, steady, plunge!

[both grunting]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Ooh.

That cloud looks like a giant chum-yum.

- Oh, it's fluffy and yummy,

and I want it in my tummy.

[beep]

[both screaming]

- Oh, no! - Yikes!

[grunting] - Gird your fins, Costello!

[munching]

- Mmm!

That was jaw-some!

- Ugh!

Oh, that was jaw-ful.

- Good thing I brought plenty of sinister soothing cream.

[tranquil music]

- [giggling] Hey, that tickles.

- Oh, me next, me next.

[giggles]

That does tickle.

- Ha.

We can catapult onto that blimp using the evil Cradle-pult.

[laughs]

- Um, are you sure this is safe?

- No. Now prepare for launch.

[screaming]

[both gasp]

- It's Mr. Grumpy Pants.

- Yeah, OK. That wasn't even close.

Now, hand over my crystal.

- Tag. You're it.

- We are not playing tuna tag.

We are trying to take over the ocean!

[giggling]

[laughing]

- You can't catch us.

- Whoo! Whoo! - [laughs]

- OK, babies.

There's nowhere for you to swim.

Give me the crystal.

And Mr. Blinky.

- Nuh-uh.

Let's bounce!

[laughter]

Bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, bouncy!

- [screaming]

[grunts]

I just don't get it.

How are these babies thwarting me?

I mean, they're just babies.

- I told you, babies are full of surprises.

- [burps]

- And gas.

- You're right.

I have been underestimating those burpy little babies.

But no more!

To get back my crystal,

I need to bring in the big tentacles!

both: Patty kelp, patty kelp, how does it go?

We're little babies, so we don't know.

[both laugh]

- Hello, super babies!

- Whoa.

- I know how much you love that crystal.

You know, because it's so, oh, so shiny.

[mocking sounds]

But I have a new gizmo to show you.

- Ooh, a gizmo.

What that?

- Behold, my super-evil disco ball.

[laughs]

both: [gasps] Ah, shiny.

- Ooh, shiny.

- Yeah, I thought you might be amused.

Here, super babies.

Come and get it.

[dance music plays]

- After the shiny!

- Aye, aye!

♪ ♪

- Come on, babies.

Follow the shiny disco ball.

♪ ♪

- [gasps] Shiny!

- Must touch!

- Ooh.

- Ha-ha! I got ya.

[both crying]

- Uh-oh.

We've got a baby tantrum.

- You will stop this infernal racket at once.

Do you hear me?

Oh. All right.

♪ Hush little fishes, don't say a word ♪

♪ Vigo's going to buy you ♪

♪ Anything to stop this crying! ♪

- Oh, doesn't this make you want some babies of your own?

- Oh, Costello, you know I'm focusing

on my career right now. Please.

[ominous music]

♪ ♪

- Aww.

- OK, just need to put the crystal back into place,

reverse the dial, and--

- Ah-hah!

Now that we've had our naps, we are so

gonna stop your evil plan.

- That's right.

- Eh, I'm over the whole baby thing.

It way tougher than I realized.

Turning every fishy into a baby would be a disaster,

a completely annoying disaster.

- Uh, OK.

- Maybe we could let you off this time.

Besides, I really want to go play with something--

- Shiny?

- Yes! Let's flow.

- OK, my baby idea didn't work.

So it's time to enact my new plan.

Let Operation Cover Carnivore Cove

in Tasty Shellatin commence!

- Oh, no, you don't.

- What? How did you know?

- Costello just updated his status on Evilgram.

- Oh.

Was that a secret, too?

- Costello!

- ♪ It's the end, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ It's the end, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ It's the end, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ It's the end ♪

♪ Of our show ♪

♪ But don't go ♪

♪ Let's just flow ♪

♪ To the next episode of ♪

♪ "Baby Shark's Big Show" ♪

♪ Do, do-do, do-do-do ♪