02x06 & 02x07 - Best in Flow/Blizzard Wizard

[bunniefuu]

- ♪ Baby Shark, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ Baby Shark, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ Baby Shark, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ Baby Shark ♪

♪ And this is my show, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ That's my mom, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ That's my dad, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ That's William! ♪ - Whoo-hoo!

- ♪ We live here ♪

♪ We do fun things ♪

♪ And through it all ♪ - ♪ Do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

- ♪ We dance and sing ♪

♪ This is Baby... ♪ - ♪ Baby... ♪

all: ♪ "Shark's Big Show" ♪

- ♪ Do, do-do, do-do-do ♪

[cheerful music]

♪ ♪

- [gasps] It's here!

The day of the Grand Pet Dance Competition!

You ready to dance your tiny booty off, Teensy?

- Uh-huh!

- Then let's get ready.

♪ I said a-one, two, three ♪

♪ Come on, brush with me ♪

[upbeat rock music]

♪ A four and a five, let's flow, look alive ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Six, seven, eight, nine ♪

♪ You know what time is, it's Teensy dancing time ♪

- Ooh, you fishies are really sparkling today.

- Yeah!

- [laughs] And you know we're going to bring the wild

and uninhibited razzle dazzle.

The judge fishy's going to love it!

- Gather round, contestants.

Let's see.

We have newcomers, Baby and Teensy,

very good, and Mr. Fish and Sluggy.

But, hmm, where are Bentley and Niles?

- You mean the reigning champions?

[dramatic music]

You may proceed, Judge.

- You will be competing in three days of dance.

At the end of day three,

the team who has won the most rounds

will take home the coveted grand prize,

the Grand Pet Dance Tiaras.

- Ooh. [Teensy trills]

- Prepare your pets.

We'll begin momentarily.

- Well, if it isn't Baby Shark

and this teensy little t*rd.

[chuckles]

Come for my tiaras, have you?

Well, I say pshaw,

pshaw , fold.

Niles and I have traded the art of pet dancing for years.

You're in over your fishy little heads.

- Yikes.

This competition is more serious than I thought.

- Hey, don't worry about Bentley.

You two love to dance.

Just be yourselves and do your thing.

- [laughs] You're right.

We've got passion, intensity, really zany poses.

- [trills]

- [laughs] Come on, Teensy.

Let's dance our fins off.

[upbeat dance music playing]

♪ ♪

Ooh, ah.

[grunting]

[record scratch] What?

What happened to our music?

We were just getting started.

- I'll say. [dramatic music]

Getting started disgracing the noble art of pet dancing.

This is no place for passion and self-expression.

- What--what do you mean?

- The Grand Pet Dance Competition

is all about fancy dancing set to fancy music.

- But--but--

- Next contestants!

[gentle classical music playing]

♪ ♪

Next up, Bentley and Niles!

[plucky classical music playing]

Oh, the form, the dignity.

Now that's pet dancing.

[both muttering]

I've seen all I need to see.

Our day one winners are Bentley and Niles.

- That's right.

Our reign continues.

- Great job, Bentley!

- Take note, Fish.

Maybe someday you can be as fancy as Niles and I.

- Don't worry, Teensy.

We're gonna come up with the fanciest dance ever.

[cheerful music]

- [sighs] You ready to get fancy?

- You bet!

[upbeat dance music playing]

- Ooh, love that beat.

This song is--

[music stops]

All wrong.

Pet dancing is no place

for passion and self-expression.

We need something else.

[classical music playing] Perfect.

The fancy music of Wolfish Amadeus Flozart.

- [trills sadly]

- I know fancy dancing isn't as fun, Teensy.

But it'll all be worth it when we win those tiaras.

- [excited warbles]

[upbeat orchestral music]

♪ ♪

- Indubitably, hello, my good William.

- Wow.

You fishies got fancy.

- Uh-huh.

- I know, right?

We can't wait to show off our brand new fancy moves.

- Fancy, huh?

I'll be the judge of that, harrumph.

- You know, fancy dancing didn't come naturally

to me and Sluggy either.

We actually used to love bubstep.

[intense electronic music]

But we left it all behind to be fancy.

- Baby and Teensy to the stage.

- Remember, fancy, fancy, fancy.

- Got it.

[gentle classical music playing]

♪ ♪

- Ooh, such precision, such control,

such serious expressions.

♪ ♪

- Well, it wasn't as fun as our usual dancing,

but at least the judge liked it.

- [trills sadly]

- And today's winners are...

Baby and Teensy!

- Oh! What?

- Yes!

I mean, top drawer.

Good, good.

- Listen here, you Philistine fishy.

I'm the face of fancy dancing around here.

And that's not about to change.

Tomorrow, Niles and I are going to dance

the fanciest pet dance that's ever been danced.

- Mm-huh.

- We got this, Teensy.

We'll come up with a dance

that's twice as fancy as theirs.

Come on.

One, two, three, four.

Fancy, fancy, fancy, fancy.

All right, Teensy, we are ready for our fanciest day ever.

- [sips] Yeah.

- ♪ One, two, three, do a fancy brush with me ♪

♪ Four and five, fancy doesn't rhyme ♪

♪ Seven, eight, nine, it's fancy, fancy time! ♪

- Baby, these are your fanciest outfits yet.

Oh-h*-h*.

- Indeed.

- Uh, are you two feeling OK?

You kind of look like you've lost your sparkle.

- That's because they have.

Fish aren't meant to sparkle

in the Grand Pet Dance Competition.

They're meant to be fancy.

Mm.

- Quit that wistful sighing, Fish.

You're fancy now, and you like it.

- Of course, Bentley. [laughs]

I don't know what I was thinking.

Come on, Sluggy, we're almost up.

- I see you two have finally embraced true fanciness.

Aren't you happy you gave up that silly, zany dancing?

- Uh, yeah.

So happy.

[gentle classical music playing]

♪ ♪

- What a display.

Next up, our final performers, Baby and Teensy.

[gentle classical music playing]

[Baby groans]

♪ ♪

- This doesn't feel right.

Cut the music!

[audience gasps]

I don't know about you, Teensy,

but I'd rather lose while having fun

than dance like this for one more second.

What do you say?

- Whoo-hoo!

- Oh, my. [all gasp]

- William, hit it!

[upbeat dance music playing]

♪ ♪

♪ If you feel like you're stuck ♪

♪ In some other fishy's current ♪

[echoing]

♪ Remember the ocean can't stop being blue ♪

♪ So why would you stop being you? ♪

♪ Watch out, world! ♪

♪ Here we come ♪

♪ We're making waves tonight ♪

♪ Dancing on water, water, water ♪

♪ It's flowing through me, I can tell ♪

♪ Dancing on water, water, water ♪

♪ Don't need to move like anyfishy else ♪

♪ ♪

♪ I'm breaking out of my shell ♪

- ♪ He's breaking out of his shell ♪

- ♪ Never felt so much like myself ♪

Shark jump!

♪ ♪

♪ Teeny tiny tap ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Let the t*rd go brr! ♪

♪ Dancing on water, water, water ♪

♪ It's flowing through me, I can tell ♪

♪ Dancing on water, water, water ♪

♪ Don't need to move like anyfishy else ♪

♪ We're making waves tonight! ♪

- This is outrageous.

I demand their immediate disqualification.

- Enough, Bentley.

I have made my final decision.

This was not a display of traditional pet dancing.

It was a pet dancing revolution!

- [gasps] You can't be serious.

- Oh, I can.

The winners of this year's Grand Pet Dance Competition

are Baby and Teensy!

- Oh, my gills!

Oh, my gills! Oh, my gills!

And as the new Grand Pet Dance champions,

we now declare it's time to dance!

[laughs]

[intense electronic music playing]

- Hear that, Sluggy? Bubstep!

Ha-ha!

- Ridiculous.

Let's go, Niles.

- Wha--a--[grumbles]

- Ha-ha! Whoo-hoo!

Yeah!

[whirring]

[upbeat music]

- Hey-oh.

Today, your boy Blizzard Wizard

is reviewing this ice cream sundae

from Inkington's Frosty Palace.

[munching]

Well, tickle my tusks, the Blizz Wiz

gives this sundae two flippers up!

Whoo, whoo, whoo!

Until next time, stay frosty, my Blizz-nerds.

- Wow.

Blizzard Wizard's ChewTube channel

always gives me a hankering for ice cream.

- Then it's a good thing we're chilling at...

both: Iceberg Ice Cream!

[bell chimes] [upbeat music]

- Well, if it isn't my two favorite customers.

I take it you fishies want your usual.

Wha-tow!

Here you go.

- You know us too well, Scoops.

[laughs]

Mmm!

There's nothing better than the simple combo

of Peppermint Plankton and Bubble Berry Burst.

- We give this swim-sensational sundae...

both: Two flippers up!

- Oh, I see you two fishies are fellow Blizz-nerds.

- The Blizz Wiz rules! - Yep.

- You know, it's always been my dream for Iceberg Ice Cream

to get a good review from his channel.

[phone rings]

[phone beeps]

Oh, salty scoops!

There's an ice cream avalanche in Freezer Burn Bay.

They need all scoopers on deck.

But who's gonna run my parlor?

[both gasp]

- William and I would be happy to run

Iceberg Ice Cream for the day.

- Totally!

- My prized parlor?

My entire world?

In the fins of two squiddos?

[suspenseful music]

Yeah, works for me.

both: Yes!

- Just remember, the key to running

an ice cream parlor is keeping it simple.

- You can count on us, Scoops!

[triumphant music]

♪ ♪

both: Whoa.

- Welcome to Iceberg Ice Cream.

- How can we help you?

- I'll take a Tsunami Slush Sundae, please.

both: Coming up!

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Here you go, miss.

- My, what fin-credible crafts-fin-ship.

Thank you.

- Not to brag, but we are so good at this.

- But to totally brag, we are the best at this!

- Oh, yeah.

[rapping] ♪ It's the Blizz-nerds ♪

♪ Takin' over the Iceberg ♪ - Flo. Flo. Flo. Flo.

- ♪ We keeping it frosty, baby ♪

- ♪ You just got served ♪ - Fo sho.

- ♪ By the Blizz-nerds ♪

♪ Everyfishy get a spoon for the dessert ♪

- Fins up. - ♪ Swim-sensational ♪

♪ Gotta choose, scoop it, serve it, mmm, taste ♪

♪ Even better with sprinkles ♪

♪ Mighty mackerel ♪

♪ You know frosty, that's the way to be ♪

♪ This Baby Shark, now sing with me ♪

♪ Iceberg, baby ♪ - Fins up!

- ♪ We're serving up sundaes, baby♪

- Fins up!

- ♪ Who wants some ice cream, baby? ♪

- Fins up!

♪ Sweetness for your shark tooth, baby ♪

♪ You just got served by the Blizz-nerds ♪

- Two flippas up. Can't get enough.

- ♪ Just got served by the Blizz-nerds ♪

- Two flippas up. Can't get enough.

- ♪ Just got served by the Blizz-nerds ♪

- Two flippas up. Can't get enough.

- ♪ Just got served by the Blizz-nerds ♪

Word.

♪ Iceberg, baby ♪ - Fins up!

- ♪ We serving up sundaes, baby ♪

- Fins up!

- ♪ Who wants some ice cream, baby? ♪

- Fins up!

- ♪ Sweetness for your shark tooth, baby ♪

- Fins up!

both: Word to your mommy shark.

[all munching]

[phone vibrate, dings]

- Look, Blizzard Wizard just posted a new video.

- Hey-o.

I heard there's an ice cream parlor

taking the ocean by storm-- Iceberg Ice Cream.

- [gasps]

- He's talking about us.

- I'm gonna review it for my next video

to see if it really lives up to the hype.

[air horn blares]

- [gasps] This means we're gonna meet

Blizzard Wizard in real life!

- I wonder if he's really as cool as the ice cream he eats.

[cheerful music]

- Scoops will be so thrilled

when he finds out Blizzard Wizard

is gonna review Iceberg Ice Cream.

- Well, yeah, if he gives it a good review.

- What do you mean?

- Blizzard Wizard's the most respected

ice cream critic on ChewTube!

If he gives us two flippers down,

it could ruin Scoops's whole business!

- Ah, silly William.

That's fin-possible.

- Oh, yeah?

Ever heard of Tasty Tundra Ice Cream?

- No. - Exactly!

He gave it two flippers down, and it was never seen again!

That's the power of the fin-ternet.

- Oh, my gills.

We can't let that happen to Iceberg Ice Cream.

- What are we gonna do?

- Hmm.

To impress that picky walrus with taste buds

as cold as his heart, we have to give him

something extravagant.

both: Let's get scooping.

- [laughs] - Add more oomph.

More pizzazz.

- More everything!

[laughter]

- All of our sundaes are so whimsical.

I wonder which one we should serve--

[bell chimes]

- --Blizzard Wizard.

- Yes, it is true.

Blizzard Wizard is in the hizzard.

[all gasp] - It's Blizzard Wizard.

- Somefishy hold me.

- Baby, I'm Blizzard Wizard.

I mean, Blizzard Wizard, I'm Baby.

- It's so nice to meet you.

- I think you mean, it's so "ice" to meet me.

So what's a famous ChewTuber with a gillion subscribers

got to do to get some ice cream around here?

Come on, hit me up.

- Oh, right this way, your Blizzardness.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Here you are, a triple caramel coral fudge sundae

topped with kelp-o-ronie pizzas.

- Salty, sweet, and cheesy?

Fin-teresting.

[munching]

[suspenseful music]

Meh, what else you fishies got?

- Behold, the Great Barrier Treat sundae

in the shape of your greatness.

[angelic music]

- It's certainly a handsome dessert,

but is it delicious?

[suspenseful music]

♪ ♪

Hmm.

The Blizz Wiz has reached a decision,

and believe me, it was an easy one to make.

- He loves it.

I could feel it in my fins.

He's gonna give us--

- Two flippers down.

- What?

- The Blizz Wiz likes his ice cream sweet and simple,

but these sundaes are way too complicated,

and honestly, kind of weird.

Yeah, like, r--it's-- they're really weird.

both: But--but--

- The Blizz Whiz has spoken.

That's right, Blizz-nerds, Iceberg Ice Cream

is officially my least favorite ice cream parlor ever.

Blizz Wiz out. [bell chimes]

- Two flippers down?

- Oh, my.

[bell chimes] [door shuts]

- I can't believe it.

We failed Scoops.

We failed his parlor.

And frankly, we failed ice cream.

- He said the key to running an ice cream parlor

is keeping it simple.

This wasn't simple at all.

- [sighs]

[gasps] That's it!

What's better than the simple combo

of Peppermint Plankton and Bubble Berry Burst?

- Nothing, duh.

That's why it's our signature dessert.

- If we can get Blizzard Wizard to try our swim-sensational

sundae, he'd love it for sure.

- Ooh, I like the way you think.

- Come on, we have an ice cream parlor to save.

[bell chimes] [door shuts]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Blizzard Wizard!

- Oh, you two again?

- Please give us another chance.

We know this sundae will change your mind

about Iceberg Ice Cream.

- Uh, hello?

The Blizz Wiz has spoken, remember?

I don't do redos.

both: Please? Pretty please?

With ice cream on top, please?

- Oh, those puppy fish eyes--

they're thawing my cold heart.

[groans]

Fine!

But this is your final chance.

- Whoo-hoo! - Yes!

- Hmm.

Good weight, nice consistency.

[suspenseful music]

[gargles]

♪ ♪

Oh, my word.

It's so awful--

- [sighs]

- That you only brought me one

of these delicious sundaes.

[munching] Oh, it's sweet and simple,

just the way I like it.

[both squealing]

[cheerful music]

♪ ♪

- You heard it here, my Blizz-nerds.

Iceberg Ice Cream is officially

my favorite ice cream parlor of all time.

It gets two flippers way up.

[air horns blare]

[cheering]

- Baby Shark, William, how did it--whoa!

Blizzard Wizard.

[thud]

- Hey-o.

I have got to shake the wing

of the proprietor behind this fine ice cream establishment.

- Wow, the Blizz Wiz likes my ice cream parlor?

- Like it? I love it!

- Love?

Salty Scoops!

I knew I left my ice cream parlor in the right fins.

Oh, I'm so proud of you fishies.

- Aw, thanks, Scoops.

You were right all along.

We just needed to keep it simple.

[stomach rumbles]

- Oh, speaking of,

I simply need some ice cream!

[stomach rumbles]

- [giggles] Me too.

- Coming right up.

[upbeat music]

- Ahh. [munch]

- ♪ It's the end, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ It's the end, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ It's the end, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ It's the end ♪

♪ Of our show ♪

♪ But don't go ♪

♪ Let's just flow ♪

♪ To the next episode of ♪

♪ "Baby Shark's Big Show" ♪

♪ Do, do-do, do-do-do ♪