02x16 - Washed Up/2 Cool 4 Rules

[bunniefuu]

- ♪ Baby Shark, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ Baby Shark, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ Baby Shark, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ Baby Shark ♪

♪ And this is my show, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ That's my mom, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ That's my dad, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ That's William! ♪ - Whoo-hoo!

- ♪ We live here ♪

♪ We do fun things ♪

♪ And through it all ♪ - ♪ Do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

- ♪ We dance and sing ♪

♪ This is Baby... ♪ - ♪ Baby... ♪

all: ♪ "Shark's Big Show" ♪

- ♪ Do, do-do, do-do-do ♪

- Whoo-hoo!

It's my birthday tomorrow!

- Gasp!

Vola, it's your birthday tomorrow?

- Wow.

Already?

- Yep. Can you believe it?

I'm so excited, I want to tell the whole ocean.

It's my birthday tomorrow!

Huzzah!

- She's gone. We're clear.

- Good, job fishies.

Vola has no idea that we've been planning her surprise

birthday party, AKA...

Operation Vola's Super Secret Don't Tell Anyfishy Fincredible

Jawsome Birthday Good Time Swimtacular!

- This operation really needs a shorter name.

- Tomorrow Vola's moms will bring her

to her favorite place ever--

Medieval Tides.

- Once there, Vola's favorite knight, Sir Gilliad,

will dedicate the entire show to her.

- Boom!

Best birthday ever.

- Chucks, Hank, you'll be in charge of the

birthday balloons.

both: On it!

- William, Goldie, we'll make sure the knights

are ready for tomorrow.

both: Right.

- OK, it's flow time.

all: Huzzah!

- I hope they're rehearsing the part with the sea dragon.

[gasps]

- Huh?

This doesn't look like a sea dragon battle.

- Yes.

Where is the noble Sir Gilliad?

- But we need you, Basil.

You're the star of the show.

- Oh, I'm no star.

I'm a worthless, washed-up barnacle.

I'm unfit to wear the mantle of Sir Gilliad.

- What's wrong?

- Well, Basil took a bit of a stumble yesterday.

- A bit of a stumble?

It was a disaster, a calamity, a tidal wave of humiliation.

There I was playing the valiant Sir Gilliad

bravely facing off against the sea dragon

when I fell and took every fishy down with me.

[all groaning]

I don't deserve to play such a noble knight.

- But, Mr. Basil, tomorrow's Vola's birthday,

and she's your biggest fan.

You have to be Sir Gilliad.

- I'm sorry, but I haven't the courage

to face the spotlight again.

I've simply lost my sparkle.

- Sparkle, you say?

I can help with that.

What you need is my dazzling acting fin-tensive.

I'll teach you to sparkle like a shimmering sea star.

- An acting fin-tensive, you say?

I don't know if I'm ready for that.

- You don't have to do it alone.

- Yeah, we'll join you.

- You will?

OK, then.

I'll do it, for my number one fan, for Velma!

[together] Vola.

- For Vola!

- Lesson one, a good actor must be

able to project their voice.

Mariana, would you help me demonstrate?

- My pleasure.

[inhales]

[echoing] Huzzah.

- Ooh, quite good.

- Baby, William, you try.

[both inhaling]

[echoing] Huzzah.

- Outstanding.

- Well done.

Now you try, Basil.

Just breathe in and release.

- Here goes.

[inhales]

[exhales quietly]

- That wasn't very loud.

- Oh.

- Lesson two: finprov!

I'll give you each a character, and you'll leap into the role.

Baby, you're an evil sea witch.

Go.

- I'll get you, my fishy, and your little dog fish too.

[cackles]

- Simply sinister.

Well done.

Your turn, William.

You're a pirate and a doctor.

Go.

- Yar, matey.

I recommend CCs of treasure, stat.

- Yes.

Love it.

Now you, Basil.

You're a monster.

- Sure.

[clears throat] Beware.

I'm fearsome.

I'm frightening.

I'm--

[audience gasps]

A monster.

The horror!

- Yar.

My diagnosis, he be in trouble, mateys.

- All right, Basil.

I know just what you need to overcome your acting

fears, a practice performance.

- A practice performance?

- Yes.

The party puddle is the perfect place for you

to regain your sparkle.

And your audience will be the friendliest fishy in town.

- Hello.

- Are you kidding?

Look at him.

He's terrifying.

He's probably writing a scathing review right now.

- ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪

- You can do this, Basil.

Become Sir Gilliad and defend your beautiful queen

from this dreadful beast.

- I'm a sea dragon!

Rowr.

- Ahh, save us, Sir Gilliad.

- I-- - Yes?

- I--

both: Come on.

- I can't do it!

I'm just so afraid.

What if I fall again?

- There, there, Basil.

Even I know what it's like to fall on stage.

- You do?

- Oh, yes.

[claps]

Years ago, I was starring in the play "Swamlet."

All was well until I brought down the house...literally.

I thought I was over, finished, kaput.

Luckily, my fellow fishies gave me some advice.

They told me it's not about how you fall

but about how you get back up,

so I did just that.

I got back on stage and gave the most fintastic

performance of my career.

And so can you, Basil.

You just need to get back up and try again.

What do you say?

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- I'm sorry, but I think my sparkling days are over.

It's time for me to give up on acting forever.

[all gasp]

[together] Happy birthday, Vola!

- I can't believe you fishies threw me

a party at Medieval Tides.

Best birthday ever.

- Heh-heh, heh-heh. Yep.

Best birthday ever. Heh-heh.

[light music]

Mr. Basil, are you really not going to be in the show?

- I'm afraid not, but my trusty understudy Neil

shall play Sir Gilliad in my stead.

- [muttering]

- Go get 'em, Neil.

- Hey, does Sir Gilliad look different to you fishies?

[together] Uhh...

- Welcome to Medieval Tides.

- Ooh, this is my favorite part,

Sir Gilliad versus the sea dragon.

- [gulps]

- Psst, Neil, you're on.

Slay me.

- Uh, I'm not ready for this.

[whimpering]

- Huh?

He's just floating there.

This isn't right.

- It's not about how you fall but about how you get back up.

- Sir Gilliad, say something.

- I--I-I-I...um...

- He's not the real Sir Gilliad.

I am!

Good job, Neil.

I'll take it from here.

- All right.

Gotcha.

Oh, no.

I've been found out.

It's true.

You are the real Sir Gilliad.

- A fake Sir Gilliad, what a twist!

- All right, sea dragon, prepare to watch me sparkle!

♪ Shall I let the fear take over?

♪ Nay ♪

♪ All I'll get is regret ♪

♪ So I'll swim through it anyway.

♪ Fear and all ♪

[funky electronic music]

♪ 'Cause I'm ♪

both: ♪ 'Cause I'm brave ♪

- ♪ Brave ♪ both: ♪ 'Cause I'm brave ♪

- ♪ I got it ♪ both: ♪ 'Cause I'm brave ♪

- ♪ I'm brave ♪ both: ♪ 'Cause I'm brave ♪

- ♪ I won't let the fear take over ♪

♪ Then all I'll get is regret ♪

♪ So I swim it anyway ♪

both: ♪ I'm brave ♪

- ♪ I can see the other side ♪

both: ♪ All right ♪

- ♪ Sweet victory, and it's mine ♪

♪ So I'll swim with it anyway ♪

♪ My fear and I ♪

all: ♪ When I feel that it's right to my heart ♪

♪ I flow even though I need a kick start ♪

♪ Starting is the hard part ♪

♪ But I'll be OK ♪

♪ I swim it anyway ♪

♪ That's what it means to be brave ♪

- ♪ Huzzah ♪ both: ♪ Huzzah, I'm brave ♪

- ♪ I'm brave ♪ both: ♪ Huzzah, I'm brave ♪

- ♪ I got it ♪ both: ♪ Huzzah, I'm brave ♪

♪ That's what it means to be brave ♪

both: ♪ OK ♪

♪ Huzzah, I'm brave ♪

- ♪ I'm brave ♪ both: ♪ Huzzah, I'm brave ♪

- ♪ I got it ♪ both: ♪ Huzzah, I'm brave ♪

- ♪ I'm brave ♪ both: ♪ Huzzah, I'm brave ♪

[cheers and applause]

- Ooh, he even added a musical number.

Color me impressed.

- Sir Gilliad just signed my birthday crown with his nose.

[laughs] Best birthday ever!

- Boom.

- Nailed it.

- Ah, thank you, Goldie.

You taught me to face my fears and sparkle once more.

I am forever in your debt.

- The pleasure was all mine.

In fact, I've decided to take on a new student.

Chop-chop, Neil.

- Whoo-hoo!

I'm going to sparkle!

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- On your mark, get set, go!

[panting]

Ohhh!

Ahh!

- Congratulate-fins, Baby.

That's a new living room speed swimming record.

- Yes, I did it!

- Yeah, you broke your old record.

- That wasn't the only thing you broke.

You also broke family rule number ten,

no speed swimming in the house.

both: Uhh...

[whistling]

- Sorry, Mommy, but for what it's worth,

I was going to thank you in my victory speech.

- [chuckles] Thanks, Baby.

That's really sweet, but try not to break any rules

while I'm on vacation.

- I'll try, but the rules are boring.

We'd have more fun without them.

- Come on, some rules are fun.

I mean, what's funner than having

to brush your teeth every day?

- I prefer every five minutes.

You can never turn your back on plaque.

- See, rules are important.

They help the household swim smoothly.

- But do we need to follow them all the time?

Do I really have to go to bed early every night?

- And do I have to rake the seashells

in the front yard every day?

- Grandma and I are free spirits.

We didn't have rules for Daddy Shark.

- He was more of a free range squiddo.

- Yeah. With rules, I might not have ended up

living the rock and roll lifestyle of a dentist.

- What do you think, Mommy?

Can we get rid of the rules?

- I think...

[alarm buzzes]

I'm officially on vacation!

Whoo!

- But-- but, Mommy, what about the rules?

- Oh, squiddo, I'm off the mommy clock.

So handle the rules however you like,

but just remember, those rules exist for a reason.

- Are you fishies thinking what I'm thinking?

- Yup.

The only rule now is no rules!

- [grunts] - [grunts]

- Booyah!

[cheers, laughter]

[upbeat music]

all: ♪ Let's put up our fins and throw ♪

♪ The rules out the window ♪

♪ We do what we want to do ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ We're too cool for rules ♪

- ♪ We're too cool for rules ♪

- ♪ We're living life swimmingly ♪

- ♪ Yup ♪

♪ Without any rules, we're free ♪

- ♪ Whoo ♪

- ♪ We're as cool as sea cucumbers ♪

- ♪ We're cool ♪

- ♪ Not a care in the whole wide water ♪

- ♪ Nope ♪

- ♪ Laying back with a snack and relaxing ♪

- ♪ Slip n slide and bubble bathing ♪

[together] ♪ Uh-oh ♪

- ♪ When the rules are slacking ♪

[together] ♪ Oh, oh ♪

all: ♪ Anything can happen ♪

♪ Let's put up our fins and throw ♪

♪ The rules out the window ♪

♪ We do what we want to do ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ We're too cool for rules ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ We're too cool for rules ♪

- ♪ We don't need 'em ♪

all: ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Don't tell us what to do ♪

♪ We put up our fins and throw the rules out the window ♪

♪ We do what we want to do ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

- ♪ We're too cool ♪

all: ♪ For rules ♪

- Eh, no rules.

- [gasps]

- Eh.

[all cheering]

- Oh, I feel so alive.

Why didn't we get rid of the rules sooner?

- Because of rule number three, don't get rid of the rules.

- Yeah. - Right.

- Whoo!

I'm up past my bedtime, and I have no regrets.

[yawning]

I regret everything.

[sighs] So tired.

- Ah! - Afternoon, Daddy.

You have a little something on your face.

- What? Did you say afternoon?

Oh, no. I overslept.

I had a tooth cleaning scheduled with Ernie Urchin,

and I missed it.

Ah!

I've never missed an appointment before,

and that little urchin loves to write bad kelp reviews.

- [clears throat] To whom it may concern.

- I guess that's what happens when you

stay up past your bedtime.

- [groans]

I have a tummy ache.

- Well, Pops, you ignored rule number five,

no ice cream for breakfast.

- Totally worth it.

[stomach grumbles] I think.

- How do you feel, Grandma?

Did you eat too many sweets too?

- No, I feel fine.

But I did break rule number four

and sort of overindulged on the bubble bath.

- Oh, that doesn't sound so bad.

[loud rumbling]

[all yelling]

- Whoo! I can't take a bubble bath without my rubber guppy.

- [spits] OK, this is a little much.

- Oh, come on, Daddy.

Sure, I'm tired, you missed an appointment,

Grandpa's tummy hurts, and Grandma filled

the house with bubbles, but this is still

better than having rules.

- Pup's got a point.

I mean, nothing really bad happened, right?

[loud rumbling] [all gasp]

[dramatic music]

- What's going on?

- Sea quake?

- [roaring]

- Something tells me no.

[all screaming]

[all gasp]

[dramatic music]

- Rowr.

♪ ♪

Mm?

- [roars]

- What is that?

- Looks like a Hydrospace Monster.

I've seen them on the TV show "Mysteries of Hydropace."

- Oh, is that on after "UFO: Unidentified Floating Objects"?

- No, it's on before "Fish Beyond the Abyss."

- Enough about TV!

What is this monster doing here?

- [slurping]

[belches]

- Well, they're attracted to three things--

piles of seashells, bubbles, and excessive party lights.

- Heh, but we don't have any of those things.

- Rah!

Rah! Rah! Rah!

- OK, so we do have all those things.

- It's true.

I broke rule number two, no party lights.

- And I didn't rake the shells like I was supposed to.

- And you already know about the bubbles.

- [growling]

- I can't wear a shell necklace without a matching bracelet.

[gasps]

- Breaking news.

I'm outside the shark home where a Hydrospace Monster

is breaking everything.

Let's hear from a resident.

Mrs. Fish, how do you feel about today's developments?

- Well, I'm shocked.

Garbage day was yesterday, and the Sharks'

trash cans are still on the curb.

- Uh, no, I meant how do you feel

about the Hydrospace Monster?

- Oh, that's bad too.

- Oh, no.

This is terrible.

- There's no way we're getting invited

to the block party this year.

- Sorry, fam, but I think our no rules rule

got a little out of fin.

[together] Ohh! Oh!

- ♪ Doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

- Or a lot out of fin.

- Yeah. Mommy was right.

Rules exist for a reason.

[gasps] So maybe following the rules will fix this.

- Pump the brakes.

I know things are a little wild,

but nothing is worth having rules.

- [roars, gulps]

- No! Not my LazyKoi recliner.

Forget everything I said.

We need to stop that monster.

- Come on.

It's time to follow the rules.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

[engine revving]

♪ ♪

- [growls]

- Hmm.

♪ ♪

- Huh?

Argh!

Arr?

- Shark strength!

[growling]

[grumbles]

[together] Wow. Whoa. So clean.

- Well, we followed the rules,

and everything is back to normal.

[all gasp]

- [growling]

[grumbles]

- And look.

The Hydrospace Monster is leaving.

- [sighs] I wish it left before it ate my chair.

- [belches]

- Whoo-hoo!

[all cheering]

- Bye, Hydrospace Monster.

- Now, who wants to help me clean my chair?

[together] Uh...

- Family, I'm home.

- Mommy!

we didn't follow the rules, and a lot of bad things happened.

- There were bubbles everywhere.

- Then a Hydrospace Monster came.

- And it ate my chair, but luckily, it had gas.

- I guess what we're trying to say is--

[together] We'll never break the rules again.

- [chuckles] I'm sorry things were so hectic,

but I'm glad you got to see what happens

when you don't follow the rules.

- We totally did.

Things got so out of control,

I couldn't look at myself in the mirror,

because the Hydrospace Monster ate it.

- I didn't think things would ever be the same again.

- Yep, the rules may not always be fun,

but they do exist for a reason.

In fact, I think we need a new rule.

- Huh? We do?

- Yep. Rule number ...

Mandatory group hugs.

- Aw. [giggles]

all: Aww.

- [giggles] I like this rule.

- ♪ It's the end, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ It's the end, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ It's the end, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ It's the end ♪

♪ Of our show ♪

♪ But don't go ♪

♪ Let's just flow ♪

♪ To the next episode of ♪

♪ "Baby Shark's Big Show" ♪

♪ Do, do-do, do-do-do ♪