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02x18 - Findependence Day/Costello Quits

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Baby Shark's Big Show!". Aired: December 11, 2020 – present.*
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In the underwater town of Carnivore Cove, Baby Shark has different musical adventures with his best friend William, his other friends, and his family.

02x18 - Findependence Day/Costello Quits

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- ♪ Baby Shark, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ Baby Shark, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ Baby Shark, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ Baby Shark ♪

♪ And this is my show, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ That's my mom, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ That's my dad, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ That's William! ♪ - Whoo-hoo!

- ♪ We live here ♪

♪ We do fun things ♪

♪ And through it all ♪ - ♪ Do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

- ♪ We dance and sing ♪

♪ This is Baby... ♪ - ♪ Baby... ♪

all: ♪ "Shark's Big Show" ♪

- ♪ Do, do-do, do-do-do ♪

[upbeat music]

- [chomps] Mm!

These limited-edition Guavalava Chum-Yums

are so tasty!

- They are, without exaggeration,

the most important thing that's ever happened to me.

- [shouts] My keys!

Are they here?

No.

Here?

No.

Oh, this is so frustrating! I can't find them anywhere!

- Don't lose your cool, Dr. Shark.

Whenever I get worked up over a problem,

it makes it even harder to solve.

But if I slow my flow and take a deep breath...

[inhales deeply]

Then a solution comes to me!

- [inhales deeply]

[exhales deeply] Hmm.

Oh, that's it!

[metallic rattling]

Oh! [laughs] Fantastic!

Thanks, squiddos!

- Care for a celebratory Chum-Yum?

[ominous music]

Huh?

- Is this a sea-clipse?

[gasps] How dramatic.

♪ ♪

[mechanical whirring]

- My Chum-Yum!

- [gasps] Look! All our Chum-Yums!

- [screaming] What is happening?

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- A scalien!

- [laughs evilly]

It is I, Swimpress Werma,

the greediest sweet scavenger of the seven seas!

- What are you doing with our Chum-Yums?

- Why, I'm going to eat them! Every last one!

I've eaten all the treats in my world

and now, I'm going to eat all the treats in yours.

- But-but that's not fair!

- [chomps] Mm!

Injustice--mm! Is my favorite flavor!

[laughs evilly]

♪ ♪

- I don't know that worm personally,

but this just got personal.

Follow that spaceship!

♪ ♪

[shopkeeper gasps and screams]

♪ ♪

- Please, I beg of you! Have mercy!

- Oh, why have mercy when I can have your treats?

Mm! Oh, these treats are everything!

♪ ♪

- I guess the Treat Shoppe is closed.

- For the day?

- Forever.

[bell rings]

- [growls] She's going overboard!

No fishy needs that many Chum-Yums.

And I would know.

- This looks like a job for...

all: Fishy Force!

- And we mean fish-ness.

[chomping]

[dramatic music]

- All right, everyfishy.

Let's suit up.

[rock music]

all: Fishy Force!

- ♪ It's time to swim and do what is right ♪

- ♪ It's time to use our powers ♪

all: Fishy Force!

- ♪ We'll take on anyfishy ♪

♪ We will unite! ♪

- ♪ And now is the hour! ♪

- The Golden Dazzler!

- The Ink Blot!

- The Bubble Maker!

- Zoomeroonie!

- Captain Kelp!

- And Super Shark.

all: Let's flow!

♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

♪ Fishy Force is gonna save the day ♪

♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

♪ Fishy Force is gonna save the day! ♪

♪ Oh ♪

- ♪ When somefishy needs a helping fin ♪

♪ Then they can call on us ♪

all: Fishy Force!

- ♪ We're unstoppable! ♪ all: You know why?

- ♪ It's fin-possible ♪ all: So don't try!

♪ 'Cause big or small, fishy friends help all ♪

♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo, Fishy Force is gonna save the day ♪

♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo, Fishy Force is gonna save the day ♪

♪ We're better together ♪

♪ Fishy Force forever! ♪

[ominous music]

♪ ♪

- Hey!

- [laughs evilly]

Oh, I'll be taking that, thank you.

- No! My sweet treat!

- All right, Fishy Force!

Let's show this Swimpress what we're made of.

[dramatic music]

- Hey, you!

Give back my--

uh, everyfishy's Chum-Yums!

- [sighs] And just who are you fishies?

- We're Fishy Force.

- And we're gonna crush your sugar rush!

- We've come to reclaim our treats

and put an end to your tasteless tyranny.

♪ ♪

[dramatic music stops]

- [gulps]

[burps]

Do you really think you're a match for my appetite?

- Consider your match met.

Nofishy loves Chum-Yums more than me.

- [laughing] Oh, you!

Oh, you're the smallest fishy I've ever seen.

- Well, he's got the biggest brain in the whole, wide water.

- I'll hack your spacecraft, Swimpress!

That'll put a bad taste in your mouth!

[chuckles]

[grunts]

[groans] It's not working.

- Oh, nice try, fish-squeak!

But you can't get past my security system.

[stomach growls]

Ooh, all this small talk has worked up my appetite.

Ta-ta! [laughs]

- [gasps] She's headed back to town!

- Oh, no! Oh, no!

- Okay, let's stop to make a plan.

- There's no time!

Come on, come on! We have to stop her!

[dramatic music]

She's taking all the ice cream?

- Not chill.

♪ ♪

- Oh, the fish-manity!

♪ ♪

- Ugh! This worm is so frustrating!

- Well, maybe we could, uh-- - I know, I know!

We'll do the Fishy Force Flowstopper!

Right? Yeah? Okay, quick!

Come on, everyfishy! - Okay!

- Yeah! - Uh, hold on a moment.

- Oh, yeah! - Okie dokey.

all: Fishy Force Flowstopper!

[energetic music

- [snarls]

- Take this!

- [grunts]

♪ ♪

- Let's ride!

♪ ♪

- This has to work! Now you, Super Shark! Hurry!

♪ ♪

- Shark strength!

♪ ♪

[high-pitched squeaking] - [gasps]

What's this?

[dramatic music]

- It's working!

- Hmph.

♪ ♪

- Uh, fishies? I think we're in trouble.

[all groan]

- See you, sweeties later. [laughs]

[soft dramatic music]

- If we can't even protect the treats of Carnivore Cove,

then what kind of superheroes are we?

- [sighs] This feels like Dr. Shark losing his keys

times a gillion.

- Hmm.

[gasps] That's it!

It's just like Zoomeroonie said!

- What? What did I say? [laughs]

- When you're frustrated,

you have to slow your flow and take a deep breath.

- We don't have time for all that!

She's out there rampaging right this second!

- Give it a try, Captain Kelp.

Zoomeroonie will show you how.

Inhale. [inhales deeply]

Exhale. [exhales deeply]

- Uh, fine.

[inhales deeply]

[exhales deeply]

Wow. I actually feel much better.

- See?

- Now, let's approach the problem calmly.

- Well, we need the Flowstopper didn't work.

- And hacking didn't work, either.

- If only I could get past her security system.

- But the only thing that gets inside that ship is treats.

- Inhale. [inhales deeply]

And exhale. [exhales deeply]

That's it!

[chomping]

[dramatic music]

[all gasp]

♪ ♪

- Oh, my sweet treats. [laughs]

Hours of devouring await me!

♪ ♪

- [strains]

- Chum-Yums, I'm comin' for ya.

[screen beeping]

- Oh-h*, what's this? A treat filled with treats?

♪ Marvelous ♪ [panel beeps]

♪ ♪

[all shout]

What is the meaning of this?

- Your treat-taking days are toast, Swimpress!

- Watch out!

I'm gonna make some bubble trouble!

[grunts]

- [gasps and shudders]

[gasps] Release me at once!

- Not a chance.

- Let's reverse her worst

and turn the treats to Carnivore Cove!

- No!

[dramatic upbeat music]

- Wahoo!

♪ ♪

- My faith in fish-manity is restored!

♪ ♪

- Whoo! [laughs]

We're back in fish-ness!

[all cheering] - We did it!

- [sighs] And I'd have gotten away with it, too,

if it weren't for you meddling squiddos.

- That's Fishy Force to you.

[triumphant music]

- Okay, Swimpress Werma.

I've routed your ship to the deepest depths of the ocean!

You won't come near my--

uh, any fishy's Chum-Yums ever again!

- No, no! Not the bland, flavorless depths of the ocean!

[crying] No!

♪ ♪

all: Fishy Force forever!

- Justice is sweet.

[upbeat music]

- This just in.

Fishy Force has saved Carnivore Cove

from a goo monster!

[triumphant music]

Great work, Super Shark. How do you do it?

- It's not just me.

I've got to give a big thank you to the bestest,

most swim-sational superhero team ever,

my friends.

- Mm!

- Enough!

One more word on the power of fin-ship

and I'm going to ink.

To defeat Fishy Force, I'll need to hatch

the greatest evil plots Carnivore Cove has ever known.

Costello! How are my plots coming along?

- Well, boss, I happily worked hard on them all day

so we'd have time for karaoke later.

I just finished upgrading your mech with the freeze ray.

Do you want to see how it works?

- No need.

As long as you know how

and I get all the credit, we're good.

- Anything else do you want to say?

- Say? Like what?

- Well, like what Super Shark said to his friends?

Thank you, fin-credible work, I'd be lost without you?

- Ooh, ooh, ooh, that's right.

I want to say...

it took you long enough.

- [sighs] - Next!

- All right, then.

Here's the evil Mayor Anchovy robot you asked for.

Just gotta make sure it's on the right setting, and, uh--

- Wow. Good job!

- [gasps]

- Me, for requesting such a diabolical device!

- You're welcome.

[ominous music]

- And did you fix my ink rocket?

- Sure did!

Turns out there was bubblechum caught in the gears.

- So that's where my bubblechum went.

[downbeat notes]

- Well, now that I did all that work,

can we finally do karaoke like you promised?

I can't wait to sing our song!

- Costello, please.

We'll have time for karaoke after I've conquered the ocean.

- But...

♪ I've been practicing ♪

- Yes, yes, and your falsetto is still a little shaky.

Okay, back to work!

- [growling] [teapot whistling]

You know what? [inhales deeply]

No. - What? Uh, no?

- I'm tired of feeling so unappreciated.

I...I...

I quit!

Here's everything you'll need without me.

Gadgets, gizmos, dry cleaning tickets.

I'm gonna find somefishy who sees how jawsome I am.

Good day!

- Hmm.

[items clattering]

So Costello's gone. So what?

I'll defeat Fishy Force on my own.

[chuckles] How hard can it be, eh?

[chomping]

[thundering footsteps]

At last!

Carnivore Cove will finally be mine!

[laughs evilly]

[gasps]

Bubble beam in the middle of my patented evil laugh?

[scoffs] Rude!

- Stop right there, Vigo!

- We meet again, Fishy Force!

This time, you'll be no match for my freeze ray!

[all gasp]

Costello, press the button!

Costello?

Oh. [chuckles] Right, he's not here.

So what button did he say it was again?

[shudders]

Ah, I don't know. This one?

Wrong button!

- That was oddly easy.

- Doesn't he normally have a henchfishy to help him?

- Yeah. Where is Costello?

[chomping]

[suspenseful music]

- All right.

Once I replace Mayor Anchovy with this evil robot mayor,

Swimmy Hall will finally be under my villainous control.

Please work.

[electronic beeping]

[robot whirring]

Success!

♪ ♪

- Oof! Oh, splish-splash! Excuse me.

[tense music]

- I like your hat.

- I was just thinking the same, exact thing about your hat.

- Should we get lunch?

- I'll have Ms. Shark clear my schedule.

[laughs]

- What? Why is my evil robot not evil?

[triumphant music]

- Nice try, Vigo.

Your plan is about to be foiled.

[Mayor Anchovy laughing]

- Wait, Super Shark. Look.

- Splish-splash. - [laughing] That's so true!

- [gasps] I set the robot to nice mode?

[groans]

Costello always made sure

things weren't set to nice mode.

- Looks like the villain foiled himself.

- Curse this infernal device!

[chomping]

[suspenseful music]

All I need is one successful plot to prove I can work alone.

[chuckles]

This ink rocket will paint my face over Carnivore Cove.

[hums to self]

What was it Costello said about bubblechum again?

Chew less? More? Hmm.

Eh, probably wasn't important.

all: Fishy Force forever!

- Cool totally not rehearsed catchphrase.

But you're too late!

[laughing evilly] all: No!

[dramatic music]

[rocket sputtering]

- It's working.

It's really--

uh-oh.

[expl*si*n]

- It looks like a Chum-Yum!

- It's the concept of eternal love!

- It's an Anemone Award with my name on it!

- [growls] Costello!

Is what I would say if my henchfishy were here.

[sighs]

- Seems like Vigo and Costello are having fin-ship problems.

[all sigh]

[upbeat music]

[upbeat music slows down and stops]

- [sighs]

[triumphant music]

- There he is!

- Swim along.

No fin-ister ice cream plot to thwart here.

I just don't feel like doing evil today.

- We're not here to stop you, silly, we're here to help you.

- You help me? Yeesh!

Could this get any more embarrassing?

- Come on. Everyfishy needs a friend.

Even supervillains!

[all strain]

[upbeat music]

- Yeah, we noticed Costello hasn't been around.

What's going on?

- Nothing!

He just randomly quit after hatching all my latest plots

and building all my newest devices.

- Sounds like he worked really hard.

Did you remember to thank him?

- [sighs] Not explicitly.

But now, I realize me made supervillainy so much better.

- Well, it's important

to tell somefishy when you appreciate them.

- Uh-huh.

I still thank Zoomeroonie for going to get that

whirlpool widget I left in hydrospace.

- [chuckling] It only took me a few seconds.

- I think I see what you're saying.

I hurt Costello by not thanking him enough

and I should build an apology ray to make him forgive me!

- Or, uh, yeah, you know,

you could apologize and tell him how much he means to you.

- Yeah, that could also work. [chuckles]

I know what I must do.

Fishy Force...

thank you.

[chomping]

[upbeat music]

[bell rings]

- Welcome to the Party Puddle,

where the good tides never stop.

- Costello.

- Oh. What do you want, Vigo?

- I came to say...

you missed a spot!

[gasps] Sorry. Force of habit.

I meant to say... [sighs deeply]

I'm grateful to have a henchfishy like you.

I'm sorry I took you for granted.

If you un-quit, I'd never fail to thank you again.

- [sighs]

I always hoped you'd say that, Vigo.

I want to believe you mean it, but I don't know.

I just don't know if I can.

- I understand.

- Huh?

- This one goes out to the greatest

henchfishy--no, friend, in the whole, wide water.

[upbeat music]

- Vigo is karaoke-ing... [gasps]

Our song!

[vocalizing]

- ♪ You bring the evil out in me ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Everyfishy can see ♪

♪ Our team is Vigo ♪ - ♪ And me! ♪

- Aw!

♪ We love to plot evil things ♪

- Mm-hmm!

- ♪ And we both like... ♪ both: ♪ To sing ♪

- ♪ And sometimes ♪

- ♪ Evil things, they just feel so right ♪

- ♪ When I'm with you, the feeling's so nice ♪

- ♪ But by nice, you mean evil, right? ♪

- Oh, yeah. ♪ Right ♪

both: ♪ Together we bring mayhem and t*rture the sea ♪

♪ No Fishy Force can stop us ♪

♪ 'Cause they're out of our league ♪

♪ Yeah, I'm so happy ♪

♪ You bring the evil out in me ♪

- ♪ And I want to thank you, yes! ♪

both: ♪ You bring the evil out in me ♪

♪ ♪

- ♪ You bring the evil out in me ♪

♪ ♪

both: ♪ You bring the evil out in me, me ♪

♪ Me, me, me! ♪

♪ Together we bring mayhem and t*rture the sea ♪

♪ No Fishy Force can stop us ♪

♪ 'Cause they're out of our league ♪

♪ Yeah, I'm so happy ♪

♪ You bring the evil out in me ♪

- ♪ And I want to thank you, yes! ♪

both: ♪ You bring the evil out in me ♪

[applause]

- Does this mean you'll be my henchfishy again?

- Take him back!

- [squeals softly]

You bet, Vigo!

[chomping]

[upbeat evil music]

So what are we scheming up today?

Shrink ray?

Replacing the moon with a giant Chum-Yum?

- Actually, I had a very special,

very evil plot in mind. [chuckles]

[upbeat music]

Operation Welcome Back Costello Appreciation Party!

- Best evil plot ever!

both: Ha-ha!

[both cheering]

- Another job well done, Fishy Force.

- Nice moves! [Costello laughs]

- ♪ It's the end, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ It's the end, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ It's the end, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ It's the end ♪

♪ Of our show ♪

♪ But don't go ♪

♪ Let's just flow ♪

♪ To the next episode of ♪

♪ "Baby Shark's Big Show" ♪

♪ Do, do-do, do-do-do ♪