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03x22 - Guiding Grandma/The Nautical Night Fair

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Baby Shark's Big Show!". Aired: December 11, 2020 – present.*
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In the underwater town of Carnivore Cove, Baby Shark has different musical adventures with his best friend William, his other friends, and his family.

03x22 - Guiding Grandma/The Nautical Night Fair

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- ♪ Baby Shark, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ Baby Shark, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ Baby Shark, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ Baby Shark ♪

♪ And this is my show, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ That's my mom, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ That's my dad, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ That's William! - Whoo-hoo!

- ♪ We live here ♪

♪ We do fun things ♪

♪ And through it all - ♪ Do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

- ♪ We dance and sing

♪ This is Baby... - ♪ Baby... ♪

all: ♪ "Shark's Big Show" ♪

- ♪ Do, do-do, do-do-do ♪

- ♪ Warming up, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ For tonight, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

Okay, I'm ready.

Thanks for being my vocal coach, Manny T.

[squeaks]

Gwee! [giggles]

I can't wait for Bubbleberry-oke Night!

[sighs] It combines all the things I love--

first, Grandma; second, bubbleberry pie;

and finally, karaoke.

Oh, it's the best!

Oh, you're right, Manny T. I'll get back to practicing.

[inhales]

- Oh! [crashing]

- [gasps] Grandma?

[dramatic music]

[gasps]

- Oh, goodness gills.

- Grandma! What happened?

There's something different about you today.

Hmm.

[gasps] Wait!

Where are your glasses?

- Ah, thanks for asking, uh,

blob vaguely in the shape of Baby Shark.

I accidentally broke them this morning.

- Oh, no!

- "Oh, no" is right.

Grandpa took them to get repaired,

but they won't be ready until tomorrow.

- No glasses until tomorrow?

Oh, does that mean we have to cancel Bubbleberry-oke Night?

- Afraid so, squiddo.

I tried to make a bubbleberry pie, but I made a mess.

Without my peepers and my pie supplies, oh, I can't bake!

- No bubbleberry pie on Bubbleberry-oke Night?

That just makes it Eoke Night!

[sighs] There's gotta be something we can do.

Okay.

We don't have a pie pan, but we do have this pan flute.

[cheerful tone playing]

Huh?

- I don't think that'll work.

[sad tone playing]

- Aw, bubble busters.

- Well, if you really want to save Bubbleberry-oke Night,

I suppose you could help lead me around town

for replacement supplies.

- If Bubbleberry-oke Night is in trouble,

I'll do anything to save it.

I'm in.

Grandma, I'll be your guide!

- Fin-tastic.

I'll just grab my bag.

Then let's hit it.

[upbeat music]

- Oh, uh, this way, Grandma.

- [chuckles] Yeah, that was a test, and you passed.

Good guiding, Baby.

All right, Baby.

Our first stop is Briny's to get a new pie pan.

- A new pie pan?

You're in luck.

I've got pie pans aplenty.

- Whoa.

There are so many pans!

- Well, we need to pick the right one

if we want to make the perfect pie.

- But how will you pick the right one if you

can't see them, Grandma?

- That's easy, squiddo.

The best way to pick a pan is by sound.

[hollow thump]

Too deep.

[soft tap]

Too shallow.

We want it to sound like knocking on a perfectly

ripe sea watermelon.

Let's keep looking.

- Yeah, I get it.

[tapping rhythmically]

♪ Ding dong, ding ding dong ♪

♪ Ding dong, ding dong ding ♪

How about this pan?

[clang]

- That's the one.

Great job, Baby.

- Step one, complete.

Bubbleberry-oke Night, here we come. [laughs]

What's next, Grandma?

- Next up, we need to gather some fresh bubbleberries.

- Fresh bubbleberries?

Hmm, I'm not sure how to guide you to those.

But maybe there's a map somewhere.

- No need.

We can find bubbleberries by following bubbles.

Do you see any, Baby?

- Hmm, bubbles, bubbles, bubbles.

Uh--aha!

Bubbles!

I've got you, Grandma.

[bright music]

♪ ♪

[brakes squealing]

Grandma, you're right.

I've never seen so many bubbleberries!

[slurps] [giggles]

- Whoa! Hold your seahorses, squiddo.

We have to choose the right ones.

- Hmm.

They all seem right to me.

- Then let me share a special tip.

The key to choosing the best bubbleberries is by scent.

Ripe bubbleberries smell like a warm hug on a cold day.

- [giggles] Wow, Grandma.

You know everything!

- Nah. [chuckles]

Just most things.

[sniffs] Hmm, smells more like rolling down a mossy hill.

Eh, we'll have to keep sniffing.

- [sniffs deeply] This one smells like getting

the high score in Skee Bubble.

- [sniffing]

This one's giving the first day of spring.

- [sniffs] Ooh!

This one smells like when you wake up

in the middle of the night and you need a glass of water,

but there's already one on your nightstand.

[sniffing]

both: It smells like a warm hug on a cold day!

- Yay! - Whoo-hoo!

[whimsical music]

- Ah.

That was amazing, Grandma.

I didn't know picking berries could be so fun.

- I'm glad you enjoyed yourself, Baby.

You've got a real knack for it.

I think this is the best bushel of berries I've ever bagged.

- I can almost hear the bubbleberry pie

and taste the karaoke. [chuckles]

Wait, the other way around.

The other way around, heh.

- Now all we need is some sea sugar from Mr. Clownfish.

- That sounds easy enough.

- The Coral Cavern?

I thought we were just getting sea sugar.

- We are.

Mr. Clownfish and I have a deal.

He gives me sea sugar if I bring him

ancient coral-ander herbs from the Coral Cavern.

- [inhales] Here goes nothing.

For Bubbleberry-oke Night!

- For Bubbleberry-oke Night!

[curious music]

[pounding, banging]

[steam hissing]

- Oh, I don't know about this, Grandma.

Getting past these traps might be tricky without your glasses.

- Don't worry.

You call out the traps, and I'll use my yoga skills

to help us dodge 'em.

- [exhales] Right!

[dramatic music]

Hammers! - Downward Dogfish!

[grunting]

- Big wood things!

- Fallen Starfish!

[grunting]

- Steam!

- Happy Baby!

- [grunting, panting]

I am a happy Baby

now that we're past those traps.

[gasps] Blowdart fish!

- Tree pose!

[straining]

Keep your core tight, Baby.

- Tightening!

[heroic music]

[sighing]

- [gasps] There!

Coral-ander herbs!

- Ha-ha! Lead the way, squiddo.

- [laughs] We did it, whoo-hoo!

That was fun, Grandma.

- [laughs] It was, wasn't it?

Now all that's left is to gather up this coral-ander.

- Ooh! Thanks.

That wasn't too much trouble, was it?

- No trouble at all.

[laughter]

- I don't know what we're laughing at.

[laughs]

- All right.

Time to make one big bubbleberry pie.

Pass me the bubbleberries, Baby.

- Bubbleberries coming right--

[gasps] Oh, no.

There's a hole in the bag.

All the bubbleberries are gone!

- [gasps] It must have been the blowdart fish.

- Yeah.

I guess this means no bubbleberry pie.

- I'm sorry, Baby.

Sometimes that's the way the pie crust crumbles.

Oh, you must be disappointed.

- Actually, it's okay, Grandma.

- It is?

- Yeah.

I mean, at first, I really wanted to make

Bubbleberry-oke Night happen.

But my favorite part of Bubbleberry-oke Night

is hanging out with you.

And we got to do that all day today.

- Aw, you're the best, squiddo.

And, hey, we don't need a bubbleberry pie to sing.

- We just need each other.

- ♪ As long as I got you - ♪ As long as I got you ♪

♪ With you, I can hear a song in my heart ♪

♪ And it keeps on playin' ♪

♪ With you, there could be no music at all ♪

♪ And it finds a way in ♪

- ♪ With you, I always feel that something ♪

♪ Special is starting ♪

♪ With you, Baby, just maybe we bring the party ♪

both: ♪ We hear it in our hearts as they go boom boom ♪

♪ Suddenly a party is in the room ♪

♪ A pair of happy sharks doing what we do ♪

♪ Just swimming through ♪

♪ As long as I got you ♪

[whistling]

♪ We'll be singing in the silence ♪

♪ We'll be dancing in the dark ♪

♪ As long as I got you ♪

[whistling]

♪ We'll be swimming with a song wherever we are ♪

♪ As long as I got ♪

♪ As long as I got you ♪

♪ Long as I got you ♪

♪ I don't need a lot ♪

♪ This much is true ♪

♪ I got it all ♪

♪ As long as I got you ♪

[whistling]

♪ We'll be singing in the silence ♪

♪ We'll be dancing in the dark ♪

♪ As long as I got ♪

♪ As long as I got you ♪

♪ Long as I got you ♪

♪ As long as I got you ♪

♪ Long as I got you ♪

♪ As long I got you! ♪

- [sighs] That was a blast, Grandma!

Who needs bubbleberries?

- Who wants bubbleberries?

I found a trail of them leading right up to the house.

- Pie is back on the menu.

- [gasps] Whoo-hoo!

[laughs]

[enchanting music]

- Plenty of games, yummy food, a house of mirrors,

a Ferris wheel--

I present to you the Carnivore Cove Nautical Night Fair!

both: Night Fair! Night Fair!

- It's a fair, at night!

- Yep.

The fair is a magical place.

It brings our whole Carnivore Cove community together.

[chuckles] And it's where Daddy and I had our first date.

both: Aww!

- The festivities can begin as soon

as our fair captains arrive.

They'll make sure everything runs smoothly.

[phone vibrates, rings]

Shello?

What?

Oh, no!

That was the fair captains.

They took the wrong Water Warp and got

launched into Hydrospace.

- I told you we went the wrong way!

- Without the fair captains, we'll have to cancel the fair.

- Wait just a minnow, Mommy.

You don't have to cancel anything.

- Yeah!

We'll be your fair captains!

- We love helping fishies.

Plus, we can wear fun hats.

[giggles]

- Oh, you squiddos are the best.

I hereby dub thee fair captains.

These are your responsibilities.

both: Responsibilities.

- If everything on this list goes smoothly,

the fair will be a success.

And remember, it's all about community.

If you get in over your heads, the fishies of Carnivore Cove

will be here to help.

- Got it.

Now let's get this fair started.

[drum roll]

[exciting music]

- Ha-ha-ha!

First!

[cheering]

- Let's see.

First, we have to make sure the food booth is running smoothly.

- It has every kind of food-- on a stick.

[laughs] How could anything go wrong?

- Right?

I hear the soup on a stick is fincredible.

[crowd grumbling]

- Huh?

- Neil, there's a line behind you.

You have to make a decision.

- There are too many delicious options.

It's swim-possible to decide!

How do I choose between the spaghetti on a stick

or the wedding cake on a stick?

I mean, who's getting married?

I just have so many questions.

- Listen to me, Neil.

You just have to follow your heart.

It's like when Teensy and I almost gave up

our love of silly dancing

for the Grand Pet Dance Competition.

- But they followed their hearts, and they won!

- So I should enter a dance contest?

- [chuckles] No.

Just stay true to yourself, and you'll know what to eat.

- Hmm.

[gasps] That's it!

I know what to order.

Scoops, my good fishie,

I'd like to order one of everything.

- [gasps]

[cheering]

both: Yeah-yah!

[light music]

- Okay.

Next, we'll check on Goldie at the House of Mirrors.

- Baby!

William!

Thank goldness you're here.

The most dreadful thing has happened.

Look, some fishy ordered windows instead of mirrors.

Oh, I'd be in tears if I didn't enjoy a tantalizing plot twist.

- Cool your jetstreams, Goldie.

Even when you're facing a monster of a problem,

all you have to do is believe in yourself,

like we did when the Goo Monster took over the town.

- A Goo Monster took over the town?

When?

- The point is, all you have to do is believe in yourself.

- Believe in myself?

But I haven't a mirror in which to ponderously stare.

Unless...

- Ooh, a house of mirrors.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Splish, splash!

I've never looked better.

What a successful house of mirrors.

[grunting]

both: We are krilling it!

- Next on the list--

make sure the dance floor is ready for tonight's

big flowdown!

[crabs munching]

- Shoo! Shoo!

Shoo! - Hey!

That's my fried sea pickle!

- Come on!

Baby, William, these sand crabs won't let us

set up for the flowdown!

- The ocean has spoken.

This is their dance floor now.

- No way!

You fishies can't give up.

- Yeah.

What if we quit when we played that finterstellar

splashketball game against those scaliens in Hydrospace?

- Wow.

I can't believe I almost forgot about that.

You're right.

We can't give up.

There has to be a solution.

all: Hmm.

- [gasps] I know!

This is a dance floor.

Maybe we can dance the crabs away.

Here we go!

To the left!

To the left!

To the left!

A little more!

To the left!

To the left!

To the left!

Thank you!

[cheering]

- All right! - See ya, sand crabs.

- Thanks, fair captains!

both: Yeah!

- [grunting] [buzzer blaring]

[groans]

- What's wrong, Daddy?

- Oh, on our first date, your mom won me a prize,

and I was so finpressed.

Gah!

So I want to finpress her, too, you know?

But I can't even win at the tooth game.

And I'm a dentist.

- Don't worry, Dr. Shark.

The fair captains are here to help.

- Um, fair captains, I have a problem too.

I wanted to ride the Ferris wheel,

but I'm too afraid to go by myself.

- Uh, wait right here, Daddy.

We'll help Ernie and swim right back.

- Ugh! Oh, come on!

- Okay, Ernie.

Me and William will ride with you.

- Fair captains, we've got a big problem.

Some fishy put us in charge of the generator

that powers the whole fair.

- And it's running low on juice.

- [groans] These problems are piling up

faster than we can solve them.

- Just one sec, Grandma and Grandpa.

We're gonna ride the Ferris wheel really quick

and then be back to help.

[machinery whirring]

- We're moving! We're moving!

We're-- [wheel groans]

Not moving at all.

all: That's not good.

[electricity powering down]

- My food on a stick machine!

Without it, it's just food.

all: No!

- Our flowdown is gonna be a nodown without power!

- Oh, no.

We're stuck up here, and the fair is falling apart!

- Everyfishy was counting on us.

We're the worst fair captains ever.

- No, you aren't.

both: Huh?

- Well, you here because you wanted to help everyfishy.

Maybe everyfishy will want to help you too.

- You're right.

It's like Mommy said.

Our community can help.

Fishies of Carnivore Cove,

we need your help fixing the generator!

- I've got a wild idea.

If we create enough boogie energy,

maybe we can turn the power back on.

But it'll take a lot of fishies!

- Baby and William have always been there for me.

I'll help.

- As shall I.

[cheering]

[laughter]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- That's it!

Keep it up!

all: ♪ Everyfishy now! ♪

♪ Whoa ♪

♪ Whoa ♪

♪ Whoa ♪

- ♪ I hope you know ♪

all: ♪ Whoo-hoo ♪

♪ We always have your back fin in the coves ♪

♪ Whoo-hoo ♪

♪ No matter what you do ♪

♪ Or where you flow, where you flow ♪

♪ You know you'll never flow alone ♪

♪ The party's waiting for you so let's flow ♪

♪ If you got a tail, then shake it, shake it ♪

♪ If you got a chance then take it, take it ♪

♪ One, two, three, you can count on me ♪

♪ We'll always be your fishies ♪

♪ Whoa ♪

♪ Whoa ♪

♪ Whoa ♪

- ♪ Change of plans ♪

all: ♪ Whoo-hoo ♪

- ♪ But don't give up 'cause there's a fighting chance ♪

all: ♪ Woo-hoo

♪ 'Cause you've got friends and family ♪

♪ Come and dance, come and dance ♪

♪ Ooh, go on and dance ♪

♪ Chomp, chomp! ♪

♪ If you got a tail, then shake it, shake it ♪

♪ If you got a chance then take it, take it ♪

♪ One, two, three, you can count on me ♪

♪ We'll always be your fishies ♪

♪ Whoa ♪

♪ Whoa ♪

♪ Whoa ♪

♪ One, two, three, you can count on me ♪

♪ We'll always be your fishies ♪

♪ To the left, to the right ♪

♪ Fishies, swimming side by side ♪

♪ Fishies, I got you, that's right ♪

♪ Whoa! ♪

[firecrackers exploding]

[cheering]

- [grunting]

[buzzer blaring]

[groans] I'll never finpress Mommy.

- Is any fishy a dentist?

We have a tooth emergency!

- Me! Me!

I'm a dentist.

Oh!

- Ooh, sweetie fins, my tooth.

I underestimated a caramel squid apple.

- Don't worry, my love.

I'll help you.

[grunting]

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

- Sweet relief.

My hero.

Mwah.

- [laughs] Oh, it was just a simple floss lasso.

all: Yee-haw!

[cheering, laughter]

- We did it, best bud.

- We always do.

You know, we have the best community

in the whole wide water.

both: Carnivore Cove, we love ya.

- ♪ It's the end, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ It's the end, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ It's the end, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ It's the end ♪

♪ Of our show ♪

♪ But don't go ♪

♪ Let's just flow ♪

♪ To the next episode of ♪

♪ "Baby Shark's Big Show" ♪

♪ Do, do-do, do-do-do ♪