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01x02 - Forest Women

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Where's Wally?". Aired: September 14 – December 14, 1991.*
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Show follows the adventures of Wally/Waldo and his dog Woof, who were already established stars of the Where's Wally? picture book series.

01x02 - Forest Women

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hit it oh where's Wally where's Wales

did you sound where's the wallet

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always

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oh where's Wale

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greetings Wally Watchers let's take a glimpse into the workings of Our Heroes thrill-packed life games

pardon me but I'm just finishing my bath oops sorry

and TV time costs a fortune all done oh whoop I see you're

interested in my latest acquisition it's a gift from the ooga booga nuga people of the lower begonia which is much like

the upper begonia only lower and eel can generate enough electricity to make a refrigerator run

unless of course it prefers walking that walking stick will soon be mine yes

little does Wally know that he's been he's being watched by that mean nasty loathsome uh I believe you left that

disgusting oh yeah sorry and disgusting Adler that's much

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I'd like a large pepperoni pizza please wizard Whitebeard nice to see you why

hey hello Wally hey it's good to see you here for a pizza too because I needed to talk to you I think you've made a mistake

Whitebeard this is my home hmm when did you move into a pizza

parlor Wally oh hey I'm glad you did because I wanted to tell you that you're going on a

journey into a fantastic Forest a fantastic Forest great why

yes why let's see oh yeah you are going to save

the forest and do it with fruit save a forest big whoop I'll wait until

he returns and steals this thing taxi and you'll use a magic Priceless fruit

I'll stay listen closely clean as mud don't call it quits because the back near one the

front emits and still buy more the middle splits you'll find your quest is just a bit I'll find my quest is just

the pit well they can't all be easy

little to the left

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now but remember Wally you must be aware of the the hey is my pizza ready yet

come wolf this magic fruit is a plum assignment

foreign

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do they sell any pizza at all

Chevy with a dent in the right fender why should they look for that because it's my car and it was stolen well whoop

you're the tree Pro I'll need your help more than ever foreign the mark of a true Adventurer conserving

his energy till he needs it

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what was that look what they're green they live in the forest they're women

they must be green forest women while he's lollygagging with them I'll

nap his stick thank you hi ladies can we join you

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oh time to go girls three times

screwed all right huh this should do it

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sometimes I wish I would have been a dentist instead of a cartoon villain

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oh wow thanks that was Congressional Medal of the forest stuff kid

uh hi I'm green Queen emeralda see says so right there on my ID I'm honored your

majesty this is my dog woof and my name's Wally yeah pleased to meet you Walnut Lee Wali

same thing pardon me but what's happened to your Forest oh it's those evil gray nights they're tearing up the place oh

if this keeps up we'll lose our home maybe not do you know anything about some magic fruit that stuff it's

supposed to grow in a lost bro why I believe it blooms and ripens once every thousand years and Legend says

that it's supposed to happen today hey how'd you know that I read that book problem is we've never been able to find

the fruit wow that was a close one

aha this much I'm sure of this tree did not fall by accident the current wind velocity of . kilometers per hour was

a big factor also there are these tidbits too well they probably cut down this tree

too

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evil gray nights I presume yeah just look at those helmets

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somebody's missing a lot of mop buckets who's the menacing fellow who looks as if he'd like to twist me into a knot and

throw me off of a cliff that's the evil minds leader who thinks we're hiding the location of the lost grow he's mean he's

nasty and he could use some Under Armor deodorant those women are keeping me from finding

the magic fruit I must find it oh oh excuse me chappie my name's Outlaw who

are you I am the evil leader of the evil Knights my name's Fred

what her self-respecting evil Knight has a name like Fred

I have to get fat let's talk hmm let's see ah yes Fred is riding his

horse and he's getting closer and closer and closer now he's getting farther and farther and

farther

I'll be darn hey he's taken woof too the queen and wolf are kidnapped the forest

is in ruin what will our hero do Wally Watchers if you'll be patient I'm sure I can figure out a way to Fred's hide up

foreign heads deeper into the forest rest

assured that he's figured out what to do no but I had time to eat a very nice lunch but what about our Queen what

about our forest don't worry we'll find both your queen and my Brave wolf Miss

uh pardon me but what's your name I'm greeny green and this is green all of that screen out of this is greenella

greenilla and that's green green and that's green green Green that makes sense she's

greener than green green but not as green as green green green green but how are we gonna get our Queen back yeah

ladies please I've never failed to get back a captured queen or save a forest either onward

me just see if I send you guys a Christmas card next year wow rugby I say Fred since it was my idea to kidnap

these two how about making me a knight pretty please

answer yes give this new Knight his armor

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enough

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all right Queen emeralda tell me where the magic Grove is or else or else what I'm not sure nobody's ever

asked that sire allow your newest night to handle her okay Madam where's the fruit and where's

Wally's stick too

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is this nighty night foreign

meanwhile Wally continues his search at nighty night let's see how did whitebeard's riddle go

clear as mud don't call it quits mud we're on the right track

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wow look at that bear the living mud our friend ah yes

first discovered by Professor Otto von slinker on Thursday April th in that's right

well perhaps you've heard of living mud from the land of many soggy rains

how are we gonna do say I wonder if you know the way to Fred's hideout

no sorry but we'd love to help stop him and save the forest okay I'll remember that

my dog woof will be happy to show me how he was captured by that night um

all it takes is a little bit of mama waldini's dog food and stuffing mix

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don't worry matey I'll stop him

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woof loves it and it tastes good in a turkey too woofo buddy can you find the queen for us

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it's a uniblocks wow white beards riddle the back near one the front omits

come wolf let's get the queen and find that fruit there's no end to a clue like that and

on that terrible line let's see how the queen is doing

I told you to back off Buckethead how could one woman do so much damage

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true well that explains it all excuse me fellas wouldn't mind if I take the queen

home would you Pizza doll that's Wally gee Nino sturdy armor forged in the

ancient clipperman Foundry

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Pleasant fellas aren't they

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all of them we must find the hidden fruit globe

will Wally find the Fantastic Forest fruit before Fred Finds it first

or will you find Wally first he's in there some place

good luck we'll be back

did you find Wally he's by that tree no he's behind that rock no where the heck

is he right here attempting to solve

whitebeard's riddle good luck walleye that's Lee whoa Lee okay okay never met

anyone who changed his name so much I'd still like to know how are we gonna

find that Grove and save the forest simple Ladies by solving whitebeard's riddle I wonder what he meant and by

stillmore the middle splits huh

that's it stream splits in the middle so what unless I miss my guess we're here

ah the magic Grove I don't believe it you did it you found the fruit it was

nothing I just used whitebeard's riddle and basic observational abilities to deduce the possibilities of great Willy

wait till the girls see this

remember ladies whatever we do Fred must never ever ever ever

find the magic fruit he will now

oh why is that always someone using the pay phone when you need it I'll go and tell Fred myself look at the

bright side Wally Watchers maybe Adler will get lost in the forest

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well I guess he did find Fred yeah

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what is it boy no it's Fred come on girls we've gotta

stop them and save them for us to the trees girls don't want to find the Grove

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charge destroy the forest find that fruit Soul says AI the mighty bread

oh no look at him there are stilts what an ingenious idea

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remember ladies courage is on our side bless the fact that the star of the show never gets hurt

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we need your help mud men the evil Knights are threatening the forest oh if anyone's gonna mess up this Forest

it's us that's one more explore

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oh my God

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he thinks it's time to switch sides

perfect

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I can sneak right past Fred he'll never recognize me in this disguise

this is all your fault now now this is no reason to blow your helmet Retreat

Knights and as you do get that fool you near me

well it looks like Outlaws seen better days and so have the forest women

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forever for it to grow back like it was

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there there Queen emeralda I'll think of something even if it's lending you my gardener is quite good you know

what what that's it white Beard's riddle you'll find your quest is just the pits it

isn't the fruit it's the pits they're very special Jewels observe

foreign

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look at that girls

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foreign

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and there's an endless supply enough to regrow the entire Forest you save the

forest walrus that's Wally Wally yeah yeah come on ladies let's give them a

big Forest woman thank you

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how touching hey wolf foreign

this is just a little token of our appreciation hey where on Earth is he where's Walding a wallpaper a wallaby

where's what's his face where is wallaby Wally this time

can you find him keep looking

there's barley now I've gotta go I've got another job across town and the traffic is fierce see ya

hit it

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where's Wale there he is

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