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01x03 - It's a Gruel, Gruel World

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Where's Wally?". Aired: September 14 – December 14, 1991.*
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Show follows the adventures of Wally/Waldo and his dog Woof, who were already established stars of the Where's Wally? picture book series.

01x03 - It's a Gruel, Gruel World

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hit it oh where's Wally where's Wally

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Digicel

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where's the wallet

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oh where's Wales

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where

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is Wally oh where's Wale

greetings Wally Watchers let's pay a visit to our hero and I bet first say hello to everybody's favorite low-life

Adler good afternoon now could you kindly tell the cameraman to shove off

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oh he's getting jesty let's go inside

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I hope you like Mama waldini's extra hot spicy chili with pepper chunks wizard white beard oh well looks delicious

Wally

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well you still certainly must have been good I can't believe I ate it so fast

oh that's good I'd be happy to give you the recipe oh yes oh uh speaking of

recipes how would you like to pay a visit to the land of the goblin gluttons that sounds perfect for someone who's

always hungry for adventure right woof we're right

say wait a minute you don't look like an encyclopedia salesperson you're no prize

yourself lady but my Wally eating Tiger's a real charmer she'll make Wally her main course while I woke up with his

walking stick okay Tabby take care of that overgrown candy cane attack attack

what's the matter don't you know our Wally when you see one

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he looks just like this

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what's the matter Adler cat got your tongue as a matter of fact she did

oh yeah and this recipe will help you find a magic spice who and assistant overworked Chef now one cup flower with

butter will say that you are heading the right way at a Dilly of a spring it comes from the ground to which no

vegetables will be burned in the look around and take one room then add a family spice to a meal that ends the

glutton's Gloom sounds like fun let's go wolf

oh he wrote goodbye white beard hey have a good time

okay yeah I do pick me up a burger while you're there

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for some reason I'm still hungry oh I don't know listen up Wally Watchers be on the

lookout for a glutton in a pot a tasty table and a striped mushroom

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wow look at all the hungry people excuse me where can I find the local

chef you're right he's probably in the kitchen

oh I'd say it's around two o'clock excuse me sir but but you're standing on

my wife's chair too bad why don't you tell her to make me move shrimp

oh honey

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us but you're the chef aren't you congratulations Sherlock what tipped you off

simple you're the only one who wasn't chewing well I'm chef baker cook and I'm all so doomed I'm Wally and this is my

dog woof we're here to see if there's anything we can do yeah right I mean how can you fight a

curse yeah it's courtesy of bossina an evil queen who wanted me to

marry her nice wart the artwork is reminiscent of a number of Renaissance Masters well being a

sweetheart that she is porcina cursed me when I refused now the more I cook the hungry the towns people get that old

witch won't be the only thing to fall for you chef baker cook Adler are you scheming scars is there no level you won't stoop to for Wally's walking stick

let me think no oh well at least a card didn't fall on

me too it's a good thing I was wearing a seat belt

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excuse me a minute huh

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chef baker cook should be using that new non-chewable cookware Wally Watchers foreign I say maybe I could use porcina to get

Wally's stick

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that tangled hair those Jagged teeth that disgusting what you must be yeah

the lovely poor Cena odd law and eyed Restless slobbering

worbest blindfolded if it would win your love you would

stop you forgot your blindfold gosh thanks

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love biscuit but before we start our new life together I'll go torment the good guys

Wally say hello to this week's villainous poor Cena poor Cena meet our hero Wally nice to meet you likewise

sucker oh just wait until I get my spatula on you Posada they're there I'm

sure we can work this out Troublemaker my spellbuckle blow their stripes off you from meddling

wow I picked up the same book in the land of the grumpy Librarians on sale I might help can you tell me what this

means one wink two wink you shrink now where did she go

oh well come along chef baker cook let's find the spice that will end your curse

now what happened to that disgusting horrid a peach of a woman

come on love blush we've got work to do

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break or cook left with a mysterious stranger without him there'll be no dinner tonight

wait this stranger owns a magic stick if you use it to stare your gruel your bows will magically fill back up you'll never

go hungry again

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wow the blenderizer

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one cup flower will say that you are headed the right way is there any flower nearby Chef ah none

besides that sack over there

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hmm I wonder what kind of flower is inside foreign

look at this woof the wizard meant this kind of flower not cooking flour see how

this Buttercup points to the West oh no look

it's the blenderizer yes it's quite similar to a rather large waffle ionizer

don't you think this is terrible while he watches will our heroes be parade will they be champagne I'm so concerned

tonight whoops sorry I gotta take this call

our hero is facing the biggest mix-up of his life get it Mix us what will he do

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an egg a little sugar a few walnuts perfect and now to stir vigorously

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Wally that's stupendous pal actually it's Mama waldini's recipe for walnut cake you should taste it feeds over

and freezes beautifully and now to find that spice

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let's see the recipe says a Dilly of a sprig that comes from a ground to which no vegetables are found what's that

supposed to mean there are lots of vegetables here foreign

oh great it's monster vegetables then you're gonna eat us no they're not

all right no actually we're in the presence of a performing Superstar oh yeah he used to play the salad circuit

at my local grocery store pleased to meet you man I'm office parsley I'm a superstar and great garnish too

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they just love the way I rattle my roots man oh oh Mr narrator back

first what an honor wolf we're meeting the king of rock and roughage

Gregory listen to those fans the king really knows how to pack a garden yeah

they're my fans man with all the wrong reasons run for your leaves man

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good thing I always bring an extra set of clothes hand me my cap won't you wolf

thank you

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the record shows he scared the crows handed it

his way I want to reward you man I do like a celery Cadillac to tell you the truth I really could use a Dilly of a

sprig if you know what one looks like

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did someone call me everyone knows man he's a real Dilly of a deal where that is oh yes go

ahead help yourself Wally thank you well we'd best be on our way

we have a spice to find yeah and a curse to break two all right

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ladies and gentlemen Wally has left the garden

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give me that stick oh lover creep I think you're beating on a fake Wally don't be silly sludge cake why would

vegetables have a fake Wally

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oh wow the answers to wizard whitebeard's riddles are usually found in the least likely places and I know

just where that could be hmm of course the next line of this recipe

says see the people below and take one room Humane in there

oh come on you two it'll be fun amazing where are we

I've never seen anything like this before have you Wally

hey where'd he go where's Wally

where did he go where are all of us going and just what is the meaning of life

whoa Mr narrator is getting deep I'd better go power myself up

Wally oh Wally where for out the Wally

sure I've ever been here before or heard Shakespeare done that well I don't think they're happy to see us Molly

would you trolls have a spare room you could lend us yeah no rooms for strangers

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say I Know Who You Are you're the mining mole trolls

I'm Wally this is woof and chef baker cook why I'm troll teeth and you big Legend

around here we read about you we mine mushrooms here gosh do you think I could have a small one

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this should do it we have big surprise for Wally we grow this just for use

it's lovely thank you well we best be on our way so we can remove chef baker Cook's curse

it is way out good luck on Quest we write soon goodbye Wally

show that stick is in here somewhere we know used

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my adoring public

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oh tough crowd oh love phlegm if this happens again I might have to get angry

with you like this wow they wouldn't want that to happen now

would we love lint hi everyone we're back from our Quest

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their eyes are glazed over similar to a hypoglycemic reaction

whoa

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oh we don't find us by soon

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one cup butter a Dilly sprig and a room the recipe says add a family spice to a

meal that ends the glutton's Gloom I wonder what that could be Eureka I've got it

come on

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the chef is doomed and Wally's stick will be mine mine I mean

that's better love pimple

girls on come and get it

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or something

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my friends stopped dating you broken a crash pal but how well wizard

whitebeard's recipe said add an old family spice to a meal that ends the glutton's Gloom

and Mama waldini's extra hot spicy pepper sauce works every time

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thanks for free me from bossina's spell Wally this silver baked casserole is going to spend the next few years

washing dishes but I really did it because I love you with all my wart

covered heart oh you do are you kidding how many chefs

can handle a spatula like you she's got a point gee I don't know what to say

why don't you say you'll marry her and get it over with Oh I thought he'd never ask

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oh he isn't that sweet wolf ever by the way parsina whatever happened to

your farmer love blister

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Paul Cena can wash these dishes herself

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oh well would someone hand me that scrubbing brush please there's a token of our esteem one love

Grandma and would like to give Wally the first taste of his latest creation broccoli pudding with gravy chunks dig

in boys for you Wally Wally he's gone

well how about you wolf wolf now where do you suppose they went

where's Wally he's around here somewhere good luck Polly Watchers

and he is Wally Watchers Mr narrator care for some broccoli pudding with gravy chunks

yuck I'm out of here Wally watches

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