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01x08 - A Stone Age Story

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Where's Wally?". Aired: September 14 – December 14, 1991.*
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Show follows the adventures of Wally/Waldo and his dog Woof, who were already established stars of the Where's Wally? picture book series.

01x08 - A Stone Age Story

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foreign

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did you say I'm home

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where is

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Wally

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oh where's Wale greetings Molly watches hey we're not in

Wally's house what's going on here where are we gee wolf I wonder why wizard Whitebeard sent an Urgent Message for us

to come and see him what a relief for a minute there I thought we were canceled this is the

first time Whitebeard hasn't come to my house you don't think he's sick do you wolf

foreign

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well this must be the place woof wizard Whitebeard are you home a cave give me a break what kind of self-respecting

wizard would live in this dump whoa nice cave white beard oh hey hiya Wally

what are you doing here huh I got your Urgent Message oh hey what is a message

this one here oh hey pardon me ladies yeah excuse me I need to take a look at that

I'll tell you women love me you know I don't know what it is you know who I'll tell you it could be the dancing but let's see oh yeah hey it's your

invitation to my party and times are wasted oh hey I'll tell you hey let's Boogie Lambada for everyone

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[Laughter]

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wow are these cake paintings for prehistoric times Whitebeard Whitebeard oh yeah sure you know hey

it's caveman uh you know you should check it out I've always wanted to go back to the Stone Age

come on what oh and hey by the way I take this with

you oh yeah and to this list too wow this must be important oh yeah it is are you

kidding who I'll tell you it's a reminder for you to stop by the store and pick up some more dip oh I'll tell you this party is rocking hey how are

you baby okay follow me woof we're up to the Stone Age

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hmm I wonder what happened to Adler he should be here by now

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ah enjoying the party let's just move along to the next land now shall we

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welcome to the land of the cave people Wally Watchers be on the lookout for a trunk holding a trunk a Rock Picture

Show and a knockout game of baseball

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ah prehistoric gardening at its finest

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isn't it time for lunch yet oh okay okay you're in a nut

I'll sell the lunch signal Hey Big Boy

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sometimes I hate this job

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ah lunchtime hey uh keep working you heard me keep

working no one said you could stop for lunch you know I'm beginning to like this

place why is that ugly boo because I'm about to set a new record I've been here almost a minute and haven't been

trounced splattered or run over

hi I'm Wally and this is my dog wolf we're from the future oh did you hear that oh they're from the future that's

pretty neat um in what is the future why the future is something that hasn't happened yet oh that's real Handy could

I ask you something about the future that's very important sure what am I having for dinner tomorrow it's helpful

to plan ahead I'll be glad to help you but first tell me who are you no I'm skunk The Village leader well it

certainly seems like a nice place to live oh yes we're the most advanced tribe in

the land do not like the tribe over there

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look at them everyone knows that we will never work I mean we're the first tribe to ever have animals work for us but

they're not happy what makes you say that no well now that you mention it I do sense

a little hostility tell me about it animals build great new things for us

like this walk-in theater with animals so unhappy the theater May never be finished

how long have the animals been working for you well it did ever since corn came to town and sold them to us uh somebody

call me I'll bet you want to see my new invention don't you sure you do

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I knew you'd love it and how about my newest invention the automatic toothbrush

see and no more embarrassing top hit breath oh yes that's much better the fresh

minty smell of boiling lava maybe the animals aren't making enough money are you kidding they make so much money

that I'm uh getting rich I mean they're getting rich yeah that's it yeah but Khan I don't think they like working for

us well I don't understand it something must be stirring them up yeah that's it because I'm sure they're real happy so I

say you should stop letting the people push you around right now there's a stranger in town who wants the cave

people to work you harder than ever hey you're a stranger now

he was talking about another stranger what do we do about it might I suggest

you go on strike are you sure the humans were always nice to me yeah okay some

more forget them we're going on strike because we're not being paid

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strike

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when they turn on Wally I get his stick

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nothing could spoil this man what do you know there's always a straggler in the crowd

pardon me but I have this sharp pain in my ear I think it's your elbow thank you

don't mention it

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we don't like how we've been treated we're going on strike what's a strike

hold on a minute I'll check what's a strike it's when you don't work

unless they pay you more money okay it means we're not working until you pay

us some money

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but I thought you were paying them plenty of money card well I am so they can uh forget it yeah that's it

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oh no this is terrible what do we do now Wally Wally where's Wally

and you know something I'm not paid enough money either maybe I should go on strike

well that's okay with me who are you your replacement well you're on strike

it's getting serious

hmm excuse me where was I oh yes there's Wally

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no wolf I'm right here it must be Wally's great day great great great great great great well you get the

idea grandfather hmm a common but intelligent breed due to inhabit the Earth during the latter

part of the th century right bark nice loincloth you know you look just

like me but if you're really from The waldini ancestral tree you'll know our age-old family greeting I most certainly

do ready one two three

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hi yup you're my ancestor we better go as you know we Wally's are

great collectors that's right what do you collect everything bye

bye nice fellow but he really should shave his back oh Wally our animals have run off

they're on strike oh this is terrible who's going to cut our Lawns who's going to finish our theater who's going to do

our manicures no manicures gee this is getting serious it certainly is that it

will do anything why don't you pay the animals more money what you're crazy more money than ever but I'll be glad to

slip an extra bone in their paycheck I'm sure we can work this out maybe if we talk to them ah slow down buddy keep

your stripes on they uh want to talk to me yeah that's it they're old pal Khan will calm them down in no time

there I'm sure they feel better now yeah that's it well that's good to know let's

go say hi wolf

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say pal you look like the unsavory type most people avoid like the plague let's team up and get rid of this Wally guy

why should I team up with you well I'm a low life and you're a low life it's our destiny yeah that's it besides my doctor

recommends that I stay in bed until later in the episode I know the feeling I'll do it I just thought you'd like to

know that the other stranger is going to try and stop your strike Burger Lou will handle any terrible

makers oh really who's Lou

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we've already met it looks like the animals have really put their foot down Adler

that's it that's the last bad joke I'm going to take care of you once and for all

Lou and I are friends foreign

guess who came prepared and he's going to land safely oh yes safely inside that

nice cozy lava pit

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baby hi wolf and I have come to discuss your

problems you the stranger who spent cars in all the trouble well I am pretty strange

right Wolf River give me one good reason why we shouldn't stump you in photograph

because he's the star of the show and if you do that you'll never be on television Renault karapat television we

know the river's Cena television take care of this guy Lou okay

gosh whoop I don't think I've ever seen an angry charging Mastodon before just look at those razor sharp tusks

glistening in the sunlight oh Wally Watchers it looks bad for Our Heroes

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blue has his way the show could be ending early but if this show ends early I can grab my board and make it to the

beach

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this is terrible our heroes are about to be trampled by a charging Mastodon no we're not look amazing I don't believe

it Wally how did you stop that mastodon from charging easy I took away his credit cards

hey uh oh it looks like loose lock is really the pits the tar pits that is

yeah tarpons two ayatas sparked in his shower what I'm stuck

wow wolf a real prehistoric tar pit

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I'm thinking oh I'll bet your lunch alarm can free

Lou

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I'll never get used to this hey you did it I'm not even gonna say

girl don't thank me thank your lunch alarm thanks anytime

but why don't you talk with the Villagers about your strike I'm sure you can work it out wow the humans in the

village aren't as nice as you are but they will be in years well that's true well let's go

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meanwhile back in the village the no good rotten dirty dealing Adler is up to what he does best no good rotten dirty

dealing it's my specialty dude we've got to do something without animals our

Villages falling apart

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so it may need a little work but remember Wally is the one making trouble for you with the animals hey you're

right we had no trouble with animals before Wally came yeah we'll teach him a big lesson for

bothering us yeah well stop all strangers who enter the village right yeah

besides we can build it ourselves yeah that's it then the animals will come back begging yeah that's it begging for

work

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I've learned my lesson on this show I'll stand over here foreign

yet

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another stranger

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too bad and I treated you like you were uh animals but we're building this by ourselves so who needs you

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it's nothing to worry about a little squishing never hurt anyone yeah that's it Lou could you help out no oh come on

for me

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all right blue is a really nice guy once you get to know him

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I guess we could too I don't know let's go

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they're shaving the screen now what should we do well you could give them a hand no way if I get it not another

they're just dumb animals yeah that's it

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thank you we did it and we did it all right I threw my back out again oh sorry but you

were a big help what do we have to do to have you come back and work for us again well you might try paying us for crying

out loud but I thought Karn was supposed to pay you ah going to yeah but as a person in my

family with a uh medical problem

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go some more I'll say oh

yeah yeah funny how ever since that uh Wally came around I don't feel so well

you'll get used to it welcome to the caveman theater please

check your clubs at the door thanks

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the new theater's a big hit Wally but it still feels like something's missing hmm

aha the corn that white beard gave me what's that for easy popcorn

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popcorn is good Wally Wally where Wally he know here where he be

just thought I'd throw in a little Stone Age narration there's Wally hey I

thought I told you to beat it yeah

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no yes see you next time Wally watches bye

you got that

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hit it

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there you go

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