01x09 - The Land of the Carpet Flyers

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yeah

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where's the wallet

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where's Wales

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foreign

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Tower a carpet flyer losing his lunch a Stairway to nowhere and the henway

what's a henway oh about five pounds look out I just bought a joke book One

Thousand and One narrator zingers okay wolf let's see if you can fetch

this one

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it's a fast fetcher crap oh yo Wally quick I need your magic

stick what's wrong white beard uh hey who that's better it was one of

those hard to reach spots you know I'll tell you you know as long as I'm here I might as well tell you there's trouble in the land of the carpet Flyers wow

woof and I have always wanted to go there yeah okay great hey look there's a boy with a problem who needs to race for a

solution and I've got a clue

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oh hey thanks yeah you're okay let's see Beware of the lamp that's rubbed the wrong way you wait Whitebeard

are there any other Clues hey don't look at me why don't you get a psychic huh I'll tell you these kids today with their short hair you know they want

everything spelled out for them come look we're up to the land of the carpet Flyers

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where's Wally that's my side you missed your cue that's because I was wearing earplugs to keep from hearing your

stupid jokes that must be why you didn't hear the train whistle blowing huh

would you kindly wait by the portal um

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don't say a word or I'll yank you bold whoa look what

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the land of the carpet Flyers

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isn't this great

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hello everybody now to look for a boy who needs to race for a solution

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gee wolf that crowd's pretty man let's see what's going on oh what are your horses I'm going as

fast as they can

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now now I'm sure things are that bad it is that bad great now my Loom's cracked I'll have to

use the one in the back my name's rug nice and I'm the local rug maker sure you know I am yeah everyone's racing

carpet was stolen and they want me to make new ones so they can enter the rug burner this afternoon I'm Wally and

this is woof we've always wanted to see the rug burner haven't we woof we're back isn't it the most prestigious

race in the land that's right the winner gets to rub a red golden lamp if a genie comes out he'll be declared King can you

say that King sure I knew you could I was going to enter but my plans for a special racing carpet were stolen now

who would do a thing like that it was Abu Blobby the biggest crooked ever lived you know he is hmm it's about time

I called for a clue hello Acme camel flossing and pizza I'd like to order a medium pepperoni with black olives and

clues they guaranteed delivery by the end of the show or we get the clues free

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here's your pizza follow this sneaker without being seen thanks what a great clue

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don't worry woof earthquakes don't happen in this territory so it's probably just another type of life-threatening Menace

dancing into the race shame on you Blobby you

stole my plans just like you stole everyone else's racing carpet yeah true

okay maybe it's true but not for long wow nice shoes

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they're made just for me air blobbies but you better stay out of this you you guy wearing a striped shirt and have you

do this for a leash I'm off to prepare for your race here the first clue said follow the sneaker

without being seen that must mean sneakers as in shoes and blobby's Footprints go this way come on sure just

let me put on my sweater I'll be right there you know I will ladies and gentlemen join us as our

curious Crusader arrives at the home of that sneaky sneaker I love Lobby can I

narrate the pants of a story or what how will we get in ladder to the window rope

to the roof I usually just knock who wants the password hmm now that's a

good question what do you think the password is Wolf and the clue is

seed for bread that opens doors

open poppy seed oh not quite Wally hmm let's see

open sesame that's right good job Wally we're off to visit the house of Blobby

guess who had the password open sesame

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it's a good thing I can't prepare don't worry Adler those playful Gators

will be more than happy to break your fall lovely

needle it's the palace welcoming committee

let's go say hi before they try to Maul us Wally be careful Wally Wally

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where's Wally can you say that

I know you can't

when we last saw our hero he was under attack by a moving mob of my running minis oh I like that M thing

what do we do Wally there we go

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they're upset because their speed and velocity is slowed down considerably by the dirt on their carpets

this should help them

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right there that should do it

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ah a six-armed cyclops much like your standard eight-arm Cyclops except for one thing what's that they don't have as

many arms oh

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don't worry woof I'm sure he just wants to borrow some of Mama waldini's Extra Strength let me guess underarm deodorant

actually it's underarm arm arm arm deodorant ah thanks Wally

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before you leave remember a tisket a tasket your help is in the basket

got it thanks come on let's go Allah's around here somewhere you know

he is Blobby you're flying and on a carpet

made out of red bird feathers oh good guess Wally how did you figure it out it was easy first there's the

vibrant color of the feathers second those red birds over there look pretty mad these kind like made of feathers has

made me as light as a feather and they said it couldn't be done you stole my plans I was going to

collect some pretty feathers and build that rug for myself you know I was what little thieving devious backstabbing me

nah I'd never do that but when I win the Lamb with the genie maybe I'll let you

wish for your plans back but how do you know there's a Genie in the lamp BNG it's the only leap in the story makes

sense to me ah it's race time I'd love to stay but I'm off to win the rug burner .

ah Pleasant fellow but he really should practice his flying oh now I'll never win the race boys and girls don't worry

ragnish woof and I will let you use our carpet you will that's really nice of you Wally let's go

I read

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there will be no thread pulling ill*gal super power vacuuming no foot wiping hey

I'm the only one in your race well uh you can do anything you want I want it's

better start the race already start your carpet on your mark

stop hi mind if we race too

great let's do it go

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um my turkey drink didn't work but these mobs will

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guess what I'm after

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huh wow

good thing on camera is bad

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see you later

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wow rare mods much like those found in the Amazon forest are going to cause us to plunge feet towards certain Doom

oh no looks like Molly will soon be dropped

I call it the fall of volley of him what if all come back you all

thank you

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let's join our happy hero and his committed companions as they plummet from the sky and go split on the ground

you know you really have a way of making these life-threatening situations sounds so pleasant I try

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we're gonna go Splat wolf can you say that Splat sure I know you can surprise

let's see uh-huh just as I thought

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oops sorry for dropping in on you princess that's quite all right Wally Lee that's

amazing Wally how'd you know she'd be passing by at this very second easy I checked the bus schedule

but now we can't win the race we don't have a carpet ah but I have a clue that will help

find a comfortable seat and enjoy the race a comfortable seat got it

thanks princess you're welcome Wally Lily

one flying couch please foreign how did you know to come here Wally

princess alalala's clue find a comfortable seat and enjoy the race and what seat could be more comfortable than

a couch ah it's the only way to fly

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there he is you're weighing me down bye bye birdies

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you come on out and enjoy the ride

but it's too late we'll never catch up we're beat can you say that beat sure I

knew you could maybe not the Cyclops said a tisket a tasket your help is in the basket

would you Birds mind giving us a little feather power

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five four three two one lift off wow

road hog bloody guess who's right behind you

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you're catching him I've got to do something

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so he can win the race I haven't eaten in five minutes

oh poor baby great work guys we're catching up

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please the winner is

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a Blobby

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I won I won I'll have all the gold witches and cupcakes with those little

sprinkly things on that I want hand over the lamp bub

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but Blobby silence don't argue with your new king

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what the lamp does have a Genie in it

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is I your master and King Master schmester

you're not the one who becomes king besides you rub the lap the wrong way and that drops me the wrong way let's

party hasta la vista Blobby foreign

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clue meant beware the lamp that's rubbed the wrong way

it's mine oh mine the genie will bring me Wally's stick and all the magic

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I can think of a better way to spend the afternoon

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my God see you next week

I can't wait wow the magic lamp that's pretty spiffy oh too bad another year

without a king huh I'd love less the new King has arrived

I am at your service your highness wow King Rodney's who me

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yes you can you say that King like Niche sure I know you can

look at me I'm smiling thank you Wally Wally Wally gee I guess

he went away that's too bad where's Wally find him if you can while

he watches he left his couch double parked outside there's Molly but wait I have one more

joke knock knock who's there Betty Betty Who Betty didn't know we'd find him in the

picture so fast I gotta go bye

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hit it

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where's Wale

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