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01x10 - The Living Exhibits

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Where's Wally?". Aired: September 14 – December 14, 1991.*
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Show follows the adventures of Wally/Waldo and his dog Woof, who were already established stars of the Where's Wally? picture book series.

01x10 - The Living Exhibits

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hit it oh where's Wally where's Wally Digicel

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oh where's the wallet

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where's Wales

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where's Wally oh where's Wale there he is

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greetings Valley Watchers and welcome to when does visuals theater let's head

inside excuse me but it's eight dollars for narrators to get in eight dollars

but I'm under . hi Linda we left right after we got your call what's wrong it's Whitebeard he's inside the theater and

he's in trouble whitebeard's in trouble come on woof oh he will

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look there he is how do I get up here hey careful with that briefcase buddy okay

wow Whitebeard must be stuck in the movie I'll go give him a hand

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white beard what are you doing up here oh hiya Wally hey I was just looking for you when I wound up here you're in a

movie Whitebeard I am hey I guess that makes me a star all right hey want My Autograph how about a diet tip how you

doing kid this way white beard hey I'm out of here see you later I'll

be back in time for the sequel who was Houston

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hi Whitebeard oh hey how do you like that huh my first movie and already people recognize me

oh yeah anyway Wally I just got back from the land of the living Museum they're having a problem there and maybe you can help gee Wenda would you like to

come along oh there's always trouble on your adventures Wally I know isn't it great

you think travel's great you think Danger's fun

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you can always find a smile on my face

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you know even what it lasts in a race

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you can always find a smile on my face

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always

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smile s there's always

when do we leave before you go let me give you a clue to help you out a picture's worth a thousand words you

ought to be in pictures and all that jazz hey okay it's all right got it oh hey I gotta go you know I'm missing my

screen debut oh I'll tell you A Star is Born they like me now they really like me

come on YouTube let's go okay I'll be with you in a second

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oh running late aren't we now time to talk I've gotta follow them into the land

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welcome to the land of the Ling Museum Wally Watchers be on the lookout for a puckering picture a mummy's mummy and a

leaking watercolor look what the exhibits are alive

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all right hmm

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I haven't seen you in here before that's because I haven't been here before oh yeah well in that case where were you on

the night of June th . I wasn't born yet actually that's a good answer I'm Wally and these are my friends Wenda

and woof the wizard Whitebeard told us that there was a problem here uh actually you say that but I don't

know that the wizard Whitebeard sent you actually I don't know who the wizard Whitebeard is we don't know who you are either

curator the name's donkey okey-dokey got it okie dokie yes never mind there's Big

Trouble in the museum someone's been stealing all sorts of rare Treasures from the exhibits if this keeps up I'll have to shut down the museum I'll be

ruined odd luck don't you do anything other than follow Wally around to try to steal his stick well I do take time out

for an occasional thrashing I'd like to see you try to squirt me now

it's Times Like These that I wish I hadn't dropped out of truck driving school hopefully this is the latest work by the

famous artist and part-time Chimney Sweep Norwood ooh interesting brush Strokes reminiscent of

the renowned Dutch Master Aries thank you I appreciate that from the bottom of my artistically Superior your heart well

I'd like to get a picture of a real live artist well actually I wouldn't call myself an artiste but I do dabble in a little paint by numbers occasionally

she's talking about me okay okay hey oh wait a second

that's much better jeez tell me Yoki what was the last thing that was stolen well gee it was

Nero spittle I had to close the exhibit in that case then it's time to visit the city that's never in the same place Rome

get it Wenda it's always Roman I got it Wally wow

wow here we are in ancient Rome what what a great place the Chariots the classic architecture uh Wally what about

those Gladiators that are charging toward us

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oh oh they're nice too

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thirsty mom from our special guest star oh thank you

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Wally Watchers Wally and wender Watchers

okay okay okay well it went to end wolf Watchers everybody's a star ah isn't it

refreshing to see a group of fun-loving guys who really enjoy their job that's good

that's correct aren't you lion supposed to be turned loose oh the little guys must really want to

play get into trouble to do

a crochet

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don't you just love museums uh Wally what about him

I know just what he's looking for

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a wind-up Mouse

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come on let's go speak to Nero y'all

I'll give it up Adler we know that it's you you do he likes it

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thanks for the advice

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ah it's Nero the ancient emperor of Rome did you know that he'll decide whether or not we live with a simple thumbs up

or thumbs down that's nice to know

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hmm hmm it's too Wally I'd pay you a tune on my fiddle but it

would steal them and you just can't play a tuba with a girl I've had the same problem before

hmm white paint what's this doing here did you find anything else well I did

find this app very interesting that's the museum alarm let's oh bye Nero it's

true don't worry

huh whoa am I glad you're here it's terrible horrible awful rotten even

sounds bad wolf actually it is one of Cleopatra's Treasures has been stolen now I'll have

to close down the Egyptian exhibit oh smile actually battles yeah these things are

being cheese stolen no one could possibly get them through our security system don't worry Okie we'll have a look around the

Egyptian exhibit and see what we can find

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this exhibit is just like ancient Egypt ah yes the Great Pyramids the Sphinx all

right

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and that man with the attractive scowl who looks like he wants to enslave us hey hold it right there what do you know

about the Queen's missing treasure not much but we're here to look for Clues I don't care I'm gonna oh all right

already wow it's Cleopatra Queen of the Nile what happened your highness somebody

stole my golden pussycat it was taken from the pyramid where the Royal Treasures are kept I'll bet they did it your highness I can find out where they

hit the Pussycat I can whop them weapon wiggle them excuse me but they've already left they

have when they go

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them

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where's Wally where's Wenda

where's wolf

why am I talking like this

did you find Wally he's by that tree no he's behind that rock no where the heck

is he

hieroglyphics did you know that each symbol represents uh excuse me Wally but shouldn't we be leaving

don't worry Linda they're just excited because we're going to have an old-fashioned sandstorm what Sandstorm

are you talking about Wally that one

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let's take a look inside before we go any further I better warn

you two about something watch out for booby traps I'll keep that in mind Wally

huh look at this more paint drops and a carnation do you

know what this means no neither do I I just thought I'd ask it's a little dark in here I hope these

pictures turn out

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wow a real live baby Egyptian mummy maybe he'll try to put a curse on us or

rip us apart limb from limb all right

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thank you oh did you hurt yourself little fella

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and this lollipop should help too you

wasn't that sweet oh I'd love to see the happy look on his face if he had one

cheer up wolf I've got a lolly bone for you

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you've been gone for a while Adler I know I don't heal as fast as I used to

what is that

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I'll take that rotten pile of bandages

candy from a baby

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lovely it's his mother and I believe she wants to speak to me good idea we wouldn't want the type to see any

unnecessary as much as the sound of my dentist's

drill oh come on actually please can we talk about this just a little bit more please

pretty please no okay then bye

quick not wood the customers are after me they want their money back you gotta do something of course

for you thanks

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oh no Okie is in trouble he's a good guy and he's going to be stabbed what will he do I mean

that was close Mr narrator just about popped a m*ssile hi Okie oh thank you

for coming back thank you oh thank you so much I think he's happy to see us

ah oh no not another alarm yes the Maltese artworks it's missing

don't you mean the Maltese Falcon I know that was stolen last week

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rats he's gone look a glove and more paint drops too

whoa you gotta do something okay what if I told you I know what happened to the treasure yeah though Linda can I see the

pictures you've been taking uh well sure Wally why because combined with these Clues they tell what happened to the

artifacts whoa how well I noticed when we found the Hat the flower and the glove Norwood's self-portrait was

missing the same items and when I saw Wendy's picture of the empty portrait that explained the paint drops I

realized that the portrait is alive wow

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going somewhere Norwood yeah I'm taking my portrait home not so fast Mr Yuck

that's ew oops pardon me watch

wow the missing Treasures were hidden in the portrait thank you

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aha that's what Whitebeard meant when he said you ought to be in pictures right and a picture is worth a thousand words

wow oh I get it oh yeah he was going to oh yeah oh oh what was he going to do take the picture

home and remove the treasures yeah yeah what a nasty couple of guys guys God

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thanks Wally you really are a swell bunch of Stripes thank Wenda it was her pictures that solved the crimes ah

thanks Wenda and could you please take my picture with Wally okey dokey okey wow that's a great uh come over here

Wally Wally Wally he's gone

where's Wally you know they might have a narrator

exhibit here and if they do I might be in it though isn't that exciting I'm going to have a look

there's Wally

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hit it

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foreign

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