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01x11 - Ahead of the Future

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Where's Wally?". Aired: September 14 – December 14, 1991.*
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Show follows the adventures of Wally/Waldo and his dog Woof, who were already established stars of the Where's Wally? picture book series.

01x11 - Ahead of the Future

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hit it oh where's Wally

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where's Wireless Digicel where's the wallet

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where's the wallet did you say I'm home

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where where

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oh where's Wale arousing rollicking hello Wally fans in

today's adventure be on the lookout for a very unusual Milky Way identical twin robots flying saucers and cups and are

dastardly Dusty and extremely dirty villain and woof this tracks you was the very first evidence that Bigfoot had an

interest in sports huh

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wizard Whitebeard watch this Wally I'm taking Flamenco dancing lessons

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I didn't know you were such a natural dancer oh hey hey I've got lots of hidden talents you know oh but that's not why I stopped by Wally I'm sending

you to Future land great I always wanted to go there and oh let's see uh-huh here's something that'll help you along

the way a rose oh it's more than a rose are you kidding it has to do with your adventure

roses are red violets are blue okay it's an age-old problem and that's your clue that's it yeah well I gotta go you know

I'm late for my ballet lesson all right woof we're on our way

yes the land of the future where many of the things in our future are now in the past

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incredible isn't it

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look all the tough jobs are done by robots

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see something wolf so that's it a robot dog

Rose's Diner hey the first line of whitebeard's poem roses are red Rose's Diner Gourmet magazine gives it a very

low rating but Popular Mechanics rates at four stars hi are you Rose rose oh

sh**t she's been gone a long time howdy I'm your way Chris Taylor wanna be home the Venus fried stays real good done

just the way they lock it on Venus sure sounds fine but no fries Grease

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certainly busy in here hotels busy honey enter Galaxy president Gomez is arriving today

here you go Johnny soon

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[Applause]

quite all right

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promo why I'll have it cleaned up in Skippy

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you seem to really like your job oh I love it I'm as happy as a lock I get to scrub the flaws wash the dishes

in the universe or at least the Galaxy for sure in the room

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nice to meet you I'm Wally foreign

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[Applause]

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away

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please

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I am here for robot number nine oh what a shame you missed him today's

his day two uh look at his knees she's a washer dryer combo don't try to fool me he is here

somewhere quick my car's this way

[Applause]

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oh hey Brian Brian why I can fix that well just take a second canine

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robot number nine

why is that guy after you did you do something wrong what I did wrong was become obsolete just like rose all the

old robots except me now have been replaced by a new fangled sidekick models

what a great jalopy ah they just don't make them like they used to foreign

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number seven is a manhole cover on the corner of Fifth and Broadway

who are you and what are you doing in my side car oh hello our door is my name I'm a here to ride share

do not get in my way or I will smash you to Smithereens and by the way a lot

don't give up you do not have a chance

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Galaxy Car Wash and we can hide in there terrific woof needs a bath anyway lucky for robot number nine Master

treasure is thrown off the trail he has no idea that robot number nine is hiding in that car wash

aha you hear that the car wash whoops me and my big narrator mouth oh well celery

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wow this is what I call Full Service I will teach him it is useless to run

from Master Trasher

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not bad robot nine looks like we got rid of him oh dear my arm I gave away one

too many nuts and bolts just reattach it I can we're gonna hit

that side never spoken looks like they're going to do the old

crooned in bye everyone hope you enjoyed the show oops on page uh we've returned to find

Wally in a pickle well not real Nicola you're my kids you know what I mean here's your shoulder bolt

right the shoulder boat connected to the clavicle boat and the clavicle boat connected to the fogging flippable

hang on again no I say

now let's move trash lbean I don't know about our next move but here is your next

[Applause]

and so they landed safely yeah I I know you can see that for yourself but too long without narration until start

wondering if I'm necessary the museum a great place to hide

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even in this weird crowd you'll stand out you need a disguise

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your own grandmother wouldn't recognize you now bless her heart she was a dishwasher you know a three-cycle front

motor and wait till I tell Trasher I just love tattling on people

what a great biplane it's a real classic yeah like Me Maybe I belong in a museum

don't be silly like that biplane you're one of a kind

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you've seen this robot yes no cut the clowning which way did he go well which

way I know where he is I'm aware he is and

you dance but I will won't I yes Madam I mean sir

and I don't even want the reward any little thing will do like a walking stick

that's him fake beard big hat

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the trash cannot be fooled by a ridiculous beer what are you doing are you crazy help and this laborian

Ambassador in this woman pick assaults me

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my hunter's instinct tells me that metal head is here somewhere

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I knew this would come in handy one day

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yeah God you you little rust bucket of bolts

if you really care about your little friend you will take this message to canine's master

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what's that wolf at number nine I have your precious canine if you ever want to see him again

you will meet me by the dinosaur exhibit I've got to do it I love my little doggy wait come back

help copy somebody Wally where's Wally

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did you find Wally Harvard University offers classes on Wally finding but if

you missed him I'll tell you where he is

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don't worry wolf we'll find them hey wanna robot nines loose screws can you pick up his scent

translated into English that's yes

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oh please Mr Master Trasher give me another chance forget it rules are rules

you Obsolete and your time is up

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solar flares this means trouble I'm out of here have a pleasant journey number nine

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meanwhile bully and wolf try to find a way to get into the disassembly building

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the cartoon Studio must have been a whole ten bucks on that one we can get in through there woof see those ducks

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as an air conditioner not duck says in quackers we'll have to go in on all fours guess you'd know all about that

huh Josh

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come on woof we've gotta find out where this goes

[Applause]

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don't worry fella I'll put your master back together somehow foreign

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except for the circuit board hey how's about a big kisser no number

nine I'm not Tilly why of course not Siri me I'm chilly

why hold the phone I'm not Tilly I'm a vacuum cleaner

need a few more adjustments

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foreign

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number nine you're your old self again come on it's not safe in here

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wow those are some solar flares why they're not just any solar flares they're the worst kind ultraviolet solar

flares that's it Roses are Red Violets are Blue whitebeard's poem tell me robot

nine why are ultraviolet solar flares the worst kind because they can shut down Master Control Master Control let's

have a look oh even though

he's Rubble what a crisis and at that very moment in master control

let's go completely Looney we can't even set up a rescue rocket they're all robot controlled what are we gonna do professor

beats me the solar flares every single robot in future world there's one robot who works perfectly

sir robot number nine guess it's because I'm just too old-fashioned no way we're risking the president's life on an

obsolete Robot Bill thanks for offering to help put my assistance right you see every time the solar flare goes wild the

robots go berserk I'm afraid the teenage old problem hmm roses are red violets

are blue it's an age-old problem and that's your clue with minutes to spare while he got the

age on biplane and flew it into the stratosphere there's a rocket what

[Applause]

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help is on his way help help help

okay number nine get ready

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don't worry I know he can do it foreign

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accomplished

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I would like to take this opportunity to thank

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you

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foreign robot nine is Obsolete and must be

terminally disassembled robot nine is a hero he saved my life and he's to be rewarded

you may have any job in the Galaxy for which you're suited as a president well

I've always wanted to be a guide in that wonderful Museum and so you win foreign

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but from here on all you do is pick up a trash you can start by getting up the mess you made

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Russia

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again my deepest thanks for your heroism

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excuse me oh shucks it wasn't anything it was really all because of Wally

where's Wally

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where is our Wally you know it's an obvious place but where

but before we go I'd like to recite a poem violets ain't

red roses ain't blue but the show sure is over so I'm all through bye-bye see

you next time

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hit it

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foreign

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