02x04 - Ticket Scramble

[bunniefuu]

I think it's unfair.

Uh, what're you talking about?

Our drinking sessions.

It's always the boys letting loose.

Point.

I feel like you join them quite often, Azusa.

I want us girls to party it up by ourselves!

So a girls' party in short.

We're doing this in my room?

It's more fun that way.

What about Nanaka's room?

Not a chance.

Cheers!

Now this is what
a drinking sesh's gotta be.

I'm happy for you.

You probably find it
a bit lacking in spice, Azusa-san.

Not true. I can be a lady, too.

Speaking of lacking, though...

What?

Your room's just so bare.

I thought the same thing.

It's got everything I need.

I see you have your cosmetics, at least.

Onee-chan forced them on me.

I mean, you wouldn't bother
with them otherwise.

Yeah, true.

I don't mind the cosmetics part, but...

You mean there's more?

A girls' party in Chisa's room?

Could you take these to them?

Chisa.

Uncle sent you these drinks...

She even gave me this crap.

Hear me out.

O-Okay.

Onee-chan bought those.
They're not mine, okay?

Yeah?

Do you really understand?

Hmph, relax. I got it.

Those were clearly Nanaka-san's.

I bet he doesn't get it!

Something happen?

I feel guilty.

Over what?

Over not keeping my word.

Thanks, Chisa!

To show my appreciation,
I'll buy you some sexy underwear.

I don't know the context,
but that doesn't sound good.

Welcome back.

Did you manage to set him straight?

Maybe.

We could hear you all the way in here.

But this being Nanaka's?
Story doesn't check out.

I think God can be really unfair!

Why are we so flat?!

"We"?!

I wonder why.

Are you doing anything in particular to help?
A special diet or exercises, maybe?

Hmm, if I had to pick one thing...

it'd be the horny acts!

R-Really?!

Chest growth is powered by female sex hormones.

If you wanna stimulate their secretion,
horny acts are the way to go.

Urk.

I don't like how convincing that sounds.

Huh? Wouldn't that mean...

Oh, Nanaka? Well...

Hers are filled with familial affection.

Anyway, what matters is stimulation.

Only one thing to do!

Iori, take these to them too.

Hey, Uncle sent these as well...

Sashimi? Cool!

Thanks, Iori-kun.

Sorry, I have my hands full at the moment.

Chisa, come with me!

Huh? O-Oh, okay.

J-Just so you know,
that was us girls fooling around...

Chisa.

Wh-What?

You probably didn't realize,

but that was a real dicey situation just now.

What are you saying?

Anyway, just keep it clean!

What was he going on about?

Chi-chan, is this a movie?

Blue - Diving Documentary

It's a documentary about diving.

Chisa-chan's favorite.

I let Iori borrow it for a while.
He just returned it yesterday.

Wow, I'd love to check it out.

Hey, Iori.

Good to see you, Senpai.

This thing you lent me.
The actual disc wasn't porn.

Seriously?

Sorry. I must've swapped the discs.

Get it together, man.

What did it end up being, anyway?

It was some film about diving...

The diving hand signal for "going down"?

Nope, just my death sentence.

Well, uh...

Can't be wasting our precious
girl time on a film, yeah?!

Please stop! You're not helping!

I kinda wanna watch the rest, honestly.

I don't know about that.

Forget that! Girl time means girl talk!

Ooh.

Let's talk about our love lives.

No Interest

Safety Hazard

Zilch

All yours, Azusa-san.

Who, me?

You probably have a lot of experience.

Dunno, where do I start?

How about any recent developments?

Recent, eh? Well, recently...

I suggested to Iori that we have sex.

Wh-Wha... What the...

And how'd that go?

Guess what? He said "no"!

Azusa-san, please don't tell me you...

Hm?

Yep, I like him.

How about you, Aina?

Who, me? I, uh...

Let's just drink!
We're wasting precious girl time!

Heh, she bailed.

Cheers!

Yeah, cheers.

Can Nanaka-san not hold her liquor?

I don't think she's good with it, at least.

Oh, right.

Oumi Women's University Festival
Entrance Ticket

Here, a ticket to our fest.

Oh, right. You need a ticket to get in.

Keeps the weirdos out.

Nobody wants to deal with
guys trying to pick them up.

An alumnus who went on to become
a famous voice actress is appearing this year.

Yeah?

Iori and Kohei might really want in.

I know, right?

So make sure they don't find out...

Okay, Cakey! If you don't want
your girls' party defiled any more...

...be a good girl and hand over that ticket!

Not on your life!

Why not?!

Do I really have to spell it out?
It's not happening!

What about your tickets?

Gave 'em all away already.

I gave Chisa my last one, too!

Say what?!

Really?

Valid for up to 4 people

Kohei, get the exit.

Okay.

Chisa, my girl.

I seem to recall there being
an unsettled debt between you and I.

Yeah. What about it?

I'll never forget that huge favor.

You're forgiving me?

You owe me one.

Could we please add another favor to the list?

Wait, you owed her one?

What do you say?

Nope.

Take me with you as your bodyguard!

And me as your porter!

No, thanks.

But please!

You know college fests attract pests!

And we can keep them away from you!

You're being pests right now.

Oh, yeah. I guess Iori
technically is Chisa's "boyfriend."

Ack!

Don't mention that, Cakey!

Wh-What's the problem?

Phew... She's drunk.

You okay, Nanaka?

I'm fine.

Does Nanaka-san always get
like that when she's drunk?

Yeah, but when she gets sloshed...

Chisa-chan!

...she gets all clingy like this.

I see.

It's too hot for this, Onee-chan.

Aw...

Iori-kun will do, then.

She's yours.

Aina?!

I'll take Nanaka too, then!

Did you get even bigger, Nanaka?

A little.

Onee-chan... I can't breathe...

This is a girls' party! Boys get out!

How could Cakey do this?

Tyranny, I say.

Nanaka-san sure was drunk, though.

Never expected her to be a clingy drunk.

We got away with Cakey
slipping up thanks to that.

But we have bigger things
to worry about right now.

The ticket to the OWU Fest, huh?

Exactly!

Good morning.

Morning. Give me a sec.
Breakfast will be ready soon.

I didn't know Nanaka-san got drunk easily.

She what?

Yeah. She was clinging
to Chisa drunk yesterday.

That's weird.

What do you mean, weird?

I mean, she's my daughter.

Good morning, Dad, Iori-kun.

Hey, morning.

Good morning.

Iori-kun.

Yeah?

We need to have a talk about this
you-being-Chisa-chan's-boyfriend thing.

There's no way she'd get drunk
on just a little booze.

Izu University

Before 1st Period

Before 2nd Period

Lunch Break

End of Day

Where'd all these people come from?!

Exactly! You guys are being a nuisance!

Have some shame!

You expect us to ignore a ticket to OWU Fest?!

They fetch a pretty penny in some places!

If Chisa isn't familiar with you,
you need to get out now!

Screw you! Open up!

Fortify the defenses!

Strangers stay out!

We got rid of the rabble for you, milady.

Uh, I don't think you did
a very good job of it.

And we've still got this many left?

It's a lot.

Only three of us will get to go with Chisa.

Me and two others, then.

How will we decide?

Fight to the death so there's no hard feelings?

There's no other way.

Nah, hold it.

How about we have Chisa pick?

I see.

Makes sense.

We'll be Kotegawa's +1s, after all.

You okay with that, Chisa?

I want to go by myself.

She's okay with it.

+1 Selection Interviews

Each of us gets two minutes
to state our case, got it?

Right!

I want to leave.

Me first!



I'll sh**t the first shot.

Mitarai, huh?

What's your plan?

I'll get her onboard by making
small talk that strikes her fancy.

Oh?

Do you like sweets, Kotegawa-san?

As much as anybody else.

Thing is, I have a friend in OWU
who'll be running a crepe stand.

They'll also have taiyaki
and oshiruko on the menu.

I can show you there.

Actually, in that case...

Hmm?

Why don't you ask that friend for a ticket?

Ack!

There a problem?

Uh... you're exactly right, but...

Wha? A ticket? Excuse me? Are you serious?

I kinda can't really get
in touch with her right now.

Shut yer trap, shithead!

Damn normie!

Get lost if you've got other options!

Chisa! Don't pick him!



I'll go next.

Why's he so confident?

I'll hit her with my unbridled
passion and get her on my side.

No bells and whistles?

You can score points by playing it straight.

Kotegawa-san.

Wh-What?

I'm putting it all on the line for OWU Fest.
I will score a girlfriend there.

Y-You don't say.

Yeah, no.

Not happening.

I'll give up on it if you say no
and won't budge.

But in return...

Please be my girlfriend.

Don't hand it over, Chisa!

That's dastardly, Yamamoto!

That's not passion! It's a veiled threat!

I'll do whatever it takes!

I-I already have a boyfriend.

Stop that, Chisa. They might
take my head right here and now.



I'm next!

Okay.

What's your plan?

I'm an awkward guy.
Words aren't my strong suit.

Oho?

What'll you do, then?

I'll let my back do the talking,
like a real man.

What?

A real man's man?!

There's two more where this
came from - Kohei Imamura

There's two more where this came from.

Get outta here!

You're the furthest thing
from a real man's man!

Ideals don't get you into
a voice actress's event!

Stop trying to bribe me with money.

Well said, Chisa.

Very well! You can have my life, then!

Know when you've lost!

Buzz off, scumbag!



Allow me to show you how to really
sweet talk your way into a woman's heart.

Heya, Kotegawa-san.
You're as pretty as ever.

I want this so badly because I don't want
their ugly asses defiling your beauty.

You are Sleeping Beauty!
And if I can be your prince, I'll...

Oh, give me a sec.

Uh... please continue.

Nah, I'm good.

You sure showed us, Nojima!

How to be a failed comedian!

"If I can be your prince," what?

Shaddup! I woulda had it
if her phone hadn't buzzed!

It was you?!

You're being pathetic, Nojima!

Don't take it out on Kitahara!

Your sweet talking lost out to a flimsy phone!

Hell no! I was this close!

Thanks
You bailed me out

Thanks. You bailed me out.

Kotegawa-san?!

What did you expect, dude?

You're doing whatever it takes too, huh?

Why are you so desperate?

Oh, it's a long story.

So, yeah. I'm only "playing" Chisa's boyfriend.

Oh, that's it?

I don't know what I would've done
if you two were really dating.

And I don't wanna know.

So, Iori-kun, if that's how it is...

Yes?

There's zero chance Chisa-chan
will get hit on during OWU Fest, right?

My life is at stake here!

I cannot afford to fail!

Hey, it's your turn, Kitahara.

Hurry up and go get shot down.



Huh?

What's he doing?

Pick me, Chisa. It's for your own good.

How, exactly?

Think about it.

You don't wanna see your family members
become a m*rder*r and their victim, do you?

Wait, what does that mean?

You're not going to k*ll me, are you?

Nah, that's not it.

The victim will be me.

And the m*rder*r, Nanaka-san.

What does Onee-chan have to do with this?

Well, you see...

Nanaka-san is crazily obsessed with you!

What, really?
I'm sorry she's so sister-obsessed!

No chance that works.

Don't ask me to explain why!
Just pick me, please!

No.

Okay, fine. I'll do anything you ask.

Go get run over five times and give up, then.

I'd be getting run over
five times for no reason!

Chisa, please! I'm begging you!

Stop right there.

Your two minutes are up, Kitahara!

Make your exit!

Chisa! Chisa!



Guess I'm last up.

Oh, forgot about him.

He hasn't interacted with Kotegawa much,
and he has nothing going for him.

He stands no chance.

If you take me with you,

I won't do anything.

As long as you let me enter with you,
I'll split up right after,

and I won't get up to any funny business.

I promise I won't cause any problems for you.

sh**t! That was the answer!

Chisa wasn't looking to gain
any positives from us.

What really mattered to her...

was that we didn't cause her any negatives!

What do you say, Kotegawa-san?

That sounds good.

He got us!

He was the biggest schemer of us all!

We can't beat that!

I'm not about to give up that easily.

These idiots are just in it for the girls.

If it doesn't work out,
they don't lose anything.

But I...

I have so much more riding on this!

Oops, I slipped and threw a flying elbow!

What? How did you...

I knew it.

I see right through your dirty schemes!

How... dare... you...

Hmph, my bad.

I slipped and stuck a chloroform-
drenched hanky in your face.

Oh, that's too bad.

Th-Those two...

How far are they willing to go?

That makes things much simpler, though.

I just gotta k*ll you shitters dead, right?

We shoulda done this from the start!

Bring it, jabronis!

This is do-or-die!

All right, time to head out.

Whoa there. Don't try to run away.

Wait right there! We'll be done in a jiffy!

Come on!

Oops, my hand slipped!

Die, b*tch!

Stop it!

I can't stand watching another second of this.

Good friends shouldn't be fighting like this.

Friends are meant to be equals, right?

It's not right for some of you
to benefit while others lose out.

I want to believe that none of you are
willing to throw your friends under the bus.

Kotegawa-san...

Friendship ought to be fair and equal, huh?

Yeah, that's right.

Sorry about that, Chisa.

My apologies.

I'm glad you understand.

I'll be using this just for myself...

You know what to do, guys.

We're no longer friends as of this moment!

Yeah!

Now we're free to fight to the death!

Uh, that wasn't my point.

I want you to value your friendship
over immediate gains.

Ugh, enough...

Whoa.

What's up, Mitarai?

My childhood friend in OWU just pinged me.

"Jeez! Fine, if you insist,
you can have a ticket!

Rie Ohashi

But just this one time, okay?

Next time you break my trust,
I'll crush your jawbone into pieces!"

She's giving me a ticket after all.

Oho?

That takes care of four.

Add Chisa's ticket to that,
and we can all get in.

Right.

That's that.

Ah, so you're all going
to the OWU Fest together?

Yep! Isn't it great?

Why do you look so unhappy, Chisa?

"First Time at a Women's University"