03x03 - Saving Private Passport

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Delicious.

This is amazing, Shiori-chan.

Thank you. Not that I made any of it.

You grew up on this cuisine, Kitahara?

Lucky dog.

Don't be silly. We only got leftovers
that weren't fit to serve to guests.

I've had enough dried-up
sashimi to last a lifetime.

Is that how it works?

Back when I was little,
Nii-sama used to cook for me often.

Our parents were always too busy.

Really?

She took over when she got older, though.

Nii-sama, lunch is ready.

Please knock!

Hmm, I see.

Your little sister's home cooking?

Cool it with the bloodlust.
I don't wanna deal with it.

Just ask her to make you
something for the trip back.

You'd do that for me, Shiori-chan?

Yes, of course.

Would you like something too,
Chisa-neesama?

You sure?

Absolutely.

Sorry to trouble you.
Your brother is too...

Oh, it's no trouble.

If anything, I'd be glad to.

Glad?

Yes. After a relaxing stay at the ryokan,

I can picture you on the train home...

Chisa-neesama holding
one of my rice ba*ls,

Imamura-senpai holding my homemade omelet,

Where's the Nii-sama?

and Nii-sama smiling,
holding my homemade passport.

Nothing could make me happier.

Shiori-chan!

What a good kid.

Hold up. Do I have a forged passport?

Oh, I see you're wearing a yukata now.

Yes. I got changed
since I'm done for the day.

If I wear my kimono,
guests will think I'm on the clock.

I see.

True. A yukata makes you
blend in with the guests.

You look great in that too, Shiori-chan.

You're very cute.

Thank you both.

What do you think, Nii-sama?

Hmm...

She does look really good in that.

But I think we need one more nudge
to really set those guys off.

Sadly, she's got no sex appeal.

Um, Nii-sama, please don't stare so much.

It gives me the creeps.

Oh, my bad.

I wasn't leering at you or anything.

Is that so?

But take a layer off, will you?

Er...?

And show some cleavage.

What are you asking your little sister?

Huh? Sounds like normal
sibling behavior to me.

By the way, Nii-sama...

Hmm?

What is it?

Assuming you stake out my room tonight,

where am I supposed to sleep?

Oh, well...

With Kohei-niisama, of course!

Do you not want to sleep
in the same room as us?

Yep. I'd rather die.

You're always welcome, though, Nii-sama.

How about Chisa's room, then?

That's fine by me,
but I wouldn't want to impose.

I don't mind.

But why?

I'm worried because
there's a stalker on the loose.

Oh, yeah. The cops were here.

Yeah!

It's an outrage, I say!

In that case, you should sleep in my room.

Thank you.

You do that.

Better safe than sorry.

Of course, we'll do everything
we can to protect you, Shiori.

Anything for my little sister.

Thank you both.

She's not your sister, Imamura-kun.

If everything goes well,
give back my passport—

Um...

I'm sorry about earlier today.

I brought you some drinks to apologize.

Oh, it's fine.

You shouldn't have.

You two help yourselves, too!

S-Sure.

Th-Thanks.

Where are your friends?
Aren't they with you?

No. They went back to their room.

I think they're planning
something in secret.

They won't show me
any photos they've taken,

and they keep looking at some map
and whispering to each other.

What do you think?

Do you even have to ask?

Right?

Do you know what room they're in?

They should be in the Matsu-no-Ma.

The Pine Room, huh?

Roger.

Did they become tomodachi?

I don't think that's quite it.

Why do I get the feeling something
dumb's going down?

Um, would you like to join us?

May I?

Of course. Those two just left and all.

Thank you!

I actually wanted to ask you two
about Japanese culture!

Is that so?

Good evening, boys.

We're with the police.

Guilty as sin.

Yeah, it's fishy how everything
looks perfectly normal.

Our thoughts may be opposite,
but the conclusion's the same.

All right, guys.

You'll stay here in this room
and behave yourselves tonight.

Kugel!

Stro!

That slipped our minds, huh, Kohei?

Sure did, Kitahara.

I don't think being a bigger
drinker makes a bigger man...

...but we are PaB members.

We don't take things lying down!

Hey!

Cheers.

I just can't stand super sweet liquor.

Yeah, it's love it or hate it.

What are you two yelling about now?

Did you get the wrong idea
about something?

Sorry to break it to you.

That stuff was too sweet for us,
not too strong.

In our eyes, this is booze.

This crap is the chaser.

All right.

Shiori-chan's safe now.

They really love this
anime character, huh?

I can admire their passion.

They came on a club trip
to Japan for it, after all.

Yes. They're all kindred spirits...

What's up?

Something just hit me.

What?

These guys are in the same
fan club, right?

Yeah, so?

Doesn't that mean...

that Carina woman's just like them too?

So, what are you interested in?

I'll answer anything I can,
so feel free to ask.

Thank you very much.

I'll do just that then.

I'd love to hear about
Japan's hentai culture.

Hentai culture...?

Oh!

Don't take it the wrong way.

I'm doing research on Hokusai's erotica.

Oh, Hokusai Katsushika?

I hear his works are popular overseas.

I'm not familiar with them,
so I may not be of much help.

Me neither, sorry.

That's daijoubu!

I'd rather you taught me about
daily routines and customs.

Like how Japanese people live their lives?

That's more up my alley.

Yes, like...

the right way to use an onsen.

Her? The same as these guys?

Indeed.

I find it hard to believe that chill
hottie is anything like them,

but she'd have no reason to hang out
with these idiots otherwise.

Yes, very few people would willingly
put themselves through this.

Thinking back, that creeper
was rather slender.

Seriously?

Hey, wake up.

Tell us about this Carina girl.

Open the translation app, Kohei.

On it.

I've got something to ask you guys.

Tell me more about Carina.

What Japanese stuff has taken her fancy?

Is she a danger to Shiori or Chisa?

International college student marriage
or not, they're rooting for you.

Who said anything about that?!

Ask 'em what she's trying
to do with Shiori and Chisa!

She loves Kirara from Blue Spring...

and she's trying to experience the
game world through Shiori and Chisa?

What are they saying?

Dunno. Looks like the mic didn't catch it.

Who gets that obsessed
about something, though?

Do you not get it?

Get what?

Living out galge in the real world
is humanity's final frontier!

She looks just like her! Of course you'd
expect something out of the game's plot!

All those incredible scenes!
How I wish I could live them!

You hear what I'm saying, my brothers?

Does she really look like her?

If I hadn't met Lalako-tan...

How are you guys transcending
the language barrier now?

I hear you! I feel you!

I would love to see Shiori-chan
in Blue Spring-wear too!

Blue Spring, eh?

I can teach you how to kowtow.

Now, let's go!

Hold it right there!

Why stop us?

I looked up that game just now...

And it's a porn game!

Yeah, and?

Such purity in your eyes.

Ravaging this, ravaging that.

What's with this game?!

I'm not letting you play this out!

What are you even talking about?

Shiori-chan would never agree
to it in the first place.

I don't know, never say never.

Besides, this can help you too.

How, exactly?

You can look for your passport
while we have her distracted.

Okay, let's split up and do our own thing!

I said, "hold up!"

Still trying to stop us?

Obviously! I'll use force if...

You'll use force if... what?

Nothing. Never mind.

Don't let your towel touch the bathwater.

That's hot springs etiquette.

I learned a lot today.

This is great.

Glad to hear it.

Now, if it would snow,
it'd be even more perfect.

Ooh, a snowy night?

It looks great in an outdoor bath.

Yes, it's so dreamy.

It feels so good to be in the hot
bathwater while it's freezing out.

I know the feeling.

I was right.

When these two are naked, they
look straight out of Blue Spring's CGs.

How I'd love to reenact
the following scene too!

Nobody knows why,
but a giant octopus shows up...

and turns the whole thing
into Hokusai's Shunga!

C... Carina-san?

Oh, don't mind me.

Chisa-neesama, did you
feel her gaze just now?

She's ignoring it?!

Wait, what? Did she not notice?

Chisa-san.

Once we're out of the bath,

why don't we hang out in my room?

That's what I'm talking about,
Chisa-neesama!

If you'll have me, sure.

Of course.

How could this be?

That crazy look doesn't bother
her at all? It's like...

It's like she's used to getting
leered at all the time.

You dropped this.

Thank you.

Why have your passport with you?

This is my brother's, not mine.

Your Onii-chan's?

What do you mean?

It's a long story.

And there you have it.

Oh...

So precious!

Precious?!

I mean, you're jealous, right?

You're mad because your beloved
Onii-chan won't give you attention?

Uh...

It's not like that at all.

I'm simply teaching him a lesson because
he's not thinking about his future.

Subarashii! This is it,
real 3D hentai culture!

So good. I'm glad I came to Japan.

I just said it's not like that.

She's in that zone. Nothing
you say will get through to her.

Let's talk about it some more in my room!

This is the place.

What happened here?

Beats me.

Nii-sama? He's passed out on his feet.

Wake up.

What were you doing in Carina-san's room?

This is strange.

Knowing him, I assumed he'd
ransack my room for his passport.

I have to know what happened here.

Let me go get some
extra yukatas and water.

Let's see.

What exactly were they up to?

Still trying to stop us?

Obviously! I'll use force if...

You'll use force if... what?

Nothing. Never mind.

Forget me and get going.

We'll do just that.

What's your favorite scene?

Now it's two-on-one.

Kitahara, you...

She's always tried to live up
to people's expectations.

As her brother,
I can't help but fear the worst!

I told you, we won't reenact
the porn scenes!

Shut it! How am I supposed to trust you?!

So that's it,

brother shittiest...

I know you were plotting to
put me in your debt first.

Don't try to act like a big brother now...

What's going on?

Beats me.

Is that what he said? Interesting.

I understand.

I'm going to marry him!

M-Marry him?

Indeed!

Where's this coming from, Carina-san?

It seems he's very interested in me.

I don't mind the attention! I love Japan,

and he seems like he'll be
tolerant of otaku culture.

And what's more,

that will make Shiori my little sister.

If I marry into the family, we can
get up to the hentai donburi business!

Um, Carina-san?

You've only just met my brother.
It's too soon to decide on marriage.

Hai, I don't know him very well.

So I'll live with him for a while!

I'm in Japan all through summer break.

Every day will have traditional Japanese
donburi, lucky sukebe, and omotenashi!

Nii-sama doesn't currently
live here, though.

Then I'll go with him to his place.

Anywhere in Japan's fine.
I love all of Japan equally.

Of course, you're coming along,
Chisa and Shiori.

- Let's all be donburi together.

- Oh, really?

- Anywhere in Japan, you say?

Huh? What're you guys doing here?

Oh, darl—

Nii-sama.

Yeah?

Have fun in Palau.

Huh?

Why'd she suddenly
give it back without a fight?

Don't ask me.