07x03 - Fonzie Meets Kat

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Happy Days is filmed before a studio audience.

Oh, you don't get no spending cash.

If you don't scrub that kitchen floor.

You ain't gonna rock and roll no more.

Don't talk back.

Just finish cleaning up your room.

Let's hit it, let's do it.

Get on that car.

Hey, Josh.

Yeah?

These virtual marines can really interest me.

Tell me about it.

I gotta go out and get some more hamburger meat.

Do me a big favor.

Will you take over for me?

Yeah, no problem.

Hey, listen.

Keep all the tips.

Keep the tips?

You mean it, Al?

Sure, go ahead.

That's nice of you.

Thanks a lot.

Nobody tips here.

I don't get it.

A lot of girls always get so excited when
they see a man in uniform.

They didn't act like this when I was in uniform.

Fonzie, a course walk guard is not a man in uniform.

He's taking everything so seriously.

We're roomies.

We're roomies to each other.

It's fun.

Hey, Rich.

Lori Beth.

How's it going?

Hi.

Leeds in.

Huh?

Oh, it's very colorful.

Rich, these guys haven't seen girls for over five months.

Just like you, Mal.

Good.

Good.

Now you're acting like a roomie.

Out to sea for five months.

Very interesting.

I just love sailors.

You do?

I'm making his Baton out of those poop decks.

I love landlubbers, too.

I love the land.

I totally love that.

You know what this is?

What?

We found it on our geology field trip.

You can't fool a college man, Rich.

It's a rock.

A rock, as you call it, happens to be over


How come it doesn't have any wrinkles?

All right, girls, hold it, hold it.

Nothing's too good for my bell-bottom buddies, huh?

I'll catch you later, all right?

Get off my level.

Get off the level.

Hey, boss.

How's it going?

That was nice of you.

Yeah, you know why?

You know why?

Because I feel exuberant.

I saw the leaves change color and zing
went the strings in my heart.

Oh, Arthur, I'm so glad you're here.

Hey, father, don't Beck you.

Your brother's not here, father.

Oh, I didn't come to see my brother, Al.

Where can we talk, Arthur?

You mean like alone?

Yes, there's trouble.

Oh, well, in this booth.

Bless.

But I'll get to you later.

See you later, Fonz.

Later.

All right, what's up, Padre?

Well, Arthur, the trouble came on this
merchant marine ship.

What do you mean, talk about trouble?

Rico is back in town?

Excuse me.

Arthur, Arthur, wait.

No violence, please.

No, there's not gonna be no violence.

One smack, it's all over.

We still haven't gotten over the last time
you two had a Rumble.

Three years ago.

You kept him out of town three years.

When it comes to Rico, I'm afraid you're just gonna
have to learn how to turn the other cheek and get hit twice.

I need a favor from you.

I want you to promise me no fighting, no getting
upset, and no looking for trouble for only one day.

His ship leaves tomorrow night.

One day?

One day, Arthur.

All right, all right.

I could be cool for 24 hours.

Good.

I have your word.

I'm a man of my word.

I promise.

All right?

Fonzie!

Fonz!

Your motorcycle.

My handlebars.

Rico.

Rico.

Rico?

Rico.

This ain't gonna be easy.



I don't know.

What's wrong with Fonzie?

He said he hardly slept last night,
and he's been in his office all day.

Well, Joanie, anything else?

Because, you know, I want to get away a little early today.

I'm going to my brother's parish.

He's gonna give me a new recipe.

He never likes anything I cook.

Nothing else, huh?

Nothing.

Here you go, Al.

Thank you.

You don't have to leave any tips.

Hey, Al, what's going on?

You got any new tomatoes in?

No, no.

Oh, Tuesday tomatoes.

Uh, today it's pickles.

Oh, no, I need those.

If I can't find myself a date, Lori
Beth's gonna fix me up with a nice girl.

So what's wrong with that?

I don't want a nice girl.

I want an animal.

Well, I'll tell you, Ralphie, Ralph.

Uh, Ralph, are you calling Richie?

No, I'm calling an animal.

Someone with fire.

Well, when you see Rich, will you tell him
that I may be a little late?

Sure.

Thanks a lot.

Hello, Boom Boom?

Yeah, Ralph Malph here.

I'll never rattle her cage again.

Wiki-waki-woo!

My Patience has finally been rewarded.

I can feel the heat from here.

Hello, my dear.

You look puzzled.

Perhaps yours truly, Ralph Malph, can be of assistance.

You see, I have my finger on the pulse of the city.

Wait, don't run away, my dear.

This is, this is fate.

It's a meeting that was meant to be.

It's, how interesting.

Thank you.

Oh, I can't move my arm.

What are you doing?

My arm, it's stuck.

Help!

What is your racket out here?

It's me, Fonz.

I'm over here yelling for help.

Look.

Oh, now that I see that, that's interesting.

Fonz, you think you can get her to unstick my arm?

Hey, don't worry about it.

It's just like a nerve lock.

You know?

I know.

It's back.

My other arm, it's stuck.

Oh, it's okay now.

I can move it.

There are many nerves.

Example.

Oh, oh, oh, my leg.

It's on my leg, Fonz.

I can't move it.

I love your style, huh?

Malaysian back pitch.

No, Fonz, please.

No.

No more.

No more.

While you talk to her, you got a lot in common.

I'm just playing.

I guess we got carried away there for the moment, huh?

You're Fonzarelli.

At your service.

I have a message.

I'm all ears.

Rico, he's outside.

It's a good place for him.

I'll tell him that.

I'm just saying hello, Mal.

Hello, Fonz.

You feel better now?

Oh, yeah.

I feel so much better now that I can move again.

I think I should play ball or something.

You want to play ball?

The Fonz ain't in the mood.

Fonzie!

Richie, do you want to play some ball?

Not right now.

Rico's outside.

He'll play winners.

Fonz, Fonz, I'm telling you.

Rico is outside.

Rico, it... No, no, make that inside.

What's the matter, Fonzarelli?

Don't want to come out and play?

He'll play you to sleep, bucko.

Shut up, punk.

You really don't want to play?

Wrist watch.

No.

Bon voyage.

Well, the Fonzarelli don't want to come outside to play.

Maybe Fonzarelli would like to play inside.

How about a yellow streak to match the one down your back?

Ow!

I can't believe you did that.

I need a towel.

Fonzarelli's gone soft.

Let's go down to the Pelican's Roost where
there's some real action.

Fonz, why'd you let him get away with that?

I made a promise, Richie.

Want to know about promises?

Yeah.

They can be tough.

I'm talking tough, tough.

Tough, Fonz.

Yeah, tough.

I mean, this is a toughie.

The toughest.

The toughest.

He says he can't do it.

Oh, that's down.

Anything.

Like that.

Buy yourself a new table.

Hey, who is that?

Her name's Kat Mandu.

She came in on the ship with us.

Is that Rico?

Rico's girlfriend?

Hey, she's nobody's girlfriend.

Hey, Eddie, maybe we shouldn't be here.

Yeah, maybe you're right.

I mean, the guys told me it was a fun place.

Doesn't look like a fun place.

Yeah, let's go.

Let's just go.

Come on.

Well, well, well.

Little Eddie with the little girly.

Yeah, well, we were just leaving, Rico.

Yeah, we gotta go home.

Well, we just met.

We're about to have some fun.

Lay off, Rico, huh?

Excuse me, do you know where
the... Right behind you, sweetie.

Thanks.

Have a seat, Eddie.

When your girly gets back, we're gonna have a few laughs.

I'm so confused.

Is this Obsidian?

I keep telling you, it's a rock.

Lori Beth will know.

You know, I know why Fonzie's acting so weird.

I saw it in a movie once.

See, this cowboy didn't want to go in a
gunfight because his eyes are going bad.

Are you saying Fonzie let Rico squirt
mustard on his jacket because he's nearsighted?

Give me a better reason.

I can't.

You won't tell me anything.

I got it.

It's right here in grey's Anatomy.

Are you looking at girls again, Mal?

No, nerve ends.

I know what they did to my arm.

They just pushed a couple.

They just pushed a couple nerve ends.

That's all.

It's simple.

I wonder if it will work on college girls.

I'll tell you, Marion, you've just got to
beat the Petersons tonight.

He's always so confident.

The way he steps up to the alley and
wiggles his big behind.

Then he tosses the ball down the alley and
jumps up like a big jerk and yells out, strike!

Howard, you could do that.

Yeah.

If you ever got a strike.

Isn't Joanie home yet?

Oh.

She said she'd be home a little later.

I don't like her going out with sailors.

Eddie kid's a nice guy.

Don't worry.

I'll get it.

Hello?

Oh, it's Joanie.

Oh.

Now, is everything all right, dear?

Oh, good.

Yes, he's right here.

Do you want to talk to him?

He wants to talk to you, Richard.

How come she never wants to talk to me?

Yeah, Joanie?

Rich, I'm in trouble.

Yes, you've got to get me out of here.

I'm at the Pelican's Roost.

Come right away.

Hey.

You're at the what?

Oh, the library.

Sure.

Yeah, I'll pick you up at the library.

She just wants me to pick her up at the library.

Yeah, Joanie, the library is no problem.

I'll go down and pick you up.

I'm going to pick her up at the library.

Good luck.

Good bowlers don't need luck.

That's true.

Good luck.

Have a nice time.

All right, Joanie, listen, don't panic, all right?

Trouble?

Yeah, you might say that.

What's going on?

Oh, Rico's got Joanie down at the
Pelican's Roost and he won't let her go.

No, it's not going to help, Rich.

I'm writing a note to Fonzie.

You know, I can't believe that he won't
stand up to Rico, but let's get out of here.

Hey, Rico's pretty tough.

Don't worry, Pots, I'll protect us.

I'll give Rico a nerve shot.

Are you sure you know how?

I studied the picture.

All right, no way, man, no way.

Forget about it.

You're crazy, man.

I'm not going to leave you alone.

Wait, what are we here?

Down?

Joanie's not in there.

It's all right, we'll find her.

Come on, guys, let's mosey on in and wet our whistles.

Come on, you work it, man.

You're standing right behind her.

I don't care, you can go in.

Where do you want me to get you?

What are you talking about?

See, this place isn't so bad, huh?

It's a real, real nice place.

Real friendly.

It's a real friendly place.

And here's a couple of guys, you know, playing some cards.

Hey, Rich, there she is.

Oh, Joanie, Joanie.

Am I glad to see you.

Are you all right?

Hey, Rich, I'm sorry about bringing her here.

Fonzarelli's buddy.

Yeah, Rico, that's right.

Listen, we'll continue this long conversation
another time, but right now we'll take off.

Hold it.

Well, see, we're just leaving, is that right?

I don't think so.

No?

Just hold it right where you are,
buddy, or you're in big trouble.

What are you saying?

Nervous.

Nervous.

This is your big chance, Mouth.

Nervous.

Oh, yeah.

It worked!

You see that?

I got him!

Whoa!

I'll take a milk to go.

I don't understand it.

Rich, it looks so good on paper.

Now sit down.

On a stool next to milk to go.

I don't want you to miss it.

Underwear.

Have you changed your mind yet, can't you, wrote literally?

I don't know anymore.

I know, I just want to mess around with it.

What's that lousy?

I mean, but this is your last little patio
party from thi-I think that's what I mean.

You know that barrels.

Yeah, I do.

Will you just pull over or grill?

Yeah.

Okay, have a seat.

Give me a Ск lemonade.

These are some... This is really good equipment.

You're a winner undiagnosed.

What do we do now, Richie?

I got a plan.

I got a plan.

Just stay on your toes and work with me.

You want this?

No, I don't need it.

That was good, you know.

Blow the man down and then you set him up
on the... I like that.

Hey, isn't that a merchant marine ship
sinking in the harbor?

Right over there.

Run for it, Joanie.

What?

Who are you?

All right, I gotta warn you, I'm armed.

In this pocket, I've got a little rock.

You're gonna have to answer to Lori Beth on that one.

I just hope Fonzie finds that note.

Blow, blow, blow the man.

Did you see him bite that rock?

Blow, blow, blow the man.

Hey, Richie.

Yo.

Richie.

Oh, you don't mind if I do?

Richie.

Now listen, you've had your fun,
and we've had our fun, right?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

It's been fun.

So we're gonna go home now.

Yeah, go home.

I guess we could stay another minute.

Come on, let us go.

I'm tired of hanging around.

Yeah, I think, why don't you take my friend down?

No, why don't you join him?

Well, I don't know if I really wanna join him.

I thought that you would take him down,
and I didn't know you...

Table for two?

Now, wait a minute.

You can't do that.

Good, Rich.

Late, but good.

Now it's your turn.

Now it's your turn!

Yeah, Rich!

Come on, Rich!

Good shot!

Yeah, all right!

Hey, Langley!

All right!

Let's go!

Oh, my!

Let me tell you something, Rich.

His life is not worth preserving.

Come on, Fonz!

You come to see how the big boys play?

Where are they?

End of convo.

Bye-bye, shortcake.

You take a home.

Thanks, Fonz.

Thanks, Fonz.

Thanks, Rich.

And Potsie.

Will you get out of here, Ralph?

You and me got something to settle, Fonzarelli.

You know, it seems we always got something to settle, Rico.

Arthur?

Rich, what?

Two minutes to nine.

I promised the guy I wouldn't fight till nine.

Good.

By that time, my guys will have you
smeared all over the wall.

The man said he made a promise.

Ha!

Ha!

Yeah, uh, woman.

I have to tell you something.

I love your style.

Well, I admire a man who keeps his word.

Do you?

Nine O'clock, Fonz.

Yeah, well, now.

I guess it's Rico's bedtime.

Fonzarelli?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

For lethal weapons.

Oh.

Well, Rico, these hands, these hands are
old friends of mine.

Fonzarelli, you made a mistake coming here.

Rico!

Come on.

Come on, Rich.

Rich, come on, you can do it, Rich!

Hang in there!

This is a steal, Fonz!

Tell me the truth, did he run into the wall?

Yeah.

This guy's very musical.

Hey, Zell, wait a minute, there's a ship, a
merchant marine ship sinking out in the harbor!

And look, I've thought for that once
before, and I'm not falling for it again!

Oh, you're too smart for me.

Hey, oh, come here.

Hey, Fonz, hey, we caught a big one, huh?

Come here, come here for a minute.

Way to go, Fonz!

I never asked you, what is your name?

Cat Mandu.

Oh, yeah?

Fonz Can Do.

Oh, oh, Mom, Cat, listen, I gotta tell you something.

Oh, Richard, we had such an exciting
evening, I scored the highest of anybody!

Mom, that's great!

Terrific!

How'd you do, Dad?

Aren't you up kinda late, Richard?

Oh, now, Howard, don't be a grump, and Joe
says he can have the alley fixed in a day or two.

You broke the alley?

Don't start, Richard.

Now, is Joanie home?

Oh, yeah, she's, she's up asleep.

Listen, I, I have to tell you something.

I'm gonna go and fix us all some nice hot chocolate.

Hot chocolate, that's a good idea, then we can
sit around and casually talk about this evening.

Not now.

Shut the door, will you?

Okay.

You're gonna love this story, Dad,
just wait till I tell it to you.

It's real exciting.

It's... Cat Mandu.

Cat Mandu.

Or should I call you Miss Mandu?

Your sister left her purse at Pelican's Roost.

All right, thank you.

Well, come on in, please, please.

You know, I was beginning to think that
I'd never see you again.

Life holds many surprises.

Yeah.

Yeah, well, see, I'm a journalist,
so I've got all kinds of questions,

like what part of the world do you come from originally?

The place I come from is where the wind begins.

I knew you'd say something fascinating like that.

Yeah, you know, you didn't go out with Rico, right?

So are you going to be staying here in Milwaukee?

Perhaps.

Oh.

I want you to meet my parents, all right?

Then we'll get the tape recorder down
here, I'll ask you all kinds of questions,

we'll get your whole life story, all right?

You just stay right there.

Dad, Mom, look, Kat Mandu is out here,
see, she's kind of a mystery girl,

and I'd really like you to meet her, all right?

Why don't you come in?

Well, I'll have her come in here.

It's going to be an interesting experience for you.

Kat?

Kat?

Kat?

She's gone.

Guess she went back to where the wind begins.

Chicago?

Blue-eyed grey sky, hello blue.

There's nothing that can hold me when I hold you.

It feels so right, it can't be read or shown.

The Fonz, Fonzie, Howard, Marion,
Joanie, Potsie Weber, Ralph Malph,

Chachi Arcola, Leather Tuscadero,
Leather Tuscadero, Leather Lodge,

live studio audience, laugh
track, sitcom, 1950s, rock and roll.