My Best Friend, His Girlfriend and Me (2026)

[bunniefuu]

["You Get What You Give"

by the New Radicals playing]

[man] They say that childhood is

the best time to build new friendships.

That's me: Olli.

Hey, kick it right over here!

[Olli] Eight years old and already one of

the coolest, most likable guys around.

Problem was, no one had noticed it yet.

No wonder you always get picked last!

[Olli] But then, suddenly,

Matze wound up in my class.

Okay, guys, let's meet

our new classmate here, Matthias.

Tell us a little about yourself.

Do you have any hobbies?

[stuttering] I like to play soccer.

[students laughing]

[teacher] Enough.

I don't see what's so funny.

Matthias, please sit over there.

So, let's continue

with different types of sentences.

For example...

Uh, hey, I'm Olli.

-[teacher] "Where is my pen?"

-M-M-Matze.

So you play soccer, right?

Oliver, stop bothering Matthias

or I'll have to move him to another desk.

He-He didn't... I...

I... just asked him a question.

He-he-he he-he didn't do anything wrong,

he-he-he was just answering.

[Olli] That was it. That moment was

the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

-[school bell rings]

-You got the music in you

Don't let go

You got the music in you

-4 a.m., we ran a miracle mile

-[swan honking]

We're flat broke

-[skateboard wheels rolling]

-But hey, we do it in style

The bad rich

God's flying in for your trial

Ha-ha-ha

MY BEST FRIEND, HIS GIRLFRIEND AND ME

You cannot find a friend

-[engine revving]

-Friend

You feel your tree is breaking

Just bend

[cheering]

You got the music in you

Don't let go

You got the music in you

I was trying to be a good guy, you know?

-[chatting continues]

-This world is gonna pull through

Don't give up

You've got a reason to live

[Matze] Good news.

I found the perfect apartment

for you and your cat.

That's right, ground floor.

Yup, great. I'll pick you up.

Hey, come here.

[intriguing music playing]

[Matze] Where is that?

Zanzibar. Island off Tanzania.

[Matze] That has to go on the list.

Well, that's fascinating.

I wasn't aware that luxury bamboo huts

were part of our listing portfolio.

[Olli clears throat]

Supposed to be working, right?

[stuttering] Yeah, I...

The flat on M-Molke Street, I closed it.

[boss] Mm-hmm.

How about you? You just been

planning your trip around the world?

I... brought you

your favorite little special something.

[boss] Ah.

I don't know what's more impressive to me,

your perfect timing,

your ability to finish work

and get out the door right on the dot...

Mm! Or your very clever career planning.

I mean, who doesn't take a year off

in their early thirties?

By the way, the Mlheim apartment

has a scheduled viewing,

only the person won't be there

till seven tonight. Here's the address.

Seven? I'm off the clock.

I know, it compensates

for the time you spent just now

making plans for your midlife crisis.

Oh, and you better not put this

on your expense report, Olli.

Would it k*ll the Empress

to give me a compliment?

That apartment on Molke Street

was a tough one.

You mind... taking care of this, Matze?

I need to run and get

Schmitti's birthday present.

I thought we were getting Schmitti

wine from the gas station.

I came up with something else.

[upbeat rock music playing]

-[Matze] This is it. Looks nice.

-[Olli] Wow, an actual adult house.

[ringing]

[both] Happy Birthday, Schmitti!

Shh! Don't!

It's been over two hours!

Everybody's done eating!

C'mon, we're not mad, it's no big deal.

For you. You know,

now that you're a homeowner.

Right, thanks. Listen up, okay?

Behave yourselves.

This isn't some rager,

I don't want a bunch of police at my door.

Hard enough

to convince Antje to invite you.

Really? It's your birthday.

That was the only reason she let me.

Wait, wait, wait. Hold on.

Put these on first, okay?

[soft music playing in background]

It's a trendy shade of gray right now.

It's a mix of slab and granite.

[plastic crinkling]

Oh, don't let us interrupt.

I was hoping you'd be

on your world tour already.

Not for another two months.

Mmm.

-Great place, Schmitti.

-[Schmitti] Thank you.

Didn't know you made this much

in the pan department.

Household wares. And I'm not a salesman

anymore, I'm a sales manager now.

Wow, since when?

-For the last one or two years.

-Schmitti, good call on the bidet.

Yeah, yeah, but it's not quite...

Yes... [gasps]

-[bidet whirs]

-[water bubbling]

[upbeat rock continues]

[woman] The place is

beautifully decorated, Antje.

Thank you. It was all a team effort.

Right, babe?

Oh, yeah. Definitely, yep.

Huh. So this is your room, Schmitti?

Oh my God, Antje?

Wait, you're pregnant? [gasps] Since when?

Not quite yet. [chuckles]

But I bet we'll be first.

You guys are all too scared.

[Olli] Uh, not so fast there, Antje.

[Matze] Olli is, uh,

already at seven months.

Third trimester. I'm always so hungry.

Have to eat for two now.

Leftovers are downstairs.

[Matze] Mm.

[Olli] Oh, dude! Got himself a smart home.

[Matze] Huh.

[Olli] Oh.

What does this do?

[Olli] No idea.

[rapid beeping]

[alarm blaring]

The hell happened?

Nothing, just... pressed the screen.

-That's the alarm, you idiot!

-My bad.

[Schmitti] sh**t...

-Ralf, turn the alarm off already!

-I know.

You don't know the code?

You installed this thing!

Yeah, but it's still not set up yet.

Find the manual, turn it off! Go!

[Schmitti grunts]

Ow... Yep, all good!

[alarm continues]

[rings]

Hey, honey, uh, these two were outside.

I guess the neighbors

called the police for us.

-Find the instructions?

-Not yet.

-Then go get it!

-Okay.

-[grunts]

-[annoyed exhale]

All good, thank you.

-[Antje] I'm really sorry about this.

-Can I give it a go?

Yes, go ahead, take a look.

-[alarm stops]

-[sighs]

Thank you.

The code is 1-2-3-4,

like most factory settings.

It reeks of cannabis.

Pff! That's impossible, officer.

[people gasping and murmuring]

[officer] What a specimen.

Hey, no need to be embarrassed.

We've all been known to smoke

a little ganja after a long day.

[Schmitti] Found it!

[feet squeaking]

Hoo.

[clears throat]

You got him an enormous weed plant?

What's wrong with you guys?

What were you thinking?

He doesn't do that anymore.

You might as well be preteen delinquents,

and I don't wanna see you

around Ralf again.

Out!

You better take off, guys.

Hm.

[Olli] Ugh... Schmitti's parties

used to be cooler.

[Matze] Yeah, he's changed so much.

A year ago he was still a huge stoner.

[Olli] Pff. And now he has a townhouse

with an a*s shower. Thanks to Antje.

Don't you think

some part of him actually wants this?

No self-respecting man

would live like that.

The guy just missed his opportunity

to escape that relationship. That's all.

[Matze] Well, it's none of our business.

We'll be shipping out soon anyway.

[bottle opens]

[Olli] Mm.

Here's to our world tour.

To the best time of our lives.

[Olli] Mmm.

-[Matze] Great layout, right?

-[woman] Wow.

The previous tenant

even left some furniture here,

in case you can make use of it.

[woman] Wow.

I could have it right away?

Of course.

[laughs] Perfect.

I'm desperate to move,

I share an apartment.

Having roommate problems?

It's not that.

My roommate's incredible.

But, unfortunately, her boyfriend isn't.

-He practically lives with us now.

-Got it.

Pees on the top of the seat,

eats all your snacks.

It's worse. He's clingy.

She and I can barely hang out anymore

without him getting in the way.

Plus, lately he likes to talk about

having kids with her

while I'm sitting right there,

so I thought, better get outta there

before they kick me to the curb.

[romantic music playing]

[both laughing]

Um... be honest,

do you think I'll get the apartment?

You can sign for it right now.

Really?

Uh, wow.

S-s-s-stop.

Uh...

[stuttering] I should probably

tell you something, just before you sign.

What is it?

[stuttering] The...

-Wait a second.

-The apartment...

Uh... I had a stutter as a child.

Trust me, there's a really simple trick.

Just try whispering the words into...

into my ear like this, okay?

[whispering] Th-this unit ha-has mold.

I felt like I had to say something.

Why show me this unit then?

I...

[stuttering] I wasn't...

[softly] I didn't know

I'd like you this much, to be honest.

Well, perfect timing.

I'm lucky you finally had that epiphany.

You owe me for this.

I'll, um... find you a terrific

new apartment as fast as I can.

I ha-have something in mind already.

That too.

I was also thinking

we could get some dinner.

Tonight?

It won't be dinner

if we wait to eat 'til tomorrow morning.

[door opens]

-What's up?

-[door closes]

The gym next to the grocery store

just got two cryotherapy chambers.

Perfect for Iceland, we gotta be ready...

Olli, this is Rebecca.

She viewed one of our units today.

[laughs]

Hi, it's a pleasure.

Hey.

Your bathroom, is it uh, over...?

Oh, uh, over there on the right.

Okay.

A client?

Oh, dude.

She's amazing.

Totally laid back and super sweet.

And she's gonna be a dentist,

so she's got a great career too.

We just had a lovely dinner.

Now we're going for a drink.

Okay.

Come get a beer with us.

You can get better acquainted.

Dude, what's the point

in getting to know her?

We're gonna be gone in a few weeks.

[Olli clears throat]

Wow, your apartment is so charming.

[Olli] Mm.

So huge. [laughs]

That's the route

for our around-the-world trip.

Did Matze mention

we'll be leaving for a year pretty soon?

Yeah, yeah, he did.

I did a trip like that before college.

-[Matze] Oh really?

-Yeah, I did...

two months in Australia and New Zealand,

then I spent another month in Thailand.

[laughing]

Three months? Are you serious?

That's hardly a world tour.

You gotta set foot on every continent

at the very least.

Okay. [laughs]

Okay, how 'bout that drink?

-Yeah.

-[Olli] Where we going?

What's wrong, dude?

A minute ago,

you asked me if I wanted to come.

True. I did.

Well then, let's go!

I'm going stir-crazy in here by myself.

["Happy" by Pharrell Williams playing]

It might seem crazy

What I'm 'bout to say

-Hi, Olli.

-Hey.

Hey.

[Rebecca] Good! No, really. I'm impressed.

[Matze] Check this out.

Gonna blow your mind.

...balloon that could go to space

With the air, like I don't care

Baby, by the way

That's my favorite. Blueberries.

-They seemed gross as a kid.

-[song continues]

Oh, look. Morning, sunshine.

Hey, do you want a little?

'Because I'm happy

Clap along if you feel

That happiness is the truth

'Because I'm happy

Clap along if you know

What happiness is to you

[screaming]

Hey! Hey, I'm in the shower,

turn off the sink!

Sorry!

Here come bad news

Talking this and that

-[Rebecca] Yeah.

-[Matze] I know.

Right? It couldn't hurt.

You know, to go jogging again sometime.

Fine. I'll tag along. Hey.

Hey!

I should probably warn you

-I'll be just fine

-Gotcha.

Come on!

No offense to you

Don't waste your time

Here's why

Because I'm happy

Clap along if you feel

Like a room without a roof

[Matze] Are you sure?

[Rebecca] Trust me.

You're gonna look amazing.

...like happiness is the truth

Because I'm happy

-See? That's perfect.

-That one.

Oh, wait.

[exhales]

Okay.

Perfect. That looks great.

MEXICO AND THE DA DE LOS MUERTOS

[Matze] Did you ask

if they have a spot for us?

Matze.

-...bring me down

-Rebecca.

-Yeah. Oh yeah, for sure.

-Bring me down, can't nothin'

Bring me down

I said I tell you now, uh!

Bring me down, can't nothin'

[humming]

MEXICO

DISCOVER THE COUNTRY AND ITS PEOPLE

[intriguing music playing]

[continues humming]

[imitating Antje] Ralf!

Uh... Is, uh... is Antje here or what?

Ya know, that was

a stupid thing to do the other day.

-I can't betray Antje for you two.

-Ah, spare me.

Wait, man, why'd you just

put a muffin in your jacket?

Oh, f*ck. Uh, Antje's been dieting,

I'm supposed to support her. Hold this.

[plastic rustling]

sh*t, she can't know

I was eating chocolate.

[rubbing fabric]

Yeah, relationships are

about compromise, you know?

[scoffs] A compromise is

screwing the cap on the toothpaste.

I mean, you're giving up your whole

personality, for chrissakes. Ugh.

With you, I'm not shocked. But I didn't

think Matze would fall into this trap.

-How much will it take for him to realize...

-What happened?

It's his new girlfriend,

the poor man is just brainwashed.

Like, he actually started dieting,

now he's going jogging!

No time for me anymore. Geez!

Well yeah, it's a lost cause

competing with a girl.

[scoffs]

She's been planning a party

for a few days.

She aced some stupid dentist test.

Apparently we're hosting!

Come out for it.

Antje won't let me go to yours.

Ugh! She doesn't have to know

you're coming to the party. Hm?

We'll see.

-[lively music playing]

-[party chatter]

Yeah, so, we actually went

to the same school.

-Um, and we go back a ways. Yeah.

-Okay, interesting.

Excuse me, a teeny tiny second.

That's Moni, my roommate.

-Ah.

-Sorry.

Excuse me.

-[clears throat]

-[Moni] Hey!

[Rebecca] Moni.

-Hello.

-Matze.

-Hey, nice to meet you.

-Likewise.

So where's your Siamese twin, huh?

Hauke can't be here tonight,

-he caught a bad case of the flu.

-Hmm.

-I told him to call if he needs anything.

-[phone buzzes]

Oops, guess who it is.

Hey, my sweet little snuggle bunny.

-What's going on?

-[Hauke coughs] I have really bad chills.

And the fever's back and it's worse

than before, it's already at 99.2.

-I'm dying here. I can't do this.

-Hauke, hey, so glad you called actually,

because I just read a major study

that said the use of mobile devices can

exacerbate the flu in certain cases, okay?

Grab some aspirin and stay in bed.

Hey, get well soon. Ciao!

I'll grab you a drink.

Yeah, thanks.

-Where did you tell Antje you were going?

-I didn't.

I waited for her to leave for the movies

with a bunch of friends of hers.

I can't be out past ten o'clock.

Really? That's only an hour.

Well, that's my life.

It takes me a full 50 minutes to get home.

-Suburbia is overrated.

-Mm.

Oh, uh... your plant's upstairs, ya know.

Yeah, so? I quit that stuff.

So, um... you can watch me smoke. Hm?

Come on.

Okay, but I won't touch it.

[lighter flicks]

[inhaling]

[coughing]

[Olli laughs]

-Rebecca? Um...

-[doorbell rings]

Alonso's here, at the door.

My boss is here.

Your boss got an invite?

Yeah, I told him just to be polite.

I didn't think he'd actually show up.

Hello!

Miss Richthoff.

I brought a little gift

for you this evening.

Do you like wine?

Forgive the ridiculous question.

Of course you like it.

I can't think of anybody who doesn't.

It's wonderful.

And that means Mr. Dommel

from the Pfaffenbeck winery

is certainly in good company.

Okay, Mr. Dommel.

Good evening, hello.

-Hello.

-Right.

Don't you think a wine tasting

would add something special tonight,

a whiff of refinement, perhaps?

Of course you do.

Everybody loves wine at a party.

Mr., uh, Dommel, go on.

[uncertain laugh]

Hey, is peeing still okay up here?

Yeah.

Who just randomly sends

a wine-tasting pop-up to a party

with a whole winemaker thrown in?

Uh, well,

would a magician have been better?

We could hire one

to make the wine guy disappear.

I'll show Mr. Dommel where he can set up,

and we'll, uh... be fine, okay?

Okay, I'll get my boss squared away.

Thank you.

Miss Richthoff, do you have a private area

where I could make a quick phone call?

Um, yeah, absolutely, I'll show you.

-[sighs]

-[urine splashing]

[Rebecca] Okay, here we are.

You can definitely...

-Thank you.

-take your phone call out here.

[tense music playing]

Oh, sorry.

[laughing]

Uh...

I'd recommend a prostate exam.

Your stream looks

awfully feeble and inconsistent.

Uh, um... maybe we should find

a different place, somewhere downstairs.

[both laughing]

-He walked right into the splash zone!

-I got his shoes!

Hope they're moisture-wicking.

[laughing]

Thanks a lot. I work for him.

Wow, hey, cool boss.

How come you didn't introduce us?

Hey. Uh, do me a favor, okay?

Please stay up here for tonight. Thanks.

-She must be nuts.

-[door closes]

This is my house, dude!

-Your place is k*ller.

-Matze?

That guy Schmitti

just took a leak on my boss's shoes.

-What?

-He and Olli are smoking weed out there.

I thought Schmitti didn't smoke anymore.

Huh? That's not the issue here.

What did Alonso say after that?

[sighs] That I have an interesting

circle of friends in my life.

Seems like you missed

an opportunity to tell him

that homeless guys sneak up there

every now and then.

Good idea, but it's a bit too late, Matze.

I told them that they should

probably stay upstairs tonight.

Oh, boy.

You may have just lit a fuse in Olli.

["Here Comes the Hotstepper"

by Ini Kamoze playing]

Na, na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na

Na-na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na-na

-Here comes the hotstepper

-m*rder*r

-I'm the lyrical gangster

-m*rder*r

-Big up di crew ina di area

-m*rder*r

-Still love you like that

-m*rder*r

I'll make sure

they don't do something dumb.

Yes, we multiply

Anyone press will hear

The fat lady sing

Act like you know, RICO

I know what Bo don't know

Touch them up and go, uh-oh!

Ch-ch-chang, chang

-Here comes the hotstepper

-m*rder*r

-I'm the lyrical gangster

-m*rder*r

-Excuse me, Mr. Officer

-m*rder*r

-Still love you like that

-m*rder*r

All right. I believe I'm all set.

-Just a sec...

-He'll hook you up.

[clinking]

Hey, you guys! Um, this is, um, Mr. Dommel

from a winery called, um, Pfaffenbeck.

And tonight he's here to introduce you

to the, uh, wonderful world of winemaking.

-Right? Uh, perfect.

-Yeah.

Thanks a lot and let's have some fun!

All right, well, how

'bout we dive in? Uh...

The important thing here,

as with any natural product,

is the quality

of the source materials and ingredients.

At Pfaffenbeck we use organic grapes,

uh, grown responsibly.

And for our toast we use

free-range white bread, folks!

[uncomfortable laughter and murmuring]

Right, so we don't use any pesticides

or any fungicides or any herbicides.

Oh, and our sandwiches are guaranteed

vitamin and nutrient free.

Olli, don't.

[Dommel] There are many elaborate

and protracted steps in between,

from harvesting the fresh berries

to... bottling the product and selling it.

[Olli] If you get carried away

with a bottle

and you need to sober up, we recommend...

-sandwiches.

-Sandwiches.

[laughter]

Why don't I open a bottle right now, huh?

Pew-pew-pew-pew-pew-pew-pew!

Rebecca, do you think

you could take care of the disruption?

I'd be very grateful.

Everyone would be very grateful.

Yes, I'm on it, of course.

Thank you.

-Sound good?

-Umm. Mm-hmm.

Olli. That's enough.

-Hey stop. That's mine!

-Stop.

-Goddammit, that's enough, okay?

-Hey. Give me...

I said stop it!

-[Olli grunts]

-[Rebecca] Oh!

[people gasp]

Don't panic! No big deal.

She's still intact!

Sandwiches all around!

[Schmitti] Yeah! Whoo!

C'mon!

It's okay.

When were you going to step in?

When he's swinging from the ceiling

or when he sets the place on fire?

I'm sorry, okay?

Olli can be a menace

when he's been drinking.

Trust me, he doesn't mean you harm.

Oh, cool. It changes everything

if he's not doing it on purpose.

We'll get this back under control.

Okay! Welcome to the best game ever.

Each player has to have

extremely strong nerves.

-Hold up, hang on, don't turn it over.

-Oh.

Hurry up. We're all waiting here.

Okay, so this is a game my dear friend

Matze and I created from scratch,

after many weeks of contemplation.

-The legendary...

-[drumming]

Dookie Quartet.

-[Schmitti] Get ready.

-Okay, look at your cards. Mm?

[people exclaiming]

Holy moly! That's a real whopper.

And so symmetrical.

Thanks. It's mine.

I haven't seen a pile of crap like that

since my college dorm days.

Mine tend to be more like potato soup now.

Don't be so hard on yourself.

I made that after Matze and I

went on that all-bean diet.

-No kidding.

-[people gasp]

Moni! Hey.

Hey.

-Can you get up?

-Uh, yeah.

-[Schmitti] Nice.

-Yeah.

-Up you go.

-Time for a shot.

[Dommel] I still have to drive.

Let's go sit down. Here. Hey. Look at me.

Are you okay?

Uh, yeah...

You can go, it's all right.

Hm. So this basically works

like normal Quartet, or...?

You outta your mind, dude?

Calm down.

Next round we'll let you play.

As I was saying,

like in a normal game of Quartet,

the highest value wins.

As for toilet paper,

do your best to get rid of it.

And the "stink factor"?

Maximizes your points.

But stinking is usually negative, right?

Eh, not when you're dealing with turds.

All right, I'm, uh,

going for artistic value, 8.5.

-The pretzel.

-The pretzel.

You're not sick. You need water.

-Stay here.

-Sorry, Becky,

uh, do you need anything?

-Yeah, water for Moni. No, it's okay.

-I can get it. Right?

[man] Wow... never seen one like that.

What's so entertaining over here?

We're playing Dookie Quartet.

This is Matze's masterpiece.

We don't stand a chance

against the pretzel.

On that note, I have to go.

Thank you all

for such an interesting evening.

Uh, I'm sorry, Dr. Alonso...

Please, don't be sorry.

I love looking at high-quality photos

of fecal artwork.

Two or three are pretty alarming.

Consider seeing a specialist

or eating more fiber. Have a nice evening.

sh*t. Wait, sir!

Oh! Here's to driving!

[Rebecca] Dr. Alonso!

See you Monday.

Sh...

I'm so sorry about this.

Tonight was supposed to be

a nice, calm evening

with my new colleagues, you understand?

Instead, my boss saw

your "greatest shits".

Which means that I saw your sh*t.

And everyone here saw your sh*t too!

It was a shitty party.

["Sugar on Your Tongue" by Silver playing]

[door slams]

Make me say ah

La, la-la-la

Make me say ah

La, la-la-la

Ah

La, la-la-la

Make me say ah

La, la-la-la

[phone vibrating]

[phone continues vibrating]

Holy sh*t! Oh, f*ck!

283 MISSED CALLS

f*ck, f*ck, f*ck, f*ck, f*ck, f*ck.

Antje tried to call me 283 times.

[Olli groans]

The first time, you let the phone ring.

Then you just ignored it

and put it on mute.

What? You should've told me to answer!

I did, but you yelled,

"I don't wanna leave yet."

"I wish that nag would leave me alone."

What? Oh, sh*t.

Oh, dammit.

Idiot. Screw you.

[door closes]

That poor guy.

[running footsteps receding]

-[man groaning]

-[distant door slams]

[groaning continues]

Oh my God. Was it as good for you

as it was for me? Hm?

-You're such an idiot.

-[Olli laughs]

Ugh... Ow, my head's exploding.

That's what happens when you eat healthy.

You get a weak stomach.

How come you're in my bed?

Becky just wanted some peace.

[Olli scoffs]

[grunts and exhales]

[both grunting and groaning]

-[Olli] Ugh.

-Look, man, what was that last night?

It was Becky's night,

and you completely ruined it.

Uh, what? How so?

It was an amazing party.

Dookie Quartet was a big hit, just saying.

[Matze] Oh sh*t.

That explains

Becky's freak-out last night.

Hey, listen, you should get back

to finding her an apartment.

She's here way too much, man.

[exhales]

Well, I'm gonna go sit upstairs in the sun

and have a little hair-of-the-dog.

You can join me later.

[metallic scraping]

Ugh.

Hi.

Just wanted to... say I'm sorry again.

Don't talk to me right now.

Okay, I'll just be here.

Look, Matze, we need to talk.

Do you have any idea how annoying this is?

I live in your apartment because

Hauke and Moni are driving me crazy,

and now I'm stuck

in that exact situation, but with Olli.

I can't do these three-way relationships,

you know?

Olli is way cooler than Hauke.

Okay, that's not the point I'm making.

[sighs]

C'mon, we need to solve this.

I can't... just, like,

force Olli to move out, though.

Uh, right, that's not...

Of course not, but...

you could leave anytime.

Uh... what I mean is,

Right now we're looking for a place

that's... that's, you know, just for me.

Matze.

With most other men,

any mention of... of moving in together...

[emotional music playing]

would've made me have a panic attack,

but not with you.

Uh, sorry, was there

a compliment in there at all?

[laughs]

Okay, so?

Do you wanna shack up?

Uh, if you, um, you know...

think you'd be interested.

Yeah.

We're getting an apartment. [laughs]

-C'mere.

-Oh.

[both laugh]

[tense music playing]

I... have to... break the news

to Olli somehow, I guess.

You go tell him now...

and I'll keep cleaning up.

Ugh.

Ugh...

[tense, suspenseful music playing]

Pfft.

I spoke to Becky about our little problem.

Mm. Excellent.

She can see us

living in an apartment of our own.

[scoffs] Oh please, you've already got me.

Tough luck for her.

Tryna tell me something?

We're looking for our own place.

Dammit, Becky's just like Antje!

That's ridiculous.

Did you already forget?

You weren't allowed

to sleep in your own bed last night.

Once you live together, she'll start

carrying your nuts in her purse.

You think she'll

let our trip go forward, huh?

Yeah, of course!

I wouldn't be so sure, my friend.

If you give a woman your pinky,

she'll come back for the whole man.

That's how it was with Schmitti

and all our other friends.

At first, they're smitten

with their new woman.

But now none of them have a spine

or any say in the most important parts

of their lives.

[humorous, intriguing music playing]

She destroyed Dookie Quartet, Olli.

What?

Even the pretzel?

You'll never get

that shape again, brother!

Off to do some yoga.

Eh... So? You tell him about our talk?

[Rebecca] What did he say?

[Matze] So, I thought it over.

For me, the trip around the world

comes first.

And, uh... we'll move in together

when I get back.

There's no rush.

And I'll help you

with the Moni and Hauke situation.

I'm sure we can find you a nice apartment.

You're right.

Maybe this isn't the best time.

I'll be at the gym, okay?

[woman] We align our spines by stretching

the crown of our head towards the sky.

Drop those shoulders,

let them rise away from the ears.

Becky, this isn't a negative thing.

Wanting to wait a bit longer doesn't mean

he's not the right guy, you know that.

He's in love with you, Becky.

Why is he going along

with being manipulated?

His heart is too big.

Yeah, but that's what makes you like him.

Sure, but then he should

treat me like that, not that moron Olli.

Faces into a nice little grin.

It's like, finally I end up with a guy

that... thinks like I do, ya know?

I can be funny and enjoy myself

and... and be authentic.

And then his best friend is...

such a douchebag.

And we're calming

down, we're letting go...

And for today's breathing meditation,

Nadi Shodhana,

let's close the right nostril with

our right thumb, inhale through the left...

[strained inhaling]

Close. Hold.

-Exhale through the right.

-[exhaling]

Close. Open and exhale.

I won't give up, not a chance.

I'm not letting some numbskull

steal my dream man.

We're not chatting over coffee right now.

We're here to decompress and breathe.

It worked. I'm so decompressed.

Excuse me... gotta win my boyfriend over.

[rock music playing on radio]

-Come on! Come on! Yes!

-Jesus.

-Come on! Ah sh*t! Argh!

-[laughing]

[machine] You're dead.

-Come on!

-[doorbell ringing]

[Matze] Who's that?

-Becky.

-Hey.

Hey.

I overreacted this morning.

I'm sorry about that.

Will you forgive me?

Yeah, of course.

[both laugh]

[Olli] Uh... Uh, what's going on?

Uh, so, um...

I wanted to ask

if I might be able to move in here.

I mean, obviously

just until you find me a new place.

There's a problem, one of our pipes burst.

My room's a mess.

There's, like, um, four inches of water.

-Oh God. Yeah, of course you can stay.

-[Rebecca] Really?

I took the liberty

of preparing some dinner.

Hm. Zucchini spaghetti?

Burgers.

So, why don't I start cooking?

[funky music playing]

So, honey, you wanna invite

your friends over at some point?

Hm. So we can all do yoga?

[Rebecca] Ha-ha. No, of course not.

Well, don't you have your pinball meetup?

[scoffs] "Pinball meetup"?

It's called Extreme Pinball, okay?

We don't do that here.

Every year it's a new location.

[Rebecca] Exciting.

Can I come along and play?

Of course.

Are you crazy? No girls allowed.

I'm sorry. I... didn't know that.

Hope you like the food.

You can come some time.

The guys won't mind at all.

Cool.

So, what exactly is it?

I wanna know all about Extreme Pinball.

Pretty typical man stuff.

By the end, every one of us is sloshed.

Hm.

Can't have fun unless you're hammered.

Well, to help you

get a better sense of it,

Extreme Pinball is just

pinball under extreme conditions.

For example, we shocked people

with an electric dog collar last year.

[chuckles] Yeah.

-Mm. That sounds fun.

-[Matze laughs]

Hm. We could set up

at a strip club this time.

There'd be plenty of distractions.

I dunno...

If you're into stripping and stuff,

what's the point

of going to a club, right?

[burps]

[hard rock music playing]

[man] Let's go.

Hey, Matze, catch.

[laughing]

-[Rebecca] Hey.

-[men greeting]

Where's mine?

-You wanna play?

-Yeah, sure.

You think I'm too much of a lady?

-We have another one?

-[man] Sure, here.

["Ya Mama" by Fatboy Slim playing]

-Thanks.

-[man] Yeah.

Push the tempo, push the tempo

Push the tempo...

[machine] Let's go!

[man] Let's go.

[laughing]

-[machine warbles]

-Yeah!

-Woo!

-C'mon!

-Yes!

-Here you go.

[man] All right, you're up.

-[all shouting]

-[groans]

You're off target.

[groans]

-Argh. C'mon!

-[men cheering]

-Ah, sh*t!

-[men shouting and cheering]

[laughing]

[man] Hit him where it hurts, boys.

[groans]

Dammit!

-And fire!

-Ugh!

Ah, yeah! Whoo! Yes!

[all laughing]

[all] Cheers!

[man] Right, drink up.

Down the hatch.

-Whoa!

-[man] Wow, that's strong.

-[all commenting]

-Okay.

-[man] You want another?

-Now it's my turn.

Don't hit her, okay?

-I'm starting now.

-[machine] Let's go!

[shots firing]

[pinball sound effects bleeping]

[shots continue firing]

Oh!

[laughing]

Hey man, cut it out!

Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm okay.

[pinball sounds continue]

Oh!

Oh...

Yes! Come on!

God, man, you're such an as*h*le.

What? She wanted to play, I'm sorry!

That's not cool.

What, did I miss something?

Are we playing Extreme Pinball

or Extreme Pinball?

Are you okay?

Yeah, never better.

Okay, it's my turn now. Glasses.

Take your revenge, c'mon.

Forget about it, it hurts like hell.

[Olli] Okay, okay. Are you ready?

-Finish him, guys. Come on.

-[men agreeing]

[pinball machine plinking]

[grunting]

[rapid shots firing]

[man whooping]

[shouting]

Nice shot.

Ahh! Ahh!

Really!? Are you nuts?

My game hasn't even st...

-[man 1] C'mon, let it rip, boys!

-[man 2] Yeah!

-Go, go, go, go, go!

-[groaning]

[whimpers]

[machine] Jackpot!

[machine laughing]

Schnapps?

-[all] Yeah.

-[man] Sign me up.

[Rebecca] Want a schnapps too, Olli?

-[Olli] Yeah.

-[men laughing]

[intriguing music playing]

AUSTRALIA

[woman] Hey.

-[clears throat]

-Can I explain to you how books work?

Uh, thanks, I'm all good.

No, you're not.

You're buying this.

Let's head to the checkout.

Uh, there is a page missing.

-Australia's best bars.

-Mm.

Why don't you get Lonely Planet?

They have much better tips.

Okay, sure. Yeah.

Super. You're buying both.

The checkout is over there.

Hey, and in the Maldives,

we'll visit the Baa Atoll,

and there's a restaurant

that's completely underwater.

It's all made of glass.

We'll be surrounded by all that sea life.

And there will be sharks

and giant turtles...

-Cool.

-[Olli] Yeah.

[grunts]

So, Matze,

we gotta pick up our cold training.

You're slacking, brother, c'mon.

Check it out.

What? Right now?

Hell yeah. Just takes a few minutes.

By all means. I better grocery shop.

Let's go.

sh*t, it's cold as hell in here.

I disagree. But I've been

training like crazy for a while.

Jesus, Olli. What the hell happened?

Extreme Pinball.

[Matze] So, Bjrn,

are you sure that -60 is safe for this?

Feels like every cell in my body

is slowly dying.

sh*t! Accidentally maxed it out.

You're at -110.

[laughing]

Nah, I'm kidding.

Don't be a p*ssy, it's -60.

[uncertain laugh]

Mexico would be great

if we could do Da de los Muertos, right?

Really, Day of the Dead?

It's not a funeral, okay? It's basically

a giant party with skulls full of tequila.

That sounds super fun.

[suspenseful music playing]

[engine starts]

So by the way,

you still wanna get SCUBA certified?

-Hell yeah.

-Hm.

Ah, I have three viewings I forgot about.

Cover for me?

Whoa, dude, no way, I'm off the clock.

[tires screech]

sh*t, dude!

-Ahh!

-What's wrong?

It's Becky, we forgot her!

I'm sorry, I'm, I'm m-mortified, honey.

It's okay. It happens.

[instructor] Now pull the left knee up...

-He forgot me there. Right in the lot.

-Really?

Yeah, all because Olli won't stop

jabbering about that stupid world tour.

Then Matze forgets about everything,

including me.

I can't imagine that, yikes.

Becky, I'm sure you mean

just as much to him as Olli does.

[laughs] Wow, that's horrifying. Cool.

How long's the world tour thing?

A year.

Sit low and deepen that stretch, good.

Really? And you're gonna let him go?

I mean I can't deny him.

It's a dream he's had forever.

Even though you're a couple now?

-I'd put my foot down if I were you.

-Me too. Definitely.

-For sure.

-Right? That's crazy.

Transition into chair pose. Utkatasana.

No. I'm not involving myself in it.

He has to make the decision

to scrap the trip all by himself. Period.

And now turn toward your favorite side.

Okay. I guess

I could just nudge him along.

-Yeah, do that.

-But don't wait too long.

Hey, if you wanna gossip,

take this to a cafe! Chair pose!

[man] Have a nice, calm chat.

Yeah. Take him out

this weekend or something.

You could lose him, okay? Gotta act fast.

[bubbling sound effect]

Where's Matze?

He's behind schedule.

Oh.

Yeah, hopefully he's looking

for your new apartment.

He is, yeah.

What happened with the...

with the burst water pipe?

They repaired it.

Mm.

They have to get

all the moisture out of the walls, too.

Can't have mold, right?

-Mm.

-So did you lose a bet?

That's quite an outfit.

For Matze and my SCUBA course.

Starts this weekend.

Oh, darn.

-I hate to disappoint you, Olli...

-[paper rustles]

Matze and I are going away

for the weekend.

Uh... Matze knows about this?

It's a surprise.

[laughs quietly]

He won't go.

You're telling me

he's gonna pick a diving course

over a weekend on the beach

with his girlfriend?

Uh... yeah.

Hey, wait a minute.

Look, tell me how I can persuade you

to stay out of our way this weekend.

Hm... Hmm...

How about cryotherapy?

Whoever can bear

60 degrees longest... wins.

If I win, we have a deal?

Yeah.

Well, then I'll leave right now.

I'll see you there.

I'm ready...

[laughs]

Wait a minute, Bjrn.

Why don't we go really extreme, huh?

Let's crank it up to -70. How about that?

-But why don't we...

-Mm?

Come on, let's hit the maximum.

Hm?

Bjrn? The maximum.

Whatever you want.

Minus 110.

[suspenseful music playing]

Three minutes.

Five minutes.

Ten minutes.

[Olli shuddering]

Just breathe, yeah that's good.

Whoa! That was really good.

Let's do that more often.

Go ahead, give it to him.

All right. That's good.

W-what the... h-how did she... do that?

Well, some women have

heightened blood circulation.

Something about their hormones.

So what about our deal?

It stands.

Thanks.

Little expensive for cold therapy.

Worth every cent.

Looks like we have everything.

Okay great. Time to hit the road.

[Schmitti, quiet] Olli!

Schmitti, what's happening?

Wanna grab a drink?

[Schmitti] I can't.

I'm under house arrest.

You got put on house arrest?

[Schmitti] Yeah, sorry, I can't talk

too loud. Antje is listening right now.

C'mon, would you speak up?

I can barely hear you, man.

[Schmitti] No, I can't, okay?

Antje is listening.

Hey, man, Schmitti,

are you in prison? Jesus!

I mean, it's worse. Prisoners go outdoors.

-[Schmitti] My hands are tied, man.

-Yeah. Yeah, understood. Forget it.

[sighs]

Come on, let's hit the maximum.

Okay, everyone, how we feeling today!?

[all cheer]

Yeah, super!

All right, guys, let's clap it out!

Good! Okay! Good! Okay, nice! Super!

Keep moving those arms, ladies!

[Olli, muffled] I knew it. Screw you!

Yeah! And four!

[soft music playing]

[seagull calling]

[electronic beep and whir]

[screams]

-[TV on in background]

-[Olli chuckles]

Olli? What's going on?

Ask Rebecca.

We had a deal, you moron.

The game was rigged!

Can someone please tell me

what's going on?

Olli agreed that I could

take you on this trip this weekend.

But to convince him, I had to last

longer in the cryo thing at -110.

Gimme a break!

Bjrn put it at -5 degrees for you,

that backstabbing meathead.

The deal's off!

Listen, I had planned for us

to do some SCUBA stuff this weekend,

but the doctor over here

made it clear she wouldn't have it.

So you were... competing over me?

-Yeah.

-Yeah.

Uh, wait a minute,

how did you get in here?

Bribed the maid.

I can be charming, okay?

You're an idiot.

And you're covering all this.

-[slurping]

-Didn't we schedule a body wrap?

Maybe you should do it with Olli.

I've been thinking about our trip

a lot more lately, man.

Good, glad to hear it.

Gotta get those flights booked.

Oh, I found

some really cheap ones to Bangkok.

That's not what I meant.

I've been talking about it

with Becky for a while now.

And she won't let you go.

Not at all!

She even said I should go for it

if it's my dream, I'm not kidding.

She's just not sure

if it'd be good for our relationship

for me to be gone that long, you know?

Goddammit! Of course!

You're gonna bail because of her.

How 'bout we compress the trip

down to four weeks?

Ugh!

Are you okay?

[Olli yells]

It's not a Disney World trip.

This could really change our lives, man.

I know that.

You wanna miss out on this opportunity?

You wanna keep working

that stupid job all day?

To buy some townhouse in suburbia

like Schmitti?

Dude, I don't know yet.

But I actually like that job, Olli, okay?

I'm sorry, Olli.

[melancholy music playing]

[aggressive rock music playing]

[phone pings]

[Schmitti] Hi, Olli. You said you wanted

to grab a beer sometime, right?

Antje is going to the movies tonight,

so I'll be free from eight to ten.

Let me know if that works, okay?

[engine accelerating]

-Olli!

-Explain how it's possible

-your girlfriends are brainwashing you!

-Calm down.

What's the matter with you, Olli?

Matze canceled our trip around the world.

[laughs] Hang on, you thought

you were still gonna do that?

Uh, yeah.

Olli, Matze has a woman in his life now.

I mean, he'd be stupid not to choose his

relationship over a year-long world tour.

That's your opinion.

The opinion of a guy

who calls his wife a cow's a*s.

I was drunk.

It could be worse with Antje.

When we're alone, she's kinda nice.

"Kinda nice"?

Was that what you always hoped for?

Got someone better, hm?

It's not like women are lining up for me.

Besides, if Antje hadn't

pushed me so hard, I would never have...

made it to department supervisor.

And I wouldn't have wound up with...

a fancy office and view of the cathedral.

Seriously, man,

I'm really glad she's my wife.

So what about tonight?

Are we going out for a beer, then?

Nah, forget it. Probably better

to stay in and iron Antje's panties.

[gasps]

[aggressive rock music playing]

Olli! You can't be selfish in life!

Compromise is paramount.

What are you doing?

Leaving.

[Matze] Okay, why?

Because I'm done

getting screwed over here.

You're not even looking

for a new place for her, dude.

That's not true, man.

I showed Becky two places,

and neither felt right.

Two? Well! Man, that's tough.

You really want her outta here, don't you?

You're right, I... let

it slide for a while.

I thought the three of us would find

common ground and start getting along.

C'mon, you sure you wanna do this?

Yeah.

[melancholy music playing]

Okay.

Do you need help?

Not going fast enough?

Don't be so angry at Matze, okay?

It's understandable that he doesn't

want us to be apart for a full year.

Yeah, because it was

all his decision, right?

-Of course it was.

-[Olli laughs]

Okay, whatever, doctor.

Do you really think I'm as dumb as I look?

I know why you wanted to spend

a long weekend alone

with my best friend, alright?

And I also know that that whole

plumbing thing was a total excuse.

And the more I think about the situation,

I'd be a fool to just sit back

and let you win, so, uh...

Hello? Excuse me? Oh, I see.

That's too bad. Goodbye.

Bad luck, I guess.

My building manager told me

the unit I wanted isn't available anymore.

Oh, well.

I'll be staying.

So, your roommate just had

a chat with his right hand.

He's not planning on moving out.

Yeah, sorry, it didn't work out after all.

But it's not so bad.

We get to live together. Eh?

It's worked out well so far.

Worked out well? Are you serious?

Are you guys outta your mind?

For weeks, you've been acting like kids.

Either figure it out and grow up

or just ignore each other

and just move on.

Watch out, my friend.

[laughs]

'Watch out'? Becky can be so domineering.

Telling me where to look. Women.

["The Only One I Know"

by The Charlatans playing]

The only one I know

Has come to take me away

The only one I know

Is mine when she stitches me

The only one I see

Has found an aching in me

[screams]

The only one I see

[Olli screaming]

Has turned her tongue into me

Beautiful teeth.

Everyone has been burned before

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[machine] Jackpot!

[doorbell ringing]

The only one I know

Hello. For the pinball machine?

What now?

Look, I bought it for one euro.

Great deal.

The only one I know

Oh, whatever, man.

Hey! Open the door!

Bring it out here right now!

Ow! No! Hey! Hey!

Open the door! What's going on?

The only one I see

Is mine when she walks down the street

The only one I see

Has carved her way into me

Everyone has been burned before

Ah! Ah!

f*ck.

[groans]

Whoa!

Everyone

Oh my God, oh my God.

...burned before

Agh! Agh!

BEST BEFORE AUGUST 2008

Dammit. Ugh!

Ah!

-[popping]

-Ah! Ah!

What happened?

[melancholy music playing]

Uh, Olli had a sandwich issue.

[Olli] The sandwich press caught on fire.

I have no idea what happened, sorry.

Uh, maybe it was, um, a sign

that you and I should

think about finding a new place.

So, I have this patient,

she's a really sweet old lady,

and she's got this apartment.

She wants to rent it out.

She told me we'd be perfect.

So, what's she talking you into

this time, huh?

[Rebecca, muffled] Listen, I'm sorry about

what happened. I... didn't want any of this.

[Matze, muffled] Don't worry about it.

I'm just happy neither of you got hurt.

As for the place, well, to be honest,

my pride as a realtor is a little damaged

since you found it first...

but this unit looks awesome, Becky.

Yeah, I know!

I think we should just go for it.

Uh... There's one tiny little stipulation.

Just meet her once,

and she'll be glad to give her approval.

Okay. When and where?

Day after tomorrow.

Just meet her in the unit, that's all.

Day after tomorrow is your conference.

Uh, yeah, but it'll be fine.

I don't need to be there.

Just stop by, say a quick hello, and...

and then we have the apartment.

[rock music playing]

[Matze] Sounds good, Miss Akay.

See you later.

Hey, uh, I've been thinking about your

decision not to go on our trip anymore,

and well, um...

Well, I'm good with it. Yeah.

Nice of you to say.

Mm.

Man, you know,

I just wish I could do both.

Travel the globe with you

and get to be with Becky at the same time.

What if instead of a big world tour,

we uh... just changed it to a small one?

Here in the city.

A single night to make it happen.

What are you saying?

I'll surprise you.

I'll say this much,

we're starting in Bangkok.

Okay?

Great, yep.

CONFIRMATION

THANK YOU FOR PURCHASING TICKETS

-Hi, Becky.

-[Rebecca] Hey, are you busy?

No, all good.

Olli just pitched

a scaled-down version of our trip.

I wouldn't trust that.

It's all right.

He's trying to be nice, that's all.

Just don't forget,

you're meeting her tomorrow.

Don't worry, I'll remember.

I can't bail on this idea too, though.

He's already done all the legwork.

No, it's just tonight.

It's not gonna take long.

[Olli] Woohoo! This is a Mekong Sour.

[clinking]

Mm.

Mm. Fried grasshoppers are

a popular snack in Thailand.

Extremely protein-rich as well.

Hey, smile.

The Thai are very sensitive to manners.

Bottoms up.

Hm?

Mm. Mm.

We're leaving Thailand for now...

-Huh?

-and catching a flight to Siberia.

[wind whistling]

-Hey, uh...

-Uh...

Ah!

-Whoa. Oh, Jesus.

-Ugh...

Ah! Ah!

[Matze] Let's go back to a warm country.

[playing "La Bamba"]

[singing in Spanish]

[Olli] Hey!

In the real Acapulco,

we'd be on the beach now.

It would be so great

to go on a real journey around the world.

I'm glad you said that, dude.

Because actually...

[phone buzzing]

Hi, honey.

[Rebecca] Hey. Everything okay?

[Matze] All good. Yeah, uh...

we're in Marrakesh right now.

[Rebecca] How late you gonna be out?

Not much longer. Don't worry.

Don't forget the documents tomorrow, okay?

I won't forget.

I'll take care of it all.

[Rebecca] Good.

Sorry, I have to head in.

I'll text you later, okay?

All right, honey.

Hey. I love you.

I love you too.

I love you too.

Just one more, okay?

Yeah.

[dramatic ambient music playing]

[eagle screeching]

[Matze] Where are we now?

-Mongolia.

-[camel grunting]

The middle of the Gobi.

The desert Genghis Khan crossed.

[Matze] Cool.

-[Ollie laughing]

-[camel grunts]

[phone buzzes]

[Rebecca] Hey, we're done for the night.

Pretty beat, so I'm going to bed.

Where are you right now?

STILL IN MONGOLIA

I'LL CALL YOU IN THE MORNING

STILL IN MONGOLIA

I'LL CALL YOU IN THE MORNING

Welcome to Africa.

You get the snacks, I'll get the drinks.

["Bohemian Like You"

by The Dandy Warhols playing]

You've got a great car

Yeah, what's wrong with it today?

Healthy and delicious!

Dude, I want junk food, okay?

[woman laughing] Beautiful.

Seriously, I'm so excited.

[conversing indistinctly]

I'm not kidding, I'm gonna tell everyone

I know. Get ready for a spike in business.

So what do you do?

[Matze] Where to now?

The coast of Argentina.

But first we better get a little snack.

...on vegan food

Well, come over to my work

I'll have them cook you something

That you'll really love

'Cause I like you

Yeah, I like you

And I'm feeling so bohemian like you

Yeah, I like you

Yeah, I like you

And I feel

Whoa, whoo!

We're in Argentina!

[both] Whoo!

[song ends]

[caws]

Becky?

Welcome to Argentina.

Did you forget?

-You have location sharing turned on!

-[groans]

The apartment viewing was an hour ago.

And you look like a homeless guy!

[man] Hey, sweet cheeks!

Would you keep your voice down?

For God's sake, we're trying to sleep!

[Becky] I get it now.

You were never really

that interested in being with me.

My bad.

Wait! Becky... Becky. Becky.

It was a m... mistake.

I'm s-s-sorry.

[Olli laughing]

Dude, your hair. What the hell happened?

[Rebecca] Gotta be kidding.

sh*t, no... Becky.

Becky.

sh*t!

[sing-song] Fresh rolls!

[sighs]

What's going on?

She broke it off with me.

Really?

Uh...

"Unfortunately,

I've come to the realization

that you'll never grow up."

"I want a man, not some overgrown,

uh, chick... child."

Her handwriting is a disaster.

"I tried everything with you,

but apparently you're only happy

if you have Olli by your side."

Hm, she nailed that one at least.

"I hope you have a nice life with him."

I can't believe this.

Hm?

An around-the-world ticket?

I tapped into

our world tour account, Matze.

You got these tickets

before she dumped me,

what's the matter with you?

Unbelievable. You're not my friend.

Oh my God, you're an as*h*le!

Hey.

B... b... b... b... b... b... b...

Becky was the woman I'd been looking for.

And I was really happy.

Hey. That... that's temporary...

Hey. Relax.

I wanna pull out of our lease.

Does that mean you're dumping me?

Will you go, or should I?

Yeah, I'll leave.

Well, I'm out of here.

["I Miss You" by Blink 182 playing]

Hello there

The angel from my nightmare

The shadow in the background

Of the morgue

The unsuspecting victim

Of darkness in the valley

-We can live like Jack and Sally

-Answer it.

If we want

Where you can always find me

We'll have Halloween on Christmas

And in the night

We'll wish this never ends

We'll wish this never ends

[sobbing]

So... right this way.

As you can see,

you've got a spacious living area

and a dining room here.

The real heart of this unit,

though, is this gorgeous new...

What's that?

Uh... um...

We'll be moving that stuff.

DONE! YOUR AD IS ONLINE.

Where are you?

And I'm so sorry

I cannot sleep, I cannot dream tonight

I need somebody, and always

-[dings]

-This sick, strange darkness

Comes creeping on

So haunting every time

PIA93 BOUGHT THE "AROUND THE WORLD TICKET"

And as I stared I counted

The webs from all the spiders

Catching things

And eating their insides

Like indecision to call you

And hear your voice of treason...

Hey.

You owe me 24.90.

Ha. Why? It wasn't your book.

Yeah, but now

it can't be sold in the store.

AUSTRALIA

Holy sh*t, you must be Pia.

Does this look familiar?

You're Olli?

You put up the post for that ticket?

Yeah. You wanna travel the world then?

Well, I'm waiting for that 24.90 first.

I've been dreaming of doing

a trip around the world.

I feel like everyone says that,

but no one does it.

Then I knew as soon as I saw your ad for

the plane ticket... I'm gonna go for it.

-[laughs] Great.

-And you?

-Mm.

-Lemme guess, your girlfriend ran away

and now you have

an extra ticket to get rid of.

Not a girlfriend... uh, boyfriend.

Sorry, I assumed you were straight.

I am... well, for now.

But I'm trying to keep my options open.

Uh-huh. You must not do well with women.

[scoffs] What makes you think that?

Just a guess.

[laughs] Sorry.

Why'd your friend back outta the trip?

What happened?

Um... a woman ruined it.

[laughs]

[intriguing music playing]

Okay, let's hear it.

Oh, come on.

We might as well start getting acquainted

with each other now, don't you think?

We're gonna see each other

on planes all the time.

You're more of a Peter Pan type, huh?

You mean the little boy

in the green spandex?

Mmm. He wants to be a kid forever.

Yeah, but I'm an adult, and spoiler alert:

it hasn't been fun, it's disappointing.

Your friend obviously doesn't agree.

Why is that so hard for you?

Well, 'cause I'm not gonna...

[Pia] Oh, come on.

The fact is, you've kinda

lost sight of his wants

and your relationship in general.

Sounds like you've been

thinking about yourself.

Your friend's evolving, and now,

he's starting to have other concerns

outside of trip he's taking with you.

Not the first time I've heard that.

Mm. Sounds like you two need to make up.

Well, see you at the airport.

-Uh-huh.

-Thanks for the coffee.

Uh, yeah.

[footsteps receding]

-[Pia] Bye.

-[woman] See ya.

["Achterbahn" by Clueso playing]

They're renovating the building.

[singer singing in German]

Can you gimme a sec?

Hey, do you have...

I'm just, um...

Hey.

Okay. Cool.

[song continues]

[indistinct dialog]

Rebecca? Hey! Hey, wait a sec!

Rebecca!

Hey, just one second, okay? Can we talk?

[screaming]

[coughing and retching]

[Olli yelling in pain]

[song continues]

Mister... Pan?

Yeah.

Please.

Mm.

-Take a seat.

-Okay.

-All right...

-Oh. Uh...

[woman] There we go.

-The doctor will be right with you.

-Mm-hmm.

Mr. Peter Pan?

That's what it says.

-[laughs] Wow.

-[laughs]

Hello, Mr. Pan.

So it looks like this is

your first time with us, right?

What seems to be the trouble? Hm?

What do you want?

Five minutes to talk.

I don't care, Olli.

And what's with the stupid name?

You wouldn't've seen me otherwise.

Had to be done.

Well, I'm not talking to you. Now get out!

You're being unfair to Matze.

-Hey...

-[door opens]

Okay. We're all set. Hm?

-[machine whirring]

-Let's get started, Peter.

What? No, no. That's not necessary.

My pain just disappeared, it's a miracle.

Yeah, people say that a lot.

Just trust me, Mr. Pan,

you'll be a lot better off

if I examine you.

[mischievous music playing]

Ah... Ah!

Ah!

[Olli grunting]

Ah... Ah! Ah! Ah!

Decay on 4-8. The doctor will

give you a shot, you won't feel a thing.

-No, Mr. Pan's very tough.

-Huh?

He said he doesn't need anesthesia,

and I'm happy to oblige him.

[Olli] Eh? Uh, uh...

[air hissing]

[whirring]

Ah, ah...

[Olli yelling]

[Olli screaming]

Mom, I don't wanna go in there.

Please don't make me.

[screaming and crying]

[panting and whimpering]

[Rebecca] All righty.

[Olli moans]

Drink some water.

[groans]

[whimpering]

You can go, Michelle.

I'm good with this one.

[Olli groans]

[door closes]

So I'm being unfair here, really?

Matze had a bunch of opportunities

to move in with me,

and he f*cked up every time.

It was my fault though.

I talked him out of it over and over.

Well, he wouldn't have even listened

if he was serious about us.

And he wouldn't have put his friend

above me and our future.

He's not, otherwise he would never

have kicked me out of our place!

-Really?

-Yeah.

I'm outta there.

Besides, I'm going on the world tour soon.

[soft music playing]

Give him another chance.

Matze misses you a lot. I mean it.

Olli?

Uh... you did have a cavity in your molar.

Cool.

[groans]

[man] Oh, hello. Excuse me, sir.

Miss Richthoff. Here. Take a look.

You'll be interested, I think.

Well, everyone should be interested

that the new

intra-oral scanner has arrived.

At last.

Miss Richthoff?

I'm sorry, I need time to think.

Miss Kaminski? Here. Look.

I believe this will be of interest to you.

TROUBLE WITH HAUKE. CAN WE MEET?

[gentle music continues]

[vibrates]

HEY MATZE, WANT TO GRAB A BITE TO EAT?

[sighs]

[sighs]

Hi.

Hey.

I... uh, I'm meeting Schmitti for a bite.

Yeah, meeting Moni.

Okay.

Have you ever eaten with Schmitti here?

No, it's the first time.

And I've never met Moni here.

Yeah, my guess is Olli's responsible.

What makes you so sure?

Well, he was my patient this morning.

He told me you finally kicked him out.

He didn't grill you about it

or anything, did he?

Not at all. It was the reverse, he...

took your side, actually.

He was committed.

So much so that he... got

some serious treatment without anesthesia.

We talking about the same Olli?

[soft music playing]

Somehow he managed

to arrange this meeting.

[waiter] Afternoon, guys.

What can I get you?

I think we maybe need a moment.

No problem.

Maybe we should decide.

So now you're living there

all by yourself?

Yep.

And you?

Still hoping for a new place?

I have one in mind.

There's a whole lot of room for you.

Although the kitchen has

severe fire damage somehow.

I wanna cover all the repairs, okay?

No way.

Look, please, just... please.

It would make me feel better.

What do you mean?

It's a long story.

I promise I'll tell you later.

I'm just so happy

we have each other again.

[emotional music playing]

-Morning.

-[man] Hello.

[woman] Hi, Matze.

I SOLD YOUR TICKET. OLLI

Where's Olli's stuff?

Hello to you, Matze.

Why ask me about it?

Oh no.

Did Batman and Robin go to splitsville?

Listen, your friend quit so he could

go on his round the world vision quest.

But it seems like

you came to your senses, right?

I don't blame you.

That kinda trip wouldn't be for me either.

Living out of a backpack,

staying in cheap hostels,

never showering... Ugh!

Uh, oh... so Holloscheck from

our luxury properties division is leaving.

That'd be a good position for you.

Larger commissions, better salary,

but a lot of hard work too.

You can think about it.

I'm good, actually.

I accept the offer. Thank you.

Uh... you have any idea

when Olli's flying out?

Um... I think this morning?

["Lucky Man" by The Verve playing]

Hey, it's Olli. Sorry,

I'm just trying to find my phone.

sh*t.

Happiness, more or less

It's just a change in me

Something in my liberty

Oh, my, my

Happiness, coming and going...

-Sorry, could you do me a favor, please?

-First of all, you need to get in line.

Uh, uh... I... I-I'm trying to find s-s...

Hey! No cutting in line!

Olli!

Hey.

What, did you change your mind?

No ticket for you, sorry.

Becky told me

you went to make things right.

Oh, so my matchmaking was a success?

It all worked out, we're good.

Is that true... for us too? I hope it is.

Thanks for being a great friend.

[woman over PA] Final boarding call

for flight TH8431 with service to Bangkok.

So, this is it. It's happening.

Passengers please proceed...

Yeah. Guess I better

camp under the Northern Lights.

Otherwise, all that cold training

will go to waste.

[laughing]

[Pia whistles sharply]

Who's that?

Um, Pia. She took your ticket, man.

My buddy Matze! All is forgiven!

Amazing! Come on!

-Yeah, I should...

-All right, then.

How many corners do I have to turn?

It's crazy. I think the longest

we've been away from each other

was in elementary school

when we'd get three days for Christmas.

That's true. The year will fly by though.

Yeah, you're right.

Yeah but, uh,

a year can feel like an eternity too.

Yeah, that's true.

[Pia whistles]

Okay, take care.

You too.

[song continues]

Happiness, more or less

Is just a change in me

Something in my liberty

Happiness, coming and going

I watch you look at me

Watch my fever growing on

Oh, my, my

Oh, my, my

Oh, my, my

[song ends]

Eyyy!

Oh, stop.

What happened, you two?

I mean, well, I proposed and she said yes.

Okay, right what happened exactly?

'Cause, Olli, I know getting married

wasn't on the top of your list, right?

Well, we were hanging out

by this super cold lake in Iceland,

with incredible views

of the Northern Lights,

and we're standing in a long line

to rent some wetsuits,

and I look over and suddenly Pia says,

"Screw wetsuits!"

And jumps into the lake

without batting an eye.

I mean, obviously

I had to marry that woman, right?

[all laughing]

I only married him to shield you guys

from further t*rture.

Oh. Thanks a lot. That's sweet.

And, um, yeah, congratulations,

Olli's not an easy adversary.

God!

Oh, one more thing. Bali is amazing.

-Take some time off and come out here!

-Yeah.

Matze, Becky.

-Ciao!

-Cheers.

Ciao.

Oh, sweet.

[doorbell rings]

[man] Hey, Matze.

It's... It's Schmitti.

Antje found his secret weed stash

-and kicked him outta the house.

-Oh.

He's asking if our apartment has

an extra room, so he can stay here.

Hey, Becky.

Yeah, I'll grab Olli's bed.

Must be you.

Always end up in a three-way relationship.

["You Get What You Give" playing]

[both laughing]

One, two, one, two, three, ow!

Wake up, kids

We got the dreamers' disease

Age 14

They got you down on your knees

So polite

We're busy still saying please

Frienemies

Who when you're down ain't your friend

Every night

We smash a Mercedes-Benz

First we run

And then we laugh 'til we cry

But when the night is falling

-You cannot find the light

-Light

You feel your dreams are dying

Hold tight

You've got the music in you

Don't let go

You've got the music in you

One dance left

This world is gonna pull through

Don't give up

You've got a reason to live...

[intriguing indie rock playing]

[music softens]

[music swells]

[music softens]

[music fades out]