10x18 - Wild Blue Yonder

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Yeah, baby,

do you love me tonight?

Hi, hi, Cliff.

Hi there.

You're just the man I wanted to see.

I know that look, Jenny.

You want something.

Well, besides that, I just wanted to invite
you and Tommy to a party this Saturday.

All right, great.

Where is it?

Your place.

My place?

Roger's at my place.

Last time we had a party there, he made us play word game.

And my team won.

Gee, we're real happy for you.

Think about it.

Roger's packed his suitcase, he had his ties
dry cleaned, and he's bought a new travel iron.

What does that tell you?

What are the three things again?

He's going to a teacher's convention in Minneapolis.

Flip, you're cute, but you've got the IQ of wolf.

Yeah, well, at least I'll still be in my
teens when I graduate from high school.

Tonya Fonz, the convention will give you a
chance to meet other teachers,

discuss education, and help you to hone
your teaching skills.

I just forgot to send in my application.

Now I'm too late, and I could just kick myself.

No, Fonzie, see, it's no problem.

I already sent your application in for you.

You would.

So friends are four?

Yeah.

Listen, Fonz, this is going to be a golden opportunity.

I mean, some of the best educators in the
world are going to be there.

Oh, I just remembered.

Hey, Tommy, Tommy, don't we have like a
major overhaul to do down there?

Oh, yeah, we did, you know, but I finished
it all up today, Fonz.

Yeah, it's all clear at the garage.

Looks like you'll be free this weekend.

Well, yes, it does.

Whoops.

Oh, I forgot.

Oh, I forgot.

I have a big weekend planned with Ashley.

I was going to take Ashley hither, thither, and yon.

Ashley, hey, tell Roger what kind of a big
weekend we got planned, huh?

Now, Fonzie, I told you I couldn't see you this weekend.

I have a big tax audit on Monday.

The clown can wait.

The clown is you.

Well, that's all set, Fonz.

You and I will go to the teacher's convention.

The teacher's convention?

Yeah.

Oh, oh, Fonzie, I am so proud of you.

Yeah, well, that's the kind of guy I am.

Oh, this will be great, Fonz.

We'll be bunking together so we can order
room service, stay up late, review our notes.

Whoa, when you go out of town, you are a wild man.

Planning a party, girls?

Yes, at Flip's.

Forget it.

The last party you arranged made the 10 O 'clock news.

Besides, Roger didn't want Flip to be alone
this weekend, so I told him he could stay here.

Oh, Howard, that's wonderful.

Tonight, we'll have some real family fun.

We can pop popcorn and toast marshmallows
and play work games.

Oh, good!

Gee, sounds like so much fun, I'd better
go home and take a nap.

Don't tell anybody the party's off.

All right, you alert everyone at Arnold's,
and I'll send back the trampoline.

Roger,

you're supposed to be at the airport.

We missed the plane.

It's all Fonzie's fault.

Well, Warren, were you going to go too?

No, I was supposed to drive Fonzie and
Roger to the airport.

I was counting on it.

I never saw a jet take off.

Just stop whining.

Oh, I really wanted to be on that plane
with all the other teachers.

Well, I'm sure Fonzie had a good reason for being late.

Hey, how's everybody, huh?

Oh, that's all you can say is, hey, how's everybody, huh?

No, no, no, no, no.

I could make long, boring speeches like you.

But it ain't my style, you know what I mean?

Oh, Pots.

You have you.

Been crying.

Maybe.

Officer, you're upsetting me because you were late.

For what?

We were supposed to be on our way to the convention.

On a jet.

Was that today?

Yes, that was today, and I can't believe you forgot.

I can't believe you waited so long.

Yeah, well, teachers are supposed to be prepared.

Teachers are supposed to have brains.

Oh, yeah?

Fellas, arguing is not going to solve the problem.

Now, look, why don't you both just drive to Minneapolis?

No, it takes too long.

We'll be late for the seminar on t*rd.

All right, guys, I got the perfect solution.

Why don't I believe that?

The leather.

Oh, right.

Look, I can get you guys on Omar's Airways.

Omar's Airways?

Yeah, he's a great pilot.

He owes me a favor.

All right, look, it's worth a try.

Potsie, call Omar.

Okay.

Fonzie, let's go.

Buddy, I'll help you pack.

Come on.

Well, don't we like to be in charge?

Why does this Omar owe you a favor?

Well, you see, most of his runs are for crop
dusting or scattering ashes for a funeral parlor.

And, uh...

Well, he got confused.

He got confused once, and my late Uncle
Herman was spread over seven acres of squash.

Seven acres?

He was a tall man.

I don't want to look a gift horse in the
mouth here, but we got my life in this...

In Potsie's friend's hands, you know what I mean?

Well, you wouldn't have if you hadn't missed the plane.

All right.

Look, Fonz, just relax, okay?

I mean, they don't let just anyone fly an airplane.

There's a very rigorous training program involved.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

Omar, what's your flight plan?

Hey, Omar, what's your flight plan?

Well, I plan to fly around until we get
there, and then I plan to land.

Would you mind feeding those parakeets in
the back some of this bird seed?

Help yourself.

It's complimentary.

Will you keep your eyes on the road?

Fonz, don't worry.

He's on automatic pilot.

Oh, thanks for reminding me.

Thanks for reminding him.

Yeah.

Hey, would you mind if I was to conduct a
little funeral service up here?

No, go right ahead.

I don't think anybody else is going to join us.

Ashes to ashes, dusk to dusk, bird spores back
to back, gets a block from busy comer, touchdown.

What was that?

Oh, no.

Can you still see the propeller up there?

Yes.

Yes, thank God I can see it perfectly.

Well, that's too bad.

See, if you can see the propeller, that means it
ain't going fast enough to keep us up in the air.

We are going to die.

Well, that's your choice, champ, but I'll tell
you, I would suggest that we jump for safety.

Now, if you'll notice, you've got a couple
of parachutes located behind your seats.

There's the air duct to horn it around the...

I'm sorry, it's an option.

I'm Swance.

I'm Spice.

Keep sitting, sir.

I've got some wonderful information for you.

What?

There are no parachutes behind our seats.

There is, however, a note.

Omar, I hope you don't mind, but we borrowed
your parachutes for the weekend, love, Mama.

There.

Oh, they sh**t open.

Who cares?

We're going to die, you understand that?

We're going to die.

Get me out of here.

No, sir.

You are going to die.

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All right, huh?

We can do this!

We can do this!

All right, plane, do your stuff.

Stay up in the air.

Fonz, look, a radio!

Oh, yeah, yeah.

All right, hey, turn it on.

Got it.

Oh, all right, all right.

Yo, people on the ground.

Ground people, this is Arthur Fonzarelli,
the flying falcon, coming at you right now.

We are going to crash!

Help!

Mayday!

Mayday!

S.O.S.!

I love you, Mom.

Hey, that radio isn't working.

All right, give it the wheel.

I got it.

You got it?

Yep.

Give it just like that.

All right.

Oh, great, Fonz.

What, do you think we're flying in a jukebox here?

You think you can just hit the right
spot and the plane will land itself, huh?

Roger?

Yes?

Do not make me hurt you up here.

Um, yes.

All right, now, listen, this is what we're going to do.

What?

We're going to pretend this is the songbird.

I'm Scott King and you're my niece, Penny.

Fonzie, this is no time to start playing games.

Whatever you say, Uncle Scott.

It's time to figure out what these switches do.

Okay.

All right, you ready?

Yes.

All right.

Oh, God!

If you get me out of this, I promise
I will never, ever, ever... Fonz?

Yes?

I have no bad habits.

I have nothing to bargain with.

All right.

Yeah.

Is this fun or what?

Huh?

Well, Omar's a jerk.

Yes.

Roger?

Yes.

Your turn.

Wow, the score is 21 to 19.

It's an exciting game, and either team could win the match.

All right, Potsie, for 10 points, you gonna play or pass?

I'm gonna play.

Yeah.

Ancelotta.

Heartburn.

Wrong.

Nine points to you, Marion.

Superior.

Greater.

Roughly a form of the word.

Great.

That's it.

You mean the word was great, and you give me enchilada?

That's right.

You said the enchiladas at Casa de Juan were great.

Boy, did you blow it.

Look, Potsie, if I had your brain in one hand and a
BB in the other, how the heck could I tell them apart?

By the color?

Has anybody seen Fonzie and Roger?

No.

Is there anything wrong?

Well, I don't know.

Fonzie promised me he would call me from
Minneapolis at 6, and when he didn't, well, I got worried.

Oh, Ashley, I'm sure everything is fine.

Yeah, Fonzie and Roger probably just
couldn't get to a phone yet.

You know, those conventions can be pretty busy affairs.

That's right, Howard's right.

He's been to lots of conventions and done
lots of stupid things.

Now, look, let's all just keep calm and
keep our imaginations in check, huh?

Besides, there's nothing we can do till we hear something.

Hey, sure there is.

Hey, we can play the lightning round.

Idiot.

Jerk.

We made it.

I'm alive.

Fonzie?

Fonzie?

Fonzie, are you all right?

Fonz?

How's my hair?

Yeah, it's fine.

It is?

Yes, it's fine.

Huh?

Oh, man.

Oh.

That was close.

Yeah.

That is cool.

I'll tell you something.

We were coming down, I saw my whole life
flash in front of my eyes.

Oh, do I have to take a cold shower?

You guys saw my life flash before mine, too?

Oh, the books that I've read?

I'll tell you something.

Look at this.

Roger, we ended up at an airport.

There's a plane.

Fonzie, that's part of this plane.

I don't want to sit here and bicker, all right?

Let's just get out of here and call
somebody for help, all right?

Didn't you look while we were going down?

There's nothing but trees, snow, and ground.

No, I didn't look while we were going down.

I closed my eyes like a normal person.

Now, please let us go out of here and get
some civilization.

No, Fonzie, in a wreck of this nature, it's best to
stay with the wreckage so the search party can find you.

Now, do you see any flares around?

Yeah, a very big blonde one to my right.

What's the matter?

Ah, my ankle.

You sure?

Yeah, I don't think I can walk, Fonz.

Well, I can't leave you here.

Can I?

No, Roger, I can't.

All right.

All right, what do you want to do until
the search party finds us?

Put him on top.

Put him on top.

Well, if we get real bored, we can always play badminton.

Hold it, hold it, hold it.

Look, I called the airport.

They said they'd let us know just as soon
as they heard something.

So the best thing we can do in a situation
like this is just to remain calm.

That's right, just be calm.

Howard's right.

I mean, let's do calm things.

What could we do, Howard?

Well, I don't know, Marion.

What do we normally do?

We could watch a late movie.

Oh, that's a good idea.

Let's watch a late movie.

There's a great film on.

God is my co-pilot.

Oh!

That's amazing.

Well, Howard, there must be some way that
we can check on Fonzie and Roger.

I mean, well, can't we call the FAA or the
FBI or anything with initials?

Ashley, please, just keep calm.

Okay.

I'm calm.

Good.

I'm calm, too.

How about you, Marion?

Yes, I'm calm.

I'm calm.

Ditto.

Calm here.

Yep.

Phone's ringing.

Hello?

Yes, this is the Cunningham residence.

What?

Plane had engine trouble.

Couldn't be that much trouble.

There's only one engine.

When?

Uh, yes, all right.

Yeah, yeah, thank you very much.

They've sent out a search party.

Search party?

They don't know where they are.

They're gonna be on the ground by now.

Potsie.

All right.

I can't promise I'll find him.

Where is the Red Cross?

Where is that dog with the booze under his chin?

How long have we been here?

Well, it feels like about 20 hours since I last shaved.

It must be about 9 O'clock.

Of course, I did use a new blade.

It could be quarter to nine.

You take all the fun out of everything, you know that?

You're right, Franz.

They should have found us by now.

Well, somebody will see the message I left in his snow.

Oh, no, I wouldn't count on that.

You spelled out A-G-L-O-P.

Hell up.

That is not an O.

I fell between... I fell between
the I and the P. And while I was

there, I thought maybe I would
leave a little snow angel, you know?

I'm freezing.

Well, sit closer.

Let's share a body heat.

This is all my fault.

You bet.

Look, Franz, I'm sick and tired of feeling
guilty about this trip, all right?

I mean, every time I make a suggestion, you sh**t me down.

Can't you just once treat me like an equal?

We're not.

Oh, there you go again, the great Franzarelli.

You think you're so much better than everybody else?

Well, you're not.

And you've got a hair out of place.

Did you ever once stop to consider why I didn't
turn in my application and I missed the plane?

Yeah.

Yeah, because you didn't want to be around
a bunch of guys like me, that's why.

That's part of it.

The other part is, the last time I was in
a teacher's lounge, a lot of history

teachers were sitting around, you know,
talking about the Dred Scott decision.

Yeah.

I thought it was a price fight.

What, do you mean that's why you didn't want to go?

You were afraid you wouldn't belong.

Hey, I'm sorry, Fonz, I didn't know you felt that way.

I'm not like you people.

I don't have no fancy degrees.

The only sheepskin I got is on the collar
of my winter coat, you know.

Hey, Fonz, teaching is more than just fancy credentials.

It's getting students interested in learning.

And you were very good at that.

You're just saying that.

No, I'm not just saying that.

I mean it, Fonz.

You're as fine a teacher as anyone there.

Well, we better stop this conversation
because my eyes are getting misty.

My lids are going to freeze together.

Hey, what are you guys doing here?

Wait a minute.

What?

What are you guys doing here?

What are you doing here?

We crashed.

God, are we glad to see you.

This has been terrible.

We were stranded here all night.

We thought we were going to freeze to death.

You think you've got problems?

There's a two-hour wait on the ski lift.

I'll go get the ski patrol.

They'll have you out of here in a minute.

But they won't like how you tore up the bunny hill.

The bunny hill.

I'm sorry.

All right, now, just real gently, let's get out of here.

Right.

Watch your ankle.

Right, thanks.

My feet feel asleep.

All right, easy, slow, slow.

Wait for me.

Go.

All right, here.

Put your arm around me.

Put your arm around me.

Nice, Fonz.

All right.

Hey, listen, about the conversation
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I knew that one of us had to go forage for food.

I never knew anyone who actually foraged for food.

Yeah, well, that's how I sprained my ankle.

Oh, please, tell us more.

Yeah, well, nighttime was the toughest, though.

We had no fire.

If we went to sleep, we may have frozen to death.

So I kept us awake by telling inspirational stories.

Poor brave boy.

Yeah.

Whatever can I do for you?

Hold that thought.

It's going to be Ashley and Fonzie.

We got to go now.

It's really been swell.

Still got that thought?

Do you believe that guy?

I was the one who foraged.

My sweetheart, I never met anyone who
actually foraged, either.

Yeah.

And then at nighttime, I was the one who
told the inspirational stories.

You know, like the little engine that could.

I think I can.

I think I can.

I think I can.

Poor brave boy.

Yeah.

Whatever can I do for you?

Hold that thought.

It's nighttime, right?

And we were surrounded by wolves.

You know what he did?

He fainted.

I had to fight him off with car keys.

Yeah, that's the kind of guy I am.

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There's nothing can hold me when I hold you.

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These happy days are yours and mine.

These happy days are yours and mine.

Happy days.