01x02 - Let's Go Flower Gazing! / To The Baths!

[bunniefuu]

I'm no good for anything
but k*lling, he said.

I want to prove to myself
that he was wrong.

Episode 4

Let's Go
Flower Gazing!

You want me to save a
spot for flower gazing?

Yeah.

I want to take the Agency
flower gazing again,

but the spot nearby gets really crowded.

Could you do it?

Sure.

I'll find us a good spot.

Great. Thanks.

I shall endure until my body withers.

That's grim.

I got here early
so I can do it right.

Look at me, working hard
for the Agency's sake.

I'm going to get a lot of praise for this.

Well done, Atsushi!

Thanks for the lovely flower
gazing, Atsushi-kun!

Yay! Yay!

Atsushi-kun's the star for today!

It's already pretty crowded, though.

Where's a good spot?

Stop

Ba-blam

Kyouka-chan?!

Wh-Why are you here?

I heard yesterday that we needed
to save a spot for flower gazing.

Then you must have heard the part
about me doing it, too, didn't you?!

It's okay.

I'm good at waiting.

That's not okay at all!

Long ago...

She waited an eternity
for Dazai Osamu

By the way, when did you get here?

Ha!

Yesterday evening.

I'm going to get a lot of praise for this.

I'm technically supposed
to be the senior here.

What's that?

I made plenty of lunch boxes.

Why so perfect?!

Tower of Grub!

Bam

Eh?

Tower of Grub.

Why repeat yourself?

It's a pun on Tower of Go—

Okay, I got it! Stop!

I was looking forward to it.

I was looking forward to flower gazing.

Kyouka-chan.

Thanks.

That day, we enjoyed flower gazing together
for a while, before the others arrived.

Why do we have to sit next to these guys?!

It's quite the situation, indeed.

Especially as I can see
Kyouka having so much fun.

My adorable Kyouka.

Kyouka, the greatest snack of all!

Man, she's completely wasted.

You were the one who saved
our spot, weren't you?!

Spot-Saver

I-I'm sorry! I didn't realize!

Although I thought I overheard someone
saying "Dazai-san! Dazai-san!"

That's a dead giveaway!

Damn it, this sly b*stard
is going to ruin my drink.

Yeah, right.

You're actually a total lightweight.

What?! What was that?

I can drink!

Why are you even flower gazing, anyway?

It's none of your business where I go!

Our flower gazing trip is
going to turn into a w*r!

Please, do something!

Today is the day I k*ll you, Dazai! Bring it!

U-Um...

N-Now that we're all here flower gazing,

why don't we make it a joint event
between the Agency and the Port Mafia?

Just kidding.

Just a second!

Akutagawa-san looks happy!

Hold it!

Who would ever have a joint
event with this guy?!

We're getting out of here!

He's blatantly upset!

Pack up, right now!

This is
delicious

We're moving!

Try some,
Hirotsu-san

Chuuya-san passed out!

Passed Out

He must have been enjoying himself.

We finally have some quiet.

Why don't we enjoy our banquet
in honor of the cherry blossoms?

Oh, you.

And so the party continued.

With Nakahara Chuuya's
hangover becoming all but certain,

Senpai!

Shut up, Ichiyo!

we partied through the night.

Wan!

Wan! Shorts.

Shorts

We have to stop them, quickly!

Kyouka-chan, let's stop them together!

But how?

I heard you can stop fights between wild
animals by obscuring their vision.

That's all it takes?

Nice.

Sake

Wine

Whiskey

Drugstore

Daily Needs Drugs Cosmetics

Synopsis

The Agency's bathtub broke down,
forcing the members
to go to the public baths.

The Agency's bathtub broke,

forcing the members to
go to the public baths.

What a crappy explanation!

Episode 5

To The Baths!

Is it really a good idea for so many
of us to go to the baths together?

There's something we all have
to work together to stop.

Was there an incident or something?

Yay! Bathtime at the huge baths!

Oh, this is what we need to stop!

Hey, Kenji-kun, want to have
a crawl race in the tubs?

That sounds great. Let's do it.

Kenji-kun!

Kenji!

We're here to stop Rampo-san.

Oh, right.

Get it together.

Crawling is a nuisance
to other customers.

We can't do that.

Let's have a breast stroke race, then.

Sure, we can do that.

Kenji-kun!

Kenji!

Yay!

Sheesh.

What are we to do with these seniors?

Right, Kyouka-chan?

Is Kyouka-chan planning to
play in the bathtubs, too?

As her senior, I have to give her a warning.

Rampo-san gave these to me.

We're going to be separated
into male and female baths.

How sad.

I want to go with you, Onii-sama.

Th-That's not an option, Naomi.

In that case, you should come
with me to the female baths.

Th-That's even worse!

No!

Bathtub Handstand Therapy!

Yeah?

Standing on your hands in a
bathtub improves your health.

Huh.

My a*s, Dazai!

Stop pestering me with nonsense!

Hot Bath Suicide By Drowning Therapy!

Oh?

Committing suicide by drowning in
a hot bath improves your health.

Oh.

My a*s, Dazai!

You'd die!

Sauna Cold Water Bath Therapy!

Going back and forth between a sauna
and a cold bath improves your health!

Ah.

My a*s!

There's no way that actually exists!

It does.

Opinions Vary

Really?

I dunno.

You...

Didn't you bring anything, Dazai-san?

Great question, Atsushi-kun.

I plan on borrowing everything.

I have nothing to lend you.

Don't be mad at me, Kunikida-kun!

Get off me. You're annoying.

Um...

Would you like to borrow mine?

Thank you, Atsushi-kun!

Although...

I wash my whole body with just a
bar of soap, including my hair.

Poof

Tiny

That's the way it was at the orphanage.

You can be pretty wild sometimes, huh?

Poof

I think I'll pass.

Synopsis

With the bath broken
at the Port Mafia headquarters,
the only way to bathe
is to go to the public baths.

With the bath broken at the
Port Mafia headquarters,

the only way to take a bath
is to go to the public baths.

How's that any different from the Agency?!

That sounds fine to me.

It's nice to take a bath in a
big bathhouse once in a while.

Right, Elise-chan?

At least, that's what the boss says,

but there's no way the Mafia can
just walk into a public bath house.

Right?

If only Chuuya-san were with us, though...

You're here?

I mean, with your ability...

Special Ability: Ideal Body Weight!

I could control my body weight as I like.

Although, I'd need you to come
to the female baths for that.

Are you mental?

I'm kidding.

The baths, huh?

Ahaha

Ahahaha

Well, as long as that dumbass isn't there.

I guess I'll go.

Chuuya-san, you've forgotten your shower cap.

What are you talking about?

There.

Your fancy hat.

You look great.

Damn you!

I don't need this!

And for you, Akutagawa-senpai...

Cough.

Have this.

Moisturizing lotion, body cream,
aroma oils, and supplements.

And be careful not to catch
a cold after you get out.

No.

Hey! Senpai!

No.

What do you mean, "No"?!

Say, I was thinking...

You know how Akutagawa-san's special
ability makes his coat change?

Do you think he becomes really
exposed when he's taking a bath?

Hmm...
Good point

Guys, how dare you?!

Sorry, I was just kidding.

Akutagawa-senpai's strong,
even if he's buck naked!

Even if he's buck naked!

Even if he's buck naked!

Even if he's buck naked!

L-Let's stop, before we get in trouble.

I'm here with Gin, but I wonder
if she's actually a woman.

I have to find out with my own eyes.

Shall
we share?

Shall we share?

She's a girl!

More than I needed her to be!

She's a girl!

We have to stop them!

Hey, Akutagawa, let's take
our seniors back home.

You aren't Dazai-san's junior.

That doesn't matter!
We have to stop them!

It does matter!

I'm going home.