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This Is Our City (2026)

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This Is Our City (2026)

Post by bunniefuu »

Okay, let's begin.

Good morning, I am Federal Agent

Humbug.

I'd like to begin by thanking

members of the LVPD, the

Commissioner,

of course, Mayor Goodman for

your cooperation.

As you all know, organized crime

has

plagued this city for far too

long.

Drug trafficking, high profile

assassinations, racketeering,

all at an all time high.

But today, the FBI has been

granted an

opportunity to strike a major

blow and

take down several top members

of the controlling five

families.

I would now like to introduce

the man who will be

leading this dangerous

operation,

Agent Ron.

Thank you, Agent Humbug.

Sure.

Good evening, gentlemen and

ladies.

I believe it was Philip K. d*ck

who once said that

in a society of criminals,

the innocent man goes to jail.

You're a f*cking loser!

Okay, okay, okay.

You got this.

My name's Ron, and I've been an

agent with the FBI for the last,

I couldn't even tell you

anymore.

On my first day, the song "Get

Lucky" came out.

So I guess it's been at least

the last few years.

I don't think that's right,

actually.

You are mistaken.

In fact, you are going to feel

like

a real boomer when I show you

that...

So yeah, I have been with the

FBI for 11 years.

Myself and another agent will be

infiltrating the Galanarri

family,

who many consider to be

the top syndicate in Vegas.

We were invited in by

Bill Galanarri, aka Baby Boy,

seen here flipping us the bird.

He is the youngest son of

the family don Frank Gallinari.

- We will be disguised as a

documentary film crew.

Member of my team located a job

post created by

Baby Boy Bill on an anonymous

site.

The post had asked for an

experienced camera crew to

follow him in film

his everyday activities.

So through Craigs--

through the private site,

we were able to negotiate an

agreement.

And a meeting place and a start

date, which is in three hours.

Yeah, I thought so too, but in

our back and

forth, Bill had mentioned that

he

wanted to submit the project to

film festivals in

the hopes of building him

and his brother's reputation

among the families.

His damaged ego is our gain.

Other members of the Gallinari

family include

Frankie Galanarri Jr.,

known to be a real ladies man.

Donna Galanarri, aka Mama G,

she handles the books.

- Cedro the k*ller, Don

Galanarri's right hand

man, whom we have yet to

properly

identify.

- And Bobby Fish, the family

muscle.

Apologies

Nope, nope, nope, nope,

nope, nope, nope, nope,

nope, nope, nope,

nope, nope, nope, nope,

nope, nope, nope.

Bobby Fish, family muscle.

This meeting could not

have come in a better time.

As a major meeting between the

five families is

set to take place in the

coming days.

So it's a good opportunity

and we're gonna seize it.

The goal of the assignment was

to gain Baby Boy

Bill's trust and to get him to

reveal the location of said

meeting.

There were several members of

the Ligazzo family

and the Alotta family with

outstanding warrants, meaning

that we could

incriminate anyone who was

present

at the meeting, under the

guidelines of the RICO

case, with Don Galanarri being

our main target.

It was a solid plan if we could

find the location of the

meeting.

I mean, that's what this was all

about.

Obviously it turned into

something else.

I will now open the briefing to

questions.

I don't know the Ligma family.

Don't forget this.

Thanks.

Thanks for coming.

How the f*ck did you not know

he was gonna say "lig-ma-ba*ls"?

Well, I'm sorry.

I thought the mayor would

be respectful at a briefing.

You put me in tough position

here, Ron.

If you fail, you make the bureau

look ridiculous.

On the other hand, you're the

only one crazy

enough to take on this

assignment

and God knows we could really

use a win.

I promise, sir, I won't let you

down and I can

just say thank you for the

oppor--

Have you met Kenny, by the way?

Oh, here, let me take that for

you.

Sup?

Yeah, we met before the

briefing to drum up some

footage.

You're with SWAT, right?

No, but I was with two

chicks at the same time once.

The nursing home banned me for

life, though.

Sup, guys?

I'm Kenny, part-time

cinematographer, full-time

f*cking stud.

Got my film degree from

Columbia, although I

think college as an

institution is just a

capitalist grab.

I mean, Dostoevsky never went to

college and

that guy ate p*ssy on the regs.

That's why I've always

lived my life by one motto.

Experience everything, feel

nothing.

Anyway, now I'm working an

undercover assignment with the

FBI.

Wasn't sure how legit the offer

was, but they

offered a pretty big payout.

Even got me some

state-of-the-art upgrades to my

Canon XF6.

Not really into the idea of

working for the

government, but I figured, f*ck

it.

Might as well take some

money off those fascist cucks.

Besides, it'll give me some

a*mo when my family

asks why I missed my

sister's funeral on January 6,

I was busy, Carol.

Hey, dickhead! Get the f*ck off

my porch!

sh*t!

How could you pair me with a

stranger with no experience?

Because no one wanted to partner

with you, Ron. You're f*cking

lame.

And if they didn't know you,

they jumped on that

wagon when you emailed them your

newsletter.

No one wants to hear about your

day-to-day from

the perspective of your cat.

I thought it was funny.

It sucks, Ron. It's not good

content. Regardless,

Kenny here is an actual

filmmaker.

We figured it'd be a good idea

to

have an actual filmmaker on the

job.

Well, what if things get sticky?

I've done, like, six films with

the Baldwin

brothers and I've been fine.

Is this guy for real?

You want me to call Billy right

now?

Shut the f*ck up.

This is a button cam. Super

undetectable.

That way you can continue to

capture information

in case members of the

family do not want to be filmed.

But really sell to these

guys that are actual filmmakers.

And these things are amazing

these days.

And this is sh**ting an ultra

4K.

It's gonna look like a f*cking

movie.

Now remember, the meeting is

within two days,

which means you have exactly 27

hours to find out the location.

What's our out?

What? What?

We don't have one yet. But we

are working on it.

Are you serious?

Well, the FBI doesn't have a

plan. Big f*cking surprise.

Look, I don't have time to

re-convince you guys. Okay?

Take care of each other. Can you

do that?

Upload every piece of

information and footage to

the portal. I want constant

access.

Get the f*ck out. We're here.

Yep.

Oh. Uh.

Ugh. I forgot my phone.

Oh.

Oh.

Whatever you do, don't touch that dial.

We'll be

right back with more of your

favorite music.

All my life, I always

wanted to be a gangster.

Haha! I always wanted to say

that sh*t.

Welcome. Welcome to the life of

the most

dangerous man who ever lived.

"Baby Boy" Bill Galanarri.

This here is my HQ. Can't

crack skulls without an HQ.

And this over here?

Oh, this is where I play "hide

the

braciole" with a lot of my

divorcees.

No, I haven't had sex

since the Obama administration.

And I voted for that guy.

And this here? This is where I

get my swole on.

You know, a lot of wise guys are

fat f*ck, but not Bill

Galanarri.

Oh, this is my spin bike. I'm a

big "spin b*tch".

You know, a lot of people only

wear the spin

shoes when they're on the bike,

but not me.

I got them on all the time.

Look, I'm even wearing them now.

Oh, wildly uncomfortable.

But it builds character.

Ever since the beginning, I

always knew I wanted

to live the life of a criminal.

The only thing I love more than

crime is movies.

If I wasn't a gangster, I would

have been a film producer like

a...

You know, whoever.

One day I thought to myself that

a movie about

the Gallinari family wasn't just

a wild idea.

It was a necessity.

A means to show the world why my

brother and I

are the future of organized

crime.

What are you knocking on my

door for at eight in the

morning?

It's one p.m.

Says you.

Who the f*ck are they?

It's the camera crew. I told

you they start filming today.

Now come on. I'd like to

pow wow before we get busy.

Oh. All right.

Hey, you have to leave.

Are you sure he's gonna like

this?

I mean, having a film

crew around is pretty risky.

Don't worry. I made them sign

waivers.

Oh, smart.

Hey, hey, hey. Don't forget

this.

And will you call me soon?

Please? You never text me back.

What the hell was that about?

Oh, nothing. He let me borrow

this movie.

I couldn't finish it, though.

I'm not a big fan of overly

complicated Kubrickian plots,

and that one was really hard to

follow.

What was it?

"Jaws".

My brother is a good man.

Plus, he gets a lot of action.

Did you know he once

hooked up with Destiny's Child?

It's true.

There's that stripper of

Destiny from the Rhino

- who's got a 19-year-old who is

stacked.

I love my brother Frankie very

much, but the thing is, he's...

Put it this way.

The wheel is spinning, but

the hamster's not in the cage.

Our dad still mad at him about

the money

laundering incident a couple

years back.

Yeah, Pop. I'm taking care of

it.

$250,000 completely clean.

I just gotta throw it in the

dryer first.

Wait, Pop.

Why are you yelling at me?

Frankie's been a little

lost since our brother died.

We had a younger brother named

Donny.

He was the number one ranked

rodeo clown in the

West Coast, according to

Forbes.

We were all so proud of him.

Hard reality of this life is

that someone you

know eventually gets k*lled.

Or, in his case, falls into

a shark tank while on tour.

Donny was our dad's favorite.

He was heartbroken when he

died, but Frankie?

He basically became a shell of

himself.

Oh, fine.

Barely

affected me, really.

Yeah, everybody knows that.

Baby Boy don't get broken up

over nothing.

So, uh...

Yeah, I'm good.

So the agenda for today is to

sort of show what

our day-to-day operations are.

You know, Frankie and I are

entrusted with so

many overwhelming

responsibilities for the family.

By the way, what do we call you

guys?

Uh...

Is at that point, I realized

that Kenny and I

hadn't established our covers.

Fortunately, that was pretty

quick on my feet,

thanks to being an

ensemble member at a local

improv.

Well, his name is...

"Ken-Ee", and I'm Agent...

Ron?

I usually played a tree.

Did he just say he's Asian?

No, not Asian, Ron, you bigot.

He said "aging" Ron.

You know, because he's f*cking

old.

You gotta learn to listen.

By the way, what are we doing

today?

Well, we have our normal

routine, plus that

personal errand that we have to

run.

Oh, do we really have to take

him to them?

You ask too many

questions, just trust me,

Broheme.

The Academy loves sh*t like

this.

We nab us an Oscar, and

everybody's gonna wanna

work with us once we take over

the family.

Bill always has these wild

ideas.

But you gotta love his drive.

This meeting contains the

Mafia's who's who chain

of command, so we could

really use a good showing.

We've been pretty stagnant in

our current

positions for quite a few years

now,

so if this film helps us gain

some traction, I'm all for it.

Even if I don't understand it.

I thought I wasn't

supposed to look at the camera.

Isn't that breaking the fourth

wall?

See, this is what I'm f*cking

talking about!

So we're out and about in "the

702."

Someone tried to disrespect the

Galanarri name,

and we're out to take a little

f*ck' revenge.

I don't know why we have to do

this right now.

Dad is gonna be pissed if

we miss these bag of arrivals.

Don't worry.

This won't take long.

Yeah, I'd like to return this.

What was the problem?

Well, you know, it said that

it could broadcast in Ultra 4K,

but there was no option for

that, so I was basically lied

to.

Sorry to hear that. Did you

navigate the settings properly?

Uh, yeah, you know, I navigated

the

settings and the other

do-hickeys,

and yeah, I don't know, the

thing must be busted.

Maybe it's your television.

What are you saying?

That my TV is not good enough?

That I'm a f*ck' as*h*le?

Definitely didn't say that.

Okay, look, I didn't want to

do this, but I'm Bill Galanarri.

Okay.

I'm "Baby Boy."

Bill.

My father is Frank Gallinari

"the Don,"

and when he finds out you

tried to take advantage of his

son,

they're gonna find his place

burnt to the ground.

Now I paid 60 bucks for this

piece of garbage,

and I would like my money back

in full.

I can offer you $5 in store

credit.

I'll take it.

Okay.

Hey, sometimes you just have to

f*ck' lean on

people to get what you want.

Know what I mean?

And when's the last time you

mopped this floor?

Vegas is an amazing town.

On paper.

But what no one realizes is that

it's actually a very dangerous

place.

But for every bit of

danger, there's money to be

made.

Those punk b*tch Lagazzos are

the oldest family in

town, and the Alottas after

them.

The Galanarris have been here

for the shortest amount of time,

but have grown infinitely larger

than the other two families

combined.

Why?

Because danger doesn't scare us.

Boo!

Oh, God.

I'm sorry, man.

It was just a joke.

What the f*ck is wrong with you?

Are you f*cking mental?

Attacking someone's mental

health?

Not cool, man.

Wh-wh-wha-what the f*ck?!

What the f*ck?!

Bill, I'm sorry!

I can't believe you f*ck'

blew chunks in my car, Frankie.

You know our family has

sensitive stomachs.

I'm not mad.

If anything, I'm impressed.

Just appreciate you not judging

me.

You're my brother, Frankie.

I love you.

Plus, my chats with

Four-Eyed Deb have really

helped.

Who?

Four-Eyed Deb.

She's my therapist.

You know, she's very expensive,

but I could basically call her

whenever I want.

Now, Bill, we've talked about

this.

The death of your brother

wasn't your fault,

even though your father makes

you feel that way.

I just can't help but

think that he blames me.

It sounds like your struggle

isn't with the fear of what he

thinks,

but your desire to make him

proud.

Well, that's exactly it.

All I want to do is make him

proud.

I'm sure you will.

Now, I have to let you go,

but remember, happiness is an

inside job.

Great.

Thanks so much, Deb.

What was that nut-job's deal?

Daddy issues.

I know that, life.

Man, this place is f*ck'

packed.

Car washes really clean up.

Oh yeah, it's a very lucrative

industry.

Car washes and cryptocurrency.

I guarantee those two entities

will survive the

franchise wars when they come.

Again with the f*ck'

franchise wars?

Maybe someday I'll have a car

wash.

I think it would be fun.

What would be fun about that?

Just the simpleness of it.

There's something

comforting about a good car

wash.

Feels like family.

Yeah, whatever.

Plus, I keep dreaming about it.

I got my girl by my side.

I'm co-running a successful car

wash.

I'm happy.

I'm not stressed.

And Dad is proud of me.

Sucks, cause I keep having to

wake up.

You're gonna be a success,

Frankie.

We both are.

I promise.

If I start a family, I'm gonna

have a car wash.

And it'll be like, "Hey

babe, how was work today?"

And I'll be like, "Well, it

was pretty f*ck' easy, Taylor.

I just sat back while a machine

did my job and we

raked in the cha-ching."

Frankie, who the f*ck is Taylor?

Just a stranger.

A complete unknown.

She just moved here from

Nashville.

Always has her guitar.

And she has a thing for love

stories and scarf collections.

Definitely doesn't already

exist.

Gotcha.

Can I put some music on?

Please don't.

But this is a real--

No!

Man, this last guy's late.

I know, right?

The disrespect.

When he comes, I'm gonna

crack his f*cking head wide

open.

What's his name again?

Todd?

What kind of name is that,

anyway?

-Todd?

-Todd?

f*ck'- Todd, probably a

f*ck' border jumper.

- I'm gonna crack that

m*therf*cker's-

Hey, Bill.

Sorry I'm late.

Oh, it's all good, dude.

Good to see ya.

Okay.

He's lucky I'm in a good mood.

The most important thing we

want to convey in this project

is the strength of the

Galanarri family.

We've always contributed to the

world,

dating back to when our

family first immigrated over.

Now, not to brag, but we're

pretty woke.

And all for social progression.

I mean, for God's sakes, my

grandfather marched in Selma.

You know, next to Dr. King.

Granted, he was there for a hit.

But he still marched.

And that's who the Galanarris

are.

We don't ask for handouts.

We do everything ourselves.

Okay, I have "fluffy" for

Frankie and "scrambled" for

baby.

f*ck yes. Thanks, Ma.

Of course. I love my darlings.

Hey, who are your friends?

Oh, no, they're not friends, Ma.

They're making a movie about us.

Oh, they're hungry?

No, they're not hungry. They're

working.

Nonsense.

I just made a big pot of gravy.

You fellas stay for some ziti.

Ma, no f*ck' ziti!

Madone, that mouth!

Ma, you made me wheat!

I know, Frankie, but I want

you looking big and strong

for that meeting tomorrow.

Well, that's tomorrow! Today, I

want a biscuit!

All right, only because I love

you.

And everybody watching this,

make sure you go to church.

Stay prayed up.

What the hell were we talking

about?

Exactly.

I got this one.

I got this one.

Thank you for the drop-off.

You must be used to drop-offs,

since only God himself could

have dropped off a creature

as beautiful as you.

Thousand bucks he strikes out.

He won't be long.

So, uh, what's left for today?

We're done!

That's it?

That's it? We did a lot today.

Well, uh, can I speak openly?

You coming out of the closet?

No. No. No.

That's not it.

It's okay, because we approve

of that here.

That's very nice.

You know that Glen Powell, a

very handsome man.

I'm just concerned that the

content that we're filming

doesn't really work as a

documentary.

Too risky for you?

Well, actually, no. Like, it's

not risky.

Like at all.

I was prepared for shootouts,

violence, you know,

corrupt politicians, but the

content that we got is not

very...

important?

Normal people are gonna love

what we got.

Don't forget, we got the big

meeting tomorrow.

Yes, the meeting.

Um, is there any chance

you could tell us where it is

so we could potentially

get there early and set up?

Who's that?

I'm actually not sure.

Bobby Fish, you sack of sh*t!

Frankie, Bobby's here!

How you doing?

The f*ck you say to me?

You heard me.

You know I don't like that,

Bill.

Who the f*ck are they?

Oh, that's the camera crew.

I told you they start filming

today.

And I told you that was a bad

f*cking idea.

Hey, Pop.

Hey, Pop.

Boys.

Bobby, you get rid of Spielberg

over there.

Okay, hot shot.

Come with me.

Private family matter.

Actually, sir, I was

hired to

document all the ongoings of

the house.

Oh, that's real interesting.

Question.

You ever heard of Dr. El?

Elbow, b*tch.

That was awesome.

Shut the f*ck up.

Sounds good.

You two, sit down.

You okay, Pop?

Yeah, man, you seem

pissed.

I am not pissed.

I am unhinged!

Now you two, sit the f*ck down.

Bobby, make sure that camera is

off.

Boys.

I thought I made it clear.

I thought I made it very clear

that I didn't want

any cameras in my

f*cking house!

Come on, Pop.

We were just trying to get some

footage to

chronicle the Galanarri

lifestyle for us to gain

respect.

You want respect?

You want respect!

You get it out there!

You take it with your blood,

with your sweat, with your

subservience!

But--

But you don't listen!

You never listen!

And now I heard you wanted to

come to a meeting

and bring these f*cking camera

guys.

Now, what the f*ck is that

about?

It was just so we could

see the true Don in action.

I don't want anyone seeing me

in action!

You stupid f*cking idiot.

The action is supposed to

remain hidden.

It was broadcast with all

me in m*therf*cking jail.

And you know how I feel about

m*therf*cking jail!

Okay, well, can they at least

come to the meeting

so they can get coverage of us--

No, no coverage!

Son of a b*tch.

Son of a b*tch.

You know what? You're not going.

What?

Pop, we've never not gone!

Yeah, Pop, I bought a Gucci

suit for this.

You bought a Gucci suit.

Yeah.

Well, I bought it.

But I guess you paid for it.

I like Gucci.

So why can't we go?

Why?

I'm going to tell you why.

Because you're lazy f*ck.

The both of youse, you're too

lazy f*ck, who contribute

nothing to this family.

Son of a b*tch.

So f*cking angry right now, I

can't even see straight.

You shut your f*cking mouth,

both of you.

Shut the f*ck up.

All you do is talk, talk, talk.

Come with some stupid f*cking

dopey ideas.

And this movie idea.

This movie idea.

Making a movie is the

stupidest idea I've heard of

yet.

You reveal our family business.

You have people dealing with

cameras.

Talkin' about our family

drop-offs.

What the f*ck is wrong with you?

I just don't know.

No, no more.

You disgrace me.

You disgrace this family.

Okay.

Now, I'll be walking into

The Abyss tomorrow alone.

All the other bosses with

their sons by their side.

Not me though.

Why couldn't either of you

have been more like Donny?

He followed his dreams.

He always gave it us all.

I mean, he wasn't just the

number

one rodeo clown in Forbes for

nothing.

He was also the number one

ranked son in this family.

You know what I'm saying?

And he was taken from me.

Now I have no sons left and it

hurts.

Yeah, that's right, run away

you "Mary"!

You cry baby, run away,

Ya fairy little piss-ant.

Bill, I never had high hopes

for him.

But you, you really disappoint

me.

I mean, you're 31 f*cking years

old.

You could have been a Capo next

to me.

You could be the head of this

family.

Instead, you sit around all

day waiting for bag drop-offs.

Sorry to say, you are not a

gangster, Bill.

You're a f*cking sissy fraud.

And what's even worse...

I share blood with you.

When Donny died, his

whole

family legacy died with him.

Bobby!

Grab the bags.

Let's get out of here.

And you.

Get a haircut.

Hey look, f*ck him.

Okay, f*ck the old man.

It's gonna be okay.

Do you want me to give you

guys some space?

No, it's fine.

How's Kenny?

He's up and about.

Sorry, I think he raided your

bar.

Said something about

wanting to party his nuts off.

I'll go tell him to stop.

I wanna party my nuts off.

f*ck! Oh--

Okay, boys!

One more. Back to back.

- Hey!

- Hey!

Whoa!

Ron! Ron! Ron!

I don't know why I suck at this

game...

One more shot.

Have you ever seen...

Jaws?

That movie's f*cking terrible.

We all have jaws!

Okay, I don't understand.

Explain it again.

Twister is a move about a bunch

of people

that are chasing storms.

Why?

So he's on his shoulders...

And he f*ck' spins him.

They call that an F5.

You're gonna love this idea.

Frankie, get rid of these

f*ck' cups!

Yes, chef!

Guys.

Guys.

I've never done this.

It's cool, it's cool. Baby

steps.

Just a little pinky!

Okay!

Okay, just a little pinky.

My God.

That was awesome!

Yeah, baby!

Oh, okay.

Okay, Bill.

I just want to let you know

because I know you've

always wanted to try this,

but I'm not really into this

right now.

Bro, bro. I swear.

On Donny.

On Donny? You're going to swear

on Donny right now?

I swear.

Look at me.

You've had a lot to drink!

This is f*ck' bullshit.

You've had a lot to drink.

I know, but I'm not doing

what you're doing at the moment.

But you are balancing a cup

on your head, reverse logic.

But wait- just- so go back.

Comin' in hot!

Bro, the street cred?

You're still f*ck' balancing!

Okay, okay.

Stay right, okay?

Ready?

Stay right there.

Four-Eyed Deb!

Four-Eyed Deb!

Four-Eyed Deb!

What are we doing?

We're playing doctor!

Playing doctor!

I'm a doctor...

Yeah, Oh! Baby! Wow!

Go, Deb, Go!

Go, Deb, Go!

Why are you in my house?

Why didn't you tell me you were

sleeping

with my brother?

I think that's a--

I can't tell you that.

I was like, you know, person...

No, that's...

Person

confidentiality.

No, the confidentiality is my...

Oh!

Hey, uh, when your dad said

that he was "walking

into the abyss," was he just

being dramatic?

No.

The Abyss is an abandoned strip

club.

It sits right on the border of

the five family's territories.

Super hidden!

Impossible to find.

Hey, who you textin' this late?

Oh, just some...

Just some f*cking wh*re.

Tell her to come over.

Trust me, you do not want my

mom to come here right now.

Bill?

Bill, you gotta see this!

Breaking news!

The FBI has raided what is

believed to have been

a meeting between the top

syndicate crime

families in the greater Las

Vegas area.

Police have apprehended Don

Galanarri, who has a

rap sheets as long as my

ex-girlfriend's w--

I ain't reading all that sh*t.

More on this tonight at 11!

Pop! Oh, f*ck, f*ck, f*ck!

Not just Pop, Lagazzo, Alotta,

all of them!

Over 500 arrested.

The biggest raid in history.

Oh, f*ckity, f*ck, f*ck, f*ck!

And that's not even the bad

news.

What?

They got mom too.

Also apprehended was Donna

Galanarri, who is

being charged with conspiracy

to feed the

lead agent an entire sheet of

ziti.

We're orphans.

We're f*ck' orphans, Frankie!

And it gets worse.

What can be worse than

this?

I'm pretty sure Kenny gave me

crabs!

Kenny?

Kenny.

No! Alec, it's loaded!

No, no, no, no, dude.

We did it.

One night on the assignment and

we secured the

biggest FBI bust in history.

We're gonna get so many

compliments after this.

Does that mean we can leave?

No, nothing from Agent Humbug

yet.

Oh, I'm going back to sleep.

No, no, no, no, dude, I need

you to stay with me.

I'm pretty sure that coke we

started last night had fentanyl

in it.

I've had an erection for the

last nine hours.

If I don't get to a doctor-

Oh, bro.

I'll take care of that for you.

What? No, no, Kenny, g*dd*mn it.

Hey, guys.

Bill's looking for you.

When I first saw my

father, the Dons, and the

soldiers of the other families

getting

put into the back of squad

cars, I panicked.

But then I realized maybe

this was supposed to happen.

Maybe this was divine.

Boys, we've been given a gift.

Every major crime family in

this city has been locked up,

which means that this city is

wide open, wide

open for someone new to come in

and conquer it one section at a

time.

This, this is what our movie

could be about.

This generation of the

Galanarris,

taking over, doing things our

way.

Academy Awards, here I come!

This is...

cinema.

But we don't have any enforcers!

Bobby! Cedro! Bill, our

entire crew was at that meeting!

Then we'll just form our own

crew, starting with the two of

you.

Uh...

Our assignment was done, and I

was certain we were

going to get our exit

instructions

as soon as possible.

So I wanted to say no, but I

couldn't break my cover yet.

I had to agree.

So I told Bill that I was in,

but I'd rather

focus on the film than be on

the crew.

I'm in, but I'd rather focus

on the film than be in the crew.

Oh, good thinking.

Kenny, you stick with Ron.

How are we going to

get a new crew?

You know what they say.

Start with who you know.

UH-Fu-OW! Kenny!

f*ck'-that really hurt!

"Baby Boy" Bill Galanarri?!

It's been quite some time, my

old friend.

Lou Wieselthier!

Thank you so much for meeting

with us.

I know we haven't spoken since.

Shh!

We need not dwell upon the past.

What's done is done.

Still, it's so good to see you.

You look like you've lost 20

pounds since the last time I

saw you.

I'm actually about 130 pounds

heavier, but you are very sweet.

How's your wife?

She died.

Most unfortunate.

I'm so sorry, my friend.

Fortunately for me, her life

insurance paid out

when I was able to buy this

building, where I now

make my living as a gaming

streamer.

Thank you, everybody, for

joining the stream today.

We got a shout out to Michael

and Abraheem for

the 25 gifted subs and Tyrone.

He says, "Is your d*ck as long

as your schnoz?"

Oh, still, that's so sad.

I mean, how did she die?

She was shot!

15 times.

10 in her chest.

Five in her stupid f*cking

cheating face.

They actually looked at me as a

person of

interest, but the lead

detective on the case died, so

the case was closed.

Uh, what happened to him?

He caught the coronavirus,

along with a

pre-existing condition and

passed.

Wow.

What was his condition? Cancer?

Yeah, something like that.

Tumors, maybe.

10 in his chest.

Five in his stupid f*cking

cheating face.

Maybe they were b*ll*ts.

I don't really remember.

Interesting.

Listen, it's been great to see

you. But--

Oh, no, stop!

I don't know if you've seen the

news, but the game has changed.

- This city is prime for being

conquered.

My brother Frankie and I are

forming a crew, and

we want you to be on it.

I'm in!

Really? You don't need to

hear anything else?

No.

Hey, check this out.

Like that? You like that?

Wait. Wait for it.

Wait.

Wait.

Wait. Wait.

Wait.

Wait.

Wait.

Wait.

Wait.

Don't hold your breath.

Wait.

Wait.

Okay.

Okay.

Lou coming on board already

made me feel more confident.

He's a strange fella, but

I'm happy he's on our team.

Did you know he was actually

banished from the Jewish faith?

It's true.

He's legally not allowed to

enter any temple in

North America or he'll get

forshneckered.

Which is a word I definitely

know the meaning of.

So who is this girl, Frankie?

If we're building a crew, she

has to be on it.

Trust me.

She's crazy.

Yeah, but like good crazy or

gonna be a liability crazy?

Will you relax?

Normally I'm the one who's

acting all strung out.

Just trust me.

Damn!

She single?

So liability crazy?

No.

That's just how she is.

Did you see that intensity

though?

We need that.

Yeah, I saw that intensity.

It was scary.

She looks like the f*ck'

wicker man.

Yeah.

She bonds like the wicker man

too.

You're an animal!

Here we go!

Two Americanos.

Frankie.

Cannot believe I'm looking at

you right now.

Thought I'd never see you

again after our last date.

I know. I know.

I had to handcuff you

though you were out of control.

It was the top of the

stratosphere, Frankie.

I could have f*cking died!

I almost suffocated.

Well then you should have used

the safe word.

I said Betty White's bush 15

times.

You weren't acknowledging it.

Look, we can go back and forth

on this all day.

Why are you here?

And who the f*ck are you?

I'm Bill Galanarri.

I'm sure you've heard of me.

I haven't.

Okay, to each his own.

Listen, Lisa, remember when we

were together

and you said that you wanted to

have a family

and not only that, you

wanted to protect that family.

Yeah?

Well, we're starting a family

and we want you to be in it.

Wait, really?

Yeah.

Just to clarify, this

isn't

like take the family down to

Cancun

twice a year type of family.

We're talking more of a crew, a

g*ng,

that's going to take this

city over one wave at a time.

Yeah, like a family that f*ck

each other.

No, no, not like that.

I'm thinking more like la Costa

Nostra.

La Familia. Capiche?

Cat-piss.

No, no, Capiche.

That's what I f*cking

said.

Hey, Lisa, this coffee is

interesting.

What did you put in here?

Oh, just some Stevia and

creamer and a few

tablespoons of my blood.

Oh, that's disgusting!

Why would you do that?

Now we really are family.

Get in, f*ck, because I'm in

you.

Did you f*cking cut yourself?

No.

I keep some of my blood in the

freezer.

Babies...

Okay, so that's two plus us

four makes six.

Nah, I still think we need one

more.

Everyone else I know is

either in jail or unavailable.

How are we going to find one

more?

How?

I'll tell you how.

The same way empires were built.

You know, Bill,

I'm all for thinking outside of

the cannoli,

but this seems like a

terrible way to build a crew.

Frankie, I've been

dreaming of doing this for

years.

It's the Coppola method.

What's that?

Francis Ford Coppola

cast Lenny Montana,

who was a real life mob

enforcer

as Luca Brasi and "The

Godfather."

He wasn't an actor, but he

k*lled that role.

So by that logic, if we hire a

real life actor and not a

gangster,

they'll be the greatest

f*ck' gangster of all time.

You think it'll work?

Frankie, who is that?

Oh, this? This is Sarah.

Cindy.

Cindy. We met on the way in.

We're gonna get married.

So you think it'll work?

Of course it'll work.

Besides, I put in the notice

that it's an open audition.

I mean, how bad could it be?

My name is Rev Tex.

Good morning.

Sir Philip Potpissle III.

I was in King Kong.

Voila, gringo.

And a gah! And a gah!

And a yah! Hah hah hah!

I get weary and sick of trying.

I'm Ken and I'm going to be

doing

a monologue by Kenneth

Washington.

Is he related to Denzel

Washington?

You know, one of our founding

fathers.

I am from Florida. I do have a

deviated septum.

I'm here to present William

Shakespeare's "Seven Ages of

Man."

From "As You Like It," you

motherf--

This is my ticket, my pay stub.

I'm tired of living but scared.

What do you mean by that?

Oh, you know, just

because the

name, obviously, is the same.

The name is the same? The name

is the same?

And the Lord said to me, "I am

the Lord."

I made the little tags that

they had.

So you snuck right in,

right?

Snuck right in.

I love you, Frankie!

But old man river, he

just keeps rolling

ahhhhhhhhh

What do you mean by that?

Like, are you asking if he's

black?

No. I hope he is black.

You might have put your d*ck in

a few holes

maybe you shouldn't have. Okay?

Look, did you have any

lines in there?

You f*cking ape. Drop dead.

Ahhhhhhh

(SINGING)

You don't know what sexy looks

like?

Sexy!

I could be a little baby. Is

that what you want?

Te gusta football?

I don't play football. I play

soccer.

Ahhhhhhh

We got off on the wrong

foot.

Can you- so you're doing a

monologue by Denzel's brother.

You never answered that part.

No.

Ahhhhhh-long!

Is that a dress?

No.

It's my father once told me, "If

you tell your boss to suck your

a*s,

you don't have to go in on

Monday morning."

What is this sh*t?

Oh, are

you here for auditions?

Auditions? I thought this was

a f*ck' ceremony to be made.

Uh,

well, yeah, sure. But, you

know, people got to audition.

Just got a bunch of f*cking

metagons auditioning to be in

the mob?

Let me tell you something. You

don't want

audition for the thing of ours,

okay?

You can't just go get f*cking

Joe Schmo, who's

in f*cking Jack in the Box,

and bring him in here and

f*cking tell him to

take this oath to the thing of

ours.

La Cosa Nostra

You ain't

got nothing to say?

Did we make sure he's not armed?

Of course he's not.

I mean, really, you're f*cking

just taking

everybody and anybody who's

dying to make

a f*cking quarter to be in this

thing. It doesn't work like

that.

Let me tell you something about

my junkie nephew Christopher,

okay?

I put him in this thing of

ours, and the whole

f*cking thing went to kaputz.

You know what Kaputz means?

It's probably bad.

It's something Jewish, I don't

know. But it's just not the

point.

The point is, this isn't how

you set up this thing of ours.

You f*cking find real men. All

right? You don't have real men

out here.

Look at this. I mean, really,

you got guys in

f*cking miniskirts trying

to be f*cking wise guys.

It's a little f*cking weird.

You all put forth a great

effort, and I truly appreciate

it.

However, there was only one

clear standout of the group.

Someone who has the

ruthlessness and aggression,

the befitting of a Galanarri.

You.

Me?

Yes.

You.

The f*cking guy in the skirt?!

Are you willing to give

your life for this family?

f*cking-A Paisan.

We got him. We got our Luca

Brasi.

What's your name, k*ller?

Mason.

Mason.

A real Italian name!

Mason! Mason! Mason!

Mason! Mason! Mason!

Mason! Mason! Mason!

f*ck this!

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, Mason!

Mason! Mason! Mason!

Hey guys, I'm Mason, and I'm

from

LA, or as I like to call it,

L-g*y!

I got my BFA from Juilliard.

My teacher's name was Jules.

He was this sassy b*tch from

Silver Lake who ran

an acting program out of his

backyard.

And had the best ketamine.

I graduated magna c*m laude,

because laudey did I c*m a lot!

Anyway, this seems like a

really fun group.

I've never done a mob show

before, so I'm super

excited to join the cast of

this silly little production.

This guy.

This guy right here.

A f*cking Italian stallion.

Frankie better watch out,

because there's a

new lady k*ller in town.

This is getting out of hand.

Do we have our out yet?

I've been messaging all day.

No answer yet.

Are you kidding me?

You know what you signed up for.

So quit complaining.

I'm a f*cking crackhead, Ron.

I had no idea what I signed up

for.

No one suspects you.

Just keep doing what you're

doing, besides we

were getting some really good

sh*t for Bill.

Good sh*t for Bill?

Who f*cking cares?

Well, hey, he is trying really

hard, and so while

I'm here, I really want to try

my best too.

Okay, but I just wanted to be

known that Michael

f*cking Bay was more

communicative

than your drag queen boss.

Wow.

I didn't realize I was

working with the Republican.

You take that f*cking back!

Keep your sh*t down.

Hey.

What are you guys doing in here?

Oh, we're

just pretending to be British,

mate.

Yeah.

G'day!

Shrimp on the barbie, ya daft c**t.

Dah, look!

I'm Charles Bronson.

I love

fighting and looking for a shag.

Whoa.

That was really good.

I was like, where did Ron go?

Listen up.

And listen good.

It's a new day.

A new era.

You have all been selected

because you are the

best of the best, and that's

what we need.

The best.

The cream of the crop.

The cream of the crop!

This city is wide f*cking open.

Nobody's gonna give it to us.

We have to be the ones who take

it.

And we will.

And we f*cking will.

Forget your past.

Forget everything that you used

to be.

Now you're a part of Baby Boy's

crew.

Now you are a Galanarri.

A f*cking Galanarri!

Frankie, can I talk to you for

a minute?

The hell are you doing?

What do you mean?

With the f*cking repeat?

I'm being your hype man.

It's distracting.

I don't need them hyped.

I need them to listen.

Bill, we want these people

to run through a wall for us.

Okay, first off, don't say

these people.

Second, they will run through a

wall for us.

That's why they're here.

Okay, full disclosure.

I smoked a joint and I had an

eight ball with

Kenny before I came here,

so I'm feeling a little anxious.

You're fine.

I'm just wondering because I

feel like there's a

boulder on my chest and I'm

just curious.

Are we like WAY in over our

heads here?

In over our heads?

We were born for this.

But how can we be sure?

Stop it.

You're acting like a lunatic!

How does everybody know that

I'm high?

Shut the f*ck up, okay?

Shut. The f*ck. Up!

Now, are there any questions?

Yeah, any f*cking questions?

Yeah.

Whose house is this?

Ours.

Cool.

So do you validate parking?

It's a neighborhood, Lou.

It's free parking.

So you don't have to pay?

No.

Amazing!

What a mitzvah!

Baruch Hashem.

God is good!

They're full of sh*t.

I guarantee you I get a f*cking

ticket.

So what's the plan?

Are we gonna rob some people?

Are we gonna take some hostages?

Are we gonna beat a guy up,

hold him down, and

then take turns sucking his

d*ck?

That sounds fun.

Uh, no.

No.

We're not gonna do that.

Even if we have to, I'm in.

Anything you need, boss,

I'll f*cking take care of it.

Mason, you're a f*cking angel.

So I did a little research, and

I found out that

most of these Italian mob guys

are just

dopey yes men.

Like, seriously, how did they

run the world for an entire

period?

They're so f*cking stupid.

But I will say this!

They are hot.

I mean, Caesar?

A stud.

That Frankie?

My god.

Okay.

So, if we're not mouthwiping

ween, what is the plan, boss?

Start with protection.

This is the easiest racket.

Every storefront that wasn't

already under

Galanarri control now needs to

know that they

need our help.

And they will pay us a hefty

fee to do it.

Then we hit the streets.

Every f*ck' dealer that's

making money selling

that sh*t needs to pay us,

otherwise they go in the

f*ck' ground.

We already got money coming in

from the bookies, the loan

sharks,

the casino heads, but nobody

does a thing.

Not a-

I'm sorry, can you remind me

when we go into tech?

You f*cking with me?

I am.

Gotcha.

They clearly like to stay

in character the whole time.

A pure naturalism production.

I haven't been this dope

since I was in "The Iceman

Cometh,"

which was a play about Richard

Kuklinski

cumming on all his victims'

faces.

All right, everybody.

Hands in.

One, two, three.

What the fu--

You know what?

I didn't explain that.

That's totally on me.

My bad.

So the Galanarri boys had a

crew.

Only problem was, now they had

to get results.

I'm nervous.

I've never actually done this

before.

I have.

Just prepare for things to get

messy.

The seven chakras

that we're going to be focusing

on are on this spinal column.

Hey, how can I help you, fellas?

I hear you use protection.

Excuse me?

Did you hear I said

"protection"?

Yeah, I heard you.

I just didn't know what you

meant by it.

Oh, well played.

All right, Lou, we tried.

Let's get out of here.

Frankie, not so fast.

You seem to be giving my

associate a hard time.

Oh.

Well, apologies, dear sir.

You know, that was not my

intention.

Yeah.

You know, how about we just

start this thing on over, huh?

How can I help you find

gentlemen today?

Okay.

Do you believe in destiny?

Well, you know, I do have a

girlfriend named

Destiny who works at the Rhino.

No.

No. Like cosmic destiny.

Oh, yeah, sure.

Well, it is your destiny to

do business with us here today.

Okay, well, what are you

selling?

Okay, let's talk turkey.

You're going to give us 25%.

25% for protection.

Protection from hoodlums.

Hoodlums.

Police.

The police.

Little green men who come

down and try to finger butt.

They didn't bring lube.

Anybody who comes in here

and tries to shake you down.

Okay, but you all are trying to

shake me down.

Okay, I'm sensing some attitude.

It just went up to 35%.

Okay, you know what?

Just get the f*ck out of here,

huh?

Both of you.

But you don't understand.

You need our protection.

From what?

From what?

From what?

Yeah.

Okay.

Okay, hit me!

From this!

Yeah.

Yeah, that's right.

Hold on.

Wait.

Wait.

Frankie, step back.

I didn't want to have to do

this!

You forced my hand!

You forced me!

You look what you made me do!

You gonna pay up?!

You gonna pay up now?

Your nose.

It-it's bleeding.

Yeah.

Bleeding?

Little nasty.

Oh sh*t.

Um, f*ck.

sh*t.

Uh, oh my god.

I'm, it doesn't normally do

that.

My nose had a nosh of Adderall

before I got here.

Do you have a facial tissue?

- No.

- You have a, Frankie?

I don't.

Frankie, Frankie, your facial

tissue.

f*ck.

I got you.

No.

Frankie, no!

The human body bleeds out in 15

seconds.

Just let me put pressure on it.

Let me help you!

That went well.

There's just no way.

I'm telling you.

It's the truth.

Well, I bet you a thousand

dollars.

I bet you a f*cking million

dollars.

You're gonna owe me a million

dollars then.

Lisa, Pedro Pascal is a real

person.

Oh yeah?

And then who's his dad?

f*cking Papa Crayola?

No!

Pascal, not pastel.

Okay, whatever, Biden.

Hold on.

Let's try this guy.

Get behind me in case he tries

to get cute.

Excuse me, sir!

Oh, what's up, Mr. Falcon?

You looking for a little...

Pick me up?

Pick me up?

You know, you got a lot of

nerve just f*cking

selling that sh*t in my city.

Oh yeah?

Who the f*ck do you think

you're talking to, son?

I'm telling you, bruv.

This is my city.

And I don't appreciate you

slanging that sh*t

without paying the piper.

Yeah?

Well, who the f*ck is the piper?

Baby boy, Bill Galanarri?

Pfft, ain't never heard of you,

son.

Oh really?

Yeah.

f*cking really, bruh.

Pfft!

Lisa, tell this punk about me.

Oh, I don't know much about him

either.

Seriously?

What happened to all that

family loyalty?

I just said that because I'm

going to f*ck your brother

again.

This brother's really hot.

Okay, listen, f*ck this.

You could sell wherever you

want,

but you're going to pay me a

fee.

A hefty fee.

Otherwise, you go in the

f*cking ground.

I would like to invest in you

as a person.

You seem like a reasonable guy.

Have you ever considered a life

coach?

Let me tell you something right

now, d*ck lips.

Don't ever show your face here

on this f*cking corner again,

or I'm going to gouge out your

f*cking eyes like

your name is Oberyn Martell.

Okay, okay.

Got it, jefe. Lisa.

Let's get the f*ck out of here.

Wait, wait, wait.

Excuse me.

Hey, me again.

Oberyn Martell is kind of a

deep cut. Are-

Are you a "Game of Thrones" fan

by chance?

f*ck yeah. I am.

Best show on television.

Totally agreed.

Totally agreed, especially that

last season.

Do you happen to remember the

actor who plays Oberyn Martell?

Of course I remember.

It's America's favorite daddy,

Pedro Pascal.

HA! I f*cking knew it.

See, he is real!

I told you! She thought he was

fake.

What a loser!

I'll f*cking k*ll you!

So the crew's not off to the

best start.

I just talked to Frankie.

They've hit 30 businesses,

none of whom are going to

pay us protection money.

That was the 10th dealer that

Lisa just attacked.

So we've basically gotten rid

of the drug problem in this

city.

But it's okay.

Growing pains.

I mean, even Meyer Lansky and

Lucky Luciano

didn't have it figured out in

the first week.

Oh, what the...

What the hell?

Oh my...

What the...

What...

Oh, Mason!

Well, Mason, what the hell?

So sorry.

f*ck came out of nowhere!

Came out of nowhere?!

I was parked!

Oh my god, boss.

I've been trying to find you

everywhere.

I got something for you.

So this guy that I used to

blow...

I mean, an associate of mine

from Wall Street

-just gave me a great tip.

-Uh-huh.

Not even Reddit has picked this

up yet.

A small energy company that

just went public

is about to be acquired by

Apple.

He said that they're going to go

up 400 points in the next 24

hours.

Manipulating the market.

That's brilliant, Mason.

You're a gem.

A true Galanarri at heart.

Thanks, boss.

I'm going to call my trustee

and have him move half

our assets into this stock.

Oh, this is great news.

Such great news.

So, bad news.

The guy that gave Mason the

stock tip

turned out to be a paranoid

schizophrenic.

Not only did the stock not go

up,

it dropped harder than Owen

Hart.

We're now down half our assets.

Sorry, guys.

Mason, it's not your fault.

If anything, I think we should

blame Frankie.

Me? What did I do?

You gave me the trustee's

number.

That was an irresponsible

decision considering you're

older.

Well, maybe you shouldn't

wager half our assets.

At least I tried.

What the f*ck have you done

lately for this crew?

Funny you should ask.

What do you mean?

I mean, your brother, Franklin

Roosevelt Gallinari, Jr.

on behalf of this crew,

robbed a f*cking bank!

$200,000 big ones!

How did you pull that off?

Because I'm a Galanarri.

I went to the bank.

I looked that p*ssy bank manager

right in his stupid f*cking

eyes,

and I said, "I want your money."

And he just gave it to me.

Badass.

Your intimidation.

I take it all back.

I'm proud of you, buddy.

Yeah, he had me sign

some papers,

and he said some blah, blah,

blah about monthly installments,

but then the f*ck cracked

and he just gave it to me!

Was it on a receipt?

What's a receipt?

f*ck practically begged me to

take it.

You stupid f*cking idiot!

You didn't rob a bank!

You took out a loan!

Wait.

What? No, no, I robbed a bank!

Unbelievable!

So not only are we down half

our assets,

but now we're an extra

$200,000 dollars in the hole,

and we've got a f*cking paper

trail!

That leads back to a bank.

Great job, numbnuts.

Yay!

Go, Frankie!

Lisa?

He wasn't actually

complimenting him!

Guys, look.

I think I pushed us to the

streets too quickly.

I think we're gonna have to

spend some time together, you

know,

build up our chemistry so

we could function as a unit.

Agreed?

Great. Uh, okay.

So what do you guys want to do?

We could catch a movie?

No.

It's too dark, and we

won't have a chance to talk.

Let's go camping.

No!

Not camping.

I can't be alone in the forest

at night.

Why?

Why?

Well, there's the Sasquatch

who I hooked up with once,

and he couldn't get it up,

so it's just gonna be really

awkward if we run into him,

so no.

I did bring my Switch if anyone

wants to play

Mario Party...

God, no!

Whoa, whoa.

First off, what is your

f*cking problem with a switch?

What is your problem with a

switch?

Hey, timeout

No, no

Guuuuuuuyyyyysssss!

Let's just get f*cking litty.

Yeah!

Let's be a family!

Blood oath, ride or die with

the Galanarris.

Oh my god!

f*ck!

-Okay!

-Oh god!

Let's go!

Go, go, go!

Let's uh- let's- let's- let's

rage, and then--

and then maybe we'll take her

to a hospital, OK?

Yeah.

Let go of my-

Stop splashing me.

Stop splashing me.

Stop splashing me!

We parted our collective nuts

off.

But the next morning, we

received a bombshell.

So fam, I know that

you've seen the headlines.

What a f*cking day.

The feds somehow gained

knowledge

of one of the most

secretive mob meetings in

memory,

raided it, and then

arrested Lexi Alotta, Joe

Legazzo,

and the big fish, Frank

Galanarri, Sr.

Everybody mark your calendars.

Organized crime in Vegas is

done.

Sin City. Is. Chalked!

Oh, vodka.

Vodka.

Vodka!

That's Vodka! What the f*ck...

So I just went online

and saw this hashtag,

"#NowWereFree" trending.

I guess all of these citizens

are all posting about the raid

and saying how- now that

everyone's been arrested,

the city is going straight and

things are going to get better,

and they're never going to

let something like this happen

again.

I have several messages from

casino owners and shop owners

and restaurant owners that

used to be under Galanarri

control

saying that they want out.

They've pulled out no more

money, no more flow.

And I just spoke to our banker.

All of our assets have been

frozen.

We are broke.

OK, guys.

We're in a little bit of

trouble because of the f*cking

internet.

We need to go out there and hit

the streets,

and we got to go now.

Dude, did you see our bank

account?

Yes, I saw our f*cking bank

account, Frank.

You just zip your lip and hit

the strip.

OK, this isn't even about

making a legacy anymore.

We need to make bread to

survive.

Guys, this might be a bad time

to tell you,

but I put acid in all of your

drinks.

f*ck yeah.

Ok, guys.

I cannot even begin to explain

the dire situation

that we are now in.

Ok, we got to go out there, and

we got to hit it,

and we got to hit it now.

This is the last straw.

Lisa, thank you very much

for making us all coffee.

But based on the previous

experiences,

I think we're going to pass.

OK, guys, where the f*ck is

Mason?

Oh, for f*ck's sake.

OK, guys, look.

I cannot even--

I have no more words.

OK, this is the worst--

Defcom worst Defcom, OK?

We got to get out there and hit

the streets.

We got to start making f*cking

money now.

Bill, Bill, I think we

need to get some sleep, man.

Oh, oh yeah.

Do you?

Do you think we need to get

some sleep?

-Yeah.

-Ok.

Oh!

How about now, tough guy?

Huh?

You think we need to get some

f*cking sleep now?

My little Kennys!

All of you, get the f*ck out of

here!

Are we sure this is a good idea?

We have no other choice.

We're broke.

Plus, this will be great for

the movie.

All right, do exactly what

I say and nobody gets hurt!

Hi.

Oh, it's... it's just me in

here.

My god, you're beautiful.

Oh, thanks.

Frankie, focus!

Don't use my name, Lou.

Stop staring at her tater tots,

Frankie!

Right.

Just give me the f*cking money!

Ooo, what money?

All right!

Enough of the attitude, shiva

baby, the money

in the cash register!

Oh, we don't have any cash.

We are a cashless shop.

Also, you're kind of

screaming, so if you could just

bring it down, we have

customers.

What are you, my mother?

Shut up!

Cool. Awesome.

Can I get a number five with

sprinkles, please?

Oh, yeah.

That's really good.

It's going to be $7.50.

Tell meet you at the end.

Sorry, I thought--

I thought you just said you

don't take cash.

Oh, we- we don't.

Um, we don't take cash.

Like, you do still have to pay?

Uh.

OK, so how am I supposed to do

that?

Uh, debit card, credit

card, gift card, Venmo, Zelle,

PayPal, Apple Pay, Zelle.

Well, where does that

money come from?

From your bank.

But my bank holds my cash.

You don't accept cash, so...

Mm-hmm, yeah.

And then they digitize the

cash so that you can send it out

electronically.

It's cool.

See, that's not true.

See, if I want cash, I go to my

bank for cash,

and then I ask for

cash, and they give me cash.

Yeah, because you asked for

cash.

But you can also transfer it

with your card or your phone

or literally any of the 12 apps

that I just sent.

How long has this been going on?

Years.

Well, no one f*cking told me!

What year is he from?

f*ck, enough of

this!

Listen, b*tch.

Ok.

I will cut your f*cking head

off unless you give us

something!

Samples?

Ooh, definitely.

Do samples.

I'll still taste sprinkles.

I can give guys like extra

samples.

Chocolate vanilla.

What the f*ck?

I mean, literally, what the

f*ck?

It's just all kept falling

apart.

So what are you saying?

That you got nothing?

You guys got NOTHING!

I mean, you can have the rest

of mine.

Oh, wow.

What a guy.

I'm still hung over, you

imbecile.

Now get out of my sight!

Idiots!

Hey, boss?

Lou, do you have to scream?

Sorry.

Sorry.

Hey, I got this idea to

make some fast cash, but--

It's gonna be dangerous.

I eat danger for f*cking bre--

For f*cking--

Tickets, Rosh Hashanah tickets!

Hello, I got three tickets

right down in front.

Rabbi's practically spitting on

you!

Where are you going?

Tickets!

Tickets, Rosh Hashanah tickets!

This is so f*cking lame.

No, it is not.

Scalping is incredibly ill*gal.

Al Capone would be proud of us.

Hey, tickets, you look

like you need a fresh start,

Rosh Hashanah.

I don't know about this, Bill.

This doesn't seem very

gangster-y.

Will you just shut the

f*ck up and sell the tickets?

You know, you've been a real

d*ck to me.

Oh, yeah?

I don't know if you know this,

brother,

but we are in deep sh*t.

Hey!

What do you think you're doing

here?

Don't worry.

I've got this.

Hello, my sister!

I didn't know I'd run into

another member of the mishpocha

today.

How are you?

Don't get cute with me.

Are you scalping tickets to

temple?

Of course I am.

You know how hard it is to

get a ticket this time of year?

You need to get out of here

right now.

I want all of you out of here

right now.

OK, how about this?

You leave, and I'll give you

one for free, right up front.

Listen, you walking garbage

pale--

Oh, I recognize you.

I've seen you stream you that

ex-Mossad

who got excommunicated.

I'm getting my husband.

Oh, sh*t.

Honey!

Oh, you are lucky my IBS is

through the roof.

Otherwise, I would break your

ba*ls

like afikoman on Pesah.

Honey!

All right, I'm here.

I know.

What? What?

Why are you screaming?

These heathens are scalping

tickets to Temple.

All right, but we can use

our inside voices, yeah?

This isn't Brooklyn, right?

Don't you say that tone with me!

No?

What about this tone?

Be a man and DO something about

this!

OK, all right.

My friends, I must ask you to

leave.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,

whoa.

Why are you acting like a

little f*cking narc, Moishi?

That is not my name.

Oh, well, it was worth a shot.

Look, we are not the kinds of

people

you want to be messing with.

Now, we'll leave, but you're

going

to have to make us leave,

starting with me,

you little b*tch.

My friend, I do not wish to get

violent with you.

Well, I do wish to get violent.

Sorry, that came out weird.

I do wish to get violent.

Rumble?

Rumble.

It's a rumble!

Well, we formed this crew about

a week ago.

In that time, we've lost

control of every f*cking asset

this family has had.

The banks and casinos won't

return my calls.

We have no money, no reputation.

I just got beat up by

f*cking Jew Claude Van Damme.

And to make matters

worse, I just read this online.

Organized crime over.

Not like "what does the future

hold?"

It literally says organized

crime over.

There's one mention of my

father in this article.

You want to know what it says?

When he wasn't too busy

murdering,

Don Gallinari proudly

supported his now deceased son,

Donnie,

Forbes' number one ranked rodeo

clown.

Doesn't say anything in here

about me,

about me being the new face of

crime.

I don't exist.

This movie is literally

supposed to be about my- uh-da-

OUR legacy.

And the only usable footage we

got

is when Frankie swore me in as

the new Don.

What?

God damn it, Kenny.

No, it's fine.

Sorry, I'm just tired and

stressed.

You know, I thought this was

going to be easier.

I thought I was going to like

it more,

but just a big ol' ball of

emotion.

I remember Bill was really

struggling in that moment.

And even though he's a

criminal, I had a burning desire

to make him feel better.

You know, I heard this story in

the bureau once.

Bureau?

Yeah, the Bureau of Indian

Affairs, where I volunteered.

Oh, go on.

It was told to us once that the

best way

to show true leadership is

through a big act of faith.

You have to show them that

you're not afraid to take

charge.

Like karaoke?

That's an idea, sure.

Doesn't have to be that idea.

Just something that unites you

to them, something

like a bonding experience.

Yeah, I like that.

Thanks, Ron.

You know, you've become a

really good friend to me in

this.

You both have.

I wouldn't have been able

to do it without you guys.

We feel the same way, bud.

Enough of this f*cking crying.

I'm going to show them that I

could do it.

That I could be a leader.

I mean.

This is our city!

And we're going to f*cking take

it.

That's the spirit.

We're gonna k*ll somebody

together!

What's that now?

All right!

Listen up!

A great man once told me

that the best way for a crew

to come together was an act of

faith,

an experience to bond over.

That is why I brought you all

here today.

Ah, sh*t!

We're not doing karaoke, are we?

No.

I mean, f*ck that, gayness.

So then what are we doing here,

Bill?

Lisa, bring him in!

Whoa!

This here is the chief of

police.

And we're going to f*cking k*ll

him.

Whoa.

Wait, really?

Yes.

This will be how this

city knows we mean business.

By making our bones together as

a family!

How did you manage to

capture the chief of police?

Lisa took care of it.

By the way, the chief...

Wait, Bill, are you sure about

this?

I am.

All of our failures don't

matter after this.

Now,

who wants to be the one who

bonds us?

Your Don demands blood!

Frankie, get over here and do

this.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

No, I don't want to f*cking

k*ll anybody.

OK, fine, Lou.

The only thing I'm k*lling is

my mom's dream

of being a grandmother.

Wait, didn't you k*ll your wife?

You said that.

You said that!

Mason?

Uhhhhhhh.

Seriously?

OK, so nobody wants to do it.

I'll do it.

OK, fine, look.

We're going to do Eenie

Meenie, and the last person

picked

has to k*ll the chief.

I said I'll do it.

No, dude,

Eenie Meenie is so biased.

Biased against who?

Let's flip a coin.

I like that.

No, no, we can't flip a coin.

There's five of us.

It'll take too long.

Actually, there's seven of us.

No, no, no.

Kenny and Ron don't count.

They're filming.

Seriously, I'll do it.

OK, well, let's say we do flip

a coin.

Who provides the coin?

Wait, what does that matter?

I'm just saying, I haven't had

a chance to stream while we've

been here, so I don't think

it's fair if I provide the coin.

No one said you have to provide

the coin.

And if you gave us the

coin, you would get it back.

Would I, Frankie?

Would I?!

All right, everyone, listen.

Everyone shut the f*ck up, OK?

We're not flipping a f*cking

coin.

We're not doing eenie f*cking

meenie.

I'll do it.

Why is no one acknowledging me?

Any last words before I blow

your head off, puta?

Bill, he has a bag over his

head.

He can't say anything.

Shut the f*ck up, Frankie!

I'm just saying.

No, I'm just saying!

Why are you always trying to

undermine me, huh?

Why can't you just listen to me

once?

Come on,

guys. Don't fight.

Mind your business, Ron.

Frankie, I'm the Don.

Now, I'm telling you to do this.

Now do it.

Dude, no.

You know what?

Pop was right.

You are a Mary, a f*cking

crybaby.

f*ck you, man.

No, f*ck you!

You think Donnie would have

hesitated

when he was doing that

tightrope act of Pahrump?

You've got to have a k*ller

instinct!

Donnie is dead, Bill!

Well, I wish it was you!

I can't believe you would

f*cking say that to me.

I always thought it was

supposed to be us versus the

world.

It was.

Until you decided that the

world was too intimidating for

you

to try.

Too intimidating?

The only reason I did this, the

only reason

I ever did any of this,

was to be close to you, Bill!

Dad treats me like dirt.

Donnie is dead.

Mom doesn't even know how I

f*cking like my eggs!

And I thought you were

different.

But you know what?

Today, you proved something to

me.

You proved that you don't

care, and you never f*cking did.

How could I care about you,

Frankie?

You are a f*ck.

Now wait a minute.

Don't you think you're being a

little harsh?

It's a little much, Bill.

Oh, you think I could have

a f*ck what you two think?

You're my lackeys.

How dare you call me a wh*re.

He didn't call you a wh*re.

Oh, what do you know?

A white man sticking up for

another white man.

I'm shocked.

You know what?

I should have expected this

from this psychopath,

but not you, Lou.

I thought you had pride in what

we were doing.

I did have pride.

But today, you've shown your

true colors, Bill.

A Shanda.

A Shanda.

f*ck. You.

Seinfeld was awful.

I-- I-- I--

You cross the line, Bill.

You f*cking crossed the line,

Bill.

You

can't say that to a Jew.

He's not a Jew.

The Jewish faith vanished him.

He's an outcast.

Oh, there he goes.

Hey, they'll let the door hit

you on the vag*na on the way

out.

And by the way, I've eaten at

Canters,

and the food there is overrated!

You're a monster.

Does no one care that we have

no money, no buzz,

no reputation?

Nobody cares.

I'm the only one!

Bill, why are you acting like

this?

I bet Mason cares.

Tell 'em, Mason!

Yeah, sorry.

This might be a bad time, but I

need someone

to sign my equity sheet?

E tu, Mason?

Don't quote Shakespeare to me,

b*tch.

It's pretentious.

You cannot speak to me like

this.

I am your Don.

You may

have that title.

But you'll never be anything

close to a real Don.

I am more than anything and

everything that you'll be.

You know what?

Dad was right.

I may be a crybaby, but at

least I own that.

But he was also right about

something else.

You are a fraud!

Have a nice life, Bill.

Cindy, let's get out of here.

Did anyone else see you there?

Fools!

I am surrounded in a room of

fools.

Well, I won't be the fool

when I blow this m*therf*cker's

head off!

Get away from me!

You're all a disappointment to

your father!

This movie is over!

So he hasn't moved.

So big c*ck, huh?

So big.

SO big.

OK.

Do you want to see it?

-Yeah.

-Ok, let's go.

Bill.

Bill, stop it.

Why are you acting like this?

Because they're right, Ron.

Everybody's right.

Frankie, my dad, the f*cking

internet.

I'm a fraud.

I thought I was this tough as

nails gangster.

I thought people trembled

when they heard my name.

I thought I was contributing to

this family.

But I'm not.

I'm a nobody.

And all I did was prove it.

Drinks?

You buying?

I could take one in the

mouth for a couple of brewskis.

I just don't know how

everything got out of hand so

fast.

You're telling me.

Now Lisa chick is saying

I already knocked her up.

No, I mean with Bill.

Oh.

He's was so stoked for this

movie. For him

to blow up on everyone and

run like that and...

and run like that.

Not everyone can handle the

pressure.

I mean, look at Clinton and

Lewinsky.

A little bit of heat, and

now no one can blow their boss.

The good news is Bill's blow up

gave us our out.

Yeah, I guess.

Just don't feel right.

What do you care?

I don't know.

It just felt like we were

doing something important.

Well, we did.

I'm sure dumb f*ck will be

super pleased with us.

What was his name again now?

Butt plug, c*m rug.

Humbug.

That's it.

No, no.

Humbug.

He's here.

OoooOOoo huh huh!

Boop-boop-be-doop!

Boop!

Well, if it isn't tweedle d*ck.

And tweedle nuts.

Sup, fellas?

What's up?

We've been f*cking undercover.

Why aren't you responding to my

messages?

You know how it is.

So busy at the bureau.

Plus, after the raid, we

decided to celebrate.

And want some?

And you didn't think it

was necessary to pull us out

after the mission was

accomplished?

Look, I'm gonna come straight

with you.

Totally forgot about you.

You forgot about us?

Yeah, you're just being

so

annoying with your constant

messages, checking in every

hour,

asking me if I listen to

"Cowboy Carter."

Of course I did!

You said you wanted constant

access.

For the case.

Not your life, Ron.

Kenny and I are the ones who

are putting our necks on the

line.

We're the ones that found out

the location for the meeting.

Without us, that raid never

even happened.

Ok, look, it all worked

out, right?

Look, you're alive.

I became a big hero.

Looks like you didn't even need

me.

You know what?

I have another undercover case

for you boys.

You're going to be my aces in

the hole.

Are you serious?

You're not going to credit us,

like, at all?

f*ck yeah, I'm serious.

I'm not going to give you any

credit.

You want to know why?

Because nobody likes you, Ron.

You f*cking suck!

Ok, but I can tolerate you.

And this is going to be a

brand new era for us, Ok?

You do all the dirty work.

I get all the credit.

This is a pretty good plan.

What do you say?

How's this for a plan?

You can take your era and your

dirty work

and your perfectly long,

perfectly tucked c*ck,

and you can shove this--

We don't tuck anymore

It's taped in my scrotum.

- Really?

- Yep.

Doesn't matter!

You can take this job and

you can shove it up your a*s!

I never liked it.

I didn't even want it.

I don't need it.

Plus, I finally found

something that I'm passionate

about.

And more importantly, I found a

group

of good people who actually

care about me.

Not like you.

Not like anyone else at the FBI.

You guys always made me feel

cheap, like I wasn't enough.

But you know what?

I am enough!

So suck my a*s.

It's my birthday.

Ron, wait a minute!

Ron!

What do you want, Kenny?

Dude, what you just did was bad

a*s.

That took guts.

I mean, not only did you

tell your boss to suck your a*s,

but you just stuck it to the

FBI.

That's literally the most metal

thing ever.

Listen, I was wrong about you.

I've been in this business a

long time,

and I can tell you you've got

talent.

So let's f*cking do it.

I'm with you.

Let's find the boys, finish the

movie,

and give the Galanarris

the send off they deserve.

Humbug didn't pay any money,

did he?

Not one cent.

Plus, I'm pretty sure I

just got evicted from my home,

so I've got nowhere to go.

You're all right, Kenny.

So what do we do?

We do what we've been doing.

We document.

Ah!

Ah!

Ooh!

Ooh!

You?

What are you doing here?

We're putting the family back

together.

Family? What family?

We've been together for like...

for like a week, Ron.

I know, but the movie.

We were so close to getting it

done.

Why should I care?

Bill just proved himself

to be another anti-semite.

He insulted me.

All he did was say that

Seinfeld isn't that good.

Are we going to have another

problem here?

Lou, we were a part of

something.

Something great.

Now I know that Bill said

some mean things to everyone,

and it probably wasn't

warranted, but--

Yeah.

Look, a man has few

chances to be a part of

something

great in his life, and I

think that this is our chance.

But we're not complete without

you.

You complete us, please.

I'm sorry.

I cannot.

I'll subscribe to your channel.

Ok.

I'm in.

Lisa, we want you back.

Why should I come back?

Lisa, we were part of

something.

Something great.

Now I know that Bill said some

pretty mean things to people,

but--

Ok, stop.

I'll come back.

You don't want to hear the end

of my speech?

I mean, it was pretty good.

I'm literally going to blow my

f*cking brains out

-if you keep talking.

-Heard.

Like the sound of your voice

makes my vag*na

want to close forever.

My vag*na feels like FAO

Schwartz right now.

Understood.

You know the term "6 to

midnight"?

Well, I just went f*cking "12

to 6."

Ok.

I get it.

Do you want some coffee?

Mason just texted.

He said he's in, as long as we

help him film an audition later.

Yes.

All right.

Now we just need to find the

boys.

Well, they're not at home.

I hid some cameras in

there to watch Frankie sleep,

and there's been no movement

in there for over 12 hours.

Bill's phone is dead.

Ok.

If I was a sad Italian man,

where would I be?

How did you guys find me?

We stereotyped.

It's quicker.

Well, if you must know, this

Tony Danza's Pizzeria

has the nicest bathrooms in

town.

No judgment.

It's true.

I've actually never seen the

restaurant part.

Well, now that you guys are

all here, I'd like to apologize.

I'm sorry I got you guys

caught up in my personal crisis.

Sorry I let you all down.

You did not let us down.

Bill, you brought us together.

We created something, and

now we want to finish it.

Even if we do, this movie's a

flop.

I mean, nobody wants to watch a

crime documentary

about a family that is

inept at committing crimes.

Who cares about that?

You tried.

You stepped up to the plate,

and you gave it your best

effort.

That is more than most people

do.

I care.

This was my dream to give up,

to not be able to achieve it.

It just... it hurts.

Oh, get over yourself!

Look, Bill, not everyone

is destined for greatness.

Success isn't just about

getting the girl, saving the

day,

or winning the race.

Sometimes true success,

true love, is just being there.

It's about support.

Yeah, it's not over yet, Bill.

The only one stopping you is

you.

Kenny's right.

Sometimes dreams don't come

true,

but sometimes something better

comes along.

Wouldn't you rather fail

trying to do something you love,

rather than not try it all?

I know I would.

Me too.

Me too.

Thanks.

Thanks, guys.

That's really sweet.

Now come on.

What's next, boss?

I don't know.

I don't know what to do.

Sure you do.

You love movies, so what

happens next?

Frankie.

We've got to find Frankie.

We already tried.

We couldn't find him.

I know where to find him.

You were the only one who

didn't think I was an idiot,

Donnie.

Any time I would mention the

franchise wars

or how hot I thought Helen

Mirren was, you would listen.

Oh, and rest in peace, Helen.

Donnie, if you want to

shack up with Helen in heaven,

you have my blessing.

I know I called dibs after we

saw "Calendar Girls"

but I think she would want it

this way.

I miss you, bro.

I miss you more and more each

day.

It's lonely here without you.

Frankie?

Bill?

What are you doing here?

We were looking for you.

I figured you'd be here.

What are you doing over there?

I'm paying my respects to

Donnie.

But Donnie's over here, man.

God damn it!

Did they move him again?

Jeez, this place is so annoying.

Look, Frankie, I'm sorry.

I can't even begin to tell you

how sorry I am.

I would rather no one know my

name

than lose sight of the one

person who always believed in

me.

I love you, Frankie.

I don't want any of this if

it's not with you.

I'm sorry, too, Bill.

I am.

But I got to tell you something.

What's that?

I don't want this anymore.

I never did.

My life was great before,

just chilling with my bro,

getting paid to hang out,

getting laid,

getting paid to get laid.

And then all of this

responsibility started, and...

it's just not the

responsibility that I wanted.

I know, which is why I have

good news for you.

There was an abandoned lot for

sale.

You're in the car wash

business, buddy!

Car washes clean up!

They sure do.

And now it's your time to clean

up.

But Bill, I don't understand.

This must have cost a fortune.

Where did you get the money?

Fortunately, we had $200,000 in

cash

to put as a down payment.

I forgot my bank robbery!

No, it was a loa--

yep, your bank robbery.

You trusted me, believed in me

at every turn.

Now it's my turn to believe in

you.

I love you, Frankie.

I love you, baby boy, Bill

Galanarri!

Pardon me.

Don't mean to interrupt this

very sweet moment.

But did you just call him "Baby

Boy Galanarri"?

Yeah, I did.

That's my brother.

Wow.

That is incredible.

This is Officer Hansen.

We got him.

What?

What is she-- ow, ow.

Bill Galanarri, I'm placing you

under arrest

for the m*rder of our chief of

police, Lian Neeson.

Anything you say can and

abso-f*ck-lutely will

be used against you in a court

of law.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,

wait.

You're telling me the chief of

police's name is Liam Neeson?

No, Lian with an N.

Learn to listen, son of Sam.

Oh, please.

I don't look anything like

that innocent American hero.

You know what? You're right.

You're a way better looking

than that guy.

Oh, oh, oh.

Ok, look, look, this doesn't

make any sense.

I didn't sh**t him.

sh**t him?

You know what you did, you sick

f*ck.

You beat his d*ck till his

heart stopped,

then you threw up on him.

People like you make me sick,

even red hot cases like

yourself.

Get him out of my sight.

Oh, wait, ow, ow.

Don't worry, Bill.

My cousin's wife is a divorce

lawyer!

Holy sh*t.

He actually did it.

No, he didn't.

He ran out.

I went after him.

Do you think he could have gone

back in?

I guess.

I just can't believe he

actually did it.

I'm shocked.

Yeah, seriously.

What a f*cking freak.

Who the f*ck would do something

like this?

Lisa told us

later that she had done it,

but threatened to chop off

all of our heads if we ratted.

Fortunately, none of us did.

Neither did Bill.

In fact, Lisa being a psycho

became his crowning moment.

Bill became a legend after that.

The k*lling of the police chief

was so despicable

that the entire city knew his

name

and trembled when they heard it.

Fam, I sit here ready to make

amends.

I could not have been more

wrong.

This Baby Boy is a nut job.

He's a maniac.

He was set to serve life in

prison for the crime,

but the courts kept him on

permanent house arrest

to keep him out of prison,

out of fear of what he'd

do to the other prisoners.

Bill had made it, and the town

that went straight

went back to being shitty.

Independent businesses,

drug dealers, rival gangs,

basically anyone doing anything

shady

would send weekly checks to

Bill's house

asking for protection.

Terrified that he would beat

their dicks if they didn't.

Oh, and the banks also unfroze

his accounts too,

and renamed their

facilities after him in good

faith.

I mean, even the f*cking

internet sang Bill's praises.

The crew remained close, but

all found success

doing their own things after

Bill's arrest.

Latka Lou kept streaming,

but because he was associated

with Bill,

his numbers quadrupled.

Oh, yes!

Suck it, Jacob! I f*ck' told

you!

f*ck' winner!

Mason got cast in a Broadway

play

after the crew helped him film

an audition.

Why are you failing me?

Great, and then you're at

like a six.

Can you do it at like a 15?

Why are you failing me?

He'll be in the revival

of David Mamet's "Oleanna,"

playing... Oleanna.

We're all gonna go opening

night.

Meanwhile, Frankie's car wash

took off with flying colors.

He also married Lisa, who he

lets her run it

so he can stay at home with

Bill and just hang.

Lisa also agreed to an open

relationship with Frankie,

with the only stipulation

being that if she ever got him

in bed with someone else, she

could either join

or k*ll them both.

I guess it just depends on how

she feels.

Oh, and here's something sweet.

An FBI agent negotiated a

deal so that the Don could

visit

Frankie and Bill once a week.

I mean, it helped that the

FBI agent was being blackmailed

by a former FBI agent who

had video of him doing drugs

at a bar, but looking beautiful

doing it.

Boys, you really proved me

wrong.

You turned it all around, and

Bill, our family

had never been more respected,

and I know

it's all because of you.

Thanks, pal.

And Frankie, I hear the car

wash is doing great.

We are.

Last semester, we qua-tripled

our earnings.

I love hearing that.

Excellent.

Why was the father's

heart to see his boys succeed.

Now, I know I've been

hard on you two in the past,

but I am proud of you guys.

Very proud.

And I know Donny would be proud

of you guys too.

Oh, wow.

Yeah, I think, guys, I think

that's it.

I think that's our movie.

We can cut it there.

And as for me,

Kenny and I started a

production company.

I went to film school and got a

degree.

It only cost me $78,000.

That's not bad.

Sorry, per semester.

$78,000 per semester.

But an art degree is worth it.

And I get to do what I love now.

When we edited the footage,

made the movie,

it's called "This Is Our City."

We submitted it to hundreds of

film festivals,

including Sundance and Cannes.

One critic called the project

"Unwatchable."

But referred to me as this

generation's Billy Chaplin,

which if you didn't know,

is Charlie Chaplin's brother,

who also k*lled a

schoolyard full of children in

Oh, I think that

was a bad thing!

Cheers, boys.

Yeah!

Mm.

What is this we're drinking,

you guys?

It tastes a little funky.

I don't know.

Yeah, me either.

But, I'll ask Lisa, she mixed

it for us.

Oh no.

Wait, this tastes...

Oh.

What the f...

So, if we're not...

Pipin' p*nis.

What is the plan?

Let go of the knife.

Stop it, let go of the knife!

(screaming)

That's the end of that!

f*ck, f*ck, f*ck, f*ck, f*ck.

So, so, so, so.

So, if we're not slobbin' knob

Oh f*ck, I forgot my line.

Yeah, it's okay.

So, if we're not slobbin' knob

I'm not a big fan of overly

complicated

Kubrickian plots and that

one was really hard to finish.

Well, what was it?

Jaws?

And that one was way over my

head.

What was it?

Jaws.

We're gonna get it.

So, if we're not slobbin' knob

What is the plan, boss?

Speeding.

Slate.

Scene 42.

A little higher

Scene 42.

So, if we're not pipin' peen.

So, if we're not pipin' peen,

what is the plan?

Okay, let's cut.

So, if we're not

mouthwipin' ween, what is the

plan?

Oh, f*ck yes!

Suck it Jacob, I f*cking told

you I'd win!

f*cking loser.

Would a virgin do this?

f*cking idiot.

Oh, yes, f*cking winning,

winning.

Yeah, f*cking told you b*tch.

cut!

I f*cking told you.