27x07 - No Shirt, Boat Shoes, No Sanity

[bunniefuu]

- Previously on the real world...

- Have you had sex with anybody since I've been gone?

- I have...and I'm sorry. [Giggles]

- So emily hooked up with somebody else

And I'm absolutely furious.

What day you coming down here?

- Not gonna get played and if I'm gonna have to go through

That with emily, I'm gonna make damn sure

That robb has to go through that too.

Max will be returning to the virgin islands.

- You're bed's gonna be dancing later.

- What? Whoa!

- Trey looks really good naked.

- I feel like we're a little distant,

Like, figuratively and literally.

- I don't know where we stand.

There's another girl involved.

I don't wanna be your second choice.

I don't wanna share anybody.

- I would rather slow down than stop it completely.

I really feel like the ball's in your court.

- I hate you. - I hate me too.

- This is the true story... - My man robb.

- Of seven strangers... - Get outta here!

- Picked to live on an island... - h* h* h*!

- And have their lives taped... - Oh, no!

- To find out what happens... - Laura!

When people stop being polite...

- Hey, woman! - And start getting real.

- Let's keep it real. - Look what I caught.

-The real world... -Yes!

- St. Thomas! [Laughter]

- Latoya? - Marie?

- Would you consider yourself brown or desert sand?

- Desert sand.

[Phone rings]

- Who is it? - Hi, can I talk to robb?

- Speaking. - Oh, hey, sorry, what's up?

- What's up? - So I'm just gonna

Be honest with you. - All right.

- My heart is telling me that I should come

And visit you and, like, try to fix things,

But my head is telling me I would be an idiot

To go where I'm not wanted. - It's your call.

I mean, I'm not gonna-- I'm not getting over this

Any time soon.

Emily hooked up with somebody back at home

And I'm just not okay with it.

- Is it gonna be just forced,

Like, awkward interaction between us?

- I--honestly, I don't know.

- So you're not excited?

- Realistically, I mean, not as much, no.

- All right. I'm coming.

- All right. - We need to fix things.

And if you don't want to see me after the first night,

Then I'll figure something out.

All right. - All right, I'll talk to you.

- Bye. - Bye.

[Slams table]

[Metal clatters]

- Emily comes here next week and robb hooks up with her,

Then I'm done with this bull[bleep].

All right, ladies, plates.

- Anything I can help with? - No.

- All right, does everyone want sausage?

I assume so.

- Do you want me to start putting them on the table?

- Yeah. - All right.

- I know marie is mad that robb has been talking to emily

And that she's supposed to come visit.

- This is crazy.

- Water? Is that mine or yours?

- Thank you, marie. - Thank you so much, marie.

- I think marie just needs to tell robb how she feels

And that she does not want emily to come,

Because she does really care for him.

Thank you very much, marie, though.

- Marie did a great job.

- I'm really [bleep] annoyed.

I'm so fed up, I don't even know if I want to anymore.

Every day that it [...] Gets closer

That girl from back home is coming,

She gets all pissy.

And if I saw any of this coming or happening,

I wouldn't have even invited her.

- This wasn't news to anyone, like...

Everyone knew that you had a girl back home.

- Yeah. - I'm gonna tell you right now,

If you think she's being distant and everything now,

My suggestion to you is, you really sit down

And have a conversation with her.

Kind of mentally prepare for her coming.

- Yeah.

- Are we okay? - Yeah, I'm fine.

- I said areweokay?

- I obviously don't want her here.

I'm totally getting played. Whether you, like, think it

Or not, like, I'm getting played.

- Tell me-- - have you mentioned me once?

- No. - No? Getting played.

- It's not like you told max about me, and he's coming.

- I don't know. - This sucks.

- It does and...

- This is such bad timing.

- This is gonna be so weird.

She's gonna come here, like, she's gonna be in our house.

Knowing myself, I'm probably gonna, like, hate you.

No offense. - It's okay.

No offense taken.

Would you believe me, if I saw this happening,

I wouldn't have invited her down?

- Yes. - As long as you know

That I'm not trying to, like, be, like, a scumbag

By having her come down.

- So do you think I'm a scumbag

For having max come down? - No.

I understand where the--where the thought process came from.

Still love me, girl? - Yeah.

- I love you, too. - Next week?

- Still love you. - Not so much.

- So what is there to do on a sunday night?

- I'm gonna go dance salsa.

I'm a little rusty, man.

Oh, I haven't danced in, like, a month.

- Swift is a showman.

He walks around with his chest high.

- [Humming]

- He checks himself in the mirror every two seconds.

- When you first learn salsa, it's mad hard.

- Getting under my skin.

- [Laughs]

Oh, great.

- Ooh, boob.

Nipple always pops out a little bit.

- [Mumbles indistinctly]

- Hmm, I smell good.

- Whenever you two are ready, the boat is here,

So just let me know.

All right? - Okay.

- Bye, trey. - Where are you going?

- Um...some salsa place.

- Salsa? Are you going to dance?

- I don't really know what I want from trey right now.

He has a girl back home, so I can have a good time,

Have a few drinks, enjoy myself.

See you later. - All right, have fun.

I'll see you when you get back. - All righty. Bye, guys.

- Laura's going out tonight without me,

And honestly it doesn't bother me one bit.

- Swift.

Girl, you're slow.

- Ladies night. - Did you forget your tampons?

- Oh. - [Laughs]

- You're not gonna use them, so come on.

- I'm good.

- ♪ Ooh, na-na-na yeah

- Tonight, you have to go slow, because I've curled my hair

Four times because it loses my curls so fast.

[Upbeat techno music]

♪

- Water also affects sound.

♪

[Crickets chirping]

♪

- You was getting down, laura. - Yo.

- Like, I had a lot of fun and it was just us three tonight.

- Exactly.

♪

Both: whoo!

♪

- Honestly-- - can I talk to you?

- Wow, you look drunk. - Okay, that's fine.

- No, I'd rather-- I'd rather--wow.

How about I talk to you when you're sober?

- I'm not drunk at all, trey.

- It just--it just makes a little more sense, that's all.

- Go and ask all of them! I'm not drunk at all.

- All right.

Oh, my god.

I'm not gonna walk around the entire yard and do laps

Like it's a damn nascar race to try to chase her.

Well, if you guys haven't noticed, laura and I

Haven't even slept in the same bed the past two days

Because, you know, we've had serious conversations.

We're both kind of confused with the situation

And we both agreed to slow down.

It's really none of anybody's business in the house,

But I'm sharing with you guys just because it looks

Like it's an issue right now.

But I'm trying to handle it as maturely as I can.

Some people are not going to agree with the fact

That I have a girl at home and that laura is here.

But just so everybody knows, it's clear,

She can stop talking to me at any time that she wants.

- I think trey is grimy.

I think he's sleazy.

And I don't respect him when it comes to women.

- I was excited to come back

And I thought he would be sleeping,

And I wanted to, like, sneak in and give him a hug.

- Don't let somebody here ruin your time because you--

Honestly, I'm really upset that I missed out

On you and swift tonight, extremely jealous.

- Tonight was the best night I've had...

The whole entire time we've been here.

The best night.

- Don't let someone k*ll that for you then.

- It's too late. It's already gone.

- All right, I'm not gonna sit here and preach to you

Because that's not-- would not be helpful.

But there's gonna come a time where, like, you need

To realize what's going on. - What do you mean?

- Comes down to maybe him being, like, confused

About what's going on with him and whoever else from home.

- Chelsea. - If he's gonna act

Like that towards you, then you shouldn't--

Don't get upset over him.

Girl power.

- I love you. - Love you.

- Coming up onthe real world...

- Go out the [bleep] door! - Trey, stop!

- You just sat here and lied to my face!

[Bleep] off!

- Hey, lee. - We're heading to frenchtown.

- To the frenchtown, lee.

- Good afternoon.

- Lizard. - Oh, my gosh.

I'm moving.

Get him out of here.

- Get out of here.

- Get him! - I'm not laura.

I'm not the lizard queen.

Do you know what I realized?

Laura is just completely boy crazy.

We can try to help her, I guess, but, like, it's not gonna work.

- No. - He treats her

Like garbage, though.

What does he do for her?

- I think the reason why everybody thinks

He treats her like garbage is because he's brutally honest.

You know what I'm saying?

- But I'm talking about, like, what does he do for her

That she's so obsessed with him?

With, like, robb, like, honestly, like,

He, like, takes care of me in a sense.

- Yeah. - You know what I'm saying?

- He does. - Trey does absolutely nothing

For that girl. - Yeah.

- I just, like, feel sad for her.

Like, I just want her to, like, wake up.

Women should, like, learn to respect themselves

More than that.

- It's a matter of respect and it's a matter

Of knowing your self-worth.

You have to, you know, realize that your worth more than that.

- Like, one day, like, I don't know,

I think it's just gonna blow up.

- Oh, it is.

- You know, like, you can't just, like, disregard

Your feelings like that.

- Yeah.

- Yeah, little man. - All right.

- Thank you.

- Let's go, morpheus.

The boat is here.

All right, don't come with us, morpheus.

Good, ladies night. Stay behind, loser.

- Hey, laura, we out.

[Techno music]

- [Giggles] I win. - Come on, morpheus.

- Laura, when she's not around trey,

Laura is a totally different person.

Okay.

- Oh, yeah. - Girl power!

- Whatever happens at ladies night, stays at ladies night.

See you later.

- ♪ We can be in love tonight

♪ Don't think

♪ Don't think about it

♪ We can be in love tonight

♪ Don't think

♪ Don't think about it

- Go, laura, go, laura.

♪

- Whoo!

♪

- Thank you.

Yeah! - Is that your real name?

- Yes. - All right, just making sure.

- Thank you for the drinks, also.

- Oh, no problem. - All right then.

- Hit me up tomorrow and I'll really know you appreciate that.

Okay? - Of course, all right.

I gotta find my girls. - All right.

Go find your girls, I'll see you tomorrow.

- Bye!

- Girl, did you get the number?

[All scream]

Yo, that boy was sexy.

- Sexy.

- I'm not gonna go for some guy

That I'm not gonna see ever again for trey.

I'm sorry.

- I'm so mad at you right now.

- Laura, I commend you for doing that.

- I already told you, I like trey.

- Laura, you like trey.

- Laura, laura, you are a good girl.

Don't ever change. - I don't think he's playing me.

- Shut the [bleep] up.

- I respect you and I love you for who you are.

- Shut the [bleep] up. - That's it.

- Shut up, swift.

- You see, I'm ignoring that. - Turn away.

- Ignore it, okay? - 'Cause you're a b*tch.

- Be the person that you are, straight up.

- He's playing the [bleep] out of her.

- Your mentality, there's not enough girls like you.

- Boy code, boy code, you don't know boy code.

- She has so much unconditional love

In her heart, which is why--

- She's in love for someone who does nothing for her.

He does nothing.

He's just a [bleep] one-minute orgasm.

- Oh, my goodness. - I'm done, I'm done.

I am done. - Love bug.

This is realness. - I'm not a love bug.

- I know, you're really a good girl.

You're really a good girl.

- Yeah, you're a really good girl.

Congratulations.

Have a great time with that.

When I see a girl like laura

Being the sideline chick and accepting that, I don't get it.

You should never be an option.

You should always be a priority.

Done, done.

He's a loser.

- I don't care if chelsea is in the way.

I don't care what drama gets in the way.

I will do whatever I can to make it work.

And it's stupid that marie is sitting here

Saying, "you're getting played, you're getting played."

I'm not getting played because I know what's going on.

- You know the situation, you know what it is.

She's whack. She's whack. - All right.

I don't care if ever see that guy again.

I probably never will.

- Man, she's always talking and doesn't know

What's she's talking about at all, she never does.

- That's because she doesn't know what's going on

In her own relationship with robb.

- Even before-- you're % right with that,

But she's irrelevant.

Just let what she says go in one ear and out the other.

Just let it go.

- Where's laura?

- Still down there talking to swift.

They never came up. - Real cute.

All right, we had a great time. - Right.

- She was talking to a really hot guy in the bar.

- Cool, that's fine.

- I was jealous almost.

Anyway, she doesn't hook up with him

And she's like, "I like trey."

And I was like, no offense to you, if I was her,

I wouldn't go out there and, like, not hook up with someone

Because of you and, like, we got in a fight.

Like, how dare you go out and there's a hot guy

And, like, you're not gonna hook up with him?

Corny. - No, it's all good.

- Can I have this hand? Thank you.

I love that we hold hands everywhere.

- How was your night?

- What's wrong? - Nothing.

I'm asking how your night was.

- It was good. - Good.

- Trey.

[Pool ba*ls clacking]

- Do you not think word gets around the house?

How long do we--how long do we want to play stupid for?

- I'm not gonna lie to you.

I met some guy named eric and I flirted with him.

And he was cute.

I have a number,

And I'm not planning on using it at all.

- Oh, you can use it freely as you please.

- Stop.

Am I not allowed to talk to anybody while I'm here?

- I didn't say that.

You are single.

I told you that whatever decision you make,

If you were to walk up to me right now and end whatever it is

That we have, that I'd have to respect it,

And that would be the end of it.

- No, I don't want to end it.

- It's like I said, the ball is in your court.

- Honestly, you stupid a*s.

- Marie, you're intoxicated.

I don't want this conversation between us.

- I'm fine right now.

- I don't want to talk now.

- I can hold my liquor, unlike you.

- I don't want to talk, man. - You came out here.

- I want to--because I live here.

- Swift. - When I come outside--

When I have stuff to think about, I like to sit back,

Look at this world. - Yeah, but what I'm saying

Is, like, you're coming out with a girl that's got an issue

Right now and you're sitting in a place

That I've never even seen you sit.

- You're a [bleep] loser. You're corny.

- You know what then, "b"?

She's allowed to say whatever she wants.

I'll go sit somewhere else in my own crib.

Just--and you guys are excusing her ignorance, bro.

- You're so dumb! - Whatever.

- Walk away, jersey. Walk away. - Whatever, whatever.

Whatever, yo. - Stupid a*s.

- Laura is so much better than you!

She shows so much unconditional love!

You should be able to wish you could be like her.

Straight up. - Yeah, right.

- Straight up. - All right, you know what?

Do me a favor--do me a favor--

- I don't care. - Do me a favor.

- This girl's been going in on me. I don't care!

- Don't raise your voice at me, don't raise your voice at me.

- I don't care, dog. I'm tired of her, man.

- Okay. - I'm tired of her, bro.

Your girl's coming at me, I'm not saying nothing, dog.

- Come at me again. Like this, right?

- No, no, no, come on, come on, stop.

- I'm not saying nothing. Check her, check her.

Don't check me. - All right.

Why you raising your voice at me?

- Dude, I'm tired of you com-- I'm tired of both of y'all

Trying to check me first before her.

That's my issue.

She runs her mouth the first.

She always runs her mouth first

And you guys feel the need to check me first.

Chill with that! And that's me being real.

Chill with that! - Yeah, go fade away.

I don't even see you right now.

- I wrote laura a letter 'cause like--

- You wrote her a letter? - Yeah.

It's on her bed.

I disagree with how she's...

Handling her situation,

But you know what, it's not me. - Yeah.

- And I could tell her, like, what I think,

But I should tell her in respectful manner

Like we've been telling her. - Yeah.

- That was just the alcohol speaking.

- Mm-hmm. - And...

We move on from here just like every other thing.

And if you wanna get played, you get played,

But it's not my deal.

- Where are you guys going? - I left you a message.

I'm really sorry about last night.

- It's okay. - I was very intoxicated.

- That's okay. - And it's none of my business.

- That's okay. - I feel really bad.

- Are we ready, ms. Marie? - Yeah, we're ready.

I definitely don't wanna be around swift

More than I have to be.

Out of sight, out of mind.

- At night, when I just need to think or calm down or whatever,

I go to my rocking chair.

I sit on my rocking chair.

Marie kept coming at me,

But I'm not saying-- I'm not speaking to her.

I'm like, "yo, I'm not talking to you, leave me alone."

And then brandon goes, "oh, you know what?

Yo, why don't you just go sit somewhere else?"

Why don't you tell her, "leave him alone.

Swift's not saying nothing to you"?

No, they see her antagonizing me and they're getting mad

'Cause I'm sitting there at my crib in the chair?

Telling me, I should--i should get up and sit somewhere else?

I've never dealt with drama like this, man.

That's why I rather just leave-- I leave and go do

My own thing and chill out. - Right.

- It's frustrating 'cause I'm trapped on an island

With this crazy chick and I know I got a bunch of soft dudes,

With the exception of trey, that will tolerate her nonsense.

So all I could do is separate myself.

- All right, see you, ricky. - Okay.

- Bye, ricky.

Open it, loser.

- [Laughs]

- The orange ones, they don't have your size.

- It's so cool, though. - [Laughs]

- Oh, my god.

- I like more than anything to, like, surprise people

With gifts or be fun or be romantic.

- I'm wearing yellow shoes.

How chill is this?

- You wanna feel like someone's, like, baby.

That someone cares about you-- even robb.

You know what? I feel like that with him.

- How [bleep] cool are these? - They're awesome.

- [Bleep] right? - When did you buy those?

- [Bleep] today, she [bleep] got them,

'Cause I'm the luckiest dude in the [bleep]damn world.

I love you. - I love you too.

- Anybody wanna go to green house for dinner?

- Actually--what's today? - Friday.

- I'm there. - All right, cool.

- Uh--fine. I won't cook you dinner.

- In his mind, I think swift says you guys just can't click.

- I don't know, I just-- I just don't like who he is.

I think he's fake, I think he's phony,

And it's like he's always trying to put on a show.

And i-- I don't roll like that.

- But you--well, you have to see each other every day,

So at some point, you got to put aside your differences,

Talk it out, and try to find some type of common ground.

- I don't care for him, so I don't need to do that,

But I'll talk for everyone else's sake.

- It's not like you're back at home

You can argue what you're pissed about,

Go your separate ways, and never see each other again.

But y'all gonna see each other every day.

- Especially since you guys gotta work

In the same group as well.

- Oh, god. I forgot about that.

Damn it.

[Dialing]

- Hello? - Hey.

- What's up?

- What are you doing?

- At the bar with some of my friends.

- Oh, that's bad timing.

- No, it's all right.

I'm walking away from everybody.

- Look, I don't want you to get upset over this.

- Okay, go ahead.

- Um, I know everything has already--

Has already been, like, paid for and whatnot.

It's just right now, I don't know if you coming

To this, if it's, like, the best idea.

- What changed?

- Well, all that's happened after.

You know, you did what you had to do, and...

I was trying to get over it

And just skip-- forget about it,

And I'm just not.

- Damn, this really sucks.

- Well, I'm sorry.

- I've been looking forward to seeing you so much,

And I feel like this is, like, the end of it.

So what do you expect out of me now?

- I expect-- - what am i?

- I want you to go-- - what am I supposed to do?

- I want to go--i want you to go have fun tonight.

Live your life. - Yeah, right.

Like I'm gonna have fun tonight.

You basically just broke up with me.

- Live your life, okay? Do--

- I have been living my life like, but, like--

- Please don't cry. - [Sobs]

- ♪ I sit alone

♪ As the darkness

♪ Hovers over the room

♪

- Where's robb?

Robb?

I got you dinner.

- No, you didn't. - I did.

- No, you didn't.

- It's hard to guess what you'd want.

- Are you serious? - Yeah.

- Why'd you do this?

- Because I figured when were you gonna eat?

- Sausage.

Oh, my god-- - what did you do today?

- [Laughs] do you really wanna know?

- Yeah.

- Um...

- We went to the sunglasses place

And we checked out sunglasses-- too expensive.

Then I got paper towels, then came home,

Uh...then I told emily not to come, she obliged.

- What? - Yeah.

I'm just not into that anymore.

And now I'm here.

- What happened?

- I'm not over whatever happened.

I'm not gonna be over.

I'm not gonna fake like, "oh, my god,

I'm so glad you're here."

When I'm not glad you're here, you know what I'm saying?

That's not me, so...

It's better off that way, better off this way.

Not a big deal.

I feel bad.

You seem very, uh, miffed.

You seem miffed.

- Miffed? - You're peeved.

You're either tired, food coma-ed,

Or something on your mind.

I'm in a fantasmic mood,

I'm going need you to perk up real fast.

- I will.

- [Phone rings]

- My baby, my baby.

- My baby, my baby. What are you doing?

- I'm kinda just putting on my fancy shoes

And my slutty skirt

And seeing where the wind blows me.

- [Laughs]

So, um...robb told emily not to come.

- Yeah! - [Laughs]

- I saw that coming, but that's awesome.

- Really? Because I still have max coming,

So now what do I do? [Both laugh]

- Oh, my god, I forgot. - All right.

So how do I tell max not to come?

- Well, that should be easy now.

- How?

- Just be honest. Just tell him the truth.

- It's just rude though.

- It is rude, but you know what, marie?

That's life.

You have to be okay with hurting his feelings

Because that's what's best for the situation.

- [Sighs] oh, my god.

- Good thing it's island time.

We got a long day. Everyone's late.

- I'm worried about, you know,

Is marie gonna bring our personal issues

And drama into the working place?

- Boat's here! Boat, boat, boat!

Boat, boat, boat!

- Good morning. - Morning.

- You guys ready for this morning?

- Uh, we were born ready for this.

- Let's go.

- They're mating.

- Get your scissors, brandon.

It is my first time touching raw fish.

- Ew.

Both: yuck.

- I'm shocked to see that brandon's more grossed out

About it than me.

- Hi, handsome. - Hey, buddy.

- So, let's see.

First things first,

We want to look over their entire body,

Make sure they're healthy.

So you guys can come around him and kind of look at him.

- Swift and I are gonna be around each other,

Whether it is in our house or at coral world.

I know if don't get over it,

I'm just gonna be pissed off,

And I don't wanna be pissed off all day.

- All right. Cool.

You can ask them to do...

Something like this. Good.

- Yo man is strong. - He is strong.

You actually wanna see him do a one-flipper handstand?

- Yeah. - All right.

So I'm gonna have you all go like this

And say "handstand"

And then take your right hand

And slap your knee, okay?

Ready? Here we go. Go.

- Handstand.

- Good.

- Oh! - Oh, great job!

High five. Excellent.

You wanna kiss him? Good boy.

You want a kiss from him?

Kiss. Oh.

[Seal snorts]

- ♪ Don't try to start something unless you care ♪

♪ Something unless you care for it ♪

♪ Care for

♪

- I'm extremely obnoxious. I know that.

I'll be the first one to admit it.

Especially where, like, I'm, like, the kind of person

That when I think something, I say something.

- And it's just the way you gotta say it.

- Yeah. - You know what I mean?

- Well, I have an attitude.

I have a stat-itude.

It's my staten island attitude.

- I love the fact that you admit it.

- Well, I know I do.

I just like didn't want-- especially because I felt

Like we had, like, a decent day today.

And, like, I just want you to know...

- We had a cool day today.

- That I'm sorry for being loud

And I hope that you're sorry as well.

- And I'm sorry for coming-- getting involved and..

- And... - Getting back at you

Sometimes the way I do.

- ...we are gonna clash

And we are going to continue to clash.

- I agree.

- But when I talk to you like this,

This is when I remember, like, that I do like you.

I don't like it when we fight, obviously.

You know, like, I don't wanna feel--

We shouldn't have to feel awkward in our own home.

- Exactly. That's what I've been saying.

I don't wanna feel uncomfortable in my own home,

'Cause we live together.

- What's up? - So we're all right.

- I know you are. - I'm not talking to you.

[Laughter]

- Oh, my gosh, I have so much hair.

- [Laughs]

Go bald, shave it all.

- ♪ Su su su summer girls ♪

♪ Where I don't know where you're going ♪

- To the club.

- ♪ But I'm on my way downtown tonight ♪

♪ And you should come

♪ And we can dance the night away ♪

♪ Just take my hand and I'll believe in you ♪

- Hi!

Toya!

[Tense techno music]

♪

[Tense techno music]

♪

- Hi!

You came to party with us?

Toya!

Look who's here!

- Hey.

- I don't if trey is here

To check up on me or what,

But I'm a little nervous on why he's here.

[Upbeat techno music]

♪

- Laura is going out of her way to show me

Who she was attracted to.

Why is she telling me this right now?

Is she doing it basically to, you know, keep me alert

And to be honest with me, or is she doing it

To kind of rub it in my face and say,

"Hey, trey, look, that's what I could have brought home"?

And it's rubbing me the wrong way.

- I've got your number though.

What?

- Laura, let's go.

We're gonna be late. Let's go.

Swift!

If you don't, I'm gonna [bleep] him up.

- Stop. - Go out the [bleep] door.

- Trey, stop!

- Pay him no mind.

- [Bleep] you.

[Intense techno music]

♪

- Trey, can you please talk to me?

- Was there a reason that you had to walk up

To this guy as we're leaving?

- I said good-bye.

It's somebody I'm never going to see again.

- What's--what was-- no, no, no.

If he's nothing to you,

If all you want is me,

Why the [bleep] do you have to say good-bye

To somebody else?

If all you want is me,

Why do you have to tell somebody else good-bye?

- You send me the most mixed signals.

You act like we're dating when I'm out.

Why can't you just make up your mind?

I'm sick of not knowing.

You're the only person that I've cared about this much.

I wish you could just tell me if we're together

Or if we're not together.

- Why did you have to tell this guy good-bye?

Why did you even point it out to me?

Why did you even tell me? - Because you wanted to know.

- You looked at me and you said,

"That's the guy that I was talking to."

If you know that I get this way,

Why did you even tell me?

Please tell me why you told me that.

- I didn't do anything wrong.

I danced with somebody.

I know this is all I know about this person--

Their first name,

What state they are from,

And when they leave.

- And their telephone number!

So don't sit here and lie to me

And say the only three things you know

About him is where he's from,

When he's leaving, and what his name is.

- Am I using it? - No!

It doesn't matter though!

You just sat here and lied to my face!

So [bleep] off!

- I don't know what to do right now.

I don't know if I'm supposed to chase after him

Or just give him his space.

Hi, drunky. - [Belches]

Laura, I'm very intoxicated

And I'm very emotional right now,

And, uh, this is why I don't drink.

[Sighs]

- Do you want to walk outside?

- Can I ask you a question?

- Is it one that... - Yup.

- You wanna hear the answer to? - Yup, yup.

Why did you feel like it was necessary

To walk up to that guy?

Like, the entire time that I had been there

With you at starz, you hadn't talked to him once,

And then it was, like, at the end of the night,

Like, you felt almost obligated

To walk up and tell him goodbye?

- I wanted to thank him for the drinks

And say good night, and that was it.

Like, there's nothing more to it.

- It didn't look good. - I know.

- It just didn't look good.

- And I'm sorry, I didn't mean for it

To be like that.

- ♪ I wish I may, I wish I might ♪

♪ Not feel quite like this tonight ♪

♪ Thought I was fine before I met you ♪

♪ But you have convinced me otherwise ♪

- We didn't have a good night tonight.

- No.

Laura and I had a bad night.

She was a bad girl.

- I was not bad.

- She was a bad girl.

- I'm not bad.

- But I still like her.

- A lot.

- Enough.

- A lot.

- Enough. I still like her enough.

- Get out of there.

Stop, you're gonna make me horny.

- Okay.

No, I'm drunk anyway.

All right, we're done. - [Gasps]

Oh, my gosh. - What?

- That means you would last for, like, two hours.

- I know, but I can't right now.

- No, we have to.

- Don't judge me!

Don't you judge me!

- [Chuckles]

- Hold up, where you going?

This episode ofthe real world continues right now.

- You are thinking of something serious right now.

- [Chuckles]

I am.

- Would you like to share?

- I haven't told max yet not to come.

How do I approach that?

Because you didn't approach it in my way.

- I never mentioned you.

She did something that's not something I'm gonna get over,

Nor am I ever gonna get over it, so--

- And that's why you told her not to come?

- Yeah. - Not having any feelings

About me? That's why?

- It wasn't a-- I didn't tell her not to come

Because of you.

What? - Whatever.

- Don't "whatever" me, you obviously have some

Sort of feeling as to what I said, so what is it?

- If me and you had never started talking ever

And we were still at a friend level...

- Yeah.

- That's why you would tell her

Not to come? - Yes.

- Okay. - What?

- That pisses me off though, 'cause then it's, like,

Max never gave me a reason not to tell him not to come.

But I'm telling him not-- if I tell him not to come,

It's because of you.

- Would you have preferred me to tell you

That I didn't want her to come because of you?

- No, I would've preferred you to be honest

About you maybe considering my feelings,

You would not want her to come.

- Am I gonna tell you that, in the back of my mind,

You know, you were there?

No, because I don't want you to feel any type of guilt,

Like you made me do something.

- I just feel like sometimes, like, you %,

Like, wear your heart on your sleeve,

And there are sometimes where I feel like

You're just being a shady-a*s mother[bleep],

And, like, I don't deal with those people.

- How am I being shady?

- You weren't shady to emily?

- I'm not gonna tell you.

- Okay, well, then that's fine.

Then max can-- still can come here then.

- ♪ I can't always be

♪ The damsel in distress

♪ You're the sweetest man I've seen ♪

♪ And you'd never guess

♪ That I'm bound to steal your heart ♪

♪ Right out of your chest

♪ Well, I guess this time ♪

♪ I'm the villain

- [Clears throat]

- The only person I want is you, all right?

- ♪ The villain

- Later this season onthe real world...

- [Laughing]

- [Screaming]

- I'm lovin' it, but I'm a little embarrassed.

Swag down.

[Bird cooing, toya screams]

- Me and toya got it in.

- You are not her type, swift.

- When have we hooked up? - Whoa, whoa, whoa!

- My environment is gonna k*ll me.

- Like, I haven't been as clean as everyone thinks I have.

- b*tch!

- Remember that [bleep]... - All right, go inside.

- You're a fool, girl.

You're a damn fool.

- I have chelsea coming on monday.

- I want to meet laura.

- Oh! - Places, everybody.

- Hi!