27x09 - Who Done It?

[bunniefuu]

- Previously on the real world...

- Look at those cute shorts on your booty.

- As far as hook up potential goes with latoya,

I'm curious to see what's gonna happen.

- Hot... - Oh...

- And wet. - Oh, my god.

- Chicken nuggets is all that.

- Oh!

- Filippo's here.

- You never know when you're gonna meet

Your sugar daddy.

Nice watch. I was checking it out.

- We're the rolex retailer, so we have...

- Oh!

- Marie's being a little extra flirtatious with filippo.

- She wants money?

I don't know what she wants,

But I'm not it.

I just want somebody to give a [...] About me for a change.

Don't judge me.

- Robb's sitting here, he's hurting himself.

He's burning himself.

- Stupid a*s.

- Marie, y-you're intoxicated.

I want this conversation-- - I'm fine right now.

You are so dumb. - Whatever.

- Walk away, jersey.

- This girl's been going in on me.

I don't care! - Don't raise your voice at me.

Don't raise you voice at me. - I don't care, dog.

She always runs her mouth first,

And you guys feel the need to check me first.

Chill with that!

And that's me being real!

Chill with that!

- You can't sit there and say you love yourself

And do that to your body.

- He lets marie walk all over him.

- b*tch.

- Marie's bad for him.

Something has to be done.

- This is the true story... - My man robb.

- Of seven strangers... - Get outta here!

- Picked to live on an island... - Whoa!

- And have their lives taped. - Oh, no!

- To find out what happens... - Laura!

When people stop being polite...

- Hey, woman! - And start getting real.

- Let's keep it real. - Aah!

- Look what I caught.

-The real world... -Yes!

- St. Thomas! [Laughter]

- Come on. - Let me see.

Let me see.

What happened? - Don't remember. I blacked out.

- You were drinking last night?

- Heavily at frog's.

- Slapping at frog's?

- Honestly, I couldn't even tell you.

I don't remember.

[Phone rings]

- [Indistinct] speaking.

How can I help you?

- Yeah, is marie there?

- Oh, marie, yes. - Whoo!

- Filippo? - Yes.

- Oh, it's swift, what's going on, bro?

- Oh, hey, how are you, man?

- I'm doing good.

- Who is it? - Filippo.

- Hello? - Hey, marie, it's filippo.

How are you? - Hi, filippo, how are you?

- Very good. The reason I called,

I wanted to invite you guys to dinner.

We've got a bunch of hand-caught lobsters

That, uh, we're doing a stir-fry for you.

If you guys could plan for : for tomorrow,

You know, we can have c*ck at sunset.

It's beautiful. - Oh, my gosh.

We're so excited, but, um,

Swift wants to talk to you, so hold on.

- Okay. Cool. - Cool.

Filippo said tomorrow we're having lobster stir-fry.

- [Bleep].

- He asked for me. - Yeah.

- I knew it. I knew it!

- Did he really ask for her? - Yeah.

- I need to find an outfit for tomorrow.

- You realize he's in his, like, s?

- I don't care.

- He's not interested in a girl in her s.

- Marie disrespects robb, plays him,

Makes him seem like he ain't nothing.

I feel bad, you know?

He's gonna call back--

- Marie, it's your engagement dinner.

He's gonna propose. - Yay!

- Hey, lee.

- What happened here?

Did he punch himself?

I'll take your silence as a yes. Cool.

- You know, I don't wanna blow up his [bleep].

- I respect that.

- But I don't know how to go about it, like--

- Yeah. - First off, him and marie--

They're bad. They're [bleep] oil and water.

They need to--they need to be away from each other.

- Yep, yep. I didn't know was

To the point where he was, like, self-mutilating himself.

- We both don't wanna put him on blast.

- We need--we need some form of intervention.

- You do and that's why-- - but it needs--

I don't know how to go about it, but we--this--

[Bleep] this needs to stop

Because robb is getting [bleep] reckless.

- Of course. - Yeah.

- Here's what I think needs to happen.

Today, me, you, and trey

Need to sit down with robb.

- Yeah, that'll probably-- might be better.

- Very calm and collected

And as non-aggressive as physically possible.

- Yes. - Yeah.

- Hey, trey?

So me and swift were talking.

I think me, you, and swift need to sit robb down

About all this self-destructive behavior

'Cause it's getting bad, man.

He's got burns up and down his [bleep] arm.

He beat the [bleep] out of his [bleep] face.

And he's not gonna come out and say, "I need help."

He's gonna start hurting himself even more.

- Why are they having a powwow outside?

- About what? - I don't know.

It's all the boys and not you.

- Dude, I'm telling you, something's really, really wrong

With robb.

- I didn't realize the extent of it.

I didn't know it was that bad.

- That's why I'm bringing it up to you guys

'Cause it's--i mean, it's getting to the point that it's--

I'm s--i'm literally scared and uncomfortable.

- All right, well-- - we'll see what happens.

- We'll see what happens.

- I gotta shower up, and I guess,

I don't know, we'll figure it out.

But this is something that really needs to be addressed.

- What up, yo? - What's up?

- What are you gonna do today?

- Staying in. - Huh?

- Staying in.

Gonna relax a little bit. - Cool, cool.

- Okay, can I talk to you for a second outside?

- Yeah.

- Thank you, brother.

All right, I mean, this could just be me being nosy,

But, um...

It did kind of strike me as odd,

Like, every guy in the house was out here talking.

It sounded like you were whispering,

And I was just kinda wondering

If it was about me or not.

Okay, what about it?

- It'll be something that we all talk about afterwards.

- Now's good.

- We just kinda wanted to have a guy conversation.

You know what I mean, just something that the fellas

Sit down and talk about, and we wanted to do it

Before any liquor was in your system.

- You wanna talk to me about my drinking, right?

- No.

- All right, then me hurting myself?

- Yes.

- All right.

I'm not waiting anymore.

- All right, I'll go see if trey's ready.

- I'm gonna sit in that little circle area

On the bed there with sand.

- All right.

- He's gonna be--you know it's gonna be defensive, right?

- Yep. - It's gonna get ugly.

- Especially when I say what I have to say.

- I was mid-shower, man. - I'm sorry.

- No, it's cool, bro, it's cool.

I'd rather be here.

- All right, so what's on everybody's mind?

- Basically we all were just worried.

We don't w--we don't want you to keep hurting yourself, honestly.

- I mean, at the start of this, you were fun-loving

And outgoing, but you--i mean, drink every single day,

Which is fine, but for you, drinking's a downer.

And this marie thing, man, is like, I have to sit back

And watch you just get beat up by her every day.

And, you know, you get mad at her,

And then you go, and you [bleep] yourself up.

You did [bleep] yourself up.

You literally beat the [bleep] out of yourself.

- And honestly, honestly, I don't wanna see--

We're both scared of it--all of us are--of it progressing.

You know, I mean, even staying where it's at right now,

It shouldn't stay at the level, man.

- Yeah. - We're just worried for you.

Honestly. - I appreciate it, I do.

I don't think...you know, I'm an alcoholic.

I think I just drink too much to the point where I get that way.

So...that's probably something I can watch out on.

Got the problem, know the solution.

I'll take care of it.

If I don't fix it, then maybe, you know,

Take it to the next step, but at least give me a shot

To fix it for myself.

So...

I appreciate you guys coming out here, though.

- Yeah, no doubt, dude.

- It's all love right here, honestly.

- I'm gonna handle the situation of inflicting pain on myself.

I'm gonna handle that for me, just kinda fix that.

As for me drinking or me, you know,

Hanging out with marie a lot,

Like, I have fun doing it, I'm not gonna stop.

- He lets people tell him what he's doing wrong.

I just think that's kind of, like, cowardly.

And it's just very unattractive to me.

- I know, but, you know,

Sometimes when they do come up to him, it's--

They have good intentions behind it.

- We're obviously outnumbered here

By the people who, like, don't party.

- Mm-hmm. - You know what I'm saying?

I hear every joke that is about me being about alcohol.

- Mm-hmm.

- You know, it's obvious to me

That that is the issue

That people have with me here. - Mm-hmm.

- It's like two against, like, five at this moment.

- Do you want company or no?

- Yeah, it's fine.

How was your conversation?

- They seem more concerned about my behavior recently

Than anything else.

And I said, you know, overreacting

When I drink too much, that is something I can work on.

You know. Sure. Maybe.

- I just feel like sometimes that you agree with people,

Like, to be, like, nice and kind.

And, like, you allow people to tell you what you're doing.

I don't know.

I just don't even wanna talk about it.

- You want me to leave you alone?

- I don't care.

- What did you talk to her about?

- Well, she was like, "to be honest with you,

I feel like it's five against two."

Meaning all of us against her and robb

With the whole drinking thing.

- Well, I'm sorry, we're not all alcoholics.

- You know what I mean? - Yeah.

And she was like, "I feel like everybody--i hear you all

Talking about me being drunk, and I hear people

Saying stuff on the low, and it makes me feel like that."

- Whatever.

Every steroid joke's related back to me.

Every tall joke's related to robb.

- I'll give marie-- I'll give it to marie.

The drinking jokes come in more on her.

- Yeah, no doubt, but like I said,

We all take our fair share ofriticism.

We joke about you about being g*y, bro.

- [Laughs]

- Swift doesn't really like that we poke around

At calling him g*y.

I mean, I can understand why because he's not.

I don't think there's anything wrong with being g*y.

It's just fun to give him a hard time.

- Toya, stay out of it.

Straight, g*y, whatever, it doesn't matter.

But she needs to stop acting the way she's acting,

Trying to gas these g*y jokes.

- [Laughs]

- I'm not gonna have no woman going and clowning me,

I'm not gonna do it.

Gas it up. - You met your match.

- And you do it again. - You met your match.

- And you do it again-- - get the [bleep] out my room!

- You do it a third time-- - you better get the [bleep]

Out my room before I send-- your a*s get sent home.

- And you're not even gonna know about it.

- Just do it, do it mother[bleep].

Do it, mother[bleep].

Everybody who knows me knows

That I don't like my rest disturbed.

No.

Wrong person, I'm not the one.

- Gas me one more time, I'm gonna show you the real me.

Know that.

And watch what I do [bleep].

Shut the [bleep] up.

Shut the [bleep] up.

Shut the [bleep] up.

Hold up, I'm gonna [bleep] you up?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

I would confront trey if trey knew everything.

Understand that.

So if you want me to confront trey,

I'll tell trey everything.

And then if he does it, then I'll confront him.

That's the difference.

One more time.

That g*y [bleep] gassing it up.

I'm tired of being mr. Nice guy.

I don't hook up with you.

- You don't hook up with her either!

It doesn't matter!

- Let me-- let me speak.

- When have we hooked up? - Whoa, whoa, whoa.

- Did he say something? - Yeah.

But trust me, I will give you all the juicy details.

- What's up, ricky?

- Does the boat have a horn?

[Horn beeps]

- All right. - [Laughs]

That just gave me all the joy.

- [Laughs] thank you, ricky.

- All right.

- How y'all doing today? - Good.

- How are you? - I'm good. I'm good.

- Today we're gonna be working in the butterfly garden.

I'm kind of nervous.

One little insect that I don't like is butterflies,

As crazy as that sounds.

I think they're creepy.

- I don't wanna say they're ugly,

But their color combinations weird me out.

And I just don't like the way they fly.

- Then I've got a pile for the glue ones

If you wanna just start adding to this.

- I'm still grossed out by these things.

- [Chuckles] - why? They're butterflies.

- I don't like them.

They're the scariest insects on earth.

- Ooh, this one's coming out.

- Oh, my gosh, it's crawling out!

[All laugh]

- Seriously, get the [bleep] out of my face.

- Want me to smack you with it?

- So you know how trey and the guys

Always joke on him about the whole "g*y" situation?

- Mm-hmm? - Swift got so offended

By the fact that I was laughing, he thought that I was,

"Gassing the situation up."

You know how he has this insecurity

With this whole gassing the situation up type thing.

- Yeah. - So he comes to my room

At : in the morning.

He comes to me, says,

"You keep on gassing the situation up

"Like that, I'ma go in on your a*s

"Because I'm sick of all this g*y stuff

"That you keep on talking about.

You keep on talking about this g*y stuff."

Trey made the g*y comment,

And you're mad because I laughed.

Why is it that you get so upset with me in this house

When I'm doing something so innocent as laughing?

But you will not come in my room and disrespect me

And wake me up out of my sleep like that.

Wrong one, b*tch. Wrong one. - Yeah.

[Rock music]

♪

- Thanks, lee, see you. - Thanks, lee.

- All right.

- Filippo!

- Guys, don't make me blush. - I see.

- Think this is proper dress, ty?

[Lisping] hey, filippo, what's up?

Could I get some lobster, please?

Can I get some steak lobster stir-fry?

Hey, filippo, can I borrow a benjamin forever?

Maybe a rolex? Hmm? Hmm? Hmm?

We're going to filippo's house tonight

For a steak and lobster dinner,

And I have no idea what to expect.

I am completely out of my element.

- ♪ Money money

♪ Oh, you need it

♪ Social status

♪ It's what you're all about ♪

♪ Money money

- Oh, my purse hit me in the face.

- How far away do you think this house is?

- Yeah. - It has a red roof?

- Yeah. - With, like, a palm tree?

- Yeah. - That's it?

- That's his crib?

Homeboy's a [bleep] baller, I see.

Dude, I'll sleep with him to stay here.

- You made it! Welcome.

- You couldn't find anything bigger?

- How are you, man? Welcome. - Nice to meet you.

- I'm glad to have you.

Good to see you. How are you? - Thanks for having us.

- You look stunning. - Thank you.

- How are you? - Good, how are you?

- Swift.

[Overlapping chatter]

- I'm brandon. - Brandon.

- No. - What's that?

- You can't have two. - Oh, yeah.

What are you drinking, brandon?

- I'm--i don't drink, I had to give it up.

- Do you want... Water, cranberry juice?

- Oh, I'm good for now, thank you.

- Okay, cool.

- Did you see the view?

- Yeah. You're just keeping an eye

On your old house or what?

- So that--that's--well, you've been to water island, so you--

- Yeah.

- It's--at night, it's so lit up, you know?

You'll see it when it gets dark how spectacular it looks.

- You have an amazing view. - Mm-hmm.

His house is amazing.

He has great views of all of the islands.

Has his personal chef make us a fabulous dinner.

[Laughs] I love filippo.

He has so much money.

- Everybody,

Um, just a little welcome toast to my new friends.

Welcome. Have a great time.

It's wonderful to have you here.

Cheers. - Cheers.

- Enjoy dinner. - Cheers.

- Cheers.

- Staten island, new york.

- Staten--okay, I was close. - New york city.

- Not that close. - Staten island and long island.

- I'm a borough, man, don't get me confused.

- Okay, okay. I...

I go to new york, like, once every two months

Just to hang out for a few days, do shopping.

- It's great. - I love it.

Do you get into the city a lot? - Yeah, always, you know?

- Would you go in on, like, dates with a boyfriend

Or that kind of thing?

- I had one very serious boyfriend,

And then after him, it took me a while to regroup, so...

- Yeah. I just actually broke up with the girl that I was dating,

So I'm single again.

Cheers.

- I might not be the only one having feelings for filippo.

I think filippo might like me back.

I don't know, I think filippo

Actually might be feeling me a little bit.

- Yeah?

- He was like, "yeah, I just broke up with girlfriend,

Like, a day ago."

He's like, "I'm single again." - God.

Go for it. - Yeah. Get out of here.

- I don't know if marie

Has an actual genuine interest in filippo.

Does the draw of money help his situation? Yeah.

I don't know if it's fun and games or, you know, what is it,

But, you know, it is what it is.

- Good night.

- Watch your step. Don't trip.

- Thank you so much.

Y'all have a good night.

- Take care, buddy.

- We'll see you soon, filippo.

- Okay. I know, I know, I know.

[Muffled chatter] - we're working on it.

- Okay, good night.

- Thank you. - Filippo, I love you.

- Good night, guys. - All right.

- Done.

- Make my day.

- I don't get it.

- Don't fall, marie. - I appreciate it.

- Come on.

Give me your hand. - And we're going out.

- God [bleep] damn it.

- Come on. Get up.

Get up.

- I'm embarrassed, "a."

- Come on.

All right, listen, you g--there you go.

- It was very disrespectful how you approached me,

And I did not appreciate it.

Neither I nor trey nor laura could understand

Why you had got so upset

At me for laughing.

- 'Cause neither one of them know the whole entire situation.

- It ain't a matter-- - no, no, no, but that's--

- The situation at hand was the g*y comment,

And I did not call you g*y.

- Hold up, what did we talk about--

- Everybody in the house joke about--

- Wait, wait, wait, but w-- - let me finish talking.

- I'm not gonna let you finish 'cause--'cause--

- Well, then, I'm gonna walk away.

- 'Cause--you talking b.s. - We're not getting to it.

- What did we talk about at greenhouse?

You s-- - you need to work on

Your insecurities. - I'm very secure, sweetheart.

- You're not.

You do not react the same way

To a man as you do to a woman.

Work on it. Work on it.

You know what, I'm about to go bring

A third party in this conversation.

I hate to take it to this level. - It's not a third party.

- No, because when I talk, you don't--

Marie! Let's go. - I don't wanna hurt you

And bring everything up. - You ain't got to hurt me.

- What do you have about her right now?

- You don't want to get involved.

- Distance what I'm saying.

- Guys-- - shut up.

- So last night, I told you-- - stop it. Stop it.

- It doesn't involve you, sweetheart.

- The reason why I came over here--

- It involves me because you do the same thing to me.

- Thank you! - I don't do nothing to you.

- That's what-- that's what I want you to un--

- I don't talk to you, I don't--i don't mess with you.

I don't hook up with you.

I do nothing with this one.

- You don't hook up with her either!

It doesn't matter!

- Huh, really? - He's laughing.

You greally?k up? - Really, t? Really, t?

- Did you hook up? - Never. Never. Never.

When-- when have we hooked up?

- Whoa, whoa!

I was gladly going to go ahead this wh--

For the rest of the time here and never bring it up.

It's crazy how much you're lying.

- What the [bleep] is going on?

- It's crazy how much you're lying.

- About-- lying about what?

- I'm done, I don't care.

You're pushing this.

Balcony. St. Croix.

When you left. Boom. Shower.

When we were getting dressed.

Me and toya, we have messed around before.

It went down twice at st. T--st. Croix.

Got it in.

I'm not gonna have nobody

Keep trying to make me look like a fool.

No.

- Look me in the eyes.

What--what are you talking about?

I don't get down like that.

That's not my style.

I stated it from day one.

That's trashy, I'm classy.

What are you talking about? You're not making any sense.

- You're a psychotic liar.

- Of all people in the house, toya is my girl.

I know that you are not her type, swift.

- Robb. Robb, can you please just give me--

- And weren't even supposed to be--

- I perceive swift to be a big-time bull[bleep].

I think anything that happened

In st. Croix didn't actually happen.

- You wanna side with my situation?

- Yeah, walk away. - And a person like him,

Like everybody else in the house's thing,

Like, even robb's thing where you're starved for attention...

- Why do you do that?

- You're gonna try to make yourself look good.

- I hate that, like, why do you do that?

- I've had something that I've been keeping close

Because I don't wanna--i don't wanna disrespect latoya's trust.

But you know what, how she's trying to put me out there

Right now, I'm off it now.

I'm off it now.

- You guys hooked up in st. Croix?

You guys hooked up in st. Croix?

- Whatever, you was there with me the whole time.

- You guys hooked up in st. Croix?

- In st. Croix, in st. Croix.

You coming with all this bogus [bleep] about w--

What the [bleep] do we got going on?

And you gonna try and put my [bleep] on blast?

No, I don't [bleep] respect you!

- No, I don't respect him either.

- And I'm [bleep] done with you!

As far as I'm concerned, that b*tch over there, you're dead.

- I know he been going around telling his little story.

- I can't confirm or deny because I wasn't there.

I didn't physically watch him-- - I wasn't there.

[Bleep] didn't go down.

Because for one, he ain't my type.

How likely is it that me and him would have some time together

To have some sex-- have sex?

- I think latoya and swift definitely got it in.

Girl, you look guilty.

- I definitely have to go in with swift on this one

Just because it seems like, you know,

She has more to lose than he does.

- But like I said, believe what ya'll wanna believe.

- [Laughs]

♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Hey

♪ Girls to the floor

♪ Getting girls to the floor ♪

- ♪ I've been all over the world ♪

♪ Every dance party with a million girls ♪

♪ That look like her

♪ Chance, we dance, she flirt, she perfect ♪

♪ Says she is what a gift and curse is ♪

♪ First she want me to work it so ♪

- The main reason why I haven't been bringing chicks back

Is because I don't wanna hurt toya's feelings.

We're about to break it down though.

But now, I'm not gonna hesitate.

I'm not gonna feel bad if I want to.

♪

Meet someof my housemates too.

- Well, hel-[bleep]-lo, b*tches.

Looking great.

Hey, you too.

Come on.

Let's go [bleep] party.

- Who's all out there?

- It's :.

Come on, get up.

- Hey, come on.

- Brandon, you and I need to take a picture.

- Your girls told you to shut up.

- That's not my girl.

- No, you gotta listen to the girls.

They know what's going on.

- Not always. [Giggles]

- Not always.

- They're just sleeping. [Laughter]

- Good, these were my fish from miami.

They were kinda humping, and they said makin' bacon.

- Damn it. Seriously?

Have some consideration for your roommates.

[Indistinct chatter]

- Laura, would you like some [bleep] vodka?

- Shh!

- Hi, guys, sorry, I'm not trying to be rude,

But can you really be quiet?

We have to work in a couple of hours.

- Yeah. - Seriously.

- We got you, we got you.

[Laughter]

- Who has an amazing pool like this in the backyard?

I'll go jump in it. Like, it's awesome.

- You'll jump in the pool right now?

- Yeah, I will.

- I hate you and you.

Go grab me a towel.

- You're cold? - A little.

- This chick is mad c*ck.

Like, what?

You coming in this spot like you running it.

I'm gonna take my time bringing the towel out.

With a chick that's that c*ck,

You gotta break her--you gotta break her a little bit like,

"Yo, chick, chill."

- How are you b*tches over there?

It's a little bit cold in here.

Wanna come take a swim, brandon? - Nope.

- Awesome.

This is just great.

- You're freezing.

- Well...

It's a nice view, huh? - Yeah.

You wanna put my shirt on?

- Yeah.

I love him.

He's an awesome guy.

- He really is.

- You, on the other hand, little dirtbag, running off.

- Why am I a dirtbag?

- Is it your plan to embarrass every girl here?

- Not to embarrass you. - Is it?

'Cause what was your plan doing that to me?

- Doing-- what did I do to you?

- How do you leave a girl in the pool without a towel?

d*uche bag is your name, right?

- Sweetheart, the boat's waiting.

- Ugh. - The boat's waiting.

The boat's waiting.

- With swift, he does not care who he's playing.

He's very obvious that he does not respect females.

Yes, this girl was on her high horse

And acting like she was high and mighty,

But to check her and put her in her place like that

Was very inappropriate.

- Did you guys get it in last night?

No? - No.

- Thought so. - I didn't bring 'em home--

- Wake me up at : a.m.

- I didn't bring them-- - [laughs]

- Did nothing.

- Yeah, but she looked better than you.

- Good job, swift.

So did she sleep over?

Is she still in the house?

I got money in that house. - No.

- I don't need no prostit*tes walking around

Stealing my [bleep].

- No. - All right. Nothing.

- I'm not bringing no chick home with your caliber.

Just know that she's above you. Know that.

- I'm above you, shorty. Shut up.

- That's not what--all my chicks, most of my life,

Almost all my chicks look better than you.

- Keep going all day. - That's fine.

- I'll see you in the fish tank.

- Hey, gain some more weight while you're here.

- [Laughs]

Ooh, someone's got low blows. - Not low blows.

- That's all you got, shorty.

- I'm very sick of marie and swift

Fighting with each other.

This is gonna be a long day.

- But once we get to coral world,

I'm not gonna talk about personal business.

Professional. Understand that.

- Shut up. You're never professional, dumbass.

- We're gonna be professional when we get there.

We're not gonna-- we're not gonna do

Personal stuff up over there. - All right. Okay.

- Oh, look at you guys.

Good morning.

All right, we're gonna go make your breakfast.

- Can I get one of these dead fish to go, sarah?

So I can put it in swift's bed?

- Um... - [Laughs]

- I'm very serious about that too.

- Yeah, she is. - I'm picking up on that.

So what we're gonna do now

Is, um, something called the training game.

Okay? So like I said, this is kind of a way

For you guys to get a little bit of a glimpse

Into what it's like to be--

- A sea lion? - A sea lion.

- The training game is where we learn how animals feel

Because we can't speak to them or say anything to them,

But we have to, like, teach them this and that,

Like, based on what they're doing.

- Let's go ahead and let marie try being the trainer,

And you get to be the animal. - No.

- Yes. - No.

- Yep, you're an animal, swift.

Get out there.

- Please? - You know what, I'll do it.

- Thank you, swift, I appreciate that.

You have to go outside for a second.

- Okay.

- How about both hands above his head?

- Sure, sounds good. - Okay.

- All right, swift, we're ready.

- There's no training this boy, but I'll try.

Good.

- That's an intermediate.

So a little slower with--so-- [slower] "good."

- Get outta here!

- Okay, so we're gonna have somebody else do this exercise.

- Uh-huh. Okay.

- Because if we're gonna bring

Home drama into this,

Then we're gonna have to skip that.

- Mm-hmm. - Swift is making fun of me.

Talk about being professional?

You are a joke.

You are a clown, and even sarah knows that you're a clown.

[Laughter]

- Hello.

Just so you guys know, $ wristbands, all you can drink.

- Done.

Robb!

$ Wristbands, all we can drink.

- h* h* h* h*! - Yeah.

- I wrestle, so I know how to feel this kind of weight, man.

- That's why I'm drinking diet pepsi right now.

- I'm not really sure why swift

Chooses to talk to guys over girls.

[All cheer]

- Let's go!

- The power will be on shortly.

- Whoo! - Define "shortly."

- Within minutes.

- Yeah, man, power's out. Yeah.

- Not it, not it, not it, not it.

- Uh-huh.

What I will not tolerate is somebody walking up to a girl

And saying "yeah, oh, yeah, he's g*y.

My roommate there, he's g*y.

Well, hold on, hold on one second, hold on one second.

Excuse me, um...

Who's going around trying to tell people I'm g*y?

- I haven't said anything.

I was talking to a chinese man. - Cool.

What is said in our house should stay in our house,

Especially if it's something that's not true.

Um, I already had somebody approach me

And say one of my roommates said you were g*y.

So st. Thomas is too small of an island

To be saying something like that.

Was it you, or was it her?

- I wish it was me, but I didn't do it.

- It's a simple question:

Yes or no? - No.

- Maybe they just think it on their own.

- Yo, I get--almost every chick I've ever messed with

Looks better than you.

- I wouldn't waste my breath

On scum like you. - Yo, she's starting.

With her smart-a*s comments.

- Stop! - She started.

- You guys are so annoying. Stop.

- I don't wanna [bleep] be here because of this chick!

I'm just tired of her mouth.

I'm tired of her being disrespectful.

I don't wanna deal with drama and pettiness.

I know you care about this girl, that's cool.

I respect-- - I care about everybody.

- I know you do.

But at the same time, yo, when it comes to this girl,

Do you realize that she's making my time here miserable?

Yo, robb, I got so much love for you, bro.

- What is the main point right now?

- You know, I don't wanna talk--let's just move on, bro,

'Cause you're--there's just no talking about it.

- What because I'm-- I'm drunk?

- No, you have romantic feelings for that girl.

And since you have romantic feelings for that,

Love can blind you sometimes.

And that's all I'm saying, bro.

[Rock music]

- I'm not getting in the [bleep] boat with him.

I'm gonna [bleep] hit him, I'm gonna [bleep] hit him

Because he's pissing me the [bleep] off.

- So why wouldn't you get in the boat with him? Stop.

That's what a b*tch would do, like him.

- Yeah, exactly, exactly. - Get on the boat with him.

- Love can blind you.

- 'Cause I don't [bleep] like this [bleep].

- Hit the kid already.

- We gotta talk.

- I'm not talking now.

We'll talk...

When you don't have any alcohol in your system...

- No, I'm fine now. - We can speak.

I don't wanna-- - then sit here.

I'll follow you. I don't care.

- I wanna be able to converse with you.

- I'm not worried about the conversing.

- You don't see nothing wrong with that?

- No, I don't.

- I don't wanna have any serious conversation

With any person that's very drunk

Until they're sober.

'Cause when you're drunk and intoxicated,

Your emotions are going to be intensified.

And it might not come out the way it needs to come out.

- 'Cause I think this entire thing is stupid.

- I just wanna go to sleep, I don't wanna talk

To you right now.

I'm annoyed by how the fact

This dude wanna keep coming at me

When his chick is the one that keeps starting with me.

- God. No, man. - Is the point--

Is the point what was said the other night?

- Yo, yo, yo, yo. - What?

- Somebody walked up to me and--

I don't like this, man. - No, no, no.

- I don't want to. - 'Cause I'm drunk!

- Yes, you are drunk.

- [Bleep].

I just don't know what you want me to do.

- I don't want you to do anything you don't wanna do.

I'm not trying to get you fired up right now

Because I don't wanna do that.

- You're not getting me fired up.

- Good. You feel like you

Look like a b*tch and [bleep] and this and that.

Like, no offense, you kinda do because you go in there

And then you walk out, like, two seconds later.

- So if I go--what am I going in there trying to prove?

- That's what I'm saying because you're proving nothing.

- I'm proving everything to myself.

- If you wanna be looked at differently,

Keep doing what you're doing,

'Cause then people are gonna think

That you're soft.

- Are you [bleep] kidding me?

Good night.

- Don't go away, this episode ofthe real world

Continues right now.

- Part of the reason why I just have not been at peace

Since I've been here really

Is because I haven't been going to church.

I need to go to church.

That's always been a huge stress reliever for me.

- Hello, poppet. - Hey.

[Heavy footstep]

I don't feel like his first step out here

Has to be, like, his hardest step

Just so we can notice that he's there.

I think he's going to church for palm sunday.

- So...

Last night. - Yeah.

- Yikes.

Kinda got sour fast.

- All right, the only thing I'm gonna say to you is this.

I don't think that you're a [bleep].

However, I think that,

If you do get mad at something,

Just find something else to do, because when you go in mad

And then you-- he's able to talk you down,

It just is not a good look.

- Okay.

Well, this is weird.

- What's that mean?

- Just feels weird. - Yeah.

I'm just, like, in a bad mood.

- What's going on?

- Whoa. - Why are you dressed up?

- Just got back from church. - Ah, my man.

- Yeah, man. - Much respect.

- After going to church,

Happiest I've been since I've been here.

- Good, good. Very happy to hear that, bro.

- That's what I've been missing.

I am, like, so happy right now, man.

- You went to church? - Yeah.

- On purpose? - Yeah.

I actually read a very useful scripture,

And it's about love for enemies.

"Love your enemies.

"Do good to those who hate you.

Do to others as you would have them do to you."

- Right. - That's why i--

I'm more disappointed in myself than I am mad at her.

- Right. - I've been allowing

Things here to kind of sap away my happiness.

- I can tell that was good for you, bro.

When I see you coming in with a cross in your pocket, bro.

- Yeah. - That was real cool, man.

- Swift, did you do this?

- Yeah, I know you love the apple pie,

So I was thinking about you, so I got you some apple pie.

- Why you trying to be nice to me all of a sudden?

- What, I can't get you some apple pie?

I can't go to greenhouse and think about you? Damn.

- Well, I mean, we not in the best position

With one another for you to be thinking about me.

- Well, you know, you still-- I'm about unconditional love,

So you know what I mean.

- I think you did something to this [bleep].

I don't trust you.

- Just take a bite. - No, I'm not taking a bite.

You trying to k*ll me.

- I legitimately did nothing to it.

- You up to something.

- I'm not up to something.

I can't be nice? Damn.

I really-- - no, you can't be nice

After what just happened in the last past hours.

- I spent my money.

You know if I spent my money, I'm being genuine.

- "To toya,

Look in your top drawer. Muhahahaha!"

This muhahaha shows that you're up to some [bleep].

- You were supposed to read it first--

- Did you floss this pie in your a*s?

- No, you were supposed to read it first

And then think, "oh, he probably pranked me."

Did something like that, then you open it up,

And you see a little apple pie.

- An apology would have been legit.

- Okay.

- A very kind gesture. - Thank you.

- But just know... - Mm-hmm.

- I got my eye on you. - [Laughs]

"I got my eye..." - Hmm.

- On the nextreal world...

- Latoya has been my bestie since day one.

[Both scream, laugh]

- ♪ Marie got a date

- Welcome back.

- Oh, maxy, returning to the island.

- He's cute.

- Max. - What's up?

- What are you doing?

Out of all people here,

I would expect you to be my girl.

- Really, marie? Get over yourself.