29x03 - The Departure

[bunniefuu]

- Here's what happened last time onreal world...

- You're sexy. - You're sexy.

I feel like I'm falling for cory.

And it's really scary to say that,

'Cause I haven't known him that long.

- Jenny and cory are hooking up,

And it's only the second day.

- Bear sex? Check.

- When you're sober, you're fine.

But whenever you're drunk,

You're completely-- you change.

- Have I been around trying to cause drama with you,

And talking [bleep]-- - oh, my god.

Every single night, you're causing drama.

- I don't know who her family is,

But I promise my family would buy and sell her family.

Let's see what the house does without ashley here.

- Yo, get the [bleep] back.

Some drunk pushes me.

- Don't--no, cory!

- And there's no stopping cory.

He's not even, like, thinking straight.

- I'm about to beat his a*s, man.

- Do not raise your voice at me.

Sit down. - No.

I'm gonna raise my voice at you.

You gonna get up and walk away?

The door is right here for you, go.

- Okay, thank you. - Be my guest.

- Cory has pissed me off to the point where

I know the type of relationship that we would have.

[Glass shatters]

- Hello?

- Oh!

- What's up? - Hey.

- Oh, my god. - Oh!

- ♪ All the people in the house ♪

♪ Put 'em like ♪

[Dubstep music]

♪

♪ Put 'em up like ♪

♪ All the people in the house ♪

[Upbeat pop music]

♪

- Let's see how this looks.

- Just stand in the doorway right here

And just see what people do when you--

- When they look at me. - Roar.

[Laughter]

- "Whoa, this guy."

I'ma walk to subway.

[Laughter]

Roar!

[Laughter]

What's up, baby?

[Laughter]

- I live in a zoo.

- With me and jenny? - Yeah.

- I have no clue.

But I know it's not done.

You're not gonna walk by me every day

And hate me every day.

You're gonna walk by me, see me take a shower,

And wanna jump in again.

How's it going?

[Laughter]

- ♪ Happy birthday to me

- It's birthday. Happy birthday.

- Thank you.

- I wanna pry, 'cause I wanna know

What's going on with cory and you.

- He makes me really pissed off.

I think the relationship him and I would have

Would be very toxic and very unhealthy.

At this point, I don't want nothing to do with cory.

He really needs to get his anger under control,

'Cause that doesn't fly with me.

- You should just be focused on yourself right now, boo.

- That's what I'm saying.

Thank you. - Just do you.

- Thank you.

There's a chance that I'll take cory back

If he can show me that

He is not out of control crazy.

[Upbeat music]

- Get it, jenny.

I love it. [Laughs]

Yes!

- Why am I putting my lips on this thing?

- I don't know. - Disgusting.

- Oh, yes.

- Why is there so many, like, ripped pieces of paper?

- Is someone on the phone?

Wait, no, I have a serious question.

I wrote every number down.

I printed it out and wrote it.

And my paper's the one that's ripped up

And shredded everywhere? - That's your paper?

- Well, why mine?

How do I call somebody now?

I brought a list here to cali,

With all of my phone numbers on it.

We are not allowed cell phones

While I'm here on the show.

I'm gonna have to sit there and

Piece all this stuff back together.

And until then, I can't make any phone calls.

- Who ripped up his paper?

- I have no idea. I wasn't even in there.

- I'm just saying, look, someone--

Did you do this or did someone else?

- No, I have no idea who--

I mean, I was not even in here.

- Oh, my god. I need to figure something out.

Ooh. How do I find who did this?

Please, inform me.

- That wasn't me. - Not me.

- I would never, ever, ever--

- I have no idea.

- I don't know who. I don't know what.

- Uh, I don't know.

Pfft, over my head.

- But, like, come on.

What did I do to anybody else?

- No, nothing, nothing.

Stop.

- You.

I can't smile at you?

- I'm just wondering what makes--

What makes you smile about me.

- I have a good family, I really do.

- I-i can tell, that's what I love about it.

I think it's awesome.

- The way I grew up, with my mother

Having cancer all my life,

It's like I have to be--

I had to be strong for her to be strong, you know?

- Right. - You gotta push her on, so--

- But who's gonna be strong for you?

- Me. My parents are divorced.

I have one younger brother.

If I was down, he was down.

If I was down, my mother was down.

- Really? Why are we the same person?

- Like, they needed somebody to be the strong one

To keep them up, and that's the role I took on.

Back home, you gotta keep everybody together.

Your job is to keep the family together.

And that's the role I'm taking while I'm here,

And I'm okay with that.

- I can tell that you're just very grounded

In a way that, like, I don't see very often.

- Ooh, I'm grounded. - You are, you are.

- I like it. I like it. - Like, seriously you are.

[Upbeat music]

- You have boobie tassles.

- I'm letting 'em rock tonight.

- Oh, baby.

- My day, b*tch.

- Oh, my god, you girls.

That's crazy.

They're gonna pop out tonight.

- Today is my birthday.

We gonna get crazy,

'Cause today is my birthday. What?

Happy birthday to me.

All: happy birthday, jenny.

[Upbeat music]

♪

- Good, good.

- Jenny!

- ♪ You're looking good from every view ♪

- Hey! Get it!

- She's thick.

She knows how to move it.

If I had [bleep] and a*s,

I probably would do the same thing.

[All cheering]

♪

- So what was your name again?

- Oscar, like the grouch.

- Jenny. Nice to meet you, oscar.

- One day you're holding my hand,

And the next day you're with some dude at the club.

It just shows me what you thought about us.

- Jenny is probably trying to make cory jealous.

I think she likes to push cory's buttons,

To get a reaction out of him.

- Tom, shouldn't you be sleeping already?

- I'm so confused.

He's so drunk.

- Oh, hey, boo--

- Go have fun together tonight.

- I'm going to bed.

- Good night. - Sweet dreams.

[Indistinct chatter]

- [Laughs]

- The sound guy makes it so much better, though.

- I know, bro, that's why I'm sitting here.

- I'm upset right now.

- Why are you so upset?

- You busted it open on the dance floor.

You talked to some spanish dude all night.

"Let me bust the splits.

"Let me dance with the same dude all night.

Let me buy him drinks."

You're just like everybody back home.

I've been there, done that.

Smashed you everywhere. [Bleep] it.

[Laughs]

- Whatever. - Yeah, whatever.

Been there, done that, in two nights.

In two nights. Bow.

Thank you.

- Don't talk to jenny like that, bro.

- I'll talk to her however the [bleep] I wanna talk to her.

Because you know damn well-- - cory--

Come on, cory, don't, don't, don't, bro.

Come on. Be easy, be easy.

- I wanna go home. Like, I'm done with this.

I'm not used to hanging out with children, you know?

I'm used to being the drunk one,

And all my friends taking care of me.

- I had my fun. What's up?

Day two, hey.

- If you say one more [bleep]damn thing

About day two, I swear to god

I will slap you in your face.

I swear to god. - Slap me in my face.

'Cause I will not touch you back.

- Because I have a short fuse,

I feel like I'm about to explode.

And the only person I wanna explode on is him right now.

- Jenny. Jenny, you're better than this.

Don't get physical. Jenny, don't do it.

Do not do it. - I swear to god,

If you say one more [bleep] thing

About day two, I will slap you in your face.

- I'm just letting you know,

You slap me in the face, you go home.

- Do not do it. - Please, do it.

Please, do it.

Because I'm not gonna touch you. - You know you!

Don't do it. - I'm not gonna do [bleep] back.

Thank you. - b*tch.

- Thank you.

- Tom is the smartest kid in this house.

All he does is go to bed, and he deals with nothing.

He's the smartest kid in this house.

- Coming up onreal world...

- I have bad news for you. - What?

- My friends will not get you a [...]Damn bottle ever again.

- Nobody's asking. - This chick is wild.

This b*tch is out of control.

- We have to take a vote and I have to call her back.

It's up to us if we want her to come back or not.

- Damn.

- I feel like I'm in jail. I just got a letter.

- What'd you get? - I just got a letter.

I feel like I'm in jail, you know what I mean?

My ex told me, "you know what?

I'ma write you every single day."

And I was like, "all right, yeah, yeah.

Write me every day."

And so far, I've gotten a letter every day.

- Are you gonna read it? - I'm gonna read it.

Just not right at this moment.

Jenna writes like a high school girl.

[Phone ringing]

- Hello?

- Mm.

- What's going on?

- I'm just upset.

- What, about you and the girl

That you're talking to?

- I'm not talking to her anymore.

I was really aggressive.

[Groans]

- And you've done that to me too before.

- This anger is coming out.

Like, I don't just have an anger problem.

I'm not--i'm not josh. - Yes, you do, baby.

You always had one.

- I'm not just gonna go and--

- Certain things get to you more than others.

- [Sighs]

- And I don't really know what you want from me,

Because it really irks my nerves, you know, like--

- I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know.

It's not fair for you at all.

I just don't know.

You know me better than anybody else, so...

- I can't be there next to you,

Helping you through this.

Get your [bleep] together and pull it together.

Tough love. Like, you need to do this.

- Yeah.

- I'm still drunk.

- Yeah, I'm pretty sure I am too.

- Let's get those roots done, girl.

- Are we going now? - Let's get those roots done.

Yeah, let's go.

Jenny's roots kind of remind me of a baby tiger.

Just like black, black, black, black--blonde!

[Laughs] like, it's really bad.

- I look like [bleep].

And I'm rockin' the [bleep] look today.

Dude, this thing is gonna make me puke.

- Oh, god.

- Oh, hell no.

- With all of my heart-- - hey, wait, no, no, no.

It's a stop, right here, go. - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Let's go. - All right, come on.

Wait! [Both laugh]

- Ahh. - Yes!

I love it. I was gonna give up.

I love that you, like, pushed me.

- Hold on.

- Oh, jesus. - Yo, dude--

- I feel like I'm about to puke.

- Please, hold on.

- Let's get off right now.

- Yeah, let's get off.

- [Vomits]

- The girl is puking on the street.

And of course I get a nice shot of her roots again,

And I'm like, "ooh, wait a minute.

Like, we need to hurry up and get to that salon."

Here you go, love. - Thank you.

I flew off the handle last night.

I was gettin' pissed.

I mean, I was gettin'-- I pissed myself so bad

That I pissed myself off to tears.

I was seriously ready to just slap the [bleep] out of him.

I was so pissed.

Yeah.

I really had to restrain myself.

I was visualizing me just--bam.

Getting blacked out for the first time

In a long, long time,

That was my wake-up call.

I have to get sane again, 'cause obviously

I have become insane in the house.

It's amazing what--

- Nice highlights can do?

- Yes.

[Phone dialing]

[Phone line ringing]

[Voice mail beep]

- Ma, it's me, again, for the th time.

Please answer the damn phone.

Because my mom's sick,

I'd like to talk to her every day.

I'd like to get at least one call in

Where I can hear her voice and make sure she's okay.

[Phone line ringing]

- Hello. - Yo, yo.

- What's goin' on? - Can you tell mommy

To answer the phone when I call?

- What number do you have? - --

- It's .

That's probably the problem.

You talked to her, didn't you?

- Yeah, and then someone ripped my [bleep] up.

So I had to piece numbers together,

And that's what I came out with.

- All right, love you. - Love you too.

- Be safe. - All right.

- All right, bye. - Bye.

So now, it's two days without talking to my mom,

All because somebody ripped up my friggin' paper.

When I find out who did it, I will let them know,

'Cause I'm gonna be really pissed.

[Phone line ringing]

- Hello. - Hello.

- How are you? - I'm good.

I just found out that

I've been calling the wrong number.

- Have you? - Yeah.

- [Laughs]

I miss you. I love you.

- Yeah, yeah! Love you too.

- Yeah, I've been takin' a beatin' here.

- Why? What's--what's goin' on?

- Well, they got to do another surgery on the lungs.

You know, I hope to god everything goes well.

- Oh, everything's gonna go fine.

Don't you worry.

- Well, now you got my right number, eh?

- Yeah, so I'll give you a call

And keep you posted with stuff.

- I do know that you're mad at me,

And I don't know why.

- Because of the way you reacted,

Because of things that you said.

- I'm sorry for-- if anything I said

That was offensive or rude to you.

- I-i appreciate the apology.

I know you're upset,

Because I said some things to you

That I shouldn't have said.

- Let's be honest.

Cory and I were using each other for comfort.

It's like our big-a*s rebound.

It's a big-a*s rebound-fest.

- We b-both said we're just gonna have fun

And do us, right?

And so I guess at that moment,

We cut it off. - Right.

- I guess my feelings weren't cut off at that moment,

Because of how quick and how fast things got

And how comfortable I got with you.

- I hope that you and I can be friends in this house,

And not-- not have it be awkward.

- W-we can be friends. That's fine.

Me and jenny decide we're not the best for each other.

We're just gonna go with the flow,

Day to day, do our own deal.

[Phone ringing]

- Hello?

- Hello? - Yo, yo.

What are you doin'?

- I have bad news for you.

- Do you really? - Yes.

Your mom was in the hospital, and--

And she didn't make it. - What?

- Your mom was in the hospital, and--

And she didn't make it.

- What?

- She didn't make it. She passed.

- No, you're lying to me.

- No, I'm not. - You're lying.

- I didn't want to tell you on the phone,

But I have no other way to tell you.

- You're lying.

- No, I'm not, james. - Yeah, you're lying.

- Your mother's-- she's in heaven.

- You have to be lying.

- I'm not-- I wish I was.

I really wish I was lying. - Oh, come on.

You're lying.

- No, I'm not.

- That's not cool, man.

- I know. Believe me, I know.

The hardest phone call I ever had to make.

- [Crying]

I don't know. He wants to talk to you.

- Hello?

- This is james's dad. His mom passed away.

- Are you serious?

- Yes. Yes.

I'm very serious.

I-i didn't want to have to call,

But I have to let him know.

But I wanted to make sure youse all knew,

So you could give him a little support.

Whatever you can do, 'cause I can't be there to do it.

Does he want to call me back?

I don't know what he wants to do.

- I think he should call you back.

- Tell him to call me back. - Okay.

- I really appreciate it. - [Crying]

- I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry, jay.

- [Crying]

I don't cry, dude. I don't cry, I don't.

- I know, I know-- your mom--

[All crying]

- This really sucks.

It really, really sucks.

I mean, like, I don't know what to say.

I don't know what to do.

I don't know anything right now, man.

[Crying]

No, i--

- I feel like my heart's broken right now.

It's not fair.

Like, why him, you know?

And he took care of everybody when they were--

When he was there.

I don't want him to feel guilty.

That's just-- [sniffles]

He's going to feel that way.

[Phone line ringing]

- Hello. - Hello.

- What's up?

- My dad just called me a couple--

Like, maybe minutes ago.

- How come?

- 'Cause my mom passed away.

- What?

- Yeah.

- I'm so sorry, jay.

- And do you understand that every--

Every bad thing I've said,

Every stupid comment I've ever said

Is running through my mind right now?

- No, don't think of that.

- I ruined everybody's day.

Every one of my friends-- like,

Everyone here, having a great time.

And now, everybody is, like, in tears.

I mean, I don't even know these people,

Yet they're, like, friggin' family.

I didn't see it coming.

I didn't.

I really thought she could just stick it out.

Lock me out, ma?

I'm going. Give me a hug.

- Come on, i--well, you're not going for good right now.

- This is my good-bye hug.

- But this can't be your good-bye hug.

- Good-bye hug.

- She dealt with it all her life, man.

She had such a rough life.

I just wish god could've picked on somebody else

And not her so damn much.

It's gonna go so quick.

- I pushed for you in my heart,

But not to go. - I know.

- I really didn't expect them to take you.

- I didn't either. I didn't either.

The only good outcome is that she isn't in pain anymore

And she doesn't have to deal with it.

So now she can stay up top and just look over us.

I love you. I'll be back soon.

I'll be back sooner than you know.

- I love you too.

- Ahh.

Good morning, everybody.

- Thanks for coming to say bye.

- So you leave, like, right now?

- Yeah, my cab is out--

My cab's actually outside now.

Came a little bit early.

So I'm gonna fly out to new york

For my mom's funeral

And my mom's wake, and everything like that.

That sucks to say.

Give me a hug. - Bye.

- I would've fell apart, I think,

If I didn't have my roommates with me.

Don't have too much fun without me, all right?

- We won't. - We won't.

- Tell your family--

- Every one of them is there, supporting me,

Holding me down.

But in the back of my mind,

One of them did rip up my paper,

Which had my mom's number on it.

'Cause that's two days of conversation

I could've had with my mom, but didn't.

And I still don't know who it was.

- Jay's mom just passed away, and it's just

Puttin' everything in perspective.

Like, with your loved ones, and just,

Like, reminded me-- or just showed,

Like, what a jackass I act like

When I've been drinking,

And say things I don't mean, and just,

Like, hurt people left and right.

No one gives a [bleep], exactly.

'Cause she's [bleep] stupid. - I know.

- Everyone in this house is insignificant.

Get the [bleep] out my city.

And I can't-- I cannot do that anymore.

- Man, I hope jay's doin' all right.

- Jay left this morning, you know,

To go to his mom's wake and funeral.

It's pretty sad.

- So he's probably just, like,

Gettin' off, like, to his house, you know?

- He's probably landed.

It's amazing how strong he is.

It's a terrible, terrible thing to happen,

And we're all here for him.

- How you doin', man? - Sucks.

- I know.

- I'm happy to go see my family,

But I just wish I was going back for a better reason.

My last conversation with her was great.

I can only imagine how I would've felt

If my conversation with her--

My final conversation was not a good one.

- She was so mad that you were

Dialing the wrong number.

She told me, and I'm like, "what do you mean

"He's dialing the wrong number?

How could he dial the wrong number?"

So I didn't even-- I didn't even

E-mail you and say anything.

- I'm so aggravated that-- that that number

Got ripped up.

Every single person said it wasn't them.

- Of course. - Exactly.

[Upbeat pop music]

♪

- Oh, you guys, we got a bike rally going on.

♪

[All cheering] - yeah, girl.

- I see screaming and honking

And people whipping penises around.

- Oh, my god. That guy's naked.

- All I got to say is, "where do I start?"

- Not having sex is going to k*ll me.

I'm feeling like it really needs to be

A one-on-one time with me

And my favorite rubber toy that vibrates.

I'm going to have a real nice

Intimate evening with myself.

Here comes in tom!

- I was at a basketball game,

And they called up, like, four people,

And I was one of the four people.

Have you ever had quesadillas?

It was, like, whoever could eat the most in seconds won.

So I got free quesadillas for a year.

You know what I'm sayin'?

Yes, sir. Yes, ma'am.

- There's no space.

There's no privacy.

The girl can't even get off.

Thank you.

Such--such a-- thank you.

- [Laughs] I love you.

Francis and I have been together for a year,

And initially our relationship was kind of

Like a light switch, because it just

Had a lot of ups and downs.

But we're, like, as close as we've ever been.

- You don't think I'm pretty?

- No, no. Of course-- - [laughs]

- I'm not gonna say you're--

- [Laughs]

- Francis got all the girls a rose.

- Thank you. What a sweet man.

- We're going to infusion tonight.

A lot of my friends that are promoters

Throw parties at this bar.

- Ashley can't control her liquor.

She's a mess.

- Okay, ashley.

This girl is drunk.

I think it's just, with liquor,

Ashley likes to start more drama.

She needs to stop.

- I love how I get treated [bleep] in this house

And I [bleep] get everyone in this house

Everything that they ever ask for.

It's [bleep] up.

- Guess who's back-- hurricane ashley.

- [Bleep] show me respect.

'Cause no one in this house does.

- I'm starting to realize I just expect it.

It's almost like preparing for a game or something.

You're just ready like, "damn.

What is ashley gonna do tonight?"

- All I do is help my roommates,

And all they do is want to talk [bleep] about me.

[Bleep] them. I'm done.

I don't want to be here anymore.

- I'm laughing, because she's

Talked about leaving so many times.

- Let's see what the house does

Without ashley here.

Take my mic. I want to go home.

I want to go home. Like, I'm done with this.

- What are you doing?

- [Bleep]. - You're not going home.

- Cory won't let me leave, but I want to go home, baby.

- The only person that

Takes ashley seriously is ashley.

- You guys will never have a [bleep] bottle

Given to you ever again.

- The reason we have a table,

The reason we have a [bleep] bottle,

Is because of [bleep] me.

- Ashley is a hot mess.

This chick is wild.

This b*tch is out of control.

- Don't ask my friends to get you guys

[Bleep]damn tables! - Nobody's asking.

- And to get you guys [bleep] bottles!

I promise from anything... - Ashley.

- My friends will not get you

A [bleep]damn bottle ever again, ever again.

- I give ashley the crazy drunk academy award

For her performance.

[The young international's ruckus]

- ♪ Is that beat, beat

♪ Beating in your head gonna get to you ♪

♪

- You're making spring rolls for breakfast?

- I'm hungry.

- Want me to make you something? - Yes.

- Do you want me to make you some eggs?

- Yeah.

- I bet you're just feeling on yourself.

- No. - My attitude towards ashley

Is I just want to make some distance.

I want to give some space.

Like, no one really wants to talk to her.

No one wants to bring up last night.

- I don't understand how people sleep so much,

Especially in this house with,

Like, people talking, and I just can't do it.

I was?

I don't remember this.

I guess.

I don't know.

- Yeah, it's gonna be bad, dude.

Like, yesterday, I was walking,

And ashley turned around, and, like,

Accidentally, like, bumped into me,

And hit me with her drink, and I was just like--

- It really is the little things that are, like,

Just starting to add up, and, like,

Just chip away at my, like, sanity.

- Yeah, it's not okay.

- Oh, my god.

- Who's my baby? How you doin'?

- Good. - What's goin' on?

- Nothing. - Oh, hey.

- You okay? - Yeah.

- All right. - Hi.

- How are you? - Good.

- Jenna has been there for me since day one.

She knows my family. I know her family.

We go to family events together.

- I'm glad you're here. - Yeah.

- You know I love you.

- So am i, believe me, so am i.

It's so good to see jenna.

I wish it was under different circumstances.

But, you know, it gives me a shoulder to lean on.

I can't believe that it's, like,

Actually true, you know?

- It probably just didn't, like, really hit you yet.

- I wish I could, like, turn back time.

- How you doin'?

- What's up, big dog?

- How you doing? - Good, bro.

- On my wedding day, it poured, torrential.

- Oh, did it?

- And here's your mother, making a statement.

- She's doing it on purpose, right?

[Indistinct chatter]

- I'm gonna be with my family,

And be able to finally see my mom

And give my good-byes.

[Crying]

[Phone line ringing]

- Hi, babe. - Hi.

- This call is being recorded for broadcast.

- God, shut up. - Oh, my god.

- Please continue. - Shut up.

- I've been, like, checking my phone, like, /.

I'm like, "okay, I can't miss this call if she calls me."

- Oh, my god. I hella miss you.

I was in love with ashley for / years.

And we broke up because

I felt like I couldn't go after my dreams

And still be with her.

Are you gonna visit me, or is it still on the table?

- There's no way that I would not be able to see you.

- But I miss her.

Like, I can't wait until I see her again.

[Thud]

- Ooh.

- You okay?

- She's trying to find that purse.

- I can't find my purse,

And my anxiety levels are through the roof.

- All I can say is that

When you're not lookin' for it is when it'll appear.

- You probably left it at the club, fool.

I don't know. Every night we come home,

That girl, like, literally just chucks it anywhere.

- Sorry, y'all, can't find my purse.

Have you seen my purse?

Hold up. I'm lookin' for my purse.

Wait, where's my purse? - It's right here.

- Leave it there.

- You're gonna leave your purse right here?

You're crazy. Hell no, girl.

- No, I do it every day.

I do it all day, every day.

- Is this door even locked, though?

- Yes. They can't open that.

- Okay. - Everything--

My social security card, my credit cards,

My i.d.--Everything is in there.

[Phone ringing]

[Clears throat] hello.

Yeah.

- Did they find it?

- I promise from anything-- - ashley.

- Oh, my-- - it's here somewhere.

Supposedly I threw it because I was mad.

[Upbeat music]

♪

- She's stormin' around the house,

Flippin' all the couches over.

- Who just flips a plant?

Like, you can clearly see

If your damn purse is in the plant or not.

- Like, your purse isn't in a plant, obviously.

- I think some bum took the purse.

I think a bum opened the door

That doesn't always shut all the way,

And went and grabbed the purse and left.

- She is emotionally unstable right now.

- Yeah, she's about to explode.

- Yeah.

- You can just tell, like, she's going to snap.

- Yeah. - [Groaning]

- What's wrong?

- I feel like I'm a trapped animal.

I'm gonna, like, have a breakdown for real, yo.

[Crying]

- Send one down to tommy.

Nick, got to get one.

When somebody passes away,

As a special good-bye to that person,

Every person takes one shot to remember

The good memories you had with that person

And the fact that you have all your family

And friends around you now.

- Cheers. - To my mom

And everything she was about.

We all loved her.

Salud. -Salud.

- ♪ Life is hard

♪

- Yeah, baby.

- ♪ Is all we are

- Let's talk to the roomies.

[Phone line ringing]

- Hold on one second. Hold on one second.

Hello.

- Hello. - Hello.

- Hello. - [Chuckles]

- Hello. Who is this?

- [English accent] i-i can't tell you.

- Well, then I'm hanging up,

Because my brother's on the other line, so bye.

- No, tom, tom, tom.

- [Laughs]

- Tom. [Laughs]

- Did he hang up on you?

- It was a dude, and he was like,

"I can't tell you who I am."

So screw that.

- Now, he doesn't want to answer,

'Cause you're an a*s. - Hello.

- Tom, it's jay, bro.

- Jay--it was jay, guys. [Laughs]

- Is everyb-- - what up, bro?

How you doin'? - I'm okay, man.

- Well, we miss you so much here.

- You guys are the ones that are inspiring me

To stay strong.

- Thanks, that means a lot.

- And I cannot wait to get back there

And be with you guys. - We all love you

And miss you, bro. - I-i love you guys too.

I'll see--i'll see youse on saturday.

- All right.

- My ex ashley's coming to visit tonight.

I have only had my vibrator,

So I am more than excited

To finally get the time that I need

And the love that I need.

- This is impressive.

- It's not. It really isn't.

- This is. I've never had

A woman cook for me like this.

- I'm making ashley dinner.

I want to make sure the environment

She comes into is happy, is fun.

Looks like she's here.

Hi. - Hi, baby.

- Come here. - Hi.

- Welcome to my house.

- I know. I need the tour, and everything.

Oh, you're not joking that it's all open right now.

- Yeah, the whole thing's open.

Ashley, ashley.

- Hey, how's it going? Both: good.

- So that's jenny.

- Nice to meet you.

Ashley looks like an angel.

Mad props to you, arielle.

You snatched a hot one.

- She's gonna be staying with us a few days.

- Nice to meet you, ashley.

I'm cory. - Welcome to our home.

- Nice to meet you.

Seeing you again,

Definitely butterflies, for sure.

- Same, same. - I was nervous, kind of.

- I don't even know what to cheers to.

- Thank you--to you making this awesome meal.

- Even though ashley and I broke up,

We can just hang out forever,

And it's just--it's easy. - Yeah.

- Hi. - Hi.

[Laughter]

[All groaning]

- Sounded like she was being choked out.

[Laughter]

[Upbeat music]

- To jay. One more day without jay.

♪

- My man.

- I miss my friends on the outside of the house a lot,

But it's extra difficult

Because I know that they're just one block away

And I can't even see them on my terms.

It's still gonna be lights, camera, action.

[Indistinct screaming]

- This is what happens every night now.

No, it's, like, getting worse and worse and worse.

- I miss you so much while you're here,

And carrie too. We both do.

It's, like, we feel like you're in prison.

So far away. - I am in prison.

- Yeah. - We're the family.

- Wow. I was chubby.

- Let's go. Get in here.

- Even with six people around,

I'm bored without you.

This has all been, like, high anxiety /.

And I'm just getting mad, like, super easy.

And I just don't want to be like that.

When you're being filmed /,

Your true personality's gonna come out,

And I don't know if I can handle it.

-Hola. - Hey, you.

Packin' up my bags, and I'm gonna be

Headin' back to cali.

Jenna's definitely upset that I'm going.

- You should--you should bring this little guy.

- Pack 'em in there. - This little guy?

- Pack 'em all in there.

- I'll put this in your carry-on,

In case you get lonely. - Yeah, yeah.

Just in case I get lonely.

I think I got everything I need.

What's next for me and jenna?

- We are good where we are.

It's just, it'd be nice to,

Like, be official-official.

I have trust issues. He has commitment issues.

- Whoa. Okay.

- But--well, I'm being honest.

Once I get back, everything'll be good as new.

[Alarm beeping]

- I wake up, and I realize that ashley's gone.

- But her clothes and stuff are still--

I'm sure she'll come back today

And be like, "I'm sorry."

- Well, I know that she's gone.

[Laughter]

- She'll come back today, and she'll apologize

And try and get back in the house.

- I don't know what happened,

But I thought I would wake up,

And she'd be in the bed.

- No, bro, it wasn't-- - yay.

Jay's coming back today.

- I know. - I'm so stoked.

- Me too.

- I am juiced to see my boy.

All right.

I hope everything's okay,

And he's still just as strong as he's always been,

Because I need my rock back.

[Rock music]

♪

- You're the ashley right now.

- I know.

- There he is, boy.

[All howling]

- Like a bunch of animals, I swear to god.

- Yes, sir.

- What's up, baby?

- It's good to have you back, man.

- Hello. - Yes.

- I'm so happy.

- Are you doing okay?

- How was the trip, man?

- Yeah, it was nice to see family

And everything, you know what I mean?

But obviously, the reason for being there sucks, so--

- Right.

- I came back to cali

To finish it for my mom, and to finish it for myself.

- I don't know if you noticed.

We're one--one less.

- No. You're lying to me.

All: no. All: yes.

- I thought I was gonna come back,

And everybody was gonna be, like,

This close-knit family.

And I came back, and everything

Was all spiraled everywhere.

- She--i don't know.

You tell me. [Chuckles]

- I could care less where ashley is right now.

- She's missing in action, and it's been--

It's been a few days now.

- Her a*s is probably hangin' out somewhere.

- She could be running the streets

In her c*ck dress.

- I do think ashley's coming back.

- I don't know if she's coming back.

[Laughter]

[Phone ringing]

- Hello. - Jay, it's ashley.

- Ashley... - Shut up. [Laughs]

- Come on, like I didn't know that accent.

- So I'm about to come home if everyone's cool with it.

- Are you really?

- Yes.

I want to come back to the house just because

It's a once-in-a-lifetime chance that,

Like, less than % of the world will ever

Get to experience.

- So are you planning to come back for good?

- Yeah, if everyone is okay.

I don't want to come home and anyone be mad about it.

- Do you really want me to, like,

Take a house vote and let you know?

- Yeah.

- I guess I'll call you back with an answer.

- Okay.

- When you guys are done scrub-a-dub-dubbin',

We have to have a serious team meeting.

Ashley calls, and my first thought is, "what the heck?"

- Team meeting.

- I don't know what the heck's about to happen.

- What do we have here?

- We're having a team meeting.

- We're having our first family team meeting.

- So ashley called me just a little while ago.

She wants to come back.

She's not sure how everybody in the house feels about it.

So it's up to us... - [Laughs]

- If we want her to come back or not.

- Damn.

- We have to take a vote, and I have to call her back,

And let her know what we're saying.

- There's more real worldon the way,

And it starts right now.

- So ashley called me. She wants to come back.

So it's up to us... - [Laughs]

- If we want her to come back or not.

- Do you just want to write it down anonymously?

- Dang.

- It's "yes" or "no," do you want ashley

To come back in the house?

- Pros of ashley staying in the house,

She knows a lot of people at the clubs.

That's probably the only pro.

- Yeah, only one pro.

That we wouldn't get some crazy,

Psycho, new roommate.

- If you're not gonna take advantage of this

Opportunity, then you got to bounce.

- I think the house without ashley would be boring,

To tell you the truth.

She brings a lot of flavor.

- I'll make it pretty, though.

I, like, instantly know my answer.

- This is what I'm writing down.

- Yeah? - I am.

She did nothing wrong to me, as far as I know.

My reasoning is because we did--

We went through a lot to get here.

- It's a slap in the face to us that she walked out on us.

- Yeah. - I agree.

- And then thinks that she can just come in, and--

Back, like nothing happened.

- Is this--is this it? This is the final decision?

- Let's see what the votes were.

- Two "yeses," and three "nos."

- My "yes," a "no" from someone--

- Me.

- A "no" from someone, a "no" from someone,

And a "yes."

So we got two "yeses" and four "nos."

- Okay. - I'll figure it out.

- I think she's gonna be really shocked.

- I think so too, but i-i'm gonna make the phone call now.

Wow. I didn't think everyone was gonna say "no."

Oh, man. Why's it have to be me?

- 'Cause you're the-- - hello.

- Hello. - Hey.

- Oh, hey. - Hey. [Laughs]

- I spoke to everybody.

We are extremely upset that you left.

We appreciate this opportunity so much,

And it's almost like you don't appreciate

What was handed to you.

And in the end, everybody just thinks it's best

That you don't return.

- All right. Well, I'm gonna let you go.

- All right. Bye, babe.

[Funky music]

♪

- I'm happy ashley left. sh**t, get her out.

So everything is rolling smooth.

It feels like we actually are gonna get along.

We will survive.

[Clock ticking]

- Hold on, you guy-- keep it still.

[Laughs] - turn the other way.

Turn the other way.

- Hold on, hold on. Stop, stop, stop, stop.

- No, you cannot.

- No one's touching it. No one's touching it.

No one's touching it.

- I'ma prove y'all mother[bleep] wrong right now.

- Footwork.

- Footwork! - [Laughs]

- Let's go! Let's go!

- [Cheering]

- What the-- - b*tches!

- What's up? - Damn!

- Oh, my god. - Game over.

- Game over. - That's it.

- Oh, my god. - With the feet. With the feet.

- I made hot dogs with my feet one time.

- It's game over. - Are you a monkey?