29x04 - Ex-otic Encounters

[bunniefuu]

- Previously onreal world...

- Are we kissing right now? - No.

The attraction is undeniable.

- I'm about to beat his a*s, man.

- Stop it.

- Cory is straight up out of control right now.

It's a dangerous attraction.

You told me that we were meant to be together,

And now you're telling me you don't know.

- I worry about our compatibility.

- Okay, thanks. That's all I needed to know.

- Me and tom are official.

- Yeah!

- Whoo!

- What's up, girl? - Who's he talking to?

- He's talking to his ex-girlfriend.

There is a fine line with being friends with your ex

And still having feelings with your ex.

- Your mom was in the hospital.

And she didn't make it. - What?

- She didn't make it. She passed.

- So I'm gonna fly out to new york

For my mom's funeral.

To my mom and everything she was about.

- Hi. - My ex ashley--

Even though we're working through our issues,

I have only had my vibrator,

So I am more than excited to get the love that I need.

- I don't know who her family is,

But I promise my family will buy and sell her family.

Let's see what the house does without ashley here.

- Ashley called me. We have to take a vote.

And it's up to us if we want her to come back or not.

- Damn. - This is the final decision?

We got two yeses and four nos.

- I'm happy ashley left.

So everything is rolling smooth.

We will survive.

- Hello?

- Oh, [bleep].

- Oh, my god.

- ♪ All the people in the house ♪

♪ Put 'em up, like ♪

♪

♪ Put 'em up, like, whoo ♪

♪ All the people in the house put 'em up ♪

[Clock ticking]

- [Giggles] - oh, h*, h*, h*!

Are you trying to dig your finger up my [bleep]?

- Is that finger in the [bleep]?

- No, I was trying to get his ba*ls.

- But I liked it, though.

- Creepy. - Whoa!

- What? - Tom and jamie haven't had sex.

You have got to be sexually frustrated right now.

- I will dunk you. - [Laughs]

How are we gonna have sex

Whenever there's cameras everywhere, -?

I made a rule to myself

And to my dad before I came out here--

No sex on tv.

- [Laughs]

- Tom's definitely getting anxious.

Every morning I can feel him getting anxious.

- When you get back home, you might get

A surprise one night.

- Whoo! Sorry. - [Laughs] no.

- Tom, I know you got some blue ba*ls right now.

I don't know how you do it, you know.

- Rosie palm and her five friends here.

- Wrong hole, but you would like it.

[Laughter]

- My ashley's here.

We're working through our issues

Just like everyone else.

I was not happy.

I needed time to just figure

Who I wanted to be in this world.

- Baby, you [bleep] wanted to let me go.

So I was trying to move on from you, okay?

- I get it, I get it. I understand.

I'm just saying, like, that's fine.

- Please don't be mad at me, though, babe.

Don't me mad at me for that, okay?

You got to respect what I did.

I'm sorry. - That's fine.

You should've told me. That's all.

- I was not trying

To find somebody else, but it just ended up happening.

- Being with you is more important

Than, like, my sense of pride and ownership

Over the relationship. - Exactly.

- I want to get back with ashley.

But I'm also afraid of doing that too soon.

It's just not gonna be easy.

But I don't expect this to be easy.

- [Sighs]

And then I called and said, "I'm talking to someone."

And she goes, "I'm not surprised."

She hung up on me.

- Is she seeing other guys?

- No.

- Brian's seeing other girls.

It's really comforting to know

That I can talk to cory about brian

And that cory can talk to me about lauren.

I like that he is seeing other women because I feel...

- You can do what you want. - Independent and free.

So, therefore, I can do what I want.

You see what I'm saying? - I understand.

Me and lauren's relationship--

It was just dramatic for many reasons.

We had our bad nights, a lot more than the good nights.

I did eight years of that mess.

[Dog barks]

- To me, I don't burn bridges.

So I'm gonna be friends with my ex.

- What if I felt uncomfortable with the situation?

- That's a tough,

Put-you-on-the-spot type of question.

- Yeah, that's putting me on the spot.

My ex-girlfriend hailey was the first one.

I love you, girl. She's my first love.

I'll always care.

She will be one of my really good friends

For a long time.

- How would you feel if my ex was still in my life?

- You're okay, though, if she does it?

- I would be okay with it.

- Really? - Yes.

- So weird. - I wouldn't be okay with it.

- You guys, man.

- We got to work together for it to work out.

- 'Cause that's gonna be a touchy subject for me.

- You guys need to work this [bleep] out.

- We'll get it. - We will.

[Line trilling]

- Hello, clarice.

- What's up?

- Nothing. What's up with you?

Wild stuff, man. Wild stuff.

I'm not good with the feelings thing.

I'm not good with it.

Me crying for my mom was the first time

I think I've cried since, like, five years old.

That's just-- I got that hard exterior.

I was built hard. That's how I am.

Me and jenna have come to the agreement

That she's willing to work on us.

In the past, I cheated on her.

Now it's up to me to prove to jenna

That I do care about her and I want to be with her.

- We're going to, like, a beach-club thing tomorrow.

Yeah, you have nothing to worry about.

- Promise? - You don't have to worry.

- Neither do you. - I really hope not.

- Yeah, me too.

- So I got dinner covered for tonight.

Dress nice.

This may or may not be the last time you eat,

So it's important that you dress well

For your last supper.

- What?

- I am surprising my roommates tonight.

They have no idea what's coming for them.

- I don't do scary well.

I don't know what she has up her sleeve.

She said this may or may not be

The last supper we ever have.

- What? - Tonight's gonna be scary.

- Let's go. - [Laughs]

- Hi.

- I smell some good stuff right here.

[Laughter]

- Tonight I have set up this erotic dinner

Because there's obviously,

Obviously sexual tension in the house.

- Welcome to our gourmet life.

This is your first, I think, erotic dinner.

I'm fairly sure. - Okay.

Of course, arielle.

- Thank you so much. - Bon appetit.

- What the [bleep]?

I'm just saying. - Just take it in.

- I know, bro. This is really good food.

- [Laughs] - yes!

- I'm not even hungry anymore.

[Laughter]

- Tonight's erotic dinner

Will hopefully put the wheels in motion

For the jamie-and-tom train...

Spark a little between cory and jenny.

- Hold on.

- Ashley and I are definitely gonna get it in

'Cause we always do.

- I'm sorry that this isn't dessert.

- I am so good.

Naked girls and food,

Awkward and fun at the same time,

Because getting, like, a half a lap dance--

The only thought that's going through my head is,

"Jenna's gonna k*ll me."

Oh, my god.

- How many people can say they do this?

- Seriously. - This is awesome.

Jay, how's your massage going, bro?

- Dude, I have no words for this right now.

You guys could've all left the room.

I wouldn't have even know. [Laughter]

- There's this guy giving jay a massage.

I don't think he realizes what's happening right now.

- I will stay here by myself with her right now.

[Laughter]

I'm good.

They are gonna show this on tv, aren't they?

Holy crap.

- We're gonna get in so much trouble tonight.

I already know.

It's like a sex-filled room of sex-ness.

- Oh!

- [Laughs] - ♪ I like the way it's going ♪

♪ I like the way it's sounding ♪

♪ I like it when you're telling me you feel the same ♪

♪ Never tried to hide it, didn't try to fight it ♪

♪ Now it hit me - you're tasty.

You want to sit there and blow on my neck,

Tell me I smell good, and give me a massage--

I'm ready to go.

- [Laughs]

- I keep peeping over to cory,

'Cause it's turning me on

Seeing him turned on by these women.

- [Laughs] it's just, like...

- Just enjoy.

- [Laughs] hey.

- Yo, don't be jealous, guys.

- [Laughs] okay.

Seeing all of this going on around me

Definitely makes me want to get it on with tom right now.

And he's feeling it too.

- We get home, and I am just feeling

Like I want to rip off ashley's clothes.

- You are gorgeous

And because I will do anything for you.

- Oh, yeah?

No, no, no.

- Yeah. [Snickers]

- I don't know why that comes as a surprise.

Yes, cory's immature. Yes, cory's toxic.

But is he hot?

Yes.

What? - Yeah.

- What?

Is he good in bed? Yes.

Does one plus one equal two?

Yeah, it does.

- Oh, yeah.

Friends with benefit is exactly what I needed.

It's "a" okay.

- I want to have sex,

And obviously, you know, I'm a man.

Something was bound to happen.

- What is happening?

I know that. But you can still sh--

People know what's gonna go on.

- ♪ You will never hold me down ♪

- If you ever see the blankets doing

All sorts of this, you still know what's going on.

- ♪ Yeah, all I want is just to drown ♪

♪ In lights and sound

- ♪ I feel it in me

- ♪ Just try and stop me, stop me ♪

♪ Stop me, stop me, stop me, stop me ♪

[Clock ticking]

- Coming up onreal world...

- Whoo-hoo-hoo!

- I bet they'll have a new roommate

By the time we get back.

- I hope it's a sexy b*tch.

- Hello?

- Hi.

- Ah! They're bringing back all the exes.

- Seriously? - Yes.

- They're coming.

- Hello?

- Oh!

- Totally nice to meet you. Always a great time.

- Nice to meet you when I was sober...

A little bit. - [Laughs]

- Our status right now is we are not official...

- Mm-hmm. - Yet.

- Yeah?

- Ashley has to leave.

I really don't know when I'm going to see her again.

[Smooches]

Hopefully, I'll survive without her.

Drive safely.

Call me the moment you get to your car.

I messed up before, you know.

I, like-- I broke up.

And it was one of the worst mistakes.

Really? [Door rattles]

Come on, now.

- Bro, so I have one question

For you right quick. - What?

- I saw you come out of her bedroom this morning.

- How about I heard them in her bedroom last night.

- Sex? - Yeah.

- I thought y'all were, like, strictly friends.

- That's why I said I'm done asking, bro.

- We are strictly friends...

- Yeah. - With benefits.

She's not my type. I could never date her.

- But what happens now? - Just have sex with her.

- We could do that.

We, like, are on a really sweet level about it.

Like, she can bring guys home. I can bring girls home.

- And there's no one at home you want to [bleep].

- You know what I'm saying? - That's different.

That's how you're gonna keep her.

- That's the level I've been trying to reach.

And I think I did.

- For cory, it's great, but for me, it just--

I feel like it doesn't look good for jenny.

That's why usually, friends with benefits are left on the low.

You know, you don't really go bragging about it.

- I know.

I watched him walk out of your room this morning.

- We're just, so you know, friends with benefits.

We're not boyfriend and girlfriend.

We're not dating.

- I can dig that.

There's nothing wrong with friends with benefits.

Both single, trying to get it on.

Don't want to date. Do you?

- This is all ashley's stuff, right?

- Yeah.

- But I'm sure she needs her stuff.

Did she pack anything that night she left?

- I don't remember her leaving.

I wish ashley would get her stuff out of the house

So we could get a new roommate already.

- She left pretty swiftly. - None of this makes sense.

[Phone beeping]

- Hold on one second, okay?

Hello. - Hi. Is cory there?

- Yes. Can I have him call you back?

- Oh, why?

- 'Cause I'm on the phone. Who's this?

- Yeah, can you just write down the number?

- I don't know who the girl is.

But I have an idea that it's lauren,

Calling nonstop. [Phone ringing]

Hello?

- Hey, it's me again. Is cory there?

- Yes. Hold on a second.

Cory, it's that girl again.

- Hello? - Hey, how's it going?

- Who is this?

- This is lauren, you [bleep] face.

What the [bleep] is going on?

Why haven't I heard from you from a week?

- First of all, watch your tone.

- Every time I [bleep] call, it's "hey, he'll call you back."

And you don't [bleep] call me back.

- Cory's ex, lauren, sounds like a psycho.

[Chuckles]

- I haven't heard from you,

And I'm getting sick of this [bleep].

I'm not gonna be your [bleep] binky to suck on

Whenever you need me.

- We talked every day before he went on the show.

I don't want to be made a fool.

But I can't picture my life without him,

Because we were together for so long.

Have fun [bleep] jenny, because I'm not about to put up

With this [bleep] no more.

Bye. Bye. - What? Bye.

[Laughs] - what happened?

- That was lauren.

I called her, what, a week ago.

And I haven't talked to her since then.

But I called her--i don't know. - So?

I would've just been like, ooh.

- [Laughs] - it's nothing new.

And she's slick, calling me

From these weird-a*s numbers, man.

[Upbeat music]

[Indistinct chatter]

♪

- I like getting phone numbers.

I love meeting new people.

I'm all about meeting new people.

I'm still a flirt, you know.

I can get phone numbers, and I can talk to girls.

I mean, it just doesn't mean I got to take them home

And, you know, bang them out.

I don't know.

I'm not telling jenna

That I'm getting numbers while I'm in san francisco.

You can't record it. You can't record it.

She's gonna be upset and worried,

Like, am I gonna act on it?

I'm not going to,

So that's why I just don't even want to bring it up.

- It's all fun and games until you get

That instant flick of a camera...

With you doing something you didn't think you were doing,

You know?

[Phone dialing]

[Line trilling]

- Hey, what's up? - What's the matter?

- There's all pictures and stuff of you guys up.

You're doing what you want to do.

- I'm not, though.

I'm turning everyone down because of you.

I could've done so much more,

But I haven't, because I care about you.

- I so want to believe you. - Then don't believe me.

Jenna, I don't know what to tell you.

All I can do is tell you the truth,

And that's what I've been doing.

And I told you, when I get home,

I'll tell you every single thing, every detail.

- If something happens, and, like,

You don't tell me, and I find out through tv,

I'm never talking to you again.

Your number will be deleted.

- Babe.

[Phone blaring, receiver clicks]

[Groans] I hate my life sometimes.

- Jenna just pissed me off, and now I'm all--

- What happened, jay? - Nothing.

- Nothing? - Jenna is--jenna is pissed.

Jenna is pissed.

- Because you leaked.

- Because she's looking at pictures

On the internet of me dancing with girls,

And she's pissed.

- So stop doing that. - But I'm not taking girls home.

I'm not cheating.

- If I were her, I wouldn't like that either.

- Can I go out and salsa-dance with a girl?

- Oh, I think that'd be a lot better.

I'm gonna explain something. - With your hand...

You can do the little-- - salsa's all hips.

- It's all hips. - Right.

And I'm throwing you. I'm tossing you.

And I'm catching you.

And I'm spinning you. And I'm bringing you in.

- Exactly. Okay, that's salsa.

Okay, okay, that's salsa. That's salsa.

Okay, so I'll tell jenna that I was doing salsa.

And the one time she got close was when the picture got taken,

'Cause you guys got close in your salsa.

- No, no, no, this is what she doesn't want you to do,

Like this. Like... [Grunting]

That's what they do in the club.

That's what they do in the club.

I swear to god.

- I'm gonna have a good time.

So I'll just start ignoring it. I don't care.

- Oh, and here we go. What's up? What's up?

Hey, I think they're ready.

So let's go. We have the green light.

- Bye. - Bye.

-Adios.

- Yeah, we're going to chinatown on this.

[Rock music]

- ♪ Let me whisper to you softly ♪

- [Laughing]

- ♪ I can tell by the way you roll your eyes ♪

♪ There's something going on ♪

[Rings bell] - whoo!

- [Laughs] - let's do it.

- ♪ Inside, outside, out of control ♪

♪ This time out, it's out of control ♪

- This is you, 'cause you're gonna be shopping.

I'm not gonna shop. - [Sighs]

- I'm not buying nothing.

- Don't buy anything, then.

Yeah? [Laughs]

- What would you do with that? - I don't know.

- Jamie makes me extremely happy.

She's a really cool girl.

Stepping back into your heritage?

- Shh. - "Guy-e-sha."

- "Guy-e-sha"?

- Whatever those are called. - Geisha.

Coming out of a bad relationship

And then getting into this relationship with tom,

It's made me happier, I guess you could say,

Because tom is just so much better,

Like, so much better.

It's ridiculous.

Oh, yeah.

- That makes you look really korean.

- [Scoffs] it makes me look silly.

- Before I came to live in the house,

I slept with hailey.

It's hard for me to get over her.

And jamie's helping me do that.

It's just-- it's a very difficult task.

- It'd be so hot, walking around.

- Wearing nothing underneath it, though.

- No. - Then it would be real cool.

- What if something happened, and it just slipped out?

- Great tv. - [Laughs]

[Phone rings]

- Hello?

- Hello.

- Yeah.

Are you still talking to that one chick?

Can we talk about this later?

Mm-hmm, yeah.

Yeah.

Brian knows that if I get really mad at him,

That there's always going to be someone on the side.

- Jenny and I are just, you know,

Separate entities, in a sense.

But I know that there's something still there,

An underlying emotion.

I don't want to love her, but I do.

You know-- - how is that any

[Bleep] different from what you're doing?

I don't understand.

- Running meters, running meters.

Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go,

Let's go, let's go, let's go. - I need deodorant.

[Dance music]

♪

- Come on. This way, this way.

♪

- Jay kissed a girl.

And it was more than a kiss on the cheek.

- Jay, just know you are in trouble.

Jenna is gonna see what you did tonight.

They caught you kissing a girl.

- Shh. There's a camera right there, you idiot.

- Bro, they-- - don't talk in front of them!

- There are cameras following you -.

There's a chance that anything

And everything that you do is going to be recorded.

But there are times, I guess,

When the cameras aren't looking at you,

And you can just sneak something really quick.

- I was like, "bro, bro." - Wait, no, no, no.

No, no, no.

Yo, can you, like, look away

For, like, eight seconds, please?

I need to have a serious conversation, though.

I don't think they did, cory. I don't think they did.

I-i tried my hardest to make sure they didn't.

- There's just something not right about this.

You can tell he's done something wrong

Or that he feels guilty.

- Yo. - [Groans]

- I like you, bro.

But, please, go somewhere else for a minute.

[Bleep].

I want to have a normal conversation!

- I'll talk about her. We'll talk about her.

It's just like any other time that I've spoken to these girls.

You just flirt, and you get a number. That's all.

A kiss on the cheek's only a kiss on the cheek.

It's no--it's not crazy.

I didn't take the girl home

And throw her in my bed or nothing.

Exactly.

I'm not.

I'm good.

- Jay, were you-- - there's cameras!

There's cameras! There's cameras!

Cameras. - Just know what you say.

- Do not do it in front of him. - Right.

- Do not do it in front of him.

- Were you a good boy tonight? - I was a good boy tonight.

- Were you a boyfriend tonight?

- I was a good boyfriend tonight.

Jenna would appreciate what I did tonight.

- Okay, good. That's all I wanted to know...

'Cause if I was your girlfriend, I'd be mad.

- Uh-oh. Uh-oh. [Laughter]

- ♪ If I was your girlfriend, I'd be mad ♪

- I don't know what you're saying.

- ♪ If I was your girlfriend, I'd break up with you ♪

Jay kissed a girl.

He needs to be a good boy, 'cause he's not.

I would never, never, ever, never--

Can this be our sex bed? Because no one lives here.

[Clock ticking]

- I was thinking. - Mm-hmm.

- Tonight would be a great night to do that thing.

- Whenever he's thinking of something,

He just feels on his n*pples-- I don't know what's going on.

- He's thinking of cory. [Laughter]

- Cory's scariest movie isthe grudge.

What that sets up, though, is an amazing prank.

- You're still gonna do the noise, right?

- Yeah. [Caws weakly]

Wait. I have to get it right. It'll be good.

- Make sure nobody laughs.

You got to make sure nobody laughs,

'Cause I just wanted to die laughing when you did that.

[Laughs]

Oh, you are creepy.

- Like, with blood? - Yes.

- It is time, everybody.

We are going to scare

The [bleep] out of cory right now.

It's gonna be amazing.

- So we have the fake blood.

- I've got the gown

And the hair.

Tell me in the screen how scary this looks right now.

- Yes.

- [Whispering] dude, cory, I apologize in advance.

- [Snoring]

- [Groans]

- [Shrieks]

- [Screams] [laughter]

[Yells]

- Oh, that scared me. [Laughter]

What? What? What?

- Talk about a freak-out.

- Yes, I'm a grown man, but I scream like a little girl.

- I think he's dead.

[Laughter] - oh, my god.

- Whoa.

Did I just see something I should not have seen?

Mm-hmm. I did.

I'm seeing the last five-second glimpse

Of tom's email between him and his ex.

And all I'm seeing is, "I can't stop thinking about you."

I went to check my email, and tom's email was still up.

And I caught just a quick glance, okay?

'Cause you know when you click, and then it goes away?

- Mm-hmm. - Like, it logs out.

Something about him emailing and saying,

"I can't stop thinking about you."

- Ooh, that makes me mad.

Damn.

- You want to make sure that that's what he said

And not what she said.

- I'm gonna go in this interview and be pissed.

I don't know if tom's deleted it yet.

But we'll see once I get out of this interview.

- Maybe I told you at a bad time.

- Yeah, 'cause I'm about to go in there

And rip him a new one.

- Jamie, what's wrong?

- Have you read your email today?

- Yes. I don't have any emails.

- Somebody saw something.

The ex that you broke up with-- she didn't email you yesterday?

- The last email she sent was like, "I miss you a lot.

And I can't stop thinking about you."

What do you want me to say to that?

I didn't reply.

- I want her to understand you have a girlfriend.

- Okay. I will let her know.

- 'Cause that's not okay for her to be sending

That kind of [bleep] when you're in a relationship.

- But I can't help her not feel that way.

- Tell me if something like that happens.

- But you don't need to know that stuff.

- Why?

- Because that's exactly what would happen if found out--

You'd get mad.

- The fact that you didn't tell me makes it worse.

- You don't need to know. - Why? Are you hiding?

- I'm not hiding anything. You just don't need to know.

- It's kind of like hiding it.

You're not making me feel any better right now.

[Clock ticking]

- You need to communicate.

- I'm not happy. I'm pissed off right now.

A girl emails me, and then drama starts.

And I didn't do anything about that.

I can't do anything about that.

And it pisses me off that you care.

You shouldn't care what she says.

You should care what I do.

- It's just, like, that you're not saying, "dude, stop."

- I don't need to say, "dude, stop."

- Yeah, 'cause you're leaving the door open for her

To keep saying stuff like that to you.

- I'm not leaving the door open for anything.

- Yes, you are. That's her intention.

That's her manipulating her way

Into our relationship and into you.

I feel lucky that tom doesn't have experience

In relationships because I kind of get to mold him.

- Why do you like me so much?

- [Laughs] 'cause you make me laugh,

And you make me happy.

You're confident about everything.

You're so smart.

And you're innocent, and that's refreshing.

And you're really sensitive, deep down.

And that's sweet.

And you make me laugh, again.

Why do you like me?

- Because you're different.

Like, you're completely different than people I like.

And the simple fact that you won me over,

Being the way you are, blows my mind.

And I'm still trying to figure it out.

Like, I think about it all the time.

[Line trilling]

- Hello?

What's up?

We're going on a trip?

Where are we going?

Okay, okay, okay.

Hey, hey. Trip-- we're going on a trip.

Come here, come here, come here, come here.

- Yeah, right. Yeah, right.

- Are you serious? - Where are we going?

- We got to see what it is.

- "Pack your bags." Oh, my god.

- Now. - No way.

- "All of you are going on a two-day trip

On a luxurious triple-decker houseboat

At the silverthorn resort on shasta lake."

- Look at that [bleep], bro. - What?

- Yeah. - Sweet.

- A two-day trip. - Wave running.

[Laughter]

- Yes! Out of this house for two days.

Hell, yes. I'm so ready.

- Fun, dog. - Yes, sir.

- It's gonna be fun. - Let's go.

- Oh, yeah. All right.

Ashley needs to come pick up all her stuff.

I think ashley wants to be here when no one else is here,

So she can come here and get her stuff in peace.

- Hell, yeah. - Ten minutes.

- Perfect. Let's do it.

- ♪ Around the same place you hide ♪

♪ No one else can find...

- It's gonna be nothing but sun and chillin'.

- I hope they give us fishing poles.

I just want to go fishing.

[Laughter]

- It smells in here. - And it smells in here.

I'm, like, so happy you're home.

[Laughs] are these clothes yours?

- All of those. Everything in here.

Put all the shoes in one, yeah.

Don't forget all the bikinis hanging right there too.

Oh, and then I've got this stuff too.

Hey, guys. It's my last confessional.

I'm really happy. I mean, I miss the house.

It's just-- it was a lot for me.

It was very stressful and overwhelming.

All this is showing america is what a [bleep] mess I am.

[Laughs]

And to my roommates,

I know we had a rough start at the beginning,

But I'll miss you guys.

Have fun. Be safe.

We're good to go, boo.

Bye, america.

[Smooches]

I forgot my purse.

[Laughter]

[Birds chirping]

- Whoo-hoo! - We here.

- Oh.

- Whoo!

This is badass!

The houseboat is off the chain, y'all.

Where's the beer? Where's my beer?

I need a beer. - Sick.

I'm not looking up your skirt, jenny.

I promise. - Oh, whatever.

We got a hot tub on the top deck.

- See who falls overboard first.

- We got a slide.

We can slide right into the lake.

- Whoo-hoo-hoo!

- Tom!

- I don't have these lakes and houseboats

By me in the bronx.

I finally get to get outside, chill in the sun.

- Yes. So much fun.

I just feel free right now.

It's, like, the wind and water in your face.

- ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh-oh-oh

- ♪ We have fun, we have fun ♪

♪ We got a little bit of lift in our lungs ♪

♪ We're sitting home ♪

- ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

- Driving the boat.

- The white-- get rid of it.

- Okay, jesus.

- ♪ I'm going too far to the right ♪

♪ Oh, no

- Oh, my god. - That rock, though.

- We're getting really close to it.

- Ooh.

- Ooh.

Ooh! - [Laughs]

- This is sometitanic[bleep].

- This is gonna take some time, folks.

- This is exactly what I wanted,

Just to, like, not think about anything,

Not check that computer anymore.

- I bet they'll have a new roommate

By the time we get back.

- They're not gonna be moved in yet.

- No, I mean, they're gonna move in,

Like, the day we get back. - Yeah, yeah.

- 'Cause they'll have time to fly them out.

- I hope it's a sexy b*tch-- just saying.

[Laughter]

All right.

[Dramatic music]

♪

[Clock ticking]

- Don't.

- Me and tom are great right now.

[Laughs] no.

I feel a lot closer with tom

That we got to bond outside of the house.

- I'm breaking this up.

- I'm getting in right between tom and arielle.

- Aw. This is gorgeous.

- It was a good trip, y'all. - Mm-hmm.

- It was, actually. I had a lot of fun.

- That's good. - It was awesome.

- This is bonding right now.

Like, I feel closer to all of you.

- Now I consider six people my brothers.

- Exactly. That's what I'm saying.

I feel like we've known each other forever.

- There are no words for where we are right now.

This feels right.

- I say we just keep the same six roommates

We got right now.

- Okay.

- F.w.b.-- Friends with benefits.

I've said it once, I'll say it again--

We all know that's the way to go.

- [Laughs]

This is mine.

[Clock ticking]

- Hello?

- Hello?

I haven't seen cory in almost a year.

But hopefully, we'll get along, and things will go great.

And him and jenny can kind of go their separate ways.

All right, nobody's here. [Scoffs]

Right now my impression is that I am the only roommate,

And I am coming to replace ashley,

The girl that has left.

Are they hiding?

I'm confused.

[Punk rock music]

♪

- Jenny is a prize to me.

I don't want to fight, but I do want to win.

♪

- Hi. - Hi. I'm lauren.

- Nice to meet you, lauren. - Nice to meet you.

- I'm a new roommate.

- What the hell?

Wait. Who are you? Are you jenny's ex-boyfriend?

- Yes. - [Laughs]

I'm cory's ex-girlfriend.

- Oh, is that right? - [Laughs] yeah.

- Uh-oh.

I totally sympathize with lauren.

Thank god we're in here together.

- Can you believe they did this to us?

- I know, right?

I thought I was gonna walk in here all alone and face--

- Crazy [bleep]? - Yeah, some crazy stuff.

- Wow.

Thomas was definitely my first love.

And I was his first love as well.

This is crazy.

I'm coming to san francisco basically just to take a chance.

So, that way, I don't have to ask myself,

"What if I didn't go?"

Hello? - Hello.

- Hi. - I'm brian.

- Brian? - Nice to meet you.

- Hailey. Nice to meet you.

- Hailey. - Lauren.

- Lauren? Hailey.

Both: nice to meet you. - There are two people

In the house right when I walk in.

And I have absolutely no idea who they are.

- Are you someone's significant other or an ex?

- Yeah. I used to date thomas, actually.

- Ah! They're bringing back all the exes.

- Seriously? - Yes.

- Oh, my lord, have mercy. [Laughs]

- What the heck did I just get myself into?

So are they just gonna show up here?

And then we're just, like-- - they're just gonna show up.

- Oh, my god. I cannot wait to see what tom does.

- Cory's gonna be like, "hell, no."

- Oh, my god. Those sneaky producers.

- Sneaky producers.

♪

- I think you just may be right about having a roommate show up.

- Definitely.

- All of us are ecstatic about the entire trip.

But in our minds, we're all going through,

"Is there gonna be a new roommate?

You know, are they gonna move someone in for ashley?"

- There should be some level of initiation.

- Oh, there has to be. - Yeah.

- Every hour, one of us

Should go in there and just stand over them.

- This is the first season where everybody gets along.

Shocking, I know.

So, for the rest of our time here,

It's going to be nothing but smooth sailing.

- This experience is definitely gonna change

Me and jay's relationship.

I am hoping we grow stronger.

But if it's still the flirting and the hitting up girls

And stuff like that,

I don't really know what's gonna happen.

Hi.

- Oh. - Is jay here?

- Who? - Jay.

- No. - I'm brian.

- Are you his ex-girlfriend? - I'm jenna.

- We're all exes.

- Wait. What?

I didn't think it was gonna be everyone.

I thought it was only me, so I was like--

- That's comforting. - Yeah. [Laughs]

- I think it makes it so much easier that it's all of us.

We'll all kind of have each other's back,

Like, all the exes. - For sure.

- We'll be, like, a little g*ng or something.

It'll be great. - We need to form an alliance.

- I cannot wait to see the face--

Everybody's faces when I walk into the house,

'Cause they are definitely not expecting me

To be the new housemate.

- So happy. - [Gasps]

- Somebody else maybe?

- Hello?

- Hi. - Hello.

- What is going on?

- We're all exes. - We're the surprise.

- Yeah, we're all in the same boat.

- Oh, my gosh.

W.t.f.?

This is just gonna be an insane drama fest.

- I think it's gonna be awesome.

I can't wait.

- Don't go away.

This episode ofreal world continues right now.

- Back to the city, baby.

- They're coming.

- This is [bleep] weird, you guys.

- Why do you look so angry?

- Oh, he's not excited.

- Oh, it's gonna be-- [groans]

- Don't get physical. - I will if I have to.

- They cleaned up the house, though.

- Hello?

Oh, we do have a new roommate. - Really?

- Holy [bleep]. We do. It's a guy.

- Oh, we do. - I'm walking into the house,

And I'm seeing muscles.

I'm seeing dark hair.

Mmm. Like, that guy's hot.

What...the [bleep]?

My ex brian is here.

- Hi. - What's up?

- Oh, my god. - Oh, [bleep].

- Who are these people?

- Whoa. - Holy crap.

I don't know what's going on. I'm so confused!

- What was your name again? - Jenna.

- Jenna, okay. - Yeah.

And you're brian? - Yes.

- Okay. - It's gonna be intense.

- All their facial expressions is gonna be hysterical.

- They've developed a certain amount of comfort

Within in their living style. - Right.

- And we're just coming in and wiping it out.

- Yep. - It's gonna be awesome.

I hope that they're well-structured

Within themselves and can maintain.

Well, I mean, if they've already made it this far...