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29x09 - Indecent Ex-posure

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Real World". Aired: May 21, 1992 – August 29, 2019.*
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Seven to eight young adults are picked to temporarily live in a new city together in one residence while being filmed non-stop.

29x09 - Indecent Ex-posure

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- Previously onreal world...

- Jay kissed a girl.

It was more than a kiss on the cheek.

- Jenna is gonna see what you did tonight.

- There’s a camera right there, you idiot.

- There are cameras following you -.

- You don’t talk in front of them.

- Jenna’s here.

- I don’t know if jay’s gonna k*ll me.

- Do you love her? - Absolutely.

- Why will you not tell her that?

- Why is it your business what I say to her

And what I don’t say to her?

- A few months before I moved into the house,

Hailey and I hooked up.

I wanted to have sex, and it just happened.

- Hailey just looks like a sweet, innocent girl.

- Just a very likable person, but she can manipulate.

- He just wants to piss me off

Because i, like, broke his heart.

Thomas does not act like he wants me here.

It’s hurtful.

- I remember flirting with this one girl in particular,

And I kissed that girl that night too.

- You have just lit the flames of hell.

[Shouting]

- You know you’re better than that, bro.

- Chew on them apples.

- ♪ All the people in the house ♪

♪ Put ’em up like-- ♪

- ♪ Whoop



- ♪ Put ’em up like-- ♪ - ♪ whoop

♪ All the people in the house ♪

♪ Put ’em up ♪

- ♪ Time goes by so fast



♪ One last breath is all I have ♪

[Seals barking]

- I’ve had so many good days in this house.

Like, guys’ night-- we’re gonna look back,

Like, three weeks from now and be like,

"Bro, that [bleep] was fun as hell."

[Chuckling] - yeah, that was a good time.

- You know, I love jenny to death,

But I messed up that night.

You know, that shows that i’m--

I wasn’t in a healthy place to commit.

She wants to sever it, and it almost feels like a weight

Lifted off my shoulders, honestly.

- Just lay back and play it cool, man.

- Be respectful of each other,

Because i’m not gonna live in a house with that drama.

- Exactly.

She doesn’t represent me anymore.

- I get to tap into my absolute potential now.

I need to focus on me.

I’m the captain of the ship.

I want to be clean sailing.

I’m not trying to travel through the bermuda triangle anymore.

- I’m trying to, like, stay out of his way,

But he’s literally, like, ignoring me

Like i’m not even here.

Like, do you not see him, like, straight up ignoring me?

- I see it sometimes,

But i’m oblivious to everything.

- Like, i’ll try to talk to him,

And he won’t even look at me in the eye.

Thomas was definitely my first love,

And jamie’s only known him for a couple of weeks,

And i’ve known him for years.

And that doesn’t make any sense.

Like, that’s not how you treat somebody who you care about.

[Sighs]

I don’t know why I still care, honestly.

It’s stressing me out, and I need to stop.

- Y’all got stretch marks from getting big?

- Yep.

- Brian has stretch marks too.

- Yeah. - Whoo.

- When brian first came into the house,

I was initially worried that brian and cory

Were gonna get into a physical altercation.

But something worse has happened.

They’ve become friends.

Here would be cory. He’s...

[Breathing heavily]

And then brian’s probably over here

Talking about something, like, real scientific...

- Well, they call it "nitric oxide,"

And what it is, it’s a vasodilator.

- And then, cory’s probably, like...

"Yeah, man, I just want to get chicks after this,

And I just want to, like, get it in later."

That’s probably what really happens.

- So you’re a single man on this scene?

- I guess so. - Ooh!

- I guess so. - Welcome.

- [Laughs] - welcome, my friend.

You know, I think he’s got a crush on me.

- Cory’s, like, being a brother to me.

It’s, like, a feeling that I can’t necessarily describe.

It causes me to draw back a little bit

’Cause i’m not used to trusting someone so quickly.

A bromance?

It’s deeper than bromance.

That must be bropocalypse.

That must be what bropocalypse stands for.

- I’m just glad that me and you can find that spot,

And there’s no more tension. - For sure.

- I’m glad we can put those things aside

And just, you know, kind of be cory and brian.

You know? - Mm-hmm.

- So that just shows how mature

You are to see the situation.

- I was hoping I wasn’t gonna come into the house,

And you was just gonna be, like,

"Yeah, I got your girl.

"You know what i’m talking about?

I got some--"

You know, and just put it all up in my face--

But you weren’t like that. - I’m all about respect, man.

- I trust you more than I trust jenny.

- I feel like I definitely got some color.

- Yeah, I feel like my legs and my stomach

Are two different races than my top half.

- [Giggles]

So I was gonna ask, has jay been, like,

Your only long-term rela--

I mean, how long have you all been dating again?

- Two years. - Two years, okay.

- And then my last one, I dated for a year and a half.

And the one before that, I dated a year.

He cheated on me, like, a hundred times.

- Oh, my god.

How old were you?

- I was .

And then...

My last one,

I found out was a drug addict

And was, like, stealing stuff from my house and stuff, so...

- So you dated guys that were, like, holding secrets?

- Yeah. - Damn.

Well, it looks like you finally got a good one.

I don’t think he’s hiding anything.

- Yeah, we’ll see. - [Laughs]

- I am in love with jay.

I’m trusting him more, but it definitely is hard.

- As far as I know, he’s faithful to me.

I’m definitely faithful to him.

I’m not seeing anybody, getting with anybody,

And i’m really hoping he’s not either.

- [Gasps]

Arielle? - What’s wrong?

- There may be a video from sloane that involves me.

- Okay. - Okay.

- Let’s watch it. - No.

Can I delete it?

- What happened?

- Look at the bottom video that just popped up

As I was sitting here.

No, don’t-- don’t play it, though.

I don’t know what to do.

- Sometimes the production crew

Likes to post videos of what we’ve done.

I’m thinking the video may make him

Look guilty in some way to jenna.

- Oh, I thought it was me and you.

- It’s me and-- - don’t play it.

- That’s what i’m saying.

- It happened after I left the club.

That’s all I know. And I fell asleep.

They sent another video

Of jay at sloane and that girl. - Uh-oh.

- Did he do something with her?

What?

Why’d you make that face?

- Can we delete it right now?

- That’s what I asked. - Yeah.

- In, like, the last five seconds,

Everything just went down the drain.

- Why?

- Because if they can air this, i’m screwed.

- Jay is freaking out about this video

Because he knows he did something wrong.

I’m not sure what all jay has done,

But I know it’s not good if he’s worried about it.

Jenna definitely deserves to know if jay cheated or not.

- If I get [bleep],

Everyone’s gonna see that i’m a [bleep].

-I delete the video.

If it’s bad, we don’t need to watch it.

Let’s get it out of the way,

And let’s go back to living our lives.

- Well, that’s that.

Thank you. - Yeah.

- We can have a boys’ talk if you want...

’Cause I know--

Like, I know what you need to do, and I think you do too.

- Yeah, but I don’t want to do that.

- Fudge.

- It’s got me actually, like, questioning stuff now,

You know what I mean? - Huh?

- I’m, like, questioning things and thinking,

And it’s, like, what else is gonna come out?

- What else do you not want to go out?

- A lot of stuff I said prior to coming here.

- I have a main side chick,

If that’s what you want to call her.

She--she knows-- she knows about jenna.

Her name’s jamie.

Uh, steady? Yeah.

I have another steady girl, this girl, shannon.

Now, this all goes on.

There’s jamie, jenna, and shannon

It’s all at the same time.

I, like, totally forgot that they’re gonna use the stuff

That we said, like, to get casted--

- The only thing that’ll really just look bad...

Is, you know.

- I think good up until that.

When that was brought to my attention, i’m like, "damn it."

I screwed up. I cheated.

I kissed another girl.

It’s finally time for me to be up front with what I did,

And it’s only fair to jenna to know what happened.

I’m screwed.

- Coming up onreal world...

I didn’t see the video, but I know he was really upset.

- I’m emailing production to see the video.

- Oh. - Oh.

- Get the [bleep] away from me!

- Hit me again like you’ve done before.

- Hailey. Hailey, stop it!

[Electronic music]

♪♪

- Holy crap. This hurts.

- I know.

- I think my butt is growing, though.

- I think so too.

- Are you and jay good?

- I guess, yeah.

I mean, everything’s out in the open now, so it’s not like--

Nobody’s hiding any mixed feelings or anything.

So, if I find out something

That he wasn’t truthful about, I told him.

I’m like, "it’s gonna be so hard to trust you."

I’m like, "it’s just-- it’s not gonna work out."

- I’ve been thinking about telling jenna

What has been going on with jay.

She has no idea about the video.

She has no idea about that night.

It’s not fair to jenna at all.

I didn’t see the video, so I don’t know what happened.

But I know he was really upset

When he saw the video on the screen,

And they deleted it, like, immediately.

- I thought I knew everything that was going on.

But obviously, I don’t.

To be honest, I think on the video,

It’s him getting with a girl.

And if he’s lying straight to my face,

It’s not gonna work out.

- He just needs to be a man about it.

- I know.

I feel like that would be awesome

If I could just squash it with him.

- Do you want to tell me what your video was about?

- Who told you? - It doesn’t matter, jay.

- A girl kissed me on the cheek.

- It’s annoying.

- I know it is, but...

- But you still did it, and you didn’t care?

How the heck-- - I did care.

- But I was-- you knew I was gonna see it.

You still did it.

- And I apologize.

Nothing more than that happened.

- So you didn’t dance with her?

- No. - Swear to god?

- I swear to god I didn’t dance with her.

- I just want to see it.

I feel, like, if it’s just a stupid kiss on the cheek--

- It is. I don’t understand-- - I know.

Then I don’t know why this is the biggest deal ever.

- Jamie probably ratted me out to jenna.

Jamie’s a [bleep] rat.

I was gonna tell jenna everything that happened.

And then she just felt it necessary to go and "expose" me.

I’m not telling jenna everything that happened

Just because if I do it now,

She’s gonna be upset, and I don’t want to make her upset.

- Man, brian has a lot going up there in his brain.

He’s definitely making me feel like i’m in chemistry class.

I’m not about chemistry class.

- [Laughs]

- Ow. - [Laughs]

- I sense a lot of pain from you,

Maybe something that you’re avoiding.

Is that true?

- My childhood was not the easiest.

My birth father was never a part of my life.

I met him when I was --

The only time i’ve ever seen him physically.

- Do you have, like, a stepfather or anything?

- I was raised by my godparents.

Yeah.

They forced me to grow up, like, really fast.

- Yeah. - And, you know,

I’m not, like, one to throw myself a pity party,

So i’ll just tend to sit back and just keep things in,

And that’s why my, like, hot temper comes out.

- You have a hot temper?

- Yeah. You can ask tom.

- [Laughs] - and I didn’t know,

Like, what would come of me coming here,

As far as thomas and I go.

I’m, like, so confused about how I feel.

I mean, to be honest,

Like, we hooked up a couple times, you know,

Like, recently, like, before he left.

And that makes it complicated.

Being with thomas again

Did bring back a spark for me.

I don’t know how it was for him.

- Hailey and I hooked up this summer.

It might have stirred up feelings for her.

It stirred up no feelings for me,

And that is not my problem.

It is her problem.

I do not want hailey to be here,

And i’m not trying to be a [bleep].

I will not have conversations with her

Because I don’t think she deserves my conversations

While i’m in this house.

- The opportunities that you get

From being a part of the show, you earn it.

Did she earn those same opportunities,

Or did she just know somebody?

- It’s your choice. - No, it’s not my choice.

- It is.

- You decide.

Make a decision.

- Tom needs to have a conversation with hailey.

He just wants to send her home pretty much,

But he keeps putting it off.

It’s like he’s stringing her along about it,

And he just needs to be a grown man about it

And just tell her straight up that she needs to leave.

- So I can call them up right now

And be, like, "look, I want her to go?"

- No, you tell her to. You tell her that.

- And what if she’s like, "no"? - She would not be invited out.

Like, we would actually make a decision

To make it not fun for her,

But that’s only if you decide.

She’s sweet as [bleep], right?

And she’s, like, a cutesy little thing.

- She’s super innocent, super nice,

Super outgoing, super fun.

But I promise you-- she crushes souls.

When you look at hailey,

You think that she’s this innocent, sweet girl.

And in reality, she’s a very mean girl.

I’m going to tell her she needs to go home.

Hailey might commit m*rder on the show...

In cold blood, cameras and everything.

- Oh, yeah. [Bleep].

- Bro. You, you.

Let’s do it.

- Breathe. - [Exhales sharply]

- Yeah.

- [Groans]

[Exhales deeply]

- I’m not very happy about brian and cory being friends.

- Think of the situation we’re in.

They have to live together for six weeks.

You got to make it work.

If you don’t make it work,

It’s gonna be hell for six weeks.

- They should get along, but I just don’t want them

[Bleep] each other’s [bleep].

- I totally think it’s fake.

It’s a fake friendship

Just because they have to live with each other

And they have to deal with the situation.

- I’m glad i’m not the only one that feels that way.

- We got to get through it. We’re all in this together.

- [Exhales sharply]

- I’m emailing production to see the video.

I just want to see it, get it over with.

- I’m nervous. - I’m nervous.

- I’m so nervous.

- It’s there.

- I click it now? - Yeah.

He sees the camera, right?

He looked straight into the camera lens.

Oh. Oh.

Wait a minute. - Shut the [bleep] up.

- Jay?

- You can’t tell.

- No, you can’t. - You can tell.

They hooked up, and I can bet my life on that.

- "Sent me dirty emails." - Dirty emails.

- You got caught, jay.

You’re busted.

Oh, you see how, like, he’s trying

To make it on screen like that--

"You’re the one sending dirty emails, not me"?

- Ugh.

- That sucks.

- I’m so pissed off, so upset.

I just want to k*ll him right now.

- What’s up, sugar?

-Hola. - How are you?

- Not the best. - Why?

- We’ll talk in a little bit.

- Aw. Great.

I can tell something’s wrong with jenna.

I can just instantly tell.

I know how she is, and I know something’s wrong.

- Really kind of upset.

- You gonna tell me why?

- Yeah, i’m gonna go in the other room with you in a sec.

- [Sighs]

[Bleep].

What is up? What did I do?

- Um, i’m gonna ask you one more time.

- Mm-hmm?

- Nothing happened else between you and that girl?

- Can I ask why you’re asking me one more time?

- Yeah, after you answer my question.

- What, you’re gonna put me on the spot,

And we’re gonna have this conversation now, I guess?

- Yeah, so i’m just asking. - That sucks.

Yes, more happened.

- Oh, ’cause I saw the video.

- How could you see it if I didn’t?

- Because I can.

- I should’ve came clean when it happened,

But I panicked.

I got carried away. I screwed up.

I kissed her.

- That’s, like, not okay. - It’s not okay.

- And the fact that you stayed in touch with her after--

- It’s not just that.

- What? - It’s not just that.

- In the very, very beginning of when we were together,

I talked to somebody else after that.

- So you’re just like

Every other boyfriend of mine that cheated?

So you don’t stand out at all now.

- I didn’t expect us to actually fall for each other.

Hanging out with one girl while calling another girl,

That’s just what I used to do. It’s what I did.

- You’re all about the trusting. How am I gonna trust you now?

’Cause you came clean two years later,

And when you lied to me first to my face?

And it sucks, ’cause I don’t want to end.

- I don’t either. - But now it’s like

Our trust issue is down the drain.

- I’m sorry.

I care about you a lot,

And what sucked the most is that my mom loves you

And would’ve loved that you were here

But would’ve hated what I did.

She would’ve screamed at me.

- Like, was that really worth it getting with her that night,

That I could never talk to you again?

- No, it wasn’t worth it.

- And you can’t blame it on the alcohol

Because you stayed emailing her.

You’re gonna pull up your email--

You’re dirty emails to each other--

And you’re gonna show me it.

- There’s no dirty emails. - You said it on your video.

- I don’t even remember what our conversation was.

- That’s wonderful. Let’s go pull it up.

- I’m praying to god that I didn’t say nothing stupid.

Oh, jay, please. Please tell me you didn’t say anything stupid.

Okay.

I see the look on her face, and it’s not a good look.

And it’s just instantly, like, "[bleep].

I’m gonna lose her," and I don’t want to lose her.

What? - Nothing.

- You gonna talk, or are you gonna walk?

- It was, like, the most coldhearted thing in the world.

- I’m sorry. - Ugh.

- It’s not something that you should ever have to deal with.

- But I do, like an idiot.

Two years going out, we’ve never been out to dinner.

We’ve been to the movies maybe three times,

And then it’s just at his house

And we’re like watching a movie on a sunday

’Cause I see him once a week.

That’s our relationship.

- Does he call you his girlfriend?

- Uh, no. Like, "this is jenna."

- That’s it? - Yeah.

- For two years? - Yeah.

- Maybe that’s why he just feels

It’s okay to do all this stuff.

- I know. - I want her

To start sticking up for herself

And, you know, telling people off when she’s not happy.

- You might just need to let him know,

Like just kind of like how you smack the dog,

Like, on the nose, like, "no, you’re not behaving."

- You’ve got to stick to your g*ns this time.

Don’t let him just brush it off with you.

Don’t let that happen.

- Yeah.

- Are there gonna be issues tonight?

- Well, I told her what happened with sloane.

Everything is out there, and it is what it is.

Well, I don’t know what’s gonna happen now.

You know, I don’t want to see her here every day

And not be able to be with her. - Yeah.

- It’s just gonna hurt too much.

- Y’all will figure it out.

It’s literally up to her now.

- I don’t want to lose jenna at all.

I really don’t.

She’s the only stable thing I have in my life.

She’s been there for me since day one, and I need her.

I need her.

Oh, what do I do?

What do I do?

Please tell me what to do.

Help me out, please, ma.

Help me out. Please help me out.

- ♪ Somebody

♪ Wake me

♪ From this dream

♪♪

- So we’re taking the bus at polk and center.

- So we have to walk lombard street.

- We’re all just kind of ready to get out of the house...

- Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go!

- See something new and explore san francisco.

- ♪ I tell myself that it’s all right ♪

♪ I’m okay ♪

- You can see alcatraz.

- ♪ Guess i’m gonna find out ♪

- Gonna go up this way.

- ♪ There’s no way ♪

♪ I’m stumbling back now ♪

♪ I’ll figure it out ♪

- [Laughs]

- Are you flexing?

- ♪ I tell myself that it’s all right ♪

♪ I’m okay ♪

♪ Just scraping by now

- This is it, bro. - This is it right here.

- Take a picture of the three musketeers right here.

And then me.

- It’s the original real worldhouse.

- Is it really? - Yeah.

- Oh, that is dope, and they got--they had a balcony.

’ Was the last time they were in san fran.

And now here we are. - What if puck was there

And came out and was, like, "rawr!"

- Yeah, right, surprise!

- Okay, o.g.s. O.g.s.

- The o.g.s are, apparently,

The "original gangsters" of the house.

- [Bleep]. - One...

- O.g.s for life. - Two, three.

- I believe it is.

- Because you’re not an original.

- I’m on thereal worldtoo.

I don’t give a [bleep] if i’m not an original or not.

- Brian will never be a part of the o.g. Group

Because we experienced this for six weeks

Before you came in the house.

You have to respect that.

- I made it here too, and I chose to sacrifice a lot

To get here myself.

So i’m not gonna disregard that.

I was friends with cory,

But how difficult it is for them

To bring me into this is really unnecessary.

- Yo, those pictures came out pretty cool.

- Yeah, the o.g. Photos looked great.

- If you were to pick out one shirt for tonight,

What would it be? - Dark shirt.

- Can you wear a tank in a club?

- No. You’ll get your a*s beat.

-Arriba loca. - That shirt’s too much.

I would wear that shirt.

- Oh, yeah, I look like a straight latino in this b*tch.

Hey! Hoo, hoo, ha.

- Oh, it’s just you.

- You’d think you’d be on your best behavior

Because you are on camera.

And then now it just makes me think,

"What the hell does he do off camera?"

- All right, okay, well, I screwed up.

We know that.

- But what tells me that you’re not gonna do

Something stupid again?

- I didn’t go out there that night

With the intention to cheat on you.

- For being years old, that’s a pathetic excuse.

Once the trust is gone, it’s very hard to get it back.

Ugh, I don’t know.

I don’t know if things are gonna to be the same any ore.

You get away with everything way too easily.

You just think there’s, like, no repercussions or anything?

It’s just, "yeah, sure." - It’s not gonna happen again.

- My guard is up,

And you just kind of have to gain my trust back.

- I’m hoping jenna can overcome what I did

And, you know, remember how much she does care about me,

But I need her to make her decision.

I don’t think it’s gonna go in my favor, to be honest.

- I like the skirt.

- I know you. You can do better.

- That’s all I needed to hear.

- So we’re gonna stay here?

- Unless you want to go.

- Mm-mm, I don’t want to go.

[Electronic music]



- ♪ My love, I send it all the way ♪

♪ I gotta drop down, let it go, they say ♪





- Hailey’s getting in her "I miss tom" mode.

She’s bottling up her feelings

More than anybody else in this house.

And now that she’s completely wasted,

It’s getting to that point.

- I’m witnessing hailey coming on to tom.

She is pretty much all over him.

I’m not happy.

Hailey, do not touch my boyfriend like that.

- You know, like, that’s not okay.

- Jamie’s freaking out over nothing.

I have told her that I have nothing for hailey.

She should trust me.

It pisses me off.

- ♪ I’m so turned up, I ain’t turnin’ down for nothin’ ♪

♪ I’m so turned up, I ain’t turnin’ down for nothin’ ♪

♪ Turnin’ down for nothin’ ♪

♪ Turnin’ down for nothin’ ♪

- [Groans angrily]

- Jamie.

Jamie [bleep] larson.

- Tom and jamie are fighting for no reason, really.

- Sit down. I’m bringing tom.

I can see where this is gonna go.

Everyone’s had a couple of drinks,

So i’m trying to play the peacemaker for ’em.

This is coming from somebody

Who didn’t know what was going on tonight.

Go. Tom?

- What the [bleep] made me upset is this--

I have not once given this woman, this girl,

My girlfriend, the girl that I care about,

One reason to ever [bleep] question me.

And then my ex-girlfriend is gonna rub up on me

One time when she’s hammered drunk...

- Oh!

[Sighs]

I’m so upset about my relationship

That i’m just going to, um...

Release my emotions.

- You’re gonna regret this tomorrow.

- Hailey rubs up on me once.

She gets pissed the [bleep] off.

- It is okay for an ex-girl-- - hold on.

I’m not done [bleep] talking.

- Stop being--just stop. - Was I done?

He asked me to give me the space.

- Just let him finish. - Look how rude you are, though.

- Was I done? Was I done? - Just stop.

You don’t have to be so rude about it.

- She was hammered [bleep] drunk.

- That doesn’t matter--don’t touch my [bleep] boyfriend.

- [Laughing]

- Basically, what hailey did to him

Is not tom’s responsibility.

- Thank you. - No.

He could be, like, "hey, whoa.

Stop. My girlfriend is right here."

- But I don’t need to do that.

- [Laughs]

I, literally, was, like, rolling around

In their conversation about me.

- As long as i’m not going and pursuing that [bleep],

Why should it matter?

- Come here. - Let’s just go to bed, then.

Let’s just go to bed, then,

’Cause I don’t like it when you yell.

I don’t like fighting when we’re drunk.

I’m just gonna go to bed, end the fight,

And we can talk about it when we’re sober.

- You came in this house, you didn’t want any drama.

You’re doing amazing,

But jamie was upset the way that you came up to tom.

- I don’t care, though.

I don’t understand why everyone’s attacking me

When I haven’t done anything wrong.

- The way that you rubbed up on tom,

Rubbed him wrong and rubbed her wrong.

So that’s what i’m bringing to your attention.

- Hailey-- - i’m trying to avoid him

As much as I can. - What you did tonight

Was not an issue. Know that.

- I’m trying to avoid you as much as I can--

- It wasn’t an issue, no, not with me.

- I’m trying so hard to avoid you.

- I get it, but the only thing

You can do to avoid me is to leave.

- Do you want me to go home?

- I want everybody that came here

That moved in to go home,

So, yes.

I want you to go home. I want brian to go home.

I want ashley to go home.

- The project is about relationships.

The project is about relationships.

And if it wasn’t for the fact

That you had an interesting relationship,

You wouldn’t have been picked.

Do you understand the fact that if you didn’t

Have a relationship that was interesting,

They would not have picked you?

- Do you not understand that if I was to say,

"My last significant relationship with ashley"--

- They didn’t like her enough. - She would have been here.

- They interviewed her, and she was not interesting.

Therefore, they did not pick her.

They picked me for a reason.

- Will you listen to me? Will you listen to me, please?

- Tom, I went to l.a.

I did two interviews.

If it wasn’t [bleep], you [bleep] wouldn’t be here.

- Oh, yeah, I would.

Yeah, I would. If I put on my paper--

- This whole project is over relationships, tom.

- That--

Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it.

- [Bleep] off, tom.

[Bleep] off.

- Do it.

- Seriously-- seriously, [bleep] off.

- Hit me again like you’ve done before.

- No, I will not because you are not worth it.

- Look, if I put that ashley was my most recent--

- They didn’t like her enough, okay?

- Because I didn’t put she was my most recent--

Ooh, don’t [bleep] hit me in the face.

- Hailey is taking a page out of jenny’s notebook.

She literally runs up to tom and just pow!

One of the best backhands i’ve seen in a long time.

- Don’t hit me in the face again.

- [Bleep] off, tom. [Bleep] off.

- Don’t ever hit me in the face again.

- Chill out.

- I should be over there probably,

Like, mediating this situation,

Maybe pushing her away a little bit,

Because she just smacked the [bleep] out of my boyfriend.

But, hey, tom pissed me off earlier,

So he may or may not have deserved that.

I wasn’t gonna do it, but hailey did it.

- You are not [bleep]-- - get the [bleep] away from me.

You seriously can [bleep] my [bleep].

- All you do...

- Tom, you two are not staying next to each other.

- All you do--

All you do is you take advantage of everything.

- Hailey!

- All you do is you take advantage of everything.

- Hailey, stop it! Hailey, stop!

- Trying to calm hailey down is like trying to calm down

One of those crazy tasmanian devil gremlins.

Like, she is just everywhere.

The girl is quick on her feet.

- You take advantage of everything you get from me.

- He seriously is so hateful.

- Go cry and [bleep] leave!

I don’t want you here!

I don’t [bleep] want you here.

- Just chill out and relax. Don’t get physical.

Holy [bleep]. She really is kind of evil.

You guys have to work it out, you have to deal with it.

- He just doesn’t talk to me.

He’s literally ignoring me, and it’s just not fair.

- It’s because his girlfriend’s here.

- Yeah, [bleep] fat wh*re-- he doesn’t even care about her.

- Jay, for me, please just stop talking to her.

- I just want things to be calm.

Hailey, look, just stay inside and relax.

- Just please stop talking to her.

- I know. I just-- - let her go to bed.

Let her go to bed. - I know. I know.

- [Sobs]

Can you please [bleep] off, please?

Thank you.

Like, you’re cool and [bleep],

But please get off of my a*s[bleep].

Thank you.

- Hey, you all right?

- Understand that y’all showing up

[Bleep] ruined this entire thing, bro.

Is it not true, brian?

How much drama has come out of this?

I’m not talking about you in particular.

I’m talking about all y’all. I want all of y’all gone.

- I won’t even begin on that subject,

’Cause tomorrow when we can reflect on it,

I think it would be a better time.

- I will act the same way. It’s the [bleep] truth.

- You were here for six weeks before somebody else--

- Jenny and jay get into it.

You got roundhouse kicked in the face by your ex-girlfriend.

His ex-girlfriend had to leave.

The only two people that are doing fine right now

Are ashley and arielle.

- I respect you, and I want to keep it that way, okay?

- You don’t have to respect me, bro.

I’m not asking respect from anybody.

- But, you know, that’s your maturity level, not mine.

- Don’t go there, bro. - You’re almost .

- What are you trying to start? - I’m years old.

You’re almost .

- That’s not something you want to start, bro.

That’s all i’m saying is just chill out.

Bottom line-- chill out, bro.

- I’m gonna have tom’s back before brian’s back any day.

If brian doesn’t get his ego in check right now,

You know, i’m gonna have to put him in check.

- No, no, no, no, no, no. - You chill out.

Chill out. No.

- I’m not trying to start anything at all.

- I’m not getting in his face.

I’m just telling brian to chill out.

- Seeing them kind of go at it

Secretly makes me feel a little warm inside,

Because I don’t want them to get along.

- Bottom line, man-- every o.g. Here

Feels like the exes shouldn’t be here.

- ’Cause they shouldn’t. - They shouldn’t.

- End of story. - Bottom line.

- I love you all day. I love you all day.

You know that. - Yeah.

- You guys have a sentimental connection

With one another, and it’s unacceptable.

- Bro, before you was here, I was with her,

So you know the situation.

Stop acting fake right now,

’Cause you acting real fake. - How?

- Before you came here, I was with her.

Realize the situation. - I just don’t really like

All that aggression. That really doesn’t--

I don’t like it. - Brian, you and i--

We just stay calm and let everyone else freak out?

- Wow, jenny. That’s a lot coming from you,

When you roundhouse-kicked this dude in the face

Three [bleep] nights ago. - Exactly.

- You know what? That’s okay.

- That’s okay, ’cause i’m a crazy b*tch.

That’s okay. - No, no, stop.

- Go to bed!

- I just want you to know that our relationship--

- Do not get physical, hailey.

- That we’ve ever had is [bleep] up.

- That was done about a week ago.

- Don’t get physical!

- Whoa. Hailey.

- That was done a week ago, b*tch.

- [Bleep] you, tom. - Go home.

- [Bleep] off, tom. - Go to bed!

That’s great. Everything’s great.

Lay down. There you go.

- Hailey is very stealthy in her moves,

And i’m slightly relieved, because, hey,

I’m not the only one that’s been violent in the house.

Whoo-hoo. - Hailey, come here.

Look-- - he’s a [bleep] a*s[bleep].

- Calm down, ’cause you’re hyperventilating right now.

- This is sad that we need bouncers

Every [bleep] night.

- You just came up and slapped him, punched him.

- [Bleep] him. Seriously, I will do it again.

- But that’s not the right thing to do.

- I don’t care. - I know.

- He is my first love.

I took his virginity.

I cannot see him date

Somebody that’s not good enough for him.

Jamie’s [bleep] up.

Like, she’s not good enough. - No, you need to hush.

You need to hush.

- She hates me, apparently,

And she’s just letting it out right now.

- You ready? ’Cause i’m about to dive in.

- No, you’re not. You’re not going in there.

- He ignored me.

Jamie, get the [bleep] out of here.

Seriously, I do not want to talk to you.

- No, no, no, no. Look...

Look, hailey...

- She’s drunk.

- Hailey, look at me.

Hailey. - Jamie.

Jamie, come on. - Okay.

Okay, okay, never mind. I’m good now.

- Just so you know, thomas, we are [bleep] over forever.

[Bleep] you.

- Don’t go away.

This episode ofreal world continues right now.

- I have tried so hard to rekindle our relationship,

And he just dates these people

That are, like, ugly and, like, not good enough.

Like, I don’t understand how he doesn’t see it.

- Hailey already apparently [bleep] hates me.

- That girl is beyond [bleep] up right now.

- At least y’all three realize that now.

I told all of you that hailey is not

This sweet, innocent little girl

That you believe her to be.

Do you believe me now?

- You are a [bleep] disgusting a*s[bleep],

Thomas buell.

- Is she by herself yelling?

- You deserve nothing in life.

Seriously, I hope you die.

[Bleep] you.

I would never wish that [bleep] on anybody

Except for you, thomas anthony.

[Laughter]

- You just got voodoo’d.

- What have we learned in this situation?

Don’t sleep with your ex-girlfriends

After y’all have broken up.

- I would simply like to call my mother.

Please let me walk to the phone.

I’m not trying to interact with those people.

- [Humming]

- Oh, that’s cool, tom.

We all wanted to see you get changed.

- Hello? - Mom?

[Sniffles] - hailey? Honey?

What’s going on?

- Tom is just being really mean.

[Sniffles]

It’s really, really hard for me

To sit here and watch him date

Somebody else in front of my face.

Unfortunately, for me, I got, like, aggressive

And kind of slapped him.

He just... [Sighs]

- I was afraid of this.

- I’ve been trying so hard to be cool about it,

But, like, nobody else understands how hard it is,

Just sitting here and watching him,

Like, flirt with her and kiss her

And date her, and, like, I just can’t do it.

[Sniffles]

- It sounds like he’s rubbing it in your face.

And I tell you what-- when he gets back,

He just might have me to deal with.

- He just-- I hate him so much.

[Sobs]

But you know that I love him.

- ♪ Your heart

♪ Is nothin’ like it used to be ♪

♪ Nothin’ like it used to be ♪

♪ Is nothin’ like it used to be ♪

♪ Nothin’ like it used to be ♪

- Well, I think that you should try to come home.

- Either I go home,

Or I can stay here

And [bleep] shove it up thomas’ a*s,

Which is what I really want to do.

I want to stay here and make his life

A [bleep] living hell on purpose.

I would rather make it worse for him.

You better [bleep] believe that I will ruin his life.

- ♪ Yes, you stole

♪ A heart of gold, gold, gold ♪

- ♪ And now i’m never gonna see you fall ♪

- I just really have to get my korean-food fix.

- I’m most likely not gonna get anything.

- Tell me what you like when it comes to chinese food.

- Chicken and broccoli with the white sauce and rice.

- Do you like mushrooms? - No.

- Tofu? - No.

- Salmon? - No.

- Shrimp? - No.

- Do you like beef? - Is beef in a taco?

Both: yes. - All right.

Well, I like that kind.

- We’re gonna try this, and you tell me if you like it.

- [Giggles]

- It’s so slimy. - Just eat it.

Just eat it. [Laughter]

- Can I just have, like, chicken and broccoli?

[Laughter]