29x12 - The Ex-odus

[bunniefuu]

- Previously onreal world...

- Call me, like, every day if you want to.

Hailey leaving today--now me and tom can be all, like,

Lovey-dovey with each other.

- Ready?

- Bye, hailey. - Hailey broke my heart.

I have trust issues because of her.

- Have fun.

Both: we will.

- I do want you to be my girlfriend officially.

- I'm super dirty, but I like it.

- Wow. If that was my girl, I'm not cool with that.

- Wait. We're not together.

- I am talking to jenny, not you.

- You're not talking to jenny. - Yes, I was.

- You're yelling at her, and she's not responding,

Making you look like a [bleep] idiot.

- I don't give a [bleep].

- I'm sick of it, bro.

I'm sick of holding my tongue.

- Bro. - What? What? What?

I'm about to lose it.

- What are you gonna do? What?

- Don't do it. You both need to stop.

- ♪ All the people in the house, put 'em up like ♪

♪ Ooh

♪

♪ Put 'em up like, whoo ♪

♪ All the people in the house, put 'em up ♪

- Shut up. Shut that [bleep] up,

'Cause I will beat the [bleep] out of you.

- What? - Don't do this!

Both of you stop!

Don't do this!

Both of you stop! Both of you stop

Cory, get your feet down!

Brian, put your feet down! That's it. No.

- That's right. - No, that's it.

That's it. No, no, both of you, stop!

Both of youse cut this [bleep] out.

I'm respecting you.

I'm--get off.

Let go of his hand. Let go of his hand.

Brian?

Stop it for a second.

- Thank you, bro.

- What the [bleep]? - Stop.

- Bro, don't you ever [bleep] point your finger at me, man.

- [Laughs] hey, hey, hey.

- What the [bleep] just happened?

- He kicked me in my nose.

- I know. I saw.

- Who the [bleep] kicks somebody in the nose?

- Stop. We can't get physical.

- Cory and brian have been hiding this [bleep] for so long,

Pretending to like each other.

I said it since day one. The feelings are coming out.

The truth is coming out, and it's not gonna end well.

- Just know I'm about to knock brian's a*s out.

I'ma say, "look, hey, bro, you cool?"

Bow.

Brian?

- No, he's not here yet.

- Trust me, if brian is in this house, what's up?

- We don't want anybody hurt.

We don't want to see any violence.

We didn't like what we saw,

We didn't like what happened in the van,

So we don't want to put you in there with him

When he's still heated.

Does that sound reasonable? - Mm-hmm.

- Brian? - He's not here yet.

- Mm. I've kept my mouth shut for so long.

- Oh, my god.

Pretty boy cory.

- Good night.

- Good night. - Tom, tom, come here, this way.

Tom, tom, tom, you have a mic on. You have a mic on.

- Good night.

- Jenny and you can get the [bleep] out of this house.

- Cory, we shouldn't fight, bro.

- 'Cause I'm sick of being nice to everybody.

I'm done, man. I'm done being quiet, man.

Get the [bleep] out of this house.

- Cory, relax.

Relax.

[Line trilling]

It's jay.

I would love to get de-mic'd so I can go to sleep, please.

- Can you tell me what's going on?

- Cory and brian threw punches and kicks in the van.

I got in the middle. I stopped it.

- So where's brian, though, right now?

- I don't know.

They stopped us, took brian out into the producer's van.

- Brian and cory both have big egos,

And they both love to get attention,

So I'm sure there was, like, some fight over attention

That they got.

- Someone is-- - the dude you love is a b*tch.

- [Scoffs] - you don't love him--

- No, I didn't say that. - Because he loves you.

- Listen, him and I have been on and off.

Whatever. I still have love for him.

But he is a different person now.

I'm not in love with who he is now.

He has changed.

- So tell him that, 'cause I'm done, man.

I'm done being quiet.

- Why does that bother you so much?

- Because--it doesn't.

I'm looking out for you, jenny.

I care about you and who you are as a person.

- Cory grew a respect for you in the beginning this time.

- Yes, 'cause I looked out for you more than anybody else.

- You changed when brian got here,

And you didn't change for the good.

- Every time he gets around me, I become more of a sick person.

He drains all of me.

- But you can't blame it all on him.

You can't blame it all on him.

- I know. I take responsibility.

I do.

I'm just explaining to you why.

- Okay.

- And I'm sorry for everything mean that I've said.

If brian hadn't come to the house,

I think that cory and I would have grown closer,

And I think we would have been even better friends.

I don't know if we would have been boyfriend and girlfriend,

But I think that we would have been better friends

Throughout this whole experience.

- Soft-a*s boyfriend, man, crying.

Ooh.

Ooh!

I've been so quiet for so long.

Three more days-- that's all I got to tell myself.

Three more days.

- Brian, he's asleep now.

We'll deal with this in the morning

In a civil manner, civil way.

- Okay.

- ♪ You cut me down

♪ Lightning strikes the truth onto the ground ♪

♪ Assurances of resurrection

♪ No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no ♪

♪ No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no ♪

♪ No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no ♪

- What happened?

What happened?

- I'm trying to win this game with the [bleep] hand possible.

- Well, honey, it's not a game, first of all.

Second of all--

- Yes, I have something to stand for, jenny.

That's my pride... - What?

What do you have to stand for? - My confidence,

Everything that I've earned in my life.

- Well, then don't go around telling people

That we're together and-- - I didn't.

- 'Cause you're making me look like a joke.

- If you want to sit here and coddle someone else,

And you're gonna continue to [bleep] him...

- Brian... - When you move out to l.a....

Right back to l.a., You guys are gonna be friends

With benefits all over again.

- You go out every night and mack on b*tches.

I don't know what you're talking about,

And that's not the brian that I used to know.

- Because I've spent five years investing into something

That's just been given away to some bull[bleep].

- Oh, my god.

- Wasting time on you was a damn shame.

- We're not wasting any time.

We're not together in the house. - I have, five years.

I've ruined my brain with you.

- [Laughs]

I think you've ruined your brain with other [bleep].

- I will be a lonely soldier. - Just go to bed.

- You ain't trying to go to bed.

You're just trying to be fake as [bleep].

- I'm drenching his bed,

Making sure that when he comes back,

He's gonna realize that, "oh, I can't sleep here.

I'll go sleep somewhere else,"

So I can finally get a peaceful, clean sleep.

- What the [bleep] did you just do?

- Go sleep somewhere else.

- You are a b*tch.

- The bed is the only ounce of power that I have in this house.

I've lost all power.

- I've been wrecked since coming into this house

With tons of challenges,

But I'll be coming out of this thing bloody if I have to.

I mean, I will stay till the end.

[Telephone rings]

- Hello?

- Hey, pumpkin, it's dad.

- Hey, dad, so I arrive wednesday at : p.m.

- All right, great.

- I know. I'm excited.

- Jamie... - What, dad?

Achilles?

Achilles, I'm coming home.

- He's looking for you right now.

- Oh, my god. I can't wait to see him.

It is bittersweet.

It came to an end really fast, but I'm ready to be home.

I'm ready to see my dog and my dad and my family.

I'm so excited to go home, y'all.

I can already picture it.

I'm gonna see my [bleep] dog.

He's gonna run up to me,

And I'm just gonna start [bleep] bawling,

But I know once I get back to the real life,

I'm gonna wish I was back here.

- I'm gonna be home in, like, minutes.

- You're gonna text us and be like,

"So what are y'all doing at the airport?"

Both: yeah, exactly.

- [Laughs]

- What if we all just were, like,

So in the moment to get home, we forgot each other's number--

We forgot to get each other's numbers?

- Aw, man, I've got to, like, pack and stuff.

I have, like, no interest in doing it.

- Oh, bro.

I'm trying to hold myself back.

I've been working so hard to keep this anger in,

But, man, brian needs to learn his lesson.

Bro... He's gonna get hit in the face.

I am ready to go.

- Hey, yo, we need to talk. - Who?

- You and me about what happened last night.

- Do you remember what happened last night?

I really want to beat the [bleep] out of you, bro,

The way that you were talking to me.

- You was talking mad [bleep],

And then you did come over and try to hit him.

- Because I will, bro.

It's taking everything I can for not beating the--

- And that's what-- that's what you said.

"Hold on. I've been holding some [bleep] back."

That's what you said, whether you will or not--

- Because I have, bro. I've been courteous.

- What inner demons do you have?

- There's no inner demons, bro.

There is no inner demons.

- What are you standing up for?

- Simply because I want to beat the [bleep] out of you

Because you kicked me dead in the face.

- Dude, I did not kick you in the face.

You tried to hit me.

- I should knock you the [bleep] out right now.

- Coming up onreal world...

- To the last night!

- There's a lot that's gonna change,

And I don't know what I'm gonna do.

It's not a big deal. - But it is to me.

- Oh!

- At this point, I'm ready to rumble.

I'm not having that. Chill out. Chill out, bro.

- 'Cause I want to beat the [bleep] out of you,

Because you kicked me dead in the face.

- Dude, I did not kick you in the face.

But you came after me, and you tried to hit me.

- I should knock you the [bleep] out right now.

This is taking everything I can right now.

- I hear a bunch of drama going on between cory and brian.

- You look like a b*tch.

- So I'm saying, "okay, that's my queue."

I got to get out of here.

- [Bleep] right now, man.

I've been nice to you.

- For what reason?

- You want me to be rude to you?

- So you haven't been being yourself.

- What the [bleep], man? Come on.

The look in brian's eyes makes me want to

Punch the [bleep] out of this dude,

And, I mean, I'm gonna drop this dude.

I'm being courteous to jenny,

Because I live with you, and I live with her.

- Well, what are you holding back?

- Bro, just wait until-- you don't see

The big picture right now.

That's what's so funny.

- You don't make no sense. - You don't ever make sense.

- You are not coming out with what you have on the inside.

All I want to do is be able to live my life while I'm here.

You know, I'm doing my best to fit in.

- You don't have to fit in, bro.

- Cory, I thought that his and I's relationship

Wasn't so superficial until last night,

So he proved me wrong.

He's just good at hiding how he really feels.

As far your view goes and your own introspective--you know--

- Don't use these big words you don't know.

- [Laughs]

See, that's what I'm saying.

- Because, bro, you sound stupid, man.

- Just because you don't understand the word--

- It takes all the ounce of energy

For me to listen to you when you talk.

- Good job. You know what I'm saying?

Maybe one day you can understand what I'm saying.

- I don't even take that... [Scoffs]

Before, I probably would have just--bow--

Threw the first punch, but I actually sat there,

And I thought, "you know, what am I gonna get out of it?"

And I think that just shows--

I guess you could say-- how far I've come.

I have two days in this house.

What I'm doing is really trying not to snap on you

At this point.

I live with you.

I have to deal with her.

I deal with everybody. We'll be civil.

- Yes, sir. - That's that.

Man, but I'm not trying to be... - [Laughs]

- ♪ Ooh, we got big day ta-da, ta-da, ow ♪

- [Shrieks] seriously.

- ♪ Lock me up in a padded room ♪

♪ Shackles on my legs, not a moment too soon ♪

- Yeah, now what?

- ♪ Can tell by the look in my eyes it's true ♪

♪ I'm crazy over you ♪

- [Laughs]

- ♪ I'm crazy ♪

- I genuinely want to be with tom.

I want us to get out of this house and even stronger,

And I want--i want it to last.

I don't want it just to be a waste.

[Laughter]

- ♪ I'm crazy over you ♪

- Wake up.

- [Laughs]

I'm getting hot.

- Are we taking a left or right?

Should we go on that side?

- We're taking a right on jones. - Yeah.

- All the o.g.s basically say, "hey, let's go grab brunch."

- Right here. - Hi. How are you?

- Hi. Good. How are you? - Table for six?

- Yes. - Yes, please.

- After all the fights, all the fun that we've had,

I think all the originals,

We really want to talk about this whole experience.

Let's see what we've learned from everybody.

Can I get two eggs your way with--

- Well, you have to pick a way. - You have to--cory.

[Laughter]

- It's your way.

- I'm just reading what it says on the menu.

- You guys are now my family.

- I've learned a lot about myself,

But I'm gonna miss everybody, like,

The original six specifically and all of my crew.

We love y'all. - All of them, yeah.

- Bringing the exes in... - [Laughs]

- That is the best thing they could have done about my past.

- Hailey was the first person I saw, and I was, like,

I know that [bleep].

- I saw ashley, 'cause she ran out, like,

Hugging me, and I was like, "yay, oh, [bleep]."

Sorry, guys.

Mtv pulled off one of the best pranks in history

By bringing everyone's ex to the house.

- Hello.

Hi. - Hi.

- What's up?

- Oh, my god.

- Oh, [bleep].

- Who thought this was gonna happen?

No one saw this coming at all.

- All I remember is walking in the house and seeing brian.

And then it was like, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.

Like whac-a-mole, they all popped up.

- There's no way in hell I would ever date hailey again,

Not a damn chance.

- Ashley holds me down, and it's...

I'm not losing her again, period.

- Aw, my arielle's all grown up.

[Laughter]

- Aw. - Hella buddha.

- Arielle's all grown up. - Hella buddha.

- There's always a bouncer outside your door, jen,

Always a bouncer outside your door.

Every night, I get up at, like, :, : to go pee.

- That's [bleep] awkward.

[Laughter]

- I wanted to take the experience for what it is.

Not everyone gets this experience.

Both: we love san francisco!

- Flex. Okay, perfect.

[Cheering]

- So this is how your friendship works?

- Chew on them apples.

No regrets, baby. No regrets.

- That's the one thing that did help me in this place, but,

Like, me being able to finally tell jenna all this stuff--

Jamie kind of opened that door, I guess,

Just in the worst way possible.

- I do that.

- She gets results.

- I will get results.

- I said from day one I want to stay a family.

- Let's bounce, y'all.

- Get out of here, bro.

After all this time, they really are family,

And we really do care about each other.

I'm definitely not gonna miss you guys.

- Not gonna miss us. - I'm not gonna miss any of you.

- ♪ I'm keeping you close ♪

♪ I raise my head affix my eyes ♪

♪ And carry on on

- Come here. Are we gonna talk?

- Yeah, we can talk.

- There's so much going through my head about me and tom,

Because now we kind of have to plan on, like,

What we're gonna do, because he does live in dallas,

And I live in houston.

I want to hear what's going on through your mind.

- I just don't know.

- 'Cause if you were, like, "jamie, I want you here,"

I would just drive, and it's four hours.

- What's going on through my mind is that I would love

To be with you.

- But you don't think we're gonna last.

- But I want us to.

- Then make it happen.

- That's easy for you to say. You've done it.

- It's not a big deal to me.

- But it is to me. - That's stupid.

If you want it bad enough, you make it work.

- You keep saying that.

- No relationship is easy.

Don't get me wrong, especially long-distance,

But it's not as hard as he's making it out to seem.

- No, I've been in one.

- I've been in one too.

- Yeah, and they were both unsuccessful.

- They were successful.

- They were not successful. We both got cheated on.

- Yeah, the others cheated on us,

But we didn't cheat on them.

- [Sighs]

I just don't know.

- Well, figure it out, because it's selfish as [bleep] for me--

For you to do that to me.

- To do what to you?

- To not [bleep] know, and then we're gonna go out

Of this house, and you're probably gonna end up

Breaking up with me.

Just do it now so I can--

- Do what now? Break up with you?

- Why not? - Really?

- Yes.

- I don't know. I just have to think.

I have to think.

It's my future. - And my future too.

- It's coming to an end, and today we are going on a boat.

We're actually going on this bad boy calledbay wolf.

- Oh.

- We're gonna go sailing in the san francisco bay.

Ready by the name.

- ♪ I'm coming up too ♪

[Cheering]

♪ No, never alone

- [Laughs] how cute.

- See that island over there?

- Yeah.

- We're gonna aim towards that. - Okay.

- So go ahead and turn to the left a little bit.

- More? - Yeah, a little bit more.

- Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

- Don't make me nervous.

- All right.

I will miss the friendships you build,

The relationships that you build.

I would never take back this experience.

- The flies are going bat-[bleep] crazy.

Another one. [Laughs]

- Yeah, suck it.

Suck it.

- What the [bleep]?

Don't do that to me.

I would love to spend the last day hanging out and having fun,

But in the back of my mind, I'm thinking,

"What is gonna happen with jenny and i?"

I don't know what the [...] I'm gonna do.

- Oh, whoo!

- All right, we got a gal going forward for atitanicmoment.

- I believe jenny and I have changed

From the beginning of the experience.

At times, she was my best friend.

- We're having a--we're having atitanicmoment.

- It's hard to just sever and move on.

- Brian, get behind her.

- She might throw me off the boat.

- If there is a man overboard, it would be brian.

- ♪ Who knew I'd miss the pleasure ♪

♪ Yearning from myself

♪ Who knew I'd melt two hearts ♪

- Oh, hey!

All: whoo!

- ♪ 'Cause I'm anxious, anxious 'cause I know ♪

♪ My future's inching close and where am I to go ♪

♪ I just don't know ♪

- All right, when we go underneath the bridge,

We can howl, and you hear an echo,

But if you stop when I drop my hand,

You hear an echo.

Three, two, one.

All: whoo!

[Echoing]

- Oh, yeah, yeah.

- First get them to kiss you on the cheek.

Once you get them to kiss you on the cheek, it's simple.

To all the guys, this is not cheating

If you do this on a different girl.

But once you get over here...

Nope, not yet.

Okay, now, it's cheating.

- You're not funny.

You're not funny, though.

- Here's the list: how to get away with it.

One, if you're not on camera, she'll never know.

- [Laughs]

- I do feel like I've changed from the beginning to now.

I'm definitely not getting walked all over anymore.

I'm not gonna be sweeping stuff under the rugs,

And I think he knows that,

And he's gonna try a lot harder.

Three: make sure she never comes across or meets the girl.

Four: you're in the clear. That's it.

That's all you have to do. On to the next.

- So there's only four steps to it.

That's not bad.

- Lessons by jay: how to be a wh*re.

[Chuckles]

- Look at how empty that rack is.

The rack is making me sad.

- What? - The empty rack.

It's done.

- What?

What? No.

- No.

- What's up?

- I just--i'm hurting inside very deeply.

I just hope that you can understand where I'm coming from

And how I feel and how I'm trying to understand myself

In this position, and I know that I love you.

- Mm-hmm.

- And I know that I messed up.

I feel heartbroken, you know?

I am attached.

I am definitely attached.

In my heart, it doesn't feel over.

It has never felt over.

- You and I did not just meet, okay?

- I know. - We can't go backwards on this.

You have to be clear and concise and understand what you want.

Do you want to commit, or do you not?

It's one way or another.

- Let me tell you this. I do want to commit.

I do. I do.

- Well, I don't anymore.

Brian broke every single rule that was made, so we're done.

I mean, we don't have a future together,

So there's really no need to talk about anything anymore.

- Jenny, if you don't allow me to come forth

With how I feel on the inside and understand myself--

- Yeah, because I don't want to hear any more bull[bleep].

- It's not bull[bleep].

I do love you.

- Bull[bleep].

- Jamie, this is old-fashioned. Damn.

- My mom had it.

- This thing looks like jfk used it.

- [Laughs]

It's gonna be so sad going home and not waking up every morning

To the same group of people.

I'm not gonna know what to do with myself, basically.

It's gonna be lonely, and it's gonna suck.

- Are we ready? - Let's bounce.

I can't wait to go home.

- Oh, yeah, I can't either.

- How are we gonna make this work out?

I already told you what my decision was and what I wanted.

- Do you want to date?

- Yes. - I want to.

Just know that I'll enjoy it, and I want to,

But I will not enjoy long-distance.

And I will be the first one to be like, "look, I can't do it."

- That's fine, but at least you could say you tried.

- If I can't get over these trust issues that has happened

Because of what hailey did to me,

Jamie and I will not work after we leave the house.

It has to come from me.

It has to come within me, and I just need to get over it.

Jamie's worth it, so I will try.

All right. All right.

- Whoop.

I'm just happy right now.

- I know, and that just made your night.

I'm smart.

If you haven't noticed, I'm pretty [bleep] smart.

- Sometimes.

Tom has matured and opened his mind so much it's ridiculous.

- Bye. Thank you very much.

- Take care. - Thank you so much.

And I'm proud that he's my boyfriend.

- You literally are, like, the greatest girlfriend.

- ♪ I feel like I've fallen ♪

- I'll do anything for you.

- ♪ Seriously falling

♪ Hard for you

- I look awful. - This--with this necklace.

- But it's--i look so bloated.

- You got to push it in.

- Black makes you not look bloated.

That's why I wear it every single time.

- Oh, socks. That's what it needed, socks.

- Everyone's gonna go out.

We're gonna see jenny go-go dance.

- All right, bye, y'all. See y'all there.

- Can't wait. Super excited.

- Geared up in camo.

Got the camo boots on.

There's camo on the inside too.

I'm ready for w*r, baby.

- Last night, folks.

- Let's get pumped.

- Turn it up.

[Upbeat music]

♪

- What's going on, man?

♪

- Hey!

♪

- To the last night. To the last night!

To the last night.

All: yay!

- ♪ We've run a long race ♪

- [Screams]

- ♪ Time always breaks us down

♪ We've had a fun chance ♪

♪ We're feeling lost and found ♪

♪ We're empty done searching ♪

♪ There's nothing left for us ♪

- You and tom have become so close to me.

- I'm gonna miss the three mucketeers, man.

I'm gonna miss jay. I'm gonna miss tom.

I'm gonna miss that relationship,

That brother-like connection.

You guys will be seeing me, please believe.

- I've made some of the best friends,

And I mean that, some of the best friends

I could ever ask for.

There's no ice.

- Thank you.

What do you mean?

- It means that you're a hard-a*s.

- Brian, you need to go into the other room and just shut up.

♪

- Hey! Everybody's drunk.

It looks like it's about to get a little wild.

- Tom, wake up.

- Jamie, come here.

- You want to throw your air kiss at me?

- What? - Come here.

- Are you sure? - What?

- Oh, my god.

- Oh, okay.

- Last night. Get it. Get it.

Last night. Get it. Get it.

♪ Bow-bow, bow-bow

- You guys are too much trouble. - [Bleep] hide.

[Laughter]

- Oh, my god.

- [Bleep] orgy [bleep].

- You have lipstick on her nose.

- Good job, baby. Good job, baby.

- Oh, my god.

- Tom?

Tom, I cheated on you with ashley.

I had to tell him the truth.

- It's okay.

- You have not had a threesome. Shut up.

- Yeah, and I may have lied to you.

- Stop.

- I may have lied.

- What?

I will beat your-- don't do that to me.

Dude, I'm having a good night.

Brian's pissed.

What else is new?

- Calm down.

- I'm just really mad at jenny. - Right.

- That's my girl for five years, bro.

- This is between you two. I can't talk about that.

- That's the real-a*s [bleep]. - Jesus.

- That's why this b*tch is tripping.

- Don't do that [bleep]. - That's why she's slapping.

- I'm not gonna let people get physical.

- Exactly. - There's no need.

This is our last night. Let's have a good night, man.

- Whoop!

- Bro, stop being so-- bro, why are you being so--

- Do not ever get strong with me, bro.

- Oh, my god.

- You're gripping her up and me up.

- Get all my vodka in everything.

I [bleep] hate you.

- Don't get strong with me, bro.

- I hate you. - Do not get strong with me.

- I hate you.

- Brian, don't do that, bro.

- God damn it!

My food is ruined.

- I got to keep my eyes open real wide when brian drinks,

'Cause I'm looking out for jenny at this point.

You just never know what you'll get.

- I swear to god.

- If anyone knows how to handle this, cory, it's me.

- It doesn't matter, 'cause he will get physical

With you more than me.

- Listen--

- I will get him. Watch this.

Look, bro. No, time-out.

You just hit me with that.

Calm down, 'cause you just hit me with that bull[bleep].

Keep your cool, man.

Don't let the green monster come out.

- [Growls] - I know. Stop.

Go to sleep, bro. You have one day.

You can't do it right now, bro.

I'm telling you.

You can't, bro.

Brian, be careful.

You will get handled.

I'm looking out for you.

No, bro, because I got a-- - yes.

- Bro, i-- - yes.

- If you have a little brother, take time--

- Yes!

- Bro...

[Laughs] stop.

- No, no.

Whoa!

- Chill out, man.

- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

- Chill out. Chill out, bro.

- Chill out, man.

- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

- Chill out.

Chill out, bro.

I'm not having that [bleep]. Chill out, man.

No. Chill out, bro.

Bro, chill the [bleep] out.

- Everybody's just freaking out right now,

'Cause we just don't know how to take this dude.

- Calm down.

Calm down.

- You know it, bro.

- Can you stop, please?

Look at me. Look at me.

You are embarrassing yourself. Stop.

- Shut the [bleep] up. - Stop.

You're embarrassing yourself. Stop. Stop.

- Shut up.

- [Sighs]

I'm so over it, dude. I'm so over it.

- Hey. - You got it.

- You don't help.

- I do not know who brian is anymore,

But it's not someone that I love.

He's gone. He's gone.

That's my bed, dude!

- Bad mother[bleep].

What? - Calm down.

- You look like a damn gorilla in a cage.

Bro, stop, 'cause I almost whupped that a*s--

- Oh!

- All right. [Laughs]

- Come on!

- Why are there bouncers?

- 'Cause I just had to body brian, 'cause he is--

- Well, then [bleep] stop it.

- No, arielle, arielle, come here, shh.

- No. - No, no, no.

- No. - Brian is out of control.

- Brian. - Red, baby.

- My first thought is just protect him, you know,

Like, take care of godzilla.

- Arielle wants to talk to you.

- Okay. - He's my roommate.

I care about him, and I don't want anything crazy

To happen to him.

Brian, brian, what's going on?

Tell me how this happened?

What are you doing?

- I'm sad.

- About what?

- 'Cause I gave five years to my relationship to jenny.

- [Cries]

- Right now, you and jenny are not together.

That means that you have the freedom to create--

- But I spent so much time that--

- I get that. I get that.

Dude, the guy came in to the girl that he really,

Really cares about [bleep] somebody else.

There's gonna be feelings there.

- [Bleep] you, jenny.

- Stop.

Quit letting him rule your life.

- b*tch!

- I'm so embarrassed for him. - Let him--stop.

- Like, I'm so-- - let him be embarrassing.

- I'm so embarrassed.

- I have scars all over me.

- That's what's so-- - why are you trying to--

Why are you--why are you trying to [bleep] [bleep]--

- What the [bleep]?

Is that arielle?

- No, we're good. We're good.

Yo, brian and I are good. Brian and I are good.

We're good. We're good.

- I've had more emotions invested in this man

Than anyone that I've ever encountered in my entire life.

[Rock music]

♪

I have never seen that person before in my life.

- Oh, my god, dude.

- That's brian for you.

- I'm ready to go to hermosa beach, kick back,

Sip on some corona with some salt and lime.

- Mm-hmm. I have your contact information.

After this, things will be different.

I think me and jenny might be able

To be friends after this, you know.

She lives in l.a.

I live in l.a.

I think we can make it work.

How am I not gonna be like,

"Look, tonight are you going to this place?

Okay, cool. I'll be there."

- Right.

I think he still has feelings for me.

I mean, I know--i--yeah.

What's up?

Okay.

- I'm gonna be so lonely at home.

Yeah, I have my friends, but I don't have my family.

- Yep, yep.

- [Chuckles] I love you so much.

I really do.

- Oh, it's gonna be so weird not seeing you every morning.

- Isn't it?

My perfect fro.

My crazy a*s with the crazy [bleep] I say.

- [Mock sobbing]

- Today's the day, dude.

Wow.

- Give me a kiss.

- I might have gotten jealous right there.

[Laughter]

- Suck the face.

- My girlfriend basically got a bloody nose after kissing--

After kissing jamie.

[Both growl]

- Where's the other-- oh, here it is.

I need an advil.

- Me too. I'm gonna buy it at the plane station.

- Plane station? That's a new one.

I'm pretty sure it's called an airport.

Oh, [bleep].

We're all going home now.

Real worldhas come to an end, and it's sad.

It's sad, 'cause I'm gonna miss everybody here.

A lot happened last night. A lot happened last night.

Brian-- brian went crazy last night.

- Come here. Come here.

- Will anybody tell me what happened last night and why?

Like, why did I do-- - bro, you just snapped.

- It was like you literally just went mad.

- You know, I woke up in a hotel room this morning.

I don't remember much.

Got bruises on me and stuff like that.

My knees are scuffed up a little bit.

There's rug burns, whatnot, and my mouth's not bloody.

That's gatorade.

- You did this to the bed.

- I remember going crazy in here, and I have no idea why,

And I remember, like, being right here trying to leave.

- I think you were possessed by a demonic spirit.

- I guess I went big, and now I'm going home.

My taxi's here.

- Okay, bye.

- Bye.

- I'll see you. - Later.

- It's been rough living with brian.

Sometimes it's lack of communication,

And then some days are great.

Some days we get along really well.

- I'm over it... Completely.

- Bye, dude. - Love you.

- Keep your head up. - Thank you.

- Bye.

- You know, I've put in a lot of work

And didn't get anything out of it, nothing.

- All right.

- Did what I had to do.

- See you. Bye.

- The mass exodus begins, folks.

- Don't go away.

This episode ofreal world continues right now.

- Jay and jenna, there's a white van outside.

- All right, this is, like, good-bye now.

- See ya. - All right, see you.

- I don't want to go first. - No, look.

- We are official, so when someone asks, yes, it's,

"I have a girlfriend; this is my girlfriend," you know.

- You got to add that into it now.

- Bye-bye.

- Since I have been open with jen and expressing my feelings,

I plan to keep it that way, and I think if I do that

And she stands up for herself without beating me,

I think that we'll be perfect.

- I would never.

- Don't.

- The thirst is real.

Both: thirst is real.

- Ooh, ooh.

All: ooh, ooh.

- Yes. - Love it.

It's been a pleasure.

- Bye.

- Hello?

- Yes, can you please tell thomas there is a van outside?

- Yes.

- There's a gold van waiting for you outside.

- Aw. - I'm out.

Take me home.

- That [bleep] not real right now.

- I still feel as if I'm not good with relationships.

- All right, bye, bro.

- I had some nachos I have to finish.

- Hell yeah, bro. Eat those nachos.

- Awesome.

- I think that he's getting better with relationships.

- I think you are.

- But still bad.

- Still not the best, but he's not bad.

- Bye. - It was real.

- It was real.

I've learned if it's worth it, you know,

You'll try your hardest.

- I taught him a lot.

- I taught her nothing.

- Vogue on your way out.

[Laughter]

- Yes.

- I'm out, mother[bleep].

- No.

- All right, little sis, come here.

- I love you.

Being in this house, I've learned that I can't

Change somebody, and I learned that I need to stop

Butting into things when it's not my problem.

All: bye.

- I love y'all.

- That's my girl.

- It's me? - No, it's us.

- It's you two? - Yeah, we're leaving.

- Oh, come here.

- [Growls] - honey, we're leaving.

For those of you who want a second chance with your lovers,

Like, do not give up on them

Even when they tell you you should.

I mean, don't stalk them.

- Yeah, I was gonna go there.

Yeah, I was like, there's a limit.

There's--yeah.

There's a thin line between, like,

Not giving up and stalking.

Oh, it's been so fun.

Continue being your weird, quirky, awesome self.

- Yeah. - Okay.

- Walk this way, babe.

Bye.

- Bye.

- Oh, this experience.

- Here we are on the last day.

We're the lone two.

- The lone two with our ups and our downs...

Ups and downs.

[Laughs]

But we made it.

We both survived.

- Bear sex will be forever.

- Bear sex on yelp.

I give that about a ..

- I'll never look at a bear costume the same.

- After being in this house, seeing these relationships,

You know, I want a healthy relationship

The next time I'm in one.

I'm not trying to be the player anymore, be the pimp.

I've already played that role, and I see where it gets you,

And it's nowhere.

I'm gonna miss you.

You, my friend,

You and me did some damage.

- I have learned that there's a lot of growing

That I have to do, you know.

I've just been through a lot of [bleep].

It made me a pretty violent person,

And that's what-- that's what I don't like.

I'd like to stay in a much more cooler way,

But really it's just,

What doesn't k*ll you makes you stronger.

You just have to keep going and just don't stop and don't quit.

- Say bye to all the bad spirits, good spirits.

- Good-bye, bad spirits.

Good-bye, good spirits.

All right.

- I guess that's our good-bye.

- Good-bye,real worldhouse.

- ♪ Describe you

- Bye, brian. - Ups, downs.

- Yeah.

- You know.

- All right. - All right.

Adios, san francisco.

- ♪ You are the one

♪ Shout out my love to be the one ♪

♪ Just like you

- I feel like I'm forgetting something.

I'm kind of nervous.

- Yeah, I'm sure I forgot something.

♪

- We k*lled it. - Did we?

- Yeah. - [Laughs]

- Want to get some fish tacos? - [Laughs]

- This bench is so uncomfortable.

Okay.

- I will tell you that I got yelled at for doing that.

The guy came over, grabbed the beanbag,

And then, like, walked it out.

I go, "what's the matter?" He's like, "can't--"

- How'd you do it then?

Did you do it? Did you put it over here?

- No, I didn't use it all.

I just sat on the chair.

- [Sighs] oh, my god.