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30x09 - Where's the Beef?

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Real World". Aired: May 21, 1992 – August 29, 2019.*
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30x09 - Where's the Beef?

Post by bunniefuu »

Previously onReal World...

[doorbell rings]

No.

Oh, my [bleep]. I knew it.

No way.

Hi.

I'm Tony.

Jessica.

Are you [bleep] kidding me?

You keep trying

to guess who's next.

Anybody's next.

Shut the [bleep] up,

you ugly, skinny [bleep].

You're not better than nobody.

Shut the [bleep] up.

All right. Bruno!

[bleep] this [bleep].

Bruno!

My anger gets

to a certain point where

it's just so hard to control.

I'm slipping back into

my old ways a little bit.

I mean, I have a brother

I haven't talked to

almost three years.

So the thing people

would need to know about him is,

he's--definitely has a temper

and he's gonna fight back.

Sucker for blondes, man.

Damn.

While I'm here in Chicago,

I refuse to be tied down

or wrapped up in any kind

of relationship.

Let me get this out of the way.

Boyfriends?

There's a new blonde,

There's a new blonde, and Tony's all over it.

and Tony's all over it.

This [bleep] has played

with my emotions,

and I'm starting

and I'm starting to get really irritated.

to get really irritated.

♪ All the people

♪ In the house

♪ Put 'em up like what



[doorbell rings]

Surprise!

Oh, my God!

Get the [bleep] out of here.

Get the [bleep] out of here. [overlapping shouting]

[overlapping shouting]

♪ I know you feel

♪ A tickin', tickin' time b*mb

♪ A spinning wheel

♪ That's catching up

♪ Behind them

♪ Making friends, talkin' bad

♪ On the little people

♪ You don't know no more

[dogs barking]

[bleep].

Oh, are you not the cutest?

all: Aww.

I want one.

I want the little bulldog.

Yeah, he's so cute.

That terrified me.

[laughter]

It's like being a mailman.

[laughter]

Okay, I realized, you know,

I would never like Tony

if I was back home.

Like, what am I tripping about?

Because it's like when you're

told not to touch something

and you touch it anyways.

You want to touch it.

You're like, "Don't go

into this room,"

or, "Don't press that button,"

or, "Don't talk to,

like, this person."

It's like it just makes you

want to do it all the more,

just to prove that you can.

Yeah.

I know Tony's bad for me.

He's put me through so much

stuff in this house,

and it's annoying.

I wish I didn't still like him.

I hate men.

I'm writing them off.

I mean...

No, Syl.

I doubt that, but--

Syl, I need to.

I doubt that.

God, okay, well can I just

find a different one?

This Tony and Madison

relationship is one

of the worst things I've seen.

I think it's time for Madison

to make the decision.

Either you're gonna keep

letting him walk all over you,

letting him walk all over you, or you're not.

or you're not.

No.

Carla's coming over tonight.

I want to consume most

of my time with her.

I mean, if I don't ever go out

with the roommates

and I hang out with Carla, well,

and I hang out with Carla, well, that's totally fine with me.

that's totally fine with me.

So we're all going out,

but Bruno's staying home.

He never wants to go out

and hang out with us.

So I've got something

in store for Bruno.

Bruno's gonna be there.

[laughs]

I created a flat Bruno.

[laughing]

[laughs]

Flat Bruno.

[laughs]

[bleep] off.

Bruno, you ready to go out

tonight?

[laughs]

[laughs]

Flat Bruno's going out

tonight.

All right, Bruno, let's go.

Tony, you got him?

Bye.

You all have fun.

Hey, the seating

arrangement's even perfect.

Flat Bruno's sitting right here

with me, like he always does.

[laughs]

Hey, guys, after tonight,

when we get home,

I'm gonna call Carla.

[laughter]

They really brought

that billboard Bruno?

They think Bruno

doesn't go out enough.

Mm.

Going out gets so old to me.

I don't care about it.

Like, it's cool

to let loose here and there,

but all the time?

Like, you do your thing.

I do mine.

[energetic techno music]



The wolf pack

is down one wolf tonight,

so I guess I'll just

have to make up for it.

Your city's lots open.

I like it.

Where are you from, New York?

You already knew, yeah.

Yeah, you got that accent,

girl.

It's cute, though, right?

It is great.

Chicago, your women,

I love them.

I love them. I'm adorable, right?

I'm adorable, right?



I'm trying to keep

my distance from Tony.

It's really hard for me,

It's really hard for me, really hard.

really hard.



♪ Oh, no.

Oh, no.



Whoo-ooh.

[indistinct chatter]

That's mean.

Hey.

Hey. Flat Bruno better come.

Flat Bruno better come.

It was an unfortunate,

fortunate death for flat Bruno.

Real Bruno and flat Bruno

Real Bruno and flat Bruno did not get along.

did not get along.

Hey, hey.

Hey, you two!

[whispers] Stop.

Ahh!

You two better stop

right now.

You two better stop right now.

I'm trying to play firefighter,

I'm trying to play firefighter, put the fire out between them.

put the fire out between them.

Yeah.

They're not even acknowledging

that I'm hosing them

down right now.

That is how in the zone

they are.

Hey, ring, ring, ring.

Ring, ring, ring.

You want me to squirt you again?

[laughs]

You guys are gonna regret it

in the [bleep]damn morning.

Stop.

[bleep], I'm done with it.

I'm over it.

You guys make your own beds.

You guys laid in it

or lay in it together.

or lay in it together. I don't care.

I don't care.

Tony, he don't want to be

in a relationship right now,

but Tony ain't gonna

stay away from Madison.

That's the sweet spot,

and at the end of the day,

and at the end of the day, he's still laying next to her.

he's still laying next to her.

I love burgers.

I need it.

That's like--that's my source

of protein, you know,

because I'm definitely

trying to put my size back on

and be more in the gym.

My plan is to eat three now, and

then I'll save one for later.

Yeah, I make some pretty

Yeah, I make some pretty damn good burgers.

damn good burgers.

Oh, yeah, buddy.

Give me this. Give me this.

I want to warm that up.

Warm that up.

Is that warmed up?

Eh, it's warm enough.

Yeah, let me get

half of that, though.

Mmm.

Mmm.

[belches]

Excuse me.

Here's the thing:

El Hefe's so much fun, you guys

are not gonna want to leave.

Let's go. Let's get it.

Let's get it.

Let's have a good time.

Let's have a good time. Come on, Cole.

Come on, Cole.

Are you [bleep] kidding me?

Ah, these mother[bleep].

Mm, my God.

Somebody eats my [bleep] burger.

Like, I had it wrapped in foil.

It was clearly [bleep] mine.

[bleep] idiots, dude.

I got in an argument with

my brother, and we haven't

talked for / years

because of food.

I mean, there was more

that was said after,

but just a piece of food,

I will hate you.

I had one [bleep] burger

that I made earlier,

and I was gonna eat it.

Somebody [bleep] touched it.

I'm gonna flip out.

It pisses me off because I just

want to hit somebody.

Like, I'm starting

to get more and more heated.

Well, try to forget

about it, hon.

Yeah, but you know how I am.

I don't get it out of my system

when I'm angry unless

I hit somebody.

But violence doesn't

take care of anything, hon.

I just--I don't believe

how some people act.

Like, some people need to get

their teeth kicked in.

They really do.

[energetic techno music]



Yeah.

Yeah?

Yeah? Yeah.

Yeah.

Relax.

Some random dude

came out of the crowd

and just, you know,

tried to sucker punch me.

I did nothing to the guy.

I cannot believe that

mother[bleep] hit me like that.

Tony, Tony, Tony.

I can't believe that

mother[bleep] hit me like that.

Did you all see him hit me?

I saw it. I saw it.

For no reason?

I saw it.

Let's just get the hell

out of here.

Listen.

No, I'll tell y'all straight

up, that [bleep] hit him.

It hit me fast as hell,

but I saw you when you hit him.

Throw that [bleep], I was

like, "Whoa, [bleep]."

Hey, but let me tell you

something.

Oh.

I'm gonna be--

Who ate my burger?

Hold on, hold on, hold on.

No, who ate my burger?

I got hit in my [bleep] jaw

tonight, bro.

That's fine.

I'm not talking about it.

I don't care.

Who ate my burger?

Who ate my burger? Who ate my burger?

Who ate my burger?

I did.

What the [bleep]?

You got to ask.

You got to stop

taking stuff, dude.

I don't touch none

of your [bleep].

We're worried about [bleep]

people talking [bleep] about us;

he's worried about burgers.

Bruno, I will buy you

a whole pack of burgers.

Bruno, I got popped in the

[bleep] mouth tonight, but, hey.

I don't touch nobody

else's [bleep].

Hey, I give it to you,

brother.

Bruno really got upset

about them burgers.

It's the moral of the story.

I don't tough nobody

else's [bleep].

It was one burger, Bru.

It was mine that was

left there for me to eat.

Bruno.

Shut up.

I'm not talking to you.

For him to get so mad

over hamburgers,

there is clearly

something wrong with you.

I don't touch nobody

else's [bleep].

You gonna talk

to me like that?

Yeah, because I'm not

talking to you.

You're gonna talk to me

like that?

Are you [bleep] serious

right now?

Shut the [bleep] up

with your drunk a*s.

Go to bed, you drunk idiot.

You know what, Bruno?

I'm talking to him.

Go [bleep] yourself!

[bleep] you.

You're embarrassing yourself.

[bleep] you.

You're an embarrassment

to yourself.

[bleep] you. [bleep] you.

[bleep] you. [bleep] you. [bleep] you.

[bleep] you.

When Tony's flirting

with other girls,

it makes my blood boil.

I'm so fed up with, like,

you, like, I don't even

want to talk to you.

[doorbell rings]

Oh, my God.

It's like we're living in one

of those jack-in-the-box houses.

Dun, da-dun, da-dun, neh,

Dun, da-dun, da-dun, neh, da-dun, da-dun, da-dun, bam

da-dun, da-dun, da-dun, bam

I was wondering--

I was wondering if this

was the half of that burger.

So you can be mad at me.

You can cuss me out.

I don't touch nobody

else's [bleep],

but everybody got to come

and touch my [bleep].

I need that.

I'm all for sharing

as long as somebody asks.

I will get you a pack

of burgers.

It's not even that, dog.

I know. I know. I know.

I'm losing it, man.

I know you're losing it.

Hey, and also, look--

It's the fact that, with me--

It's respect. It's respect.

Exactly.

That's what it is.

I know.

But, look, I admit that I was

wrong for eating on your burger.

Did I say I'm sorry?

Yeah.

My bad.

Wolf pack. Ay.

Come on, buddy.

Take it easy, big guy.

Please, I apologize

for everybody.

We love you in this house, dude.

So I just want to see you happy.

That's all.

Give me a hug, man.

I love you.

Mwah. You're sexy.

If I was a [bleep],

I'd grab your butt.

[laughs]

I appreciate it, though, J.

I appreciate it, though, J. Come on, man.

Come on, man.

I'm trying not to let

the best of my temper

get to me with things,

but I feel I'm starting

to build things up again,

and I can't get the release

I can back home

like as I would here,

just up and go

and drive and clear my head

and whatever.

But...

[huffs]

It either it gets better,

or it gets worse.

I mean, I'm gonna

try to make the best of it

and try not to let things

bother me, but I'm only human.

I will make a lot of mistakes,

I will make a lot of mistakes, and we'll see what happens.

and we'll see what happens.

Uh, yeah.

It's okay.

I just feel like

that should not be happening.

You do what makes you happy.

If waking up next to him

or someone makes you happy,

then do that,

but just don't ever settle.

Tony reminds me

of my ex-boyfriend.

A lot of their traits

and the bad things

that my ex put me through,

Tony does them too.

I always set myself up

for disaster.

Now I know I need

to change that.

Do you want to be with him?

I want to be with

someone who, like,

wants to be with me.

Well, then just talk

about it.

I think Madison's finally

realizing that if you want

to have a stable relationship,

if you want someone

to, you know, respect you,

not only, like, physically,

but emotionally and morally,

you need to first respect

yourself.

You should lay down the law.

You should lay down the law. Yeah, I think I need to.

Yeah, I think I need to.

[laughs]

Cool.

It's an "I'm sorry" hamburger.

The lesson from last night

is, Bruno and his protein,

you don't touch.

And Bruno's burgers

you don't even go next to.

You don't even look at it.

It's not even an option.

It's not even there.

Hi.

Hey.

It's a beautiful, sunny day.

I want to get some--

Go check out the freezer.

Burgers?

Just wait.

Yay!

So many burgers.

Thank you, guys.

I want you guys to understand

that you don't have to do that.

I appreciate it.

It's just the principle.

You know what I mean, Tony?

It's the principle of it.

Yeah, I mean, my bad

for eating it, bro.

[bleep] like that

sets me off.

Like, if I seen that

and you guys were here,

I would have been

in your face or whoever's.

The reason I don't talk

to my brother for / years

was because he touched--

he took my food.

Obviously it was what was said

after, you know?

I just want you to know

I don't want to lash out

in the wrong way,

but if it gets to that,

that's who I am.

I don't know the whole story

with Bruno's brother,

but I wonder,

what was that about?

Like, what happened, you know?

I don't see how you could allow

yourself to get to that point

with your sibling

and then, you know,

take it to a level

take it to a level where you don't talk to him.

where you don't talk to him.

I was raised with cows.

I had my own.

Did you really?

Swear to God.

I have pictures herding cows.

I used to herd cows from

one farm to the other.

We k*lled then

and eat them eventually.

But we had cows

that were just for milk.

We had cow--

We had cow-- [all laughing]

[all laughing]

The fact that you grew up

on a farm and you know

they get slayed, and you still

want more burgers...

[all laughing]

Moo.

Moo.

[laughter]

[doorbell rings]

That [bleep]'s not

even funny.

No way, bro. Like, no way.

That's not even cute, bro.

We just got rid of two.

It's like we're living

in one of those

jack-in-the-box houses.

No one's home!

Any second, somebody new

can pop through that door.

Dun, da-dun, da-dun, neh,

da-dun, da-dun, da-dun, bam

No one's home!

Not again.

Who's there?

Who is that?

It's two people.

Oh, my God!

[all screaming]

Ahh!

Who do I see? My two sisters.

We are all triplets.

Thank you.

This is the best surprise ever.

all: Oh!

all: Oh! Look at you!

Look at you!

Back home, we all live

in one house.

You ready?

One, two, three.

Yeah.

Yeah, buddy.

They are my best friends.

Like, family

is everything to me.

The longest I've been apart

from my sisters--

freaking a month and a half.

This is the longest.

Oh, my God, I missed you.

Give me a kiss.

Hi.

Both of us are getting

married.

[laughter]

We're really excited,

before we both move out

and before we kind of

start our own lives,

that we get together and kind of

do, like, one last hurrah.

You know, Nicole's still in

the phase of, "Want to go out,

have a good time, you know,

maybe hook up with someone."

I hope that she can kind of,

you know, move forward

with somebody

and marry somebody.

I hope she meets someone.

[laughs]

[sniffles]

Honey, don't cry.

I'm gonna cry.

Having Nicole's sisters

come in and to have family

in there, see people

that actually love each other,

it's like a breath of fresh air.

That's beautiful.

That's love right there, man.

I'm jealous.

Why couldn't you send

my brother here?

This is just not fair.

It's not fair at all.

Show me your room.

What are you doing?

Show me around.

Sam, come on.

Yeah, my room's a mess.

Of course.

You don't have anyone here

to clean it up.

Hi, I'm Ashley.

Ashley, Madison.

Nice to meet you. Hi.

My name is Sylvia.

Ashley. Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

[all speaking at once]

Pleased to meet you.

Jason.

Hi. Ashley.

Nice to meet you.

Is this your room?

Yeah.

She almost broke

my [bleep]damn hand off.

Yeah.

[laughter]

Do you all lift?

[bleep].

One Nicole is enough,

but three in total

with the same energy?

This is gonna be crazy.

all: Hello.

We are here together,

all three of us.

My hair's a mess, though.

It's okay. You look gorgeous.

It's okay, yeah.

I know.

And we're so excited

to be here.

And we're excited to hear

what Nicole's been up to.

She better be staying

out of trouble.

Look at her with

her lipstick on.

I know. Who are you?

It's from yesterday.

both: Ew.

[all laughing]

So what else did I miss?

What else did you miss?

What did you miss?

I just got back from Hawaii.

Sam got back from Hawaii,

and all we got was

this stupid T-shirt.

[all laughing]

The house is gonna be loud.

[laughter]

People call us loud, louder,

and loudest.

We went to Kauai

for our three year.

Tell her what that is.

[all laughing]

It's another island.

The loudest is probably

gonna go to Ashley.

[laughs]

The second she laughs,

you would think that

there's a dying seal.

[gasping and laughing]

[laughter]

When do you plan

on moving to Hawaii?

Yeah, when's that going down?

Probably January.

both: No way.

Both of them are gonna move.

This is the first time that

we all gonna be separated.

Why would you do that?

January or February.

I know.

Maybe Nicole's gonna

get married too.

And what about you, missy?

Any relationships?

Yeah.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Really?

Dating someone here.

Seriously?

Of course not.

[laughter]

Whatever.

They hate my lifestyle.

They want me to settle down.

Technically, we all do

have wedding rings.

No one will ever love me

like I will love myself,

so I bought my own

engagement ring.

I'm married to myself.

Hello?

Ma, you're not even

gonna believe this.

We're all getting married, Mom.

Three weddings.

You thought two were bad?

[all laughing]

Third one's a charm.

both: What?

Third one's a charm.

What?

Huh?

The third one's a charm.

Oh, the third one's a charm.

Third one's a charm.

Mom, I don't know where

this Boston accent came from.

We need to fix it.

We're gonna smack it out of her.

You didn't give her enough--

Wait, you didn't give her

enough beatings as a child.

Ma, tell her to stop

making fun of my sisters's

speech impediment.

[all laughing]

So, Mom, are you and Dad,

like, doing anything

special this weekend?

special this weekend? Oh, yeah, we are.

Oh, yeah, we are.

[all laughing]

[gasping and laughing]

Let's go, y'all.

Everybody has their own

driver's license?

Why do I always get stuck up

front by myself?

[laughter]

Today we're about to go

to NASCAR, and I'm so excited.

I've never been to a NASCAR

race before.

None of us have been.

So can't wait to do this

with the roommates.

Oh, my God, I can see it.

[person speaking indistinctly]

Oh, that's dope.

Oh, my God, I am--

This is so cool.

[wrench whirs]

Yeah. Ooh.

It's pretty [bleep] awesome

to be in the pit

before they race.

It's where all the action is.

To hear the cars roaring,

engines, like, it's dope.

Front row ticket, basically.

There's Jeff Gordon,

How's it going?

No way.

Yes.

Yay.

Danica!

Whoo!

Ah!

Man, I'd give her

some GoDaddy.

Can I take a picture

with you?

So very nice to meet you.

Oh, yeah.

Meeting Kyle Larson

is so surreal, I can't even

explain the excitement

that I'm feeling right now.

What's going on?

I did not expect

to meet Kyle Larson today.

This is major. This is huge.

[engine roaring]

[cheers and applause]

If you're able to be there

in the moment, then you can

understand why people walk

around with NASCAR tattoos

on their back.

[cheers and applause]

Yeah, buddy.

Yeah, buddy!

We chilling.

To have our RV

in the infield is very cool.

Oh.

Ice, baby.

Chilling.

It's just like one party

to the next, to the next,

to the next.

[engines roaring]

Hear the noise...

[engines roaring]

And cars whipping through,

going from our RV

to other people's RVs,

I'm having fun.

I'm so happy that we're able

to be a part of this.

♪ Here comes the weekend

Saw a spot open.

[engines roaring]

♪ Hanging out

♪ With my best friend

[laughter]

[engines roaring]

♪ Wish I was a cool kid

Wow, what a pass.

♪ Wish I was a cool kid

[cheers and applause]

Kyle Larson leading this race

for the first time today.

Hey, where you going?

I'm gonna go take a shot.

If that's okay, Syl.

I brought it for everybody.

Yeah.

Oh!

Oh, my God!

[laughs]

[grunting]

Nice catch.

V, you're a idiot.

Oh, [bleep].

What are the chances

of me hitting her in the face?

I feel really bad.

Put a beer on it.

It hurts so bad.

It hurts so bad. I'm just like, "Ow."

I'm just like, "Ow."

[engines roaring]

Oh, [bleep].

She needs ice, big time.

It's so [bleep] up.

She's just getting the [bleep]

end of the stick for everything

right now.

It's not that bad.

It's not that bad.

And now she's getting

a black eye.

[laughs]

You know, it's kind of,

like, sexy.

like, sexy. Let's get up out of here.

Let's get up out of here.

You're gonna try to cover

it up for me?

I do feel horrible

about the face.

Look on the bright side, though.

You have really,

really nice hair.

Bye, guys.

Bye.

You ladies have a good time.

Thank you.

Yeah, hurry up.

Don't wear heels.

Ashley, let her

wear whatever.

Come on. Shut up.

Sam, you won't fall.

You don't know that.

I got it. Don't worry.

Oh, my gosh.

There's too many of you.

There's so many of you.

Come on. Hurry up.

Are you overwhelmed?

Yeah, dude.

I feel like it took me long

enough to get along with Nicole,

and now there's, like,

three of her.

Cole likes to play this game

where let's see how awkward

I can make situations for you,

so she's, like, hooked up

with two different girls.

It's a place I work, and--

Really?

both: Yeah.

That's not okay.

Both of my sisters

hate the way I treat people

and the reputation

I have as being a player.

Right here?

Yeah, let's do it.

It's definitely not

the greatest look, but it's me.

I love Chicago.

I wouldn't mind living here

for the rest of my life.

both: Really?

The friends that I have

that are here

are phenomenal people.

Honestly, yeah,

the first week, like,

I--I didn't want to be here.

Like, it was tough.

Like, it was tough. I cried in the confession.

I cried in the confession.

I'm not happy

with some things.

Like, you know what?

I think it is--

I'm addicted to cheating.

I love it. It's a high.

I don't think you're

addicted to cheating.

I think that when you think that

you care about someone too

much, you want to hurt them

first before they hurt you.

And that's why she does it.

Yeah.

Maybe.

I think it's difficult

to open up because that's when

you are the most,

like, vulnerable.

You're basically saying,

"Hey, this is who I am.

Now if you want to hurt me,

you can."

With Nicole,

that's how I feel.

I say that she's like

the type of person that

would rather leave

than be left.

Every single time she

gets into a relationship,

there comes a point where

she realizes if she really

starts to like this person,

she has to take two steps back.

I think you're afraid.

Afraid of what?

I do.

Afraid of someone doing the

same thing that you do to them.

Don't lead somebody on,

because we're at a point

in our lives when you're

not a baby.

You're not years old.

You can't [bleep] with

people's emotions.

people's emotions. It's not fair.

It's not fair.

♪ So

♪ Oh

Oh!

Yeah, money!

Bruno's out there

cutting up with us and, boy,

I'm glad to see that

he's smiling here.

We having a good time.

♪ Ah

♪ Ah

[techno music]

[techno music] ♪



[laughs]

It takes a lot

to push me to my breaking point,

but at this point, when Tony

is flirting with other girls,

it makes my blood boil.

it makes my blood boil. [indistinct chatter]

[indistinct chatter]

[indistinct chatter] Yeah, you do.

Yeah, you do.

Of course I'm aware

when Madison's around, you know,

and I'm flirting

with other girls.

I feel bad for her,

but at the same time,

I know she understands up here.

I understand up here.

I understand up here. You know, we're not together.

You know, we're not together.



♪ Let's go. Get in.

Let's go. Get in.

[car horn honks]

[car horn honks] Ooh.

Ooh.

Winning.

Twinning.

No, winning.

[laughter]

My brother,

I don't talk to him, but...

[speaking indistinctly]

How come?

All right,

I'll tell you the story.

It may seem stupid.

It was over a tuna fish

sandwich.

I had tuna that I set aside.

It was mine.

And I get home,

and this dude's just sitting

there making a pocket with it.

And I'm like, "Dude,

what the hell?

That's my only source

of protein."

And, like, he was always

kind of a d*ck compared

to everybody else.

Like, growing up,

he was more closed off,

obviously, I think

because of him being g*y

or bi, whatever he is.

Like, he knew my father wasn't

accepting of it.

Whatever.

Him and I start arguing,

and I was like, "Whatever."

I grabbed the other pocket.

I'm eating it.

And I was like, "Mmm,

delicioso."

He was like, "Oh, you should

have died that night

you got hit by a car.

You're gonna die by cancer."

No way.

And not even nobody, like,

that doesn't like me, whatever,

says [bleep] like that to me.

That's crazy.

Two years ago, I was struck

by a car at around

miles an hour.

I got tossed up in the air,

landed on the hood,

and I crushed the windshield.

I nearly lost my life,

but I'm alive and thankful.

I was dying, so, like,

I didn't take that [bleep]

lightly, you know what I mean?

Even then, I still had,

like, my bad temper.

Like, I black out

when I get heated.

I was like, "Repeat that again."

I was like, "I promise you

you're gonna need to get

your jaw wired shut."

I swear to God,

if my mother wasn't there,

I would have split his jaw.

I've learned to let anybody

come and go easily

without thinking twice about it.

Because of that?

And I'm always

telling people.

I definitely don't think

people know how severe

his temper is.

He definitely feels like

he needs to achieve something.

I don't think he--

I don't think he's happy.

There's a lot of issues,

a lot of jealousy.

My brother's very jealous,

like really jealous.

Like, him and I walk by.

It's like a stranger, like,

walking in the neighborhood.

That sucks, man.

It truly is.

Even if he apologizes now,

Even if he apologizes now, I'll never forgive him, ever.

I'll never forgive him, ever.

Want me to dance

in the street like a...

It's a beautiful day,

and I want to show my sisters

Chicago.

This is the last time

to kind of enjoy time

as sisters instead of them

enjoying time as the newlyweds.

♪ At the park

♪ Or at the beach

♪ At home or on TV

Is that a boar?

♪ Nothing could go wrong

♪ When you're with me

♪ Catch a ride

♪ Or catch a wave

♪ At home or in L.A.

[laughter]

Yeah, I love my sisters.

♪ When you're with me

[camera shutter clicking]

♪ When you're with me



Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, ooh.

Oh, my God, Nicole.

Ooh.

Don't do that again.

If that would have went

over the--ooh.

Don't do that--

both: Oh!

Son of a [bleep].

We need that ball.

[bleep].

Yo, J, hurry up.

[laughter]

Jason!

You're good, Jason!

You're good!

[women screaming]

[laughing] Oh, my God.

[laughter]

Want to say the water

was cold, but I wasn't in it

long enough to find out.

All I could think was, "I got

to get the hell out of here,

'cause I can't swim."

[laughter]

That's the most expensive

picture you'll ever take.

picture you'll ever take. Yo, anybody have a towel?

Yo, anybody have a towel?

So this is my new theory.

Can I just become a [bleep]

all of a sudden?

Do you have a bitchy bone

in your body?

I do.

If you have one, then

I'd be pretty impressed to see

it because I don't think you do.

I don't usually

stand up for myself,

but I need to please

myself first, damn it, for once.

I need to not care...

about Tony

about Tony and just care about myself.

and just care about myself.

I lose my [bleep]

all the time.

Go for it, lady.

Throw something.

Hit something.

I lose my [bleep]

all the time.

[clattering]

What'd you just throw?

What'd you just throw? I don't know.

I don't know.

Who threw that?

[laughs]

Madison threw that?

All right.

We haven't seen this side

of you before, Bubbles.

I told you my saucy side's

about to come out to play,

about to come out to play, 'cause now I'm just pissed.

'cause now I'm just pissed.

You guys are moving.

I'm at home.

Me and Mom are gonna

die together.

Shut up. No.

Mom's gonna be

in the wheelchair.

I'll be like, "Mom,

I'm coming with you."

[laughter]

"I'm gonna die."

[laughter]

[speaks indistinctly]

It's like--

Stop.

We're not growing apart.

That's what life's about.

Like, we're supposed to, like,

all, like, live,

and, like, you're supposed

to get married.

Like, we can't live

together forever.

You have to find who you are.

You really do.

And I feel strongly about this.

You leave before you're left,

and I feel like it's the

easiest thing to hurt someone

because you're not being hurt.

You know what I mean?

Yeah.

You've cheated on girls.

You've done silly things,

and I think it's

your defense mechanism

because you don't want it

done to you.

You have to put that guard down.

Mm-hmm.

You know?

And I feel like when you

put that guard down,

that's when you'll see

the true love that does exist

and that you can have.

I don't know why

you're afraid to, like,

allow people to get

close to you.

Oh, don't cry.

You're going to make me cry.

Don't do that.

Don't do that. Come here.

Come here.

Stop.

[all speaking indistinctly]

I love you guys so much.

I kind of realize

that they're here now,

but soon they're gonna be

but soon they're gonna be miles away.

miles away.

Wait, because you don't allow

yourself to, like, feel.

Yeah, I mean, it does

bother me.

It's going to.

It's two of my best friends

that I grew up with.

Allow somebody to,

like, help you grow.

That's what you want.

You want somebody

to help you grow.

You want somebody who's gonna

stand by you through [bleep],

like through anything, you know?

You want somebody

who you can call when you have,

like, a crappy day.

Like, not everyone's going

to hurt you.

Do I think I'm gonna be

alone?

No, I mean, I got my Mom,

but, I mean, at the end

of the day, I grew up triplets.

Like, there was never a time

that we weren't together.

Like, not everyone

would say that.

So do I think in some way

I am gonna be alone?

Yeah, I do.

♪ Because I need you

♪ Because I need you ♪ By my side

♪ By my side

Did you get a...

[speaking indistinctly]

You can't go!

What?

I'll be--

I'll be back in a month, dude.

Screw that.

Now, now, now, guys.

I'm freaking keeping her.

You hear that, crew?

Shh, stop.

No, they're not.

Just for a little bit.

I'm keeping her.

I'm keeping her.

I'm keeping her.

Rrgh, she's mine.

Like, this is

a emotional roller coaster.

The fact that they came here is,

like, that meant a lot to me,

because obviously,

we won't have that again.

Sylvia!

[speaks indistinctly]

Bye.

I love you.

Give me a hug.

You guys, taxi.

Ah.

[both grunt]

Mmm.

Bye, guys.

Bye.

Ready?

Yeah.

Let's do this.

Hey, Nicole,

we wanted to tell you that we

love you very, very much.

We're going to miss you

very, very much.

What's up, bro?

No matter what,

sisters first.

Never forget that.

We're going to the airport.

Love you, love you,

love you, love you.

love you, love you. [both smooch]

[both smooch]

Now I feel good.

Oh, yeah, [bleep].

If we all go,

we'll be the three musketeers

or three gringos.

Yo, can I say I had

a crazy dream last night?

I was kicking it with Tupac

in a supermarket.

[laughs]

Hey, Tupac is cool as hell.

I don't even have dreams

anymore out here.

That was a weird dream.

I have nightmares.

But you're awake for those.

Yeah.

One morning, I'm gonna wake up,

and all the girls are gonna be

and all the girls are gonna be standing over me with a knife.

standing over me with a knife.

Uh-oh.

I'm really shaking

because I'm so mad.

She's heated.

Are you?

I'm feeling like you

right now, Bruno.

Like, you're feeling like me?

Like a hulk.

I don't feel like the Hulk.

Do you want to smash me?

No, you're good for now.

Thank you.

That means I have

to get ready.

A lot's gonna go on

when I walk away.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. Tony, block your head.

Tony, block your head.

All right, so what's up?

Well, I feel like

you're a huge [bleep].

That's how I feel.

You come in my bed whenever

you don't get a girl home

and, like, [bleep] with my head

and, like, played

with my emotions

and not give a [bleep] about how

I feel in any type of situation,

only care about yourself,

because apparently, what Madison

wants does not [bleep] matter.

I'm so fed up with, like, you.

Like, I don't even want

to talk to you.

Like, you're not gonna hear

anything nice from me anymore.

Like, I haven't opened up

like that to anyone,

anyone since I got clean.

No one's heard, like,

No one's heard, like, I'm gonna be real.

I'm gonna be real.

While you opened up to me,

I didn't expect for you

to be my girlfriend afterwards.

Tony, but you've told me

you care about me.

You've told me you liked me.

You told me you wished that

you met me back in Austin.

But that's all

truthful things, though.

Okay.

So how am I supposed to feel

comfortable under the same roof

with a girl that I like,

but at the same time,

I want to fully experience this?

I don't want to be in a

relationship while I'm out here.

I didn't expect to come

to this house and meet a girl

like you that I had

a natural attraction for,

that I liked, that came

from similar backgrounds

that I could relate with

so much, that I vibe with better

than anybody in the house.

I didn't expect that.

So that's why it's hard for me.

I have to care about myself

more than I care about Tony now.

I'm over it.

I'm done.

Like, seriously, if I never

open up to another soul,

this is why.

♪ Let the night come

♪ Dim the lights home

♪ Whisky lemon

♪ Let the time go

♪ Way slow

♪ Oh, stay low

This episode ofReal World

This episode ofReal World continues right now.

continues right now.

I have a key,

but it's locked.

Oh, yeah.

[sighs]

Bubbles!

Bubbles!

Stay downstairs!

What's wrong?

What?

Come outside!

What's happening now?

What happened?

I'm so pissed off

that this kid

[bleep] with my head so much.

[sighs]

Well, that just means

that you guys have ended things.

And that sucks.

[crying]

You're okay.

You're gonna get

your heart broken.

You really are.

And you're gonna open up

to people, and you're gonna

expect them to take that

and to hold it dearly

because it's so dear to you.

That's not always gonna

be the case.

I stood up for myself,

though.

I am so proud of Bubbles

that she's finally starting

to get a voice for herself.

Madison's a lot stronger than

Madison's a lot stronger than she gives herself credit for.

she gives herself credit for.

I've been trying to fight

the whole thing between

me and Madison developing

into something since I got here,

but at this point, bam,

it sets in.

I have feelings for a girl,

I have feelings for a girl, and the girl wants me.

and the girl wants me.

What the [bleep] are

you doing, Tony?

You hurt me, Tony.

Yeah, well, that hurt me.

Okay, well, what

do you want me to say?

I know what I came out here

to do and what my intentions

were, but, Madison, I like you.

Okay?

I connect with you,

and--and it scares me, feelings

like, you know, what I--

what I think I feel with you.

You want to know the

difference between me and you?

My heart is, like,

open, and yours, like, isn't.

Well, I'll tell you why.

Why?

[groaning]

Alyssa,

when she broke my heart

when I was like ,

she [bleep] me up.

♪ Tidal wave

I know exactly where

my commitment issues come from.

♪ Crash away

But deep down,

I know that I wouldn't allow

myself to cut off

all feelings toward Madison.

I realize that connection,

and I'm not gonna

let that happen.

I can't deny that,

like, I want to be with you.

You won.

You won.

[bleep], yeah.

You won.

I won, though.

Hey, I won the best.

Mm.

I didn't expect this.

We're making it official,

but in the back of my mind,

I'm thinking, "Okay,

am I gonna be able to do this?

Am I gonna be able to do this?"

But I don't want to go

back on my word, you know?

I told her that I'm gonna

respect her to the fullest.

Are you guys gonna be

in a relationship or what?

Because you're stressing me

the [bleep] out.

This is real?

[giggling]

I can't fight it.

What am I gonna do?

So I can't--I can't--

Oh, I want to be strong.

She just became

the happiest girl in the world!

[bleep] can't fight it.

I can't fight it no more.

Hey, I can't fight it

no more, Syl.

Well, I'm glad

Well, I'm glad that we finally made a decision.

that we finally made a decision.

[laughs]

♪ You lift me up

♪ Before I fall too far

♪ You lift me up

♪ You lift me up ♪



[growling indistinctly]

It's for Halloween, man.

I love it.

You guys better not ruin this

when you're drunk.

It's called pumpkin Bruno.

Yeah, we have all kinds

of Brunos in this house.

[laughs]

Flat Bruno. Pumpkin Bruno.

Hey, guys, what's up?

My name's Briah.

I'm here in Chicago

as a surprise to see

my brother Bruno.

So we'll see what

So we'll see what happens with that.

happens with that.

happens with that. Thank you.

Thank you.

I like that cup, girl.

[doorbell rings]

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Ah, no [bleep] way.

Ah, no [bleep] way.

Bruno, your brother's here.

Nah.

Bro, I swear to God, dude.

I swear to God.

No, that's for real, though.

No, that's really a guy

out there with a book bag.

With Bruno's brother

walking in the door,

I know that Bruno's

already on the edge as is,

so this is like

putting oil on fire.

You're just asking

for something.

Who is that?

It's his brother.

His brother got blond hair?

Yeah.

That's his brother.

I've seen a picture of him.

Dude, I'm dead a*s.

Nah, that's for real.

I'll get it.

What he said,

I will never forgive him, ever.

Hey, what's up?

Hi. What's up?

Briah.

Sylvia. Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

Next time onReal World...

Party!

Whoo!

Best birthday ever!

Me and you were closer

than any other friendship.

I just feel rage.

Like, I literally feel it

swelling up.

It's like a ticking

time b*mb.

Tick, tick, tick, boom.

You want to piss me off?

Don't [bleep] put your finger

in my face, Tony.

What the hell just happened?

[all speaking at once]