31x09 - Shaken and Stirred

[bunniefuu]

- Previously on "Real World"...

- Truth or dare, Jenna?

Who in the apartment would you most like to [bleep]?

- No, I'm not in this.

- It's crazy that Jenna's not just

enjoying this experience

because in the back of her mind

she thinks that she's gonna lose a relationship.

- You're just ruining it by being a p*ssy.

- No, I'm not. I'm just not in it.

I have a boyfriend anyways, so whatever.

- I'm gonna show you this. This is what was found online.

- The people on line, they're saying I'm,

like, a h*m*, r*cist, bigot b*tch.

- Take a little bit of ownership, just a teeny bit.

- No, because I'm not h*m* or r*cist.

- For the next hours

you will have to survive out here

in the Nevada desert.

- I'm pretty sure it's not gonna be any worse

than me surviving all these dramatic people.

- There's a twist. Go ahead and send him out.

- What? Who is this? - Eighth roommate.

- What is going on?

- ♪ All the people in the house ♪

♪ Put 'em up like ♪ - ♪ What?

♪

- ♪ Put 'em up like ♪

♪

- Roommates, your mission today is survive.

You can choose to leave any time you want.

Blow the horn and production will get you out of here.

But, you will be going home.

There is one more twist.

Go ahead and send him out.

- What?

- No, eighth roommate.

- What up? - Oh, he's hot.

- May I introduce you to Dylan?

Dylan is going to be your eighth roommate

if he survives this mission.

- What is going on right now?

Like, he literally came out of nowhere.

- And he is boing, honey.

- Okay, hello.

- Hello, handsome. - Hi.

- Hello, there. Oh, my goodness.

- Hi. Kailah. - What's up?

How are you doing? - Good.

- The girls are thrilled to have another guy in the house

because at this point, I think it's clear enough that,

like, Dean, Dione

and myself won't be sleeping with any of them.

- I think you're gonna be second, my friend.

Second, my friend,

- You've got a lot of making up to do, buddy.

- All right, well, let's do it.

My favorite part of college was the party aspect.

My friends told me that I'm the craziest person

they've ever met in their life.

[whistle blows]

- Sorry for interrupting everybody.

[women screaming]

[whistle blowing]

I love getting reactions out of people.

It's my favorite thing.

I feel this, and I do whatever I want whenever I want.

I was a stripper for many years before this during college.

Nicky Showtime is my party persona.

That's when it comes out, and I just release the beast.

My goal is to just mess up everyone's expectations

for the rest of the season.

If someone thinks they know what's gonna happen,

they're wrong, because I'm gonna switch it up on them.

- Dylan is here to survive this mission with you,

because he's got to earn his spot just like you guys do.

Your time starts now.

- Let's go. - Can we go through our stuff?

- Go through your stuff, but keep it away from mine.

- [bleep] you, Dione.

- This is a "Go Big or Go Home"

because we're all already fed up with each other.

Now we're all in the wilderness.

No email. No Gold Spike.

Just some guy from Boston.

I think it's more of a mental test than anything else.

- So what do you guys do?

- Bro, okay, we get random missions, like--

- No, no, no, I mean, like... - Oh, what do I do?

- What did you do before you came here?

- I [bleep] live off the land.

What about you? What do you do, bro?

- I'm a stripper. - No way.

- You're a stripper?

Oh, you're gonna have to dance on me later.

- Okay.

- Whatever God sent this guy here to live with me, thank you.

Thank you so much, because you gave me

something so nice to look at.

- We'll get to know you for the real you, Dylan.

- Yeah, you probably will think I'm a d*ck.

- Probably.

- Dylan's an attractive dude, and I hope he's cool

because I need somebody new to talk to.

- Let's go exploring. - Yeah, I'm with you.

- You want to leave our [bleep] here?

- I don't think anyone's gonna [bleep] pick it up, dude.

- I just want to know if we're gonna get another bed

in here or what.

- Jenna, he's sleeping with you, duh.

- Who's a r*cist? - Jenna.

You're gonna figure it out.

- It's so clear to see it's kind of,

like, Jenna versus everybody else.

But I never base my opinions off other people.

She doesn't have anyone here, so I want to be her friend,

and I'll be there for her.

Who is on whose side here?

- It's, like, me kind of doing my own thing

most of the time, because I'm,

like, different than everybody.

- Oh, well, but we'll have fun. - Good.

I 'm glad they brought you in,

'cause I was getting so sick of this.

I was ready to go home.

Dylan, he's somebody that I could see myself,

like, actually hanging out with in real life,

like, outside of the house.

Are you gonna keep exploring?

- Yeah.

- He thinks I'm cool, and I think he's cool.

So what happened when you found out you were coming here?

Were you, like, holy [bleep]?

- I had no idea what to expect.

- Coming on this show was, like, bittersweet thing

for me, because, like, I have a boyfriend.

- What do you think's gonna happen between you two?

- I don't know.

I'm just trying to live my life.

- I mean, we all got people back home.

I wouldn't let it hold you back.

- We should probably start the fire before the [bleep]

sun goes down, yeah?

- Let's build the biggest fire ever.

Get naked.

Everybody on this side of the line

has no problems with nudity.

- I'm good.

- No, it took forever to get your n*pples out.

- Still did it. I'll do it again right now.

- No, you won't, - I don't give a [bleep].

- Dylan hasn't seen your t*ts.

- All right. I [bleep] hate you guys.

[laughter]

- Kailah ends up topless, 'cause she's an attention wh*re.

- I hate you guys.

- Wow, okay, this is just no-holds-barred.

- Big surprise, Kailah was thirsty as hell.

It's just-- it's just embarrassing.

- You guys are really gonna make me do this?

Like, for how long?

- No one is making you do anything.

- You guys-- you guys told me

I wouldn't [bleep] do it, so I did it.

I [bleep] hate you.

- I'm hungry. - I want some bread sticks.

- Here's your menu.

- One square for everyone. - This cheese stinks.

- This cheese tastes just like a jalapeno.

- Damn, that's all the food we have until : tomorrow.

- We should have made a sundial.

- It's dark.

- No, earlier.

Just being with everybody -,

at this point, I'm kind of going,

like, stir crazy.

- This is gonna be boring as [bleep].

- Bigger fire.

We could literally forge a sword in this fire.

- So let's make this b*tch rage.

- Give me devil power!

- Yeah, we're all losing our [bleep] more so than ever.

- Like, shut up.

- [speaks indistinctly]

- Just shut up. Shut up.

[laughter]

- Ew. - Fart party.

- Whoo! Beer!

- That jalapeño cheese was the b*mb.

[animal howling]

- [farts]

[upbeat music]

- [bleep] Can we go?

I'm just ready to live my life

and get the [bleep] up out of here.

[laughter]

- It's :.

- All right, you guys survived hours in the desert.

Congratulations.

all: Yes!

- Time to go.

- Dylan, you earned your way into the house.

- Way to go, Dylan. - Do it, Dylan.

[air horn blows]

- Yeah.

- I've now earned the right to be an eighth roommate.

I'm just happy to be here.

We're definitely gonna turn up.

♪

Sweet.

Oh, this is k*ller.

It all hits me right now.

- You have your own bed. - Cool.

Like, this is it.

The mecca dream is right here, right now.

- Keep pouring. - Thank you, CeeJai.

Keep pouring.

- What are you doing with all of these?

- Seven, eight. There's eight of us.

- Chris, now. Sabrina.

- Sabrina, let's go. - Hurry up.

- Sabrina. - You have a choice.

- Chris, you have to.

- Dylan seems like a smart kid.

He's definitely imaginative and interesting,

and he rages hard, I guess; he parties.

So, I mean, he's no Dione Pepperoni Jungle Boy,

but I think me and him are gonna get along well.

This is gonna be a little dangerous

the two of us living in the house together.

[together] Cheers!

- Dylan's tall.

He works out. He has tattoos.

And I think he's the most awesome person

I've met in the house so far.

I'm definitely, like, attracted to him,

and I do have, like, a lot in common with him,

and I love being around him.

[light electronic music]

♪

- Wow, dude. - Welcome home.

♪

- Showtime, b*tches!

I never even stepped on one of these before.

This is as fast as I can go on this thing.

- You get comfortable with it.

- [laughs] - Jesus, dude.

- Honestly, would I ever choose to hang out with,

like, a jock type of guy in real life?

No, but Dylan, like, he's got some interesting quirks,

like, does his own thing.

So, yeah, I'm excited to have him here.

I really am.

- Yes, Jenster.

- So what about Jenna in terms of attractiveness?

- I think she's pretty hot.

I mean, I don't have a type, but if I did,

it would probably be her, you know,

very gentle person, very sweet.

I thought her boobs were fake, but they're not.

- Will you toss me a brush?

I think Kailah is attractive too.

All right. - Thank you.

- I mean, they're all pretty attractive.

[laughs]

- Tattoo? - Yeah.

- Kailah, like, the first time she sees a hot guy,

she automatically wants them,

so of course she's gonna go for Dylan.

But, you know, if Dylan were to get with Kailah,

it would just be because she was there.

♪

- It's been a while, darling. I missed you.

- Can get a little-little? - A little something.

A la, la, la, la, la, la.

Oh, yeah. - Ooh.

It's Dylan's first night so, of course,

we have to go out tonight and show him

how we have a great time here.

[upbeat music]

- At this point, Austin doesn't like the fact

that I'm here, and all he will do is email,

'cause he doesn't want to be a part of the show.

Not being able to hear his voice,

not being able to see him at all, it's, like,

I want the old Austin back, or I can't do this anymore.

- Is she coming?

Are you coming, Jenna?

Every [bleep] time.

♪

- Dylan, he's, like, a crazy, wild party boy from Boston.

I think he's a good addition to the house.

♪

- Whoo!

♪

- Ahh!

♪

I'm looking at Dylan just smiling.

Oh, God Bless you, young child.

You have no idea. Good luck, though.

- Here's to Dylan.

all: Dylan. Dylan.

- Thank you very much.

So I'm curious.

Like, I don't know, I think the situation

must be pretty weird for you, because you're, like, the one--

- With a boyfriend. - I'm sorry.

I was saying this situation must be pretty difficult for you.

- Trust me.I know.

- You're gonna stay with this guy,

and you're gonna be fine.

And then he's gonna see the show,

and he's just gonna be like, "Oh, my God.

[bleep] you. This is bull[bleep], bye."

And then break up with you, and then this whole experience

would have been wasted on him.

- Could you imagine-- - Okay.

See, you just started a w*r, because every single time Austin

gets brought up, a whole big fight breaks out.

- No, no, no, I'm not--

- So let's just keep everybody out of this situation.

- Okay, I'm just saying, like, could you--

- No, it's none of anybody else's business.

Let's get that straight.

- Regardless, whatever it is, I'm gonna speak on it.

'Cause I can speak on whatever the [bleep]

I feel like speaking on, sweetheart.

- Okay, go ahead. Don't mind your own business.

Live your life. Be in everybody's business.

Be up my butt hole. - That's what I do,

That's what I do. - Bye.

- Yep, hat's the same thing he gonna say to you.

You mad? You mad?

- No, I got a man. - You mad. No, you don't.

♪

- I [bleep] hate this place. I told you.

It's, like, everybody is all up in my [bleep]

business all the time.

- God.

At this point, I realize that if I take the side of Jenna,

the rest of the house might shun me.

But at the end of the day, I like Jenna a lot.

So you know what?

I don't care.

- Coming up on "Real World"...

- Personally, like, I can connect with all you guys.

- Yeah.

- But I connect with you on a different way,

almost, like, a lustful kind of way.

- Whoo! Yes!

- Jenna, she could be my friend or it could be more than that.

I don't know yet, but I can read her.

Like, she likes me.

[upbeat music]

♪

- Sorry if I-- I didn't mean that.

- It's cool.

Anytime anyone brings up my boyfriend,

it's, like, a whole big fight; I told you.

- Okay, I won't bring it up anymore, I swear.

- Dylan doesn't care what any of these roommates

have to say about Jenna,

because he feels like she's a weakling in the house,

and I think Dylan wants to be that superhero for Jenna.

- Yeah.

Jenna seems like her feelings for Austin

are changing, and that's kind of interesting.

- Okay, is everybody paid and ready to go?

- I was gonna get another drink.

- Are you gonna stay alone? - I guess.

- I would stay here if you stay here.

I don't care.

♪

- I just asked her. I was like,

"So would you hook up with him?"

And she was like, "Well, I wouldn't cheat."

And I was like, "So would you break up with Austin?"

And she's like, "I mean,

"like, if I'm gonna hook up with him,

I'm gonna break up with Austin."

The fact that she went all season

trying to stay committed to Austin,

and then she [bleep] a roommate?

- Well, it's just because her options were an atheist,

an atheist, or a black person, so...

- That's true.

- Good point.

- By the way, totally sorry. I did not mean--

- No, I am sorry about the drama.

- I'm just trying to get to the bottom of it

because I'm almost in the same situation you are.

- Why? - Because I got a girl.

But it's just, like, it's not like yours.

I have a girl back home.

She was less than supportive of me coming here; I mean--

- Like, three months.

I'm seeing this as, like, a mini-college.

Like, if you went to college within a relationship,

would you be faithful in that relationship

and then go home after college and find out, like,

you wasted the last four years?

It's, like, you don't--I mean,

it's almost like you don't know what to do.

- Exactly, I don't know what the [bleep] to do.

Because it's, like-- - Oh, my God.

I just wanted you to know we're just pretty much

in the exact same boat.

- Yeah.

- So I can relate to you so much more than, really,

anyone else here.

- Yeah.

- I feel like you get a bad rap.

Like, I stayed neutral for a day,

and I already see everything that's happening.

You were saying earlier like, "Oh, I hate this place."

Like, I don't want you to feel like an outcast,

because you're not.

- Okay.

I'm glad I finally have somebody on my team.

- Okay, good.

Like, just, it'll be okay, okay?

Like, for here on out, at least, it won't be like it was,

because, like, I'm on your side...

- Okay.

- If that helps at all.

- Yeah. - I'm on your side.

- Cheers to that. - Okay.

I just don't want you to feel like that you're alone in this.

Because you're not. - Cheers to that for real.

- Cool.

- I've wanted to go home, like,

a million times, but here comes Dylan,

who totally turns everything around for me

because he loves me as a person and lets me know

that he's not gonna stand for anybody

putting me down all the time.

Like, it reminds me what it feels like

when you have somebody that actually cares about you.

[upbeat electronic music]

♪

- I'll be in the lobby when you guys are done.

- Yeah.

- You called the bat phone and told them

you were going downstairs?

- Dione's down there right now.

- But you have to call and tell them you're going downstairs.

- Don't make any moves unless you--

- Hit the bat phone. - Call the bat phone.

- I heard Chris telling him last night,

like, "Dude, you got to stop talking

because you're not miked."

- No.

- Kailah and Jenna, as much as they get on my nerves

and I disagree with them, I feel like that

you could put aside the differences sometimes.

Hell, I believe every family does it.

- Yeah.

- Ooh, that'll make for good juice.

[upbeat funky music]

♪

- We're have a mission.

- Oh!

- Dean and Dylan.

Go. Someone click it. Dean and Dylan, click it.

- Oh, yes! - Click it.

- I don't have my contacts in yet.

♪

- Like, Showtime is my stage name.

- We do little dances,

and we had to perform for the crowd.

- This is the first one I had.

It's, like, a little butler one. I love this.

- I got everything and smoothies on.

- Oh, yeah.

- It's, like, head rubs, shoulder action.

♪

all: Oh!

Yes. Yes. Yes.

- This is gonna be [bleep] ill.

God, this is gonna be so ill.

- Dude, this is gonna be so ill, bro.

Oh, my God. - I'm just excited.

'Cause we get to go to another club.

- I never thought I would be a stripper.

I mean, I considered it here and there,

and I love my own dance moves,

so I'm ready to show some ladies what I have.

- I'm excited as hell about this mission.

I haven't worked out with stage that much,

but it's definitely gonna be up my alley.

And Dean I don't think, has much experience with this,

but he'll be okay.

- ♪ You're making me hungry, hungry, babe ♪

- Get your a*s away from me.

- Can I not practice? - You better get a damned chair.

- We're practicing.

- Hey, can't we just practice? - This is us practicing.

♪

- Don't you mess up my damn mascara.

[laughter]

♪

- I was trying to think of something clever to say

when I, like, walked up to you guys.

- Did you feel super awkward?

- No, especially, like, your welcome was like, "Oh, wow."

This is gonna be so much fun.

This is gonna be really good.

- Well, hello, there.

- So we're at Banger Brewery,

and I think that Dylan has an attraction

to Kailah and Jenna,

and he just doesn't know what to do yet.

- So what's going on with you and Jenna?

- I think she's a good character.

Like, she's funny, I think.

- Well, I think it is cool that you are here

and making her feel comfortable, because now it's, like--

- Yeah, you said that she's been acting differently

since I've been here.

- Yeah, like, she's actually happy now.

She didn't want to be here.

- I can relate to literally every single one of you guys.

By talking to her one-on-one, I understand everything about,

like, where she's from and who she is.

We relate on a lot of things.

I don't know what it is about Jenna really

that I am kind of, like, attracted to.

Her little laugh is so funny.

'Cause you'll, like, say something and then be like,

"Ha ha ha ha."

It's, like, it's cute. I think that's cute.

But Kailah also expressed interested in me,

and I think she's really attractive as well.

I have no idea what's gonna happen.

I'm just gonna sit back and ride the roller coaster.

I mean, we better do some sweet [bleep]ing.

- Church is gonna make her-- - [bleep], [bleep], [bleep].

- He has that all covered, seriously.

Seriously, you got it, Kailah.

Okay.

Hell, I'll go get another one.

Another round here.

- Yeah. - Oh, thank you.

- Kailah and Dylan, they seem to be

enjoying each other's company

so I think I'm actually gonna go home.

- Oh, I think you're gorgeous. - Thank you.

- Like, I would love...

- Oh, thank you. - And I still would.

Probably will.

[upbeat music]

♪

- I don't know what in him makes me feel this way,

but I would definitely hook up with Dylan.

- I was telling, like, in my interview, they're like,

"So, like, what do you expect to happen next?"

I was like, "I have no idea."

And it was like, "You know, like,

and everyone's just so focused on me getting with Jenna."

I mean, it's, like, "Well, that's not, like"--

- Yeah, I mean, that's what you set yourself up for.

- I know, but it's so weird, because, like,

I--like, I never, I think I don't plan ahead.

I don't know what the [bleep] I'm gonna do next.

Like, I'm kind of just going with whatever happens.

[telephone rings]

- Where's everybody else?

- Dione's out with his friends.

I don't know where Dylan and Dean--oh

Dylan, Dean, and Kailah are all hanging out.

- And we're getting a turkey? - I already have the turkey.

- Are you cooking it? - Yeah. Hello, it's CeeJai.

- Oh, good luck. - Can I speak to Jenna?

- What are you doing tonight, Sabrina?

- Yes, may I ask who's calling?

- This is Shannon.

- Hi, Shannon. Hold on.

Shannon is on the phone for you, Jenna.

Shannon is on the phone for you.

- Trying to get food.

- Hello. - So how's it going?

- It's going better.

Like, we got a new roommate in the house now.

- Oh, wow.

- Yeah, his name is Dylan. - Crap.

- He's from Boston, but he lives in North Carolina.

- Oh, really.

- So he, like, relates to me in, like, every single way,

and takes up for me, and, like, is in love with me,

and it's only been, like, two days.

- Well, is everybody else liking him,

or are you two getting along with everybody else

in the house, or what's his deal?

- Yeah, he gets along with everybody else too,

but he likes me the best.

- Cool.

- Personally...

Dylan starts kissing me,

and I'm not about to push him off.

He can kiss me any time he wants.

♪

- I hate you.

- This is so wrong.

- [laughs]

[upbeat electronic music]

- See, the only thing we got to be concerned about,

they're gonna give us some freaking hats,

so when we come out...

♪ Duh da da da duh duh

- Right. - Put the hat down.

When we're, like, coming toward each other

like right here, we take our hats off and then,

like, face each other and drop it.

- On the ground? - Like, on the ground.

And then walk back.Yeah.

- Me and Dylan, I mean, we love to dance,

so we're gonna do whatever we have to do.

- Five, six, seven, eight.

- [bleep]. - Let me see it again.

They have to step their game up.

You're walking like a caveman.

You need to walk like a player.

- Dylan's ether too slow or too fast

or missing the beat or timing, so, I mean, honestly,

you guys should just stand there and shake your [bleep].

- Dylan and Dean are looking a little rocky

on the routine front.

- So will this be upstage or downstage right now?

- Where's the audience? - Over there.

- Downstage.

The audience is over there?

- The audience is over there. - That's upstage then.

- But this is upstage. - This can't be too--

- Okay, manager is right here.

- Y'all just [bleep] said the audience is out here.

What the [bleep] are you-- - Let's go. Let's go.

- Sorry.

I feel so depressed right now.

[upbeat music]

♪

- Go.

- Go.

- I went. I want the Coke. - Take it.

- No, because I don't want to have to wait.

- Oh, you're a [bleep] a*s[bleep].

I hate you.

- Dylan and Kailah,

like, I'm not gonna--hey, I was there.

I did that. I can't judge him for it.

He must be feeling pretty nice though about Kailah and Jenna,

because they're both, like, head over heels in love

with him, so I don't know.

Just--we'll just-- we'll see what happens.

- Ah-ha. - Ehh.

- Go. - Hook up.

Go.

- All right, y'all hook up. It's okay.

- I know. - Do it. Come on.

Do it. Hurry up. - Do what?

- This is so bad. - Hurry up and kiss.

- This is so bad. - Now. Go. Go.

- This is so bad. - Make out. Just go.

- Yes, yes! - Jenny, roommates play.

Oh, h*, h*, h*.

- Oh, the wrath. Oh, I'm in trouble.

- When Dylan kisses me,

he's trying to get a rise out of Jenna,

but I'm kind of loving it a little bit,

because the conniving side of me is like,

"Ha ha ha," like, he tells you

that he likes you, but then he makes out with me?

What just happened?

- Kailah, you make out with everyone.

It's fine, Kailah. - Not my problem.

- I feel like Dylan made out with Kailah

to make me jealous,

which is another form of playing games with me,

which I absolutely do not like.

[telephone rings]

- Hey, I'm trying to get de-miked.

- Yep.

- I think that Kailah is cool as [bleep], but,

like, it kind of felt weird today

that I didn't really spend any time with Jenna.

And I can tell you, it's, like, the first day

I kind of felt weird.

So I need to make things right with her,

because honestly, like, I'd rather have that.

I'd rather have that going than the Kailah thing.

But it's not gonna be easy.

[upbeat music]

- I'm Rico, and this is men of Sapphire.

- He got a "lust" tattooed on his stomach, bro.

He's, like, "This is my life. I'm gonna be dancing."

- He's like, "I do this [bleep], bro.

[laughter]

- Can we go outside?

- Yeah.

- I hung out with, like, Kaila last night.

I didn't do anything, but obviously,

I kind of wanted to feel out what the situation was,

and I've pretty much come to the conclusion

that I would rather talk to you.

Jenna is, I mean, like, I wouldn't just want to

hook up with her.

Like, even in the short amount of time we've spent together,

I do like her.

Like, I can relate to her, I can listen to her talk,

and she could be my friend or it could be more than that.

I don't know yet.

- I felt like... - No, she was, like--

- Kailah was trying to make me feel awkward.

- Yeah, I know because, like, we--

- And I noticed that she was doing it,

and so I just felt really awkward,

and I don't like to be in awkward situations, so I left.

- No, well, I mean, she was trying to make you jealous.

- But I'm not jealous.

Like, if you, like, if y'all want to, like, whatever, then...

- Yeah, but I don't. - I don't care, like.

- Yeah, and I don't, though.

That's what I'm trying to tell you.

- [laughs]

- Dylan coming into my life right now

is making my relationship

with Austin way worse,

because I'm definitely, like, attracted to him, but,

like, I have a boyfriend, and he has a girlfriend.

You know, I have Austin.

- So.

Regardless of, like, what happens in this house,

like, between me and you, like,

I still want to be, like, friends.

Take that for what it is.

I mean, I wouldn't mind if it was more than that,

but yeah, for, like, now...

- Yeah. - Just--yeah.

I get that she likes her boyfriend,

and she wants to try to make that work.

But at the same time, I'm not gonna quit,

because I know that she is just afraid

of who she is and how she feels.

Come here.

♪

- I'm thinking about going and getting some Italian--

I mean, getting some lasagna, because I haven't had, like,

a good batch of lasagna in a long while.

- I haven't had good Italian in a long friggin' time.

I'm surprised there's no Italian restaurant on this--

- It is; it is literally right around the corner.

- It is?

- Chicago Joe's or wherever the place--

- Dude, if we go to Chicago Joe's, that would be dope.

- Yeah.

- Why do you look like you're crying?

You're crying.

- Yeah, you are. - I'm not.

- Austin.

- It's, like, I don't even-- I haven't heard his voice

or seen him in over, like,a month.

- She gets on my nerves sometimes,

but I feel for Jenna.

Austin treats Jenna like [bleep].

I've been there. Done that.

I get it. But that's not okay.

- I just feel like there's. like, some distance...

- Yeah.

- And then with, like,

I don't know if this, like, even makes sense,

but, like, with Dylan coming here

and, like, basically, like,

falling in love with me and, like, talking to me, and, like,

I feel like I'm talking to him more than I am my own boyfriend.

- I believe that Jenna's frustration comes from knowing

that she wants this, which is Dylan,

but she has this, which is Austin.

And little mama's mind is just going back and forth

like a Ping-Pong ball.

Regardless if you want to, like, not admit it to yourself

or not, like, it's arousing.

You're attracted to him,

and I feel like you have somebody.

- Yeah.

It's just really hard for me to realize

that I'm kind of letting myself be treated like this.

- Regardless of whatever it is, like,

I'm glad that somebody came into this house

that you could relate to.

- ♪ I wasn't looking for trouble ♪

♪ I wasn't wasting your time ♪

♪ Yeah

♪ Love yourself when you're feeling heartless ♪

♪ Got to fight right through this darkness ♪

♪ 'Cause you know it's all in your mind ♪

- You dance really good on that.

[laughs]

Stripper sandwich, stripper sandwich.

Ahh! - Oh, my God.

Tonight is our big show.

- Tell me about your stripper name.

- Malcolm Sex.

It represents my people.

Dylan calls himself Nicky Showtime.

It's funny; I'm not really sure where he gets the Showtime from,

but I'm ready to get down with the get down.

- Stripper poles.

[upbeat music]

- Hey.

- Hey, hey, what's up, guys? - Hey there.

- How we doing. How we doing? - How you doing tonight?

- Good, man. You guys are ready?

- Showtime.

♪

- All right, let's go on backstage.

- Okay. - Welcome to the lion's den.

- I'm freaking out.

With all this adrenaline pumping through me,

I'm just hoping and praying that we don't [bleep] up.

[women screaming]

- Uh-oh, shake it out.

All right, ladies, well, we got two new sheriffs

in town tonight.

- Yeah!

- Yeah!

- We got Nicky Showtime and Malcolm Sex.

Ladies, let's hear it for the sheriffs.

- Whoo! - Yes!

- Whoo!

[rock music]

- ♪ Tucked in the corner

[singing indistinctly]

♪ Two more done up to the nines ♪

- Holy [bleep], like, the moves?

Dean is, like, literally a stripper God.

Like, he needs a job.

Like, someone needs to hire him so that they can,

like, have so much money in.

♪

- Dylan has got some moves.

♪

I'm like, "Damn, dude."

♪

- Make some noise for Nicky Showtime

and Malcolm Sex.

Whoo!

- That's for you, Dean.

Nice round of applause. Awesome, man, respect.

I'm actually a little jealous

while I'm watching this, but happy for him.

He's crushing it.

[upbeat rock music]

♪

[upbeat electronic music]

♪

- So are we taking shots or no?

♪

- Are you offering it to me? - Yeah.

- Jenna wants me to break up with my girlfriend.

So I'm calling her pretty much just to get it over with.

And it is hard, 'cause, like, I do, like, like my girlfriend,

but at the same time, I know I need to let her go.

- You're gonna break up with her on your birthday?

- Yep. - Why?

Why is this necessary?

- I mean, look.

- Dylan seems like a fun, cool guy, and,

like, we get along really well, but the whole fact that he's,

like, really into Jenna is, like, you're weird.

That's like someone saying my favorite food is,

like, dog [bleep].

It's like, "You're weird. You like dog [bleep]."

Whoops, that came out a little meaner than I thought,

but it's true.

- Hello. - Hello.

- Hello. You're calling me? What's up?

How's life? What's going on?

- Oh, a lot.

- Well, like what? Should I be worried?

- I made out with one of the roommates.

- Like, are you [bleep] with me or are, like,

are you being straight up right now?

- No, I'm being straight up,

and there's another girl here from South Carolina

that is in the exact same situation I'm in.

Like, she has a boyfriend back home

and there may be, like, I'm not gonna lie,

like, we talk about [bleep],

like, you know what I mean?

Like, her boyfriend-- - Like, what are you gonna do?

How do you feel?

Like, are you gonna stay with them?

That kind of [bleep].

- Right, yeah.

- Dylan, he's gonna break up with his girlfriend for me,

and it reminds me what it feels like

when you have somebody that actually cares about you.

- Dylan, I don't know what to do.

Am I going to be able to trust you again?

- Like, I mean.

- Yeah.

[phone beeps]

- Are we ready? - Go get your jacket.

- Horrible. - That went horribly.

- Yeah.

- I couldn't hear the whole conversation

that Dylan was having with his girlfriend.

It seems like Dylan called his girlfriend

to break up with her,

but Jenna and Dylan have known each other

for less than a week now,

and I just think it's really weird.

Like, really weird.

- This episode of "Real World" continues now.

[upbeat electronic music]

- See, whatever just happened just now

is because I agreed

to let everything happen as is.

- Dylan has broken up with his girlfriend.

Everyone in the house is going out for his birthday,

so stuff's about to get pretty crazy.

- The heat is on.

[upbeat music]

♪

- Yes.

- Whoo! Yes!

- [laughs]

Right now, it is clear that I can read her.

Like, she likes me.

If she goes home, and her boyfriend sees

just the stuff that's happened the last two days here,

he's gonna break up with her, so this is insane.

- No

♪

I just start realizing more and more that,

like, I came on this show,

and I haven't been able to enjoy anything, pretty much,

because I've just been, like,

under the pressure of worrying about

what Austin's gonna think, but then yet here is Dylan.

So I'm just, like, setting myself free,

and, like, having fun, and not caring

about anything at this point.

- From the beginning, I was like, "Oh, he's attractive.

Like, I could probably kiss him a couple of times."

And I did. And we had fun.

But as things progressed with Dylan and Jenna,

I'm like, "No.

I don't ever want to be a part of that."

Ew, no.

- At this point, I've just come to the decision

that I'm gonna do something crazy

that I probably never would ever do.

- ♪ Oh, things happen when you move to the city ♪

♪ When you're with me, oh ♪

- Yeah, there you go.

- ♪ How you feel me

♪

♪ To the city

♪

♪ To the city

- Next time on "Real World"...

- Did you break up with your a*s-hat of a boyfriend yet?

I'm just really confused.

- Dylan.

- [bleep] you.

- I will [bleep] your [bleep] up.

- What the [bleep] are you doing, then?

- b*tch, don't you try it. Don't you try it.