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32x02 - Game Enough?

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Real World". Aired: May 21, 1992 – August 29, 2019.*
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Seven to eight young adults are picked to temporarily live in a new city together in one residence while being filmed non-stop.

32x02 - Game Enough?

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- But y'all want to sit here and make judgments on me

because I don't want to do every stupid-a*s game y'all do.

- Can you take it down and sit down and have a conversation?

- Yeah. - Okay, okay, look, look.

Listen, like, this is what I was saying to you, right,

about the other situation is, if you don't feel comfortable

or you don't want to do something

or whatever the case may be, like, just, like,

have that conversation with that person.

- I heard Jordan talking about how some roommates

don't participate, some of them do,

like, just talking [bleep], let's be honest--

- I wasn't-- - Jordan, let me get a word out.

I know who the [bleep] you're talking about.

I'm not dumb. I was not born yesterday.

I'm not five [bleep] years old. - Yeah.

- All right, so then

I just heard Mike up here trying to comfort Robbie

because he's crying; he feels embarrassed

about this stupid-a*s game that he just played.

I'm all about having fun,

but I'm about representing myself the right way.

- Is if you think that game was embarrassing

or whatever, that's on you.

- If you didn't want to play this game,

then you could have very easily,

when you were sitting in this exact spot,

said, "Guys, listen, whatever the case may be"--

- But, Mike, yo, you got-- - Stop, stop!

- All I'm saying is, you got embarrassed

by trying to hook up with Jordan, that's it.

That's what you got upset for.

- I did. I did.

That had nothing to do with what I was talking about.

Out of nowhere, Robbie just, like, chimes in, like,

you being embarrassed over you trying to hook up with Jordan,

and she denying you. - What? What? What?

- Thanks for bringing that up for no [bleep] reason.

- Yo, exactly what was on my [bleep] mind

was the fact of what I [bleep] said.

- You're a snake, dude. - Yep.

- So how did that feel about you, like,

biting another dude's lip? Was that on your mind too or no?

- So, Mike, yo, you want to go there?

Well, we can go there.

You know, you want to talk it up like that,

we can talk it up like that.

Yo, you're an instigator in this house.

Mike thinks he's the alpha. He's a bully.

At the end of the day, I got nothing to lose.

That's it, like, you broke me, bro; like, you got me.

You did this [bleep]!

- What are you talking about, dude?

- Yo, you come into this room

and talk a little [bleep],

then you walk the [bleep] out.

- What did you [bleep] do in that room right here?

- Right now, yo, I spoke my [bleep] mind!

That's what I [bleep] did!

I let this guy get under my skin and get me so mad.

- Now you're gonna hop over. You're gonna get tough.

Now you're gonna get tough, there you go.

- I ain't trying to get tough.

- Go to bed, yo! Go the [bleep] to bed!

Go to bed! - Hit me. Hit me.

-♪ Go easy, go easy, go easy now ♪

- Oh, my God, just get the [bleep] away from me!

Get away from me!

- I'll put you down, brother!

- [laughs]

- You wanna play me and tell me I'm a little b*tch?

You wanna play me and tell me I'm a little b*tch?

[tense music]

- And tell me I'm a little b*tch?

You want to antagonize me?

You want to [bleep] antagonize me?

I'll show you what's up, brother.

- Calm down, brother, calm down.

Enough, calm it down, brother.

Calm down. I'm gonna let you up, but calm down.

- You letting him win. - Get in your room right now.

- Keep him away from me. - I got you. Let's go right now.

- Keep him away from me.

- I just feel like I, like, caused all this bull[bleep].

- No, it is not your fault.

It's not your fault. It's not my fault.

- I'm gonna defend myself to the end.

- Where are you?

- I'm home, Dad. My roommate said something to me.

I just need you to calm me down, that's all I need you to do.

- Okay. - Let's just go to bed.

- If you're upset about that [bleep], like, he's nuts.

- [indistinct] - Shh, shh, shh, shh.

It's not your fault. It's not your fault.

- You know what? It is what it is.

- He told me he was gonna take me down,

so you know what I did? I stepped up.

- Send him where?

To the zone? Okay, yeah, yeah.

- And he wants to call me who I am?

I did what I had to do.

But right now, Dad, I need you to be there for me, please.

- I am here for you. - I know you are.

I know you are. That's why I called you.

- Because of the game, like--

- I know, I know. We all had fun. We had mad fun.

I got to see your butt. Like, we're getting--

- They just want to talk to you for one second.

- They want to talk to me? -Who is it?

- 'Cause you know what?

I had security on me, I had another roommate on me,

holding me down, and you know why?

Because I had to jump at what I had to do.

-Rob, Rob, Rob! - What?

- Shut up and calm down.

It happened, it's done. - Yeah.

-It's done. - It's done.

-Go talk to her. - All right.

- In through your nose, out through your--

I know, like, I'm gonna get you a paper towel.

You're gonna blow your nose.

Both of you should blow your nose.

- So just for tonight, because I just

don't think things are gonna calm down,

and I want everyone to be safe,

we're just gonna put you in a hotel.

- I'm not getting kicked off, am I?

- I don't have the power to do that, put it that way.

- They're sending me to a hotel for tonight.

They're gonna make their decision in the morning.

- Listen, we're worried about you, that's all.

- I know, and I'm worried about you guys.

I miss home. - You didn't mess up.

- No, I miss home. I miss home.

- Oh, you miss home? So come home.

- I miss my routine. I miss my family.

No, no, no, no, I don't want to come home.

I got too much to live up to out here.

I got too many people to make proud.

- Okay, I need you to grab on to yourself, relax.

I'm here to back you. - I know.

- In my eyes, I love you to death.

Mommy loves you to death.

We worry about you. - I know.

- I don't care what happened. I don't care about what show.

You're a star, you hear me?

- I got it.



- I'm sorry.

- It's all good, girl. - Just come back, okay?

- I hope so.



- Mm. Who keeps putting this in the fridge?

- Aren't you supposed to?

- No, I don't refrigerate my parmesan.

- I thought you were supposed to.

- No, if you have a tomato, that goes in the fridge.

- You said if I have a what? - "To-mah-to."

- You say "to-mah-to"? - "To-mah-to."

- She has a English accent. Hmm.

I can talk to her all day about nothing.

She can just say the ABCs and I'll be cool.

[humming]

- You're so ugly-head-a*s.

[both laugh]

- I don't give a [bleep], nothing you talking about.

- He wanted to make me laugh and stuff like that.

Like, you're trying to cheer me up. I love that.

- Oh, you eating them [bleep] like they good or something, mm.

- I'm hungry. - Chef Boyardee.

- No, no, no. - Eeh!

It's okay, you can just say, "Yeah, Theo,

you make some really good eggs."

And I'll just look at you and I'll say, "I know."



Tyara's been on guard the whole time she's been here.

I'm gonna be here for her.

Can talk to me about anything

'cause I've been through my own things.

- Do you and your cousin get along?

- I, like, didn't talk to him for, like,

a year and a half, two years.

- Why? What happened? - I was at school.

I asked him to come and stay at school with me and, like,

play football and [bleep]

until I come in the room one day,

there's weed in our room.

Police in our room.

And he didn't fess up to that [bleep].

- Shut up. - And I got suspended,

and I lost my full ride.

That year, we had a couple people

come out of our school for the draft,

like Jimmy Garoppolo.

This man plays for the Patriots.

- Shut the--Damn. - And I lost that on a lie.

- Did you get arrested? - Yeah.

- Damn.

- That [bleep] was wild.

I can probably say that was probably

the biggest turning point that I ever had.



- Mom, I went into the confessional with Theo,

the guy from Chicago,

and she was in there, but, like, to me, like, that's fine.

I didn't say anything that, like,

I wouldn't have said to anyone's face, you know?

- I don't like the way Jordan is fake as [bleep].

I think Jordan's about Jordan.

- And she got mad. Like, she was pissed, Mom.

It hurts me that Tya doesn't like me,

'cause I thought we were cool

and I just want to be a good friend.

And now I feel like all the girls, like, don't like me.

Like, you know, it's just like, and, like, here it goes again.

Like, it's just dumb.

I wasn't mad last night, you know what I mean?

- I would never think Robbie, though,

would be, like, the one that was, like--

- You can't be in my face, spitting on me,

screaming for over five minutes over and over,

and I'm sitting there trying to say, "Yo, can we talk?

Can we have a conversation?"

And I'm like, "Dude, like, what are you doing?

Like, this is so embarrassing first off for yourself."

Like, yes, I can definitely be manipulative

and not so much manipulative as much as, like, instigating.

I definitely instigate.

I'm not good at backing down or backing off from situations.

Like, back home, my roommate was my best friend

and he, like, won't speak to me anymore

for an altercation that happened.

So it's something I'm trying to work on about removing myself.

- Oh, hey, I'm texting Rob right now.

- What'd he say?

- He said he's just really embarrassed.

He would love to have another shot to come back in the house.

I don't know, man.

- Like, how do you feel?

- I mean, that [bleep] was kind of crazy last night.



- I messed up. I messed up big-time.

Like, I'm embarrassed by the way I acted.

I'm embarrassed for letting myself get that drunk

where I couldn't control my emotions

and I couldn't use my words to talk down the situation.



I just hope my roommates accept me back into the house.

- What up? - What's up?

- I wish I knew my password. - Okay, damn.

Y'all get that [bleep] right?

- Hmm? - Y'all get that [bleep] right?

- He literally just walked in. - Go talk to this man early.

- Hey, can I get everybody in the living room?

- Yeah. - Can I talk to you?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah,

I want to get everybody in the living room.

Mike, you're a bully. You'll always be a bully.

You'll always be a talker. You'll always be a tough guy.

Whatever it is, man, do your thing.

Not gonna let you affect me no more.

I got messed up last night.

Drank way more than I should have.

I just wanted to apologize to each one of youse.

I'm sorry for the actions that I had last night

and the actions that I've been having.

- Accepted, baby. - Thank you.

- Appreciate it. - Appreciate it.

- I think that we took it too far.

I mean, I'm definitely gonna apologize.

It's kind of like my nature is to, like--

obviously we've all seen that,

I like to instigate a little bit.

- I forgive you. It's water under the bridge.

But I'm not gonna forget it.

I'm not gonna forget what you did to me.

- Okay, there's one comment you made yesterday

and then you were like, "I feel like

I haven't been accepted by you guys yet."

Like, do you really feel that way?

- I feel like I haven't accepted maybe myself in this situation,

because I don't think it's you guys; maybe it's me.

It just could be a combination of me missing home,

me never being away like this, and, like, new surroundings.

I hate myself for feeling this way,

and I hate myself for being a child about this situation.

I'm really still trying to break it down in my head

and trying to figure out what's going on and--

No one's ever seen me cry.

Like, I don't put that out there like that.

And now, like, it's out there for the world to see.

So, like, that's another thing that's playing with my head.

So right now, I just need to chill, like.

- That's valid.

- I need to get my thoughts in order.

I just--part of me wants to go home.



[mellow hip-hop music]

- When you have a second, did you want to talk?

- I don't want to, but I can.

- If you don't want to, we don't have to talk.

- Okay.

- Ten minutes.

- Oh, yeah, we got to be ready by :.

- By :?

- Yeah. - [bleep], I got to move.

Yo, for real, though, I do definitely want

to apologize for last night.

I don't obviously want to keep talking about it.

- Yeah, no, I'm listening. - But I was like--

I definitely instigated the [bleep]

out of that, and, like,

obviously the whole thing with me

trying to hook up with Jordan was mad embarrassing, you know,

and then when you kind of just blasted it out there,

it got to me, honestly.

- Listen, like, we're good.

Okay, I'm not saying that we're bad.

I'm just saying that it's gonna take me a couple days.

Like, I need to figure out

what's going on, process, like--

- Yeah, no, I respect that.

Like, I really do have nothing but love for you,

and I hope that when you came back,

it wasn't gonna be, like, awkward or, like--

- Listen, like, we're gonna live in a house together

and we're gonna have to just be mature about it,

and it is what it is.

At the end of the day, you're my roomie.

We're in this together. We're doing this all together.

- That's exactly what I was saying.

[upbeat music]



- Look at all of us girls getting ready.

[laughter]

- I prefer pretty boy.

- Smack. [phone rings]

- Hey, this is Jordan.

- Hey, Jordan, it's Shannon. You guys got to go.

- Okay, all right, thanks.

- Tonight it's Fourth of July.

We're gonna go watch some fireworks,

so hopefully it's gonna be a dope night.



- ♪ Here, here, here, here we go ♪

♪ Here we go, here, here, here we go, we go ♪

♪ Go, go, go

♪ Here, here we go, go, go

♪ Here, here we go again



- All right, so would you rather take a one-bedroom apartment,

right, or would you take the boat?

- Probably a boat.

- I'm so cold, I can't put my whole...

- My arms. - Yeah, you know.

- [bleep]. - Did you talk to her?

- I tried.

At this point, it's just getting on my nerves.

How many times do people need to kind of, like,

kiss your a*s to make you feel like you belong?

I don't chase after people's friendships.

And that's never been me and that's not gonna be me here.



- Nothing here has happened that you

should just isolate yourself and forget all about it.

It's not that serious, man.



Man, stop being so [bleep].

Stop being so standoffish to the rest of the house, man.

- I'm trying-- I got to get used to it.

- Get used to that [bleep]. You gonna have to be here.

- You guys don't-- - It's like jail.

It's the first four days. - I know, I know.

- You need to get used to this [bleep] and keep it moving.

- When I first came in the house,

I was nothing but nice to people

because I treat people the way I would want to be treated.

You can't get away with talking [bleep] about people

and feel like they're not gonna do it back to you.

Like, Jordan got a reality check coming for her a*s, I'm sorry.

- Just don't be an annoying [bleep], please.

- I'm not gonna be an annoying [bleep],

but I feel like she's-- don't get me wrong,

she's a gorgeous girl,

but I feel like she gets away with a lot of [bleep]

because of that, and she needs to learn, like,

that [bleep]'s not cool, you know what I mean?

I'm here to help everybody learn and grow from this [bleep].

- You know how hard it is, when you talking

and I'm like--nope, nope, nope, nope, I'm not gonna say it.

- I hate you.

- I just don't want to see her not living

and enjoying this moment right now.

[all cheering]

- Fourth of July!



- Oh, my God, this is [bleep] gorgeous.

- Yes!

- Oh, my God.

Happy Fourth of July.

- Yo, this [bleep] is crazy. I'm about to start crying.

-♪ Can I choose to feel this way ♪

♪ For the rest of my days

♪ This is a great unknown

♪ Open road is my home

- ♪ Open road is my home

- Dude, they're trying to get us so bad.

I can feel that [bleep].

- Watch how good the editing is.

- They're trying to get us so--

- You slick devils, yes? You slick devils.

- Oh, we see you. We see you.

- I could not tell you what the hell me and Tyara are doing.

All I know is, whatever's gonna happen is gonna happen.

We just got to wait and see.

- Yo, family, everybody in. Hurry up, get in here.

- Hey, hold on, I'm too black for this.

I'm sorry, turn this way, yeah.



Can you guys believe we're really here right now?

- We're dreaming, yo. We're all dreaming.

We'll all wake up in ten weeks and say, "Let's do it again."

This whole experience is something

I've never felt in my whole entire life.

But we're a family now, and family is a bond

that's never broken.

Like, you always got your family.

You always got somebody behind you.

-♪ I feel the love 'cause ♪

♪ Bob Marley's playing on the radio ♪

- ♪ On the radio

- ♪ Bob Marley's playing on the radio ♪

- ♪ On the radio

[dramatic rock music]

- Hi! Oh, my God, it's so crazy.

Oh, my God, hi. Sorry, guys.

- I'm gonna leave you guys alone.

- Yeah, I'll let you have this moment.

- What are you doing? I miss you.

- Hey, you're sister's cool as [bleep].

I [bleep] with her heavy.

- Oh, my God, I know. She's the best.

- She is, though. - Yo, you guys are like twins.

- How big is it, though?

- Yeah, no, you guys look mad alike.

- I'm getting ready to go out.

- Where you going? Anywhere good?

- No idea. I was waiting for Katrina to suggest a place.

- Thursday, come to Slot. I'm DJ'ing.

- Oh, yeah, I'll be right over there.

- Yeah, sure. - Yeah.

Me and my sister, we're only months apart.

She's my best friend

and then can be my worst enemy.

You're a smartass.

Did you just open your eyes, you b*tch?

I want to throw [bleep] at that camera screen right now.

But if she ever needs me, she can pick up the phone

and I'll be there for her.

[laughter]

- It be hot as hell up here during the day.

- It feels good.

- Right now? - Mm-hmm.

- It's hot as [bleep].

- So just take your shirt off. It feels good.

- Oh, you just want to see what I got going on.

- You're so annoying.

- You're trying to see what I'm working with, huh?

- No, I just--

- You're trying to see what I'm--

- [bleep] idiot.

Ow, my knee.

- Now, lookee, my knee's kind of swollen too.

- Let me see.

- Don't hit it. Don't do nothing stupid.



- Oh, my God. - Crazy, right?

But you can't even tell.

- Mine is, like, crazy. - Right there?

- [whimpers]

- Let's go put some ice on your [bleep].

- It's like an egg, and then feel this one.

- Right there? You are a p*ssy.

- Why do you keep squeezing on it?

- I didn't barely touch you.

Your soft a*s.

You're mother[bleep] cotton soft.

- You're leaving me? - "You're leaving me?"

Yes, I am.

You said you want me to take my shirt off?

- No, that's okay.

No, just leave like you were doing.

- Okay.

[rock music]

[cheering]

[indistinct chatter]

- Watch out, I'm coming to have a lot of fun tonight.

I'm coming here to dance.

I'm here for booze, girls, and beats.



You ready? Seattle, you ready?

When I say hey, yo!

[cheering]

Have to get on the mic.

Need to hype up the crowd a little bit.

One more time. One more time.

When I say hey, yo!

I want them to know Maserobbiee's in town.

Maserobbiee's gonna get things turnt up.



- I'm feeling a little played by Theo.

Like, he's dancing with this girl

right in front of me.

Like, I would prefer for you

to just [bleep] do that somewhere else,

outside of my eye contact.

-♪ One look, one touch of her hand ♪

♪ Could set the spiral in mo-o-o-tion ♪

- She's twerking on him.

And he's, like, receiving the twerkage.

-♪ I want it, can't have it ♪

♪ Oh, I can hardly stand it ♪

- 'Cause you danced with that girl, yeah?



- Man, we've only been here for a couple days.

Why you mad? - Thought we had something,

but it's false.

- I didn't know that we were in a relationship or anything.

-♪ What's a man to do ♪

♪ Gotta get up, I gotta get up, move ♪

♪ Gotta get up, I gotta get up, move ♪

- This is why I don't date anymore.

You just talk to guys

and all they do is, like, talk to other girls.

- Hey, where y'all going? - It makes me so mad.

What's the point of dating in ?

There's no [bleep] point.



[dramatic hip-hop music]



- It's already awkward.

It's only been three days. Tya already mad.

- What's up? - I just--I don't know.

I just feel, like, embarrassed 'cause, like,

I'm not in confessional with him, you know?

I don't know, but I felt like we had a thing.

Last night was so embarrassing.

I jumped the g*n because, like,

I didn't even know if Theo had feelings for me,

but I thought we had a little thing, so, I don't know,

it was just kind of in my feelings.

My mom said that I should not date right now.

Because my dad wasn't around all the time,

I don't know the type of guy that I am supposed to look for.

[groans]

What? Why are you smirking at me?

- Because you're mad. - I'm not mad.

- Then what was that last night? - I was drinking, I don't know.

Thanks for making my bed.

- No, we don't.

- Eventually. - No, we don't.

- Eventually. - No, we don't.

I don't want to. - Why?

She's obviously a gorgeous girl, a*s is crazy.

Why? - It's not necessary.

-And she just got the coolest personality.

If she really tries to not talk to me

for the rest of this time, that'd be [bleep] up.

That'd be salty as hell.

So you're saying you're not about to change up?

- I am. - That's what you're saying?

- Yeah, I am.

[cell phone rings]

- Hello?

- Anika? - Yes, Dad, finally.

- So what's going on? How's it going?

- Nothing, I just wanted to make sure you knew

that I wasn't, like, dead.

- Well, I'm glad to hear that.

So what else is happening? Tell me about the guys.

Tell me about the guys.

- I wish there was more to tell, but there isn't.

- [laughs]

- Everyone is nice.

Like, I definitely see myself being,

you know, friends with, like, everyone.

- So what else is happening?

- I thought that there was gonna be, like, a twist.

Like, you know, people's, like, ex-boyfriends

or ex-girlfriends come

or, like, you know, people's enemies come, and, like,

I feel like there may actually not be a twist this time.

- Well, that's fun.

- But other than that, like, I'm having a good time.

- Hey, just continue to enjoy.

- I will.

- Okay, baby, love you. - Love you too.

- Bye-bye. - Bye.

- Come in here.

- What is this?

- My hand. - Oh, I was like, "Yo, what?"

- Will you tickle my arm, please?

- Yeah. - Mm.



- [bleep].

- Your sister honestly looks,

like, the complete opposite of you.

- Yeah, we're night and day.

- Yeah, exactly so she's probably so nice.

- She has a side to her, though.

- I'm way too sexual for you, %.

- No, I'm just saying. - I would not--no.

You're, like, one of those girls that has sex, like, once a week.

- Uh-uh, I mean, when I have a boyfriend, like,

it's like I call the shots on everything, you know?

- Yeah, that would not fly at all.

- Honestly, like, Mike's kind of an as*h*le.

My family would tear your a*s apart.

- Why? - But he's funny.

And, like, I get along with assholes, so...

My sister and I, we'd pick on you.

- You're, like, naturally a little [bleep] and like,

she's just not like that, from what I can tell.

- She has a side to her, though.



- Hey, are you going to the Garage?

- I think I'm good. - You're not coming out?

- See you guys. - Bye.

- Is it walking distance? Yeah, right?

- Did someone look it up?



- Can I have a /? - $..

- I think I'm a good bowler, but I'm not actually a good bowler.

I'm just confident.



- I am an amazing bowler.



Now, that's how you do it.

I hopefully maybe do the granny roll.

I may even throw myself down the lane and not get to the pins.

- Let me focus!

Yeah! - Oh, damn.

- Why did I not get a [bleep] strike?

- I'm like an artiste.

It's time for your close-up, darling.

Darling, you're so beautiful.

Let me capture your face.



Oh! - Oh!

My grandma taught me how to curve like that.

Grandma, I love you. Hey.

- You guys, [bleep] you. [bleep] you, shut up.

Oh, my God, I hate you guys.

- What was that? - Nothing, don't tell him.

- No. Are you guys tired?

- What the [bleep] are you talking about?

- Get off your phone. - No, my sister, like,

just, like, whatever--

This is my family's cycle.

We can't let go of the past and it's always brought up.

- Good night. - Thank you.

- Come on, girl, we're good. - No, my [bleep] sister,

like, literally is [bleep] delusional.

- What's wrong? - Nothing.

- You want to talk about it?

- No, it just [bleep] pisses me off.

Like, literally?

My sister is upset about something

that's happened years ago.

Oh, [bleep].

I didn't do anything wrong, had no idea about the situation.

- Forget about it.

- No, because, like,

my sister's hurting and, like, it hurts me and, like,

it's like she acts like none of the [bleep]

that she's ever done, like, has ever hurt me.

Like, she never puts it into perspective--

I know, it's so bad. - Okay, okay, okay.

- Oh, they're gonna [bleep] get in my face.

Just [bleep] recording when I'm crying.

- You're good, you're good, you're good, you're good.

- Like, we all have such hidden things, it sucks.

Coming from, like, a broken family.

That's exactly what it is.

Like, this is the reason why I don't want to get married,

I don't want to have these things

'cause I don't want to have a broken family.



-It's all good.

[mellow music]



- I don't know, I love my sister

more than anything in this world.

And, like, the things I went through with,

like, everything, like, we go through, like,

hard times and stuff and, like, I don't want to go

without talking to her; you know, I want to, like--

- I understand, but you just got to--

- I know, but, like, it's in the past.

- It's just like picking at a scab that hasn't healed yet.

Just leave the [bleep] alone.

- No, because you know what? The scab is [bleep] years ago.

- You be the one to decide it.

- Okay, listen, my sister did not tell me that she, like,

kissed the--like, this guy had technically "r*ped" her.

- Oh. - And then I kissed him.

I don't know, like, you know?

But it's like, imagine how I feel

when that stuff just gets put out there like that.

Like, I don't want my sister to ever [bleep] feel

like that in the least bit.

If I would've known I would've [bleep] k*lled the guy,

you know?

I, like, apologize for, like, being a buzzkill tonight.

- No. - This is making us closer.

That's not a buzzkill. - Yeah?

- That's a good thing, we're learning.

- No, but I don't want you guys to, like, think,

like, you have to give me more attention,

like, being out there and, like, you know?

- No, this is life.

If somebody is down, you help pick them up.

That's what you do when you care about somebody.

Like, that's our job.



- Hey, Theo.

Hello?

For real?

You're ignoring me?

Why am I getting ignored?

- It's important for me to give her a taste

of her own medicine so she'll understand

that she needs to stop doing what she's doing,

and maybe she'll open up a little bit more.

- Oh, my God. Theo hates me.



- Thank you.

- Tonight I'm going to go out and have fun

and flirt and, you know, distract myself from my sister.



- I'm not used to this and I'm, like,

also used to guys being more aggressive.

- I know, I think it's the cameras too.

- Or, guys, it's just we're really ugly, and--

- Yeah, 'cause it's really that.

'Cause it's really that, though.

- There you go. There you go. There's some frat guys for you.

- No, I don't want a [bleep] hipster.

I like, like, rugged, like, men, men.

- Oh, no, oh, no.

Pee-wee Herman, I think he's gonna make a move.

- Pee-wee Herman?

- Oh, I told you, Pee-wee.

- Aw.

- I'm Katrina. - Katrina?

- Nice to meet you. - Alex. Nice to meet you.

- Aw, thank you. Thank you.

- Nice to meet you.

- That was so awkward.

- Mm-mm, not my type.

Let's just have fun.



- Theo, can I talk to you?

- All right, come on.

At this point, Tya and I,

we need to figure out what's going on.

At the end of the day, she's my roommate,

and if this is the only moment that she'll actually open up,

I'm gonna just go ahead and do it.

- So, like, what's up? Why are you ignoring me?

- Why am I not talking to you?

- Yeah.

- Okay, listen, I've been going through some [bleep]

that has nothing to do with none of y'all

and I've been stale-facing everybody; like, today--

- Okay, but what is the point of stale-facing us today?

- Okay, listen, because--

Okay, I've been through pretty much every traumatic event

you could possibly think of in life.

And I know, like, you guys probably don't understand

because you guys don't know my story yet,

and once I explain that, you probably will understand

why I shut down sometimes, and I apologize for that.

- But why shut down a person that's been trying

to talk to you and cheer you up all the time, dude?

- Theo, Theo, I know, and I'm sorry,

and that's why I don't like the way you're treating me now,

because it don't feel good, yeah?

But, like, I shut down sometimes.

I shut down everybody.

Sometimes I shut down my mom, and that's, like,

my best friend, and I can't help it

because I've been through some tough [bleep], man.

People don't get that my past

has affected the way that I am now.

For instance, when I was in high school, I got bullied

tons of times--cyberbullied, physically bullied.

One girl in particular named Kim,

she would cyberbully me,

you know, call me a wh*re, all this stuff.

So that was just [bleep] stupid,

and everyone around the school would tease me about that.

[dramatic music]

- I'm not gonna go into detail, but...



- I feel like a a*s, that I tried

to give her a taste of her own medicine.

I should always just try to be there to help, regardless.

Well, then I feel like a a*s 'cause--

- No, not at all.

It has nothing to do with that.

Like, I'm [bleep] attracted to you.

What don't you understand?

- Okay, but you don't think it's--

- And I have to see you every [bleep] day.

- I don't.

- Do you think I have to realize,

when I wake up every morning, I'm looking at you

and then you're not talking to me every morning?

- I mean, you never verbally expressed

how you feel about me, so I feel like

it's a one-way crush going on.

- Because it's still super early.

- I understand, and that's cool,

but it's not too early for me

to admit that I have a crush on someone--

- So I didn't admit that to you?

- I don't know.

[laughs]

- It's a big deal, because I'm telling her

I have a crush on her on national television.

That's big; I don't care what nobody say.

- When I go mute, just understand

I'm trying to fight something by myself.

If you can pull me out and talk to me,

that's gonna help me.

It's gonna stop making me think

I have to do everything by myself.

- All right. - For real.

It's very scary to feel vulnerable,

but right now, I have Theo, and that's a good thing.

- All right, all right, I got you, I got you, I got you.

- All right, no more mute [bleep].

- I got you.



- Let's do this.

Wake up, I'm super stoked.

Stoked, like, hyped up.

Got a big day ahead of me.

It looks like I'm DJ'ing Slide,

so I got to get my set list together.

You know, I want to make sure my roommates

are there and see me in my element.

- Not wrapped up properly. I'm [bleep] freezing.

- What does it look like to you?

- Com--com--what word is that, compilation?

- Where? Where? - Compe--

- Seattle Noise Compilation? - Oh, compilation.

[cell phone ringing] - Somebody's phone's ringing.

- Pre-game and start--what?

- Somebody's phone's ringing.

- Oh, I don't have my phone, so it's not me.

- Oh, it might be mine, I don't know.

- Maserobbiee, he's so cute, especially when he's nervous.

- He's in his zone over there,

with his headphones on, full DJ effect.



Everyone's taking a shot?

- Everybody, thank you... - Yeah, I'm so excited.

- For the love, thank you for the support.

I appreciate it. We about to leave.

We about to hit Slide and, eh!

All right, let's roll.



- "Real World" in the house. MTV in the place.

[cheers and applause]

-I'm feeling fresh right now and, you know,

I'm excited to show my roommates the real me.

- ♪ Dance the night away

- Right now, Seattle, it's DJ Maserobbiee in the building!

- What's good, Seattle? What's good, Seattle?

My name is Maserobbiee.

I'm straight from Jersey, straight from the East Coast.

I'm gonna mix it up a little bit for you guys.

-♪ Forget all of your pain

- Let's go.

-♪ Dance the night away



♪ Let the beat dance on

- I think that Robbie DJ'ing definitely opens our eyes up

to a different side of him, something that's, like,

been near and dear, close to his heart.

You know, I think it's definitely bringing us

all together.

- All the ladies, sing it.



- ♪ I remember looking for a way ♪

♪ Tracing days with pain

♪ Locked inside my brain

- Tyara and Theo, it's about time.

- ♪ An outcast on my own

♪ Waiting for the change

- I don't know what the hell I'm doing.

All I know is, Tyara is fine as hell.

She got a*s. She got accent.

And she got schwag.

And I [bleep] with that, heavy.

- Seattle, make some noise!

[cheering]

- Everybody has a night that they wish they could take back,

but I think the worst is behind me.

You know, I did what I did, it's done.

Now we're moving forward. It gets better.

It always gets better,

and that's what it's doing right now.

It's getting better for me. We're gonna work it.

Gonna work it, work it, twerk it, twerk it.

[grunting]

Maserobbiee. Maserobbiee.

[imitates cheering]



-♪ Let the beat dance on, yeah ♪

[upbeat music]

- Yeah, I think this was one of the better nights.

I'm not just saying that because I spinned, but--

- This was the best night I've had so far.

- 'Cause Robbie was the [bleep] DJ!

- Shout out to Maserobbiee for turning the [bleep] up tonight.

- Maserobbiee!



- Mikey.

- Hey. - Papa.

- How was tonight? - Did you miss me?

- [laughs]

Yeah, you were, like, the first person.

- Oh, I really did, though; like, I'm totally cuddling

with you, like, seriously.

Will you cuddle?

- Not tonight. - Did you say not tonight?

- Yeah.

- Ew, that makes it [bleep] sound creepy on my part

because it's, like, listen,

I want to throw my [bleep] legs on someone,

have them tickle my [bleep] arms.

Like, I have no one to [bleep] tickle me.

- That's exactly what I don't want to do right now, though.

Like, I want to, like,

hold a pillow and just fall asleep.

Like, I don't want to have to tickle anyone.

Hey, it's Mike. Can I get de-mic'd?

I'm ready to actually go to bed now.

All right, thanks, bye.

- Night.



- Say good night to Chuck.

Good night, guys, yeah.

I hope you guys sleep well,

'cause I know I will, [bleep].

I see the cameras.

You mother[bleep] are slick.

You know exactly what you're trying to do right now.

But let me be :

Tya and I are not gonna have sex for you guys.

I think I have a little bit more respect for T than that,

especially when there's a big-a*s camera looking at you.

- Do you go in for a first kiss?

- Oh, no, uh-uh, T and I, we didn't kiss.

- I could've sworn you guys got, like, a little peck in.

- Nope.

- Not even a little one?

- I'm sorry, nope.

[computer chiming]

- Hi, Anna.

- Hi. - This is Megan. How are you?

- Good, how are you, Megan? - I'm good.

So I know there's been a lot of back-and-forth

since we first interviewed you and your sister,

but I wanted to let you know,

you made the cast for our new show.

- No [bleep] way!

Oh, my God, stop.

Do you know where we're gonna go?

- I do. You're gonna start on the West Coast.

- Oh, I love the West Coast.

- Okay, you're starting in Portland.

- When do I leave?

- You're gonna leave July th, so you have ten days.

- I thought you guys were gonna put me

in a house with my sister.

[clock ticking]