01x01 - Monster Trucks!/Lunch Crunch

[bunniefuu]

[ whistles ]

We've got a monster to watch.

♪ Who's the greatest team
of all? ♪

♪ Watch the little monsters
when you call ♪

♪ Who's that knocking
at your door? ♪

- ♪ Esme and Roy ♪
- [ cheering ]

♪ They're not kiddin',
they're monster sittin' ♪

♪ And having
some monster-y fun ♪

♪ So all you monster girls
and monster boys ♪

♪ Get ready
for Esme and Roy ♪

♪ Esme and Roy ♪

Kids:
Esme and Roy!

♪ Monster-sitters ♪

♪ When they play,
they're gonna save the day ♪

♪ And chase those
monster problems away ♪

Kids: Yay!

- ♪ Esme and Roy ♪
- Kids: Esme and Roy!

♪ Monster-sitters ♪

♪ In your place
with the monster case ♪

♪ They're gonna put a big smile
on your monster face ♪

♪ They're just smitten
with monster-sittin' ♪

♪ Esme and Roy ♪

Roy: Yes!

Kids:
Esme and Roy!

Esme:
Monster trucks.

Roy:
Ready, Esme?

Esme: Ready!

Roy: Then, on your marks...
get set... roar!

Ha ha! Whoo-hoo!

All right. Still dry.

Your turn, Roy.

I'm a-comin!

[ gasping and laughing ]

Wow, that's cold.

All right!

Still dry.

[ giggles ] Roy.

[ gasps ]
It's the monster case!

[ playing music ]

We've got a monster to watch!

- Esme: Come on!
- [ both laughing ]

Yeah!

Ooh!

Yes! Today,
we're watching Tilly!

All right!

[ laughing ]

[ bell rings ]

[ honking ]

[ both laughing ]

Roy: Hey there.

Vroom vroom vroom!

[ tire squealing noises ]

- Hello.
- Hello.

Esme, Roy!
Nice to see ya.

Nice to see you too,
Mr. Plink.

Oh, Tilly.

Your monster-sitters
are here.

Hi, Tilly!

[ gasps ] Esme,
Esme, Esme! Yay!

[ Esme giggling ]

Hi, Roy. Beep.

Well, hello to you, too.

- Beep, beep.
- [ giggling ]

Oh, Tilly,
I brought you something.

[ gasps ] Is it a car?

Not just any car.
It's a monster car.

Yay! [ gasps ]

Tilly:
Monster car!

Thank you.

Vroom. Vroom.

[ laughs ]
Don't you just love monsters?

Tilly:
Beep beep.

[ car noises ]

OK, Tilly.

Have fun with Esme and Roy,
and I'll be back soon.

Beep, beep.

[ giggles ] Beep, beep.

Tilly:
Vroom vroom vroom.

OK, I'll see you guys later.

Tilly can play out here
a little while longer,

but pretty soon
she needs to take a bath.

You know what happens when
Plink monsters get dirty.

Oh, yeah.
I know what happens...

At least, I thought I knew,

but now I can't remember.
Hmm.

[ giggling ]
Don't worry, big guy.

When you least expect it--
Boom!

It'll hit you
like a bolt of lightning.

Tilly:
Pick up dirt-- vroom.

Dump out dirt.

Yep. [ giggles ]
Watch out, monster car.

Esme: Ooh. Tilly's already
looking a little dirty.

Maybe we should
give her a bath now.

Good idea.

So, Tilly...

We were thinking
it might be fun

for you to take a bath.

♪ Bath time ♪

It's not bath time,
it's playtime.

Beep.

She's very convincing.

OK. How about this:
We'll play one game,

and then it's bath time.

Yay! Game, game, game!

Great.

In that case,
I challenge you
to a race.

[ whistles ]

[ Tilly gasps ]
Race cars!

Yay!

Oh, I love a good race.

[ squeaking and honking ]

Aha!

The first monster or human

to go all the way
around the yard

and cross the finish line...

wins the race.

Racers ready?

- Ready.
- It's on.

Then, on your marks...
get set... roar!

[ Esme and Tilly cheering ]

- Hooray!
- Hooray!

[ laughing ]

Last one there
is a stinky Plink!

Stinky Plink?

[ gasps ] Now I remember!

When Plink monsters get dirty,
they get really stinky!

Oh! I can't let Tilly
get any dirtier.

Tilly!

Here comes Esme,

driving around
the swoozleberry branch.

Tilly, look out
for those berries!

Tilly drive under branch.

Vroom!

Ohh! That's not good.

[ giggling ]

Esme still in the lead

as she drives
around the sandbox.

Tilly:
Vroom! Whoo-hoo!

Oh, yeah.

Tilly, wait!

Tilly: Vroom!

Beep, beep! [ giggles ]

Well, at least
she can't get any dirtier.

Esme: Esme and Tilly
are neck and neck.

This is one tight race.
Catch me if you can.

[ giggles ]

Tilly:
Honk, honk!

[ gasps ]

Tilly, don't drive through the--

- Tilly: Whee!
- Esme: Ha!

Mud.

- And Tilly wins the race!
- [ giggles ] Vroom, vroom.

Whoo! Great racing, Tilly!

Tilly: Thank you,
thank you.

Roy, did you see that?

I was like, "screech,"
and Tilly was all, "vroom."

Esme,
there's something--

Then I went
[ tire squealing noises ]

around the mud puddle, and--

[ sniffing ]

Whoa. Do you smell that?

Monster fact 5076--

When Plink monsters get dirty,
they get really stinky...

like majorly monster stinky.

Racing car.
Vroom vroom vroom!

Oh, no! And now...
Tilly is really dirty.

[ expressing disgust ]
She kind of smells

like rotten eggs
and monster feet.

We need to give Tilly
a bath now.

- [ giggling ] Vroom, vroom--
- OK, Tilly.

We finished our race,
so it's time for that bath.

Roy: ♪ Bath time ♪

Esme:
You're gonna love it.

It'll make you
so clean and fluffy--

Roy:
And so much less stinky.

But I want to play.

[ gasps then giggles ]

Esme play firetruck?

Sorry.

- Roy play monster truck?
- Uh-uh.

- Play dump truck?
- Uh-uh.

Monster car!

Sorry, Tilly.

You really need a bath.

[ whimpering ]

But... I want to play.

[ sniffling ]

But I want to play.
I want to play!

Beep, beep, beep, beep!

Uh-oh. Monster meltdown.

Tilly: Vroom.

- Got it.
- Tilly: Beep.

Shh-shh.
OK. It's OK.

Everything's
gonna be all right.

I know you're upset,

but I've got
something that'll help.

It's a glitter jar.

Here. Shake it.

Right now, your feelings
are all over the place.

Just like the glitter.

- Mm-hmm.
- But look.

♪ When the glitter
starts to fall like snow ♪

♪ Take a deep breath,
nice and slow ♪

♪ Watch as it settles
all around ♪

♪ And feel your body
calming down ♪

There. Do you
feel any better?

- Yeah.
- Good. Beep, beep.

OK, Tilly.
Now that you're calm,

why don't you go
pick up your cars?

OK.

Roy, we need
to think of a way

to get Tilly in the bath.

But how?

She doesn't want
to stop playing
with her cars.

Big car goes "swish."
Blue truck goes "swash."

All clean.

Wait a monster-minute.

That's it!

What if Tilly doesn't
have to stop playing?

I'm listening.

If we turn Tilly's bathtub
into a car wash,

she can play cars and take
a bath at the same time.

Esme, that's brilliant.

[ Esme giggles ]

- Too tight?
- Just a little-- [ giggles ]

Oh, Tilly.

[ chuckles ] We have
a surprise for you!

[ giggling ]

Is the surprise ready?

Roy: Almost.

Oh, the flags
are a nice touch.

Esme: Tie this pool noodle.

Roy:
The sponges look great.

Esme and Roy: Ready.

Esme: OK, Tilly.
You can open your eyes now.

Roy:
Welcome to your car wash.

- Car wash?
- Esme: That's right.

You can pretend to be a car

and drive through
the car wash to get clean.

Yay!

Beep, beep, beep!

Get ready.

- [ car honking ]
- It's playtime.

[ engine revving ]

♪ Your car wash
is right this way ♪

♪ Drive right up,
don't delay ♪

♪ And don't forget
to shut your windows tight ♪

♪ Tilly's driving
through the tub ♪

♪ Monster brush goes,
"scrub, scrub, scrub" ♪

♪ Cleaning every hubcap
and headlight ♪

♪ It's a car wash bath ♪

♪ Beep, beep ♪

- ♪ A car wash bath ♪
- ♪ Honk, honk ♪

♪ Wash all the dirt away,
getting clean while we play ♪

- ♪ In the car wash bath ♪
- Vroom!

Hello there,
little car.

Please drive
under the mops

and through
our soaping station.

Vroom, vroom!
Driving under mops.

♪ Yank this cord,
pull this rope ♪

♪ We're covering your car
in soap ♪

♪ Look at all the bubbles
swirl around ♪

♪ Soap is fun,
just wash, wash, wash ♪

♪ Water going
"splish" and "splosh" ♪

♪ It's more fun
than driving on the ground ♪

- ♪ It's a car wash bath ♪
- ♪ Beep, beep ♪

- ♪ A car wash bath ♪
- ♪ Honk, honk ♪

♪ Wash all the dirt away ♪

♪ Getting clean while I play ♪

♪ In the car wash bath ♪

Vroom!

[ Esme and Roy giggling ]

Esme: Way to go, Tilly.

Now you're
so clean and fluffy.

Yeah.

[ sniffing ] And you
don't stink at all.

So, what did you think?

I think I wanna go again!

[ all giggle ]

Roy:
Oh, that was so much fun.

From now on,
I'm gonna pretend

all my baths
are car washes, too.

But I think I'm
too big to be a car.

[ giggles ]
You could be a truck.

Oh, yeah--
A monster truck.

Vroom, vroom.

- [ both making car noises ]
- Beep, beep.

You're my favorite
monster truck.

[ both giggling ]

Esme: "Lunch Crunch."

[ laughing ]

Whoo!
Come on, Roy, jump on.

I don't know.
Looks kind of weebly.

Yeesh--
and really wobbly.

Roy, you won't know

if you like it
till you try it.

Well,
I guess you're right.

- Whoa-- [ shaky laughter ]
- Whee! Yeah!

[ tuba music playing ]

[ gasps ] We've got
a monster to watch.

[ laughs ] Whoa!

[ happy grunt ]

[ giggles ] Today,
we're watching...

Who? Who?
Who are we watching?

Who are we watching?

- Simon!
- Simon!

[ machine whirring ]

[ giggles ] Let's go!

- [ honking ]
- Roy: Hello.

Roy: Here we are,
the Swoozle house.

Come on.

Now, which doorbell
to ring?

Hmm. All of them.

[ various doorbells ringing ]

Hello, monster-sitters. Oh!

- Hi, Grammy Swoozle.
- Hi there.

Esme and Roy,
I'm so glad you're here.

Come in. Come in, come in.

I'll call Simon.

Oh, Simon!

Esme and Roy are here.

Ooh, thanks for watching
Simon while I compete

in the Monster Tennis
Classic Swazoozle!

Hee hee hee.
Hi, Esme. Hi, Roy.

- Hi, Simon.
- Hi, Simon.

Look what I'm making
out of clay.

h* h* h*. Now, that's
a good-looking monster.

Who's it supposed to be?

[ chuckles ] It's you.

Oh, yeah.

I knew I liked his face.

Handsome... [ chuckles ]
in a fuzzy kind of way.

[ giggles ]

He's so talented.

Now, Simon should be ready
for his lunch pretty soon.

I bet I know
what he's having.

Both:
A fish and stinky
cheese sandwich.

[ chuckles ] You know Simon.

I made one just the way
he likes it.

Looks... delicious.

[ sniffs ] Oh, I can
smell it from here.

Now,
I just need my rackets.

Excuse me, Willy.

It's tennis time.

Swazzah! [ laughs ]

Love you. Be good!

Simon: Uh, love you.

- OK, bye.
- Bye. See you soon.

- Bye-bye. Bye-bye, now.
- Bye, Grammy.

So, Simon, what do you
feel like doing?

Hmm, I feel like...

this.

Oh, hey. I think
I know what Simon wants,

and it rhymes
with sandwich.

[ happy grunt, panting ]

[ giggles ]
Is it a sandwich?

Oh, how'd you know?

Lucky guess.

Come on. Let's go
to the kitchen.

OK.

So, you like fish
and stinky cheese, huh?

I'm more of a meatball
guy myself,

but every monster is dif--

[ gasps ]

[ growling ] Huh?

Roy: Willie.

Where is Simon's sandwich?

[ whimpers ]

I think I know
where it is.

Willie.

You ate my sandwich?

- [ whimpers ]
- This is not good.

Not good at all.

I'm really hungry.

[ stomach growling ]

Whoa, that's
a hungry tummy.

Don't worry, Simon.

We'll make you
a new sandwich.

Fish and stinky cheese, please.

You got it.

One fish and stinky cheese
sandwich coming up.

♪ Hum diddly do-do ♪

Ooh.

Psst. Esme.

Hmm? Be right back, Simon.

We've got a problem.
There's no fish.

Oh. Well, at least
there's stinky cheese.

Right, except there's
no stinky cheese either.

[ gasps ]

No fish and stinky cheese?

Um, no, but you're in luck.

We've got meatballs.

Hmm. No thank you.
I don't like new foods.

[ eyelids tinkle ]
Ah, yes.

I'll be back
in just a moment.

What are we gonna do?

We can't make a fish
and stinky cheese sandwich,

and Simon won't try new foods.

[ Willie whimpering ]

Maybe he'll try new foods
if we take him to...

the monster-sitter's
restaurant.

[ Roy whistles ]

I'll be the waitress.

Ooh, and I'll be the chef.

Too much?

[ giggles ] Maybe a little.

Hello there, Mr. Simon.

Wow.

Welcome to
the monster-sitter's
restaurant.

- I'll be your waitress.
- Ooh, this is very nice.

Do you have fish
and stinky cheese sandwiches?

Well, not exactly--

But we have lots
of other things.

♪ We have prickly potatoes ♪

♪ We can cook them in a pot ♪

♪ We have springy,
sprungy string beans ♪

♪ We can serve them
cold or hot ♪

No, thank you.

♪ We have squiggly spaghetti ♪

♪ And a lot
of meatballs, too ♪

♪ We'll fix them
any way you like ♪

♪ This lunch is just for you ♪

No. No, thank you.

♪ Did we mention
we have meatballs? ♪

♪ Believe me,
they're the best-- mmm! ♪

♪ Our bananas are delicious,
and they're easy to digest ♪

No, thank you.

♪ We've got growling greens
and jumping beans ♪

♪ Fruit lined up in a row ♪

♪ It's free, no pay--
What do you say? ♪

♪ I say no ♪

Thank you.

[ exasperated sigh ]

You won't even try
these other foods?

Uh-uh. [ stomach growling ]

[ gasps ]

Tummy, we hear you
loud and clear.

We'll be right back.

Playing restaurant
didn't work,

and Simon really
needs to eat lunch.

Maybe Simon will try new foods
if we turn it into a game.

Yeah!

No monster can resist
the old airplane spoon game.

[ low chuckle ]

Esme: OK, Simon.

Meatball airplane
coming in for a landing.

Uh-uh.

[ Esme and Roy
imitate airplanes ]

Uh-uh. Airport closed.

Esme:
Open Sesame.

No. Thank. You.

[ sighs ]

[ stomach growls ]

I'm hungry for fish
and stinky cheese.

There's got to be some
around here somewhere.

Simon:
No fish and stinky cheese?

No fish and stinky
cheese anywhere?

Uh-oh. Monster meltdown.

I know you're
frustrated, Simon,

but it'll be OK.

♪ Take a deep breath ♪

♪ Put your hands on your tummy ♪

♪ Feel your belly
rise and fall ♪

♪ In through your nose ♪

♪ Out through your mouth ♪

♪ It's not hard at all ♪

Feel any better?

Yes.

Yes, I do.

I'll clean up now.

Phew. Looks like
Simon's calm now.

But I'm not.
What are we going to do?

Simon really needs
to eat lunch.

[ stomach growling ]

[ sighs ]

[ sighs ]

Oh, I wish he liked
trying new foods

as much as he likes
making sculptures.

Sculptures?
Wait a monster-minute.

That's it.

Simon can use new foods
to make a sculpture.

Oh, yeah.

Maybe if the food
looks like art,

he'll want to try it.

Esme: Hey, Simon.

You're really great

at making sculptures
with clay, but--

Do you think you can make
a sculpture out of these?

Hmm. I guess I could try.

Great. Everybody,
get ready.

It's playtime.

A little more over here.

Let's see, uh, some meatballs,

and a few more meatballs,

and to top it off,
more meatballs.

OK. Finished.

So, what did you guys make?

I call it,
"meatball mountain."

It's a mountain
made of meatballs.

[ giggles ] Nice.

I made Simon.

Wow! [ giggles ]
That looks just like me.

What did you make, Simon?

I call it
the "Monster Lisa."

- Wow.
- A true monster-piece.

[ stomach growling ]

[ sighs ]

I know you don't like
to try new foods, Simon,

but don't these sculptures
look good enough to eat?

They do look yummy.

Go on.

Give it a try.

OK.

I guess I'll try...

this carrot nose.

Hmm.

[ chomping ]

It's crispy, crunchy-- hmm.

Nice orange color.

I like it!

Maybe I'll try
just a few more things.

Oh, yes.

Sweet.

Blue.

Salty.

Green, crunchy, warm...

Mmm. These new foods
are yummy!

- Yes!
- Yes!

Grammy: Hello, everybody.

I'm home.

And... swazam!

I won!
[ laughs ]

Whoa, what's all this?

Simon, are you
trying new foods?

Yes. Yes, I am.

We ran out of fish
and stinky cheese,

so we got
a little creative.

Look, I'm a food artist.

I'm proud of you, buddy.

High five.

I think you mean, "high six."

Oh, yeah.

[ all laughing ]

Oof! All that monster
sitting made me hungry.

Well, you're in luck.

I whipped us up
some delicious food art.

I call it
"The Leaning Tower of Pizza."

[ gasps ] It's beautiful.

Art is delicious.

[ both laughing ]

-Today, we're watching Snugs!
-Yes!

♪ [UPBEAT SWING MUSIC PLAYING] ♪

Snugs is a little scared
of thunder.

ESME AND ROY: [SINGING]
♪ Don't listen to the thunder ♪

[THUNDERCLAP]

♪ Just look over here ♪

♪ You are always safe and sound
With your monstersitters near ♪

-ALL: Esme and Roy!
-[GIGGLING]