01x07 - Kaimaku! Ura chô tôkyû taikai!

[bunniefuu]

The Super Secret Dodgeball Championship,

where monsters from
all over the country convene.

Held underground and under wraps,
everything about it remains an enigma.

The only thing clear is that
the last ones standing are the very best!

What mighty opponents
will stand in their way?

How will Danko and friends overcome them?!

- The curtains rise on a battle that will

- Super Secret Dodgeball Championship!

- go down in history!

"Flaming Dodgeball Girl Danko"

The Super Secret
Dodgeball Championship Begins!

The Super Secret
Dodgeball Championship is held

in Tokyo Deathly Land!

A veritable b*ttlefield where
these dodgeball beasts compete

with their lives on the line!

That attraction also looks fun!

It does!

It might be worth checking that out!

All right, let's go!

Me, too?!

Come on, guys!

We aren't here to play around!

Nothing wrong with a little fun!

Don't be so stiff, Peenko!

Stop calling me that!

Who knew the Super Secret Dodgeball
Championship was in an amusement park?

This might be more fun than it seemed!

That isn't an excuse to goof around.

You're being stiff again, Peenko.

We have nothing to worry about now!

Morning, Dad!

Dodgeball Club

The Tamagawa Dodgeball Club
was shut down a long time ago.

No way!

They're Dad's tears!

He's crying over the loss
of the dodgeball club!

I know what has to be done, Dad.

Watch me bring the dodgeball club back!

Back... back... back...

Now that the club's back in action,

Dad must be looking forward
to seeing what we'll achieve!

You're right. Our club is
only at the starting line.

With that said,

I say we hop on that ride!

Danko–chan, please!

Aha!

Whee!

Isn't this fun, Suzy–chan?

She's like a big balloon!

That's our bouncy Mochiko!

This could count as training!

Training, huh?

I never imagined you taking up dodgeball.

I could say the same about you.

Watch out! Don't let it hit you!

I caught it.

That was my strongest throw.

She passes.

She's Mochiko Etai–san,
owner of a super squishy body!

Let's have fun playing dodgeball!

'Sup, Mochiko!

Suzy–senpai!
Please join the dodgeball club!

I'm already juggling several clubs!

I'll join if you beat me!

Shot put!

That baby can sure gong!

I win!

What the heck?!

I can't seriously call that a victory!

Them's the breaks!

I'll join the dodgeball club!

Thanks, Danko. You introduced me
to how awesome dodgeball is.

Watch out!

Oh dear, I'm so sorry.

Whoa, look at that high score!

Well done, Honey–chan!

The credit goes to my drones, not me.

Ultimate 3D Modeling Mega Maximum!

The ball became a ghost!

Uh, what? I don't feel anything?

I–It wasn't real. I only
wanted to scare you!

The way you threw that ball was insane!

You're one of us now!

Let's play dodgeball together!

One of you?

Remember what I said?

We're a team! We make
the best of our strengths...

And help each other!

The point is to not be hit, yes?

She dodged them all?!

We're the true dodgeball club!

She caught three ba*ls at once?!

I'm the vice–captain, Hayami Hiura!

I'm the captain, Hako Mikasa!

I'll have no problem catching
whatever you throw at me!

–Cannonball Shot!
–Miraculous Nasty Ball!

–Honey Homing Shot!
–Super Strong Special Change–Up!

Gravewrecker Tornado!

The five of you met our expectations
with flying colours!

As such, we approve of you
joining the official dodgeball club!

That brings us to seven members!

Be confident, Honey!

Our team's unstoppable!

You have my word as your captain!

Woohoo!

I can't believe my eyes...

Danko–kun, you're once again
wasting your time on silly games.

But I no longer worry for you.

Every inch of me now knows
how amazing you are at your best!

Water Dive Shot!

C'mon!

This is not on, Danko–kun!

You have to catch the ball!

Extreme Danko

Yes... This is it!

Thanks, Peiko.

I've never had an all–out
battle like this before!

We're eternal rivals, after all!

Still, is your best enough
for the monsters competing

in the Super Secret
Dodgeball Championship?

Where should we go next?

What about the championship?

Oh, yeah! We're here to play dodgeball!

Your patience has been
greatly appreciated.

I take that you're
the Tamagawa Dodgeball Club?

Yes, we are...

The venue of the Super Secret
Dodgeball Championship is right here.

I–In the horror house?

Doesn't this seem shady?

We've come too far to turn back now.

You must never speak of
what occurs beyond these doors.

Your safety is also not
our responsibility whatsoever.

Please, proceed.

Welcome to the site of the
Super Secret Dodgeball Championship,

the Dodgebeast's Hole!

Dodgebeast's Hole?

They had a place like this underground?

Ay, what the heck?

They look like a buncha weak li'l babies!

This ain't no lost–and–found.
Go home, kiddos!

Are those the organisers over there?

It's just like old times.

What dangerous matches
will we be seeing today?

They better be. There'd be no point
in having regular, boring matches!

I'm burning with excitement!

Say hello to our competing teams!

First up, the Tamagawa Dodgeball Club!

Good luck!

You're gonna win this!

On to our next team!

Go, go! Elda!

Yes, Captain!

She's moving that huge statue?!

That's some crazy strength!

Here from the sporting nation of the USA

to turn the championship on its head
through sheer brute force,

it's the US Buffaloes!

Holy cow!

How could you be happy about this?!

Next up!

Here!

Making an entrance
with their lightning–fast passes...

Lightning Broad Strike!

Be prepared to be charmed by their
harmonious teamwork fostered since birth!

They're the Tosa Attackers!

The Tosa Attackers!

We meet again!

Ah cannae wait tae fecht you'se!

She says she can't wait to fight us!

We may have been training pals,

but that doesn't mean
we'll go easy on you here!

Just the way we want it, aye!

Aye!

Hope we'll face each other in the finals!

Yes.

That got you twitching too, ch*nk?

They're...

Here come the Black Armors!

"Flaming Dodgeball Girl Danko"

Here come the Black Armors!

The baddest team there is
has risen from the darkness!

Any strong challengers out there?

Only one way to find out!

Her arms...

Created afterimages...

A whole lot o' them?!

Switch Shot: Thousand Arms!

Uh–oh, she's firing indiscriminately!

That's dangerous with a capital D!

Guys!

Brace yourself, ch*nk!

That was one heck
of a greeting, Black Armors!

Quite a few managed to
catch Satsuki's ba*ls.

Slash!

Her technique is insane!

She can throw multiple ba*ls
with extreme destructive force.

They can cut things, too.

ch*nk removed her glasses?

This is bad!

ch*nk?!

Calm down, ch*nk!

That's enough outta you!

I'll knock you down a peg,
panting and crying!

Who's she?

ch*nk Kobotoke.

There's no data on her,

but her father, Chinnen Kobotoke, was an
average player with only grit to his name.

He also has terrible naming sense.

Boring. His daughter must be
all bark and no bite as well.

Bernoulli's Switch Shot!

That's the Black Armor's move!

Seeing it once was enough
for her to copy it!

Check out the spin on those ba*ls!

Nothing more than monkey see, monkey do.

See?

Slash!

No way!

Oho?

Though they moved differently,
they were indeed Satsuki's ba*ls.

Wrong.

This was a special move I invented
with Honey–chan at training camp!

ch*nk–chan, going by
Bernoulli's principle,

the pillow should hit harder
if you can add lift to it!

That's genius, Honey–chan!

All I did was incorporate that
into the basis of your move!

What's your name, maggot?

ch*nk!

No snarky remarks!

I see. You're Peenko.

I underestimated
what a member like you could do.

I told you not to comment on my name!

Oh no! ch*nk's about to blow!

My glasses! Where are my glasses?!

She's back to normal?

ch*nk's raging anger
runs out of steam fast.

I don't have drawn out tantrums like you.

Hey!

Your anger may have subsided,

but I'm still seething over
what you did to my teammate.

I'm Ran Midou.

Let's see if you can remain
standing after this, ch*nk!

There's so much power in her form!

She has the most
dangerous aura among them!



Black Tornado Shot!

ch*nk!

The spiked wall we use for
death matches is straight ahead!

What is she up to?
It's not like she'll make it in time.

What's her plan?!

I'll save you, ch*nk!

Gravewrecker Sidespin Shot!

She lives!

She's definitely the daughter
of the man who defeated my father.

Damn you!

Ye went too far there!

How dare you!

Stop right there!

People all over the world
paid good money to watch this event!

We need you to participate in the matches!

An enormous sum of money
is also riding on you playing!

People are paying huge sums?

To watch us play?

I'm starting to think
this championship's bad news.

Without further ado,
here are our matchups!

Four teams selected throughout the country
will compete to be the champions!

Rats, we're not up against
the Black Armors right away.

We'll have to save this for later.

We'll teach 'em a lesson for you'se!

Tosa Attackers.

You have my support as captain
of the Tamagawa Dodgeball Club.

Thank ye, Captain Hako!

I'm certain you won't lose
to the likes of the Black Armors.

P–Probably...

Captain, ye ought to change!

Let the first match of the Super
Secret Dodgeball Championship begin!

We're gunna give it our all!

Aye!

You can do it!

Godspeed, Tosa Attackers.

Get 'em!

We can't have you
looking like that. Put these on.

What the heck?!

How adorable!

I'm not wearing that!

The dodgeball warriors clad in
the darkest of blacks, the Black Armors!

"Tosa Attackers"

Their hearts have been as one from birth!

They're the Tosa Attackers
with their miraculous teamwork!

Who will emerge victorious?

You got this, Tosa Attackers!

The audience bets have the odds
strongly in the Black Armors' favour!

You're up, Runa. You can take care
of these scrubs by yourself.

Of course.

I'll k*ll them all on my own!

By yerself?

Yer sorely underestimating us!

Too easy!

Just like we practised!

She's still in the game!

S–Such speed!

The ball's passing among
themselves so fast that it can't be seen!

Crap!

Aren't ye gunna take care
o us all by yerself?

That pipsqueak who's full
of hot air won't last long!

She doesn't have the balancing
skills or stamina to keep up!

R–Runa!

I'm still good to go!

Their passes are fast,
but there's no power to their throws!

I can catch it!

No power?!

What a joke!

Get a load o our ultimate skill,
the fruit o our bonds!

Wh–What are they doing?!

Tosa Attackers Docking Formation!

They combined midair?!

Here we go!

Titan's Hammer!

sh**t, we almost had her!

Their miss was unfortunate, but
the Tosa Attackers are on the offensive!

Looks like we underestimated
them somewhat.

That leaves us with no choice.

Runa, strip.

What?

I said strip, Runa.

But, Captain...

Err, we'd like you to refrain from
anything too raunchy for a global broadcast.

That's sexual harassment!

Strip, now!

I–I'm gonna stop her!

Damn it all!

Er, what?!

Our protectors weigh


We Black Armors prioritise
power above all!

I wanted to prove my strength to
the Captain while wearing my weights!

They've been playing dodgeball
with those weights on?!

You embarrassed me!

You better be ready
for what's coming, shitheads!

Power Drive Shot!

I'll just hafta serve receive it again!

That won't work a second time!

k*ll! That violent serve
practically exploded in her face!

Loose ball!

What is that?!

Don't be afraid! Ye aren't alone!

Captain! Guys!

The Tosa Attackers will overcome
any obstacle with their teamwork.

Yeah!

They were able to stop
my shot at full power!

We know just how strong they are.

The Tosa Attackers won't lose so easily!

That's just smoke and mirrors.

We'll show 'em a real titan, aye!

Grounded Docking Formation!

Cool! They're just as gigantic!

They're playing dodgeball, right?

I don't even know anymore!

Show them who's boss, Tosa Attackers!

Here we go!

Next time, on Flaming
Dodgeball Girl Danko:

A Superpowered Clash of the Titans!

I'm going all out!