02x02 - Episode 2

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What is this?

This is... the waxwing's mating call.

What do they have there?

So, come on, give it here.

Yes, we told everyone
that we are on an information detox,

to give us two weeks
didn't touch it, right?

- Well, give it back!
- No.

What are you, a fool?

I prefer another word - romantic.

On the one hand, I, of course, understand Rada.

Sex is very cool

but now I have a headache
generally crowded with others.

I don't believe in these migrations to wastelands.

Listen, friend...

And tell me more about sex.

How to do it correctly?

I have studied the theory, but maybe there are some...

pitfalls?

Can you even hear me?

I'm telling you, I had a fight with the Rada.

And my fellow countrymen, perhaps
is now in danger.

Sorry, buddy. I…

Can I help you somehow?

Larisa, time?

12 minutes 7 seconds.

I thought we were alone.

Have you heard anything?

- About sex?
- Yes.

No.

My lungs are better!

I can do it longer. I just got nervous.

Baron!

I'm eager to eat!

- Why are you crying, beluga?
- I say, I'm hungry!

He was just standing closest to everyone. Contusion.

Go ahead and pick some mushrooms.

There are no beavers here!

- Well, I’ll definitely k*ll the hare.
- Yeah.

Cut yourself, at least we can sit quietly.

Baron, just to think about it now.

Maybe we'll head off to the Belarusian wastelands, huh?

Why, the lands there are fertile,
You saw the slides.

I would grow potatoes
There's all kinds of rutabaga there.

What kind of wasteland?

These are hectares of impassable swamps.

Poisonous fern, and everywhere...

bison

- Who?
- It's better for you not to know.

Above these places
It's not even worth flying on an airplane.

- Hello, what are you doing?
- Hello, I'm walking.

I talked to Lucius.

We had a bad conversation
for the last time.

And you were offended by me.

No, everything is fine.

Well, I feel it.

Come on, come to me
Let's drink coffee and make peace.

OK.

And... are you still thinking about the Baron?

Clear.

So what's wrong with these men?

I'm glad, judging by the indicators,
you're overexcited.

Maternity Corporation advises
in such situations, use Lily of the Valley.

Apply it to yourself.

Oh, if I could.

Lucius, hello.

Hera is experiencing enormous discomfort

because you want to have sex.

Did he complain to you?

Control your hormones.

I came to help.

Larisa, drawing board.

Look.

It's you.

And this is Hera.

Do you want to have sex?

but Hera has no time for that now.

And you're both upset.

And this is me.

Hera's best friend. And I'm upset too.

Because my friends had a fight.

But if you and I have sex,

you won't pester Hera

and you will stop quarreling.

I called it the “friendship triangle.”

Beautiful match.

Presentation courses, friend.

What if Hera gets offended?

For what? For friendly indifference?

Well, he's a Muscovite.
They have their own traditions there.

Or suddenly Hera is the owner

and thinks that I can't
having sex with someone else?

These are outdated values.

Well, it’s no accident that he came for advice
to me, and not to their primates.

Gera - a progressive Muscovite
and understands everything.

Lucius, what if it’s you who’s lost his mind?

and just want to have sex?

But this is the purest
blatant gaslighting.

Sorry...

It feels like only I need this.

Don't you want to be happy
with Hero - I went.

For diamond wrap.

Ger, hi. And guess where I'm going?

- Well…
- But you still won’t guess.

I'm in a hurry to meet with advertisers.

They want to make me the face of “Lily of the Valley”!

Right face?

You should teach a humor course.

What are you doing?

Healing patch “Plantain”.

Here you go.

- Hera.
- A?

Will you join me in unpacking?
new "Lily of the Valley"?

Other cities will also be very interested
see a Muscovite live.

No question.

This is much better.

Attention, friends.
Very bad news.

Friends, don't worry!

This is a whistling weapon
no primates will be harmed.

What are you saying?
And we managed to capture shocking footage,

on which the primate is imprinted
no signs of life.

And it calls to the Mother of the city
new questions.

Send them for approval soon.

This is my friend, Puzo.

What a beautiful name.

Elena Zoevna, it seems,
we need another heart-to-heart talk.

Claudia, what have you done?

I was just following your orders.

- Get it off the screen.
- How?

Television cannot be controlled.

Belly, brother.

You have always been inquisitive
a risky guy.

Well, I told you: a swollen can -

this is certain death.

But today your inquisitive mind
played a cruel joke on you.

But fortunately

you left us for a better world.

Where will the Sam rivers be,

doshika mountains,

Well, women, like in Two Hills.

f*ck them, these women.

If they hadn't driven us away,

Belly, there, I wouldn’t have found it
This canned food stinks.

Yes, I would find it. He was also an adventurer.

But Torba speaks his mind.

It's all the women's fault!

The belly died so we could live!

Come here.

I swear to judge fairly and impartially.

What are you biting with your dirty mouth?

Nobody believes your vows anymore!

Shut up!

- You are actually the accused.
- What?

It's because of you that we ended up
in a mental prison.

Friends, wait.
It could still end well.

It won't end.

In freedom we will continue to drink
and have sex with primates.

I know us.

Hush, someone is coming.

Cuckoo.

Vera, our primate died there.
The whole town thinks it's me.

Larisa also doesn’t get in touch.

So change the agenda.
Is this your first day in politics?

Ah... yes.

Where? Where's the fa?

And don't come here anymore

I'm not your advisor
in very unpleasant situations.

You won't be able to handle it anyway
You don't have any eggs.

Take it out.

What have you done?
She won't come back again!

Drum skin!

Give her time, she will come back.

Friends, second heart-to-heart talk of the day.

- My soul already hurts.
- Well, of course it hurts.

You k*lled a man.

But we all voted for Elena Zoevna.

It turns out that we are all to blame, right?

We k*lled a man!

- How I hate myself!
- And I you!

Friends, not everything is so simple.

Perhaps this primate
I just drank alcohol and went to bed.

Or died.

Let's investigate, shall we?

Yeah, right now. We will go to Moscow
behind every drunken primate.

Especially for today
We have a more important agenda.

Mycologists are sounding the alarm.

From our forests
Boletuses may disappear.

What the f...d?

How rude!

Minus 10 social points.

Larisa, cancel the fine.

Hmm, plus 10.

Hera, I understand your indignation.

But please understand us too.

Since ancient times, two hills were considered
the mushroom capital of Mother Russia.

Do you believe this nonsense too?

Friends, let's go to the forest
in search of myceliums!

We ask everyone to print out tick gaiters.

Emergency activation.
Primates have been spotted on the border of the Two Hills.

Well, can these skins hear me?

Who the hell knows. The light seems to be on.

Friends, I saved your Mother of the City's life!

What is it, I saved you all
from Vera Nadezhdovna!

And what did I receive in gratitude?

You broke into my house

destroyed it and k*lled our comrade!

Look, admire it!

It's your fault!

And I demand compensation for the damage!

But the Mother of the City claims
that the primate was just drunk and sleeping.

Then let your mom come
and try to wake him up!

We're in no hurry.

That's it, get out of here!

A seagull on a combed urchin.

Pull away this refrigerator with "meat"
closer to the dome,

let the women admire.

Where am I? What is this, Belarusian wastelands?

Alive, scum.

Don't try too hard - I'll fail.

Come on, Barosha, shut down the scum.

Hera,

you must find out their requirements.

Do I owe anything else?

Understand, friends of Two Hills
need your help.

Just everyone, not just you?

Ger, your sarcasm is appropriate,

but now the most important thing is
This is to avoid escalation of the conflict.

Beautiful speech
you will be the next Mother of the City.

This was too intense a conversation.

Everyone has been registered with a psychologist.

Ger, please.

Okay, I'll help.

Got something to eat, huh?

Haven't you had enough of saury, Puzo?

Baron, here we come!

Close it.

Oh, the townspeople have arrived!

Ku-ku, la-la, chi-chi, ha-ha!

Great, guys!

How are you? Hold on?

In general, this is what I've done,

They won’t touch us, they’ll also give us electricity.

It turns out that you have squandered yourself to the point
what did we already have?

Hmm, cool.

Where is the compensation?

The belly is interested.

Did he die a brave death in vain?

Guys, empty bottle
please return

I'll need it now.

Is he alive, or what?!

- What if they find out in the Hills?
- Shut your mouth, and they won’t know.

They really got confused.

Have you been to Moscow?
Have you seen this whistling mandula?

It was like in the ba*ls, only in the ears.

But it's like in the ba*ls.

OK.

What do you want?

Bed sheets.

Leopard print. Clean.

Exactly.

Toilet rim.

Doshika! Pack...

What's the biggest number?

Along the way...

84.

That's how much!

Jacket! I want a jacket!

Like you.

I want it now.

And a cauldron for pilaf!

Well, Geranium,
Will women get so much good stuff?

Yes, it's all on one printer
can be printed.

Then... we want a printer.

Maybe they also need the server password,
where are the social scores?

This is out of the question.

High technologies are
under the control of the Maternity Corporation.

Everything is clear.

Tell your owner
what if she wants to send me,

let him do it personally
and not sitting under a hood.

Gera, understand, mom is for them now
like a pink rag.

Rada is right.

If the Mother of the City is touched,
we will have to use the Nightingale again.

Baron, Elena is already really tense!

Moreover, Belly is alive.

Let's be brotherly
take what they give you

until you are forced out of here.

Lenochka treated you well.

Then tell her

so far everyone is friends
they won’t stand in front of us like cancer,

We're not going anywhere.

Baron, what are you trying to achieve, huh?
Just think about ours.

Come on, maybe I can ask for the printer again?

Cancer. The whole city.

Well? What did they say?

Well, there...

Well, why are you mumbling? Don't agree to dialogue?

- I’m releasing “The Nightingale.”
- Wait.

Muscovites want all their girlfriends...

- Well?
- ... got up in a cancerous position.

How is that?

About... like this.

And what does this mean?

Not Yuli, primate.

This is the pose

in which my comrade died.

My little brother.

Muscovites want
for us to pay our respects

their dead friend.

Yes.

Standing cancerously is a sign of respect.

Girlfriends!

Let our friend never come back,

but we hope that from this tragedy
you have learned a great lesson!

And we learned to value everyone’s lives!

Not only boletuses and bugs,

but also Muscovites.

We are just like you.

Muscovites are people too.

- Muscovites are people too!
- Muscovites are people too!

Muscovites are people too!

No sh*t...

See you tomorrow, friends!

We are waiting for electricity from you

and good stuff!

You make the most purple sex.

It was not the same with Lucius.

Will you have some coffee?

We had a problem there
very, very unpleasant situation,

but I decided it on my own.

Therefore your advice
I won't need it anymore.

Doggystyle!

Len, this is a sex position!

Understand? This is a sex position!

The baron, in fact, f*cked the entire city.

Well sorry, I'm not that close
communicated with primates.

Well, in vain. I'd like to f*ck once
Look, there would be more brains.

And in general, this is just the beginning, Lenochka.

Let's be honest:

you are a good woman, Lena, yes,

but you are a politician...

like lentil ba*ls made of sh*t.

Brothers and sisters!

Our troubles end here!

I've had my eye on this place for a long time.

Spacious, bright room,

the furniture from the deceased residents remained.

Five minutes to the metro.

Well, you can always hide there in winter.

In short, feel at home!

- Baron?
- Everything is in a bundle!

The chairs here are soft.

Larisa,

prepare me buckwheat cream soup.

Great choice, friend.

I'm sending your order to the printer.

And also I...

asked to get rid of primates,
and you stand in front of them in a pose?

Larisa, I...

I wanted to discuss this with you, but...

but you didn't get in touch.

Yes you know
How many cases do I have around the world?

I prevented a tsunami today,

adjusted the course of flamingo migration

and adjusted the schedule
all shuttles of Mother India!

If you can't cope,
find yourself an assistant

sign up for a politics course -

come up with something!

I'll give you a week
to resolve the primacy issue.