16x07 - The Haunted Bucket/Go Fetch

[bunniefuu]

[seagull squawking]

Are ya ready, kids?

[kids] Aye-aye, Captain!

I can't hear you!

[kids] Aye-aye, Captain!

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪

♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪

♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he! ♪

♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪

♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish ♪

♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪

♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish! ♪

- ♪ SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Ready?

♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪

♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪

♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪

♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪

[Painty the Pirate laughs]

[jaunty flute melody]

Argh!

- [waves crashing]
- [seagulls squawking]

♪

[ghostly laughter]

- [register dings]
- [sighs] That'll be 10.95.

Oh! Uh, wait a minute.

Um, got it here somewhere...

I got it! Trick or treat!

[groans]
That's not how this works!

[high-pitched scream]

[SpongeBob] My shift is over!

- Happy New Year!
- Happy Halloween!

[horns blowing]

I see you're both dressing up
as idiots

for Halloween this year.

Not quite! We're going as...

[both] A sea-mule!

[both grunt]

- [brays]
- Uh-oh.

I think we're both rear-ends.

You said it, not me.

- [laughs]
- That's okay,

we don't need a front half.

We're spending the night
at my house!

Giving out candy!

And watching scary movies!

At full volume!

And screaming!

[both] All night long!

[both] Ahh!

[groans]

Huh? [evil laughter]

You can't spend Halloween
watching movies!

What you need is a realscare.

So, you need to go
somewhere scary.

And preferably stay there
all night.

Somewhere creepy and empty.

Like, um, uh...

[electric buzzing]

...the Chum Bucket?

Yeah, that's it,
the Chum Bucket!

[both gasp]

No one ever goes in there.

Maybe because it's haunted.

Oh, sure. The Chum Bucket
is full of ghosts.

Now lock yourselves in
and don't come out 'til morning!

Thanks, Squidward.

This is gonna be
the best Halloween ever!

Yeah! You wanna come with us?

[strained] Wish I could.

You two have fun.

[excited panting]

Hurry, let's hide inside
before they close!

[hinges creak]

- [both gasp]
- It ishaunted!

[both giggle]

[electrical buzzing]

[slight chuckle]
I guess it isn't that scary.

♪ tense music plays ♪

[both yelp]

[mechanical clanking, thudding]

What is that?!

Someone or something is coming!

Hurry, let's hide
in the bathroom!

Eep!

[yelps]

Ugh, I can't stand
Halloween! [grunts]

Let's activate
the anti-fun security system

before any of those
trick or treaters

come a-knocking.

♪ whimsical music plays ♪

Maximum lockdown. Check.

Tactical surveillance fog.
Check.

Alright, now hit the lights.

There!
No one would ever mistake this

for a place to celebrate
Halloween!

Of course not.

You forgot the skeletons

and jack-o'-lanterns.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, Karen.
I'm going to bed!

[beeps]

- [screams]
- [clangs]

Oof! Eep! Ahh! Whoop! Pow! Eep!

Ow! Wah! Oof!

[whines]

Oww!

I've been meaning to fix that.

Happy Halloween, honey hubby.

Good night.

- [cracks]
- Ouch.

[toilet flushes]

♪ suspenseful music plays ♪

[frightened whimpering]

Patrick, did it just get
a lot spookier in here?

Uh-huh. I wanna go back
to the bathroom.

[groaning]

Maybe we just need some light.

[both] Um... Uh...

Ahh!

[giggling]

I can't decide
if I'm m-more nervous

or excited.

Neither can I.

Oh, I know who we can ask.

[gasps for air]

Squidward!

Patrick!

SpongeBob!

Hmp. Huh?

The Chum Bucket?!

How did I-- When did you--

Squidward, do we seem
more nervous or excited?

You seem like morons!

Phew! Well, that's a relief!

[groans]

Now I'm leaving.

And do not follow me!

♪ funny music playing ♪

[groaning]

Huh. I think the doors
are locked.

[snoring]

- [alarm blares]
- Huh?!

- [snores, whistles] Huh?
- Sheldon, intruder alert!

Those Halloween hooligans.
Lemme see 'em!

- [beeps]
- I'm so excited to be spending

Halloween night in the old
abandoned Chum Bucket,

looking for ghosts and ghouls

with my best friends
Patrick and Squidward.

SpongeBob? Of course!

That soft-headed sap would bring
his friends here for Halloween.

Well, if it's a scare
they want...

[grunts]

- ♪ spooky music plays
- Then I'll scare them to death!

[evil laughter]

[screams] Ow!

- [thuds]
- [clinks]

Aww, my little ghoul

is finally getting into
the Halloween spirit!

- [beeps]
- Woo...

[grunts, sighs]

Wonderful,
this one's locked too!

[gulps] I heard
this napkin dispenser

was used by a guy

who disappeared!

Oh. I heard these salt
and pepper shakers

are actually...

some other seasoning!

I heard one time
these two imbeciles...

locked me in the Chum Bucket
all night!

- Woo...
- Huh?

Get out!

[all scream]

Hee hee hee! Stupid...

[grunts]

...punks! [grunts]

- [all scream]
- [Karen] Boo!

The Chum Bucket
really ishaunted!

I gotta get out of here!

There, that door looks open!

[all panting]

[screaming, groaning]

[screaming]

[grunts] Oops.

- [loud thud]
- Sorry!

I'm... okay...

[powers off]

They went down
into my basement lab.

Now I can reallyscare them!

[evil laughter]

- Whoa!
- [thudding]

[SpongeBob gulps]
Oh... where are we?

[Squidward] I don't know.
Feel around for a light switch.

[footsteps tap]

Oh, I think I found one.

- [clicks]
- [whirs]

That's a big lamp.

It's still pretty dark.
Let's turn on these other ones.

Wait, maybe we shouldn't--

- [giggling]
- [panting]

[laughing]

[beeping]

[SpongeBob blabbing]

[Patrick grunting]

- [beeping]
- ♪ jaunty music playing ♪

[grunting]

[machine powering]

[alarms blare, stop abruptly]

There. I'm much less scared now!

You have angered the spirits
of the Chum Bucket!

And now your souls

will be mine!

[crying]

[evil laughter]

- Boo!
- [scream]

[blabs] Take this, you Dracula!

[groans, grunts]

- Hey, it's Plankton!
- [glass shattering]

Oof!

[groans]

[zapping]

Uh-oh.

♪ tense music playing ♪

What's happening?!

Those malfunctioning machines

are opening up
some kind of spectral gateway!

Yeehaw!

[laughter]

[both] Ghosts!

Why are they dressed
like cowboys?

Well, I bought
the Chum Bucket cheap

because it was built on
an ancient cowboy burial ground.

- [meowing]
- [barking]

Which was built
on top of a pet cemetery.

- [chortling]
- [foghorn blowing]

And a shipwreck.

- [growls]
- [squawks]

[growling]

And a prehistoric tar pit.

What can I say?

I love a good deal.

[ghostly moaning]

[squawks]

Ahh!

- [roaring]
- Ahh!

[foghorn blowing]

[piercing scream]

- [Karen whimpering]
- [screaming]

[evil laughter]

- [growling]
- [evil laughter]

[horn blows]

Ahh!

♪ playful music playing

Ahh!

Mmm, paprika!

Nutmeg!

Whoa! Whoa!

[pants]

- [roars]
- [screams]

- [all scream]
- [roars]

[chomp]

- [burps]
- [scream, groan]

- [gasps for air]
- Boy, Plankton,

you sure go all out
for Halloween!

Phew. At least we're safe
out here, right?

♪ eerie,
suspenseful music plays ♪

Wrong.

♪ tense music plays ♪

♪ suspenseful music plays ♪

[evil laughter]

Ha ha!

- [knock on door]
- [both] Trick or treat!

Boo!

[both] Ahh!

[scream]

[guffaws]

[laughs]

[giggling] Ya!

Egg-scuse us!

[groan, thud]

[ghosts laugh]

- [evil laughter]
- [screaming]

Yeah, baby!

Those pesky poltergeists
are out of my restaurant.

Welp, I'm going back to bed!

Hey! Oww!

Plankton! We can't let
Bikini Bottom stay haunted!

Why not? It's Halloween.

They love it! Listen!

[groaning, screaming]

[citizen] I do not love this!

- Hmp.
- Mmm, fine.

I know what'll convince you
to help.

- A song!
- [clinks]

[out of tune] ♪ Well-- ♪

[loud thud]

Alright, fine!

I'll get the ghosts back
as long as you don't sing!

Halloween is scary enough.

[grunts]

There.

One industrial ghost vacuum,

at your service.

All we need now is something
to contain those ghosts.

Something absorbent
yet porous...

- Oh...
- Hee hee.

And you're sure this is safe?

Eh, probably not.

[grunts] It might even k*ll you.

- Uhh...
- Ooh! I wanna push the button!

- [buzz]
- [whirring]

♪ tense music swelling ♪

- [laughing]
- [grunting]

- [ghosts scream]
- Wow!

[laughing]

[screaming]

- [mewls]
- [scream]

[screaming]

♪ tense musical flourish ♪

[groaning]

[ghostly moaning]

Now all we have to do
is destroy his body

and this ghost problem
will be solved for good.

[chuckles]

[as ghost] Silence!

[nervous groaning]

We spirits have been angry
for millennia!

And do you know why?!

Because it's Halloween

and you've never been
trick-or-treating?

[as SpongeBob]
Oh! Actually, yes! It's our...

[as ghost]
...unfinished business!

So we just have to take them all

trick-or-treating
and they'll go away?

[as SpongeBob]
Well, what do you say, ghosts?

Sounds good to me!

Aye-aye, matey!

- Woof!
- Meow!

[roars]

Then let's give these ghosts

the best Halloween
of their afterlives!

- ♪ upbeat music playing
- [laughter]

[doorbell rings]

Hello?

Trick or treat!

Ahh!

- Whoa!
- Butterscotch! Yum!

[doorbell rings]

[gasps]

- [roars]
- [screams]

- Yeehaw!
- Huh? Wah!

- Whoa!
- [laughs]

[screaming]

[doorbell rings]

[doorbell rings]

- Hooray!
- Yay!

♪ music ends ♪

[as ghost] Thank you, everyone.

You have made this
a Halloween to die for...

again!

Now we can finally be at peace.

- [burps]
- [groan]

[groans]

[hiccups, burps]

[laughs]

Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Thanks again, partners.

- [roars]
- [all] Thanks!

- [laughing]
- [roaring]

Aww, man!

Now we have to trick-or-treat
all over again!

Wait for me!

Don't make me spend
another minute

with these idiots! Hmp!

Typical.

♪ eerie music playing ♪

♪ lively music plays ♪

[SpongeBob]
Oh, yeah! Come on, Gary!

That's it, boy!
Bring it on home!

G-A-R-Y!

He don't need no air supply!

Gary! Gary!

Gary!

Forty-five minutes!

Your fastest time yet!

[squeaks]

Aw, we've had this ball forever.

Why, I still remember
when I first gave it to you.

Gary! I have a surprise!

It's a ball!

[chomps, squeaks]

Alright, Gary, I'm gonna put
a little pepper on this pitch.

[blabs]

Wah!

[squeaks]

- Mmm-mmm...
- Meow.

[gasps]

♪ tense music plays ♪

Phew!

[giggles] I did it, Mommy!

I kicked the ball!

No!

Gary's ball! [echoes]

- Meow.
- Don't say another word, Gary.

I know just what
you're thinking.

We are gonna jump down
into that trench

and get
your friendship ball back,

or we're gonna die trying!

Meow?

We're gonna die!

Good thing this huge pile
of lost ba*ls broke our fall!

Oh, how are we gonna find
ourball

- in this giant pile?
- Meow.

- ♪ heavenly music plays
- Oh! It was just sitting here

on this gruesome mound
of gnawed bones!

- [chortles]
- [growls]

[huffs air]

Hm?

Sorry, we didn't mean to touch
your bones.

We were just looking
for our special friendship ball.

- See?
- Huh?

[squeaks]

- [tinkles]
- Huh?

Now that we've got
our friendship ball back,

I'm never letting it go again!

Like I said,
I'm never letting go of this...

ball! [groans]

[blabs, pants]

Yeah, this isn't so bad!

[woozy groan]

[woozy groan] - [woozy groan]
- [squeaking]

- [woozy groan]
- [squeaking]

[screams] - [woozy groan]
- [squeaking]

[screams]
Ahh!

[screams]
[engine starts]

[screams]

[growls]

[growls] - [screech]
- [growls]

- [screech]
- [growls]

[grunting] - [screech]
- [growls]

[grunting]

[groans] Huh?

Wah!

[panting] Go long, Gary!

♪ upbeat music playing ♪

- Meow!
- Yay!

Yay--

- Meow!
- Gary!

- [snoring]
- Huh? [panting]

- [screech]
- Meooooow!

You're as good as rescued, Gary!

[ding]

[screaming]

[screeching]

[screaming]

Gotcha! [chortles]

Meow!

[roars]

[scream]

[grunting]

Ahh! Oww!

[groaning] Huh?

Ahh!

[relieved sigh]

- [grunting]
- [screaming]

Ahh!

[whimpers, grunts]

Ahh!

- [groans]
- [squeaks]

- Huh? [panting]
- [squeaking]

Yeah! Huh? [groans]

[slo-mo gasp]

♪ tense music plays ♪

[screaming]

Hey, that looks like Squidward.

[screaming]

- Meow!
- [screams]

[screaming]

[groans]

- [squeaks]
- Meow.

Our ball!

- We did it, Gary!
- Meow.

We are truly invincib--

- [chomping]
- [groaning] G-Gary!

I'm gonna! Throw you! The ball!

Hurry, Gary!

I can't hold her back
much longer!

- [chomping]
- Save! Yourself!

[whirring]

Huh?

[squeaks]

Meow.

[squeaking]

- [happy barking]
- [squeaking]

Gary, why did you give up
your ball?

- Meow.
- What do you mean

- the ball was just a toy?
- Meow.

It's the memories we made
that matter, not the ball?

Meow.

And we can make new memories
with this new ball?

Gary, you are so wise.

Get over here!

[grunts]

I did it, Mommy!

I kicked the ball again!

♪