01x09 - The Wrong Crush

[bunniefuu]

[♪ inquisitive instrumental
music playing]

Sweet! Cookie. [laughs]

"This treat may look sweet,
but I'll spill the tea.

One bite makes you fall

for the next person
you see."

Uh-oh.

-[banging]
-Oh! Umm...

Whoever you are,
now's not a great time.

Luis, if you forgot to do

our Science
of Magic Lab project,

I will gut you
like a fish.

Right, um...

What, you can't even look at me?

It's just, uh,
something in my eye.

-Oh, look, Red's coming.
-Red?

Hmm. Your eyes seem fine to me.

Hazel Hook,
you are the pirate queen

who has plundered my heart.

Okay, keep talking like that,

and you're gonna
get the hook.

Wait up!

[♪ whimsical instrumental
music playing]

Just give me one kiss
from those sea-salty lips.

There's got to be
some kind of magic mojo

going on here.

The magic of love.

[♪ romantic instrumental
music playing]

No. No.

[giggling]
It's definitely a love potion.

I mean,
he's absolutely lovesick.

Looks like Chessie's
sowing more chaos.

Please tell me
you have an antidote.

There is no antidote for love.

Okay...

I mean, this magic milk
should counteract

the cookie's love potion.

-No.
-Gimme!

Wait.

Was I just in love...
with Hazel?

Okay. Okay, you didn't
have to say it like that.

[student] Oh, a cookie. Sweet.

No, not again.

Ugh, Chessie.

[♪ upbeat
instrumental music playing]