01x02 - Origami Tsunami (#1.2a)

[bunniefuu]

Where's our free grub noodle man?

Okay, ha. How 'bout some...

Hot soup?

Everyone's a critic. Hm!

Man,

teriyaki shakedown
always gives me so

jazzed!

Yeah,

Lou Jitsu's the business!

Then why do you insult the
master with your poor technique?

Hot soup!

Do not worry.

Someday you will be great
ninjas with a little practice...

is something I would
say if I were a liar.

That's nice of you to say, Pop,
but I'm tired of practicing.

Yeah, we can be heroes like Lou Jitsu!

Nice try.

We got the squillz, we got
the tight color-coordinated team look.

Let's do it!

Let's go out and bust some bad guys!

Yeah. I just feel like,
you know, we need

a case to get the juices
flowing a little bit.

You know, let's see what the
internet has to say about it, shall we...

Yo, Leo,

we're gonna be heroes!

Okay, what's the plan?

Solve the city's rat problem?

Hey now.
I am standing

right here.

Pfft, no way.

We're crime fighters!

Okay, check this out:
The Spine Breaking Bandit!

Yeah.

Go big or go home!

Yeah, go home on a stretcher.
What else you got?

Uh, okay, here's something:
The Long Island Mangler!

Okay, Donnie.

I appreciate
you giving your best effort,

but maybe we should
save mangling and spine breaking for,

I don't know, our second day?

All right, well,

this one's kind of lame:

someone stole paper from a delivery truck?

Not on my watch!

That's exactly the kind of junior level
mischief we can put an end to.

Really?

That'll make us heroes?

But it's only paper...

It's only paper?

I'm sorry.

Donnie, what did he just say?

Did he say it's only paper?

Yup.

Did he say it's only paper?

Yes, he did.

Okay!

That's what they all say.

You'd think the
road to hero town is paved with real crime?

No!

It's paved with the tears
of the poor paper man.

And who helps that guy?

I'll tell you who:

We

are who.

Yes!

What kind of weirdo
steals paper?

A dreamer!

You look at a blank sheet
and see nothing.

They see possibilities...

There's only one store they haven't
hit yet, and it is right over there...

Oh, convenient.

How 'bout we go stealth and make
'em wish they stole toilet paper?

Ha, okay.

Whoa!

Hm?

You two go left.

Mikey, go right.

I'll take the roof and

swoop down like a boss!

Whoa!

Where are they?

That is you, right?

Swoopin' like a boss!

No, no, no!
Ow!

Uh, quick question:
Did we seriously just get

schooled by paper thieves?

I don't swoop like a boss.

I swoop like a noob.

Man,

this seemed like a really cool
idea until we didn't succeed at it.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Where'd my brothers go?

Mikey,

where's your...

legendary optimism.

Raph,

where's your,

ya now your

go-getter attitude?

And Donnie,

where's your...

your thing, your...

emotionless passion?

Here.

We can still catch these lame
old paper crooks and be heroes!

Yeah that's gonna be hard.
This was the last paper store in town.

Hmm...

Or

was it?

Yeah, I

I literally just said that.

It's

beautiful.

Do you really think that this is going to
hook the thieves?

The only paper we have is

made from salami which is round.
Paper is not round.

Yes, it'll work.

Raph, stop eating the plan!

Phew. Okay.

You can do this.

Hi, I'm here for the

job interview...

aww no.

Man,

I thought it was weird to have
a job interview at midnight.

Ah, Miss...

O'Neill.

Customers!

April, you're hired!
Just follow the sales script and

remember the customer is
always right unless

they're psychotic paper thief.

Uh, okay.

We'll be in the back.

Welcome to Leo's Paper Hut.

Can I interest you in our...

Mmm-mmm-mmm!

What is "mmm-mmm-mmm"?

She's supposed to say...

paper!

Get outta the way!

April!

The

salami paper!

It's gone!

No way!

Mm! Mm!

Ow.

This was supposed to be easy.
How do we keep losing these clowns?

Leo, do you really

think I would have let you make salami
paper without putting a tracer in it?

It's okay.
I put two.

Okay guys,

this is our moment.

They may have given
us the slip before...

Twice before!

Thank you, Mikey.

Twice before, but now

we got them cornered and
there's nothing that can stop us.

Okay, twerp and...

surprisingly big man.

It's four against two, so

what say we just call it a day, right?

Whoa!

They've got footprints
on their faces!

Uh, are those flames on their heads?

Feels like
a real hazard for a paper thief.

You!

I'm gonna grind your bones with my fists.

Ooh,

that's inspired.

We're both gonna

grind your bones.

Right.

Listen, bubs.

Before we put

our footprints on your faces,

we gotta ask:

What's with all the paper?

Yay, arts and crafts!

Whoa!

Huh?

Uh, hey, maybe we should fight now
and register our amazement later?

What?

It's all in my mouth!

Wait a minute, wait a minute!

It's just confetti!

Huh. Oh yeah.

Paper viscera.

Whoa!

Oh, oh!

We're getting nowhere fighting these
guys. We gotta take out the source.

Okay.

You think you're pretty good,
huh?

Indeed.

You are good.

What?

Uh...

Leo!

Donnie, it's pinata time!

Ah!

Whoa!

Uh.

Huh?

Hero town!

Population, me!

Huh.

Ah!

Huh?

Hm.

Mikey, the sprinklers!

I'm on it!

You may have shredded our plans for now.

But next time,

you will feel the fury
of a thousand feet!

Ooh, you're on fire today!

Ew!
That's nightmare fuel, man!

Okay, salami origami
doesn't work.

Hey, look.

They vanished.

Then what are we looking at?

Oh?

What is that?

Don' do it.

Don't do it. Don't do it.

No. No.

Raph, no!

Oh!

Look at me. No!

Ugh!
Gross!

What?

Five-second rule!

So...

does this count as a win?

Well, I don't know.
Let's think about it.

Did the bad guys get
their big supply paper?

Uh, no. Did they build their army
soldiers? No. No, they didn't.

Are they otherwise
thwarted, and we unscathed?

Yes!

Hero mission
accomplished, my friends!

Yeah!