01x20 - Pizza Pit

[bunniefuu]

- ♪ Rise of the ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Rise of the ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Heroes in the half-shell
Turtle power ♪

♪ Rising up against evil
paint the city green ♪

♪ Raph is ready for a fight
Leo's making a scene ♪

♪ Mikey's got mad skills
Donnie rocks machines ♪

♪ With each other
they discover ♪

♪ Their destiny and rise ♪

♪ Cowabunga ♪

♪ Rise of the ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Heroes in the half-shell
Turtle power ♪

♪ Rise ♪

Raph: It all started
with a scratch.

- This plan is so metal!

Gettin' bitten by those
glowing bugs at our show

was the best thing that ever
happened to this band.

- I just can't wait
to get my hands dirty!

- [chortling]

- Once we hit these four spots,
everyone'll know the name

DIGG!

Band roll call!

Silent bass
enforcer.

Drummer by day,
wildcard by night.

And of course, me,

your fearless leader,
Prairie Dog!

- Dig, dig, dig, dig, dig!

♪ ♪

Rock and roll!

[rubble clattering]

- Uh-oh!

[rubble clattering]

- Sorry.
I can't help myself.

I just gotta dig!

- The acoustics in this hole
are insane!

Check out my solo.

[rapid chords]

Raph: The moon was full
like a big pie of pizza,

and that can only mean
one thing--

- ♪ Pizza Week ♪
- ♪ Pizza Week ♪

- ♪ Pizza Week ♪
- ♪ Pizza Week ♪

all: ♪ Pizza Week ♪

- And...scene.

- Everybody,
set your stomachs to

"I'm not stopping
till I explode" mode.

It's time we get our pizza on!

- Get ready for
the delicious flavors

and complex emotions
of our first stop,

and my personal favorite,

Lou Mike-Toney's Pizzaaaa...

Nooooooo!

- Where'd it go?
- Oh, I think it closed.

- My phone says it's open
till 10:00.

- Who would do this?

Why, Pizza Supreme
In The Sky?

Why do you test us like this?

[cricket chirping]

Why aren't you guys
more upset?

- Oh!
- Oh, man...

- What a tragedy.
- That just...hurts me.

Uh, I'm very sad.

- You didn't like
Lou Mike-Toney's?

- Yeah, I found a bug once,
and that was really it for me.

- [sobbing]

- Okay, now that
we've all moved on,

let's get us some of
my favorite,

Tony Lou's pizza!

[boom]

Oh, no, no, no!

- Noooooooo!

- I only pretended to care

when it happened
to Mikey's favorite place.

But now that
it's happened to me,

I hurt.

- Both our favorites
were sink-holed!

This is the worst
Pizza Week ever!

- To lose one pizza place
is just New York real estate.

But to lose two pizza
places is...

a conspiracy that goes
all the way to the top!

What do Lou Mike-Toney's
and Tony Lou's pizzerias

have in common?
- Besides both being

pizza places?

- Exactly!
They are both pizza places.

But not just any pizza places.

Two of our favorite
pizza places.

And what's the key thing
they have in common?

- Uh...besides having the same
name but in different order?

- Do you think
that's important?

- No.

- Whatever! It's us.

We are the link
between all these places,

ergo, whoever's behind this
isn't only after pizza.

They're after us.

And clearly, we all know

that it's Pizzasaurus,

the evil spawn
of the Loch Ness Monster

and Big Foot!
It's taking over Pizza Week!

- Pizzasaurus?
We've been over this.

None of those things
are real.

- Calm down!
Everything's gonna be fine.

We just need to eat.

So let's get to the next
place as fast as possible.

To the Shell Hogs!

[engine revs]

[tires screeching]

Let's get our pizza on!

Ha. If only life
were that simple.

- Thank the Pizza Supreme
In The Sky!

My favorite place--Mike-Tony's
Favorite Lou Pizza--

is still here.

- See? Everything's fine.

[people screaming]

Everything was not fine.

[screaming continues]

- Aaaaah!

- These must be the creatures
destroying our pizza places!

- It's the Man!
Let's blow this joint

before it kills our vibe!

- Is that the same as dig?
I dig digging.

Ooh, I'm gonna
dig, dig, dig!

- Hey!

- After them!

[engines revving]

- Ohh!
- Whoa!

all: Aaaahhhh!

- Why is this Pizza Week
so hard?

[screaming continues]

[engines revving]

- Aaah!
- Aah!

- What the--

- Pfffft!
- It's them!

- Dig, dig, dig, dig,

dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig!

- You guys take
the ones on the right.

We'll go left.

- Cowabunga!

- Dig! Dig, dig!

Dig, dig, dig,
dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig.

Dig, dig, dig-dig-dig!

[tires screeching]

♪ ♪

Dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig!

- Where is she?
Huh?

- [chortling]
- Huh?

- Ga-ee!
- [chortling]

- Aah!
- Aah!

- Dig, dig--
[groans]

- Wah ha ha ha ha!

I'm usually a peaceful turtle.

But you destroyed
my favorite thing in the world!

You...will feel pain!

- Hoo hah hah hah hah hah!

[all screaming]

- Ooh!

[exclaiming]

- Ha. Huh?

Oh, no, Mike-Tony's!

She's going to send a sound
wave through that pillar

and take out
the whole building!

Get me close!

[feedback]
- Rock and roll!

- Ha ha!
- Sound check!

- Hee-yah--

- Punk rock!

♪ ♪

So long, loser!

- Drive!
[engines revving]

- Ahhhhhh...

- Nooooooooo!

- No, no, no--aaaahhhh!
- Aaaaaahhhhh!

- Mike Tony's!

- Why do they have to
tear down everything

that's beautiful
in the world?

- Truth is, I had no answers,
just ideas.

Boys, Pizza Week
is not just a week.

It is a week about
family coming together.

It's seven days
of putting aside

what makes us different

and coming together
as pizza lovers.

- Does he think we don't
know what week is?

- I wasn't sure
they knew what a week was.

Five weekdays
and a weekend

that culminate in me
eating my favorite pizza

in the whole wide
crazy world.

- Does he know
that those mutants

are on their way to sinkhole

Mike and Lou:
The Brothers Tony Pizza?

- Huh--Say what now?

- Didn't you hear those
mutants say,

"Three down, one to go"?
- Yeah, but they could be

talking about anything.
Ha. Right?

Right?!

- This is a random
health inspection!

Everybody out!

[accordion music
continues]

- Health inspection?

- Sir, we've received
reports that, uh...

[tearfully]
I can't do it, guys.

It'll ruin him.
- I got it.

I'll be Dr. Delicate Touch.

You've got bugs!

[all screaming]

- Bugs? This is the first
time in 25 years

I've ever had
any kind of bug--

- Okay, fine, we're all
having a bad day--get over it.

- I just want you
to know, sir,

that we'll have your place
back open so you can

get back to serving
high-quality pies in--

- Enough! Let's get back
to exterminating!

Wah-hah hah hah hah hah!

Hah hah hah hah!

- So should we be
worried about him?

- Probably.

- They're all gonna pay!

- Soon,
everyone'll know our name--

DIGG! Who should we get
to direct

our first music video, huh?

[drilling sound]

- Can we fight 'em
with the drill?

- No! It would be
far too effective.

- Your personal vendetta
against us

is over!

- What are you idiots
talking about?

We've never met you
before today.

- Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Sure!
Attack!

- Cowabunga!
- Aaaahhh!

[battle cries]
- [chortling]

- Whoa!
- Oh!

[overlapping yelling]

- Dig!

Dig, dig, dig, dig!

Dig, dig!

- Stop saying that!
- Dig, dig, dig!

- All right, why are you
ruining Pizza Week?

- Who cares about pizza?

We're an underappreciated band.

- That hates pizza!

- Why are you so focused
on the pizza?

We're taking out the pillars.
- Pillars?

- Once we take out
this last support pillar,

the Kaufman Coliseum
will sink down,

giving us a c*ptive audience
to rock out for.

[rapid chords]

Yeah!

Yeeeaaah!
- Time out.

So you're saying this
isn't a multilevel conspiracy

that may or may not involved
the mayor or Illuminati

or centers around taking down
our four favorite pizza places?

- No. We don't even
like pizza, dude.

- Unless pizza's
for digging!

- So you're saying
that not only did you destroy

everything I love in the world,

but you didn't even have
the common courtesy

to know you were doing it?!

- So you guys just wanna
play a gig?

- Yes! And gig rhymes with dig!

- Like I said,
Pizza Week is a magical time.

It can bring families
back together...

[crowd cheering]
- For too long

my family has been torn apart
by pizza.

But no more!
Today, we come together

as Famous Lou-Mike-Tony-
Toney's Pizza!

- It can create
new beginnings...

- Hit it,
my costumed friends!

- One, two, three, four.

♪ Pizza pit, pizza pit ♪

♪ Munch, munch, munch
in the pizza pit ♪

♪ Eat some crust,
eat some crust ♪

♪ Crunch, crunch, crunch,
gonna eat some crust ♪

- It can make dreams
come true.

And that's how,
for one week,

or five weekdays
and two weekend days,

Pizza Week was saved

by me.
- Who are you talking to?

[thudding footsteps]
[roaring]