01x09 - Attack of the Shortbread Witch

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[Rose]
"Attack of the Shortbread Witch."

[grunts]

Meower. It's almost time,
it's almost time!

[purrs] That Travis Beast boy
will be here any second.

Where is she?

[yowls]

Shh!

[meows]

Do we still have a deal?

That's what I like to hear.

Now do it.

And handle with care, kitty cat.

Hmm.

Ah! Nothing like a bit of evil
first thing in the morning.

You sure about this, Vicky?

The Shortbread Witch
is a super dangerous grown-up villain.

If we're caught, we'll be expelled!

Or we'll get the power to do
anything we want,

-even marry Hawk.
-Ah!

[meows]

[growls]

[Travis] Hmm. A beautiful morning.

I'm gonna impress some girls
with my cooking skills for sure.

[exhales] I have a feeling
today's gonna be my lucky day.

[Travis groans, grunts]

Hmm. Evil is about to get old school.

[Shortbread Witch] Oh my, what's this?

Oh, look.

An invitation to my old school,
Regal Academy!

[exhales] And the Shortbread Witch's magic
has returned!

How delicious! [cackles]

-[Clara] Rose, I'm coming in!
-[knocking on door]

-[Rose snoring]
-[sighs] Rose, wake up.

[Rose] Hmm...

-[Clara grunts, screams]
-[Rose grunts]

What on earth could she be up to
that has her so tired out?

[snoring]

Oh. She's gonna be so late.

I'd better get her out the door
before the school--

-[phone ringing]
-[Clara gasps, groans]

Uh, hello?

[principal] Do you know why I'm calling?

Yes, mister principal. I'm sorry,
Rose is going to be a little late today.

Um, madam, my records show that

Rose has never shown up
for a single class!

[gasps] What?

[stammering] Never-- uh, oh...

-Hello? Hello?
-Uh...

[gasps]

Could this be?

Oh, but that...

that's impossible!

[Rose] Oh, no, no, no, no! I'm so late!

[groans]

-[Rose] Gotta hurry, gotta hurry, gotta--
-[thuds]

Oof! Pumpkin Seeds! [sighs]
Where's my brush?

-[thuds continues]
-Ow! Come on, come on, come on!

Oh, yeah, no time for breakfast, Mom.
I'm super late!

Sorry, gotta go. Love you!

I'll let you go, but on one condition...

I need a favor.

I want you to pick me up
a Red Angel's Kiss flower on the way home.

[chortles] Oh, Mom.
I'll do you one better.

I'll give you one right now.

One Red Angel's Kiss.
Best daughter in the world, right?

Okay, gotta hurry, gotta hurry!

Funny thing
about this particular flower...

-Uh. Oh.
-It doesn't exist.

[stammering]

Which might be why it grows in abundance
at Regal Academy.

[gasps]

[Grandma Cinderella]
I hope everyone brought aprons,

anvils and anti-acid,
because it's time for cooking class.

Now, class, cooking is a vital skill.

What if a wicked stepmother
makes you cook a 12-course meal

with nothing but an old boot?

What to make, what to make? [groans]

Apple fritters or... apple pie?

[all] Oh! He's so cute!

Ha! Any clown can bake a pie,
but only a real chef can whip a meringue!

[grunting]

[princess 1]
Oh, look over there, girls!

[all giggling]

Oh.

-[princess 1] Come on!
-Uh. Eh. Huh?

[high-pitched voice] Oh, look you are
so cute! Yes, you are!

Huh.

[Hawk] And now, a garnish.

Worms marinara? Frog-tastic!

Hmm? Wha--? Oh, sure.

-[Joy] It's nice and juicy...
-[slurps, gasps]

-...and friendly.
-[hisses] Hi.

[screams, coughs]

[Ruby retching, coughing]

Remember, each and everyone

must turn in their own dish
by the end of the day,

or your entire team will fail.

Every member of our team? Where's Rose?

Pumpkin seeds. What am I going to do?

Mom is never gonna let me go back
to Regal Academy.

Oh, no. I'm gonna be grounded
until I'm a hundred. [whimpers]

[LeFrog Dragon] What's going on?

Oh, my frog! The gate is under attack!
What is the meaning of this?

[birds chirping]

Hmm.

[sniffing]

Muffin grenade!

[whimpers]

[gasps] Who dares bring
such unhealthy muffins to Regal Academy?

[cackles]

You! You're supposed to be banished!
[groans]

Oh, hush, sweetie pie.

[groans] Urk!

[Shortbread Witch]
Besides, I quit being banished.

[LeFrog Dragon grunts]

Oh, my!

I smell something cooking! [cackles]

We can't just do nothing
while Rose is missing.

We have to find her!

Right. If she doesn't turn in a dish,
it will seriously hurt our grade!

-[Joy gasps]
-Right.

[Grandma Cinderella] Attention, class!

As a special treat,

I've asked all the teachers
to taste your assignments!

[Hawk] So much for sneaking out
to find Rose.

[grunts] Now what?

Shh! I'll think of something.

[Grandpa LeFrog] Mm... delicious!

[Grandma Snow White]
Doesn't this look good?

Mm!

[Grandma Cinderella]
Oh, that is delicious.

[cackles]

Hmm... Ugh?

-[growls]
-[screams]

-[Pinocchia] Ah! Who tossed the cookies?
-[all screaming]

[Generic Prince] Forget it,
the cookies are gonna toss us!

What is the meaning of this?

Everyone remain calm!
The situation is entirely under control!

[Grandma Snow White] This will handle
these horrible little things.

Oh.

Pumpkin seeds! Our magic isn't working!

[screaming continues]

We're powerless!

Stand back,
I'll do this the old-fashioned way.

With brute force!

[grunts, groans]

[sighs] All of a sudden
I'm weaker than my grandson!

-Pull yourself together, Grandpa!
-[Grandpa Beast burps]

It must have been something we ate.

[Hawk] Cursed cookies, huh?

-[owl gasps]
-[Hawk screams]

[Hawk] Are those my apple pies?

[growling]

No, not the apples!

[Hawk] Move, Doc!
The food's turning into monsters!

And tanks, apparently.

[screaming]

Ugh! The cookies are going crazy!

[Travis] Run, Astoria!

We have to do something!

[Astoria] The teachers are helpless!

Let's get them out of here!

Then, we'll stop the cookies
before they overrun the school!

-Come on, King!
-[King croaking]

[Joy] We've got to go!

[squeaks]

[gasps]

[gasps] Oh, my frog!

[Joy] There's a villain out there!

[shrieking]

[Shortbread Witch cackling]

Soon, the school
will be under the delicious,

sugary power of the Shortbread Witch!

[yelling, cheering]

[Travis] Oh, no!
They're baking up reinforcements! Run!

-[thudding]
-[screaming]

[Grandma Cinderella] Who's there?

[cackles]

[gasps] You! Weren't you supposed
to be banished?

Nobody can stop the Shortbread Witch!

Bow before my sweet army. [cackles]

[Shortbread Witch]
And now I'll have my revenge

on Regal Academy!

Everyone, retreat!

-[knocking on door]
-[Gigi] Rose...

-Huh?
-[Gigi squeaking]

Gigi? What are you doing here?

-What's this?
-[squeaks]

A bakery? I'm too upset to eat.

-Now, if it was a shoe store...
-[squeaking continues]

What's so important about this bakery?

Let me see if I can find its website.

"Gingerbread Bakery.
Our gingerbread cookies are magical."

Oh. There's a picture of the owner.

-[Shortbread Witch] Whoa!
-[squeaks]

Well, she looks like a mean, old witch,
doesn't she?

Gingerbread? The gingerbread house...
Hansel and Gretel?

She's the real witch
in the Hansel and Gretel fairy tale?

-Uh-huh.
-[gasps]

[squeaks]

And she's attacking Regal Academy?

And now she's stolen the teachers' magic
and trapped everyone in the cafeteria

and we're the only ones who can save them?

Seriously?

Wow, I am really good at guessing.
Okay, let's go!

[softly] Sorry, Mom, my friends need me!

It looks like today I'm gonna find out

if I have what it takes
to be a fairy tale hero.

[Rose] Yay! Hansel and Gretel!

Perfect for my collection! [giggles]

[Gigi squeaking]

Right! Hero stuff!

Now then, safety first.

Pumpkin Magic!

I've always wanted to do this!

Wait, if I'm not prepared,
the witch will get me, too.

What kind of magic does she do?

-This is no time for a snack-- Ah!
-[monster growls]

Wow! Monster cookies, huh?
That gives me an idea.

To take down evil cookies,
you have to think like a baker.

Ah-ha. There you are.

[Rose] Cookies, make my day!

[grunts]

Ooh, not a good sign.

Better hurry.

Pumpkin Magic!

[Rose] Man, this place is big!

[screaming]

[princess 1]
Why is magic not working?

[Travis] Uh, no problem!
I can handle it myself!

[Astoria] I don't think so! Come on, Hawk!

You call that holding off an army
of monsters?

Put your back into it, Travis!

Is anyone's magic still working?

[all] No! Not me!

Well, keep trying. [gasps]

[Grandma Cinderella] And don't panic,
I'm sure everything will be--

-Oh, no.
-[all grunts]

That's it, my monster cookies!

Children have been eating you
for centuries,

but today, it's your turn! [cackles]

[Rose] Not so fast!

[Rose] You'll have to get past us first!

[all] Rose!

Rose!

Who?

There's one thing about cookies:

nothing makes them fall apart faster
than a nice glass of milk!

-[growling]
-Ha-ha! [grunts]

Why you naughty little... Get her!

You'll have to do better than that!

Eat my yeast!

[Astoria] Watch out, Rose!

[Rose] I have just the thing for this guy.

[growls]

[whimpers]

What kind of Earth gizmo is that?

It's a battery-powered hot plate!

That's right! Perfect for camping
or making a nice cup of tea in your room,

but lousy for baking.
Everything just gets burnt!

No, no, no!

[Grandma Cinderella] Oh, my!
I feel my magic is starting to return!

[Hawk] Yeah, me too!

Break the cookies, break the curse!

Let's go! Snow Magic!

[chuckles]

Fury Magic!

[Travis] We got 'em on the run!

[Shortbread Witch cackling]

Fools! What did you think I was doing

while my monster cookies
were breaking down the door?

I've been busy. I've been baking.

[snarls]

[growls]

[grunting]

[Travis] Let me handle this again!

Hey, ugly!

No, the other giant cake monster
behind you.

How do you like this?

Fury Mag--

[grunts, groans]

Ah, did I say you were ugly?

Uh... I meant, um, delicious!

Nobody frosts my grandson!

Phew! Thanks, Grandpa!

But... but that's impossible!
My cookies took away your magic!

But Rose burnt them
with her appliance-gizmo.

Even curses can be ruined
if they're overcooked.

You had a good run, dear,

but now we'll strip you
of your magic once more,

-and it's back through the gate with you!
-[whimpers]

-That was awesome!
-[giggles]

Now the whole school knows
what we already did.

You're a real hero.

[students chattering]

[princess 1] I love her hair!
She's so great.

Rose saved the day!

[cheering]

Ooh, that girl!

What am I supposed to do with her?
[groans]

[Rose] Well, I guess it's time
to head home. I gotta fess up to my mom.

[Astoria] Don't worry,

I'll turn in your dish
so we don't all fail cooking.

[sniffs]

-[Astoria] Probably.
-[gasps]

[Travis] It's horrible!

Here, flowers for your mom.
Couldn't hurt! [giggles]

I guess she'll be pretty mad.

Thanks, you guys.
This is not going to be fun.

[Hawk] Be brave, Rose. We're here for you!

-Thanks!
-[all chuckling]

-[gasps]
-Ah-ha!

Ah! You don't scare me.
I know you don't have magic on earth.

Hmm. Thanks to you,
I'm just a humble baker again.

And do you know the first rule in baking?

Always make extra,
the leftovers will come in handy!

-Huh?
-[Shortbread Witch cackling]

No escape now, sweetie pie!

[Clara] Get away from my daughter!

[Rose] Mom?

Or else what?

Or else, this.

Huh? [cackling]

That's your magic power? Dresses?

How are you going to stop me with dresses?

[Clara] How about this? Maybe one more?
And of course this! [snickering]

[groans, grunts]

Like that.

Hah! [giggles]

Oh, Mom, I'm so sorry.

I should've told you everything
right from the start.

It's okay, Rose.

I should've known I couldn't keep you away
from Regal Academy.

You're just a fairy tale kind of girl.
[chuckles]

Does that mean...?

Yes, you can keep going.

For now.

Huh? Yay!

Thank you, thank you, thank you! Yeah!

You know, for a while I wasn't sure
if I was gonna be much of a fairy tale,

but today, I'm starting to figure it out.
[chuckles]

Oh. You always do.

That's my girl.

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♪ The story's just begun
It's magic powers, friends and fun ♪

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♪ Regal Academy
Is just a magic whole new world ♪

♪ The dreams are right beyond that door ♪

♪ So place your hand in mine
We're gonna shine ♪

♪ We're gonna fly, we'll touch the sky ♪

♪ This is Regal Academy ♪