01x13 - The Grand Ball

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♪ Life is cool ♪

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♪ You know you're gonna make it ♪

♪ Step by step, we will grow up together ♪

♪ Friends are great
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♪ Find the key, unlock your dreams
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[Rose] "The Grand Ball."

Here I am, going to school on time!

[humming, giggles]

So cool to have a fairy tale ball!

Hmm, let's see if I can remember
the right magic words.

Key of portals open wide,
in your power I confide,

manifest the light inside!

Yay! Best fairy tale ball ever!

The ball is tonight, the ball is tonight!

My first fairy tale ball!

Whoo-hoo! Best fairy tale ever!

[Vicky cackles]

Time to get evil.

-Oh! [shivers]
-[snarls]

That's a good dragon. There, there.
[nervous laugh]

I can't go through the Guardian Dragons,

but with this stolen key,
I can go around them.

Now, it's time
for a special delivery of evil.

Here we go, nice and easy.

[grunting, panting]

[grunting continues] A little more.

[groaning]

[exhales]

I don't think anyone noticed.
Evil wins again! [laughs]

-Now, then--
-[Candlewick] Behold my greatness!

-Who are you?
-Huh?

Excuse me!

[Candlewick grunts]

Where was I? [grunts]

Uh, greatness?

My lady, Candlewick the Great
is at your service!

Bane to Pinocchio.

-Master of Donkey Magic!
-Hmm?

[chuckles]

Uh, duh!

I just shoved you in a trunk
and dragged you here.

Oh, excuse me for trying to,
oh, I don't know,

trying to make the best
out of a less-than-ideal entrance!

Humph! Humph!

[Cinderella]
Welcome to ceremonies class, everyone.

Tonight you must look prompt and perfect
for the grand ball.

Today we practice poise and posture.

-Backs straight, noses up, chins out.
-[all grunting]

To improve your balance,
today's poses will be done on one leg.

[all groan]

-Now, everyone, try.
-[laughing]

[Rose] This is pretty easy,
right, Travis?

[Travis] Look out, coming through!

[all shouting]

Nose up. Nose up. Nose up.

[Rose screaming, grunts]

-[Rose] You okay?
-[LeFrog] Good news, everyone!

Ah, welcome Dr. LeFrog.

Oh, sorry. But look who's here!

[Joy] A handsome frog.

-Don't you think he looks cute?
-Huh?

[LeFrog] Students, this is Esquire Frog.

He's a visiting student and a VIP,
a Very Important Prince. [chuckles]

-As you can see...
-[gasps]

-...he's under a powerful frog curse.
-[laughs]

One that no kiss has ever broken.

Welcome, Esquire.
Please join the class.

Allow me to strike a pose.

Oh! Ah!

[LeFrog] Good form.
Good form, Esquire.

[Joy] Oh, my frog, oh, my frog!
[screams]

-Huh?
-Is Joy sick?

-She's sick all right, lovesick.
-Really?

[Rose] For the frog?

Awesome! We just found
Joy's dream date for the ball!

Oh, my frog,
oh, my frog, oh, my frog!

[Travis screams, grunts]

[Rose] How about Joy and Esquire?

Am I the only one who thinks
that's superweird?

And gross? Anyone? Uh, no?

Uh... Hmm. [chuckles]

Remember, tonight's ball
is all about grace, posture and poise.

That means you will be graded.

[Astoria] Hmm, grace, posture and poise.

[sighs] We're in trouble.

[Joy] Rose, who are you going
to the ball with?

I don't know.
I haven't thought about it.

-[Joy giggles]
-[girls fawning]

[Joy] Wow! There he is.

He's so popular already.
[gasps] He's looking this way.

-[giggling]
-You should ask Esquire to the ball.

Maybe your kiss
will be the one to break his curse.

Are you kidding?

He's the most handsome frog ever.
He'd never go out with me.

[Joy sighs]

Looking for a date to the ball tonight?

He's got a great personality, hmm?
Kissy-kissy!

[gags]

Ugh. Grandpa, I'm not gonna start
kissing barfing frogs.

At least, not at the ball.

Well, I have lots of barfing frogs
waiting for you.

-[Rose] Oh, okay!
-[Joy] Let's go, Rose!

-Joy, who is that?
-Hmm?

[girls gasping, giggling]

[gasps] Wow!

[Hattie] You are so beautiful!

I, uh, proclaim my love for you.

Uh? [laughs]

And so, you know, uh, whoa,
I must ask you...

will you go to the ball with me?

Please say yes, yes, yes!
Or whatever.

Sorry, I'm flattered, but I'm not really--

That's Hattie, grandson of the Hatter.

[gasps] I'm not really into saying "no"
to guys in hats.

Oh, yes, I'll go with you!

So, was your grandfather really crazy,

or did he just act that way
to meet ladies?

Please, please tell me.

Why was he always drinking tea?

When I drink tea, I can't stop talking,

and then I have to go to the bathroom.
[chuckles]

Okay, I'll wait for you at the ball.

-Cool!
-[Joy grumbles]

Oh! Gotta go.
We'll talk at the dance.

Huh? See you!

[Rose] Um, Joy, wait up.

Rose, I can't believe how easily
you got a date.

[sighs]

-Hmm.
-You'll get a date, Joy.

You're super cute.

Anyone would... Ugh... [yells]

-You think so?
-Don't worry.

You'll have a chance to talk to Esquire.

[slurping, mumbling]

Uh, swallow first.

[gulps]

It doesn't matter.

My kiss would never be strong enough
to break his curse.

At least, not without moonbane lipstick.

Moonbane lipstick?
[gasps] Pumpkin seeds!

Does it turn the moon
into a big pair of lips?

Uh, no.

If you kiss someone at midnight
under a full moon,

the lipstick multiplies your kiss's
curse-breaking power by, like,



Sounds coo! Let's do that!

But I don't have any,
and I couldn't make some even if I tried.

Maybe, maybe not.

[chuckles]

You can't make moonbane lipstick
from a pumpkin.

Hmm, okay, I've got nothing.

Except... Astoria! She can do it.

No way,
she'll be studying for tonight's ball.

Uh, how do you study for a ball?

Anyway, you get the ingredients,
and I'll take care of Astoria.

Tonight is gonna be super!

[Cinderella]
Everyone into the ballroom.

The festivities will start
in a few moments.

[Rose] I can't believe
I'm in a real fairy tale ball.

-Everyone looks so good.
-[Joy chuckles]

[Rose] Even Hawk and Travis
seem fairy tale princes.

[Joy and Rose giggle]

[Joy] Yeah, everyone looks so nice,
with some exceptions.

Rose, I have no idea
if the moonbane lipstick is going to work,

but I really appreciate you helping me.

No problem.

Honestly, I'm having second thoughts

about Hattie being
my first ever dance date.

Well, if he doesn't work out,
you've got us.

Right!

As long as we're together,
tonight's gonna be awesome!

[Astoria] Move aside!
Princess on a mission!

[panting] It almost made me late,
but here's the lipstick.

-[Rose gasps]
-[Joy giggles]

-[both] Thank you, thank you, thank you!
- Okay, okay, already.

Let's get in there and get regal.

Okay, Astoria. You're still the best.

[giggling]

Let me know when it's close to midnight.

-That'll be Joy's chance to make kissy.
-[squeaks]

[buzzing]

Hmm.

-Mmm.
-Ugh!

Oh, don't look at me like that.
I've seen you eat worse.

-[gasps]
-Uh...

-[Hattie] Rose.
-[Rose] Ah, you are here.

Who's that?

Let the ball begin!

And remember, you're being graded.

[whistles]

[all gasp]

-[girl] Beautiful!
-[chattering]

[gasps] Pumpkin seeds!
I'm at a real fairy tale ball!

How cool is this?

Oh! [laughing]

Oh! Oh!

Hmm.

[Astoria] Already?

Terrible shrieking posture.

[groans]

-[girl 1] Oh, he's here, he's here!
-[girl 2] Dibs on the first dance!

I hope he can lead.

-[girls cooing]
-[Esquire] Ladies...

So, Rose, should I talk to Esquire now?
Huh?

[Rose] Oh, big moment!

-So, waltz, or--
-♪ Ooh, ooh, I'm a granny ♪

♪ I'm a granny, yeah ♪

-♪ Ooh, ooh, I'm a granny, I'm a granny ♪
-[Rose laughs]

-♪ I'm a granny ♪ [giggles]
-Okay. Uh... Granny!

Granny, granny, granny!

-Huh? Hmm.
-Granny!

-Bad. Bad. Bad.
-[Rose giggling]

-Granny, granny, granny!
-[Hattie laughs]

[Esquire] Oh, how, uh, lively.

My name is Joy.
I like eating flies.

Hello. Uh, yes, flies are quite delicious.

I also have a lot of practice
kissing frogs.

Okay. Well, I should be off
to, uh, getting some water.

I'm quite thirsty.

Oh, wait!

Don't run away! I mean, hop away!

I just wanna kiss you!

[Joy] Would you like to rest
on a lily pad?

I always have one in my pocket.

[shrieks]

-Huh?
-[Joy] Esquire!

-[grumbles] Seriously, no.
-[doorbell rings]

[gasps]

Uh, watch it.

[Hattie laughing]

Bad luck Beast.
No one wants to dance with me.

[sighs]

I brushed my teeth for nothing.

[Hawk] I wish I had your problem.

-[sighs] Huh?
-[girls gasping, giggling]

Ladies, I'm flattered, but, um...

I'm under a curse.

If I dance,
I'll get expl*sive indigestion.

Clear out while you can. [burps loudly]

-Humph. Disappointing, Hawk.
-[cries]

-[grunting]
-He's so weird.

I thought he wanted to be my date.

[sighs]
Now what am I going to do?

Ooh! Look at those cute shoes.

[gasps]

Those and those!

-So many beautiful shoes!
-Huh?

Oh! Wow!

From here I can see all the shoes.

I want those and those.
Ooh, I want those!

[sighs] I'm afraid I'll have to fail them.

[gasps] Oh, my grade!

Hawk, do something!

Get Rose off the floor
or we're going to fail.

[groans] Hmm? I got this.

-Whoop! I got you, Rose.
-[chuckles]

-Care to dance?
-With you?

-[Rose] Yes, of course.
-♪ There's more than we can see ♪

♪ It's Regal Academy
This magic alchemy ♪

♪ Now I can live my dreams ♪

♪ And be the best of me ♪

♪ It's Regal Academy
My destiny ♪

♪ In this magical dimension ♪

-♪ There's more than we can see ♪
-Ah.

♪ It's Regal Academy
This magic alchemy ♪

♪ Now I can live my dreams ♪

-♪ And be the best of me ♪
-Ah.

Best fairy tale ever.

♪ I feel free ♪

-That's what I'm talking about.
-Oh! Yeah!

[Candlewick cackles]

-Huh?
-Huh?

[braying]

[explosions]

Oh! [braying]

Uh... what?

[Rose] Ooh! Since when are the donkeys
invited to the ball?

My villain sense is tingling!
There's a villain behind this.

-[braying]
-[girls screaming]

[Candlewick] Here's the power
of my donkey curse. [laughs]

[donkey cries]

Huh? I see him.

Huh? Where did he go?

[cackles]

If we fight in these clothes,
we're totally gonna ruin them again.

There!

[snoring]

Forge Dragon, we need you to transform us
into our regal armor.

[groans] What's in it for me?

[stutters] We're going to save the school.

Boring.

Ooh. I've got taffy.

-Hope it's not too hard to open.
-Oh! Done.

[chuckles]

[Hawk] All right, let's go.

[laughs] Yay, taffy!

[whimpering] No!

[grunts]

Villain, show yourself!

Tower Magic!

[Astoria] Let's start
with all these rampaging donkeys.

Frog Magic! Ya!

Transform them into frogs!

Hey, why haven't any of us
been turned into--

[braying]

[dragon] What?

And now for the big finish.

[brays]

Yes! One guardian dragon down.

[Candlewick] I'm awesome.

[screaming]

Now, everyone, calm down!

-There's nothing to--
-[cackling]

-[screaming]
-We're doomed!

[Esquire] Oh, dear!

This is no place for a handsome frog!

[bells chiming]

[screams]

-Uh...
-[squeaking]

[Rose] What, Gigi?

[gasps] Midnight!

Joy, it's midnight!

Kiss Esquire now! Do it!

It's your only chance!

[exhales]

[grunting]

Sufferin' shoe sales!
She's like a frog doing kung fu.

Yes, the ancient art of frog fu.

So, it really exists.

[Joy grunts]

[Esquire] If anyone can hear me,
I need some help over here.

Help!

Thank you. Wait, what are you--?

Ha! Super-curse-breaking shockwave.

[Astoria] Joy's kiss has so much
curse-breaking power to spare,

it's taking out every donkey curse
in the room.

[Candlewick screams]

Candlewick!
Of course, it's Donkey Magic.

-[Hawk] Get him, Rose!
-Pumpkin Magic!

[Candlewick] Hey!
[whimpering]

Snow Magic!

-[screaming]
-[Rose] That's what you get

-for trying to make donkeys out of us!
-No! [wailing]

[Candlewick] Wait, why does it smell
so bad in here?

[all cheering]

Whoo! Teamwork!

Hmm, seems odd the smell of the hat
was his biggest concern there.

Hmm.

Yeah, bye.

-[giggles] Yay!
-[gasps]

What's wrong with me?

-[Joy grunts]
-I'm hideous!

Where are my warts? My bulging eyes?
My handsome tongue?

I broke the curse.
You're human again!

But I've been a frog my entire life.

Since I was a baby!

This body is horrible and...

ugh, so dry!

Turn me back.
Please, please, I beg you!

I... [sighs]

I can't do it.

I tried so hard to break the curse,
I can't just turn you back.

-[groans]
-[Vicky] I can.

But you owe me. Huh.

Oh, Vicky,
that was very nice of you, as usual.

No!

-Hi, you're--
-[croaks]

Well, hello there, beautiful.
Perhaps another kiss?

[croaking]

Ooh, Miss Cutie Frog
is playing hard to get.

[both] Ew.

[croaking]

Aw! How cute.

[Joy croaks]

[Rose] Maybe we should call it a night

before anyone gets turned
into anything else weird.

Rose, how'd you like
your first fairy tale ball?

Oh, it was the perfect night.

Dresses, shoes, donkeys. [chuckles]

And you're a really good dancer, Hawk.

I'm glad. After all you've been through,
a perfect night is, well, perfect.

You deserve it.

Hawk...

you know,
prince and brave hero stuff aside,

you're a pretty sweet guy.

Well, I'm sorry I swept you away
from Hattie, but...

[gasps] Oh, no! Hattie!

I forgot to get a souvenir
for my fairy tale collection.

Oh, Hattie! Hattie!

[sighs]

♪ Regal Academy ♪

♪ The story's just begun
It's magic powers, friends and fun ♪

♪ This is Regal Academy ♪

♪ Regal Academy
Is just a magic whole new world ♪

♪ The dreams are right beyond that door ♪

♪ So place your hand in mine
We're gonna shine ♪

♪ We're gonna fly, we'll touch the sky ♪

♪ This is Regal Academy ♪