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01x16 - Song of the Sea Witch

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Regal Academy". Aired: August 13, 2016.*
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A girl finds a magic key and falls into Fairytale Land, and attends Regal Academy, a school for the children of fairytales.

01x16 - Song of the Sea Witch

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♪ Living a fairy tale ♪

♪ Side by side, together forever ♪

♪ Life is cool ♪

♪ This is Regal Academy ♪

♪ Light your sparkle
Make it shine and live the magic ♪

♪ You know you're gonna make it ♪

♪ Step by step, we will grow up together ♪

♪ Friends are great
This is Regal Academy ♪

♪ Find the key, unlock your dreams
And live the magic ♪

♪ The door is open ♪

♪ This is Regal Academy ♪

[Rose] Song of the Sea Witch.

Ah! Pumpkin seeds, Travis.

I'm so excited for today at school!

You're this excited every day.

And about singing class?
We have them on Earth.

Yeah, but all the famous
fairytale princesses can sing.

And I wanna be a real fairy tale,
like them.

Hey, Rose.
You're already a great fairytale hero.

And don't you forget it.

Not as great as me maybe,
but you'll get there.

[Rose] Oh! Know what fairy tale
is the best singer?

The Little Mermaid.

I wonder why she isn't our teacher?

Uh, maybe the fact that the school
isn't underwater.

Ooh!

Can you sing, Travis?

Of course I can!

My singing voice
will have the girls running.

-I'm an artist, so my voice is subtle...
-[squeaks]

-...with finesse.
-[crunches]

[grunts]

[roars]

[screaming]

[Rose] Maybe that was just a coincidence.

They're just running
'cause they're scared of, uh, Thursdays?

Now class, tomorrow,
each of you will perform a song.

The student with the best score
will get a stage show

in front of the entire school
for extra credit.

What an inspired idea, Professor Beauty!

[chuckles]

-Astoria, what do you think?
-Hmm?

Yes! We should extra credit
in front of the school! [giggles]

I mean, sing in front of the school!
[chuckles]

You'll have to get your credit
some other way, Astoria.

I belong up on that stage.

And with everyone in awe,
it'll make executing my plan a snap.

[both laugh]

[snaps]

Warm-ups, everyone!

[both vocalizing]

[hoots, groans]

I'm gonna warm up so hard!

[vocalizing]

[groans]

[both yelp]

[bangs]

My classic sheet music!

[coughs] Watch it!

Those dusty old papers
are making me cough!

Ah! I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I'll get them!

-[coughs]
-Huh?

[coughing continues]

Rose! You intentionally
tried to damage my voice!

Uh. Oh, no! I'm sorry, Vicky.

Humph!

[snickers]

-[Beauty] Finn!
-Huh?

Let's bring out that big voice of yours!

[whimpers]

Okay.

[singing] ♪ La, la! ♪

[voice bellows]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[sings in high pitch]

[groaning]

[hoots]

[stammers]

A very nice high end, dear.

My turn! Yes, yes, yes!

[Hawk] You can do it, Rose!

And one, a two...
A one, two, three, four--!

[bell rings]

[moans] Oh!

That's all for today, everyone!

Don't forget to learn a song
for tomorrow.

[sighs]

To assist us in all kinds
of singing-related evil,

my new potion will bring us
a super-evil witch.

Here we go.

Evil witch. Evil witch. Evil witch.

Yes! I can't wait!

Huh?

[crying]

Argh! My gate-opener potion needs work.

-[bellowing]
-[grunts]

Wrong again!

Who dares disturb the Sea Witch?

[squeals, laughs] I do!

[Vicky laughing]

[Vicky] May I present the Sea Witch!

No fish tail?

Oh, you try to fit in on Earth
without legs.

And don't get me started on pants.

Here's the deal. Once I take the Gate,

it's party time in Fairy Tale Land
for all the banished villains.

Let's see,
I'm a villain and I love party time.

Perfect, darling!

But first, I need help with one nuisance.

Tell me,
are you still able to steal voices?

You're kidding, right?
It's kind of my thing.

[laughs]

[Rose] Ahem.

Okay, I'm gonna try some scales.

Wait! Rose, have you ever tried
to sing before?

Uh, no. Not really.

Oh, my grade!

We need to teach Rose to sing
or we'll never pass.

Oh! I know who can help us.
Come to my family castle.

[Rose]
Joy told us to meet her at LeFrog Castle!

[Hawk] Okay, here are the rules...

Don't eat the snacks.
Apply bug spray liberally.

Don't eat the snacks.

Don't talk to any amphibians
bigger than your head.

Don't eat the snacks!

Hi!

[Rose] Joy, LeFrog Castle is gorgeous!

Thank you! I'm so excited.

I've never had friends over before.

Oh, really? Wonder why that is.

Welcome to my bedroom!

What do you think?

This is so cool!

It's got a real, uh, soggy quality.

Let's study!

[Rose] But, I want to sing! Let me try--

[Astoria]
Not now, Rose!

We need to plan for class.

Aw, I just want to sing!

[Hawk] You're probably
better than Travis, at least.

We'll teach you, Rose!

I brought a snack!
It'll help everyone think.

-[Hawk] Travis! Remember the rules!
-[shudders]

[shudders]

This one looks okay...

[yelps]

Okay, why are we here?

Oh, yeah! I'm in a band. [chuckles]

I wanted you all to meet them
so they could help us.

They better not all be frogs.

-[upbeat music playing]
-[croaking]

[all sigh]

Yep. They're all frogs.

I'm in the band and I'm not a frog.

[gasps]

-[Travis] Uh, Joy?
-[croaks]

And of course that happened.

[kisses]

-Hmm.
-[chuckles]

[Joy] The band can help us pick songs,
and give us music to sing to.

[croaking]

[Joy] Uh... [laughs]

All right, then!
Guys, this is our lead singer.

He's a bit of a showboater!

Lead singer? More like lead croaker.
Am I right? [laughs]

-Hey there, little guy
-[croaks]

Oh! He loves shoes!

[laughs]

He'll be perfect to clean
my whole collection of shoes!

I'm taking him with me.

-Um, Rose?
-[Astoria groans]

He's here to teach you how to sing,
not shine your shoes.

He can't even talk.

Oh, he'll be the best teacher!

I love this frog. He likes shoes.

[Rose] So, can you teach me now?
I wanna learn. I wanna learn so bad!

When do we start?

[frog croaking]

I think he's a little frustrated
that your voice isn't,

um, deep and froggy enough.

Why can't I sing?

-[sobbing]
-[Joy sighs]

Okay, Rose. Just calm down
and forget about Professor Beauty

and the frog and everyone.

Okay.

Now, close your eyes and just try
something simple. Hold a note.

Okay. [exhales]

♪ La, la, la, la... ♪

Ah, what? How? She's awesome!

No, it makes sense!

She has super-strong lungs
from all her incessant babbling.

I guess we know who's singing for us
in class tomorrow.

I'm... I'm awesome?

[murmuring]

[sniffs, barking]

[groans] Stupid dog nose!

Hmm.
But he can't rat me out if he can't bark.

[yapping]

[whimpers]

[silent]

[gasps]

[gulps]

[barks]

-[barking]
-Huh?

[Astoria] It's Vidal! [panting]

What's happening?

[in Sea Witch's voice]
Careful! Careful! She's the Sea Witch!

[Astoria] Uh, oh!
Incoming fairytale villain!

Hero time, everyone! I'll stop her!

Ha!

Not if I stop her first!

Snow Magic! Freeze that witch!

Fury Magic! Sweep her away!

[laughing]

[Travis groans]
What does the glowy-bally thing do?

[Hawk] Just don't get hit!

Look out!

Suffering shoe sales!

Is she the Sea Witch
who can steal anyone's voice?

[gulps]

Oh, Wow, she does not smell good!

But how-- ulp!

[both gasp]

[grunts] Rose's voice is in the ball!

[witch barking]

R-rr? [barks]

-[Hawk] Rose!
-[Astoria] Oh, No!

[Travis] Look out!

[Hawk] Astoria! Grab her!

[Astoria] On it!

[Astoria] Gotcha!

[Astoria] Everything's under control.

All good! [grunts] I got her.

Okay, I need help!

[grunting]

[Hawk] Come on, come on.

[all grunt]

[in Rose's voice] Your voice is mine!

Ta-ta, darlings! [laughs]

[belches] Ah!

Hmm? Ah!

[barking]

[in Sea Witch's voice] Pumpkin seeds!
The Sea Witch is there.

I bet she can breathe underwater.
I wonder what she does about pants--

[gasps] My voice!

[all gasp]

Don't worry, Rose.
We'll get your voice back, I promise.

But we can't embarrass Rose

and let her sing
in front of the whole class tomorrow.

[Joy]
I think her voice sounds kind of good.

Rose, if you at least try,
Grandma Beauty won't fail us.

But I finally find out I could sing
and then this happens!

[sobs]

Huh?

At least your frog tutor
likes your new voice.

[gasps]

On second thought, I got an idea.

[croaks]

[Beauty] Okay, class.

The teachers have been randomly
selected to judge your songs.

LingLing will sing first.
The stage is yours, my dear!

[chuckles]

LingLing is all sports and swords.
No way she can sing.

[operatic singing]

[applauding]

[Beauty] Ah! My favorite type of song.
A really good one!

Every fairytale princess can sing, right?

[grunts]

Next is... Rose!

[croaking]

Do your best, dear!

Ahem.

[croaking, growling]

[all gasp]

[croaking]

It hurts!

[screams]

[croaking]

[all moaning]

Frog-tastic! Stupendous!

Rose, I was wrong about you.

You're a genius!

[croaking]

[chuckles]

[Astoria] You got a good grade!
And your plan saved the day.

[in Sea Witch's voice]
Yeah. But it was so embarrassing.

I just wanna sing
like a real fairytale princess.

I know, Rose.

We'll track down that witch
and get your voice back!

Guys! You'll never believe it!

Granny Beauty said Rose
is getting the stage show!

[both] What?

Doctor LeFrog demanded it!

He was so excited, he barfed flies
all over Granny's desk.

Hmm?
Maybe she agreed just to get him to stop.

Mmm? [moans] Hmm.

[Beauty] We're just about ready
to start the show, kids.

Please take your places.

Rose, you sure about this?

[sings] ♪ Eh-Eh-Extra credit! ♪ Whoo!

I'll deal.

[Hawk] Now that's heroic.

[croaking]

Now, I'm happy--

[whispers]
No one is barfing flies on me anymore.

[fly buzzing]

-[slurps]
-Ugh!

...and I'm sad,

[stammers] I-- I mean,
happy to present to you Rose Cinderella!

-[cheering, applauding]
-[music plays]

[croaking]

[croaking, groaning]

[all] It's horrible.

[all] Ugh!

[students booing]

[girl] Somebody take her off.

-Oh!
-[girl] Oh, she's hurting my ears!

Rose is humiliating herself
in front of the whole school!

Happiness!

[all booing]

[music stops]

[booing]

[in Rose's voice] Impossible!
Her voice is more beautiful than ever!

I must destroy her.

Huh? It's the Sea Witch!

Give Rose her voice back!

[in Rose's voice] The only thing
I'm giving anyone is chaos.

[all screaming]

[mouse hoots]

[owl squeals]

Be careful! Her magic-- [grunts]

-[in Joy's voice] makes you switch voices!
-[both gasp]

[in Travis' voice] Hey, you have my voice!

[in Sea Witch's voice] Not good!

[in Rose's voice]
You can't escape me, darling.

-You hit her low, and I'll go high!
-Hmm!

[panting]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[in Hawk's voice] This isn't working!
[gasps]

[in Doctor LeFrog's voice]
We have to stop her! [gasps]

[in LingLing's voice]
It'll take a real man to do that!

Huh? [moans]

[grunting]

[witch laughs] No voice is safe!

[in Rose's voice]
What are you, dodge ball champion?

[croaking]

[squeaking]

[in Hawk's voice] Look out, Rose! [gasps]

How is it I can hit everyone but her?

Whoo! Whoo!
I bet I could hit those voice ba*ls back!

Voice tennis!

[in Cinderella's voice]
Take this!

[Hawk] It's like an Earth mirror,
only with, you know, magic!

Service!

[grunting]

Students, please stay calm!

[Wolfram's voice]
Stay calm! Calm! [growls]

[grunting]

Agh!

[in Joy's voice] Today is not...

[in Beast's voice]
my...

[in Astoria's voice]
lucky day.

[in Hawk's voice] Rose! Let me at her!

[grunts, laughs]

[in Rose's voice] No!

[grunts]

[all gasp]

[girl] What's happening?

Oh! Yeah!

[cheering]

-Our voices are back!
-Oh, yeah!

[gasps]

[normal voice] Uh! Oh! Uh?

[vocalizing] Yay!

We did it, Hawk.

I didn't doubt it for a second.

Now, what say we give your awesome
singing voice a real debut?

Ahem. Testing, testing.

[music playing]

♪ Sometimes I feel so lost ♪

♪ Sometimes I feel alone ♪

♪ And looking at this world ♪

-♪ I can't find a place to go... ♪
-[all] Whoa!

♪ Where I'd love to be ♪

♪ Is my fantasy ♪

♪ I'd be like a queen ♪

♪ Waiting there for you to set me free ♪

♪ Now all my dreams come true
It's like a brand new start... ♪

I'm dreaming? That can't be Rose.

[both] ♪ It's all because of you ♪

♪ If I get light into my heart ♪

♪ No more fantasy ♪

[Rose] ♪ That's my reality ♪

[both] ♪ As magic as it is ♪

[Rose] ♪ It's the place for me ♪

♪ Now I feel free ♪

[both] ♪ I can see this is the moment ♪

♪ I can see this is the day ♪

♪ You and me, we're gonna fly away ♪

♪ I can see this is the moment ♪

[Rose] ♪ Now I feel ready to go ♪

[both] ♪ Come take me
Somewhere I don't know ♪

[all sigh]

[mouse sighs]

[both] ♪ There we'll go ♪

[cheering]

A-plus for extra credit!

[laughs]

[giggles]

[in Sea Witch's voice]
Well, this is about the worst ever!

[gasps] My voice!

Hmm?

[panting] Ooh!

[Snow White]
Congratulations, Vicky,

on stopping the evil Sea Witch!

[students] Vicky! Vicky! Vicky!

Huh?

[Hawk moans]

♪ Regal Academy ♪

♪ The story's just began
It's magic power, friends and fun ♪

♪ This is Regal Academy ♪

♪ Regal Academy ♪

♪ Is just a magic whole new world
The dreams are right beyond that door ♪

♪ So place your hand in mine
We're gonna shine ♪

♪ We're gonna fly
We'll touch the sky ♪

♪ This is Regal Academy ♪