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01x21 - Monkey Magic

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Regal Academy". Aired: August 13, 2016.*
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A girl finds a magic key and falls into Fairytale Land, and attends Regal Academy, a school for the children of fairytales.

01x21 - Monkey Magic

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♪ Living a fairy tale ♪

♪ Side by side, together forever ♪

♪ Life is cool ♪

♪ This is Regal Academy ♪

♪ Light your sparkle
Make it shine and live the magic ♪

♪ You know you're gonna make it ♪

♪ Step by step, we will grow up together ♪

♪ Friends are great
This is Regal Academy ♪

♪ Find the key, unlock your dreams
And live the magic ♪

♪ The door is open ♪

♪ This is Regal Academy ♪

[Rose] Monkey Magic.

Thank you for coming.

So, please, tell me
how is my granddaughter doing

at Regal Academy?

Uh, LingLing is by far
the best student there.

Then the other students must resent her.
Doesn't she have any friends?

Eh... well, friends aren't necessary
to her success.

Nonsense!
LingLing needs friends who support her,

and to have a little fun!

[Monkey King] Right again, Queen IronFan!

After all, I could never defeat you
without my friends.

And they are fun!

[chattering]

[both grunting]

Agh!

[laughing]

-[jabbering, grunting]
-[monkey] Ah!

Oh! Ah!

[jabbering, grunting]

[muffled screaming]

-[spurting]
-[teacher grunting]

[jabbering continues]

Whoa!

[all] Eh...?

[screaming]

Ooh!

[queen groaning]

[grunts]

[monkeys jabbering, screaming]

And now, I'll be taking your Iron Fan.

I don't think so, Monkey King.

-[teacher growling]
-Huh?

-[teacher screaming]
-[queen groans]

[chuckles] Ah.

[whips]

Wow, this thing weighs a ton.

Queen IronFan,
you must have some hardcore forearms.

[jabbering]

[groans]

[laughing]

You're coming with me, old lady.
I need your powers.

[grunts] And forearms.

Never! I-- oh!

[croaks] Ribbit!

Rose, can I ask you something?

It's personal.

LingLing, of course. We're friends.

Okay. Here it goes.

-[monkey jabbering]
-Huh?

[grunting]

[all] Huh?

-[teacher grunting]
-[jabbering continues]

LingLing, your grandmother was kidnapped.

The Iron Fan, stolen!

What? By who?

Uh, guess.

The Monkey King! But why?

Why? Who knows why monkeys do anything?

[monkeys jabbering]

No! Please!

Not my shoes.
They were a very special gift.

From me. To my feet.

Huh?

[sighs]

Attack!

Ugh!

[Joy] Hawk, no!

No. Can't you see?
The monkeys are just playing.

They wanna be friends.

[jabbering]

[laughing]

[slurps] Mmm.

Why make enemies
when you can make friends?

Fighting is a last resort.
Unless it's play-fighting.

[screeching]

I know Frog Fu. Ha!

Tickle, tickle, tickle! [chuckles]

[jabbering]

-Whoa!
-Agh!

[jabbering]

Hmm.

-Huh?
-Hmm.

[chuckles]

Hmm.

Uh, thank you?

[monkey whimpers]

-[smooches]
-Wow. Joy was right.

They just wanted us to play with them.

-I just love that we have monkey friends.
-Ugh.

Friends? They kidnapped my grandmother.

But I'm sure they didn't know any better.

[sighs] We shall see.

Uh, LingLing, wait! Where are you going?

I will save my grandmother myself.

[spurting]

Oh, no.

[gasps]

Ooh.

[Vicky panting]

Ooh, Miss Perfect is going off on her own.

This could be the perfect opportunity
to make sure she doesn't come back.

[gasps] Uh-oh.

-Uh, where do you think you're going?
-I know the danger.

Don't try and stop me.

We're not here to stop you.
We're here to help.

I have no reason to take you.
You are a monkey friend.

You call yourself my rival.

-You--
-Ooh. What about me?

You...

You are...

you are my friend.

Yay! You said it. I'm your friend.

-♪ Ah-ah ah-ah-ah ah! ♪
-[giggles]

[laughs]

Hmm.

This is my family's
designated meeting place.

Ooh! Is it the home of your ancestors?

Uh, no.
It's the home of family camping trips.

My grandpa roasting marshmallows
and swim lessons at the lake.

-[growling]
-[all] Huh?

[gasps] What was that?

I don't know.
Let's ask that horrible buffalo monster.

[snorts, grunts]

[all gasp]

Attack!

No, stop!

Uh, guys, make friends instead of enemies.

Maybe he just wants to play.

-[growls, grunts]
-Whoa! [screams]

-Huh.
-See? [giggles]

[panting]

[chuckles]

Ugh!

[gasps]

[chuckles] This is so easy,
it's almost not fun.

Almost.

[grunting]

Whoa!

Tower Magic!

[grunts, roars]

[grunts, yells]

[growls, roars]

[groans]

Okay, Buffalo Head Guy,

we're gonna give you one chance
to surrender. And then--

[grunts, stomps]

[all] Whoa!

[all screaming, groaning]

[growls, snorts]

Ulp!

-[yelps]
-[snoring]

[laughs]

Vicky? What are you doing here?

Being evil, duh.

I'm going to turn LingLing
over to the Monkey King.

And maybe he'll be my friend,
and we'll do great evil together.

Huh. Well, that's lame.

[laughing]

Oh!

And that's how you play with Vicky. Humph!

-[croaks]
-Hmm.

-Huh?
-[grunts]

[muffled voice] Joy, that's my face.

-Sorry. I can't do it.
-[groans]

[gasps]

-I'll wake LingLing!
-[Astoria] How?

-It's magic sleep.
-With a kiss?

Um, well, because if there's no other way,
I mean--

[grunting]

I'll wake her, please!

[clucking]

Ow! [moans]

LingLing, quick, we're trapped.

And, uh, the only way to free us
is with a kiss.

That doesn't make any sense.

Fan Magic!

-[clucking]
-[snoring]

Grandpa, you're late for swim lesson.

Huh?

What? No!
Today we get to ride the big slide!

[gasps] Oh, hello, Granddaughter.

Granddaughter? Ugh.

Yes, my grandfather, the Buffalo King.

-Ha.
-[all chuckling]

And who are you, brave young warriors?

They are my... friends.

-They are here to help us free Grandma.
-Friends?

Oh, I am sorry.

I thought you were throwing
a costume party.

But it's the middle of the woods.

That's why I attacked you.

People can't just throw costume parties
wherever they want.

Do you know where to find Granny IronFan?

Monkey King took her to Dragon Land.

And now the volcano is spewing smoke!

We must get there quickly.

Ooh! I've got the perfect plan.

And it involves teamwork.

[all screaming]

[Hawk] Whoa! [laughing]

What does Monkey King
need Grandmother for?

Ooh! Do you think he wants
to fan the flames of the volcano

and make it explode?

Why would he do that?
The monkeys live right under it.

You're not thinking like a monkey.

And making a volcano explode
would be the ultimate monkey prank.

Hold on!

[all screaming]

[groans]

[screams]

[screaming]

Tower Magic!

[all] Whoa! [groaning]

[groans]

Do you always travel around like that?

[Rose] No. Normally, we just ride dragons.

Of course, we don't usually drag around
a super heavy buffalo king with us.

Now, how do we find Grandma?

-Huh?
-[both gasp]

Hmm? [gasps]

[sighs]

Hi, LingLing.

[jabbering]

[Rose] Whoa!

[groaning]

[yelps] Agh!

Huh?

-[grunts]
-[all gasp]

[laughing]

Monkey King, how dare you
turn my grandmother into a yo-yo?

You know she hates that.

Oh, I have much greater plans for her.
I, uh...

Whoa! No way!

You built and tested
one of our experimental monkey designs.

"Monkey designs"?

-[gasps] That's not a monkey design!
-[monkey screeches]

[monkey jabbering]

Hello? It's not a rocket-powered
banana sled.

It's a pumpkin rocket.
And it was designed by me.

[hooting, jabbering]

[all sigh]

Hmm. You are welcome here
to live as we do,

for you are most certainly part-monkey.

Thank you.

And the rest of you, sl*ves!

-sl*ves to the monkeys!
-[monkeys jabbering]

Now, your grandma
will fan the smoke out of our volcano.

And now, you will all help-- forever!

Wait. You're not trying
to make the volcano erupt?

Why would we do that? We live right here.

-Uh, as a prank?
-A prank?

Huh. Wow.

Okay. Yeah, that would be epic.

Enough talk. I'm getting my grandma.

Hi-yah!

[hooting, jabbering]

[grunting]

Yah!

[coughing]

-Huh?
-[gasps]

[all moaning]

Ah! [coughs] This smoke...

[coughs] ...just keeps making us sick.

[sighs] I can't beat up sick monkeys.
It's not honorable.

Even though they did
turn my grandmother into a yo-yo.

Yes, LingLing,
a lot of our grandmas are yo-yos,

but that doesn't mean the monkeys are bad.

They're just choking on volcano smoke.

So, let's save us some monkeys!

[all jabbering]

Okay.

[sobs] That's-- you're-- I--

[sobs] Release Queen IronFan.

Let our friend go.

[monkeys chattering]

-[queen groans]
-[all gasp]

[jabbering]

Monkey King, I would have helped you
if you had just asked.

[groaning] Okay... ugh!

Huh.

It's just that going on an rampage
always seems like the perfect solution.

Everyone, let's help!

Fury Magic, blow away this smoke!

[monkeys yelp]

[all screaming]

You turned it
into an unstoppable, evil smoke tornado.

Aw...!

[both gasp]

[panting]

-Huh?
-Whoa!

[roars]

[panting]

Ugh!

[both gasp]

[grunts]

Fan Magic!

-[cheering]
-Uh, guys...

-It's not over yet!
-[all gasp]

Monkey King, give me my Iron Fan.

[groans] I put it up there
so no one would mess with it.

[all groan]

It's okay.
We can get it if we just work together.

Mm-hmm.

[monkeys jabbering]

[grunts]

[coughs]

Oh!

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Whoa!

[groaning]

[yelling]

[jabbering]

[all gasp]

[yelping]

[screaming]

[all gasp]

Gotcha!

-[coos]
-Huh?

Oh. [sighs]

Our apologies and gratitude.

Oh, it's... it's okay.

Queen IronFan can't just stay here
and fan smoke forever.

-We need to stop it at the source!
-[monkeys jabbering]

[grunting]

On it!

[Astoria gasps] Rose!

[grunting]

Hmm? Oh.

-Huh?
-[dragons groaning]

[Rose] The dragons?

Oh, they don't look so good.

The dragons are passed out down there.
They're breathing out this smoke.

But why? And how?

It can happen if they're sick.
Really sick.

[sniffs] Oh, and it smells so gassy.

They're our friends.
We've got to help them.

-We'll come with you. We know the cure.
-[chatters]

You can cure dragons? How?

With our awesome monkey magic, duh.
Now, let's go.

[all panting]

[all gasp]

Monkeys, you know what to do!

[Joy] ♪ Whoa, oh, oh ♪

♪ Whoa, oh, oh ♪

♪ Whoa, oh, oh ♪

♪ Even when the day is cloudy
I can feel the sun on me ♪

♪ Everything seems nice and funny
Like I'm splashing in the sea ♪

♪ Like a flower with its petals
I want all my friends with me ♪

♪ Happiness is something special
And I found the key ♪

♪ You make it happen now
You make my life complete ♪

-♪ Whoa, whoa, oh ♪
-♪ I'll never let you go ♪

♪ Oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh
Oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh ♪

-♪ I'll be there ♪
-♪ I'll be there for you ♪

-♪ You'll be there ♪
-♪ You'll be there for me ♪

♪ This is our friendship's promise ♪

-♪ That's the way we are ♪
-♪ That's the way we are ♪

-♪ I'll be there ♪
-♪ I'll be there for you ♪

-♪ You'll be there ♪
-♪ You'll be there for me ♪

♪ You and me, together forever
That's the way we are ♪

♪ That's the way we are ♪

♪ I'll be there ♪

[both] ♪ You'll be there ♪

[Joy] ♪ This is our friendship's promise
That's the way we are ♪

♪ That's the way we are ♪

[jabbering]

Nice song.

Thanks. I sing it
to my frog friends every night.

Uh, wow. That's not weird at all.

-So, Low Ong, are you okay?
-Oh, yeah.

Little monkey medicine
always does the trick.

But how did you get so sick?

Ugh. Two words-- monkey party.

Never, ever let them make the dip. Ever.

[retches]

Well, live and learn.

So, you guys are friends
with the monkeys, too?

[gasps] We should totally all hang out
some time!

[monkeys jabbering]

Since we have so many friends here
and they all came to help us,

it might be a good time for a...

[all gasp]

...monkey party!

-[all cheering]
-Yeah!

[squeals] Ooh-hoo!

Monkey party! Monkey party with dragons!

[Rose laughing]

Told you she was part-monkey.

Guess who brought dip.

[gags, retches]

[all gasp]

Hmm! [chuckles]

♪ Regal Academy ♪

♪ The story's just began ♪

♪ It's magic powers, friends and fun ♪

♪ This is Regal Academy ♪

♪ Regal Academy ♪

♪ Is just a magic whole new world ♪

♪ The dreams are right beyond that door ♪

♪ So place your hand in mine ♪

♪ We're gonna shine ♪

♪ We're gonna fly, we'll touch the sky ♪

♪ This is Regal Academy ♪