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08x09 - Feathered Rabbid; Queen of Rabbids; Rabbid Amnesia

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Rabbids Invasion". Aired: August 3, 2013.*
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The Rabbids from Ubisoft's "Raving Rabbids" video game series star in their own television series.

08x09 - Feathered Rabbid; Queen of Rabbids; Rabbid Amnesia

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- [man]

Give me a "B.

" - [rabbid]

Ba ba ba ba ba.

[man]

Give me a lot of "ha.

" [woman singing operatically]

[both scream]

[title music]

# h* hee # Baa Ba, ba, baa [tires screeching]

Ba ba Ba, baa Ba Ba - # Ba # - # Ahh # Baa h* hee Zo zee [singing "Also Sprach Zarathustra" in gibberish]

[singing Beethoven's "Symphony No.

5" in gibberish]

[drum riff]

# Ba-baa # [rabbid]

Ba ba ba, baba ba ba [rattling]

Baba, baba ba ba Baha! Baba, ba, ba Ahh Wow Waha! Ba Hmm? Hmm.

Hmm Hmm.

Ahh.

Baba, ba, ba, baba, ba, ba [Mariachi music playing]

Ba ha ha ha ha ha ha haa! Ba, ba, ba Ba? [chickens clucking]

[grunting]

[rabbid speaking gibberish through megaphone]

Ba? Ba ba ba, ba ba, faba baba ba! [continues speaking gibberish through megaphone]

Baba? Baba? Baba? Ba! [chicken clucking]

[both speaking gibberish]

Ba? [both laughing]

Ba, ba! Ba, ba! Ba.

Hmm.

Ba Baba! [laughing]

[Mariachi music playing]

[kissing]

Ba, ba! Ba-ha! Baba, ba! Oh [kissing]

Baba! Baba! Baba, ha! Baba! [laughing]

Baba, Baba? Ba? Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba! Baba.

Ba, baba! Ba, ba, ba.

Ba, ha! [laughing]

Ba.

Baba, baba, ba.

Baba.

Ba.

Ba, ba.

Ba, ba! Ba.

[Mariachi music playing]

[kissing]

Ba, ba! [laughing]

[Ragtime music playing]

Ba! Ba! [chicken clucking]

Ba ha ha ha ha! Ba, baba.

[rabbid laughing]

Ba, ba, ba! Ba? Ba? Ba? [chick chirping]

Ba, ba! Ba! Ba, ba! [chick chirping]

[Ragtime music playing]

Ba, ba, baba.

Ba, baba, ba! Ba, baba, ba! [grunting]

Baba, ba! [chicken clucking]

Ba Ba-ha! Oof! Ba? Ba ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! [muffled]

Ba, ba.

[gulping]

Ba? [fly buzzing]

Ba.

Ba, ba, ba, ba.

Ba! - Baba? - Hmm? Baba, baba.

Ba! [muffled laughing]

Ba! [fly buzzing]

Ba, ba [chicken clucking]

Ba, ba Ba? [chick chirping]

Baba! Ba, ba! Ba! - Oh - Hmm? Ba Ba [rabbid screaming]

Ba, baba! Ba, ba, baba, baba.

Ba, baba Hmm? Ba! Hmm.

Ba.

Ba ha.

Hmm.

Ba, ba.

[chicken clucking]

Baba! [chicken clucking]

Ba, ba Ba, ba! [chick chirping]

Baba.

Ba, ba.

Ba, ba.

Ba? Ba Ba, ba.

Ba, ba.

Ba! Baba, ba.

Mm-hmm.

Oh! Baba, ba! [chuckling]

Hmm? Ba, ba! [laughing]

Ba, baba! Oh? [gasping]

Ba, baba! Mm-hmm.

[laughing]

Ba, ba, ba! Ba, ba! Ba, baba? Ba! Oof! Ba, baba, baba! [mumbling]

Ba-ha! [laughing]

Baba, ba! [chicken clucking]

[chicken clucking]

[rabbid]

Ba? Ba? Ba Ba [wind blowing]

[chickens clucking]

[imitating chickens]

Baba! [chickens clucking]

[laughing]

[chicken screaming]

[rabbid shouting]

Ba! Ba, baba! [whistling]

Baba, ba! Baba, baba, baba Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba! Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba! [chicken clucking]

Ba, ba, ba Baba! [shouting gibberish]

[shouting gibberish]

[laughing]

Baba, ba, ba.

Baba? [chicken clucking, rabbid panting]

Ba, ba, ba! Baba, ba! Ba, ba! Ba! [chicken clucking]

Ba, ba, ba, ba! Ba, ba, ba Baba, ba! [blowing raspberries]

[rabbid laughing]

Ba, ba, ba [muffled]

Baba Ba, ba? Hmm Hmm.

[laughing]

[muffled]

Baba, ba! Baba, baba! Baba! [fly buzzing]

[chicken clucking]

[rabbid, muffled]

Baba? [chickens clucking, rabbid screaming]

[muffled]

Baba? [muffled muttering]

[muffled]

Ba, baba! Ba, baba! [crashing]

[singing Beethoven's "Symphony No.

5" in gibberish]

[drum riff]

# Ba-baa # [rabbid screaming]

[wheels screeching]

Ba! [people shouting]

Ba [muttering gibberish]

[wheels screeching]

Hmm? Ahh! Daddy, Daddy, look, the magic set! Can we get it? You don't need that to do magic.

Look.

Oh, you do that one all the time, Daddy.

[cell phone ringing]

Huh? Shh, quiet.

It's Daddy's boss.

[indistinct voice on phone]

Yes.

Hello, Mr.

Baronette.

[rabbids screaming]

Yeah! [chuckling]

Ba, baba.

- Ba, ha ha ha.

- Ba, baba? - Cool! - Ba Ba, baba? Ba, baba! [laughing]

[indistinct voice on phone]

Yes, of course, Mr.

Baronette.

I understand completely, sir.

- Ba, ba.

- Oh.

Daddy? - Oh.

- Ba, baba? You like magic, too? It's cool, huh? Look! Abracadabra! Ba, baba, baba, baba.

- Huh? - Ba, baba! - Ba? - Hey! [laughing]

Ahh.

Mm-hmm.

Ba, baba! That's mine! [rabbid]

Ba, baba! Ba, ba! Ba Baba, baba.

Baba, baba.

Shh [whispering]

Ba, baba, baba.

[both]

Ohh Ba, baba, ba! Baba, baba, ba! Ohh Baba, ba.

[laughing]

Ba, ba.

Ba, ba, baba! Baba, ba! Ooh, baba, ba.

Ooh Baba, baba, ba! Ba Ba Ba, ba, ba! Shh! Baba, baba, ba.

[grunting]

Ba ba? Ba? [grunting]

Ba.

[grunting]

Baba, ba, ba! Baba, baba! Hey! I said that's mine! Ba Ba, ba, ba, ba, baba! Well, I don't need that anyway.

Abracadabra! Ba? [all]

Ba Ba ba Hey! You too, huh? Ba Ba ha ha! Hmm? Ba, ba.

- Ba, baba, ba.

- Baba! Ba, baba! Ba, baba, ba! Ba Ba, baba! Ba, ba, baba! Ba, ba, baba, baba! [grunting]

Ba! Baba, baba! Ba, baba, ba! Ba, baba, ba! Huh? Baba.

Ba, ba.

Thank you, Mr.

Baba.

[mocking]

"Baba, baba, baba" Thank you, sir.

[indistinct voice on phone]

Thank you.

Goodbye.

[sighing]

[laughing]

Ahh! Ba! [music playing]

Ba, baba! Ba, baba! Thank you, thank you, everybody! Ba ha ha And now, for my first trick! Ba Abracadabra! Ba? Ba! - Tada! - Wow! Ba, baba! Hmm? Oops! [shouting gibberish]

[laughing]

Look! And now, the chicken has disappeared! [chicken clucking]

And now, for my next trick, I need a volunteer.

Hmm [shouting gibberish]

Mr.

Bushy Moustache! Ba? [chuckling evilly]

I will now turn Mr.

Bushy Moustache into a chicken! Abracadabra! Ta-da! Ta-da! [shouting]

Ba! Ba, baba, ba! [speaking gibberish]

Baba, baba! Ba, baba! [chicken clucking]

[shouting gibberish]

Ahh [screaming]

Ta-da! Ba, ba! Ba, ba! [all]

Ba, ba! Ba, ba! Ba! Where is my daughter, Alice? - Heh - Oh [cell phone ringing]

Yes, Mr.

Baronette? [indistinct voice on phone]

Baaa! - Hey! - Ba, ba, ba! Ba ha ha ha ha! Come back here! No! [laughing]

Ba, ba, ba! Baba, baba? Baba, baba, ba! Uhh um [rabbids chanting]

Baba! Baba! Baba! Baba! Baba! That's complicated.

Huh? [crackling]

[laughing evilly]

Ba, ba! Ba, baba, baba! Ba! Ba! Ba, baba! Ba, baba! [laughing]

Oh Baba, ba Ba, ba! Hmm Baba! Ba, baba Ba [Dad]

There you are, Alice.

[all]

Huh? I've been looking for you everywhere.

Daddy! I'm hungry.

Can we go? Ohh Baba, ba Baba, ba.

Ba, baba! - Huh? - What's going on here? [man on phone]

Yeah, that's what I want to know.

Baba, baba.

Ba Ba! Ba! Ba? Ba? [moaning]

Ba! Can you give me back the phone? - Ba, baba, ba! - Wanna trade? - Ba, baba.

- Thank you! [chuckling]

[chuckling]

Come on, Daddy, let's go.

Hey [all]

Ba, ba! Ba-bye! So Alice, um, let's not tell Mommy about today, okay? Ba - Ba! - Baba, ba.

Ba, baba.

Ba, ba.

[singing Beethoven's "Symphony No.

5" in gibberish]

[drum riff]

# Ba-baa # [cow mooing]

Oh, my head Where am I? [wind blowing]

What's all this? I can't remember a thing.

[cow mooing]

Huh? Ahh! Hey, my phone! Ew [groaning]

Baba Baba, baba [speaking gibberish]

Ahh! It's an alien! Help! Ba? Ba, baba, ba.

[rabbid]

Ba, ba? Ba, ba? I think I lost you.

Ba, ba! Ba, ba! Ba, ba? Oh? [man on phone]

Testing What? I have a video of me? Testing, one, two, three.

Okay Today, I'm gonna prove to the world that these aliens are dangerous creatures coming from a distant planet that I've called Xytron.

Huh? Hey! What are you doing, young man? I've got to be very careful.

Aliens could be anywhere.

- Am I gonna be on TV? - Hey, look! [distant siren wailing]

Nah, never mind.

Just some bank robber.

- [rabbid screaming]

Huh? - [woman]

Huh? [both screaming]

[rabbid screaming]

[scraping]

- Ba? - Baba, ba [speaking gibberish]

This is their secret laundry rocket, coming from outer space.

Ba, ba, ba, ba! They're probably here to destroy our world.

[muttering gibberish]

[laughing]

Ba, baba, ba! Ba Ba.

Baba, ba.

[shouting gibberish]

- Ba? - Baba.

- Ba, ba! - Ba Ba, ba? [beeping]

Ba! Ba, ba.

Baba, ba.

[beep]

[rumbling]

Baba, ba.

Ba, ba! Ba! - Ba! Ba, ba! - Oh! Their secret weapon is broken.

Huh? Ba - Mm-hmm - Oh, no! [all]

Ba, baba! [speaking gibberish]

- Ba, ba! - Ba, ba! Ba, baba, ba.

Ba, ba.

Whew, that was close.

Ba, ba.

Ba, ba.

Ba! Baba! [sirens wailing]

Baba! - Baba - Ahh! Ba, ba? Baba! Hmm? [chuckling]

- Baba! - Ahh! Ba! Baba, baba? [beep]

[speaking gibberish]

[laughing]

[shouting gibberish]

[laughing]

Oh Oh! Ah! Baba, ba! - Ba? - Ba, ba, ba! Hmm? Hey, that's my phone! - Huh? - Huh? I mean, it's my phone, it's from earth and you're from Ahh! Baba, ba? - Ba, ba! - Ahh! Ahh, ahh! Baba! Baba, ba! [woman on TV]

Attention, breaking news.

Police are in pursuit of a bank robber.

[siren wailing]

[panting]

He wants my phone to use as a new deadly weapon! [both shouting]

[man]

Hey! Give me back my phone, you [robber]

Hey, move over! - Shh! No photos.

- Ba, baba! - Hey! - My bag! Baba! [camera clicks]

Freeze! You're under arrest.

Oh? - He did it! - He did it! Ba, baba! [siren wailing]

[officer]

The suspect is trying to escape.

Call in all units.

Follow that dumpster! [laughing]

[man screaming, tires screeching]

Ahh! Ahh! [shouting]

Hey! Baba! [siren wailing]

[man]

Ahh! [crashing, cow mooing]

[rabbid screaming and laughing]

[siren wailing]

Huh? [rabbid laughing]

Baba! Baba! [tires screeching, car horn honking]

Ahh! [rabbid laughing, cow mooing]

[cow mooing]

[rabbid shouting gibberish]

[rabbid laughing, man moaning]

I've got to Ba? Ba, baba.

[man]

Need to call.

Baba, ba, ba Ba.

[beeping]

Ba, baba, ba.

Baba! [cow mooing]

Ahh! Ba, baba! Ba, baba! [man screaming]

[cow mooing]

Oh [cow mooing]

Hmm.

Oh, now I get it.

[shouting gibberish]

My phone! [siren wailing]

Stop! Drop the money! It's a mistake! I can prove it! It's all there on my phone! Oh, yeah? Where's your phone? That rabbid just stole it! [laughing]

Baba! Huh? Yeah, right.

And I suppose the cow ate the money? Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

[cow mooing]

[beeping]

Huh? [chuckling]

Ba ba! Baaaaa!