01x24 - Mind Meld/Nothing But Truffle

[bunniefuu]

- ♪ Rise of the

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Rise of the

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Heroes in the half-shell Turtle power ♪

♪ Rising up against evil paint the city green ♪

♪ Raph is ready for a fight Leo's making a scene ♪

♪ Mikey's got mad skills Donnie rocks machines ♪

♪ With each other they discover ♪

♪ Their destiny and rise

♪ Cowabunga

♪ Rise of the

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Heroes in the half-shell Turtle power ♪

♪ Rise

[sly music]

- This is Purple Knight. Is everyone in position?

- Red King is set. - Mikey is in position.

- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Why does Mikey get to use his real name as his code name?

- [sighs] He doesn't. Orange Pond, please use your--

- What? Why am I the pond?

- I'm changing my code name too.

Uh, blue--Bluey. No, blue, uh--

- No, no, no one is changing their code names.

Please, everybody, just pay attention.

[sighs deeply]

We are dealing with the Purple Dragons,

evil villainous hackers.

Now, they have the Dragon's Tooth.

- Uh, double checking--it is a real dragon's tooth, right?

- No, no, it is not,

because dragons nor their teeth are real.

What it is, is a piece of technology

so powerful that if it falls into their hands,

we could be looking at something apocalyptic.

That is why everyone needs to be ready.

The Purple Dragons are serious and--

- [screams] [crashes]

- Red King, report. Are you okay?

I repeat. Are you okay?

- Not really.

There's a pigeon with pizza in its mouth.

It's a pizza pigeon!

I gotta get it for my social, bro.

- Pizza pigeon? [laughs] Awesome.

- We're gonna be Internet famous.

You gotta get that picture, Raph.

- I'm trying. - Guys?

- Shh-shh-shh! I'm taking the picture.

- You're terrible at pictures. I'm coming over.

- And there it is.

As usual, looks like we gotta handle this ourselves.

Cyber Bishop, plan B.

- See that? That is a cool code name.

- Let's do this, bro!

- Hya!

- [winces]

[yelps]

[pigeon humming]

[grunts]

Oh, hey! There it is.

[dramatic music]

- Mikey, don't.

[laser, robots whirr]

- Uh...

♪

- Orange Pond and Purple Knight are in check.

We need backup. - On it.

Hey, Leo.

- Pizza pigeon!

[pigeon hums]

- Oh, yeah! - [laughs]

- Guys, where are you? Guys?

Mikey?

- [yelps]

[screams]

- Beach ball.

Why did it have to be my greatest fear?

Why did it have to be beach ball?

- Hey, it's not your fault.

- It's okay. You'll get it next time.

- Didn't get the photo? Didn't get the photo?

Because you were too focused on a pigeon with pizza,

a piece of military-grade technology

remains in the hands of--

- A high school tech club? - That's right.

- Yeah, well, your fear of beach ba*ls didn't help any.

I just don't think we were all on the same page.

- Not on the same page, huh?

Well, I think the problem is,

while I come up with brilliant plans,

you guys just goof around like dumb-dumbs.

Meh!

'Cause you're dumb.

Dumb, dumb-dumbs.

- I mean, you can kinda see it here.

[whooshes]

- And that move is why I'm gonna crush you

in Skate Bottom tomorrow-- [expl*si*n]

- I've done it!

[all cough] - Done what?

- I have created something that will make us unstoppable.

- You finally finished your drill?

- [laughs] No.

- Is it my Skate Hawks idea?

You see, the Hawks that we strap to ourselves, and then--

- You say the word,

I'm ready to go wrangle some hawks.

- Not Skate Hawks.

- Uh, what's going on?

- Oh, just let me close you in

to the Mental Intelligence Reprogramulator--

I mean, the Pizza Fun Box.

[together] Pizza Fun Box?

[suspenseful music]

- Everything's going to be brilliant,

four times as brilliant.

[laughing] Evil laugh!

[all laughing]

[electricity crackling]

[laughs manically]

♪

[electricity fizzles]

[all groan]

- [gasps] Did it work?

How do you feel?

- I feel...smarter.

- By Hawking, it worked.

You dumb-dumbs are as smart as me now.

- Are we as smart as you, or as intelligent as you?

- You know, it might seem like semantics,

but it is an important distinction.

- This is the greatest day of my life.

Relishing chuckle.

Now, who is ready for a second try?

Let's get that Dragon's Tooth. All right, Mikey, you--

- On it.

[rockets whooshing]

[grunts]

[rockets cackling]

- Raph, are you-- - In position.

Hydraulics.

- Leo, get ready too. - All set.

- Wormholes.

[animal squeaks]

- Oh, it's everything I ever wanted.

- One must take one's time.

♪

Eureka.

[power whirrs]

[wildcat growls]

- I am so proud of you. Ah, they grow up fast.

I am pleased to announce that

we are finally an unstoppable team.

And I have been waiting for a long time to do this.

[air horn blares]

Successful mission dance party!

[all laughing, chattering]

- I'm dancing!

- Ah, it's like looking into a beautiful, beautiful mirror.

- [chuckles] It's such an advanced piece of technology.

It's hard to decide what to use it on.

- I know. I know.

But it's gotta be great since we can only use it once.

[grunts]

- What if we could use it to launch

a whole network of satellites?

- Or we could use it to power my Super Collider.

- Whoa, how did you build that?

- With some spare parts in your workshop.

- I'm sorry. You went into my workshop?

- Yes, and I also reorganized your motherboards

by processing power.

- Smart... [sighs]

Cool, cool, cool. Cool, cool, cool.

What a day.

- [snoring]

[soft playful music]

- [snoring]

- [snoring]

[dramatic music]

- So, guys, who's ready for our Big Game Escape Ball?

- No can do, got lots of work,

definitely, lots of work.

- Oh... [mutters] Oh, okay.

- Actually... - [gasps]

- I have been looking everywhere

for some Swiss ball bearings.

- It is all about ball bearings nowadays.

[upbeat music[

- Hey, guys! Pizza's here!

You're not gonna even take a break for pizza?

What about you, Mikey?

Pizza? Huh?

- Can't, too busy rewiring your systems.

- Rewiring my systems?

What--dang, that is some tasty circuit work, Mikey.

But wait, you're messing with my tech?

- Tech? [laughs]

You call this junk tech?

- Yeah, sick burn, Raph... [chuckles]

Wait, you burned me. What's going on here?

- Why don't you go keep yourself busy

with that skateboard thing of yours

so we can do the real work.

Go, go. Off, off.

- Hey, wait. You're trying to get rid of me.

That's what I do, but-- but to you.

- We're just a little busy. Let's suit up, shall we?

[hip-hop music]

♪

- Oh, you look magnificent.

But I thought purple was my-- my thing.

- Huh?

- I flew too close to the sun, Sheldon.

Who would've thought a team full of Donnies

would be more nightmare than dream come true?

Not I, that's for sure.

- Yeah, you beefed it.

- Yes, I beefed it.

Well, we know what we must do.

- I'll ready the disposal unit.

[metallic clanking]

[fire whooshes]

- Uh, not that. Too soon.

But I like where your head's at.

I can't believe I'm saying this,

but I miss the dumb-dumbs.

I want my brothers back.

[sly music]

all: Artisanal flatbread?

[pizza fizzles]

[cage clanks]

- Yes! Still got it.

[turtles chuckling] [gasps]

- Nice try, version ..

- No, it can't be!

I've been out-hologramed by you!

[turtles laughing]

Mm.

[groans]

I failed.

I've lost my brothers forever.

I know we didn't always see eye to eye,

but I'm really gonna miss you guys.

It was messy, but gosh, it was fun,

which is totally something Leo would've said

after he cut that worm guy in half.

- Don't beat yourself up. It's just % your fault.

- Beat myself up? Beat myself up?

Gasp, I've got it.

To get my brothers back, I don't need to outsmarts them.

I need to outsmart myself.

♪

I give up.

You guys are too smart to be fooled.

I'll just leave you and the Dragon's Tooth alone.

- Does this apology have any strings attached?

- No, no. That is what I'm saying.

No strings attached.

- Uh, there's literally a string attached to you.

- Whatever you do, don't pull that.

It's just a prototype for a new aquatic battle shell.

- Mm, he told you not to pull it,

which of course means you should pull it.

- Unless he's doing the double reverse-reverse,

then you should not pull it.

- Ah, there it is-- classic Donnie overthink.

- Ah, it's the triple reverse. I'm pulling it.

[string whirrs]

[shell beeps] [all scream]

- You can do this, Donnie. You can do this.

all: Giant beach ball!

[all scream]

- Pop it! Pop it! Pop it!

- Why am I afraid of beach ba*ls?

[ball pops]

- They're multiplying exponentially!

- Brohounds, gotta get out of here!

Follow my honest face to safety!

- [screams]

[frantic music]

[electricity crackling]

- [groans] It's not working.

They're still too smart. I need more power.

Alas, what irony.

I must use the supreme power of the Dragon's Tooth

to return my brothers to their blissful ignorance.

♪

Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on!

[machine whirring sharply]

[machine whirring down]

- Ten bucks if I shove this up my nose, huh?

- It worked... [exhales]

I'll give you , brother.

[car honks]

- [humming]

[mischievous music]

- There he is, Todd--

the brilliant chef and my personal hero,

Rupert Swaggart.

- All I see is that scary meat-sweats dude.

- Yeah, he's an evil mutant now,

but back in the day, he was master of the spice.

- [laughs] Wow.

I guess being mutated can turn anybody nasty.

- Oh, he was always a jerk, but what a chef.

Some say he invented flavor.

- Forest truffle pork chops.

Mm, the delicious irony.

- Oh-me-gosh! He's making his signature dish.

Todd, what did we say about not moving?

- [grunts] [softly] Sorry, friend.

I was just trying to feel my neck again.

- I never could get my truffle pork chops

to taste as good as his.

There must be a secret ingredient.

- [snorts]

And now, for my secret ingredient--

the shadow moon truffle.

[foreboding music]

- [gasps] He uses mystic ingredients?

- Wait, what's a shadow moon truffle?

- A super rare mystic truffle that only grows

when Jupiter eclipses the full moon.

Maybe we could just grab a slice.

Follow my thoughts, baby.

[exciting percussive music]

- Do you think I could ride on your shoulders for a while?

- I think we both know that I'm a natural periscope.

Now, shlep me over to that truck

so I can watch my hero work.

- [humming] [pan sizzles]

[pan clinking]

All I need is one slice of that truffle.

- [whimpers] - [yelps]

[loud thunk, truck creaks]

[hawk caws]

- Mi truffle!

One of those naughty turtles, I see.

You'll pay for this, you tasty snoops!

- Don't blame the turtle! It was the woodchuck!

- Uh, I'm not a woodchu-- - You turtles!

You've been a roach leg in my sorbet since the day I met you!

But it's all right.

I'll make up for it with a little taste of you.

[both scream]

[frantic music]

- [snorting softly]

- [sighs] [all scream]

- Where are you going, lads?

I was just about to unleash the flavor!

- [in slow-motion] My friend!

- Todd!

[both screaming in slow motion]

- [whimpers] - Give me your power!

- Oh, my God, Todd!

- Nothing like having my whole being

sucked out... [grunts]

For a friend. - Yes.

I-I feel...

[dramatic music]

I feel..

splendiferous.

Hello, mateys.

What are you doing out here in the cold?

Why don't you come inside? I'll make you a nice cuppa.

- [whimpers]

- I'll catch up with you guys later.

- Why are you being so nice?

[gasps] That's right!

You sucked Todd's super power-- niceness!

- I just don't know what you mean,

but I do know that I'd love to have you

sample me forest ruffle pork chops.

Now, wait a minute. Where's me truffle?

I need to finish the dish. I've got company.

- Um, unfortunately, Todd knocked it in the air.

There was a bird situation.

What matters is, Todd lost it.

- Do you know what this means? - [squeaks]

[ominous music]

[whimpers]

- We'll have to go and get a new one tonight, chum.

- We? Us?

Tonight? - Has to be tonight.

There's a shadow moon, don't you know?

But first, palomino,

you ever had the funnel cake down by the boardwalk?

- No, I haven't.

- Well, off we go, then.

What about your friend face down there in the puddle?

- Ow.

- He'll be fine.

both: Funnel cake!

[happy music]

[both laugh]

[mandolin strums romantically]

♪

- Aww!

[necklace thunks] Yeah!

- Say bree!

[shutter clicks]

- Man, hanging out with my hero is a dream come true!

You taking what's-his-name's niceness

is the best thing that ever happened to me.

[grunts]

- The shadow moon.

Off to the swamp we go, friend of friends.

- Yes!

[frog croaks]

So, how do we spot the truffle?

- It will release a beautiful cloud

of shimmering spores into the night sky.

But don't breathe them.

They'll burn your nostrils and fuse your lungs to your heart.

But the truffle is delicious.

- Oh, snap. There it is.

[magical music]

- The swamp poses many challenges,

but nothing that me and me bestie can't conquer together.

Yeah? - Holla.

[sly music]

I got this, buddy of mine.

Hoo!

[grunting] - [cheering, laughing]

- [groans, chuckles]

- That shell of yours--

that'll get us through these vines, mon ami.

- You got it, bubba.

Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.

There's so much me the shell does not cover!

- We'll get through this together.

- [yelps, grunts]

Oh, no.

You can handle mud. You're a pig.

- Right, and since I'm a natural periscope,

I shall navigate.

- [grunts]

[groans]

- There she is.

- The shadow moon truffle.

It's beautiful.

- It sure is.

And you know what would make this day perfect?

If my best mate would pluck it himself.

- [gasps] Best mate?

Say it again! No.

Say it when I get that truffle.

- [snorts]

- Whoa! [screams]

[tree creaks]

[whimpering]

What was that? [whimpers]

- Angry tree.

- What are you-- [squeaks]

- [evil chuckle]

- Chef Swaggart, what's happening?

- Must protect truffles! - Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!

- [cackles] Oh, I'm sorry, matey.

There's one thing I forgot to mention.

The truffle is protected by a mystical were-tree,

you know, full moon and all,

but thanks for being the distraction.

- [grunts] But I thought you were nice now.

- Oh, that wore off hours ago.

And by the way, you play a lousy mandolin.

- [stammers] What?

You said it sounded like

a choir of angels dipped in honey.

- Well, things look a little different

once the Todd goggles come off, innit?

- [yelps]

- Now, I'll be taking that truffle.

Wait, where is it?

- Is this what you're looking for?

[laughs triumphantly]

- Todd, how did you know I was in trouble?

- My squirrel friends told my bird friends

to tell my puppy friends to tell me.

- Paprika! [grunting]

Hold still, you critty little thing!

- You're no match for me... [grunts]

I'm a master of Passive Fu... [yips]

It's where I take your energy...[grunts]

And do nothing with it...

[laughs]

- Todd, get his glove!

- [grunting]

- [grunts] - [screams]

- [gasps] - [grunts]

- I don't feel so good.

- Whoa.

- Great thinking, friend. Now we can--uh-oh.

[dramatic music]

♪

- Time for a little midnight snack.

- Todd, you're a woodchuck. Chuck him!

- Okay, you keep saying I'm a woodchuck.

I'm a capybara!

- No, I'm pretty sure you're a woodchuck.

- You can continue this bickering

in my gutty-wutties!

- Rule number three of Passive Fu--

the bigger they are,

the faster you flee!

- Buddy, Todd,

I'm really sorry I treated you so badly

and ditched you for the psychopathic lunatic!

- You ditched me? I thought you were kidnapped.

[both yelling, grunts]

- I'll take me truffle now

and use it to cook me some scaredy-cat stew.

Huh? Where are you?

[snarls]

- Oh, man.

What would Raph do?

- Shark attack? Punch it in the nose.

Vampire? Garlic.

Werewolf? Silver.

A puppet?

Just curl up in a ball, buddy. You're going down.

- Thanks, Mind Raph. - But Mikey,

where are we gonna get something silver?

- You heard that? Oh-me-gosh--my BFF mallet.

It's pure silver, baby!

And I'd be happy to return it.

- [snarling]

- All right, we gotta get him right in the hollow.

- Okay, get on my shoulders. - No, Todd.

This time, you're the periscope.

- [sniffs] Really?

I'm finally the periscope?

- [sniffing] - Hey, tree chef.

You are official unfriended!

- [grunts] Right in me knothole!

[screams]

[electricity booms]

Oh, shallots.

both: Yes!

- Couldn't have done it without you, bud.

Hey, still got that truffle?

[happy music]

♪

Here we go-- two best friend specials.

- Mmm, forest truffle pork chops.

[sniffs] Oh, they smell divine!

[dogs barking] - Huh?

Ah, well.

Can I have a bite of yours, best friend?

[dark music]

- Uh... [laughs]

Oh, Todd. - [snarls]